/biz/ - Business & Finance

you can suck on deez nuts

>>54464377
congratulations you now have more real money than 99.9% of the global population

How much did it cost?

>>54464452
i dont remember i was on a lot of meth and xanax

Depends when you bought but somewhere between 10 and 20%. Just google "gold futures"

>>54464377
Checked.

You're not up at all if you're still doing meth mah boy. Cut out the shit.

>>54464431
gonna be very useful to buy bread

>>54464377
>bought 1.2 kg of gold on a meth binge
This might actually be the most productive tweaker move ever.

>>54464460
Ballpark?

>>54464629
more than 50k i think

>>54464646
I'm amazed a methhead has $50k to spend. Dealer?

>>54464700
i was buying from gold vaults directly, although i remember the clerks and shit being sketched out by an obviously tweaked dude with a lot of cash lol

>>54464460
>xanax
based

>>54464757
Lmfao hilarious actually. I can't be valuable enough to be speaking from experience but isn't it obvious that doing meth is only going to keep you at the bottom? Hopefully you're lucky enough to deal long enough without getting caught or killed to make bank, let alone escape the misery of actual use. The rest of us will enjoy riches with or without you

>>54464757
He was asking if you are a drug dealer because you like meth and have $50,000 cash to buy gold spontaneously.

>>54464377
It’s worth ZERO.
Go crack one upper like a candy bar.

>>54464815
And this

>>54464806
nah i stopped using last year before christmas. Im not a drug dealer lmfao I got some inheritance (in cash) so i decided to buy something to invest in

>>54464971
Right on, Godspeed

>>54464827
is gold usually silver color on the inside?

>>54464377
Gold plated tungsten wrapped in plastic. Disgusting.

>>54464542
the super market will have scales and test kits?

>>54464994
See >>54465024

>>54464994
>is gold usually silver color on the inside?

lmao

>>54464431
"Money", it's an asset and a pain in the ass to actually spend

Meth heads have 50k and a struggling autist gardener has 0.
I hate this world.

>>54465579
>struggling autist gardener has 0.
Not our problem, they should stop drinking corona


>>54464377
Idk, the market is crazy just keep reading

>>54464431
>Tries to spend it
Bullets are real money in your imaginary world where gold is useful. Hope you're stacking lead to protect your shiney rocks.

>>54464377
>how much am I up
you're probably at about break even after factoring in 20% of premiums

>>54465876
>they
what the fuck are even trying to say jeet.
I hate you all beyond measure, if the world collapses I'll stack bodies higher than skyscrapers.
The whole human existence are nothing but parasites.

>>54464460
based

>>54464377
You have enough tungsten to start your own light bulb company

>>54465899
>Bullets are real money
and the only metals I stack

>>54464994
>is gold usually silver color on the inside?
that is a different type of gold, the comedy gold.

>>54464377
>MUH GOLD
OH NO NO NO!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

>>54465930
the premium was like 1.5% you fool

>>54467539
Don't lie

Protip: Buy CAST bars, not stamped. I believe cast is harder to fake.

>>54464377
>stole 1.2kg of gold on a meth binge
ftfy.

>>54465899
The majority of people don’t own firearms in any country and nor do those that do own them know how to shoot well. If they did women who own guns wouldn’t be victimized or raped as often as they are. I keep my doors unlocked and if anyone armed or unarmed started shit I would chase them with my chef’s knife.

Cut them open and make sure theyre real.
>buys fake bars from some scam site due to his meth delusions
Kek would be hilarious

>>54468533
no i bought them from government gold vaults kek

>>54468601
These "government gold vaults", are they in the room with us now?

>>54468627
kek, you can buy directly from government owned mints and exchanges, assuming you dont live in a shithole country.

>>54468871
hmmm.... I thought the government were like cavetrolls or smaug about their gold, although come to think of it my government actually minted some 22 carat half ounce gold coins back in the 90s.

>>54468912
its true and the markup is small too because the government wants to keep the price of gold stable.

In some countries by LAW you cant undersell or oversell gold, so you're never paying high premiums. On the flipside you cant rip people off past its market value either

>>54468912
They let rich people steal al their gold, they wont let anyone check fort knox cause the golds fucking gone.

>>54468512
>Gets a face full of bird shot

>>54464377
Great! Now take profit and buy-back in two to three days. You can do that, right?

>>54464377
Zack?

>>54469715
you’re a parasite and I’m glad you will never own metals

>>54465899
>muh le bullet
kys retarded troglo

>>54469859
Imagine not being American

>>54464377
Based

>>54469870
but why would anyone want to be brown?

>>54465899
nope, you can only own one or the other

>>54468964
link to one of these "vaults" ?

>>54464757
God Bless Anon and America!

>>54464377
>How much am i up?
1.2 kg

>>54469859
>t. pussy who has never fired a gun and would cry if he did

>>54464460
This is the problem with having too much money.

>>54471458
Literally google your own country’s national mints you retard

>>54465180
No, and no one used gold for trade in the past 5000 years either.

>>54465959
Careful so you don't cut yourself.

>>54464806
Hey there's worse things you could do on meth than investing in gold

>>54464377
>he doesn’t know capital gains on gold are way worse than crypto

>>54474801
>he doesnt know that capital gains is a voluntary disclosure

>>54471800

>>54465959
Calm down you doomer faggot

>>54474801
>give man gold
>get handful of cash
>walk out of shop

Oops. I guess there was no IRS agent at the door.

>>54464827
Impossible to do on 1 Oz bullion. Stick to the small stuff

>>54464377
You are very smart and nice dubs.

>>54464377
>>54464431
>here's your coffee sir, that'll be $4.95 please
>sure i'll just pay with this gold bar
>um, sir, we can't accept your gold bar as payment
>what do you mean? they told me gold is real money!

>>54464377
Nice pile of fakes. Go peel them open like candy bar.

>>54476194
nah its from the government - theyll buy it back too