/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for buy BOIL

Why didn't you guys tell me about GFAI

okay not gonna lie bros i need c3 ai to run another 150% to break even how much copium can a brother have

>>54460514
The stock market

>>54460522
It was told in the discord...

Oil is fun and neat!

uhhh AIbros.... why is it down?

>>54460540
How? Its at ATH

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Always buy Nintendo when you know something will it big. I can't believe it's that easy. It's like the market unironically never price in anything when it comes to it.
Always easy money.

>>54460522
AI
AMST
GFAI
BBAI
SOUN
QUBT
QBTS

>>54460552
>we too high

>>54460540
I would stay away from American AI companies. (((They))) are going to ban it in the US and let China just run with it. Same thing with cloning and all the other cool technologies we're not allowed to have because some bible thumpers are going to get their jimmies rustled if you make their child go to drag queen story hour.

>>54460514
These aren't the links... Also why is NVIDIA down to $279 on no news? The price should only go one way cause of the blockchain... I mean raytracing... I mean driverless cars.... er AI

Faggy anime thread. Makes sense.

>>54460561
Did your dad (who works at Nintendo) tell you about this?

red day today

who else bagholding BOIL
when will the pain end

>>54460589
Trust the slurpers.

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

>>54460598
Is that the kid from Malcolm in the Middle

Does someone have that 99% shown itself to be correct graph of predicting next day gains? Green today, green future --> green tomorrow and so on. That graph. Please bros, I need to make gainz as fast as possible or I'm gonna lose a few organs

Who is shorting TESLA?

>>54460552
im never buying an ipo again kek

>>54460581
No, I just looked at the pre-reservation seats at my local kinoplexes. But even there, I already knew for weeks, it's just simple confirmation.

>>54460603
It was a woke bank, as long as the woke go broke, it's bullish because instead of using pseudoscience to make risk management decisions actual risk management can prevail and the sector becomes stronger as a whole.

>>54460561
its too early to araara post

>>54460608
Me, cyber truck is going to be a flop, it's got a wobble that will cause loss of control and musk is going to force it to market

>>54460610
Oh I was looking at YTD kek
What the fuck

>>54460514
OIL

Ehm, guys.. Is ORANGE JUICE constituent in the CPI/Inflation data?

where's soxl retard strength? is it already gone?

Crab day

Yeah I’m shorting nvda how could you tell

>>54460561
Imagine wanting to lose your money. Nintendo stock isn't Nintendo the company and vice versa and they have no dividend so you can't even claim it's good on that front. I doubt they are hitting their pandemic highs as long as they aren't releasing a new console.

>>54460662
crab week
crab month
crab year
crab life
crab millennia

>it's a crab day episode

>>54460620
why is it so hard for mainstream anime girls to have smaller boobs? ngl big boobs are offputting

> nvda

Kek baggies

>>54460673
What do you think kids are going to just stop playing fortnight and minecraft? Nintendo will go to the fucking moon.

>>54460658
They're waiting to slurp when the time is right...

>>54460673
They have a dividend, always had. Do your homework instead of relying in utter shit google informations.

>>54460561
Last time I invested in a video game company, they went under a couple of months later.

Worst thing was the CEO asset stripped the company and rehired the best developers from the company at a new studio (that's still going today). I got <1% of the share value, he became more successful

>>54460693
OH no, they're down to yesterday's price. Good slurping opportunity, get in on the AI train woo woo

I am financially ruined, looks like (((they))) finally beat me at their own game. Heh took longer than expected...

>>54460658
we are overbought right now so you play SOXS

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY HECKIN GOD THE MARKET DIDNT DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED IM GONNA FREAK OUT!!! YOU ALL OWE ME!!!!!!!

>>54460629
We gaan bobro

>>54460688
If they had smaller boobs viewers would get confused and think they are boys, or MtF trannies (which are also boys).
>inb4 Lina from Slayers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Copper getting trashed. Lagging reaction to worse than expected CAIXIN yesterday?

I made a mistake in buying INTC just now....

>>54460712

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54460570
Based Holy Bible thumpers, fuck the Anti-Christ and Beast

STOP FUCKING CRABBING

>>54460757
You say something? Watch and learn my good friend

>>54460688
When is this video from, it looks like something from 2013.

Anybody short Orange juice with me? End of this week or next tuesday?

>>54460744
Thanks anon. One day when I have more capital I'll try to regain my losses.

>>54460789
>>54460743
>>54460712
>>54460668
u should buy gold miners instead

that 33/share FRC baggie rope himself yet?

>>54460789
How?

>>54460829
I have Lundin Gold, very nice. Should I include more? But then again, why include more when that one is already doing nicely?

>>54460853
CFD provider. CMC, IG for example. Don't know how americans can participate.

>>54460851
No but I should

I think I exited my leveraged INTC positions and shorted NVDA too early.

>>54460699
you're right. just wait for the initial dump to settle, then slurp.
I'm not used to slurping technique so I'm learning there

INTC is going to run again lmao

That's it... I am officially fomoing back into calls

WTHWT?!

>>54460914
no please, then the market will reverse

>US February factory orders -0.7% vs -0.5% expected

Bullish?

BUDDY, THE GOLDEN COMPUTER!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

recession bullish, pump it

>>54460935
That looks quite bearish to me bucko.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>54460958
That was sarcasm. Just highlighting the insanity of this market

>>54460935
Bearish, but this is the same result we got from yesterdays industry report. The manufacturing economy is slowing at an accelerating pace based on that. This is more of the same

>>54460935
>>54460953
RECESSION YEEEEHAW!

>9.931M JOLTs, 10.8M expected.

Buy calls in tech. Pivot coooom

>>54460928
I did it... sorry

>>54460935
Bullish af, we pump. It means feds are gonna cut rates and start QE again ahead of schedule

Should I FOMO back onto INTC?

>>54460975
There are actually retards who do mental Brazilian Jujitsu that believe those numbers indicate something about the boys over at F.E.D. turning on the free money printers again.

I’m so tired of this incessant CRABBING

Missed out on a good opportunity that yesterday. Could have ended that day with +40%, but instead I went for something else. Now I'm down 13% instead.

Ehm, Jolts broke 10Mil.
7% rate hike inc?

>>54460994
Recession? this means there are less vacant jobs

This is what Powell said would make him hike rates, I think. He wants people to be unemplyoed, that bad motherfucker. Warren is right, how can he be this cruel?

>>54461018
Why fight the momentum. Feds can't keep rates this high forever, meaning that at some point they have to pivot, and since they're gonna pivot its bullish. The feds have already started QE again by bailing out the banks so why wouldn't you put it in the riskiest shit if youre an instructional investor knowing the US taxpayer will bail you out if you lose enough money

BLOOMBERG DISCUSSING
IS THIS THE CALM
BEEEEEEEFFFOOOOOOOOOE
DA

S
T
O
R
M

>>54461043
Fact check: That's a Marv cat

>>54461079
proofs?

Ive got a huge pimple on my face ill never get laid AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54461047
Less Jobs openings = demand for wagies going down nigga. Look at bond yields and gold/silver.
2Y down to 3.88%

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/job-offers

The number of job openings in the United States fell by 632,000 to 9.9 million in February 2023, the lowest level since May 2021 and below market expectations of 10.4 million signaling the labour market might have started cooling. Over the month, the largest decreases in job openings were in professional and business services (-278,000); health care and social assistance (-150,000); and transportation, warehousing, and utilities (-145,000). On the other hand, the number of job openings increased in construction (+129,000) and in arts, entertainment, and recreation (+38,000). Meanwhile, the number of hires and total separations changed little at 6.2 million and 5.8 million, respectively. Within separations, quits (4.0 million) edged up, while layoffs and discharges (1.5 million) decreased. source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

THIS BITCH THINKS
THINGS ARE GOING
TO BE
MORE OR LESS
FUCKING FINE
RELATIVELY SPEAKING

>>54461067
>rates this high
Oh boy, here we go again

Market is just reacting to the JOLT jobs report being shitty. It thinks that's evidence for rates working well enough to PIVOOOT!!

>>54461115
Just lance it retard. If it stays red and you have a date literally paint over it. I mix paints until they're my exact skin tone, tiny dot, nobody can tell.
>B.. but I don't own a variety of acrylic paint tones to mix together
Should have played Warhammer, like me.
>>54461118
Gay, I wanted a crisis.

>>54461118
Not gonna lie this "return to normal" atmosphere we are living in scares even a powermumu like me. But then I remember that you missed the dip bobo.

Is JPOW speaking this week?

>>54461115
Oh just one? Oh poor you. I have acne scarring and pock marks craters form dealing with acne all all over my face for decades that will never go away

>>54461067

New positions.
What do you think?

>GOLD AT $2023
YOU CALLED US SCHIZOS BUT WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KIKES

>>54461156
>54461156
no but Friday is a holiday and jobs reports will be published.

THIS NIGGA SAYS
THA MARKETS
ARE PRICING
IN
CUTS
INICATIVE
OF
A
STOOOOOOOOOORM
A
COMIN'

AND THEN
THIS >>54461118
BITCH COUNTERS
WITH A CONFIDENTLY
ASSURED
DEMEANOR

WOMEN
SHOULD NOT
BE ALLOWED
OUT OF
THA
HOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOO
OO
O
U
S

Imagine suggesting that Anons should slurp BOIL right before it
TANKS SOME MO
and right before
CONTRACT FUCKIN' ROLL APR 6TH THRU 12TH

This shithole is dead.

lmao bitch said everything will be fine and the market giga dumped

>>54461115
Burka on and tell her to respect your religious freedom.
>>54461170
Yeah, my skin is fucked on the entirety of my upper body and parts of my neck. I have been treating it for a decade and finally it is yielding some results. It really does fuck with one's life doesn't it?

What the fuck was that? Unironically.

>>54461197
Buddy, that's not news, it entertainment
stop watching that crap

>>54461247
The first hints of Market sobriety.

Yes I bought calls at the top and they already lost 1/4 of their value in about 30 minutes

>>54461254
But why now

>>54461235
> -0.3%
> giga dumped
It will be slurped before lunch. We're in a bull market

>>54461170
Hasn't stopped Edward James Olmos.

>>54461260
You gambled and you lost.

>>54461247
we decide on this retracement if the last week was a bear market rally before the Big One (Bad) or if it was the start of the Big One (Good)

>>54461276
Yep, what can I say
I'm a degenerate

stop slurping you bastards, just let it fucking die.

>>54461299
Well fucking said

>>54461152
It seems kind of faggy but I was thinking about covering it up somehow too.

>>54461280
Nah, it’s all part of The Big Crab

>>54461299
>quit shorting you bastards, you're just adding fuel to the CTA buy algos

hmmmmmm

>>54461299
Yummmmm, cheapies. Imagine not buying nvidia under $300

Buddy check AMC computer

Holy shit when will both NVDA and INTC fucking dump?

>>54461356
Nenechi...

Wait wtf. Yields move down which means market thinks there will be a pivot or less strong hike. Why is gold pumping then?

WALMART LAYING OFF FULFILLMENT CENTER WORKERS TOO
NOT EXECS

IT'S COMING
THE GREAT HEEM
IS FUCKIN' COMING

AMD is at nearly 100 again.. this is scary...

>>54461375
um gold competes with bonds. Bond yields goes down means less competition with a passive shiny rock that doesn't give you a coupon/interest.

>>54461375
The hikes will not end but inflation will be sticky for awhile this year.

The more I watch the market, the more I realize I don't really understand the fundamentals of the bond market. Any good resources on it?

THE UK MARKET
IS THA WEAKEST
EUROS
WRISTS
SHOWING
USUAL
LIMPNESS
ACCORDING TO THIS NIGGA
THE BONGS
ARE BUYING
LESS
GROCERIES
THEY
ARE
POOR

incredibly fake and gay day

Gold bros, it’s finally time

>>54461416
LONG TERM CONTRACTUAL
>LONG TERM CONTRACTUAL
LONG TERM CONTRACTUAL

>>54461390
Also the dollar is losing its reserve currency status and stocks are very risky, plus high inflation.

Boomer rocks will be on a tear for the next 2 to 3 years.

Currently hold positions in:
>REITS (For those sweet Dividends)
>Retail (Because everybody shops)
>Consumer Goods (Because I use the companies I invest in)
>Beverages (Because the world is addicted to them and they grow steadily and annually)
>Automotive (Mostly just because I like Toyota and GM, and also because both haven't fully shifted into the growing electric vehicle market yet so I think they have a real chance to grow more. Also good histories for both).

What sector should I expand into next, anons? Or should I fortify my existing positions?

>>54461436
2 or 3 decades

>>54461375
could also be people worried about stocks so they go into bonds.

>>54461437
>>REITS (For those sweet Dividends)
get ready for them to be downgraded

>>54461437
Regional banks that took a shit two weeks ago. Maybe not FRC because that's slowly becoming a meme/cult stock but there are probably others that will go up as soon as things cool off.

>>54461476
indicator that the market is healing. It wont be helthy until AMC, APE, BBBY, and GME are all dead.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

trying to figure out what i'm going to buy with my KO dividend

>>54460570
>bible thumpers are going to get their jimmies rustled if you make their child go to drag queen story hour.
Cant tell what level of bait this is, but its pretty obvious. You should feel lucky i deigned to reply. Good day

>>54461490
I don't think GME is going to go anywhere. With the kids these days crazy about fortnight and minecraft they will rebound. Also, with the massive amount of layoffs neets are going to sit at home and spend their unemployment checks on shit there. Easy money to swing it, or just sit there and wait for the squeeze.

dump it

Why are boomer rocks mooning???

>>54461415
people are trading bonds now like they're trading stocks. don't bother its all fake. everything is determined by the fed

>>54461542
commodity super cycle, keep up.

>>54461425
SHINY ROCKS ARE MAKING ME SO HARD RN

>everyone getting laid off
>Mfw my company beat earnings expectations for the quarter by 50% and made the top 100 best places to work
Couldn't be me

>>54461548
But that was last year!

>>54461542
Don't get caught sleeping on platinum.

>>54461514
I always just put my dividends back into whatever paid them in the first place.

>>54461356
>>54461299
>>54461369
>>54461514
Sorry but I slurped. Not only did I slurp but I sold SCHD at a profit after taking divies which compounded so I can slurp more. That's right I collected Divies AND Sold at a profit. Not only that I slurped VOO, VTI and VT. That's right I slurped all 3 knowing full well VTI contains VOO, and VT contains VTI.

And I won't stop slurping.

Buddy, look at silver comput

>>54461542
Bigger mystery, why is BOIL spiking back? Gold is up because
THE GREAT HEEM IS IMMINENT

>>54461581
its not fair

>>54461562
i usually do too, but my position in KO is too big so I'm putting into other positions

You worried about filling all that cooperate office space you slimy fucks?!?! Where you gunna build huh? With that schedule and budget!?!? Why when you know if you wait it will give good deal!?

>Nooo not like this! Ahhhhh sell

Yo i'm straight up not having a good time

Get on the Gold rocket:
AEM
IAUX

DRV is gunna fucking rocket from now and after next hike early next month

so i never got with any girls during highschool...
is it wrong for me to want to get with highschool girls as a 35yo?

>>54461627
My 30k in SILJ calls is now 50k in SILJ calls.

They dont expire til Jan 2025.

Am I gonna *makeit* bros?

>>54461649
Are they 18?

>>54461649
please keep your questions on /tv/
this is a stock exchange

Wait did SPY triple top into a descending wedge?

>>54461627
>everyone FINALLY shilling gold
>time to sell my positions
I've been telling you turds to buy GLD And JNUG for over a month, now. Time for me to get out.
>>54461649
Lmfao yes.
I losy my virginity at 14. Nothing to write home about. I'd rather fuck women 20-30

>>54461680
someone has to stay on Terra i suppose. Thank you for your sacrifice.

>t. holdn gold for 456 days

I'm not the only one who sold this exit liquidity pump right?

I think the market will go down

AQB is one of the only smg memestocks in the green rn (BHAT and SOLO too)

uh, DXYbros?

This thread right now! You see it for yourself! THIS IS THE ENERGY OF BACK TO NORMAL!

>>54461680
>I'd rather fuck women 20-30
This desu. Nothing better than passionate sex with your wife that you love. Zoomies still out there fucking disinterested whores for a shallow experience. I'd rather masturbate.

FUCK COINBASE

>>54461707
I sold everything except intel, should I sell that one too? Dunno if it has even room to fall that much

>>54461680
You're getting out very early anon.

>>54461740
AMD about to hit 100 again. I would, take the money and buy a nice lunch.

>>54460895
>Don't know how americans can participate
futures. Why short OJ?

I NEED ALL SLURPERS TO THE FRONT LINES NOW!!!! I SAID FUCKING NOW!!!!!

>>54461731
Sex is good, even if it's disinterested zoomies. I just like women in their 20s.
>>54461744
I've got physical, I'm good. Thanks for the warning, though.

>>54461571
Every time I see a girl wearing a cross I automatically assume that she's all chaste and therefore unavailable to date. This might be bullshit, but I always wonder, why else wear a cross if you don't walk the walk?
>>54461676
>>54461707
I am also of the opinion that the market is due for a major diarrhea dump. And I'm walking the walk, 100K life savings are mostly in cash waiting for the big one down. Might just be a feeling, but I tend to be a very lucky person.

>>54461757
>No matter how rich you will ever become, you will never be as chad as Kramer
How is is even possible to smoke and drink at the same time? Also, slurp gold bros. It's time for another boomer-goldrun

>>54461776
>why else wear a cross if you don't walk the walk?
its easier and no one has the mental fortitude for strong moral standings in 2023. Also, Women...

>>54461744
Did I just give all my data to the CCP by clicking on this tik tok video?

>>54461483
I hate "muscle girls" from anime so much

>>54461776
>Every time I see a girl wearing a cross
People wear a cross because it is fashionable you dumb hick (sorry dude, steroids). No-one in politics is chaste and no-one is religious. In the entirety of my life, I've only ever encountered two people that wore a cross and had strong religious morality. Zoomers definitely do it for the fashion

Microsoft partners with OpenAI to integrate chatGPT into all of their services, this will allow MSFT to operate their services with less employees and thus generate more revenue resulting in higher stock prices

COULD THE OPTIMISM
EVAPORATE
AS QUICKLY
AS
IT
AROSE

>>54461776
Christians are available to date. Your logic seems to be built on a need for sex in a relationship. Seek Jesus

>>54460952
unironically true
literally the only thing that matters anymore is QE and monetary policy

>>54461775
Sex that means nothing isn't great. No better feeling than nutting deep in the woman you love without a single concern in the world. Best drug on the market.
>What if she gets pregnant
Good
>What if I catch something
She's your wife

>>54461843
It is literally impossible for a relationship to last without sex.

Incredibly real and straight day!

>>54461861
Very possible in marriage after kids

>>54461718
This is the exact set of conditions I was looking for. Falling dollar with a normalising yield curve and rising oil equals prime environment for a gold moonshot.

Can you feel it Anon? We are going back to 400. You are not allowed to leave 400 too long.

>>54461776
I feel that personally I doubt the slurpers can realistically hold but at the same time I don't like keeping money outside the market even if it is losing since I can just average the position down to the point that the way back up is very short.

Personally I would be taking pot shots with the 100k taking $1000 shots here and there at Total Market Indexes in the off chance there is no big one. Then just set up stop loses to catch you in the event it is the Big One. Or try to play to volatility game with a small 1-5% of it and see if I get lucky.

ONLY 20 STOCKS
ARE
HOLDING
EVERYTHING
TOGETHER
AND
THOSE
20
STOCKS
ARE
FUCKED
ANY
SECOND
NOW

>>54461894
we will swing between 360 and 420 for the next 10 years

>>54461923
Holy fuck YES PLEASE

>>54461840
These are Labor Pains anon. As foretold in the gospel.

Matthew 24:8
2 Timothy 3:1-5
2 Peter 3:3-4

>>54461923
>>54461939
IMAGINE THE LEVEL OF COMFY INVESTING!

Meh. Shit's gonna get slurped by the time I check tomorrow

>>54461180
impressive. very nice.
lets see paul allen's positions

>bought USAU for 3.725
>sold for 7.45
>100% gain
>on fucking gold

lmfao holy shit

>>54461957
>Shit's gonna get slurped
Amerislurps can think about only one thing, and it's disgusting!

I got maple syrup on my hands and it's everywhere. My keyboard, my phone, my doorknobs. I've been trying to wipe it off for 20 minutes but it's still there

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>>54461904
20? damn that's an improvement over 2021 when it was just 4-5!

>>54461945
Indeed, and has only begun
Revelation 9:6

why are steel stocks getting so fucked today

>>54461989
Well yeah, there are 3 primary within the 20

So this morning I decided to long SPY with 2x leverage using LEAPS and synthetics futures. All at the December 2025 date. And I have a little extra cash in money market funds. Let's see what happens.

>>54462008
How many people can handle paying to build shit right now?

>>54461893
This is my favourite meme of all time

>LMAO mumu’s spy sub 400 EoW

>shit and piss down
>dixie down
>pet rocks up
>bond prices up
Oh yeah I'm thinking it's stagflation time

>>54462008
Cuz y'all need to tell China to hurry up and build that blue water navy to take Taiwan

>>54462008
They are highly UP in Europe. Strange market. I would expect these stocks to take a hit during a "recession", but nothing. They just keep going up. The hell is going on?

Bobos will get btfo this dip will get slurped

>>54461986
Because Spy tested 412 and was rejected so now we head back to test the lows. At this speed we might even break through but will probably get slapped back up. Now calm down SPY has not even lost 1% this is just a normal market fluctuation.

>>54462057
What kind of piece of shit hits his wife?

When will this shit go back to sub 30k?

>>54462066

>>54461986
Cause I finally capitulated and sold soxs for soxl. You're welcome bobs

>>54461992
All this decade is leading up to the beginning of the mark of the beast, CBDCs. But to be totally specific, I’m expecting that the end isn’t HERE NOW, but perhaps like 2060 or some time later as Isaac Newton theorized. Christ said “this generation will not pass til all these things come to pass”, so once it all gets going it won’t take long to end

>>54462081
What happened to all the 20-30 year olds?

>>54462103
Left or dead.

>>54462080
Oh hey baggot, I see your ban finally ended.

>>54462080
A lot of people. If you've been around on this shitstain of a website for more than a month you would know that most people here are in favor of demonstrating a bit of strength to one's wife. Highly bullish for the relationship

>>54462103
What normally happens in a war?

Bulls trapped

So all of the stocks I own I've held for roughly 6 months. So far my 100% gainers were tech a couple weeks ago, and now precious metals. So just so everybody knows we have cycled through tech, commodities, metals, and so it will probably be a different sector that takes the most growth for the coming cycle

act accordingly

Trump getting arrested is bullish or bearish

>>54462103
>>54462081
Ukraine whores escaped and all that's left are babushkas.

We should have seen a deflation in pussy, but JPow won't hike rates high enough to fight simpflation.

>there is still a BBBY general
the bottom is not in

>>54462107
>women aren't even drafted but there's fewer of them left than men
Really makes one think

>>54462115
Ephesians 5:33

>>54462123
This is utter bullshit. You can't have an AI revolution without semiconductors. Shit should be pumping

>Gold been shilled on /smg/

its a triple top, its going back to 1600

>>54462127
>bearish
Markets do not like dynamic- & volatile political environments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ

>>54462155
There is currently a semiconductor glut lol that's how badly people want AI

>>54462132
sell signal

>>54462156
>>Gold been shilled on /smg/
people say its having a good day
>OMG THEY ARE SHILLING AHAHAHHAAHH!

>>54462153
Well if you hate yourself and harm yourself as a result, makes sense to project that onto your partner right?

>>54462132
BBBY could go to minus numbers and those dumb mutt fuckholes will be talking about a gamma ramp

>>54462169
Yeah, but Micron had the same issue and their stock pumped 25% after they wrote it off. Having a glut of semiconductors is bullish af. Also nvidia still 15% ATH so there is plenty of room to grow

Why the fuck is GUSH and UCO down?

Any limeys think this turd's speech will do anything?

>>54462109
And your gay ass didnt even get banned
There is no justice

>>54462092
The end won't be here until after we've built our own AI "god" and handed over all decision making to it, as it will hold the promise of sorting things and bringing "peace".

>>54462235
Literally who? Hopefully the pound shits the bed again so I make even more on my gold stacks

>>54462169
>>54462213
Semi glut ending by EoY
Demand returns '24

>>54462115
You shouldn't have to hit your wife to show her your strength. Sounds like something only weak men and niggers do.

>>54462217
>ON NO NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

>>54462124
back to health care and utilities in about a month

Nasdaq small caps got slaughtered

What's the easiest way to leveraged trade short term (2 year) treasuries?

>>54462235
>>54462258
AFAIK only US Fed presidents and even their secretaries have an effect on algos. Other Central Bank lackeys need not apply.

Test

le slurpers have arrived

>>54462335
oh no it's back...

WE GOT TOO COCKY OILCHADS

>>54462245
Why would I be banned?
>>54462271
Baggot I said hi to you, you fucking nigger. I expect a hello back...

Huh, I wonder why that C3 AI window dressing didn't get torn down until today. I bet it's that gay T+2 settlement rule.

KEK BAGGIES!

>>54462330
probably with gold/silver miners.
Bull 3x GDXU
Bear 3x GDXD

Gold up = yield down
Gold down = yield up

Gold/silver miners already being sensitive to yield rate of change makes leveraged etf of the miners makes the moves even greater.

>>54462374
AMST GPT-4.0 pump yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzisKx835-M

>>54462368
Oh hey, didn't see you there. How are the kids?

I just got the new BING AI image generator and this is "stock market crashing world ending".
"it's over" is a blocked promp.

>>54461318
i had spy 410 puts but couldn't hold onto them for this long my nerves were getting to me

>>54462418

>>54462235
Pills, now.

But no, maybe Lagarde has some effect, but other non-US central bankers are irrelevant for the market.

>>54462416
First of delet this picture, secondly last night a met a new scoopsies replacement. His hands are literally just bones.

>>54462432

taco tuesday!!!

>>54462444
be careful, your bulk would break that bb boi

>>54462450

>>54462432
Not as comfy as the previous gen of ai image generators

>>54462450
where did you get this photo of me?

>>54462470

>>54462483

>>54462471
What was the prompt?
>>54462495
last

>>54462199
No sinner is too far gone to find a savior.

Jeremiah 29:11

>>54462396
thanks anon this is great advice

is the inverse correlation between gold and yields because yield down implies higher inflation implies flight to gold?

>>54462466
It's true I would have to be very gentle with that testosterone deficient "man"

>>54462514
I don't know, I didn't make it and it was posted over a year ago.

But this one has the prompt.

good morning sirs

All smallcaps are being slaughtered and indexes growing have been dependant on the ultra caps. Isn't that a classic sign of an incoming correction?

>>54462526
Does your wife know you're gay?

>>54462536
those are indeed pretty kino

Gentlemen

>>54462491

>>54462575
is that Mark Stocks?

>>54462444
It's called lean muscle

I-is this the big one?

this one was "/biz/ during a stock market crash"
it looks like a troon

>>54462631
it's actually the spitting image of CLFtranny

The face generator AI was a meme for a bit too

>>54462524
In general, Bonds compete with gold as a safe haven as I've said here: >>54461390

Gold also leads inflation by about a year. This also is misunderstood by retail traders. They think inflation is high = gold up in coincident fashion (like BOIL baggies that buy when they see snow, but they forget it's driven by the futures market so you need to price for the future weather).

So as you say, if the market thinks the Fed is about to let off the breaks (even just implicitly through a pause), this will cause financial conditions to loosen even to keep inflation above 2% for several years.

Or maybe it's stagflation time...

>>54462653
I predict that we are going to have a mild recession followed by a colder than average winter.

AAL gonna drop any lower?

>>54462566
I'm not gay, you should know this by now.

>>54462619
Oh is it you from last night? Hopefully you're eating something. I recommend you eat pie filling

speaking of pies

Holy hell it's getting slurped. Bobos on suicide watch tonight. Who's with me?

>>54462698
>I'm not gay, I just have sex with men.
Look I'm by no means an expert, but I'm pretty sure that makes you gay af.

>>54462744
checked and 100%

>>54462653
thanks again anon, you've been helpful. Do you have any general resources you'd recommend to study up or any news/research sources you use for macro trends?

to be fair to rocker, taking bussy is a pretty alpha move

>>54462715
Not looking to get diabetes. I had a DOLE banana for breakfast.

AHGHHGHKSHHKDHLSD

GHYVFFGONBHKKJ

>>54462768
just learned by looking at charts and seeing relationships between them; saves me time to look at pictures.

I think the person with the same style of analysis I like is Samantha LaDuc. Watch how she analyzes macro from charts and you'll see how I figured things out: https://www.youtube.com/@LaDucTrading/videos

>>54462809
>>54462823
based

>>54462619
>muscle
>is 5 ft 8 and 134 lbs
Bruh what muscle?

so why the violent red candles? wasn't the market super amazing bing bing wahoo buy buy buy the dip like four days ago?

Our turn now, mumu fucking shits

>>54462736
I like making cream pies with my gf. We get whip cream and the chocolate pudding filling, and oh man they're pretty good with a graham cracker crust.

NEW

>> 54462843
>> 54462843
>> 54462843

MIGRATE

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>>54462876
Whoops

>>54462843

>>54462876
TOO LATE YOU FUCKING RETARDED LATE BAKER

>>54462876
>>54462896
You can prompt better women than that, anon