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Buy VEON

>>54456806
everybody knows you are diabetus anon.

me and my broker Edition

>>54456813
For me, it's the refreshing taste of Dr. Pepper Sugar Free (0 calories)

>>54456750
>>54456720
You faggots need to realize this life is temporary and struggling after this worldly gain just to kill yourself through destroying your health is pretty retarded.
Our forefathers never had to struggle this hard, this entire system of usury is precisely why people work themselves to death.
Even after you've made it, the best you have to look forward to is to leave it to an ungrateful child who will probably squander it and not care a shit for the struggle you went through.
What I'm saying is, men need to realize we've been played.
Only God can save us from this living hell.

>the near term future of the United States economy under Jim Brandon

>>54456804
>Our forefathers never had to struggle this hard
lol what? Do you understand what our forefathers had to go through? Even in my current state I don't even come close to the hell some of our predecessors had to deal with. Oh boo hoo my back hurts, but at least i'm not in a trench hiding from mustard gas, I'm not having to fight a war with another country with a militia to claim independence, I don't have to worry about my family dying of cholera or dysentery. I'm in pain, but i'm definitely not bitching. My life while not lavish, is comfortable at the very least.

I will achieve a jewess wife.

Can we get fathands to do starting strength? Primarily for the mobility and to strengthen his legs to support him when hes lifting with his back.

success in trading = taking partial profits all the time

>>54456788
Wow
Instead of having futuristic skyscrapers in New York, we have garbage and crazy hobos with a declining population and a stuck up over-educated retarded nogger mayor
Wowwow
The future is now!

>>54456831
I had a jewish gf once, and she let me fuck her ass, literally out of nowhere. We were just hanging out, watching Zodiac.
Looking back on it as an adult, I can tell that she had clearly already been doing anal...
>>54456835
Lol why would Rocker do SS? Gallon a day and dropping his dick between his knees won't help him do shit. He'll end up in snapcity.
>>54456836
>success in trading = taking partial profits all the time
Yep. Profit is profit. No need to always get greedy. Can't play the game, if you're constantly losing.

>>54456828
>Do you understand what our forefathers had to go through?
Probably a lot better than you. They never had to work 16 hour days just to keep the fucking lights on. The jews have got us exactly where they want us through their age-old usurious games. The mistake was to not wonder why the money kept getting diluted, and to not to take action once we did.
This will never end until the whole system is brought down. We must take individual responsibility for this effort against usury.

BEARS RULE
BULLS DROOL (WHEN THE GREAT HEEM OCCURS)

>>54456860
Imagine all that raw unbridled muscle hidden under fat. He is complaining about mobility related pain from shit like tendons gettinh inflamed. Most likely his IT band from tight hip abductors

>>54456860
all women love anal, but jeweeses and in fact all the arab girls do anal at age 15, ''in order to stay virgin''

>>54456868
bull always win

KEK BAGGIES

>futures

>>54456864
>They never had to work 16 hour days just to keep the fucking lights on.
I think you are very confused when it comes to history. Life was not easier in the past. The boomers largely got a pass but they are basically the only generation who got that pass. Even then a lot of them got drafted to fight in vietnam which seriously fucked a lot of them up. And on top of that they got the joy of coming home only to be spit on by hippies when they never wanted to go to war in the first place. I don't know how old you are, but things aren't great right now, but they could certainly be worse. Look at how many people are WFH working 2 hours a day and jacking off the other 6 hours. Not everyone gets to make it in life. There will always be have and have nots, and thats just the way life is anon. For every scoopsies making $300k punching keys, theres a garbage man baking in the sun to make sure your trash is taken care of. The moral of the story is, life isn't fair, make the best of what you have and try and make it, but 90% of us won't make it.

>>54456821
Not every child is ungrateful. They key is to be a shitty parent. Kids with shitty parents are always grateful. Wich is nice. A nigger who was planning to rob me told me when he decided that the next guy was a better target "Just go out and make her pregnant". To this day I believe this is all you have to do as a male. It's that simple. You are overthinking.

>>54456860
>why would Rocker do SS?
The amount of fat he's carrying causes liver problems and inflammation.
The "hidden muscle under fat" thing is a cope meme.

>>54456860
>watching Zodiac
>>54456907
He's talking about pre-industrial revolution times. The simpler times.

>>54456915
You guys act like i'm a landwhale. I'm 6'1" 235lbs. Am I overweight? Obviously, but it's not like that's fucking absurd when you consider my build. I'm not exactly physically weak either. I have functional strength.

So. I'm not the only person buying GLD, right???
>>54456881
Probably from a weak back, weak glutes, and stronger (in comparison) core.
SS might not really address that, though. Plus, he needs to lose weight. SS isn't conducive for losing weight; although not terrible.
>>54456887
Yeah, it's actually not a great memory.
>all women love anal
I would *NEVER* fuck my wife's asshole. I feel like that can get gross, and is borderline gay as fuck.
>>54456915
No shit. Carrying too much fat cause estrogenic side effects, due to an increase of aromatization of testosterone.
>>54456927
I was 16, loser.

>>54456828
>>54456907
Self-actualization > comfort. Leftists fail to understand this.

I've been looking at SERC lately. Seems like a good hold since solar is pushed a lot by government. They're profits seemed to have sky rocketed already. I've never done a penny stock before. Some information seems limited. Don't really know their debt situation or plan for expansion. Just corporate speak on their website.
They do seem varied in what they offer. I'm thinking about trying penny stocks for this one.

>>54456907
>Life was not easier in the past.
I'm not talking about the very recent past since Vietnam kek. I'm talking about the past few millennia. And I'm probably older than you by a few years if you're 35.
>>54456927
>pre-industrial revolution
Yes.
>>54456931
Meh you live how you fucking want my dude.
You're not obese. I wasn't obese either but I had a lot of health problems from being overweight and I went SS mode and I suddenly felt 23 again.

>>54456934
I was shit-testing you, ya fuckin' jerk.

>>54456890
Participation trophies!

>>54456934
>GLD
Bruh. Just buy the fucking physical. How many times do I need to tell you people this. The physical market is eventually going to decouple from the derivatives, even if they say it's backed by physical.

>>54456931
cope. i'm 5'7 130lbs. i work blue collar labor too and have decent strength. you're just a fat shit

>>54456927
You mean back when people farmed for a living working sun up to sun down? I genuinely confused as to what the hell you guys think the past was like.

>>54456947
No u
>>54456960
I can buy GLD *AND* physical, you fucking toadface.
>>54456964
>i'm 5'7 130lbs
POST TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54456969
>buy GLD *AND* physical
I can buy coffee and instant coffee too, retard, doesn't mean I didn't waste my money buying instant trash.

>>54456964
>5'7" 130lbs
you'd look cute in a dress

>>54456980
Not an apt comparison. You will now be filtered for being a low IQ niggeroid.

>>54456969
The kind of event that makes gold go up will also make GLD worthless. Buying that paper is a no-win scenario.

>>54456964
>130lbs

>>54456984
Good, idgaf, nigger yourself outta here baggot

>>54456964
Jesus, eat some steaks, anon.

yields do be sussin rn

>>54456983
>>54456969
>>54456987
>>54456995
i just checked im actually 134 now i was sick with a nasty flu that knocked me to 130. but yeah i should eat more food, i drink a lot of soft drinks but thats literal sugar which isnt good for me at all.

>>54456985
This. There never should have been this aloofness or enmity between pmg/cmmg and smg. People totally underrate how important precious metals are at any given time but especially now in a time when credit is failing.
Not that pmg aren't insufferable boomer cunts kek

>>54456985
You're wrong, look at the chart, tinfoiler. GLD will go up in price, and I'll use the profits from my calls to buy more physical. Cope more.
Do you also want to be filtered? It's easy to do...
>>54457008
Pop is bad for you, bro. Try drinking water, instead.

>>54457008
>im actually 134 now
oh well that makes it much better

Which stock do I buy to capitalise on having my wisdom tooth pulled?
It smelled like poop, if that helps...

>>54457008
>drink sugar
Im betting your teeth is in bad shape too,not telling you to drop it.you wont.

>>54457008
American obesity has gone so far that 135 is now considered dangerously underweight.
Ignore them.

I'm 5'10 and 127. Doing just fine.

Yo bros, new FICO score just dropped.

730.

What do I do now?

>>54457035
That's verging on muscle wasting, you fucking AIDS retard.
>>54457038
Apply for another high interest loan, maybe?

>>54457035
Jesus Christ, i'm begging you to post your hands

>>54457035
>127
>doing just fine

>>54457029
actually i have great teeth genetics. haven't had a cavity since i was a kid and i am probably going to cut back.on the soda anyway.
>>54457035
holy shit that's crazy. but at least you're average height im a fucking manlet which got those responses thinking i could be a tranny or some shit

Why not just own the whole stock market? It goes up in general. I will DCA my entire life and will probably end up with at least 2 Mil by my late thirties. What more could you want

>>54457078
Sometimes it's nice to gamble on long shots. You don't gamble?

>>54457062
>im a fucking manlet which got those responses thinking i could be a tranny or some shit
>thinking I could be a tranny or some shit
>thinking

>>54457035
>I'm 5'10 and 127. Doing just fine.

>>54457084
Every once in a while but its not going so hot brother

>>54457044
Ooooo maybe I will. And I may just buy the dip with it.

>>54457054
Here you go

>>54457090
i still laugh when i think about tony asking paulie if he has tourettes then imitating tourettes

>>54457102
lmao

>>54457102
Do me a favor. Make a trip. I think I've finally found the person that will help me move on from scoopsies. I'll be keeping tabs on you

>>54457102
Hello fellow sir

>>54457102
oh we are posting hands now?

Believe it or not, there exists a middle ground between anorexia and obesity. Lift some weights, /smg/.

>>54457158
i work blue collar lifting heavy shit so i don't need to lift

>>54457152
>brown skin
>those fingernails

>>54457165
I work blue collar lifting heavy shit and I lift heavy shit anyway so I don't fuck up my body by lifting heavy shit my body isn't prepared for

>>54457142
Maybe tomorrow. It's getting late.

>>54457183
yes i am employed i said i work blue collar. but im a slob/degenerate not unlike you rocker so sometimes i don't care about hygiene

It's obviously time to buy BOIL, yeah? Nat gas CANNOT go any lower, it's just how it is.
>>54457212
>comrade skeltelel

>>54457212
It was more rhetorical than anything else. I'll be keeping tabs on you regardless

>>54457215
How old are you anon?

>>54457035
>I'm 5'10 and 127.
I am bullish on bullying manlets in /smg/ now.

>>54457251
28

>PLEASE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN EXACTLY?????


https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/energy/oil-gas/india-oil-imports-saudi-gain-is-moscows-loss/articleshow/99226223.cms

>>54457297
Ahh you are reaching the end of the glory years, I hope your 20's were fulfilling. I could write a thousand page book about my experiences from 20 to 25. I'm tired of trying to tell zoomers to take advantage of their golden years. You have permission to be a loser when you reach 30

>>54457297

dont listen to faggots like this >>54457307
get the shit you need to get done when you are in your 20s like merits, skills, health, fitness, money etc and live the rest of your life comfortably

people who pretend you're supposed to die at 30 should be shot in the head

>>54457307
no they weren't unfortunately. being an actual sperg had me dealing with ocd and depression. i have/had no friends and am a khhv. 4chan is the only social interaction outside of work/family that i get

>>54457332
Admirable cope fellow 30 year old boomer but it really is all downhill once you hit your 30s. Yeah you're richer, but unless you're turbo rich or a natural chad, you aren't getting prime 18 year old pussy anymore.
t. 34 year old boomer

>>54457356
lmao I'm not rich or anything, I'm not even looking for 18 y.o. pussy, I'm > 30 and still get looks even from high school girls

>>54457332
You aren't entirely wrong, but I wouldn't trade those years for all the money in the world. You have 2 choices when you're in your 20's. You can choose to stick to the main quest, or spend your time on the side quests. I spent my time on the side quests, and obviously i'm paying for it now, but the side quests were amazing. I wish I could have taken more pictures back then, but smartphones weren't a thing back then. When I was in my early 20's the HTC Hero was the hottest phone on the market. We just didn't have access to things zoomers have now. This is one of the few pictures I have saved from my 20's, and it represents how amazing those days were. I'm not dead like you say, I just changed gears.

saw a rivian irl today for the first time how do i profit from this?

>>54457373
>bro parties alcohol and a random butterface lmao
Bro at least side quests usually gear you up for the main quest, you did the equivalent of ERPing in Goldshire

>>54457387
Guy across the street from me has one. I certainly hope they aren't calling that thing a truck because it looks like it could barely carry COST toilet paper from the warehouse to his house.

>>54457142
oh shit, I’ve been meaning to make a thing for this webm for a really long ass time

>>54457415
kek that was amber. She was the uptown girl that I never deserved. It was just a fling. She ended up marrying an older man. He worked in insurance. Had lots of money and gave her a cushy life. I don't have any kids, so i've opted to treat the zoomers in this general, and my zoomer employees as my children now. I want to make it, but not for me. I will be candid about my intentions and why i've been here for 7 years. I want you to make it and make it myself, but I don't really desire money. I'm very happy living the way I do. I want to get rich someday and be able to host all of the outcasts, lanklets, and pencil necked dorks that browse this general and show them a taste of the good life. When you get older you eventually stop caring about yourself and start to want to help the younger generation enjoy life. I am no boomer. I have no interest in pulling up the ladder behind me. I hope the zoomers get to live a better life than I did. So if anyone questions my intentions and what I do here. I just want to help zoomers live a better life than me despite the fact I despise zoomers.

>>54457476
Narrow that down to pro white zoomers and you are alright in my book random 30 year old boomer man

Nasdaq and Bitcoin correlation is reaching new heighs

>>54457510
You're right, but CRBP pajeet gets a pass. That boy is giving it his all and deserves a little respect despite the fact he was born indian which is basically rolling a natural zero.

>>54457476
You need to start making better plays, rocker. UONE is not going to pump, it's dumb.
>>54457519
Looks similar to early 2020

>>54457542
>UONE is not going to pump
lmao, ok bud, make sure to short right before june

>>54457556
You're just beating a dead memestock horse and it's sad.
>posting that ugly bug woman
Hmm, yuck.

>>54457613
Baggots ban will end tomorrow. Do you think you can withstand his spergout?

>>54457622
what was he banned for?
I missed this whole thing

>>54457638
Scoopsies come on, you've been here long enough to know. Baggot is banned once a week for being a dirty rung licking nigger monkey

>>54456934

GDXU, KOF, OIL

Simple as

is today crab day?

>>54457622
I wish I was that handsome

>>54457723
I know that's why everybody here hates him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUe7O3ODHQ

>>54457741
the faces of america

Why the fuck is futures green
What is this clown market
Somebody stop the count

>>54457677
Based.
Also check it out, it’s LiTeRaLLy me n you, bb:
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

>>54457810
could be from USD collapsing
all asset prices pump when the USD declines

>>54457944
I wonder if we could either get into weimar hyperinflation or great depression 2.0 now that the petrodollar is FUCKED beyond repair?

>Futures

>>54457810
Market is calling JPow a pussy for the nth time and this time they might be right

>>54458012
>black people
mods, please go easy on this nigger
that was preddy dank, faggot

>>54458012
i don't really wish that was me

>crude wti 81$

yeah thass what im talmbout

Yields....

>hand posting
Am I stuck in a timeloop?

I'm gonna slurp Lumber at $370

>>54457810
Futs red. Oil is the real headscratcher. Overbought.

>>54458236
>headscratcher
Are you stupid? Do you just not know about what just happened? Stop staring at charts and follow the news.

>>54458215
I appreciate that they added more short dated bonds to the graph. Makes it easier to time the crash.

Is EU pumping because of that ECB survey? kek

>>54458215
It looks a bit... inverted

>>54457810
>>54457944
yes the USD is the key

we will keep pumping. if the fed pauses = huge pump

>>54458260
When something pumps a lot, it will tend to sell off regardless of hypetrains about 'production cuts'.

>>54457810
Give me literally one reason why we should dump. EU blue, US blue, China blue. Inflation defeated by next year. What's bearish?

>>54458215
Hasn't this gotten worse over the last days?

>>54458344


yes

>>54458352
the +2 years and longer went further down compared to short term

>>54458352
2 year was above 4, now below 4.
5 year above 3,6 now below

>>54458352
Isn't this better? It's getting lower and lower. I really don't understand bonds. Seems complete bullshit and subject to such manipulation that it seems useless

>>54458394
It means that rates are going to be cut soon, within the next 6 months.

>>54458358
>>54458363
>>54458394
>>54458408
Reminder that the yield curve is an economic forecast. Bond yields are proportional to the amount of risk at the time of expiry. The different bond yield dates are a decentralized risk forecast. We crash the first week of August.

if you aren't blasting MJ while trading you ngmi

https://youtu.be/Hw3iZCtmxG0

Bad PMI and other economic data is bullish now is it? Higher oil and gasoline prices are also bullish. Good to know. I am sorry bobros, I can't fight back anymore. I am gonna slurp this "dip" (most stocks are close to ATH but who cares right?)

>>54458394
It's literally showing they'll be a recession or some major economic event, while this retarded market keeps pumping day after day without any second thoughts about risks. what a time to be alive

All in gold miners

>dax making ytd heights
I gave up as a bobo, but I don't go in. I'll wait for the thing that'll confirm the bonds market. I still wonder why the market is risk on, while there's obviously a huge downside risk

>>54458494
The gains are nominal only.

>>54458494
october was the bottom

bro's... you all talking about the good ol days. i'm in the 30's now and i fuckin hate it. i thought i used to be cool but maybe i was always cringe. i dunno anymore. how did it all go so wrong

>>54458534
what song is that

>>54458546
story of my life

>>54458534
>can't capitalise
>uses apostrophes all wrong
brainletism

The Dollar will never rise again... it's over DXYbros...

>>54458494
Could it be that it was all priced in last year when the market was -20%? That is insane for a european index which comprises mostly value stocks.

>>54458561
there's a website for hung chodes i mean chads such as yourself you know

>Zum Vormonat sanken die Produzentenpreise im Februar zugleich überraschend deutlich um 0,5 Prozent. Die Experten hatten lediglich einen Rückgang um 0,3 Prozent auf dem Radar. Im Januar waren die Preise allerdings noch weit stärker zurückgegangen – und zwar um 2,8 Prozent.

Lmao, we are saved

Any news on the Bank of Japan situation? I remember people doomposting about it a while ago. Was reminded of it when I saw how low japanese bond yields are compared to every other country's bonds. No idea what it means though.

>>54458645
Japan is a slow cooking situation, but it's getting worse.

https://www.brokervergleich.de/wissen/statistiken/konjunkturindikatoren/verbraucherpreis-und-erzeugerpreisindex/

Wait, wtf. The prices for consumers (Verbraucherpreis) started pumping earlier (2021) before the producer prices (Erzeugerpreis).... interesting.

>>54458697
Ah no, I'm wrong. The graph looks scuffed.

Short OIL?

where do people get together and discuss these coordinated buys like GFAI

I havent seen anything on this board about it

>>54458534
Yea I totally want to be 20 again and be completely replaced by Artificial intelligence by the time I turn 30, and have no opportunity to build up my net worth…. Literally be thankful for your age, people graduating now are fucked

>>54458716
Yes, oil will collapse. OPEC emergency cut is a sign of a deep recession looming. Which is bearish ultimately

Is getting into sun belt reits at this point good idea?

>>54458716
Should retrace soon enough but I am still bullish long term on oil. I sure as hell wouldn't short oil stocks that's for sure as those are significantly more resilient than oil itself

Bobo got heemed AGAIN

>>54458719
im still poor though. at least when i was in my 20's i was farking shredded brah. i had friends as well irl, still talked to hot woman etc. my mind and body and just raped to ashes now. i havent even spoken to someone irl my own age in like 5 years

we green

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>54458790
Not for long

Invert deez nuts.

>zim
kek

seems to me that futures trading would be more lucrative for autists around here than the stock market.

>>54458925
What do you think we're doing?

>>54458930
masturbating to anime (using his naturally greasy hands), but not at the winning level (w/The Handy)

just noticed my id is ywnbaw
suck on deez nuts janny

Holy shit tech bros

>>54458953
You will use it a few times and go back to cranking it out with your hand. It's something you do out of boredom and aren't committed to. But when you are committed you aren't going to stop to find your sex toy and lube up.

I forgot that I bulled on BOTZ over the weekend and bought in pretty hard. Not looking good anytime soon.

Got 700 free been out the market for like 3 months now. Wut buy?! I'm out the loop help me kings

This can't be happening.

>>54459054
it has always been happening you just didn't want to believe it.

>>54459054
>18 overvalued stocks are propping up the entire stock market
I dunno I'm bullish.

>12.13 Uhr – Der ukrainische Außenminister Dmytro Kuleba gratuliert den "finnischen Freunden" zum Nato-Beitritt. Zugleich sagt er beim Treffen der Ressortchefs der Allianz in Brüssel, auch die Ukraine habe das Ziel, vollwertiges Mitglied der Nato zu werden. Es werde bei seinen Gesprächen mit der Allianz auch um weitere Fortschritte in diesem Prozess gehen. "Die Nato und die Ukraine brauchen sich gegenseitig", sagt Kuleba.

Kuleba is the foreignminister of Ukraine and says "Ukraine and Nato need each other".

This has to be a feverdream.

Besides, if NATO needs Ukraine, this means Ukraine is a strategically important spot for NATO, which essentially almost justifies or at least explains Russia's

Why won’t C3 AI stop going up constantly?

>>54459087
Having you noticed that this market is retarded?

>>54459087
Wait their stock was at +100 back in 2020/2021 even before AI? LMAO, peak demonstration of the pricing mechanism of this market.

>>54459087
They have AI in the name.

>>54459162
Okay but they are up 300% already just for the buzzword

>>54459205
Yes.

>>54459205
Soon it will be 400%. Don't fight it, just FOMO in.

>>54459214
Every time I fomo a stock then crashes

>>54459238
Let me know when you FOMO please.

BOBO HEEMED AGAIN

Can someone smarter than me evaluate the volume?

I shorted the rip

>>54459259
your puts will go worthless

>>54459214
Got a lot higher to go to get back to where it traded a couple years ago at 150+

>>54459262
>puts
futures

Is there a calculator to tell what price I get liquidated at? I'm using trading 212 because Bongland is shit

>>54459276
I made a spreadsheet for CFDs

>>54459283
Post it please, catbox might work for this

>>54459293
https://files.catbox.moe/ajrmd5.ods

>>54459304
Thanks anon

Complete noob here: if a buy a tracker for Chinese obligations like
>iShares China CNY Bond UCITS ETF
I’m exposed to exchange change risk even if the tracker itself is denominated in my currency (€), correct?

>>54459276
Kek. You went the way a CHAD(CFDs) dies. What are you in?

>>54459336
NVDA shorts kek

tesla going to be green babyyy

>>54459346
lmao, based. You have the right idea, calculate how much you're willing to lose based on how many shares you buy and how bad you think it can get and roll with that.

So say you want to short at $281 and you think "no way it goes to $330", then for every $10,000 you have you can short 120 shares of NVDA, because you'd only get liquidated at $331.21.

Anyone in sunbelt reits? What tickers u got?

>>54459324
>>54459324
well whatever happens to the yuan you get paid in euro
it's the same for all etf, like the etf for turkey
the turkish currency was super shit, but because the etf was in USD, you would have gained a lot of money if you where invested in it

>Literally everything's better than expected
Stock's down 2.9% despite this. Why the fuck?

>>54459509
>have gained a lot of money
You aren't 'gaining'. The funny thing is that if the etf was sold after a 5% loss. You'd still pay taxes on the gains because you have 'more' of that currency kek.

>>54459509
Yeah but if the Turkish lira crashes, the value of that lira in USD crashes as well, so you would have lost a lot of money

>"How bad could Joe Biden even be?"
>war in europe for the first time in decades
>petrodollar fucking dies
HOW ARE YOU THIS INCOMPETENT
YOU SENT JEW TO NEGOTIATE WITH OPEC
A FUCKING JEW

>>54459577
They didn't have enough ties to AI.

What the fuck is happening?

>>54459620
>>war in europe for the first time in decades
>what are the balkans
>when did hohol-vatnik war start

>>54459625

>>54459642
sorry anon but the Balkans have been irrelevant since Austria Hungry collapsed

>>54459463
Unfortunately I shorted early like a retard, before the AI hype even started, down bad.
I'm expecting to get liquidated any day now. I'm still going to use this in future to have advance knowledge of my liquidation level.
I just don't get how there is such little bearish momentum left during what seems to be yet another bear market rally. How can this fucking stock just go up for 6 months? A couple of months, yeah I would understand that. But this is just beyond the pale.

>>54459629
(Sung to the tune of La Donna e Mobile)

Welcome to Nigga town,
Welcome to Nigga town
Welcome to Nigga tooowwwwnnn
Welllllcome to Nigga townnnn

When does the April Fool's rally end?

>>54457152
Cut your finger nails virgin

FRC bros... 1 week til earnings...

>>54459697
I'm not exactly enjoying my stay.

AMD prediction?

>>54457373
Based keystone boomer
Should be a Busch latte tho

bearfags be like
>uhhh it was green yesterday so it should be red today and uhh IT JUST WILL OKAY??

>>54459711
What's the proper way to cut finger nails?
I tend to cut my fingernails this way but someone told me it was wrong?

>>54459608

it did crash but relative to the sp500, you would have earned more

>>54459758
No idea but clean your fucking nails. Dirt under the nails is the higgest red flag for being a third worlder. I don't care if you work with your hands. You get home and you wash them. And that includes under the fingernails. Like, you can literally clean your fingernails with your other fingernails

Don't be a pajeet and clean your hands but leave dirt under every nail

>>54459758
Are you an actual autist lmao

>>54459758
the medical way is to cut at right angles

>>54459758

>>54459756
Mumutards are like "vix being at historic lows is normal, nothing to see here, DXY will never rise, rate hike being priced in for the next FOMC? Who cares! inflation is gone even though oil is going to keep rising because of OPEC+ cuts, credit crisis, what credit crisis?"

>>54459758
>that dirty as fuck computer
holy shit makes me want to vomit

>>54459793
Powell will bitch out same as 2019.
>"U-uh, there's a banking crisis. Liquidity. Temporary programs. Financial stability."
>*waves hands*
>*cuts to 1%*
>*prints 2 trillion*

>>54459758
am I the only white dude here?

Never forget why you invest

>>54459851
Not a very high IQ post anon. Powell chose to stay on as Fed chairman. He could have quietly bowed out in 2021 when Biden was thinking of replacing him. And he hasn't changed his tune recently, he said "there will be blood and rate hikes", he actually said that go look it up.

>>54459758
Fucking disgusting. Why do people neglect nails. You touch everything with them.

>>54456824
And that's a good thing.

>>54456966
I realize you're retarded but wages in factories were actually decent which is why euronegros mass migrated from germoney to the USA in the 1880s. The USA always needed labor, then labor organized and demanded better working conditions on top of the pay. Everything since the boomers took over has destroyed 200 years of labor negotiations. Leftists in particular have only ever worked against pro-labor politicians, labeling them as chuds.

>>54459884
That's what they all say but when you immediately rush to save banks and invent new bullshit increasing balance sheet, then you know he's only talking.

never work with roasties

>>54459917
>Leftists in particular have only ever worked against pro-labor politicians
??? In europe leftist are supposed to be the pro-labour/worker unions.

What ticker do I short for Commercial Real Estate?

>>54459917
the truth is that the republic is a tool to base the society on commerce. The republic as a tool to empower the people is propaganda by the merchants and bureaucrats to take power over the monarchy.
Assholes like all the ''''''''enlightenment'''''''thinkers said explicitly that freedom is only found in commerce and nothing else. Ie it's classical liberalism ie exactly what we have now: the ruling class is the bureaucrats and their merchants and their goal is to put the bourgeoisie on top of the military, on the popery , on the monarchs.

>>54459922
It's debatable whether the BTFP was anything other than a costly (for the banks) and temporary backstop.

>>54457044
Where can I get high interest loans?

>>54459925
al7amdulillah

>>54459935
American leftists are pro-trannies and anti-industry. But they are pro-unions for starbucks.

Era of the DAXchads.

>>54459884
as big as his balls might be, they're not big enough to counter the financial industry ballers. They noticed it and they playing against, and so far, they're winning. They know he doesn't want his name associated with the next crash and care too much about stability. He's not Volker, who clearly didn't gave a shit about anyone's opinion and was just a mad lad

>>54459857
No I'm here.

>nasdump

>>54459884
He just told you his out, dumb dumb. >"Given the as-yet-unknown effect of the recent considerable tightening in lending conditions, the committee feels it appropriate at this time to pause or relax our monetary policy stance."
>*cuts 50 bps*
>*SPX 4500*

>>54459981
I bet you think you're super smart for seeing the 4d chess there. Except you retards can't explain why the same markets you think are so clever and baiting him out are now pricing in rate hikes. This is just now.
In a sec, I'll post what it was yesterday.
He literally fucking warned people he was following Volcker

>>54459758
A lot of metrosexual failed normies I see. The nails are fine. Literally nobody cares as long as they ain't completely disgusting and filthy.
>>54459884
He is just one man and there are other members as well to consider.
Anyway, a month till the next meeting so a month long bullrun. Well, I'll take it.

>>54459981
This. He didn't whiff on "transitory" because he didn't have data. He's got the Wall Street Journal and shit. He's got dozens of economists under him.

He whiffed on transitory because he wanted to keep up loose policy. Because he's a bitch.

>>54459981
Yesterday
>>54459997
Read on this chart exactly what the market is doing, fuckwit. Idk when he said but I'm guessing it wasn't recently.

>>54459677
Well something is going on here that makes me uneasy. We have given our tanks, planes, and helicopters to Ukraine. Pretty much leaving our army with nothing but meat for the grinder. Only an idiot would join the Macedonian army now.

>>54460021
Literally this past FOMC. He said banks tightening lending standards in light of SVB counts as hiking.

>>54459925
Mashallah

>>54459972
DAX up forever

>>54459870
Cute lady boys?

>>54460044
Past FOMC they raised by 25bps. And he was talking about that meeting, not the May one.
Also he never said that about banks.

>>54460004
The bond market got hikes wrong all of last year (predicting, what, a 0.75% terminal rate at the start of 2022) so of course they'll get cuts wrong this year. The bond market are retards when it comes to this shit.

>>54460067
>The bond market are retards when it comes to this shit.
They haven't been wrong in the past few meetings. Why are you mumus coping this hard?
Your narrative is collapsing that's why.

So why no video yet? Did Rocker get kicked off of bitpoop?

>>54460066
2nd paragraph: https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230322a.htm

And go rewatch the presser where he reiterated that. He did 25 instead of 50 because he counted "idk maybe banks will lend less" speculation as another 25 at the time. That's his out.

I'm not buying anything until my next paycheck.

Someone shill me something I can put $5k into and forget about for a decade

>>54460099
This is a stock general sir, try asking on your favorite discord channel or on reddit for retarded e-celebs.

>>54460082
>They haven't been wrong in the past few meetings
Because Powell didn't have a ready made excuse the past couple meetings. Watch: a week before the next one, Nickyleaks will tweet about tightening bank lending and only then will that 25bps hike flip to a 50bps cut.

>>54459758
Why are you stealing my picture nigger

>>54460107
soxl

>>54460107
TSLQ

So why are we green

>>54460123
>then will that 25bps hike flip to a 50bps cut.
It's nice to have dreams, mumu

>>54460163
High oil prices are bullish inflationary pressures

>>54460163
Because there's tons of dumb money out there that thinks recessions are bearish, like this is 2000 or something.

>>54460163
Why are you purple?

>>54459935
>yurop
American leftist are the most retarded imbecile mentally ill twisted psycopaths niggers I've ever seen.
>niggermonth
Merican invention
>fag month
Merican invention
>globohomo
Merican invention
>nigger reparation
Merican invention
>vote without ID
Merican invention
>tipping culture
Merican invention
>company worship
Merican invention
>obesity and fatty movement
Merican invention

Guess why in june in Fankfurt airport when you go into the United terminal that goes to USA its full of gay/nigger/tranny globohomo propaganda? BECAUSE its the american terminal!

Here in francistan you can get an abortion up to 14 weeks of pregnancy. In california is up to the 24th week! How deranged are these fucks.

Uk is a whole different subject. Its mixture of the worse of yurop and USA. The 2nd asshole of the world only rivaled by India/pakistan itself.

>>54460171
I'll enjoy your seethe 3 weeks from now in @NickTimiraos's replies.

>>54460171
Powell is gonna look like a massive bitch if he makes cuts before inflation is below 4%.

does war ever change? the answer will give you what you seek.

Sup faggets,

I'm back from my ban. I heard that they're going to arrest my boy today. Expect the markets to bleed all fucking day. Also, incase you were wondering. I did miss you faggets a little bit. Just a little bit, like that food truck slut always says.

The jews are at it again. pump my SQQQ bags you muddafuckas you

Incase anybody was wondering. Pic related. The bullshit was I get b& for that, then you guys spent the rest of the afternoon discussing the fucking tranny school shooter with no fucking repercussions. There's two tiers of justice in this thread. One for anonymous shit posters, and one for e-celebs and tripfrens.

>>54460196
Exactly, and it's trending around 6%. The whole "lesson" of Volcker was that inflation could spike out of nowhere if they cut rates early, so these mumus talking about cuts are just looking for hopium.

>>54460203
welcome back faggot

>>54460236
Kek you deserve it. I wish I had been the one to report you baggot. Feel free to never come back.

>>54460240
That necklace makes it look like she is wearing a fake head like in Mission Impossible movies.

Should I just buy weekly calls on any AI stocks at open? It seems too easy but it’s been working for people for a while

>>54459857
I'm the op of that pic and I'm white(Jewish actually) but live in south Florida so I'm tanned

>>54459857
Me and my gf are aryans.

>>54460154
>>54460157
I can’t tell if these are meme suggestions or real

Stock market

>>54460240
DELET THIS

>>54460203
Inverse Baggie is back on the menu goys! COME GET YER SLOP ON!

>>54460203
>Expect the markets to bleed all fucking day.
nice just bought 100k

Finna slurp

I also forgot
>wash sale rule
Merican jewish invention
>BAN on CFDs
Merican jewery invention
>3 day trade limit under $25k
Merican jewery gay nigger invention
>mass worship and looting due to the OD/heart attack of dead nigger or nigger killed after trying to kill cops
Merican goy invention
>+$150 day ski lift pass
American gay nigger's fault for letting a monopoly of resorts
>pedophile trannies rubbing their bare balls and axe wounds in toddler's/child's faces/mouths
Proud Merican invention

>>54460236
at least make it finance related. Time for you to talk about Biden SPR OPEC+ Saudis MBS.

Go off king!

>>54460212
>fueled rather than calmed market volatility
BASED
FUCKIN'
FED

>>54460236
>a bloo bloo Anonymous posters have it too good
you can enjoy Anonymous privilege right now nigger

>>54460312
> jew
> gook
Well clown world so whatever. Welcome back baggot

>>54460401

>>54460099
enjoy your slop goychud

https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

>>54460107
>PCG
>TMF

But I got these from last years lows so...

>>54460312
Raj Pandawanathan is more aryan than you

>>54460425
>chud
Want to know how I know you're gay?

>>54460452
>chud detected
full stop

>futures
Should I buy calls again? Is the bull market back on?

>>54460464
I sold friday and I bought back on the Bullard dip yesterday. I think bulls have around two weeks of pamp before earnings season comes around for FAGMAN.

I shorted the rip, behold my epin gains

>>54460107
ARKK. Trust the 5 year plan.

>>54460492
I sold my calls near the top on Friday too, and then bought a couple lottery ticket puts. Looks like those aren't going anywhere...
I wish Fidelity would let me roll my puts directly over into calls through the Roll interface

>>54460514
>>54460514
>>54460514
>>54460514

>>54460496
>Comma in place of a decimal point.
>Dollar sign at the end.

I hope them gainz gets you through one moon.

>>54457373
>>54457307
Mate, my 20s were spent in Covid Lockdown for college.

>portfolio is nice and stable from the overview
>open the detailed view
>one single stock is massively overperforming and it's the only thing stopping the portfolio from being significantly red

I have very mixed feelings.