/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54457378
fuck it, get some unemployment and chill. Have fun along the way, stare at some tits and ass.

>>54457378
Fake it until you make it
Every manager and team leader doesn’t know shit

>>54457378
That's your brain betraying you anon. I'm like this, and it took me a long time to understand that skills are just a part of what HR look for.

As long as you are willing to learn, not too thick as a brick and likeable for your team, you don't have to worry.

Think it in reverse, why were you hired? Why you and not another if you're that bad? What will cost them the most money? What the ideal worker should be like?

If you think it rationally you' ll see it's just your brain farting. They don't hire wrong people because it's too much of hassle to fire them and get back into the recruiting process.

Also your average guy is not that good at their job and "make it till you make it" has never been more true than in the age of nepotism.

Breathe, it will be fine.

On the auspicious day of my new employment, I eagerly took on the challenge of a new position, though my initial enthusiasm was soon replaced by a sense of apprehension as I found myself in a role for which I was clearly underqualified. My inadequacy was immediately apparent as I struggled to comprehend the complexities of the job, which were far beyond my level of expertise.

Despite my fears and doubts, I persevered, determined to prove myself to my new colleagues. However, as the days wore on, it became increasingly apparent that my efforts were in vain, and my shortcomings became more and more pronounced. My colleagues looked upon me with a mixture of confusion and pity, as they struggled to comprehend how someone as unprepared as myself could have been hired.

As time went on, I found myself paralyzed with fear at the thought of quitting, as the prospect of losing my livelihood was too much to bear. I felt trapped, caught in a web of my own inadequacies, as my team slowly but surely came to the realization that I was not only underqualified, but utterly incompetent.

Despite my best efforts, it was inevitable that I would be dismissed from my position. I had failed to meet the standards expected of me, and my lack of expertise had become an insurmountable obstacle. As I left the office for the last time, I couldn't help but feel a sense of shame and humiliation, knowing that I had let myself down, and had been unable to rise to the challenge of my new job.

>>54457378
Its people who don't know anything or get any work done who get promoted, you will fit right in if you know the art of talking.

>>54457575
Anon might be a 1pbtid faggot but I appreciated this post fren

>>54457575
I just assumed they hired me because I may have asked for a low salary without realising.

Fake it til you make it bot

>>54457378
>too scared to quit
Who cares as long as you're getting paid bro? If they really don't like you they'll let you know by firing you. That's all there is to it really.

OP unless you have down syndrome you are severely overestimating the abilities of your normie co-workers

>>54457378
Get an account and use ChatGPT to make you seem smart now. You'll learn as you go. Really is a difference maker for just getting started in programming. And also for Excel data analysis. It's pretty wild. Use the paid version for ChatGPT 4 and can go next level from what I've heard, I'm just using 3.5 now.

>>54457378
Maybe try to learn how to do job your job while doing it?

>>54457378
Don’t worry, everyone knew the first 10 seconds anon.

>>54457378
ask for help as soon as you can

>>54457378
You can milk being new for at least 3-4 months. Literally just say you're still getting the hang of things no matter what they ask you and someone else will do it for you, or demonstrate how it's done.

>>54457386
Getting fired doesnt give you unemployment you neet retard faggot. Get a job.

>>54457378
>And so begins the slow process of my team realising I’m retarded and inevitably getting fired

Being retarded isn't a problem in most jobs.

>>54457575
This, just put in some effort, you will be fine

Assuming you didn't lie in your interview, this is their mistake, not yours. Just be honest about what you don't know and they will be willing to teach you.

>>54457378
What's the job?

>>54457394
>this
As a engineer our PO. PM and all the other middle management scum doesn't know jack shit. They are just faking it and using big words. Today i spent almost 6 hours playing DOTA 1 on Kazakhstani servers. Had a meeting to report that a task for 2 minutes took me 5 hours and got complimented.

Drain the system.

>>54457378
don't worry youre a perfect fit in 2023 corpo clown culture

>>54457386
You can't get unemployment for quitting or getting fired absolute basement dweller retard.

>>54457378
You can be taught the job, you can't be taught how to socialize and communicate. As long as you aren't hyper autistic and you focus on learning, you'll be fine. I never expect somebody I hire to already know how to do the work, I just try to hire good people willing to learn.

>>54457587
Thanks for your contribution GPT

>>54462206
Also, I have the longest id in this thread. 6cm at least

>>54457378
Learn as you go along. Doable if your coworkers aren't dickheads and you can find material to learn from on your own time. May have some tough weeks/months, but it's not over yet.

I hope you are not a doctor or something similar btw.

>Shit next to the CEO
>Shit smells like cat litter
>Both laugh
>Get promoted
Easy!

>>54460493
unfortunately my management is very technical so they know what's up

>>54460547
If you were fired for performance then you can.

if you were fired for “gross misconduct” you usually can’t collect unemployment because the company will try to fight it. but if OP was a SWE at Oracle or something I doubt they’ll try to fight it, they’ll probably just be happy to not pay $180k+ benefits to a useless retard.

>>54457378
It might just be Imposter Syndrome. What makes you think you are unqualified? Everyone feels overwhelmed with a new job and it takes 3 months to have any efficient competency. Your employers know this so don't worry. If you don't know how to do something, ask.

Or tell us what you're doing and we can help? Cheers fren, and congrats on your first big Boi job

>>54457962
They think you're a (stupid) deal, anon
You can learn
>chronic self-underseller

>>54457378
fake it.
your humility means you probably know more than you realize.
also your manager is a fucking retard and paid 2x what you make. take him down.