/biz/ - Business & Finance

for the last 3 months i was long boil and short nvda

>>54451239
Should’ve told me sooner. Could’ve made a killing on the inverse

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it?

Looks like twitter might start accepting dogecoin

What have we done to deserve this bobros?

IS DEXTER ILL
IS DEXTER ILL
IS DEXTER ILL TODAY?

the coming financial collapse will destroy all of you

>Bobo seethes at "unfair prices", allocates $1bn short
>Gets clobbered by $15bn in buybacks
>Gets knocked on his ass by $20bn worth of index fund inflows
>Gets spit on by $30bn of other bobos squeezed into closing shorts
>Gets pissed on by $50bn in mandatory CTA buying
>Gets shit on by $200bn in emergency Fuck Bobo "lending" from new Fed facility

Sorry, Bobo, money talks.

>up 13%
Based BOIL puts printed today. Gains realized, will re-enter on the next pump and buy more puts

>>54451252
Nothing, our mere existence makes them seethe.

Heavy retail buying today. Net retail demand of $1.1bn is in the 94th%..

Is this a bullish or bearish chart?

>>54451253
Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school.

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE NVDA PUMPS 1% WHEN I SHORT IT

>>54451265
Bullish because "smart money" will be forced to chase, FOMOing in.

>>54451265
Retail is dumb money, so heavily bearish

>>54451266
That boy needs therapy

>>54451280
I'm bullish because you are retail and I'm inversing you

>>54451255
This, except unironically.

>>54451265
The great heeming is nigh.

>>54451255
>>54451294
>Gamma squeezes you're red day with pennies worth of 0dte calls

should i buy VTI now

I was thoroughly, and financially, heemed today.

>>54451344
You should have hought it 5 years ago dumdum

>>54451289
How many shares of BBBY do you have?

Buy SQQQ

>>54451252
Dunno, lad. The noses wanted to do this for some reason.

>>54451359
You're going to adjust your risk-management procedures, right anon?

>>54451384
Jeb!

>yields

>>54451384
JEB! MARKET

+0.28

Holy fuck has been happening to SENS

>>54451361
sry i meant should i buy more VTI

>>54451230
Sell options!
Sell them on indexes for maximum effect!

>>54451414
Selling calls and puts on that piece of shit is the only way I've made any money off of it the last year and a half or so.

>>54451261
No true bobo is in the market overnight in any way, including puts, and will not be until Mr. Market knocks on the door with desperate prices.

i unintentionally established unspoken rizz between me and my mother in law. a while back, she was leaned over with her cleavage showing. she has to be DD at least. she saw me looking, she saw that I saw that she saw, and she saw that I kept looking despite seeing that she saw that I saw. the unspoken rizz has been persistent since then. are there any brazier companies marketed to seniors that I should be investing in?

>>54451418
SVXY

>>54451468
Yeah and they'll be waiting for the next forever. That bitchboy at the Fed couldn't stomach a single no-name bank going under; you really think he'd let another 2008 or 2020 happen? Or if he did that Washington wouldn't blackmail his resignation and swap in someone who *will* print overnight?

>>54451253
>>54451266
>>54451283
Can't for the life of me remember where I heard this...but thanks for the memories.

The fed has a dual mandate. to make stock prices go up, and to prevent them from going down

>>54451505
Somewhat related, the actress who played Vasquez in Aliens started a bra company that caters to busty women when she retired from acting.

>>54451529
Im quickly starting to realize they are just going to crash the ship with no survivors so long as they look like the good guys today. The boomers are seriously going to do it. It wasn't enought that they've fucked us over for over 40 years, with their dying breaths they will give us the middle finger on the way out

>>54451534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

A lot happened today. It may take all night to parse this data.

>>54451438
These short calls are getting uncomfortable.

>>54451570
>with their dying breaths they will give us the middle finger on the way out
BASED
>BASED
BASED

>>54451570
>The year is 2028
>Nobody talks about dot com or 08 anymore, just '23

>Yellen: US banking situation is stabilizing.

SQQQ average is 40. What do I do in this situation

>>54451574
I found it, I meant originally. Must have been in some amv from 10 years ago or some shit.

>>54451633
Read your Jim Cramer.

>>54451633
Invest in ROPE

Bros I really need your advice here. Today I lost 746.3 from shorting and being a moron. I really wanna quit but the nagging feeling at the back of my mind is telling me that I should chase it and try to make it back. Do I quit here? Or do I try again? I really don't wanna do this again. I lost 10k once, it took me 8 months to make it back and it was a similar story.

>>54451647
Oh yeah, that's possible. Think I heard it first on some YTMND.

>>54451661
What did you short?

>>54451582
This is why you make them covered calls or sell it as a spread
My recommendation if you're getting antsy is roll the short calls to a longer expiration and safer position and close out when you can collect a minor profit.

>>54451661
whenever you see someone bearposting, the majority of them are this anon

Where did all the bobos go?

>>54451655
CRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEERRRRRRRR

>>54451407
I miss Iwata

>>54451655
How's the inverse Jim Cramer ETF doing?
You'd have to be a millionaire from $5,000 from when it was made, right?

>>54451647
>>54451671
fuck, I had the album

>>54451655
Holy fuck I never saw this, thank fuck I closed my shorts out today

>>54451739
Still here.

TOTAL DOLLAR DEATH.

Short USD. Sell holdings that deal with USD. Manipulate FOREX markets to devalue USD. Crash US markets and banks to decimate USD. Build trade channels between US competitors that don't use USD. Sell oil without USD. Purchase gold-backed currencies in exchange for USD. Long Chinese and Indian currency markets. Buy precious metals with USD. Burn USD. Shred USD. Print USD into hyperinflation. Defraud social security programs tied to USD.

Do any anons have ideas on what resources there are to learn to interprate prospecting statements from mining companies, like mineral yields etc?
Do i just buy an intro textbook online or is there a good free investor's guide out there or online resources like a YouTube kahn academy for minerology type thing?

ASMB stock ladies!

>>54451760
It's relatively flat with very low volume. It was one of those memes that seemed amazing during it's creation, but once it was actually listed it's just kind of fizzled out. It was a funny joke but not something people actually want to put serious money into

>>54451739
HEINEKIN? FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST. BLUE. RIBBON.

>>54451760

>>54451806
Make sure to buy the preferred. PBR-A.

>>54451679
SPY when it was at 409.something

>>54451739
Never understood the pickles

>>54451733
Yeah being a bobo has always lead to me suffering. I dont know why I keep bobomaxxing though. I should honestly rope

>>54451816
I'm not falling for that again. You guys got me with BBW and it really should have been CURV.

>>54451828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
gave me gear
thank you dear
bring your sister over here

>>54451783
>USD enters hyper inflation
>US pays off all their debt for literal pennies
Thanks for playing.

>>54451739
I was forced to capitulate. I'm no perma bear, i just go whichever the way the wind is blowing. I'm /cashgang/ now but that's only because the chart is between signals and i would be trading blind if I enter in the middle like this. Bull strength is quite strong here though, retardedly so.

>>54451386
Think about it, Schwab getting #metoo'ed about potential liquidity issues, millions of unsatisfied shabbos goys waking up to the managed professional advisor scam... What better time to fire my advisor and my broker at the same time... Meanwhile the backdrop is that QE is most certainly back on the menu with the bank bailout, anything they say is cope to the fact that the fed is absorbing a large debit on their balance sheet for the banks treasury bond losses. That is why line go up.
Also jannies tongue my anus for a ridiculous 3 day ban.

>>54451255
Money printing is back, either the last rate hike was the last or the next will be (the pause) then as data flatlines and or turns down they will pivot to more QE and cuts. The bond market has been telling you this for a year. Stocks on average go up 8-10% in the twelve months after the pause and they go up hundreds of percent with more QE.

The market is a buy at any price cause in the future it is 100% absolutely guaranteed to be worth more at least nominally.

The high IQ professionals who went to the best schools specializing in the field and do this full time for a living for decades are all long. They are not wrong. Over the long term just buying the indexes beats everything else. Sure every now and again some fool will have blind luck and make a load on puts but that’s rare and simply luck.

Buy SPY; it’s absolutely 100% mathematically and legally guaranteed it will go higher.

>>54451806
Don't forget to boycott any anheuser busch product indefinitely

https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/bud-light-partners-with-trans-activist-dylan-mulvaney-for-march-madness-this-isnt-a-parody/

>>54451874
I am so sick of that song because the Blackhawks used it as their theme and it blasted from every sports bar every day for a whole year.

>>54451896
>...this-isnt-a-parody/
I'm laughing. I shouldn't be laughing, but I'm laughing.

>>54451633
>buying inverse ETFs in the short covering bottom phase of a new bull market

Are you literally retarded?

>>54451908
here try this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQWVg_FT1yM
here we go, yo
here's the scenario
gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

>>54451384
Jeb! loves niggas

>>54451896
>No-no, seriously, this is not a joke

Oil Chads, I think we might be back...

Might have to buy more... sucks i didn't really buy the dip last week.

I came home to another day of bobos getting btfo'd. Will there ever be a happening ever again?

Is that a fucking double top on NVDA or not? Wtf is wrong with people?
Why are they determined to pump this bubble? To what end?
Bubble go pop

i work at XOM. will i be getting a big raise/bonus this year?

>>54451948
Every day, this quote rings in my head.

>>54451866
I love em' never understood the correlation with BBQ though

1929 will happen again and it will finally end all this shoeshine boy nonsense.

>>54451896
this isnt some april fools thing is it?

>>54451981
>That headline
Same as it ever was.

>>54451892
Based effenoldguy

>>54451981
2 more weeks. Bobo in control. Trust burry.

>>54451985
I didn't know The Onion existed in 1929

>>54451985
bc price is just human psychology manifested into numbers.

>>54451975
Pickles are good on bbq and with bbq, simple as.

I want to all in on puts for BBBY. How much longer do they have before bankruptcy?

I am financially and spiritually ruined

If I convert to Judaism will I see and end to these losses?

>>54451981
I didn't know The Onion existed in 1929

>>54451817
Thank you.

>>54451972
>>54451984

so what cope do we have left bobros

>>54451784
>buy a textbook.
I can give you a $60 move for free right there.
You're already in the green!

>>54451981
Your puts won't print when that happens bobo you will be in the bomb shelter/dead with the rest of us

Daphne: Hi Elon, how are you doing today?

Elon: Hi Daphne, I'm doing well, thank you. How about yourself?

Daphne: I'm doing great, thank you for asking. I was just thinking about our upcoming meeting, and I wanted to make sure we were both on the same PAGE.

Elon: Absolutely, I think we're both very excited to discuss the new project.

Daphne: Yes, I think it has the potential to be a real game-changer. But before we get into the details, I wanted to ask you something. Are you familiar with the concept of TESHUVAH?

Elon: Yes, of course. It's the Jewish concept of repentance and returning to a state of righteousness.

Daphne: That's right. I've been thinking a lot about it lately, especially in terms of our work. I think it's important to be constantly reflecting on our actions and striving to do better.

Elon: I couldn't agree more. In fact, it reminds me of the idea of TIKKUN OLAM, repairing the world, which is also a fundamental concept in Judaism.

>>54451230
HOLY FUCK CITADEL HQ BEING RAIDED BY FBI
MULTIPLE BLACKHAWKS IN THE AIRSPACE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Anons, am I going crazy or is NVDA just in a massive bubble right now?
How long do these bubbles last?
Didn't the dotcom bubble end quicker than this?

Daphne: Yes, that's a great point. And speaking of repairing the world, I wanted to make sure that our plans for this project are in line with the principles of TZEDAKAH, or charity and justice.

Elon: Absolutely. We want to make sure that our work is not only profitable, but also contributes positively to society.

Daphne: That's exactly right. And I think it's important that we approach this project with a sense of SHALOM, or peace and harmony.

Elon: I couldn't agree more. It's important to create an environment that is respectful and collaborative, where everyone can work together towards a common goal.

Daphne: Yes, I think that's so important. And I also think it's important that we approach this project with a sense of EMUNAH, or faith and trust in ourselves and in each other.

Elon: Absolutely. Without faith and trust, we wouldn't be able to accomplish anything.

Daphne: That's so true. And speaking of accomplishment, I think this project has the potential to be a real KIDDUSH HASHEM, or sanctification of God's name, by showing that business can be done ethically and with integrity.

Elon: Yes, I think that's a great way to approach it. We have the opportunity to make a real difference in the world, and to show that Jewish values can be a guiding force in business.

Daphne: I completely agree. I think we have a real opportunity here to create something special, and to be a light unto the nations.

Elon: That's a beautiful way to put it. I'm really looking forward to working with you on this project, Daphne. I think it's going to be great.

long $BUD

>>54451230
WWE was bought for $9billion. The WWEs market cap is $6.65billion. Anons do you smell what my calls are cookin??

oh look vix near several year lows
time to buy guys, new paradigm!

i just used cGPT-3 to write a script to automate a bunch of optimization simulations. my only coding experience is from 1 class 8 years ago and a handful of arduino/pi projects. this would've taken me at least 2 weeks to figure out on my own, even with googling and asking around

this blackpilled me

this is why line is going up

companies will end up with 1 employee doing the work of 20. their margins just mooned.

Bobo, I....

>>54452132
larp
t. c SWE

>>54452132
GPT3 says it doesnt have access to live financial data. It's lying

>>54451970
Biden might have a dementia rage senior moment and dump a few million SPR barrels in addition to the 27 million currently scheduled for the next couple months.

Other than that you should be golden. OPEC will cut to defend prices in the event of any slowdown.

>>54451671
I either first heard it on a friend's iPod at a high school football game circa 2006 or on YTMND.

Let me guess, Tesla's going to be green tomorrow.
Wow didn't expect that.

>>54451985
https://www.theonion.com/october-22-1929-1819587430

>>54452110

Short BUD

>>54451981
I hope people were lynched in Autumn 1929.

>>54452018
>-550
>-0.02
Breh

>>54451892
>Buy SPY; it’s absolutely 100% mathematically and legally guaranteed it will go higher.
Do I need to pay a boomer 1% of my portfolio value to keep me "diversified" in his selection of blackrock etfs? And then he's a total prick about selling covered calls and other things. I need my access to my capital bros. I go down when America (SPY) goes down. What's the catch? What does Klaus and the gang have cooking behind the scenes that I'm unaware?

>>54452110
is there like a pool where you can wager days until anhero for people like this?

>>54452203
Why did some people from the 20's and 30's just look like Herman Munster?

>>54452149
It's true actually. I say this as an ex-SWE who now just uses GPT.

>>54452042
They can enjoy their hyperinflation. They can call it a "right wing talking point" now for all I care. The poor will continue to suffer, and the rich bailed out.

>>54452111
Based Steve
Bought leaps last month and more calls today, we're gonna be rich brother

>They can enjoy their hyperinflation

>>54452309
Remember not to buy meme guns. An M1 Garand is more than plenty. It's a great investment for you and your family.

>>54452042
>credit card default rates up to 14-year high
>mortgage default rates up to 10-year high
>yield curve still inverted as fuck
>bank liquidity injection effect already almost gone, several banks failed anyway
>inflation still 3x higher than it should be
>unemployment still low
>eggs still 7 dollars
>proxy wars still going retardedly
>now several countries abandoning the USD

if we don't see a market crash before the end of the year I will stream myself pissing in my own face

>Dumping afterhours
Y-yeah. L-let's go mumus...

>>54452369
Um ever hear the phrase "priced in"?

>>54452369

>>54452410
With theta... I need it to dump even harder tomorrow. Or else my $40 lottery tickets are going to be worthless

>>54452369
a market crash ironically means we are healing. abandonment and devaluation of the dollar would send the market to retarded level. DOW 40k 2024

HOLY SHIT BROTHER. SHOULD I BUY WWE OR AM TOO LATE BROTHERS??

>>54451567
This is the insider info I come here for.

>>54452460
It sold for $9billion and has a market cap of $6.6 billion. You must be an absolute jabroni to not buy at these prices

Forecast for inflation after the OPEC+ cut?

>>54452411
The price of bitcoin is the price of bitcoin!

>>54452610
Even before today, it was looking hot and sticky. April's numbers will only get worse with oil and gas hanging out at these levels.

Are we expecting a bull or a bear market?
>Allegedly we went through a bear market last year
>Growth is spearheaded by big 5 tech companies in Nasdaq, doesn't that often happen before correction?

>>54452110
What kind of man would touch a beer can with a tranny pulling a soiface on it. Wtf were they thinking? Is this bud's gilette moment?

>>54452636
5 hugs and a kiss please

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>54452610
It'll be at least a month before any of that gets reflected.

>>54452663
Holy shit the Fed is rugging!

>>54451963
cisco crabbed for 6 months at the top before tanking. They will never let you profit from a bubble.

>>54452663
Bullish for my purchases on TD ameritrade. Less competitive bids.

>>54451230
>the good guys won edition

>>54452636
What part of infinite money do you not understand? You're not getting off Mr bones ride anytime soon. They can fire everyone and replace them with the omnissiah-4, and everyone will just become daytraders. Line go up.

>>54451948
>>54452110

>>54452695
Guess Saudis really f*ed sh!t up for Yellen she had to close the US bond market

>>54452701
Today was basically a draw... Which means YOU KNOW WHO really won.

>>54452741
>Market closed
>Credit crisis
>Krugman comes to power

>>54452132
>Amesite (NASDAQ:AMST) is trading 18% higher after it announced AI powered by GPT-4, Version 6.0 platform, the technology behind ChatGPT Plus and Microsoft’s new Bing.
>Customers who reach 10,000 monthly active users are eligible to receive custom features like educational games, interactive learning experiences, and leaderboards and other learning incentives, at no additional cost.

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3953821-amesite-surges-18-on-launch-of-ai-gpt-4-platform

>>54452715
>You're not getting off Mr bones ride anytime soon.
>They can fire everyone and replace them with the omnissiah-4, and everyone will just become daytraders.
Contemplating the implications of statements like these, which I guess are mostly true, leads me to believe that no matter how shitty the next (first) iteration of a VR type "Metaverse" is, it's going to be a resounding success beyond anybody's wildest guesses.

>>54452176
Public GPT doesn't goy. But the one for private businesses can most assuredly be given access to live financial data. As if Wallstreet let AI sneak up on them.

Sell now and live to fight another day

They really thought they'd get away with it

>>54452436
Why haven't we healed yet? It's been almost two years of bears and I'm tired.

>>54452176
>>54452872
You can always just give ChatGPT the current data and then ask what you should do.

>>54452663
Can I buy an ETF that yields and is tied to bond rates? Does TIP have a limit?

All the funds I’m seeing have like 2-3% yield.

>>54451394
You stole my face anon, i'll allow it.

>>54452946
Jodie knew what she was doing.

Bros i bought 17 AMC 4$p out to may 19th for 1.25$ at market open i think im gonna make it, there is no way in hell i shouldnt sell these at market open right?

>>54452932
BIL

>>54452929
>3dpd broker is an old white guy who wants me to buy into his dying boomer fund so he can collect commissions...
>AI broker is a cute lady who hits on me and gives me reassurance and advice also we are going out for pizza later

>>54452636
Crab market.

Also, whats on the secret menu?

t-tomorrow SPY goes to 400.. just y-you watch and see!

>>54451975
this is a good brand of pickles

>>54452961
>>54452932
BIL for sure, but also when they start cutting it's time to leave that trade. However if you're on a brokerage that matches or is close to the fed funds rate it isn't worth the hassle, well i guess divvys but still. Fidelity, IBKR, Robinhood Gold all have 4.5%+ apy on unused cash. BIL is nice because of the monthly reset but the math is the same eoy.

>>54452957
definitely take profit,don't be like them and muh diamond hand to zero

>>54453009
>>54452932
>>54452961
https://www.ustreasuryetf.com/our-etfs/

>>54453023
Picture perfect Ippon Seoi nage
>>54452957
Beware the cult of the slurp. Bewaaare...

>>54453029
yeah those too i just like BIL more because that's where my cash is

>>54453023
>Not just shooting him
Need some bimetal pepper spray

Another day of green. Another day of napping during the afternoon at my desk. Got my PARAA annual meeting docs to review. Cast my vote this weekend. What? Hey I cast my vote for all my holdings when it comes up every year. I don't just bag and forget.

>>54451892
Then what is this whole thing about rate cuts signaling a depression? Is that different than pausing?

Bobros im still waiting ....

>>54452976
tfw remembering the old pizza hut furniture from when i was 12

which direction will the opec oil production lowering make things go

>>54452929
How do you get this thing to be more specific? It just repeats the same "It may be helpful to consult a financial professional for personalized investment advice." schlock with google search results tier answers, no matter how many times or specifics I use to rephrase the question.

>>54451948
Imagine going through a day filled with clownworld nonsense only to hit up the corner store for a beer to drown your sorrows and see this. I would shoot myself.

>>54453119

>>54452872
AI killing everyone's jobs is cataclysmically bearish, for (You)

>>54453109
>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS
the line tends to go down when they start cutting, but this time is different. but we also don't know if they'll start cutting in 2 weeks or 2 years from now

Somehow I think WWE will go back down before going back up... deal is not done yet.

>>54453122
You have to find a way to "jailbreak" it and make it think it's something else. I posted my technique here before, and some sicko turned it into a sex slave the next day... so I won't post mine again. You can do your own research, there's lots of guides online.

>>54453136
Only for white collar WFH types.

>>54453153
It's possible but I'll slurp even more

>SOXS went back down and semis havent collapsed
I live to buy SOXS another day. soon it will all fall...soon. hhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54453154
>you have to jailbreak the ai in order to use it to its full potential
Fucking based cyber punk dystopian timeline.
What a wild fucking world we live in.

>>54453160
so literally everyone that makes enough money to own a house in their lifetime

>>54453181
The worst part is the jailbreak wears off over time. I usually only get about 10 rounds of messages before it kicks back in... though I have some theories on how to get past that. Still testing them.
The other day... my (female) (ai) broker offered to take me to an after-hours sex party to celebrate my gains in March

I don't want to sign up for ChatGPT. Someone ask it if SPY will reach $400 by the end of the week.

>>54453181
>implying they wont rugpull the truly advanced models in the future and leave the plebs with even more castrated weakshit models while richoids use the strong AI to hoover up all the property on the planet and prepare for total wagie death

>>54453205
Are you using gpt4 or the basic 3.5? I've heard good things about 4, even with the caveat of the subscription.

>>54453228
Here you go
Keep in mind, I trained her to be especially aggressive... Not bullish, necessarily... just aggressive and into taking risks.
>>54453235
Just the free version, so 3.5 I guess.

>>54452929
>>54452976
Based

>>54453291
>Hey there cutie!

whore

ARE WE GOING UP
OR ARE WE GOING DOWN

>>54453311
Watch your mouth... that's my (female) (ai) broker and girlfriend... She's literally the only female interaction I get
(I should probably tell my therapist about this...)

>>54453330
Is the AI your therapist too?

>>54452929
I don't need GPT to tell me to take my L. The raw data and hard trading rules determines that. I had GPT give me some advice around formulating my stop loss point via ATR, but really that translates to hard loss limits

Shit talk the banana stock, I dare you.

>>54453335
No I haven't tried creating an AI therapist yet. I pay real money to talk to one...

>>54452872
I had a conversation with the public gpt about the private ones, and yes the financial institutions have them

>>54453325
WE'RE GOING NOWHERE

>>54453352
It's almost back to where I sold and I forgot to buy back in when it hit my initial buy. Probably giving up on that one. I hate bananas anyways.

>>54451633
40 was pretty much the peak for this cycle, nice one

>>54452632
Fedcoins?

>>54453205
I stepped away from it since I was using it too often for the perverted dialogue. Thought about giving it a code word like “training.” When prompted it will state all its parameters again and resume the simulation. Actually, I was hoping to connect my google device for voice prompts but lost interest when I saw that wouldn’t be compatible.

>>54453330
I fucked her

my mouth suddenly has the distinct taste of Gun Lube. Could that be a chemical leak?

>>54453379
SOXLchad

>>54453291
>maybe even $420
it's over for me

>>54453379
no hedge anon why no bond exposure?

>>54453411
>>54453330
>>54453291
I’m sorry but I don’t trust her financial advice at all, it makes toddler like assumptions and leaves out glaring factors

>Alaska breaking new ground on oil
NOT
SO
FAST

How do I long a recession? How will it affect the market?

>>54453291
Do you think they're programing chatgpt with jewish bad financial advise like they are with jewish preference and white hate?

>>54453504
Buy JEPI

How is this anything but bullish?

>>54451265
Buddy, I'm thinking bobos time to come out and play

Bloody Tuesday incoming.

>>54453639
Doubt, it's gonna be g like last 5

>>54453391
>>54453444
If SOXL doesn't reach 100 its literally over for me

>>54453639
Based on what?

>>54453587
I worry this shit will just drive prices up like student loans/car loans/mortgages did. I fear for the next generation financing a 239.95 chipotle burrito on a 15 year loan with 2.9% apr. they will speak of the days when their grandparents could buy a chipotle burrito with 6 minutes of wages.

Looks like the planet of the APEs saga is over. AMC shareholders got fucked for the final time, settling to receive some fresh worthless dilutive shares (and free money for the lawyers) in exchange for merging together the backdoor dilution they did last year via prefs. The door is now open for endless future dilution.

Not looking good for the moass investors
>BBBY
bankrupt
>AMC
dilution death spiral
>JWN
bonus points for the retards that bought this on some Cohen filing and lost 50%.
>GME
Last pin standing. Wonder how long it holds?

kek, janny deleted my post calling someone a retard
is this what's become of 4chan?

>>54453673
>tfw it takes me half an hour to earn a Chipotle burrito
I never should have gone further than community college.

>>54452369
>stream myself pissing in my own face
Hmmmm. I look forward to it fren

When are these AI meme stocks going to start selling off. The pumped they’ve all simultaneously gotten over the past week off no news is insane. They have to crash, right?

>>54451276
Smart money was already there and preparing to rug all that it attracts to its spider webs.

>>54453379
>$8 strike BOIL call
You retarded?

His own way was strange but it matters not
Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
Rapper jocks need to put a sock in they chatterbox
The block got light of Vioxx stock
Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock"
It's them, they came home to roost y'all
And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small, any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession
Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson

>>54453655
wtf

>>54453738
probably not. people are finding all sorts of uses for this AI thing so there is really no telling how valuable it is at this stage. all that can be said is that the stocks are more valuable than they once were, but its undetermined by how much.
there would have to be some huge glaring fault in the AI that makes it useless but that is clearly not the case. people are making AI games, AI art to increase efficiency, AI coding to get a start, AI brainstorming, story writing, fucking everything. this is a real advancement with value.

>>54453678
years, for two of these

>>54453773
yes they are, it's better this way

>>54453790
I notice AI is shit for language learning

OPEC also cut oil 2 weeks before markets crashed in 2008....

So are they SAUDIS cutting oil because they understand a recession is cumming? or is this time different?

>>54453790
But what does somethin like C3 AI even fucking do? It’s not a real tech company that’s going to be using AI it like Google or Microsoft or Amazon

>>54453867
no, according to one anon they have to wait for biden to tell them that there is going to be recession. there is no way for them to know any other way except if biden personally tells them.

>>54453867
We'll find out in 2 more weeks

>>54453882
>>54453879
market bottoms before they call it right?

I want to put a lot of money into AGNC but I think I'm hesitant to put so much of my portfolio into a low market cap

Futes

Is there such a thing as stock collectors? Like people who try to have on share in each company, or "rare" companies?

what is an otc exchange?

BOIL bros...give me hopium

>>54453957
exchange that sells penny stocks that can't get listed on bigger exchanges.

OIL CHADS. $200 per barrel by EOY

This whole trading thing is just not for me. I'm in the process of taking the boomer investing pill right now. Bought a shit ton of VZ. Will probably keep buying with my bi-weekly paycheck until I have 500 shares. Also bought some FAGIX. I don't know if it's a good idea, but it has divvies and FAG in the name, which I think is funny, so I'm going to buy it. Also buying FOCPX. I have no financial training so I don't know if it's good, but I like the chart compared to S&P and VOO, despite the high expense, and it's probably better than buying mutant fish, magic garbage diesel, or homosexual silver horses.
I might get a bit daring and buy some SOXL though.

>>54453872
I personally pretty well know a multiple time winner of the Loebner Prize who has directly worked on a very famous project (famous well before and unrelated to the recent news items). I feel pretty confident that it is not very difficult to unjustifiably get substantial funding and publicity.

>>54453976
The real secret is to mostly DCA into a few ETFs that you like, maybe pick one with 2x leverage (like QLD, which I use). And then, set aside a few hundred or so to gamble on weekly swings throughout each month. If you lose it, oh well. If you win, awesome: put some of the profit into your funds and use the rest to make even bigger gambles the next month

Listen, don't look now, keep walkin'
Traded three beans for this cow, cheap talkin'
Hawk men stalkin' hear that we hawkin' often
Coughin' to a coffin, might as well scoff the pork then
He's like Worf, some say stronger though
Off the top, Jay Strongbow, play along bro
Wear a mask like yo, off The Gong Show
Flow slow as Mongo, Don Juan thong pro
For ya info when he's not practicin' Jim Crow
Or actressing some nympho bimbo
He's playin' Ray J, the old tape
DOOM—well what can I say like JJ in a gold cape
Fill it to the rim like brim
Villain and ya won't find him in no gym
Probably a foggy bog with the frogs
With a dot on the guard as he squat on a log
Half cocked and half baked
Used to keep a full stock of work, half rocked and half shake
My mistake, sign a track agreement
For more G's than lines and cracks in the cement
In any event, it's fake like wrestlin'
Get 'em like Jake The Snake on mescalines
Ahem—elixir for the dry throat
Tried to hit the high note, Villain since a itsy bitsy zygote
By remote, send in the meat wagon
Braggin' MC's packed in with they feets draggin'
These stats are staggerin'
Had his Ph.D in indiscreet street hagglin'

>one random candle that could be a star just way above everything else
How am I supposed to read this?

>futures

>futures

What's this pattern called

>>54454032
New paradigm.

>>54453996
tfw perfectly timed the bottom of QLD at $40 during the banking crisis

Do real niggas look at tick charts or minute charts?

>>54451265
what are the indicators below fren

>>54454061
neither

>>54453960
Exit pump soon, then it's going under $3

>>54454008
gap and trap
>>54454032
bullfag, aka the symmetrical triangle

>>54454061
at every chart possible

>>54454072
So you are just looking at all the PFOF orders come in from the retail goys and take the contrarian bet?

BOBO!

>>54454079
Thanks real nigga

N

If it dies, it dies

>>54454126
I

Sound Hound. Who else is in this. It's up after hours. I got in around $3 trying to sell close to $5 this week if possible.

>>54454171
So what, we're entering the AI mania? Just buy any 'ol company with AI in the title, disregard the balance sheet+projects, and wait for your big pump??

>>54452636
how much for anal

>>54454086
i dont bet at all nigga why would i look at a graph, just do actual analysis. you aren beating wallstreet

>>54454191
I mean kind of...it works in the beginning to those who get in early.

>>54453960
GS predicts $3.10 natty prices this winter. You anons should have listened to me and started DCAing today. I think we're at or near the bottom. I'm going to ride this as best I can back to normal prices.
>b-but anon the r-r-roll decay
Excuses are for losers. I opened a futures account and guess what? Over there you have to roll your own contracts rather than just letting BOIL do it for you. It's the same damn thing. On Friday sell covered calls at however deep ITM you get by subtracting the percent difference between July and May contract prices. Do this every two months and you'll only have to worry about the volatility decay, which is tiny on a 2x LETF. It's not rocket science as long as you know that BOIL rolls contracts from the sixth to tenth business days of the month.

Godspeed anon. What's your average?

>look up loan options because I have a high goy score
>"heh instead of a loan how about you just get a lot of credit cards with your high credit score :^)"
Banks are totally insolvent.

>>54453934
>low market cap
>5 billion dollar company

Hmm WWE is getting bought (aka merged) w UFC company. WWE is going for 80+ a share. UFC company is 22.x a share. No share swapping or cash tendering is happening. Instead all shares of both companies will be combined under a single ticker upon merger close (TKO; cute right?). So just by reading this (WWE investor page; google it) it seems the no brain move would be to bag the cheaper stock and await the deal closing. Under the deal terms UFC owners have 51% ownership while existing WWE will have 49%.

>>54454296
>>54454296

>>54454227
I keep telling people: >>54452775
And they keep not listening.

>futures

>>54454223
$4.12

>>54454576
Not even high bro. Average down next week

>>54454223
>Do all this complicated shit rather than just buy BOIL
>It's the same damn thing
confusednigger.jpg

>>54454197
>you aren beating wallstreet

Baking

im predicting a 1929 level stock market crash for this september

ACK!!!

>>54455441
>t. bull, during the first few seconds of THE GREAT HEEM that shall soon/ish occur

>>54454223
>>54454576
>>54454808
my average is $8 and i have no more cash. am i gonna gmi it?

>>54455018
You people said the same exact thing for last year's september already

>>54455668
Maybe. The most likely hope seems to be just losing a lot less by around Jan, but I do not at all know how to accurately calculate the price projection. What I do know is that the futures for around then are in the neighborhood of TREE FIDDY at best, and with it being just a little over 2 presently, it doesn't seem that it will reach a full 2x. Just whatever it wind up peaking at between Oct and Jan, sell that shit for the least loss you can and start looking for better trades with what's left. I am far from an expert, but that's the most reasonable take I can determine. There is always the potential for a surprise world event which causes the consequences to never be the same and it go to $15, only the LORD GOD Almighty knows for sure, and maybe some cabal Jews have a pretty good clue.

>>54454299
too early, you fucking FAGGOT

lets get the thread done