/biz/ - Business & Finance

stay down you fucking bloody bastard bitch spy

first nigger

sex. that is all.

Gold just ominously hovering at 2K, reminding everyone what happened last time it did a break out

I had sex yesterday

buy FRC
buy BOIL
buy SPY
buy TGTX
buy W

People are selling these rallys and short coverings...

People are not buying... but retail are buying...

>doge pumping
lmao

Natural gas. Buy UNG or BOIL (x2)

>>54449233
twitter icon was changed to doge

I hate crabs so much it's unreal

>>54449263
Anon, the crabs are taking over
Just get comfortable and enjoy it

>>54449257
That was enough for an instant 13% pump? God, normies are so fucking stupid.

>>54449277
I hate elon musk so fucking much bros

>>54449243
Depends on your time horizon. I would say, in a dollar drop scenario, NG might be a reasonable form of value store. And in the seasonals, this is not terribly high against a winter high.

>>54449168
Sell options
Collect premium
Stick to a trading plan anon, you can make it!

Uh, is treasurydirect.gov down for anyone else?

>>54449243
>natgas

why is SOXL down on no news

>>54449233
>Elon needs some more liquidity.
Guess it'll be another few years before Twitter goes public again.

>>54449298
works on my machine

>>54449309

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec

>>54449298
all the treasuries are gone. GONE

>>54449294
I just purchased a vehicle with internal combustion engine, NOT hybrid, just to spite ev people. I may even remove the catalytic converter as you can't steal what's already gone lmao.

Has the market finally realized it ran over the cliff and just hasnt looked down yet?

I WAS PROMISED A RECESSION. WHERE IS IT.

Wait a second we're still trading FRC?

>>54449316
>>54449298
actually I just tried to login and had to reverify my computer with a fresh confirmation email

but I was able to log in after that

>>54449341
IF WE ARE FLYING THEN JUST KEEP GOING!

What’s the best way to short the USD? So far I have:
LMT
RTX
GME
(Physical Gold and Silver)
Hunting/field dressing instructional books
Crossbow

>>54449353
"sell in may and walk away"

>>54449341
Can't fall if you don't believe in gravity

>>54449341
No I don't think so yet.

>>54449361
Correction— short the US as a whole. Although ways to short the currency would be cool too.

>>54449354
you are long now right?
you dont actually think theyre going to zero do you

Is retail stock investing just a hobby, a form of collecting?

>>54449391
>Although ways to short the currency would be cool too.
UUP. Shorts or puts.

>>54449401
If you're warren buffett I guess

>>54449401
It sure is! I got some 1.63 UUUU shares, wanna trade for 'em?

>>54449401
welcome to /smg/
we like stocks

>>54449401
ya it's what i do in between calls with the Biden Admin

>>54449401
Bloomberg anon got me back into sports cards again, so I have an additional way to gamble my money away on the weekends

>>54449401
I bought one AQB at the bottom just to be up on it
>+3% fudders get fucked

>>54449424
I might let you have these 24 BBBY shares since I like you so much.

>>54449448
>sports cards
boomer NFTs

CRBP NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54449401
If you don't have 1 GME share (that you refuse to DRS), you don't know how to have fun.

>>54449485
what will we tell the village sirs?

>>54449476
WRONG, they're the lifters on your pedal powered motorbike in a pinch.

>>54449485
kek sorry that was me

>>54449476
Lol, yeah at least they look good in a binder though.

>so anon how did you make your millions?

>Well lets just say I had faith in a little thing called the United States of America

AMZN might dump again this week down to $90 range

https://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-mimics-amazon-website-redesign-aims-for-e-commerce-boost-2023-4

https://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2023/04/03/amazon-labor-consultants-millions-union.html

>>54449513
>not betting on every single country in the world
ummmm
yeah

>>54449509
Double as a self-defence weapon. Drop them on someone you could break their neck. Strap them to your torso and they'll stop bullets.

>>54449515
Gosh I hope so. What a shitty idea
>we'll run losses for decades until everyone is out of work at retail anything and working at our delivery centers until we can replace them with robots and then we'll sell all kinds of great shit!

>>54449513
>but you need a million just to buy some toilet paper

>>54449503
Kek. Only poseurs hold "in street name."

No but seriously why isn't SCHW recovering?

>>54449538
See this guy gets it. Just for that you can have my 1991 Howie Long AIDS card.

>>54449563
Because they permanently restricted trade with me and now they are paying for it.

Fucktards still think a recession isn't happening
https://www.macrumors.com/2023/04/03/apple-stopped-m2-chip-production-1q-2023/
>Apple halted production of its M2 series chips at the start of 2023 following a pronounced slump in global demand for MacBooks, claims a new report out of Korea.

>>54449513
>called the United States of Israel*

>>54449538
AMZN is like how Microsoft acts when they keep buying out all of those video game companies; spend more and more money but do fuck all at maintaining them and bother to turn a profit from owning so many of them with lackluster products and marketing.

>>54449592
i can't fab to this

>>54449570
If only Poemanon saw that card in time. RIP.

>>54449592
kill yourself

>>54449570
Wow! Thanks anon!
If you throw in a Bo Jackson Baseball, I'll send you my 87 Ryne Sandburg Tops

>doge up 20%
>tesla down 7%

>>54449592
Already in a recession. what's gonna happen is stagflation first, then either depression or hyperinflation this year and next year if any more countries drop the USD petrodollar shit.

AOC got caught >>>/pol/422152125
I will be betting against the US market

Good afternoon, fine gentlemen. How are the stocks doing today?

>>54449513

>unironically appealing to anons' patriotism for a failing empire run by incompetent bolsheviks who openly loathe the class of citizens who made it great in the first place

>there are people itt who believe the market can decline from these bargain basement prices.

You fools better buy not. Flat is the biggest dip you will see for the rest of the year. Pause and pivot is coming and everyone knows it.

>Defaults on Commercial Real Estate Loans Surge to 14-Year High

>>54449616
The question isn't really how many, because the US still has goods and services people want. The question is volume and velocity.

>>54449641
>Merryl_Lynch_Guy_saying_it_can_go_lower.flac

>>54449635
Discretionary, real estate, and tech are all getting rekt on account of garbage ISM numbers. However energy is singlehandedly bringing things into the green on account of a surprise OPEC cut.

>>54449663
You're a good soul for actually giving me a real answer. YGMI

>>54449635
imagine the taste, sight, smell, sound, and feel

Oil-production cuts could force Fed to raise interest rates even higher to fight inflation

>>54449641
you guys ever notice how the shills trying to get retail to buy in /smg/ always use reddit spacing?

>>54449692
A veritable sensory bouquet.

>>54449699
Buy CLF. Nigger.

>>54449612
Best I can do is my Chris Weinke game used jersey and football card

>>54449708
>if CLFtranny had sold the top xe would have been a multimillionaire
life is but a dream

now that the dust has settled
onlyfans when and how do i profit

>>54449742
2 weeks and you can benefit the coomer community buy uploading it to coomer.party

>>54449612
>>54449731
i got some Griffeys kicking around here somewhere

>>54449391
if you're bearish on the whole US of A then short treasuries. Load up on TMV desu 3x bear ETF to pair with 2x silver AGQ & 3x gold miners GDXU

>>54449731
I'd only do it for a Jake Delhomme desu senpai.

>>54449746
gib ice goblin gf

>>54449767
Only if you can beat her 1v1 half court.

>>54449747
Good I have duplicate randy Johnson cards we can make a trade.

Where my work from home chads at?

>>54449663

Fed has been trying to crush the economy to crush oil demand, to defend the dollar. Just one more front of the currency war. So, yeah, this is bad because OPEC just raised the ante, daring the US to cause a major recession to protect it's gay reserve currency.

There is exactly one play remaining for the US to defend the dollar's oil-purchasing-power: broker a deal with Venezuela, for massive US capital and know-how injection, plus agreements to price and settle in dollars, plus UST and US equity dollar recycling. This has been sort-of happening but the US is also run by mediocrities who literally barely understand the fundamentals.

>>54449788
he's a big unit

>>54449779
shit form, lucky throw. i could beat this woman to death with my bare hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

We used to have discussions about finance, talk about small business.
Its not here anymore...
When was the last time SMG had good DD?
When was the last time business and finance had threads about making a business?
It doesn't exist folks.

Its going to be 4 more years of the exact same, bobo posting, mumu posting, garbage posts from the tourists, redditors, facebook boomers. We dont have good investments anymore, and what do we do? We let the jerome and cathie posters post their jerome and cathies. The last thing we need is the same crew of internet janitors that take away our DD, distract us with their lazy anime girl spam.

lainon.life
lainon bros... it's over

>>54449811
The problem is this general is full of retards that just want to jump on the next meme etf

>>54449779
is that a fucking tennis court
anon, we need to talk

>>54449811
it will return when tourists leave
two more years bro

>>54449824
Um that's a WNBA 3, chud.

>>54449641
>Bargain basement
>Spy bounced off -20% from ATH

You've never seen a true dumpening.

>>54449793

Right here, as soon as they mail me my damn laptop. I'll be charging 100 bux an hour for my invaluable services.

>>54449759
Kek I'm sorry I don't have any delhomme at the moment.
>>54449811
I'm currently posting my sports card collection. Don't blame me, blame this stupid boring crab market. Speaking of stealing from poor people, Brett favre anyone?

>>54449811
>When was the last time SMG had good DD?
Every single day. You faggots just never listen

>>54449811
clown investments for a clown market

>>54449838
i'm white, i know a tennis court when i see one
stop lying
crbpajeet is that you?

>>54449811
Depends on my mood to do effort posting. Most of the time it gets ignored so you have to resort to coom-bait pics, which results in retarded discussions anyway.

>>54449821
the rise of 0DTE induced intraday swings sure has helped with this kek

>>54449874
No good sir I am Jacob from Arizona, United States. In all seriousness, do poojeets do tennis? I thought they only could into cricket sometimes.

>>54449663
My public storage is hanging in there

>>54449879
Something absurd like 20% of the market is traded every single day in 0tde options. This is in no way sustainable

kangaroo market

>>54449836
>>54449821
When was the last time we beat wall street bets to the next breakout? They kill us... They kill us...
When did we beat wallstreetoasis at anything? They send their distractions to us daily, their worst DD their insiders come up with.

Four more years of the same thing. I need someone that will knock the hell out of the discord group using jannies and their bots.

MONI bros...

https://twitter.com/benedetto_frank/status/1642924299915866113

we're in a bloody ranga market mate

>>54449907
As is industrials and cell towers. And hell even commercial reits are doing strong. The problem is people hear real estate and think residential

>>54449902
>only could into cricket sometimes
and they can only do that when they cheat

>>54449914
it's easier to just set up a scanner and scrape the fintwit crowd. I made a quick flip on MCB last week on that.

Nobody said sh!t about MCB either long/short in /smg/.

>>54449811
The only numbers that matter are fed QE and the risk free rate. Price discovery died 10 years ago and isn't cumming back.

Is JEPI really a scam bros...

>>54449811
>When was the last time SMG had good DD
I've been doing lots of DD on natural gas and BOIL and sharing my findings regularly, and all that is thanks to several Anons pointing me into directions for looking/studying. There is a good play building in natural gas and it will have its right time, and now is when to be preparing for it and finding the feels of where it's at now in relation, and *how* to play it when it comes.

I demand an end to this slurping

*unzips tit*
i got your DD right here

>>54449960
Just ask yourself this:
how much would you trust Jamie Dimon alone with your kids?


>>54449908
>GFAI
>BBAI
>SOUN
Just gonna pick up pennies before the steamroller gets here.

Lies, lies and more lies. Its all that comes out of his mouth. Look into his involvement on stocktwits people. He doesn't even disclose his trades. My first EO as president would be to disclose his trades.

>>54449799
>broker a deal with Venezuela
just saunter down there after they imprisoned everyone who supported the US, and beg.
be smarter to outright invade. The oil rigs are water borne, the navy and coastguard could protect them anyway.
XOM

Think about trading after a long break, buy puts instantly lose 100. I don't feel so good, I think I should extend my break.

>>54449793
Just got off a teams meeting

>>54449793
Just got off on a teams meeting

>>54449993
If I had a work from home job I legitimately would probably only leave my apartment once a month. I'd become a hiki

>>54449991
Stop trading options until you get a handle on trading stocks.

>>54449988
This desu, we'd just bay of pigs them

We dont want your stinkin' DD lyin ted. Go home ted. Your options are trash ted.

>>54449978
>87M volume on BOIL
There's still time to slurp more before close

>>54450003
yes unfortunately you couldn't go full neetcore as they still need you to keep up appearances for Zoom penis inspections
might not be a problem if you can't grow a beard anyway (many such cases)

>>54450015
>dyed moustache
>Ted engaged a planted jew

>>54450013
>bay of pigs
Didn't that fail catastrophically?

>>54450003
It's pretty sweet. I try to sit outside or go on walks though because being inside and staring at screens all day wears you down.

>>54450003
Weekday golfing is higher than ever. Clubs report the highest attendance around 4:00pm for the past few years.
>>54450015
>Skull hoodie
>Goatee
>Dumb sunglasses
I refuse to believe these guys are anything but planted feds.

>>54449978
I told you they won't stop. It's not going to stop until the whole jalopy blows up.

DOLE bros
how do you you spell bananas?

>>54450011
How do this always happen to me, buy options and they instantly fucking bog me

>>54450039
Yep. After afganistan i have no faith in our current military

>>54449982
Post it

>>54450022
>slurping BOIL before the bearish contract roll starts in 3 days lasting 5 business days
STUNNING/BRAVE

>>54449978
Slurp this slurp that how about you try slurping a girl sometime.

>>54449988

T B H, no idea exactly how it goes. Probably we're currently offering them a deal like the Saudis got, and if they don't take it we'll regime-change them and impose it using whatever means.

If you start seeing articles about how Maduro is a brutal dictator who is a big meanie to gays and trannies or w/e then you know it's option B.

Ofc, it is also possible we will be crazy enough to try to regime-change the Saudis but that would be very messy and high probability the Chinese and Russians would intervene to prop up MBS.

>>54450022
I'll slurp at 2.50 and not a cent higher

>>54450065
trade spreads dont just go long on contracts straight up

>>54449916
I mean, if I could scam people like that, I would.

I cant wait to be stinkin rich

>>54449917
lmao that webm

>>54450096
Thank you based ball.

>>54450039
Yup, the troops went ashore assuming they were going to get naval gun support, and got none. They pinned on the beach and routed.

But, the US military would go into Venezuela, because socialists are starving people, and the US can provide a livable dividend to the population when the malfunctioning oil fields are back online and away from the fingers of the thieving (literally) socialists in charge of the government.
HAL
>>54450081
They've been starving their people to death for the last 5 years. It was the Biden regime in DC that saved them. Literally.
The government isn't just incompetent, though it is because they think you can do oil-rig work for the same as a teenager makes clearing tables, they're thieves. That bus-driver's daughter has a multimillion dollar trust fund.

>>54450096
How can I invest in adding more slow motion camera angles to baseball games?

>>54450096
nice

>>54449978
>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on your shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain)

>>54450065
Because you don't have an understanding of how they work. You have to treat options as a far more complex form of leverage trading. If you aren't able to trade stocks with leverage then you'll always fail trading options.

>>54450096
sick cunt

>>54450118
Bring baseball to India

I swear to God every fucking day this faggot in a sports car drives down the boulevard maybe 10 times a day revving his engine profusely and it's the loudest goddamn thing I've ever heard. The fact this person is seemingly never at work makes me believe it's a boomer. I get it, you have a loud car that goes fast, no need to be a giant faggot 7 days a week. Hope blows a head gasket.

>>54449616
>muh inflation
>muh hyper inflation
>muh decoupling dollar and returning dollars causing hyper inflation
Ooops we accidentally inflated our national debt away making all the debt held by other countries worthless while also allowing the US to lower taxes. While also ending anti Oil FUD.

>>54450096
in the anime version the ball never touches the ground.

anything worth buying this last hour?

>>54450167
for me it's this fatass Ukrainian NEET in his old BMW up and down the street all day

>>54450177

>>54450177
IAUX
AEM

and hold them

>>54450115

Yes they'd basically have to agree to just fuck off and let the US majors come in and run their shit for them, and take a pre-negotiated cut off the top. And also: they'll have to agree to some military bases in their country to keep them honest.

Ironically it would be the best possible thing for the Venezuelans to actually realize some profit from the resources under their feet that they are clearly not capable of doing themselves (because they elect commies and butcher the golden goose).

Also the US's best possible move against BRICS. Well... R & I, but not C. C would be mostly fine with that being energy importers and all.

>>54450177
yeah buy FRC it will literally 4x from here before summer

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WTFWT!

>>54450180
I can't ever catch a good look at the vehicle because he flies through downtown. No cops to be found anywhere despite the fact I can literally throw a rock and hit the police station from my apartment.

>>54450177
DOLE
this my shhh
this my shhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGW75iZoHGQ

>>54450188

Correction Russia and Iran would be seething, India actually would be cool with it too.

>>54450177
fuck no. but the way the market is moving i probably should.

>>54450177
WISH and CLF

>>54450079
What's a girl? Is this a ticker?

>>54450202
What did I tell you, kangaroo market, we'll dump back down to 0% before close

>>54450226
it's an old skateboard company

power hour approaches strap in lads

>>54449917
>rudd
>gillard
was the mid 2000s to mid 2010s the high point for rangas?
they'll never achieve that again

>>54450234
Mercy be upon Bobo if we somehow break into 412 by EOD.

>>54450197
FRC is GME-tier

>>54450247
my body is ready

shower hour
where my NEETs at

>>54450280
shower hour time

>>54450261
Doesn't matter, we're still in the fake and gay phase as far as I'm concerned. It can scam pump all the way to $500, but it's going to end up below $200 eventually.

WALKIN ON A DREAM
HOW CAN I EXPLAIN?

>>54450177
DRIP

here we go

>>54450280
shower hour is 4pm

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>54450169
>Ooops we accidentally inflated our national debt away making all the debt held by other countries worthless while also allowing the US to lower taxes.
That's the fast track to isolating the US.

>>54450188
The biggest problem is the depth of the jungles.
And it's a break-it-you-buy-it problem. The spanish lifestyle expects to be a lazy slave owner unless you're a slave. So everyone who gets a bit rich and free stops working. Plus, the land isn't really good for many crops.
DOW for industrial sized containers of weed killer I suppose.

>>54450317
I reaaally hope all you had to do was copy paste that...

>>54450331
>Corrupt Democrat deep state ironically starts the Golden era of US Isolationist policy.

Stop, I can only get so hard.

>>54450183
i already wanna buy that lol.

smiggers fill me in on the past 72hours
>newfags need not reply

>MFW my MIC bags carried me today

NVDA got that retard strength

>>54450365
crabbing and now power hour
close projected to be between 0.75% and 1.0% green
all on absolutely no news

>>54450331
>US goes to a modern day isolationist policy while leaving Japan, China, and the UK holding bags on decaying US Debt that is quickly losing value meanwhile the US is able to become Energy independent because we literally just sit on Lithium and Oil that we were not using in case we had to go our own way

I am the greatest investor on earth.
12 hours ago futures looks so fucking boring so I bought a bunch. Now I have more money.

You are not as bored as me but maybe you can learn.

>>54450394
If inflation is indeed going to get out of hand and the US dollar is losing value, it makes sense that money would move into stocks hence the pump. Either that or it's aspie algos pumping because "reasons"

>>54450431
I'm never bored and it's actually kind of a problem.

Blackstone is going to rug.

>>54450365
DENN is down
DIN is up

/smg/ is an ihop board now

>>54450331
>isolating the US.
China benefits the most from globalization rn, FUDing with this shit is still pretty optimistic for us.

>>54450365
No news, but we pump anyway.

>>54450457
Why did they ball all those damn single family homes for massive prices? Just to rug?! Makes no fucking sense.

I got too cocky bros

Acuity Brands earning before open.

>>54450400
I sometimes wonder if the Democrats are just pretending to be retarded with all of this tranny shit, and identity politics. I sometimes wonder if they aren't playing 4d chess and actually doing something based behind the scenes. Biden putting up a big chunk of the gulf for drilling was one thing that raised an eyebrow.

>>54450460
>ihop board now
ihop is trash Denny's is ritzy.

>>54450477
lmao

Schizo market must go down

>Car payments are at *all-time* highs:

>Percentage of car buyers who committed to a monthly payment of $1,000 or more:

>Q4 2020: 6.7%
>Q4 2021: 10.5%
>Q4 2022: 15.7% (!)


Is this bullish or bearish?

>>54450491
>Democrats are just pretending to be retarded
They were at first, but the went FULL R, now they don't know the difference...

>>54450477
Silly fool, are you not familiar with the phrase good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell? Might as well hold now until they expire worthless as is tradition and you can come here and lament about how you almost made it on that one trade.

>>54450491
Aww, he's in the bargaining phases.
>>54450496
No! WEN! I Want Baconator!

>>54450503
>1,000/m payment
for a car... Damn, I am a poor fag. Or is this that N rich meme i hear about. Is that true in America?

>>54450448
imo the only thing that really matters broadly is the upcoming fed policy decisions
right now it's pricing in the rate hold and then cuts projected in July or Sept
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
er...i mean JPow gonna pump us because line go up ok, haha lol shitposting is the best

>>54450534
>and then cuts projected in July or Sept
LOL

>>54450521
I put it back into another option and its not going as well :(

>>54450533
>Or is this that N rich meme i hear about. Is that true in America?
Das our sekeret anon, we all be rich niggas in Amerwika.

>>54450533
It's easier to borrow your way to affluence than it is to work your way there. And the sheriff will forclose be it taxes or mortgage without care.

Give us today our daily slurp
And forgive us of shorting.

>>54450534
>cuts projected in July or Sept
Because of the catastrophic crash in June, right?

>>54450503
people are fucking stupid.

>>54450533
people want to look rich, when in reality they are in massive debt.

>>54450529
Oh I'm not bargaining, I'll never vote democrat I'm just trying to find a silver lining to this.

>>54450503
Debtmaxing is real.
>"The only way to truly enjoy life is to have no debt or all debt."

>>54450552
Sell that option you stupid fuck.

>>54450096
>nips taking a real American happening and portraying themselves doing it in a cartoon
ANIME IS FAKE AND
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>54450552
Post your play

>>54450503
Not surprised
I'm trying to buy a used car, the market is fucked
Used to be 2-3k was standard for an ok sedan now it's 5-6k. A lot of cars are gasoline hogs too, V6s and V8s mostly. Not surprising either.

what do I sell puts on help me out

>>54450551
i suspect you didn't even look at the link but that's okay
pretty sure most people don't research and just trade on feelings

>>54450503
inflationary, so it depends what you are invested in
picrel

How has this pump not collapsed yet? wtf

is canned tuna good for you?

Buy GOOG NOW, YOU FUCKS

>>54450636
clown market

>>54450646
In water, not oil.

>>54450620
I used to have a 4.6 liter V8 before covid but switched to a Ford fusion. Thank fuck, because had I kept that truck id easily be spending $100 a week on gas at least.

SLURPERS PUSH NASDAQ GREEN PUMP MY BAGS SLURRPPERSSSS

>>54450651
THANK YOU

>>54450651
>BUY GOOG NOW BEFORE THE GREAT HEEM ARIVES ANY DAY NOW YOU FUCKS

>>54450681
>MUH BEAR MARKET

nasdaq more like dis diq

>>54450692
It's going to pump. Boglebaggies don't care about higher prices.

Imagine buying oil at any time today after the markets opened.

>>54450657
Depends on the oil, olive oil is actually really good for you and is highly recommended. There is a lot of FUD around cooking oil that is unwarranted.

>>54450618

>>54450726
now imagine buying GFAI right at the open

AHAHAHA SLURPERS I CALL UPON THEE GO FORTH AND PUMP THE INDICES

>>54450651
the most brainless tech pick whose primary product is now such watered shit it's best used as a search function for other websites, who missed the punch on AI tech, who are losing space to everyone on cloud, and are universally despised censor happy wankstains
the next facebook event imo

I'm about to fomo into buying calls... just like I said I would

went all in on $SCO just now
oil pump is fake and gay

>>54450751
that is a gamble which would have paid off well, and strangely Thai

>Sell me small cap tech stock I found because NASDAQ dumps and will probably take it with it
>NQ recovers and it pumps 7%
I don't wanna FOMO
I don't wanna FOMO
I don't wanna FOMO
I don't wanna FOMO

Should I FOMO?

>>54450731
Yes, it's usually veg oil in the tuna I think. I use olive oil as a butter substitute in oats daily.

>>54450731
FUD, in FOOD? Anon, you act like the California Growers Association is operated by ... criminals... and would somehow abuse the population using media to sell products grown locally in CA?
FDP

are slim jim's good for you?

>>54450631
If you are referencing the FED forcast link this far out you are the true silly billy anon.

>>54450822
Whoops I was doing that thinking thing again forgive me. Excuse me while I go suck on a lead pipe that should take care of it.

>>54450824
Clearly. You need salt to live.

WTFWT?????????????????????????

>>54450819
It's normally just water and "vegetable stock" which is MSG that cycles your cells require large amounts of... leading to weight gain as the body tries to ensure it doesn't get caught out again without nutrient... didn't I just read this?
Anyway, BMBL?
>>54450835
Have you tried shaving the white and green fuzz onto your foods? The romans said it's exquisite and from my years licking things as a child, I can see why.

ONE MORE HECKIN DIPPERINO TO SLURP

Bears continue to seethe that this market is untouchable.

Why doesn't Fidelity let me roll my calls into puts and vice versa?

dead thread, dead bears

Explain this shit.

PERFECTLY off the 60 minute average. Wild.

>>54450928
money talks, bullshit walks

>>54450928
Gay recession/credit crunch/unemployment FUD is meaningless because new money is always buying into the market. For now it's personal cash on the sidelines, but the moment that runs out it switches to QEbux.

Recovering after holding GUSH through last summer now I just need a SIGA and a SOXL pump

>>54450928
midwits on the internet losing money to wall street after watching youtube videos and clickbait articles about the economic collapse they're so sure of

final ten

>MOC IMBALANCE 500 MLN BUY-SIDE.

>>54450990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>54450993
>it's going to happen again

>>54450990
>>54450997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EdmHSTwmWY

>>54450928
Money printing is back, either the last rate hike was the last or the next will be (the pause) then as data flatlines and or turns down they will pivot to more QE and cuts. The bond market has been telling you this for a year. Stocks on average go up 8-10% in the twelve months after the pause and they go up hundreds of percent with more QE.

The market is a buy at any price cause in the future it is 100% absolutely guaranteed to be worth more at least nominally.

The high IQ professionals who went to the best schools specializing in the field and do this full time for a living for decades are all long. They are not wrong. Over the long term just buying the indexes beats everything else. Sure every now and again some fool will have blind luck and make a load on puts but that’s rare and simply luck.

Buy SPY; it’s absolutely 100% mathematically and legally guaranteed it will go higher.

ok I'm still waiting for that crash, any day now

>>54451009
>Noooo, it's overpriced
>Durr, I'm gonna buy anyway
There never really was any doubt.

>>54451020
shut the fuck up retard

Crisis averted! Stocks have entered into a permanently high plateau!

>>54450993
lol lmao

>>54451023
there's a new Crash?

We close at 412 btw

>>54451020
>PIIIIVVVVOOOOTTTTT!
There shall be no pivot, the rate hikes will continue.

What in tarnation?

>SLURPERS
GONNA SLURP
>SLURPERS
GONNA SLURP
>SLURPERS
GONNA SLURP

>>54450993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

>>54451023
Two more weeks

>>54450928
Stop betting against America you dumb nigger. That's the explanation.

I shouldn't have sold my my small tech stocks, they're all up 5%
I shouldn't have went short on NVIDIA, it recovered

Fuck me

>>54451054
my uncle works at Nintendo, there is not a new crash.

>>54451020
>The high IQ professionals who went to the best schools specializing in the field and do this full time for a living for decades are all long. They are not wrong.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

fuck this gay market

>>54451129
Isnt crash naughty dog?

>>54451143
Anon, "my (insert relative) works at Nintendo" is a 4chan idiom.

>>54451020
This man understands. Everything happening now is a discount. A discount that when the eventual qe comes in will skyrocket. Try to catch a knife if you like but you're going to fail more than you succeed.

>>54451139
The crab is eternal
>ETERNALLY RUINING MY SQQQ CALLS

Someone bake a new thread so we don't have to look at tranime.

>>54451139
Up 6%, probably will be down 3% tomorrow

>>54451139
Not checking

>>54451155
>>54451143 meant crash bandicoot ya goof.
>>54451165
Baking

>>54451139
1.15

>>54451139
Took an L on a DRV bet I made last week, but overall up +0.16%.

>>54451139
Not terribly. Only down 0.8% today. Is this muh economic collapse? Bobos are always wrong. Line always goes up.
t. Still up 20% this month.
Might get back into selling puts to retards for premium.

>>54451136
>Bobo seethes, allocates $1bn short
>Gets clobbered by $15bn in buybacks
>Gets knocked on his ass by $20bn worth of index fund inflows
>Gets pissed on by $50bn in mandatory CTA buying
>Gets shit on by $200bn in emergency Fuck Bobo "lending" from new Fed facility

Sorry, kid, money talks.

>>54451156
>Everything happening now is a discount.
that was at 0% bud... 5% will not be the pause you are looing for.

>>54451020
I love this copypasta

>>54451139
I just stayed cash while watching OIL and BOIL crab the entire day after premarket pump/dump (respectively).

>>54451189
What are you saying? If we go down lower I'm just buying more. If we go higher I'm buying more. If we crab I'm buying more. It's that easy.

>>54451188
MONEY SQUEELS LIKE A PIG WHEN IT IS BEING TRASNFERED FROM YOU TO THE JEW!
Any day now, probably as late as the Fall.

>>54450750
Why?

new
>>54451230
>>54451230

>>54451139
-1.58%

>>54451139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

>>54451139
Shit. Two bad trades in the morning, one retarded trade in the afternoon, then caught some of that afternoon dump and came away with about breakeven for the day.

>>54451223
kek wtf happened here also funny seeing where you work mentioned lmao

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