/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oil bros...

thanks for playing

Banks imploding
World letting go of USD in trade
Petrodollar over

Yet gold is down 9 bucks.

I bought some of a stock but I kind of want it to crash so I can buy more. But I’ll feel bad for having bought the local top.

I sure hope you guys are smarter than me.

>>54439882
because the US has the largest reserves by a huge margin

>>54439856
anons...I don't feel so good right now

Another episode of red futures green close huh? When will bobos finally learn to when to give up?

>>54439920
ridin' with biden

is now the time to panic?

For those wondering; this was made via google finance. Represents both my 401k and E-Trade holdings. I find it easier. The downside; can't update automatically when changes such as share count,divvy,etc happen. Only useful for tracking the price movements of the day. (I also use Quicken for raw net-worth,spending tracking)

America is so fucking dead holy shit

>>54439920
Why would Obama do that?

>>54439934

Alright I fold, the USA fud is too strong

How can I safely long chang/ivan from burgerland

>>54439920
Aren't most of those currencies dogshit anyways? Imagine India paying Xi in rupees, only for Xi to find out they can't be redeemed for anything. That'd be hilarious.

>>54439882
It was propped up a lot by banking crisis fear. Look at GDXJ computer or similar. That's your more levelheaded gold indicator.

I’m inexplicably sad all of a sudden.

In relation to equities of course.

+2% on nasdaq by open. Calling it

>>54439954
Just get foreign ETFs and hold foreign currency. Gold and PMs, BTC and ETH.

>>54439920
quick, dispatch the homosexual hegemony force.

>>54439920
The worrying parts aren't the paltry amounts of non-dollar trade. The worrying parts are the diplomatic and trade channels being established in the first place. Like a newly grown artery just starting to pump blood; any ramp up later on is 10x easier.

>>54439968
Political control, ports, bases, you can use local currencies for lots of stuff anywhere.

>>54439920
>>54439934
>>54439944
the only american itt, the rest are thirdies

>>54439944
WOW THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS EATING LESS FAST FOOD
THIS IS SO HECKING CHUNGUS BULLISH

>>54439934
Maybe Biden can win back the entire Middle East by sending another all-Jewish delegation to nag them about tranny rights and obnoxious WaPo columnists getting what they fucking deserve.

>>54439968
The rupee is backed by gold my basterd. What is yours backed by? Jews?

>>54439856
OILBROS
WE ARE FUCKING BACK
I JUST HELD
I DIDNT SELL

>>54439882
good luck eating shiny pretty rocks

>>54439979
man, all this news about equities im reading everyday is making me sad too. equities arent what they used to be. the future of equities isnt looking too good. I had a lot of hopes and dreams for equities and its slowly going away. the market is feeling real cold and empty. all the equities that were once full of life now feel like dust.

Give me something that will moon or crash hard tomorrow

Oil is heading to $100 . Oil barons WAGMI

>using oil as a short on fast food

>>54439954
Literally just do VT or VXUS. It's not that hard

>>54440023
Long OIL with a x15 leverage or you will ngmi

>>54440023
You see that pump of AI dogshit like MU and C3 the last few days? If it's indeed window dressing for hedge funds at the end of quarter, they'll drop it all in favor of XOM, OXY, etc. tomorrow. At least that's what I'll be watching in terms of fireworks.

>>54440023
SOXS
SOXS
SOXS
SOXS

>>54440025
I think it may be time to price in a global recession

>>54439939
I used Google Finance to track my son's portfolio up until I moved it into an E*TRADE watchlist. The Google Finance ones is a little better in some respects but I like to keep as much in one place as possible, and at that time I didn't have a brokerage account of my own.

>>54440008
Oh no
I forgot to buy

>>54440051
Good news: The US will become oil independent
Bad news: It'll be because demand dropped from 19 mbpd to 12mbpd

all signs are pointing to a blood red monday
therefore we will be green

Celebrating my gain on oil with fancy luxury dinner

Can I expect a pleasant mooning action for my oil stocks on Monday? I have another 5 shares of shell and 5 of pbr on fidelity. Or is this just an etf kind of thing

>futures
Tech bros...

>>54440094
>You will probably see those numbers 100x within the next 2 decades

>yields

>>54440107
Holy shit...

>>54440036
Okay which oil stock specifically and how long should I set the Call options for?
>>54440038
I see...
>>54440041
Source?

>>54440108
BTW you re out of job fren https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1642647086150701058

>McDonald's closes all of its US offices and cancels in-person meetings this week as it prepares to layoff corporate staff - after CEO warned 'difficult decisions' will be made

More like the easiest decision ever made. AI retail is going to replace all the cashiers

when is uranium gonna moon ?

>>54440120
noonstork

>>54440018
Gold is a store of wealth. If you are wealthy enough to have gold you also have an estate that will feed you through tough times. (You) don't need to wrap your little brain arround the price of gold you will be robbed for it anyway.

>>54439944
Their prices got way too high.

>>54440131
smart to not close laptop lid to keep session open.

>>54440124
I won't eat at McDonalds until AI replaces the cooks that spit in my food because I'm white.

>>54440123
>>54440124
Will be interesting to see MCD tomorrow, especially since it's a large part of the Dow.

>>54440115
Yields are green and green is good. R-right?

>>54439968
Indian is counting on Xi doing the needful and not redeeming.

India and China both hold lots of gold and are neighbors. Why the hell would they trade in a failed empires fiat currency?

Fortunately for the US there are enough resources and capability to make almost all the shit we need with stuff from here though we have offshored so much it’s gonna be a massively inflationary event when the dollar is dropped.

still havnt gotten any answers yet from you bops,
DCA into bond ETFs this year a good play?
They are beaten down and on sale till rates go down again

Every stock is up 30-100% since October 2022

>>54440164
Mcd will keep minorities in those positions like welfare but specifically to spit and cul in your honkey food.

Stop the pump now!

>>54439944
Dinner for a family of four at McDonald’s costs as much today as the same meal at a fancy restaurant did in the 90s.

shidding and farding because Tesla missed on deliveries

>>54440201
not BITF
h-haha

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7I4kSpS43o

Oy vey, the samurai knows!

>>54440191
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

And that's what fucks you if you stay in "safe" Treasury bond ETFs.

>>54440185
>thinks economic hardship is from not having shit
>doesn’t know economic hardship and famine is caused because it’s profitable to send that shot elsewhere

You’re white, huh?

>>54439882
>Banks imploding
No they aren't
>World letting go of USD in trade
Overstated
>Petrodollar over
It's not

Better luck next time bearbro

>>54439920
you just know all these countries will instantly turn around and buy USD with whatever shit currency they traded for

>>54440232
I think the etfs are a mix of corporate and tbills and shit.

>>54440094
is this real?

>>54440251
Time for your applesauce and lactulose, boomer

>>54440252
Depends on the ETF, but yes, something like SHY is different from something like HYG is different from something like BND. Going all in on BND and AGG gets you dumped on by the Feds and gypped by corporate spreads blowing out from the credit crunch and heemed by high yield defaults.

At least until real QE shows up. But then that's likely to set off gigainflation.

>>54439968
I agree.
This is going to backfire swimmingly for us,
The almighty dollar still has at least a century left

>>54440265
go ahead and renounce your citizenship and move to guangzhou or ryazan. you are from the west, right?

>>54440232
>https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance
explain me like i m a frog fren

>>54440281
Im thinking hjust buy at these historic lows, we are teetering on the edge of collapse as-is so I dont foresee mega rape hikes happening. I do however see them admitting we are in a recession at some point in a couple years or so and going back to zero rates, at least for a time

>>54440253
as much as this one. welcome to 2023

>>54440289
The dollar dying is good for America. The international financial system is designed to suck America and as many other places as possible dry.

>>54440251
And what if the dumbfucks in Washington are so busy jerking themselves off over Trump indictments they get blindsided again like they did today? That some Sunday half the oil producers on the planet suddenly say "local currencies, yuan, or gold only. 6 month exemption for Euros from the EU."

We'd be fucking dead, bro.

>>54440289
yes and pay 100k of capital gain when you give back your passport

Why do the retards itt unironically think that only BRICS wants off the USD? LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD wants a divorce with the US. As the saying goes, being america's enemy is dangerous, but being its friend is deadly. America constantly coups "allied" nations in various ways, from psyops and propaganda to enact brain drain and other society destruction via the CIA, to financial attacks such as japan's artificial bubble. They also commonly fund terrorist organizations to destabilize governments they don't like, even that of so-called allies, such as in south america.
Meanwhile, dependency on the USD has weakened everyone but the US (obviously) and everyone's been trying to find a way out for quite a while.

>>54440294
https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/projecting-the-debt-ceilings-impact

Assuming we don't default, once that treasury general account hits $0, Yellen will need to refill it via about $500 billion in treasury auctions.

>>54440289
Go ahead and let your kids get groomed. You’re from the west, right?

>>54440321
Cuz they are

>shills
>boomers
>retarded

Mostly the last

>>54440302
I would hate to be the mexican that has to repo a burrito 2 months later.

>>54440301
Well like I said, you're gambling on QE rather than fundamental strength in the bonds. And in this case that may mean you get cuts to 0% rates with 5% or higher inflation. In that scenario bondholders become the bagholders of the century.

>>54440321
>financial attacks such as japan's artificial bubble
I just want to know what the deal is with them going around the Russian price cap. That's both unexpected and terrifying in the implications.

>>54440183
Is it even possible for yields to invert more?

I got a feeling that all of the huge layoffs happening lately is a bullish sign for the BIG crash in the next few months and the billionaire jews all know its coming.

Reminder that UK tax year starts on the 6th. But you'll have 24 hours to use this news before the four-day weekend.

>>54439968
Don't provoke the schizos, Anon.

>>54440350

>>54440374
We should unironically hope so because it's when the yield curve *uninverts* that you have an imminent recession (on the order of >>54440376)

>>54440350
How risky are bonds tho? Debtors get paid first when a corporation goes bust, and Tbills get paid with free money

>>54440381
I mean I DO want to know what a multi currency exchange system would look like. Frankly I wouldn't trust any of these third world nations "abandoning" the USD to have any payment worth a damn. Sure Brazil can use their exports as payment, but what the fuck does South Africa, Mico(dick)nesia, India offer?

>>54440382
Back in the long, long ago you could park money with the treasury for, say, 30 years and get 5 or 10% interest over that time. Real interest. Inflation adjusted. Risk free. Boomers had it good.

>>54440393
>Tbills get paid with free money
The risk with treasuries is not that they will say "fuck off, you get $0". It's that you're repaid in Krugmanbux. Worthless, Venezuela tier currency.

>>54440321
>LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD wants a divorce with the US.
And they can keep dreaming, the US dominates the world along with China, the only 2 relevant countries. Microsoft, Google, Apple, Facebook, Instagram are all American. The only alternative to desktop computers are Chinese machines running Linux. And for phones you would have to avoid Android and iOS and make something from scratch. Oh, and payment processing? Both VISA and Mastercard are American companies, along with PayPal. Want to buy something online? Both eBay and Amazon are American as well. I challenge any non-American to go a single day of their life without generating money for a single American company. Only the Chinese are able to do so if they wanted.

>>54440094
>Uses oil profits to produce natural gas
impressive

>>54440417
whats the best way to hedge against hyperinflation currency collapse?

>>54440419
>tell everyone you never left the usa without telling everyone you left usa

Kys, Cletus

>>54440419
>BUT WE HAVE FACEBOOK

>>54440434
Not being anywhere near the hyperinflation currency collapse in question.

>>54440419
>Facebook, Instagram
>AMERICANS PRETENDING FACEBOOK AND FUCKING INSTAGRAM CAN OFFSET THE ENTIRE PLANET ABANDONING THE USD

>>54440443
>>54440447
I also mentioned VISA, Mastercard and PayPal if you weren’t paying attention. Go ahead and get rid of your credit cards, you won’t.

>>54440455
>other countries don’t have credit and debit cards

Sheriff!!!!!! We got another retard!!!!

>>54440447
this. USD is the official currency of butt sex. like it or not every country has a demand for butt sex. USD is undefeatable.

>>54440327
>https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/projecting-the-debt-ceilings-impact
Thx i read it and understood nothing. i will stick with internet token gamble

I missed the bottom :(
Why bother buying now, they will pull the rug soon

zt0NFK2L is making me bearish...
We still have a ton of retards to liquidate

>>54440374
like they done in 1970 when there was inflation ? yes.

>>54440419
>And they can keep dreaming,
Yes, that's the key issue: not if they want it, but if they will be able to do it. But the retarded posts are all like "yeah, nobody wants that. Who'd do business with BRICS they're just shitholes!" even though, let alone C, B is the 6th or so biggest economy in the world, and I is quite significant as well, for just another example.
>Microsoft, Google, Apple, Facebook, Instagram are all American
None of them actually produce anything of value, though. If facebook died tomorrow, the US would be fucked due to 300k people suddenly being without work, but nobody else would be affected one bit. Hell, that might give some breathing rooms for real companies to start offering real products again.
That's beside the fact that anyone can do without things like social media, in fact you can do without modern computers (something like a CP/M is enough to completely operate each computerized system in a modern economy, in fact many similar computers are doing just that right now).
You say muh ebay muh amazon, but amazon is just a worse-priced alibaba nowadays. There are things like mercado livre and jd.com and such. There are plenty of alternatives. Same for payment processors and phones and desktops.
Once again, none of that is actually needed, for example every store has a webpage with a sales form nowadays.
And that's beside how modern computers and tech and tech companies are not like water and food and oil, they can be cut off very quickly.

>>54440465
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_Inc..
>Visa is one of the world's most valuable companies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastercard
>Mastercard Inc. (stylized as MasterCard from 1979–2016, mastercard from 2016–2019) is the second-largest payment-processing corporation worldwide
We own your entire economy nigger.

Summertime blues coming sooner than expected

>>54440476
Just buy shorts

>>54440475
Imagine your boss was being a cunt and withholding your paycheck. He does this for months and months as you draw down your checking and savings accounts and max out your credit cards to pay rent and groceries and shit, yeah?

Eventually he relents, sends you the money for your multiple paychecks, and his company goes bankrupt.

>>54440321
>MUH BRICS
BRICS literally less powerful than the Triparthite pact of WWII. Russia and China aren't even allies. You think China and INDIA are gonna get anything accomplished? And people talk about adding Saudi Arabia into the group, which currently has Iran...might as well add Israel to drive up tension
>muh CIA
shitskin spotted. CIA isn't the reason why your home country is a disaster, Paco

>>54440515
Why are people as dumb as you allowed on this site anyway?

I love oil

>>54440134
This
What the fuck happened. Eating at a proper local restaurant is about the same where I live.

>>54440488
>gps for a 200g steak
This cant be real

>>54440533
You can't disprove my point. BRICS has no teeth. The dollar is so integral to the global economy, nothing else really competes. And people love to talk about the Yuan and how so many countries do business with China, but China's peak will last much shorter than America's peak because of their looming demographic crisis.

>>54440557
Zeihan please, you've been wrong about everything this last year

>>54440488
lol what the fuck

>>54440488
OI M8 U GAWT A LOICENCE TA BUY THAT BEEF INNIT?!

Friendly reminder to go all in gold miners.

>>54440547
feel the pain of europoor

>>54440557
>BRICS has no teeth

I'm no fan of ZOG, but BRICS is acting like a "strong independent wimmyn" who don't need no man. Yet, they remain in our countries. If only we COULD divorce ourselves from the world. Close off immigration, bring back industry, etc. They'd come crawling back (not like we'd want them). But the US will continue to destroy itself from within. The tranny decadence will continue.

Uploading the new update now. Bitchute is such shit I had to abandon it. Made a new youtube accoount

>>54440543
im chatting a sheboon on a dating site rn, i want to 69 her anus into my mouth

>CHINA (MAR) CAIXIN CHINA PMI MFG ACTUAL: 50 VS 51.6 PREVIOUS; EST 51.4

Ha, eat shit, Chinks.

>>54440601
>made a new youtube account
Maybe you should try VK

>>54440625
literally looks like shit puke diahhrea

BLOW OFF TOP
>futures

>>54440601
>Can't do anything right
Pathetic. I hope you're still holding *some* form of gold exposure, retard.
Have you considered trying to have people help?

>>54440625
As much as I hate youtube nobody does it better than them

>>54440638
Maybe in 2006 lmao Literally everything else is better than them now.

>>54440650
no.

uh oh moomoo stinkies
i smell a big fat dump this week you dumb smell stinky moomoos

>>54440657
It dumps in the morning, from profit taking
Then it bottoms, and everyone fomos back in, so it goes back up

>>54440557
Lmao, what’s ukraine then? What happened in hong Kong? What will happen in Taiwan? Kys Cletus.

Will OXY reach 70 by April 28th?

>>54440625
India was a mistake

Faceberg going to moon, twitter is on the ropes

When's the big /NQ short? I'm guessing at 14000.

>was sitting in the old thread for half an hour waiting for a new thread to be made when it was up this whole time

FRESH UPDATE
https://youtu.be/qjdoIKGr4fk
https://youtu.be/qjdoIKGr4fk
https://youtu.be/qjdoIKGr4fk

Can you hear it calling in the air tonight?

wtf futures cRabbiNG?

>>54440709
Wasn't OXY just a unique situation which made it easy for Buffet to get into the market? Aren't there far better alternatives?

>>54440727
subbed

>>54440722
early bakers are worse than jews

>>54440727
I'm your second subscriber I hope you will give me some of that money when this makes you rich

>>54440727
serena says watch ! good work !!!!

>>54440761
Yeah, pretty sure at some point he said basically "I'm only going for OXY because it's large and liquid enough. If I were just starting out, there are dozens of better small cap energy plays."

>futures

>>54440665
we will be below October lows shortly

>>54440671
>What's Ukraine?
NATO, a treaty org spearheaded by the US, absolutely stonewalling Russia while China sits on the sideline, urging peace and at one point openly saying "China and Russia aren't allies". Did you see the Coalition of the willing? How many countries came together to help the US in Iraq? Russia dreams they can get 1/10th the support
>What will happen in Taiwan
Russia will be in not condition to help. India has no obligation or need to help. Iran, lol.

>>54440761
Buffet wants oxy because it's esg meme haven. Female ceo, c02 scrubber and filter business. Sequestration of some minor amount. It's entirely a meme that oxy is milking but buffet wants that over the actual real oil companies.

Need fininacial advice from an smg analyst

>>54440779
I didn't need to see that.

>>54440761
>>54440787

they also own chevron......

>Oil back to 80
This sucks. The market dips are probably just gonna get slurped again though

>>54440779
Imagine taking a shit and it's crawling back in. Must feel great. Kinda like watching Rockers video up until now. 3 mins in already contemplating suicide here.

>>54440761
COP and HAL

>>54440796
My apologies, ill make sure to have it happen again

>>54440795
>not a single hedge
i advise you to hold through 4/20/2023 and get real high

USD is backed by aircraft carriers.
TFW we are rapidly approaching the era of US privateering of Chinese oil tankers in the gulf of oman

>>54440727
No notepad, no watch. simple as.

>>54440832
GODDAMN think of the possibilities. shipping arms races, convoys, submarine supertankers. the mind boggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY

>>54440887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

>>54440761
>>54440776
>>54440797
>>54440811
Okay so as a poorfag looking to make a gain off this oil pump, what should I go for?
Just 20 of HAL 4/28 $38 calls for a 1000+ gain if it goes above 38 dollars?

I'M TAKING FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE WORD INDICES. THIS IS A NEW LOW FOR ME. FUUUUUCK.

>>54440916
How do you pronounce indices?

>>54440916
"indy-seas"

>>54440916
he can't even hold a job bro, genuinely don't take advice from rocker

>>54440933
in-dah-sez

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't immediately filter trip/avatarfags. shameful.

If china attacked Taiwan we would do nothing. We can't sanction them without hurting our own economy. We don't have the manpower to fight against the Chinese. We don't have to oil to fight a war against a super country . we are fucked

>>54440832
>YOU CAN'T DO THIS WE WILL UHHHHH NUKE YOU!!!!1
Yeah, I'm starting to think it is over USD bros

>>54440947
you wish

>>54440915
20% gain seems kinda steep

>>54440947
Kamala wouldn't take that sitting down, uh uh.

>>54440974
>futures

>futures

>>54440947
You know what's right next to Taiwan? The Phillipines
Watch this video and tell me why the chinese would want to be closer to these monkeys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj8qOMXFzs

>>54439856
>>54440008
Oil bros. It's good to be back.

>>54440601
>>54440625
>>54440638
>>54440650
https://odysee.com/

so tech is going down tomorrow because increase in oil price will increase the value of USD?

what will happen to my BABA calls if they split up into IPOs...

>futures

>>54441144
>BABA calls

>>54441083
Increase in oil=increase in operating expenses. Honestly though you're right nobody cares the dip will just be slurped

>>54440940
>in-dah-sez
You're both wrong, it's
In-da-seas

>>54441157
yes i like to make money trading, how about u

>>54441166
For me, it's unda-da-seas

>>54441144
IPOs take time. You will have plenty of times to sell

>>54441021
Its technically better than the homeless, but even now some of those fuckers are too good to clean out the trash and instead because they are american gods they just get given free shit to sell for more drugs

What platform will let me short COIN?

>>54440475
Tell me about internet tokens. I’m interested in link and sad that I’m too poor for miladys.

>>54440120
>>54440036

I play these leveraged ETFs ATM:
NRGU
OILU
ONG
GUSH

All this chatter about the USD. But what about the Korean Won. Coupang is bullish in a 5-year projection.

>>54441251
The only Korean investment endorsed by /smg/ is $KPOP.

>>54440727
Thanks
I'm sad I didn't get a a mention though... I worked really hard over March

>>54441021
they have a lot of territorial claims to islands and corral reefs in between the 2 countrys

>>54440727
Also, kek, this was the recommended video that auto-played after your update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwHTqTXvig

>>54440845
yup, i prefer old school rocker

>>54441166
in-de-sees

>>54441266
You can stream K-Pop with a Coupang subscription. Maybe you should gather and all become users and investors! :D

>>54440974
Holy milkers do we go up or down tomorrow.

God I want to fuck those tits.

>>54441194
Kek

I might have actually made a smart trade...
My TQQQ calls got stoplossed on Friday during that dump just before close... so I turned around and bought some puts. I might successfully swing both ways

>>54441194
Kek

>>54441208
But I want to hold until 2025. That's why i bought 2 year LEAPS.

>>54441362
Tough shit

Alright lads simple poorfag bet here, bout two fiddy in total this is as much as I'm willing to lose rn since i wanna build a PC soon. If they go up... I make a lot!!!!! If they go down, I lose 200, if that's the case so be it

>>54441362
well BABA won't be BABA anymore. You're basically getting what's left (that's still called BABA in the end) after Xi carves up all the "growthier" pieces up for IPOs for speculators to bid up.

>>54441369
>>54441208
ChatGPT is way more useful than 4chan. You guys are subhumans

If the call option is on the company as a whole and the split results in the creation of new, separately traded entities, the options contract might be adjusted to account for the new entities. In some cases, the option may be split into multiple options, each representing the right to buy shares of one of the new entities. This process is known as a "split-off."

Alternatively, the terms of the option contract may stay the same, and the option holder may be entitled to receive shares in each of the newly created entities, typically on a pro-rata basis, based on the terms of the split.

>>54441375
>poorfag
>options
Like clockwork

>>54441400
yeah and there was something else before that and it was called "search engine"

I just trade. I don't hold sh!t for longer than a week desu so I wouldn't care.

I bought some KR brand popcorn to save some money
I like the flavor, but it's kind of... chewy, idk
Invest accordingly

>>54441404
What so I should just buy standard shares instead? Nah that's lame and there's no point in getting leaps since this is a temp moon then after-crab

>>54441414
Search engines are kind of bad for those types of questions. You have to read like 5 pages of text and it might not even answer it.

Also, 1 week trades are just gambling and generally too time intensive to be worth doing unless you have millions. Good luck with that!

John rocker is retarded and cant speak english despite being white

>>54441416
Its poisoned with the gay

>>54439856
You vill sell the options
You vill collect a credit
And you vill be happy

Biden bros how long until we can drain more SPR barrels to cuck these oil longs?

>>54441423
You just have to have good googlefu. I was always getting results my friends/peers/coworkers could never get.

>time intensive ... needs millions
millions? kek nah bruh, probably around 250K. I only started trading off and on when I hit that after several years of waging and long term holds starting paying off. But after I crossed 500K and then clownworld accelerated it was just too damn lucrative.

Just do simple risk management and probabilistic trades around support and resistance. Take some profit at the start to pay for the initial position, and cut losses quick. Simple as.

I did keep some NRGU/OILU/ONG/GUSH that I didn't sell last week though that I initiated two weeks ago. Hopefully Crude Oil doesn't just fill the gap overnight so I can dump them in the morning.

>>54441486
IDK man , i have META calls i bought in november. 600%. One trade. Long term plays are the best since you dont have to think or put effort in beyond a bit of monitoring of the stock. I wouldnt have commented if you said monthly, that's at least semi long enough for a real trend to occur. Daily moves are essentially random, and a week is still pretty random. If it works it works, but this is also a weirdly kangaroo market. I doubt it will work for much longer

>>54440795
Why would you buy options here? Unless you have a edge on those calls I'd honestly would say spamming debit spreads, or credit spreads would be better since you could be a little wrong but still collect a net profit if you wait.
Honestly too with some of those stocks I'd just wheel them like AMD but I wouldn't touch GOOGL with a ten-foot pool.

I just wanna get rich quick without working for it, bros :^(

>>54441521
I forgot I could buy options here…
If Schwab won’t let me short COIN, I can put some money in robinhood and buy puts

>>54441528
Wheel a good stock or spam a bunch of short Put Condors on the indexes with 15-30 days out. Won't be quick but it's unlikely you'd implode your account in a single session.

>>54441507
That's because the market is random. currently there is no trend; S&P500 has been 4000+/-200 for 3-5 quarters now. 0DTE has only enhanced the crab and it's just going to be more of this intraday pump-dump-pump-dump. I just come in and grab a quick gain and leave. No one sector lasts more than maybe several weeks at most.

The bank sh!t was real awsome though. MCB was ~40% when I caught that at 23 last week. Can't wait what this OPEC+ fall out does this week. Just have a stock scanner and you just make a bunch of plays.

So if the market changes its behavior so will I. Last time I really had a long term position was AMD-TSLA in 2010s to 2018. The only thing that's "long term" for me are rolling any unused cash into T-bills and a $250K position in PCG from last year.

>>54441533
I would say it may prove to more wise to just do a put debit spread, limited risk but still gives you overall downside exposure.
IF you have capital to burn I would highly recommend doing a Put Back Ratio Spread. It would allow you to gain unlimited downside in gains but if COIN goes up you collect a net credit just in case.

Why are futures Red? Aren't we in a bull market now?

Like how am I supposed to tell whether were in a bull or bear market?

>>54440821
Cant remember the last time I wasn't high

>>54441578
>Aren't we in a bull market now?
bloody monday, everyone was just moving their money out of banks.

>>54441543
I'll try my best.

>>54439856
What oil ETF should I buy at open?

>>54441578
>Like how am I supposed to tell whether were in a bull or bear market?
Watch and learn

>>54441400
Already knew that, just didnt want to share. He wanted to act like a bitch so he got a bitch answer. Still not sure how chat gaypt is any different than a basic bitch search engine from 2005 but here we are.

>people like this still exist

The bottom is not in until the stock cult religions go away.

>>54441634
isn't madonna too old to have children?

Is clown market over yet? Is it safe to care about the price action again?

>>54441572
I’ll read about that when I have more time.

>>54441572
Did you end up moving to Russia?

>>54441645
Thats not her baby, thats her current adrenochrome hit.
>webm not related
But.
>futures

>>54441649
>Is clown market over yet?

>>54441649
it hasn't even begun

Are we going up or down tommorow?

I went all in on TQQQ calls, am I okay?

If the dollar shits the bed, would it take everything denominated in dollars down with it? Or would assets appear to appreciate in value as the dollar loses value?

>>54441683
Assets would pump to infinity.

>>54441661
>Did you end up moving to Russia?
Sorta kinda still planning on it but need to finish university first. That said after the summer I'll be done but depending how things go with the war it's honestly a toss-up given sanctions and what have you making such a move difficult...
Plus even though IBKR still works in Russia using it with the banks there would also prove to be hard thus the main means of making shekels over there would be frustrated somewhat.

That said worst case I either stay in Italy as I am now or I aim to go to Japan and ALT max via JET with the savings I have.

>>54441649
THE PUMPING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Buy SQQQ

>>54441667
>>54441672
>>54441711
Oh, okay then.

>>54441711
The only pumping that will be happening for the foreseeable future will the pumping i do while i invert your anus with my massive dick.

>>54441709
I forgot jet was a thing. Too bad I never finished my batchelors.

Alt max?

>Hello why is futures
>Well they are being red
>No I will not hold
>Thank you I will wait

>>54441572
We've been over this. Spreads are jewish scams.

>>54441463
>Monday's announced sale will likely temporarily push the reserve below its current level of about 372 million barrels, its lowest level since 1983.

>The DOE said bids on the oil are due on Feb. 28 and that the oil would be delivered from April 1 to June 30.
-https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-sell-26-mln-bbls-oil-reserves-mandated-by-congress-2023-02-13/

>>54441755
>Alt max
ALT as in Assistant Language Teacher,
In short it's a pretty kino 35 hours a week teaching gig with little really expected from you but if you actually try getting a direct hire position isn't that tough. Issue is most normies aren't autistic enough to attempt such a thing.

>>54441767
>Spreads are jewish scams
Not really, it's just a defined risk strategy which yes it gives limited profit but it protects aginst losses.
As for the commission issue just use a better broker who won't charge out the ass on the contracts. IBKR and Tastyworks are pretty good that this for example.

>>54441610
GUSH, USO, NGRU

>>54441792
I feel like this is the equivalent of the Roman empire hosting games in the colosseum with free bread to distract the citizens from rapid societal decay.

>>54441792
the entire biden administration should be executed for high treason.

>futures

>>54441673
lol

Oil princesses getting uppity again.
Remember the play. Short oil, lever up on tech.
Oil princesses must be again BUCK BROKEN

>>54441809
Personally I'd think the football and basketball games we host in arenas are filling that role but, yeah, the fundamentals aren't looking good.

>>54441812
Well, uh, be that as it may, they will still have 340m or so barrels to dump come election year. Possibly 100m less than that if storage is fucked.

>>54441666
Checked lol

>>54441818
I own oil and soxl

i have never lost

>>54441812
Sad part is they only did this for political posturing and re-election. Which is not what the SPR is for. I've stopped trying to make sense of this world. It is designed to drive you insane.

>>54441809
>I feel like this is the equivalent of the Roman empire hosting games in the colosseum with free bread to distract the citizens from rapid societal decay.
No, that would be "culture wars" garbage. Fist pumping moments for things of literally zero consequence.

>>54441666
fake

>>54441854
>No, that would be "culture wars" garbage.
Wokies tearing down statues are a lot like early Christians trashing lame and passe pagan shit.

Bulls be like
hurrr durrrrrr line goes up hurrr durr pivot incoming

>>54441869

>>54441533
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUTS AND SHORTS AND I KNOW WHAT SHORTS ARE WHAT THE FUCK I HATE BEING STUPID

Alright

So we're in a new quarter and tech is going to sell off BIGLY, just like it did literally last year. P. crazy. Anyway.

Tesla will probably go down 50%, but sumer tesla will go up 100% because lithium going down in cost means that tesla will have a good quarter on construction material costs, meanwhile oil going way up will be seen as good for tesla's longterm prospects.

>>54439920
Biden has literally destroyed the USA. And that's a good thing (not for me tho)

>Futures

this is gonna be a hell of a week. Looks like people already moved their money into stocks from banks and tapped out...

>>54441877
I think shorting is like buying a regular a share but if the stock goes down you make gains. So basically like a Put but just not an option Contract

BANKING

>>54441818
We've actually all already agreed to pump then crab oil tomorrow while tech falls then crabs. It's already priced in unfortunately so make sure you double check what you're holding rn

>>54440447
Fake filename. This is a glownigger post.

i sold SU +10% ago
i wonder if i''ll be able to buy back in time

>>54440210
I always got the double quarter pounder w/cheese & onions only, large fries and drink combo with 10 piece nuggets and I got that for years. That shit used to be way cheaper than $10.

Now, can't do that anymore...I miss it, it was convenient for working long shifts on weekends.

>>54441948
>>54441948

Guess I will spend the final moments of USA listening to vaporwave and other weird niche music. Feels surreal to be witnessing what could be a historical period of time...

https://youtu.be/5uetDrth1q4

>>54441673
Unironically readjust and go all in on DVN & HAL.

>>54441952

>>54441937
When I worked at the beach at summer I would work 10 hour shifts sometimes with next to no chance of getting food since I worked a parking lot solo. I wpuld drive to work, and get a hardys Frisco thickburger combo for something like 5.63 using my student id to get the combo. I dont think I could even get the fries and drink for 5.63 anymore

>be driven to drink by woke agenda
>go to the store to drown sorrows in some BUD
>see their new tranny on spokesperson plastered on the bottle

Wet cat market

>>54441342
This is a 8/10 woman in America.

What stocks do I buy to try to survive the USD going into hyperinflation?
Shares of a company has to be better than holding federal reserve notes that get printed into infinity, right?

>>54442422
buy banks that will survive

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>>54442810
just woke up bro

>>54442290
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>>54442810
I moved to the new thread, loser.

>>54441877
You borrow and immediately sell a stock. Then you buy and return the stock. That's shorting a stock. That's why the GME squeeze would fuck hedgeies because they would have to buy back at a much higher price