/biz/ - Business & Finance

i shorted tesla on thursday and kept my positions open overnight. How F"d am i ?

Get your exercise /smg/gers, you're not doing fuck else today.

>>54434877
You're going to make money. The TSLA report is bearish. Inventory building despite price cuts.

>>54434877
RIP bozo I'm smoking on your pack rn

>>54434877
These OPEC cuts are bullish for TSLA. You're probably fucked.

OPEC deez nuts

>>54434877
Retail will pump it in the pre-market, but it finishes the day blood red once reality sets in.

>>54434920
ill just have to hold on to my knickers then

>>54434906
Wrong. People think paying more for gas beats running out of battery in tha hood.

>>54434877
ongoing credit crunch will undo most of tsla's p/e

>>54434890
I'll be doing no such thing I'll be playing video games all day

Like it or not we're going higher.

>>54434890
In the gym right now. Could only do 3 sets of squats. Need to roll out my hip muscles since they pulling on my it band.

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

oh elon

>>54434960
I can't do squats it always fucks up my back. I do those standing leg push back things though. And my 5k time is below 8 min pace

I need to make some money this week so i can buy a new monitor. whats a safe way to make 300-400 with about 40k.

>>54434956

>>54434987
never forget fundamentals always win long term

I need to make money to buy a new monitor. What is going to pump next week?

>>54434999
well until i can buy starklink or spacex i guess it'll be tsla

>>54434999
tesla's market cap is 35% lower than this atm

What's your 3-5 year plan? My goal is to add more to my portfolio to meet the remainder of my mortgage and then pay off my house as fast as possible. 60k left on my house and 30k in my non ira accounts.

just had some spam burgers and they were fucking delicious

>>54434890
Based advice, already did today. My Sundays are a mobility and stretching focus.

>>54435009
SQQQ

>>54435013
doesn't this technically count as battery
>>54435016
nice anon, cheap burgers made at home in an air fryer are my staple
>>54435015
3-5 years I plan to save up at least $200k in cash/stock that I can either sit on more or use to buy a house if I find a woman and housing prices are actually good

>>54435020
you forgot to add
>futures

>>54434990
Squats shouldnt affect your back at all unless you are swinging it by letting your chest slip forward or butt winking. Tight hammies can pull on the hammies though even if you do the motion right and you might attribute that to the squat.

>>54435056
Naw its happened like four times over the course of my entire life even with a personal trainer. for whatever reason it'll go well for a few months and then I get really bad lower back pain. My legs look great but for whatever reason squats/deadlifts fuck me. My cable rows are at 180 pounds though

>>54435009
I just heard that monitor sales may increase by 1. Plan accordingly.

I could never actually afford to invest my money until now. I know fuck all about investing. What's my best option on slowly and steadily growing my wealth? I've been looking into ETFs.

>>54435037
Yes and heaven help her if the wagie was actually hurt. Remember the price for harming another man's slave who was just doing their honest god given job was steep.

>>54435068
See ortho and diagnose the problem because if its not muscles/tendons its your spine about to go off like a bonenade

>>54435015
Stacking USD unfortunately. I'm not buying any of this manipulated market shit. The market WILL give me cheapies on some of these 600+ p/e generational holds, that never even dropped, or the housing market will fall and I'll buy a house in cash, but not both. After buying house, immediately get a loan against it and invest in VOO or something like that.

>>54435078
How old are you. Yes this is important. You want to take more risks when you are young and have time to recover. Build wealth in younger years and then switch to preserve wealth in your later years. That being said don’t be a retard about it.

>>54434960
Really chud? Spending all that time in the gym is a waste and also is turning you into a transphobe bigot.

>>54435124
26
I am mostly a safe and conservative kind of person, so I was thinking some long term investments where I would dump some % of my monthly wage and it would slowly grow as I age. Not sure if that's the correct approach though, I want to read up on some things once I have time.

>>54435146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGYpVUgFTfQ

>>54435037
>3-5 years I plan to save up at least $200k
Nice. I can optimistically save 20k per year after IRA, HSA, 401k contribs but realistically only 12-15k due to life and fishing.

>>54435152
For this, VOO/VTI is the answer

>>54435146
>I could go to the gym but ...
Biggest load of cope in the world for being a lazy lanklet

Gloat all you want mumu but as soon as the rate cut/pauses happens that's when the real pain happens.

>>54435175
This guy needs to hurry up and kill himself

Don't forget mumu, you should have sold on Friday. Next week we red. Women love bad boy bobo's

>>54435146
Its how I remain healthy enough to pay for her transition

>>54435152
>26
So your young enough to set your screeners for more risky funds. Don’t go too conservative right now. You will miss out on growth. Also don’t fall into the trap of checking out your funds daily. It will drive you and the people around you crazy with your mood swings. Welcome to the club and you’re here forever.

What's going to happen monday opening?

>>54435068
I had the same problem, anon.
Switch to front squats, it solved the problem for me.
Also, hex bar deadlifts instead of barbell deadlifts.

>>54435078
Wait until the
MAJOR FUCKING CRASH
>MAJOR FUCKING CRASH
MAJOR FUCKING CRASH
that is absolutely coming soon/ish
and then
BUY THE FUCKING DIP
>BUY THE FUCKING DIP
BUY THE FUCKING DIP
with VOO, maybe. I like DE though.

>>54435265
This is true. The best retail investors are dead and women do better than men on average. What they both have in common is they are portfolio forgetters. In short, being braindead actually gives you an edge.

>>54435291
Dump for 1st half hour as all of the idiots take profits... and then it starts going back up and everyone fomo's back in like retards.
That's what I plan to do
It will pump all week

>>54435308
two more weeks

>>54435146
>>54435146
Haha, this is so me!! I am reading the lord of the rings series again. I am such a Hagrid <:)

>>54435316
Kek yeah keep buying anon

>The latest reductions could lift oil prices by $10 per barrel, the head of investment firm Pickering Energy Partners said on Sunday.

>>54435190
no shit, so run it the fuck up now
>>54435362
that's all from 2022 retard

>>54435362
Isn't her husband, the finance guy, in like a coma from head trauma? Of course she's making stupid moves, she's a politician and out of her depth trading stocks. Once her husband wakes up, he's going to be pissed at her for selling

>>54435029
Uh, minibar-bros...?? They fucking lied to us...

>>54435078
BTW, if you do not do what I said >>54435308 then you will be a bag holder for
SEVEN TO TWELVE FUCKING YEARS
>SEVEN TO TWELVE FUCKING YEARS
SEVEN TO TWELVE FUCKING YEARS
while awaiting the rug which was pulled from beneath your feat (yes) during the
MAJOR FUCKING CRASH
to float back to the level at which you bought in. This is all very
DANGEROUS FUCKING SHIT
>DANGEROUS FUCKING SHIT
DANGEROUS FUCKING SHIT
so do not risk anything that you cannot afford to lose.

whats this boy going to do next week?
Its been pumping on the AI hype. Keep pumpin?

I FOMOed at the top of the range, didn’t I?

>>54434890
And if you do it on the treadmill you can watch anime.

What anime is /smg/ currently watching?

Perhaps I'll panic-sell on Wednesday. I'll pencil it into my calendar.

>>54435374
He's not even in the hospital anymore.

>>54435404
I actually advise against watching anime and exercising, unless you want to condition yourself to no longer want to watch anime :/

I find conflating something my brain interprets as a negative stimulus with a positive stimulus brings the positive ones down.

Assuming Intel retraces back to $30 to test support, what's a smart call option strike/exp to yolo into?

>>54434861
why are you posting an image of IEDs? Is this the le edgy biz culture?

Even bodyweight squats cause minor pain in my hips for the rest of the day.
Maybe thinking of trying BPC157

>>54435424
It helps pass the time. It’s an interesting theory but I don’t know. It’s pretty much the only time I watch anime these days.

>>54435458
Well, I am speaking from personal anecdotal experience. Tried playing Disgaea too while on a exercise bike and I haven't touched a SRPJ since.

>>54435438
>April fools
We red next week

>>54435053
>futures

>>54435433
>he doesnt know

NGL I drunk posted last night and didn't dare check my (You)s until a new thread was made.

>>54435433
No, these are used to give you advance warning of your boss or family opening your office door so you can minimize your brokerage window.

>>54435118
>After buying house, immediately get a loan against it and invest in VOO
Qrd?

>>54435475
It shall be a glorious extinguisher of negro enthusiasms.

>>54435525
debt is good provided you out earn the interest you pay
HELOC loan asks for 7%
VOO earns 10% (maybe I don't know)
you have made 3%

>>54435426
well if you get a call before the breakdown it's just throwing money away, but you're going to want something high delta like at least .5 but for muh yolo here's a strike and expiration for you.

>>54434999
Fundamentally, all those other companies suck and can’t make electric cars at volume.
They also have a combined debt load of >2 trillion USD.

I can’t believe that normie retail, even with msm faggots and (((analysts))) screeching non stop Elon bad Tesla bad, were able to piece it together but /smg/ couldn’t.
Fucking KEK.

Thursday... it is all decided Thursday...

>>54435029
The big bottles have a different mixture???

Bond market are scared....

>>54435589
Holy shit
I used to work for one of those companies

>>54435146
That’s a lot of butthurt to devote to something you supposedly don’t care about.

>>54435574
I think Elon is a fag and ruins TSLA, but also none of those companies have solar, solar roofs, and robots. Those elements should prove to be as, if not more important to the overall long term output and value of the company.

Dumb Money stock market is pricing in no recession.

Smart Money Bond market IS pricing in a recession..

There is a divergence here. One of these will be wrong..

>>54435648

>>54434861
>>54435629

>>54435665
i'm married though so no gf, and also no.

>>54435609
Maybe be quiet and let the BIPOC speak their voice sweaty.

>>54435589
Eh looks like a crab week to me

>>54434999
TSLA is a complete overvalued piece of shit. Although you have to remember that it is more diversified than other car companies

>>54435664
You didn't screencap my other post. where I said it will be funny when we get rug pulled. because markets are not pricing in a recession..

Also the markets don't move in one direction... We will most likely rally than crash sometimes in end of 2023 or 2024.

>>54435020
Unironically, this is why I always exercise at the gym - Somebody's always around to notify my next of kin.

>>54435739

>>54435757
hahahhahahhaha

that made me laugh.

Bond market is scared. while stock market is high off it's tits..

>>54435757
Hedging.

>>54435817

>>54435175
Imagine finding this deep out in the woods

kek
schwabbies

>>54435867
why do these news always come on weekends?

>>54435867
fed already said they'll make banks whole though silly

>>54435438
Digital blackface. Delete this!

>>54435879
No, it's legit, bulls are negroes who are mistaken in their market forecasting.

>>54435867
I love how one bank drops their rating of another bank and it fucks with the share price. Some other bank did the same not long ago didn't it?

>>54435879
Then here's a real one.

>>54435905
Feels good to be in
E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANLEY
>E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANLEY
E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANLEY
and get to mog on lesser institutions thanks to your team's BEAR strategist.

>>54435146
>is turning you into a transphobe bigot.
being transphobic is the correct moral position. trans people hate Jesus, so we should shun them. to make this business related:

12. transgenderism is a terrible idea that will hurt more people than it helps. the ONLY reason it is being pushed so hard is because of money. the average cost to transition is about 150,000$ per person. multiply that by an estimated trans population of 1.4 million people, and you have a market worth in excess of 200$ billion, which is larger than the entire film industry. this is from Forbes magazine, not a number i just made up in my head

>>54435800
The bond market has been scared for over a year now, clearly it was wrong before. Is it correct now? Who knows!

The sun is seriously a fucking faggot. Whatever 1800s nigger money built my apartment needs to be brought back to life and shot. These fucking windows are 15 feet in the air so I can't reach them and the fucking idiots didn't put blinds on them. And since Benjamin Franklin built it, it's aligned north to south so the sun lines up perfectly and is smacking me in the face 12 fucking hours a day and there is literally nothing I can do to stop it. Fucking gay ass nigger faggot sun.

>>54435374
She goes to classified meeting where they tell them what to buy and when to sell

Hearing VCs, Angel "investors", and hedge fund managers talk about ChatGPT, I think we finally have our dotcom analog.
Blockchain was close but it was always obvious how fucking useless it was. But the breathlessness with which they praise ChatGPT and throw money at anything with AI in earnings calls like NVDA is going to end horribly.

>>54435964
Sunlight is good for you faggot go outside for once in your life

>>54435964
>sun lines up perfectly
By design you dolt. Before electrical wiring was common, Builders took advantage of natural light.

>>54435975
Oh of course there is always one positive reddit pro sunlight nigger in every thread. Fuck you and your gay ass sun, I'm trying to play vidya and the sun is in my face and it's reflecting on my tv. It's literally fucking up my day.

>>54435953
This time is different...

my favorite quote.

>>54435964
are you too lazy or too fat to get a stair and install the blinds and some strings yourself? maybe get some remotely controlled blinds or whatever?

>>54436012
Fuck you and your video games - Ben Franklin

>>54436012
>noooo I want to play on my switch and watch marvels all day instead of going innawoods
>my wife is going camping with her boyfriend this weekend so I can play nitendo in peace but the sun is in my eyes whaaaaa

>>54436020
>to get a stair?
What the fuck are you talking about? You mean a ladder? And no I can't, not without it being a giant headache. I don't live in an apartment building I live in an obscure singular apartment above a random building downtown. It's so obscure that even delivery drivers can't find it. I basically live in another dimension so getting anything as large as a ladder in and out of here is a fucking nightmare do to the narrow entrances.

>>54436047
You can get folding ladders that you can bring up stairs easily. They even pack into closets nicely
HD sells them (long HD)

>>54436037
>my wife

>>54436037
I go camping every fucking year, but not in fucking April you tooth sucking nigger monkey.
>play on my switch
I'm a PC Chad and I'm playing Yakuza kiwami 2, don't bother trying it, you don't have the test to play this game

>>54435970
I think the new CEO of the company I work for wants to take advantage of this so his banker buddies can cash out. I just hope this dumb AI crap holds out long enough that they can publicly list, I can cash out, and then fuck off.

>>54436047
The white men who built that building managed to get the windows installed and you can’t even figure out how to shade them. I deduce then that you are a retarded nigger. Instead of some nice curtains a tyre swing would be more appropriate for you.

>>54436047
yeah, I (ESL) meant ladders. but you could also get >>54436059
anyway, you could fix that shit by yourself. just buy blinds, a fucking ladder and some strings.

>>54435964
jesus, is that mold?

>>54436059
Does HD do equipment rentals? It doesn't make sense for an apartment dweller to buy a big ladder for just that 1 thing. Also good luck fitting any resonable ladder into the average 4 door.

>>54436100
Im starting to develop a plan. This piece of cardboard would be perfect but I don't know how I'm going to get it up there

>india dumping the dollar
>japan not giving a fuck about oil caps

bros... is this it?

>>54435574
Congratulations you fell for the propaganda elon musk celebrity worship

>>54436111
Is what mold? There is no mold in my apartment

>>54436123
20ft PVC pole and some tape. Also that's super janky and your apartment will smell like moldy cardboard in short order. You're better off using a plastic storage container lid.

>>54436123
Damn rocker, I thought I was talking to a nigger. Don’t use cardboard. That is ghetto as hell.

>>54436123
>>>/diy/

>>54436123
At the very least, get some white poster board and put that over the cardboard facing out the window, that way you don't drive down the property values by having cardboard in your windows

Something gonna break... but only after we get a rally.

There i made it easy for these anon idiots who thinks I'm covering all bases... It's almost they think you can only position your portfolio for either a rally or crash...

Typical chuds thinking in binary terms... tsk tsk...

>>54436153
I unfortunately don't have a pole long enough. If I have to leave my apartment I'm just going to go to my parents house and get my dad to help and we'll just cut up some plastic trash bags and seal them off permanently.
>>54436157
I'm in a pretty bad mood today. I got woke up by the sun way to fucking early. Then as it passed by the first window it blinded me for 3 hours then I got a 15 minute break now it's passing over the other window and blinding me. Im not normally one to sperg out over shit like this but it's justified with the sun. The faggot keeps getting bright by the minute too. Not a fucking cloud in sight.

>>54435574
>They also have a combined debt load of >2 trillion USD
It is nothing short of fascinating to me how TSLA simps absolutely refuse to understand the auto loan business. Like it takes 3 minutes to figure it out and it just cannot penetrate their skulls.
>>54435620
Neither does TSLA. "GIGA" Buffalo was just meant as a subsidy farm.
>>54436092
I mean that is objectively the smart play. It is how even retards like Mark Cuban can become forever "relevant".

>>54436130
yeah we're back

>>54436203
basically the QE and whimpy 25 bps hike resulted in long term bonds plummeting and short term bonds spiking

aka everything inversed more

>>54436210
>It is nothing short of fascinating to me how TSLA simps absolutely refuse to understand the auto loan business. Like it takes 3 minutes to figure it out and it just cannot penetrate their skulls.
the fact that they think tesla has a monopoly on evs is equally insane. You can literally google that. And then you have companies like Hyundai flat out cancelling further researching into the combustion engine cause its fully optimized to focus on EVs

>>54436203
Explain to a retard what this chart implies?

>>54436240
cash is a more attractive option than equity

>>54436205
You will need to rent pic related to safety work on the windows. Then apply a frosted film for the glass. This will allow natural light without the glare.

>>54436240
everyone went "the future is fucked" and went super short term

5 tranche NVDA shorter about to be rich

>>54435867
Fuck I do business with that company.

>>54435648
Is it smart to buy bond fund with 25% of my income, tax advantaged this year?
Once we finally get a collapse they will drop rates to zero again right??

>>54436258
Kek I rent this place, not putting a single dime into making any modifications. I've already sperged out so there is no stopping that. Almost threw a can of chunky soup at the sun, but all that would have done is broke the window and I was smart enough to stop myself. I also fucking sperged and screamed "fuck you fucking faggot nigger son" which was fucking retarded because I know neighbor heard it. As if she doesn't think I'm already a fucking weirdo serial killer enough as is. I don't know why I'm so on edge today.

>>54436310
>Almost threw a can of chunky soup at the sun, but all that would have done is broke the window and I was smart enough to stop myself. I also fucking sperged and screamed "fuck you fucking faggot nigger son" which was fucking retarded because I know neighbor heard it.
You can now manually see the wojack image this could be.
You are now also manually aware of your own breathing.

>>54436329
I ended up just putting on a hat which kind of calmed me down. At least the sun isn't directly in my face anymore. Once summer gets here it's only going to get worse. I need to take care of this shit soon. Who the fuck builds a building with windows you can't reach? What was the point of that?

>>54435560
thanks senpai

Oil, there I said it. Oil

>>54436310
You are getting dangerously close to becoming Poem Anon it seems.

>>54436374
BOIL

>>54436391
God please no. You guys are the autistic ones not me.

thoughts on shorting $ZIM? it has a retarded high yield of 6$ per share and has dropped massively each time it has had its ex dividend previously

>>54436461
There's not so much difference between windows and LCDs in some key overt respects, really. Maybe try an ice bath.

My oil Brothers............. We are back Inshallah

Do we retrace monday?

>>54436498
the recovery was so obvious in hindsight

>>54436498
Slurpers are always rewarded. Always have. Always will.

>>54436498
its kinda funny how much they are turning on america
even japan and india are like "fuck you, we're going to buy and ignore your price crap shit"

>futures

>>54436498
Well see how my Oil CC's do come monday ; I might be turning my turban for a some small caps or long term bonds

>>54436590
>>54436498
Commodities open Sunday at 5pm right? We should see in few hours then how markets react to opec news.

Anyone else wheeling options on FRC?

>futures

>Futures, pasts, neverweres and neverwillbes

>>54436370
Like I said before. The building was designed to take advantage of natural light. This was good because the immigrant wagies could work more hours and didn’t need to burn extra whale oil. The chad owners made more profit this way. You are living in a monument to to the awesomeness of the white man and should be proud. Now put a crowbar in your wallet and fix your landlords windows and don’t forget to tip her.

Can the rest of the world get its shit together already

Bros, I think it might be time to start investing in AI. This is literally going to help incels get laid in real life. Huge business boom incoming

>>54434890
Work has enough physical activity I don't need to exercise.
>>54435404
I FOMOed at the top of the range, didn’t I?
I get the feel I may have capitulated my short at the top as well.

>>54436461
Me and the boys would like a word with you ...

>japan completely ignoring the price caps
how long before euros and lib americans realize no one fucking deals with price caps fucking ever?

how do i invest in taylor swift?

>>54436733
So depopulation will be thwarted? We will hit 10B world population? This is very bullish. Depopulation is my biggest bear case...do you think that maybe you are discounting the women who don't date? There are female in els.

>>54436816
jus b urself

>>54436674
It turns out I was just hangry. I ate some enchiladas and now I'm fine. I try and appreciate white man architecture more regardless of how absurd it is sometimes

>>54436816
MKU calls

>>54436816
Your ten years too late. She just starts depreciating now.

>>54436825
Just tell your landlord you want blinds installed there and you'll pay for the materails. Surely they do other maintenance on the apartment, and thus have the equipment necessary like ladders.

>>54436798
I-i'm sorry chunky-san

>gen X only founded two companies that became megacap stocks and became institute investment manager choices in respected retirement funds
>google and tesla
>millenial generation so far only has meta and a bunch of do nothing shitcoin "unregulated securities" chainlink and ethereum

This is pretty depressing desu. Boomers had microsoft and apple and atleast those arent as bad jokes... Just how bad are zoomer founders going to be?

>>54436835
Another option is to get a potato cannon and load it with a freshly killed and frozen pidgin. Shot frozen bird (from outside) through one window. Wait until bird thaws (so story is believable) and call owner to come fix the glass (and while they’re up there...)

>>54436909
this sounds like the plot of one of those detective conan episodes

>>54436909
prob best make it a crow instead

>>54436615
Right here. Just selling weekly puts so far. Have not been assigned yet.

Should I sell my INTC leveraged certs before open?

>>54436733
>don't know how to respond to normie questions of "what are your hobbies?" without sounding like a schizo autist incel

>>54435190
Not for bond chads

>>54436310
>"fuck you fucking faggot nigger son"
>son not sun
I just reread this and can’t stop laughing. Now your neighbor thinks you have gay, black, children as well. First your daughter, now this.

>>54436816
Long LEGS, short LYV

>>54436952
If the AI hype is like the EV hype we had in 2020, I expect this to run a few months.

But yes, take profits by all means.

>>54436829
salty ground up hogs anuses and fennel seeds

>>54437005
I think people are missing the biggest advantage intel has when it comes to AI, riscv

Wait till Samantha rubs your TQQQ losses in your face.

>forexes

Will SOXS pump at all this year? My position lost over half its value, can’t take this anymore. Should I just sell now?

>>54437053

>futures

>>54437051
kek fucking based AI. I can't wait to see the results when AI tells trannies they will never be women

>>54437075
A bot, no. An idiot, yes

>>54437051
Please be true

AI is literally killing people and you turbo faggots still doubt its powers

>>54437052
>EUP/JPY +0.2%
Yessss.

>>54437138
AI hasn't killed anybody. A bot convincing some liberal faggot to kill himself for climate change is a 2/10 level troll giving someone the final push that they needed to end their miserable life anyway. Who the hell would actually kill themselves because a fucking bot told them to?

>>54437138
Chat bots have been "convincing" people to kill themselves for like two decades now, yawn tier at best.

>>54437138
WHO IS BEING KILLED

>>54437138
>AI is literally killing people

>>54436949
I'm kinda of scared of their earnings report next week. I personally don't think bad news they put out will actually change anything. If they were going to go under it would have happened by now, issue being retail is retarded and will take whatever MSM tells them at face value. We need perma bulls and bears to keep buying our puts, I don't want this cash-cow to run out.

>>54435078
Wait for it...

>>54437053
I reckon that depends on if this fellow knows his shit or not.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/we-re-only-halfway-done-with-the-chip-rally-based-on-historical-trends-bofa-s-vivek-arya/vi-AA19juEV

>>54437218
Isn't it fucking strange how it's following that trend perfectly to a T. The powers that be know, but choose to do nothing about it.

>>54437236
>powers that be know
>choose to do nothing about it
other than profit big time major bigly, you mean?

>>54435078
For you and most people, the Boglechad way of passive investing in low cost index funds is the most effective, evidenced way of steadily growing your wealth. Stock picking is almost always a losing game, in the longterm 97% of portfolio managers fail to beat the longterm return of the stock market(8-10%)

But VTI for Total US stock market exposure

buy AVUV for small cap value exposure - small cap value is shown to outperform in the long term(and currently they are at historically low prices)

buy VEA for exposure to global non-US markets. Europe, Canada etc are very cheap and the US is very expensive. There are periods of time where the US market underperforms

if you want a little bit of degeneracy: Buy SOXL, Buy URNM,

>>54435867
>SCHWAB

KWAB

>>54437302
Right, well I will too, I have puts through next year

>>54436552
And yet, we will never reverse the 1965 immigration act which is the ONLY thing that will give the US a competitive advantage. Imagine if the US just decided to one day "fuck me? Ok fuck you" and closed it's doors? That would be some pretty sweet dark Brandon timeline but we all know that's not going to happen, the nonwhites will continue to flock to a country that they hate.

>>54437310
Why VEA instead of VXUS

>>54437334
I was racist with a foot fetish well before Windows 95 was invented.

Why is there a transvestite janitor that micromanages this general 24/7? Doesn't that get a expensive for the website?

>Pre-Futures

>>54437218
Bros...

>>54437387
Futures are just echos of the past

>>54437379
For you kids, Windows 95, together with AOL, was pretty much the very beginning of the Internet onramp for early adopters of the genera population.

JPY getting heemed

Me and the Wife decided to splurge a bit; gotta Pizza Hut Big New Yorker on order for later this evening. Been 20 years since I last had it.

>>54437364
i think thats fine actually. vxus just has a lot of china exposure and recommending emerging markets in /smg/ gets me in trouble. i mean the fundamentals are there, its really cheap, but its also china...

VEA has a lower fee, and if you want China exposure you can get AVEM(it's more expensive but worth it prob)

>>54437416
hot circle of garbage

So, are OPEC cuts bearish or bullish? I am a bloody brainlet bros. Higher inflation & transportation costs right? But highly bullish for oil stocks so I guess oil barons win again

Damn bros I'll miss Coke Mummy

>>54437416
Has your move of some VZ into BAC done you any good yet?

>>54437442
kek eat shit stupid party thot.

>>54437453
What will she do with her fame as a party girl now? Hopefully something interesting and not just becoming a boring WEF shill about how she was voted out by the patriarchy.

So line go down tomorrow?

>>54437447
I've not sold any VZ. In fact I added more in early march.

>>54437482
Ah, you are KY Coke boomer, right?

>>54437498
Yeah

>>54437511
Oh ok, well I thought it was you then who right after the bank crashes moved some VZ into BAC, so either I thought wrongly, or someone impostored you that day, which I have indeed seen at least once before.

Im a beginner trader, and I know about MACD and Bollinger Bands, those are pretty good for an OK signal/indicator as to wether to long or short the stonk.

So I just wanna know, whats the bizraeli's most reliable signal/indicator that I dont know of?

>>54437537
>stonk
>>>/r/yourtruehome

>>54436606
CME hours start at 5pm Central, so 6pm Eastern. About an hour and 15 minutes from now.

>>54437537
if the price is going up

>>54437531
Yeah, I've seen that to. Kinda funny. I did buy more BAC though as well. The 23rd or was it the 24th? I dunno. Was after the initial fall though.

>>54437544
cyberbully leave the big man alone
stonks or stocks, who cares i dont even go on that abomination calld plebbit

>>54437462
I wouldn't be surprised if she unironically moves to the states, starts an onlyfans, and ends up unironically dating some basketball nigger.

>>54437442
She going to look real good in porn tongueing anus

>>54437537
>stonk
The best indicator is the euphoria of retards itt. Everybody on /smg/ knows that the thing to do is to invert /smg/.

>>54437537
Tapping into the collective consciousness to sense whether it's going up or down

>>54437348
America is a dead fag walking

>>54437439
Bearish for oil because it frees up spare capacity :^)

Rate my 401k portfolio diversity bros.

I’m jacked to the tits for open tomorrow, I wish I wasn’t hungover.

>15 minute block has expired
HEY JANNIE
Why don't you get out of this thread for 5 seconds and clean up the catalog, then after that go back to plebbit and beg for them to take you back you worthless tranny
>>54437392
CLEAN IT UP

>>54437537
>MACD
>DEEZ-nutz Bands
>Technical Analysis
I rely entirely on my gut. I go out of my way to read whatever financial journalistic faggot has to say and do the complete opposite of what they recommend. Stop losses and "diversifying" is for fucking pussies too.

It's literally over this week. Isn't it?

>>54437617
Absolutely based NRGU is one of my favourite tickers, i bought it at 200$

>>54437624
>he doesnt know about Expert Advisors

>>54434861
Sell options
Theta is your fren!

Calmly and happily waiting for futures to open in an hour, where I will watch my natgas longs and Nasdaq shorts explode in reaction to the news today. It was a very, very rough March. God bless you, OPEC.

>>54437567
Oh, well that may have been you and I just misunderstood the VZ aspect of it. If those dates, especially 23rd, lookin' good already. I was very close to buying in around then too but have decided to just stick with mostly intraday surfs until
THE GREAT HEEM
>THE GREAT HEEM
THE GREAT HEEM
arrives.
I'm rooting for you though, and hope your folio survives what's coming, or at least recovers before your retirement.

>>54437629
She could have been a qt Finnish trad wife. Honestly she could have been anything she wanted to be, but she chose to be a globohomo puppet.

>>54437630
I was having serious regerts about not selling at $630 recently but we might be in for new all time highs.

>>54437687
She was meant to be a cat girl

>>54437697
Enough!!!

>>54437687
Well, now she has time for such things lmao.

>>54437417
VEU for me

>>54437587
>The best indicator is the euphoria of retards itt
TRUE FACTS
as is sometimes said by some...and I have even somewhat learned to apply that to my very self as well. This makes me fear attempting to dip into OIL tomorrow.

>>54437666
When is THE GREAT HEEM, my dark lord?

The USD is finished by the end of the week. Sell everything

I just bought 5000 liters of diesel and petrol
you burger fuckers have a military base where I live and I swear to god if you start some shit again that plunges this world yet into another war Im going to lose my god damn mind

A-are there actually any futures to watch right now? Pre-futures is a meme right?

>>54437537
50sma/200sma+volume avg, that's all you need

>>54437761
Forex is open

>>54437759
We ain't do nuffin'. We a good empire, gettin' our life togetha. We goin' to college.

>>54437761
Check out the Post Pasts

>>54437742
SOON/ISH

>futuros

>>54437759
No, no see what we do is goad allies into a world war then we swoop in when things are wrapping up and declare ourselves victors. Works like a charm!

>>54437761
There's forex

>>54437773
golden cross doesnt always work as sometimes the move happens before it

We should have a /fsmg/ so that biological females can get real advice like on /fit/ which is accomodating with a female improvement general

>>54437813
Q3 LFG

>>54437838
In /smg/, we only chat to virtual and ai females...

>>54437819
>>54437721
>>54437629

>>54437857
Time is a thief.

>>54437857
oh jesus, what happened? did she just give up on her appearance entirely or something?

>>54437851
Q3 is actually about what I most expect, perhaps Septemberish.

>>54437870

>>54437872
She decided to take on the roll of Marlboro Lights Incarnate.

>>54437872
Bongoloid genes, same for Emilia Clarke, her pajeetia genes couldn't save her.

>>54437872
Lots and lots of drugs.

>>54437919
>>54437919

Indicators are for bias confirmation they all fail on occasion because they are lagging, not leading. Have a trade plan first, thesis first, bias+current macro first, then intraday the meme lines become the exit signal. Volume at Price is everything, and that's not lagging.

>>54437924

Alright. So oil is about to pump hard tomorrow.

>>54437938
>Volume at Price is everything
This is exactly what I started studying last night. Someone here recommended to someone else the book Volume Price Analysis, which is a bit expensive for me presently, but I'm doing some reading on the essentials and attempting to internally grasp them.

>futures

>>54437938
Just stick 3 MA's on your screen and you should be able to trade anything. People make this shit too complicated. Also, it may come as a surprise to some of you, but day trading is actually safer than holding overnight or long term. It's the only place where stop losses actually function properly and news typically doesn't get dropped intraday, and even if it does (like FOMC or something) it's all on the economic calendar or announced ahead of time, so you can avoid shit you don't know about. Literally just trade the price action and apply risk management to it. The less you need to worry about FA, the better. No TA will save you from bad news coming out overnight, and clearly even shit like facebook or netflix can get rekt by news overnight. Doesn't matter how safe you think a stock is, if you hold overnight you'll always be a slave to news catalysts that you can't anticipate.

P.S. if the EMA 20 is above the EMA 50, I bet you "around the 50" is often going to be a good entry point for a long. you can have that one for free.

>>54438001
>3 MA's
Which 3

>>54435438
>Motley Fool getting retail to buy its bags again

>>54435438
mmmm yea i'm thinking it's over.

>>54436684
I buy VTI and VT because I know the majority of VTs holdings are just VTI. Why yes I do also hold VOO.

>But muh overexposure
Oh sorry I am over exposed to the best companies in the world.

>>54438027
20/50/200 are the classic, but it honestly doesn't matter. i like 40/50 myself, and don't even really think you need a 3rd. what matters is you're only looking for long entries ("buy low") when the MA's are all aligned going up, and the opposite for shorts ("sell high"). you get out if the MA's flip, and you figure out how you're going to apply risk management (stop loss and target price, and potentially partial profit taking if you're into that sorta thing).

>>54438150
Partial profit takes work over time. I know it feels like shit when you're cutting your potential on a nice run up but over the course of a year+ across several trades, you're coming out ahead. The reason is you're turning many break even or losing trades in to small winners this way.

>>54437721
>>54437629
Stop posting this bitch. Nobody cares about stupid politics here unless one can profit off it.

>>54438197
i mostly do the opposite tbhwy: i ignore the trends because i think they're a fools game, and i essentially range trade with a bias. markets tend to range far more than they trend, and within every trend there is still selling when it's going up and buying when it's going down. i just get fewer trades during those "good" times. but in return, i make bank on the ranges, instead of getting slaughtered by them like trend traders do.

futres

>>54438203

>>54438269
>ranges>trends
This makes pretty good sense. How long do you tend to ride them? I thinking you were mainly speaking about day trading >>54438001 but the "looking for long entries" >>54438150 causes me to get a bit confused while trying to nail down a notion for internalization. I am definitely trying to avoid overnight holds under the circumstances (impending doom) but trying to scoop out little bits of $ here and there when I can spot what's hopefully decent waves to surf back and forth (inverse on the drops).

>>54437416
That's it fucker! I'm going 100% VWENX on Monday in my Roth. Going to leave my 401 in VTIVX (no matter how much I think I can do better on that one it has things that may save my ass in a US meltdown).

>>54435146
I could if I wanted....
yeah

Boil bros...

>>54438372
long as in long vs. short. long is buying stock and hoping the price goes up so you can sell it for more than you bought it for.

>>54438523
Ah, ok, very much appreciate, I capped/saved.