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>>54432964
3
Sounds easier than you think.

3.
Mix it into your drinks at 1 part per 1000.

Btw, this will be tax free

>>54432984

The urine is especially vile. It’s milked from honeless addicts then filtered through their socks. Sometimes its just normal pee left out for a few days.

>>54432964
2

Suck 100 cocks in 5 weeks? Is it like a challenge and if you can't find 100 cocks then you miss out on the money? It's a one time thing? I would just suck the cocks

>>54432964
Is 1 always the same man and does he look good?

>>54432964
Number 2 is the only finite one. 1 and 3 are indefinite. You gotta pick 2.

>>54432982
This. You can drink 50ml mixed with some strong smelling curry. 100 bowls of curry and its done. Do it once every 3 days. Not that I would do it. No amount of money is worth drinking piss.

>>54433005
Always same and you dont have to travel. It will be generally wherever you are

>>54432964
>>54433000
3, eas-
>The urine is especially vile. etc

nvm, my dignity is worth more than 3.9 mil

>>54433004
>teehee I'll just suck the cocks <3. It's not like I want to or anything, I'm only doing it for the money!

>>54433024
Because the second is a challenge. I'm not sure you can find 3 cocks every day to suck. And if OP gives you the clients it can be 100 BBC too. What if only half of them are too big for you or too aggressive? Also they can smell way worse than urine.

>>54433049
I might enjoy it anon. I've never tried it. It's worth 3.9 million though

>>54432964
Why do all of this when you can just buy 3.9 bitcoin now and wait?

>>54433062
Tax free

>>54433062
That's not the hypothetical. You HAVE to choose anus cocks or piss.

>>54433058
True. They could be feminine penises.
Still think 13.7mL urine per day mixed with something strong like a shot of vodka would be much easier.

Probably kill the guy in 1.
Solved.

>>54433053
If I was a woman I’d do option 2.
I’m just not moral enough to shame someone for using their body to get that bag

>>54433085
Not how rape works

>>54433099
I dont give a fuck, already got the money.

>>54433103
If you kill him he resurrects with a +1 inch to his cock every time you do it

>>54433109
Then kidnap him. Eternally kill him over and over again. There has to be a use for a very very long shlong right? Can mince it up for infinite food. Solve world hunger.

>>54432964
i wouldn't do the first one for $50m
imagine the permanent psychological damage something like that would give you, you would get PTSD just from hearing the phone ring

>>54433109
>spend 1 mil on a plexiglass cage
>place immortal dick ogre in it and initiate execution protocol until he has largest dick in the world
>market him as a freak or pimp him as mandingo whore to degenerate libs

I'm thinking based

>>54433128
The resurrection takes several hours, several days, or several weeks. Just like the “permanently on call” feature of the anal.

>>54433040
So it's like chigure from no country for old men except his silent shotgun is a penis?

>>54432964
2, I like sucking dick (mildly bi fag) and it's pretty easy to suck that many cocks in 5 weeks, You can go to some shithole country and offer 1 dollar per dick to be sucked and do it all in 5 days.

>>54433133
Not if you enjoy it

>>54433150
>mildly bi
>sucking 6 gorillion cock in 5 weeks is pretty easy
Nigger you GAY

>>54433142
Well then just leave him inside a steel coffin filled with acid so he dies over and over again. Drop the coffin in the Mariana trench. No infinite food but still solves the problem of getting anal raped.

>>54433177
>the government is just going to let that happen
>assuming you pulled it off thinks it wont cause bigger problems later.

>>54433175
Lmao, its fuken easy money, just be a fag bro.

>>54433194
Why would there be a problem?
The mysterious man appears out of nowhere right? Part of the on-call feature. So if I had the money, I would hire a team of bodyguards, sail out into the ocean where no one can spot me. The man spawns eventually, we over power him and drop him into the Mariana trench.

Also desu, the urine sounds along easier. Say if I processed it first or something. Powderise it and add it to bread. Probably won't be that noticeable.

>>54432964
two is clearly the best. the rest are life long commitments. kys.

Can I take 1 and 2?

>>54433219
>drink
Seems like dehydrating it is out of the question

As for the boat plan… lets just say the money will vanish if you dont comply. I mean where is the fun if you get the money instantly? By that logic you wouldn’t have to consume urine either. Its not stated but i think fair to say implicitly implied.
Im not denying ways to make each choice easier. However, be realistic.

I have been informed that there is an alternative option 4.

4
>you must have sex with 150 women in 3 weeks.

>>54433241
In that case I go with my original plan of drinking 13.7 mL of nasty urine each day mixed with some really strong spirits to help with the taste (and sterilize it somewhat)

>>54433247
Are the 150 women provided as part of the deal? Or will I have to find my own?

>>54433247
No way, thats totally gay.

>>54433270
Not provided. Good luck adonis

>>54433278
Do I get the money before the 150 sexo? Could help my chances.

>>54433275
>looks like she cut her own bangs
>still hot as fuck
Women really do have life on easy mode

>>54433283
For 1 and 3, its fair to get the money instantly.
For 2 and 4, makes sense to receive it after.

>>54433307
Hmm then I have sex with 150 prostitutes. Easy peazy lemon squeezy.

>>54432964
I could easily do all three of these things for free. Where do I sign?

>>54433322
Just make sure to orgasm every time

>>54432964
Well definitely do the hundred cocks. That's like less than 3 cocks per day and then after 5 weeks you are free for life. This isn't even slightly comparable to the other two options. Maybe if you could space out the urine into one shot per day over the course of the year, but that is still pretty bad to do forever.

>>54433247
i'll go with this one, should be ez if i promise them a cut

>>54433364
I can probably get around the logistics of that by having something like 5 prostitutes at a time, I shower the cum over all of them.

>>54432964
2, what the fuck. I guess there's the disease risk though. But it's a one off, done, multi millionaire.
The other two are life long struggles.

>>54433247
>7 times a day for 21 consecutive days.
Fuck. At my peak I managed 4 times a day, with a streak of 6 days of fucking 3 or 4 times pretty day. I did those stints frequently for months, but by the end it was drug assisted and I really didn't want to half the time, it was a coping mechanism.
In my prime, there's zero chance of... Yeah, zero chance of landing that ask. By the end of day 2 I'd just not have 7 loads for day 3 and by day 5 I doubt I'd be capable of getting hard through the pain.

>>54432964
2... $39,000 per cock.

I'll hire the hottest tranny and sissies for a 100 cock, blowbang. I'll be done before mid-day.

>>54433392
>so this guy promised me 3.9miion dollars if i have sex with 150 women in 3 weeks… i promise to give you a cut of it so how about sex with 4 other women right now?

>>54433518
no i just pay them regularly as prostitutes, i don't tell them about my deal

>>54432964
3
5 liters of nasty urine per year comes out to about 14ml per day, or about about 1 tbsp per day. just mix that into a very strong tasting drink that neutralizes the flavor.

>>54432964

2 is the only one time thing. Those big cocks on pornhub looks kinda nice tho ngl

>>54432964
number 2
I'd finish in a day using special technique
and then I'd be good to go

>>54432964
is it female urine? 5 liters is not that much

Does the on-call anus fucker cuddle with you afterwards ever? I want to be held

Can I put the urine through a water filter?

>>54433718
Curious abut the technique bro

>>54433145
lmfao

>>54433053
>im not sure i could find 3 cocks a day to suck.
You know nothing of the gay scene kek

>>54433049
doesn’t matter how much we enjoy sucking cocks, it’s still not gay if we say no homo

Why is it all gay stuff

>>54432964
I already have that much money. It’s not as much as it sounds. Seven figure hell is real; enough money to not have to worry about little things but not enough to retire comfortably.

The objective best answer is to suck the cocks. Both of the other options have an ongoing commitment to eternity, which if you sum it up means an infinite cost to getting the $3.9M. But sucking 100 cocks, even with a time limit, is only sucking 100 cocks. When you finish, you have the money free and clear. And let's be honest, if you're motivated you can get 100 cocks done in a single day, even if you take your time with each one. 35 days to suck 100 cocks is less than 3 a day. You can also choose the cocks, so you can go find 100 guys with no stds and force them to shower and clean first.

Financially speaking, anyone who chooses not to suck 100 cocks is literally a faggot.

Do I have room to interpret how these happen? I.e. is it literal?
>Ex: I'd dilute the piss in 100 gallons of water and drink it through the year vs having to chug 5 liter in one sitting