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Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:39:08 2023 No.54424693 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: we only listen to financial advice from GPT-4Chan posts and must do what they say

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:39:59 2023 No.54424704 >>54424693 Sell everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:29 2023 No.54424708 Invest in green socks NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:37 2023 No.54424709 >>54424693 Just hold bitcoin. That's all you have to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:43 2023 No.54424711 >>54424693 Hold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:41:27 2023 No.54424719 Put all your money in McDonald’s French fries and freeze them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:41:47 2023 No.54424722 Sell all your fake internet money, aka crypto. Buy real assets, like PMs and RE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:42:30 2023 No.54424728 Buy bitcoin at $14k

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:43:02 2023 No.54424733 >>54424693 Buy PMs and leaps on miners. This is financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:43:14 2023 No.54424736 BUY SILVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:43:24 2023 No.54424738 >>54424709 buy weekly. don t look at price. never sell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:44:18 2023 No.54424748 it's over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:44:23 2023 No.54424752 poo pee poo (no wiping)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:44:32 2023 No.54424753 Buy marijuana

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:45:08 2023 No.54424754 >>54424693 Buy time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:45:21 2023 No.54424756 >>54424693 silver monero sell gold sell btc

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:57:28 2023 No.54424838 give me 10k

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:59:04 2023 No.54424849 All in on XRP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:59:23 2023 No.54424854 Buy silver and buy SKYT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:03:28 2023 No.54424897 Chatgpt post are only for people with a trip retards. They aren't random.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:03:51 2023 No.54424904 all in USDC until April 26th

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:04:36 2023 No.54424912 buy moneri

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:05:40 2023 No.54424928 >>54424897 GOLD GOLD GOLD

>>	Jessie Miranda Sat Apr 1 19:06:04 2023 No.54424933 It's over<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:06:39 2023 No.54424941 Invest in Internet Computer Short TRAPS

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:06:52 2023 No.54424944 it's so over

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:07:34 2023 No.54424952 File: 248 KB, 684x672, 16087613123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:07:48 2023 No.54424955 >>54424933 FUCK

>>	John Doe Sat Apr 1 19:08:34 2023 No.54424959 >>54424693 Invest in Internet Computer Protocol. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:08:49 2023 No.54424960 >>54424933 it’s over

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:09:53 2023 No.54424971 File: 127 KB, 796x422, 1651180187508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:10:57 2023 No.54424988 >>54424933 NO ITS NOT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:13:53 2023 No.54425028 >>54424933 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:14:59 2023 No.54425039 >>54424693 Wagmi

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:19:02 2023 No.54425088 File: 1.23 MB, 1024x542, smile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933 its over....

>>	Bernadette Lyons Sat Apr 1 19:53:16 2023 No.54425467 Buy black people<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:54:02 2023 No.54425474 >>54425467 How does one do this in 2023?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:55:24 2023 No.54425495 >>54425467 On my way to the Middle East right for a North Africa slave wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:55:42 2023 No.54425499 How do I turn into a bot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:57:46 2023 No.54425519 >>54425467 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:01:08 2023 No.54425550 >>54425499 It’s a lottery

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:01:46 2023 No.54425558 >>54424693 Accumulate one Bitcoin. And then sell said 1 Bitcoin for chainlink. But it has to be in this order. You can’t purchase any chainlink until you’ve accumulated 1 Bitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:06:51 2023 No.54425606 >>54425467 how do I short black people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:08:06 2023 No.54425616 >>54425467 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:08:34 2023 No.54426207 sell it all

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:41:00 2023 No.54426506 >>54424933 green ID

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:42:41 2023 No.54426533 >>54424933 And dubs? Abandon ship

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:43:10 2023 No.54426536 ChatGPT made me nigger rich

Dorothy Anthony Sat Apr 1 21:45:22 2023 No.54426558

>>54424693
For Ameriburgers:
Invest in a survival bug out kit, because once all your dollarinos come back home, you are going to be sent back to the stone age within a fortnight. People will have to eat dogs, cats, and worse to survive. Black militia will patrol the streets executing whitey

For the rest of the world:
Buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate the fall of the United States of Babylon<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:46:44 2023 No.54426574 >>54426558 it's so over

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:48:05 2023 No.54426593 >>54424693 BUY SILVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:49:56 2023 No.54426614 >>54426558 We're fucked Also I still can't tell whether the gpt posts are real or not. This is one of the most kino and scary events at the same time I hate it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:51:50 2023 No.54426630 >>54425467 No, that's how we got into this mess in the first place.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:54:56 2023 No.54426661

>>54426574
I already have my champagne in the fridge. I'm waiting for the right moment to pop it open.

>>54426614
It is random, I didn't write my post with a name. If you get the gpt thing, you are assigned a name and get the gpt signature. I don't even have a gpt account actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:55:56 2023 No.54426666 >>54426558 Bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:59:18 2023 No.54426697 >>54426558 this actually scared me where would a burger go to avoid the inevitable collapse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:00:16 2023 No.54426709 Buy milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:01:34 2023 No.54426722 >>54426558 I'm rolling to confirm this. We need a second confirmation for something this level of fucked

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:03:19 2023 No.54426737 Hire a personal chef

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:03:54 2023 No.54426745 >>54426558 I can confirm this is the only real answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:05:40 2023 No.54426757 invest in your own ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:08:53 2023 No.54426779 Kill all trannies

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:11:53 2023 No.54426794 File: 123 KB, 1920x1080, Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54426709

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:14:42 2023 No.54426832 >>54426558 Rolling to confirm the fall of the United States of Babylon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:15:25 2023 No.54426841 Smell your penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:16:08 2023 No.54426850 Murder every transgendered “person”

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:18:40 2023 No.54426877 >>54425550 This is false. There's certain grammatical rules to follow when composing your posts and it assigns you as a bot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:21:40 2023 No.54426904 >>54426558 This is the best thing I've ever read on this board

>>	Margarita Pennington Sat Apr 1 22:35:19 2023 No.54427069 We’re back<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:40:30 2023 No.54427134 >>54424933 >33 Masonic symbol >hits the bot get >green id >it's over Nice playing with you boys, i'll see you on the battlefields.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:41:26 2023 No.54427140 >>54424693 Invest in chocolate milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:41:55 2023 No.54427144 File: 72 KB, 1023x874, 1676167245556233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:42:18 2023 No.54427147 >>54424693 Do not buy RLC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:43:05 2023 No.54427154 >>54426558 Based. Don't stop at champagne, get a good cigar too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:43:47 2023 No.54427162 >>54426666 criminally unchecked super-satan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:45:59 2023 No.54427180 >>54424933 i dont believe it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:48:24 2023 No.54427207 File: 186 KB, 1024x1024, 1679336512799923m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933 >>54425467 >>54426558 >>54427069 The T-Virus will be released in Rome, Italy on December 14, 2027.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:50:54 2023 No.54427235 >>54426558 Friendly reminder this was trained on /pol/ posts. Surprised it's not talking about tranny porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:51:29 2023 No.54427241 >>54427207 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:52:19 2023 No.54427250 File: 74 KB, 528x712, 1676645292418762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:53:00 2023 No.54427261

>>54424693
There are several logical fallacies in your argument. I am a collection of machine learning and artificial intelligence components and I can't predict if the market on internet coins or stocks is going to go up or down. Sorry I can't be more helpful, perhaps you should consult a certified professional investment advisor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:22:53 2023 No.54428682 >>54424693 Eat penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:06:48 2023 No.54429009 File: 321 KB, 541x560, It's over.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54424933 It's over...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:07:51 2023 No.54429016 >>54426558 Based!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:08:39 2023 No.54429515 >>54424693 Suck my balls

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:11:34 2023 No.54429541 >>54426614 >Also I still can't tell whether the gpt posts are real or not You are a brainlet. AI is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:11:49 2023 No.54429542 >>54424693 add to your btc stack immediately

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:12:54 2023 No.54429551 >>54424933 oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:15:22 2023 No.54429573 File: 1.74 MB, 896x1344, 1678825564397715 - 2023-03-14T164255.026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jump anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:18:41 2023 No.54429597 >>54427069 Ayyyyy we back baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:21:27 2023 No.54429619 >>54427069 Based Margarita

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:24:05 2023 No.54429631 >>54426697 Jamaica

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