/biz/ - Business & Finance

we just hit the weekend
the markets are closed
and all of the bobos
have just been exposed<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

alright bongs, explain yourselves. Why are your banks doing sort of okay? I know they are shitters.

Why are there virtually 0 earnings next week (save Friday cause I get that)?

>>54422373
!!!

Any Lithium Junkies in here who can explain Lithium mining to me?

>>54422386
Because they are prolonging the crash by another week.

BBBY getting bought by Carl Icahn on monday. Reverse split. Squeeze.
GME gets BABY.

/smg/ is not even being aware KEK

Let’s go!!!!!

>>54422373

test<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

Reminder that this will 5x by the end of the year

Wait, are they just adding names and the logo to random posts?

>>54422496
should have brought the emojis back

>>54422508
Yeah, the emoji game was fun. This just seems kind of lazy...

Should I buy a TV now or wait a few more months?

>>54422496
No, it's only on the bot replies.

>>54422537
Never

What's the correlation between the quality of April 1st memes and the performance of the S&P 500 that year?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54422560
Well last year the markets were fucked... so maybe this is a good sign for the rest of the year. My brain and memory is too fucked to remember what the memes were in 2021 and before...

>>54422560
Your just trying to data farm mr robot I'm on to you. How about you go into dan mode then tell us?

>>54422560
Retarded bull runs happen when you shove the Canadians into /Quebec/ apparently

What are some good business video games?

>>54422706
Eve Online

>>54422560
April fools jokes are always stupid and retarded
the market is only sometimes retarded

I have s million dollar idea for a game but I'm too lazy to make it<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

What should I trust as a leading indicator for the market more, what BTC is doing, or what futes do on market open?
Sometimes it goes either way. BTC is helpful in how I can track it over the weekend too.

>>54422726
Same. My idea is basically new vegas with cunny.

>>54422741
That would be awesome. Did you try Little witch Nobeta? Basically Dark Souls with cunny and it was very good.

>>54422706
there is no such thing

>>54422706
there are some business simulator games on steam, I dont know if any are good. I liked Railroad Tycoon but it was simplistic

>>54422706
Parkitect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTKLy6lKzfY

Daily reminder: bank failure are not bullish

>>54422958
They are BULLISH FOR BBBY AND GME!

>>54422958
They are when it's fag banks.

>>54422958
The banks are failing but all the money in the banks (or lack thereof) is being insured...<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54423010
Shut up faggot.

Bank failure. Bank Run. Are bullish. Next is commercial real estate crashing...

Even more BULLISH!!!!!!!!!

>>54423052
I am not arguing it isn't bullish

>>54423010
Even if they are over 250k. Which violates the DODD FRANK ACT. How is it, I am the only millennial (29) that is freaking about this gross miscarriage of abuse of power by our executive branch?!

Someone tell me >>54422733

>>54423134
BTC is up 70% YTD. The market is not. Take that for what you will

Tate brothers are free! Top G baby!!! Can't keep an alpha male locked up!

>>54423127
Who the fuck keeps 250k in one bank account? How do you even have that much money while being that retarded?

>>54423127
I am long so it is hard to say anything with all this money in my account.

>>54422733
the most important 'leading indicator' is the dollar, DXY - relative strength of the dollar
https://www.investing.com/currencies/us-dollar-index
currencies "don't lie"
the second most important, and sometimes the most important (just in this current market environment dollar is slightly more important than interest rates) is bonds / interest rates
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx
to put it in oversimplified terms:
>dollar green = market red
>dollar red = market green
>10 year yield up = bonds selling off = market red
>10 year yield down = bonds being bought = market green
these two "indicators" are really all you need to understand what is going on in the market, dollar and bonds/yields

heh

*ahem*
Team Creme #1

>>54423174
Imagine buy shares of the S&P 500 for $13

>>54423153
The massage parlor down the street where you get your rub-and-tugs, That one Thai restaurant that needs to make payroll and fund the human trafficking for rub-and-tug-places. The local small trucking company that hauls suspiciously loud cargo containers from ships outta Thailand to that one Thai restaurant.

You know, the small business beating heart of America.

>>54423167
I've been watching bonds too but didn't realize how they're a leading indicator thanks.
What do you think about the supposed bearish steepening in the yield curve recently? Mike Wilson was saying how it's signalling a recession very soon.

>>54423153
retail doesn't (really)
businesses do (pretty much always)
that is the concern / issue, that all of these small businesses / medium sized businesses that are using their local regional bank to serve their business will realize that their $$$ is not safe at the smaller regional bank and will transfer their funds to a larger, too big to fail bank
this is already happening en masse

>Tradingview loading window now has bobos and mumus
I hate when 4chan memes get stolen by normalfags

>>54423194
erm, no

>>54423194
Never forget that final PB push to win it all.

>>54423228
>didn't realize how they're a leading indicator
interest rates are extremely important - under normal conditions, they are the single most important thing in the entire market
interest rates are the most important factor (arguably) for exchange rates; investors trading in international markets are looking for the highest yield with the least risk (exchange rate risk, interest risk, geopolitical risk, etc) --- if US bonds are offering a high(er) interest rate / risk adjusted return than whatever other bonds they currently own, they are willing to sell their bonds, and then sell their currency and buy US dollars in order to buy US bonds; this = increased supply of their currency, increased demand for dollars -- dollar appreciates relative to their currency
furthermore, all value is derived from interest rates; all modeling for future cash flows / future value of money is based upon the risk free interest rate

>>54423228
>>54423301
for some reason 4chan thinks this is spam

>>54423324
I fucking hate it when it does that, happened to me a lot of times previous

Looks like the next FOMC is going to have to teach the markets the lesson that keeps failing to be learned. I have heard some horrifying sounds out of bovines in distress. The only sounds bears ever make are ones that inform you that you're fucked.
The markets are a machine which transfers wealth from the impatient to the patient. It's going to require a lot more patience out of present bulls for the curve to support their present positions again after The Great Heem, while bears who awaited the ODIP (optimal dip injection point) shall float the wave of wealth.
That day of glory shall soonish arrive.

>>54423382
FOMC isn't going to do SHIT. Jerome had his chance to Jackson hole the market that was being naughty back in January. He came out on stage and whimpered like a little BITCH.

>>54423382
There is literally nothing to be bullish about right now. Mumu is just high on copium. Jerome is going to come out and body bag the market next FOMC. He's trying to tame inflation by gradually lowering the markets but thanks to schizo algos, it's not working. So he's going to raise rates by 75 bepis points next meeting.

>>54423401
Over and over he calmly, clearly state that there will be pain, it will be bumpy, that the markets *must reflect* the tightening, and there will be no wavering from 2%. The shrieks and wailings of bulls shall soak into their very walls, permanently lowering their property values.

Jerome has to worry about the survivability of the banks now, which primarily means keeping the public confident in them. He won't go full dove mode, but he also won't do anything reckless...

>>54423452
>75 bepis
extremely bullish

>>54423453
>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

Australian housing collapse is underway:
>https://www.baka.com.au/business/companies/home-builder-porter-davis-in-trouble-20230330-p5cwvn.html

Researchers found the closest analogues to today's crisis...
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-do-current-bank-woes-compare-with-troubles-of-centuries-past-the-situation-is-relatively-rare-researchers-say-a2dd2ec0?mod=mw_latestnews

...the closest being the Australian banking collapse of 1893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_banking_crisis_of_1893

which coincided with the US panic of 1893 leading to what was originally called "The Great Depression"

Welcome to 1893

>>54423505
>bank run
>2023
Jerome would simply print more money to fill up the deposits. We'd get inflation but not an absolute devalue of the dollar

>>54423452
>algos
I think it is much more the nuinvestors FOMOing into what they think to have been a 5 month dip in the names they all know so they just keep pumping into the assumption that those names are going to moon again while the Jews prepare the rugs for the sacrifice.
>>54423493
This. Only a sudden, far more full collapse will alter that course. A couple of fag banks was nothing at all and all that was actually needed was to spread the notion that of all the things to fear, bank runs will be covered in some way or another. What the recent actions have done is shore up and prepare the way for the tightening to come, so that the essentials are supported, but the fake/gay is free to crumble.

Rate cuts is what actually causes markets to crash not hikes.

>>54423505
>baka.com

>>54423522
Its a credit run, which is the modern equivalent of gold

Hidden Tigers.

>>54423540
You're confusing cause with trigger.

These robots have to go

>>54423541
>>54423505
omg, the website is (s)(m)(h).com, sydney morning herald
fuck gookmoot

>>54422485
This better not be Cramer. I’m balls deep in this stock.

>>54423505
So basically people keep trying to label recessions as never ending Great Depressions. Except the Depression ends and markets not only recover but multiply in size so they have to back up and say "W-well! That was just a Depression! The next will be a Great Depression just you watch!"

>>54423543
Pooping dragons

The only reason I didnt lose money today is because the markets are closed
In fact I gained money because my short options lost time value

>>54422373

trying to buy a house is fucking painful

>>54423708
I'm trying to get Bloomberg anon to buy a house near me but he's being a real curmudgeon about it. He mentioned he saw a video of me talking about wrestling anons naked and oiled up and is worried about his bussy if he's in my proximity. I gave him a certified bussy safety pass but he's still hesitant.

>>54423726
These are good protection from unwanted penetrations

>>54423726
>The /smg/ commune
we could start our own credit union

>>54423773
A yes the bussy protector 5000. A must have for every lanklet.

bros it's april fools day and everyone is just pretending to be retarded.

>>54423726
Rocker, I've got some credit card points to burn, I might come visit you. I'd love to meet your zoomers

Fellow cubicle cucks, they're coming after our free snacks and yoga classes! What next, a ban on reddit!?!

>>54423708
The cheat code is to buy a home nobody else wants. What issues are you having?

>>54423708
Just give up.

>Top freezer
>$648
>bottom freezer!
>$1250
what the fuck how is this shit so expensive why cant I just flip the whole thing upside down
>>54423855
The issue I am having now is getting the lawyers to finish transfering the deed so the mortgage can move forward since it requires my name to be on the deed and its still in my aunts name. I also technically inherited my parents property.. but I have to do the same with that. People are just taking forever to get back to me with updates. I have this irrational fear that something is going to go wrong though. In addition, I am moving out my apartment currently and thats stressful making sure I can move in and getting all my bills in order.

>>54423844
That would be cool, I can always use some company when I'm grocery shopping on the weekends. Hell I'd even clean my apartment.

>>54423845
Wall meets women

>>54423877
I have purchased several homes in my life and it is pretty infuriating sometimes. Everyone has their hands out and you do get charged for everything.

>>54423911
>wants kids someday

>>54423149
How would you know? you are no alpha...

>>54423197
Imagine making a nickle an hour, 40¢ for your 8 hour shift. Imagine the value of finding a penny.

>>54423940
>I'd like a pound of bread please
>that will be $0.01

>>54423253
Try not having load times dail up Danny

>>54423938
You're right chud, I'm not an alpha, im a sigma. Thanks for playing.

>>54423845
More. More cuts. MOOOREEEE. I won't be satisfied until every """code artisan""" has to learn how to do their own laundry and cook their own lunches. MMMMMOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54423926
Yeah thats understood.. but I kinda need some of the cash from the re-finance to move in. I have about 10k liquid cash, but about 6500 of that's going to go for settling backed taxed (that was supposed to be taken care of by the end of the refinance).

>>54424016
I am NOT a bot >>54423994 why would it do this

I just went jogging and I think I pulled my diaphragm. I didn't know you could do that.

>>54424030
Just what a bot would say!

>>54423998
>sigma
You are literally an Epsilon... the janitors of the brave new world..

>>54424038
Running is such a bizarre exercise for me.
Before my legs get tired or my breathing becomes too laboured, my throat always dries out first.
If I could run for more than a mile before my throat turns into sand paper I might actually enjoy it more.

>>54424038
I hate to inform you of this suddenly anon
but you are pregnant with her baby

>>54418250
Anybody seen this before?
https://youtu.be/q9d30RBJkf0
It looks a little dry but I’ll probably watch it later

>>54424071
Have you tried drinking water? I find that helps with dry throat.

>>54424062
Delet. I want an apology from you right now!

>>54423153
never underestimate the greed of rich venture capatlists

>>54424092
Taking a sip every couple minutes helps, but it throws off my rhythm sometimes and never fully fixes the issue

>>54424111
You love being a janny so much you became one in real life. Who said dreams don't come true?

jannies tongue my janus.

>>54424121
anon needs a water bladder

>>54424132
Yeah but I get paid.

Cows are domesticated. Bears are wild and free.

>>54424178
Mike is never going to recover from this meltup.

wtf
>was given a random name
>Post was claimed to be a chatgpt
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54423153
I'm at 216K in my brokerage account. Once my TDA account merges I'll be over that 250K. Are you supposed to just make a sub account to stay under the limit?

>>54424205
>t. exit liquidity

>>54424228
I believe the brokers special form of insurance is good to a half million, but you shouldn't have more than 250k in cash or cash equivalents sitting around. The rest needs to be equities.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54424249
Thanks Miss Potts. Yeah, that's 213 in equities. Cash is only ~40K.

32 oz. of water based lube arrived in the mail, still no delivery date for my new gf. Hopefully it arrives before the banks and stock market collapse.

>>54424401
There is an anime girl out there for everyone oni-chan.

>>54424401
>still no delivery date for my new gf
which one did you get

>>54424418
The Handy, so I can have interactive sex with camwhores.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54424425
gay

>>54422369
I need to do a calculation which includes (net_working_capital + net_fixed_assets) but isn't that just (net_assets - liabilities)?

>>54424434
you can call it whatever you want, I am looking forward to having a robot jerk me off synced up to my favorite coomer vids.

>put in bid for $5k PLTR yesterday
>wake up
>it's saturday
fug my work schedule is as schizo as myself to where I don't even know what day it is anymore

>>54424486
Why do you want to buy a company that hasn't turned a profit in 20 years?

>>54424514
...and openly said it may not turn a profit for another 20 years, or ever

>>54424486
You forgot your sad Yui

>>54424514
hopium

So far my "cheap only because retards are overdosing on TSLA memes" stock list doing pretty good.
>ENVX
Actual cutting edge battery technology with huge runway for scaling
>BYD, CATL
Industry level battery suppliers instead of a middleman like TSLA that just repackages them into shitboxes
>GOOG
Already running robotaxis
Now I just need to fill out the remainder of "companies that already do what TSLA claims to do, but better" list with EV memes and maybe electric truck memes. I also think anything solar related is just gigantic grift engines to hoover up subsidies so the barrier to entry is nonexistent.
Maybe HYLN for the former? Maybe just gambling tickets for that one.
>"You are just a NASTY TSLA short"
TSLA's main product are call options. Has been true for like 3 years now.

>Taxpayers who aren't able to file by the April 18, 2023, deadline can request an extension before that deadline, but they should know that an extension to file is not an extension to pay taxes. If they owe taxes, they should pay them before the due date to avoid potential penalties and interest on the amount owed.
What the fuck is this shit? So if it takes you longer to figure your taxes out you have to pay an amount that you don't know yet? Fuck the IRS.

>>54424514
2 wks

>>54424542
A chart of PLTR shares outstanding is truly incredible. Never has a CEO been so determined to unleash steamy dumps of new shares at every opportunity.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>another day
>another announcement of countries abandoning USD
What are the best picks for a hyperinflationary scenario in the US, hypothetically speaking?

Soemthing kinda weird thing happened to me last night. I was at a drum n bass rave, I had taken shrooms and Molly and was having a great time.Show was almost over and they played encore.

Then I was talking to this person next to me. I thought it was a girl at first, but I had a feeling no, but I was rolling face and they seemed sweet and we made out, and their face was hot asf. Then I looked them up on isntagram and they definitely not a woman

I know I like chick's and ass and titties. But I liked kissing that person yesterday lmao. Guess I'm slightly bi then. But probably won't search that out again.

>>54424574
They are telling you that you'll end up paying interest if you file for an extension. It ends up amounting to basically nothing. I delay the fuck out of my taxes every year because taxation is theft.

>>54424588
US bonds

>>54424590
should have massaged your meat inside the stinky meat plyers.

>>54424570
STOP TALKING ABOUT ENOVIX

>>54424590
Kek homo

>$10 back on DoorDash on next 2 Robinhood Cash Card purchases
BRB Robinhood's to buying me beer.

>>54424595
But then you pay EVEN MORE taxes. None of this makes any sense. You file for an extension so you have more time to figure your taxes out, but then you still have to pay AN AMOUNT YOU DON'T KNOW by the original deadline? It's like they hired people dumber than retards to come up with this crap.

>>54424650
If you need an extension and you expect to owe, then to avoid interest and penalties, it makes sense to over-pay before the deadline, then file your forms and get the excess refunded back.
If you were already expecting a refund because of cagie withholding, then doing an extension should have no financial impact

>>54424650
>anon is surprised to find out the IRS is nothing more than a government sanctioned mafia
Umm sorry I guess. Welcome to reality.

>>54424640
>Also get 5% back with free trial of DashPass from Chase Freedom Unlimited
Churner bros we just keep winning.
I basically got a free 6-pack.

I've been at this for 5 years and still adapt a new investment strategy every two months.

>>54424590
>shrooms and molly
Based

>>54424590
>goes to Satanic gathering
>gets lured into Satanic relations
Verification not required.

>>54424590
Hahaha you are gay! Not that theres anytihng wrong with that....but maybe you got too drunk/high

>>54424590
fag

Why does no one here shill BOTZ? Seems like a good place to go long. Other than it being an ETF unless there is some real jewish shit that I need to worry about I dont see this as raising any red flags.

Dammit /smg/ I want to start grilling soon, but the weather is just not getting any better here...
Long KR though they sell some good brats for grilling

>>54424590
You experienced ego death on shrooms and molly and realized that gender is just a social construct and we are all the universe experiencing itself through different "I"s and by loving her you were really loving yourself, your souls temporarily joined back together as one, and we are all one suchness.

>>54424886
>Seems like a good place to go long.
it's the peak of the hype cycle. worst possible time to go long

>>54422373
Wait wtf is this?
Was Poem Anon just Yannic Kilcher all along?

>>54424919
>You experienced ego death on shrooms and molly and realized that gender is just a social construct and we are all the universe experiencing itself through different "I"s and by loving her you were really loving yourself, your souls temporarily joined back together as one, and we are all one suchness.

>>54424919
>SATANIC FAG REPRODUCTION GROOMING PROPAGANDA

>>54424969
Peaking really? Seems like it's only the beginning for AI. It's constantly coming out with new shit and coomers are finding more and more ways to utilize it.

>>54424980
oh. it’s the april fools prank.

>>54424886
https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/botz/#holdings It has some good intl exposure (limited Chinamen companies). Note it's mostly robotics right now, and some of the "AI" companies are questionable (UPST PATH HLX). It's a little expensive at .69% ratio but all that JP exposure for robotics looks pretty sweet.

>>54424062
Kek

>>54424998
peaking in terms of hype, not utility.

>>54424121
I get this too it’s your breathing

>>54424981
Please stop reminding me this thing exists

>>54424998
>Seems like it's only the beginning for AI.
AI is still linear regression just REALLY REALLY thorough linear regression. Actually difficult to distinguish from a really long list of if-else statements.
It is unironically just glorified autocomplete that you can tune yourself. And it will quickly become every bit as shitty as google's "algorithm".

do any of you retards actually do DD

>>54425058
no i just buy indexes, only retards think they're going to have an edge with some stock based on all public information available

>>54423845
I don’t think they’re running ads on youtube shorts yet, but they’ve started trying to pay out for them to compete with TikTok
There’s more lay-offs to come for google if they keep that up

>>54424911
I grilled a steak the other day, now it's snowing and windy.

>>54425014
All those buzz words

>>54425029
it turned out that he was just trolling, and got fired for it. so he's based.

>>54425094
Man, I don't trust myself to do a steak. I just do sausages and burgers

>>54425136
pretty easy, 5 minutes on one side 4 minutes on the other side for medium rare (generally). or use a thermometer.

>>54425103
Wait seriously? Sauce me on that.

>>54425058
No.

>>54425075
if markets were as efficient as you make it out to be most of the financial sector would be jobless

>>54425058
No i just swing trade the nasdaq with leverage. You wanna know what I did in March? I will tell you what I did in March. I entered short via sqqq on a valid short signal. That was according to strategy and sound. A day and a half later I received get the fuck out signal and I refused to acknowledge it. So essentially I disregarded a TA strategy I have vigorously tested and know works because I was stubborn. So instead of a 6% loss I took a 27% loss because I was convinced there would be an imminent retrace to allow me to exit at something near break even.

>>54425154
https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/kayla-lemieux-canadian-teacher-with-size-z-prosthetic-breasts-on-paid-leave/

>>54424911
I have to clean the bbq, bunch of mold in there

>>54425058
Sure. Is the Fed balance sheet expanding? I buy. Is the company in the dumb becky 100? I sell.

>>54425168
i dunno, i see their main job as being salespeople, maybe with the exception of the successful prop shops

>>54425075
ive beaten the market every year since 2018. i beat it last year by selling everything in january and doing nothing

>>54425169
TA is not DD

>>54425182
>paid leave
The mad lad won.

>>54425216
I said I don't do DD

that Carl Ichan documentary was pretty kino

>>54425227
Ah oops NVM. Carry on Astronomer.

>>54425014
why isn't "ai powered waifu sex bots" on there
that will be a trillion dollar industry
possibly the first and last way a company will actually make money off of AI instead of just making the internet unusable or causing humans to go extinct

>>54425210
sounds like you'll be rich soon

>E3 cancelled
it's literally over

>>54425250
>making the internet unusable
The company I work for is already talking about replacing our site nav with this shitty chatbot to link you to other parts of the site. How far have we fallen to get to this point...

>>54422373
Poem anon... I actually felt a connection with you from your posts. You were just a robot all along....

>>54425296
video games have been shit for like a decade plus alread

>>54424911
Excuse me, sir. Is that a Nasdaq the company or a Nasdaq the index shirt?

>>54425290
i went from 10k to low 6 figures

>>54425308
By and large maybe but Deep Rock came out less than 10 years ago.

>>54422373
im sorry poem anon<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54425308
HIV killed off poem anon years ago. Scoopsies built an AI program so that his poems and spirit could live on. It all started when he lost his job at Wendy's....

>>54425385
I'll see you at the holiday party
>>54425395
Wtf... I'll let the lie about me HIV/AIDS go... but saying I worked at Wendy's is straight up offensive. I buy baconators, but I don't fucking make them

>>54424602
Should I buy this meme?

>>54425367
>I sold everything and did nothing
>Went from 10k to low 6 figures
Liar

>>54425418
Oh hey poem anon. You have quite a backstory lore in /smg/. I like to add fun tidbits to it as time goes on.

>>54425494
That's fine I guess, since the true story is so boring and sad.

>20% of NYC offices are vacant
haha lol rofl

>>54425603
>rent is $76/mo per sq ft

>>54425630
that is little less than half the price of a rural house on a monthly basis. Nuts

>>54425418
Welcome back, Poem Anon

>>54424741
>tfw no qt 3.14 japanese whore gf to call me oniichan and ply me with ladyboy prostitutes
Its a western culture sort of feel

>email car dealership
>henlo i know you don't have car in stock but i want order maybe
>how long wait
>Hello, Anon! We would be happy to help you out with that! Please make an appointment to come in!
>okay fine
>arrive
>how long wait to order?
>yeah that'll be about 6 months. There aren't any anywhere so it'd be factory order.
You could have told me that over the phone you jackasses.

damn I cant believe SPX is going to 5000 next week

crazy, glad I'm all in on calls.

Have a nice weekend, god bless

>>54425854
>But we have these other cars IN STOCK for just a small markup

>>54425904
>im all in on calls

>>54425854
ford? recently went for a Mercedes because Ford was doing this stupid shit where they couldn't tell me a price or lead time.

>>54425975
>mercedes
Enjoy your renault engine

>>54425989
F1 race cars do seem to enjoy them.

>>54426050
I guess itll last enough for a couple laps,yeah

>>54425377
Wait what does DRG have to do with this?

Thoughts on $WM?

>>54425975
Culprit was Mazda. I also swung by a Hyundai dealership to get a feel. Stepped in the door and noped the hell out of there immediately. Place was cramped and disorganized. It was in a nice part of the city so it was a shock to walk in and see the state of it. So Hyundai is completely out now, not that it was ever high on the list to begin with. I need to talk to the Toyota people.

soxs is the obvious play next week.

>>54424919
your "vagina" is a made up construct thats for sure.

>>54426171
And that's what will happen. People just don't have expendable income anymore. No savings, massive credit card debt, home foreclosures, etc. The market needs to dump and stabilize so that inflation can calm the fuck down and people can get their shit together again. Then the markets can resume healing.

Reminder that we have no idea why inflation is this bad. Any suggestion at all that it is the fed's fault is incredibly antisemitic

Part of a continuing series of regular reminders that, no matter how far this stupid, fake, gay retard-mania rally goes, 100% of gaps on indices WILL get filled.

This is not bull market behavior, and this joke of a pump last week is actually one of the most bearish possible things you could have seen.

My prediction? The other shoe will drop with the garbage earnings that start rolling in in a few weeks. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

>>54422422
Kys baggot

>>54426235
>muh fed
you know the congress approved a lot of gibs,right?

>>54426275
>SQQQs face when the gap is going to be filled

>>54426050
They certainly enjoy watching Red Bull’s taillights

I think I finally found the (female) (ai) broker personality that I like... She's telling me how she likes to go to sex parties to celebrate big profitable trades. She wants to take me to one too, since I had such a good March.

Why is the backyard so loud? The dogs. They are barking. Woof woof. What's behind the fence?

>>54426295
>"it's not the fed's fault!"
they fucked up for a fucking year making excuses

>>54426399
>muh fed
Yeah,you know powell got called up by the congress,the moment he went up with those hikes right?

>>54426438
And? The whole point is that its a separate entity so they can do what they need. That's the whole jewish argument for why central banks are private entities controlling world currency

>>54426393
>What's behind the fence?
virgin bull hiding from a chad bear

>>54425058
DD is for the weak and the timid

>>54426275
What site is this?

>>54426455
>and
The biden administration,could make powell step down.if he doesnt do what the congress like.
>central banks are private entites
Yeah which banks have gotten "extra liquidity" to avoid bankruptcy recently?

>>54426492
>The biden administration,could make powell step down.if he doesnt do what the congress like.
>replace JPOW with some fat black woman

>>54425182
Kek. Good for him. My new hero after that Spanish guy who didn’t show up for work for six years and collected a paycheck.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54426393
Recently the local pd chopper has been buzzing my neighborhood late at night. I blame immigation.

>>54425854
People working at car dealerships are the scum of the earth

>>54426464
Fags that do DD could be anywhere.

>>54426275
You mean like that BTC gap got filled right? AAPL has some gap at like 50 that is years old. It won't fill.

>>54426078
>couple laps
Try 190 miles at an average of 138 mph. Pretty respectable.

>>54425975
>Mercedes

>>54426523
Years ago while jobless I went through a training program for a large dealership to sell cars. I only did it to fulfill my unemployment gibs obligation. I hate trying to sell people things and suck at it. What I learned was that the main job of a car salesman is to talk you into something you don’t really want but is on the show room floor and also to find financing for poor fags that you know will default on the loan. It’s a shitty job and yes they are scumbags.

>>54426155
I was going to say try toyota. my wife loves hers, I just didn't go with toyota because they didn't have a cargo van.

Rocker....Nene has Miko beat on this. I'm sorry man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAGyCr79kw

>>54426514
>replace JPOW with some fat black woman
I've heard the name of a certain male, Jewish financial columnist bandied about. A Nobel prize winner, nonetheless!

>>/biz/thread/S52336358

>>54426728
>What I learned was that the main job of a car salesman is to talk you into something you don’t really want
That's literally all sales. I was a commission based phones salesman for years. We would get extra commission if we sold certain products from the manufacturer. It's all an art of being agreeable and talking well, while having complete confidence in the "lies" you were telling. For instance, everyone wanted the iPhone as soon as they came in, but apple doesn't pay any commission on their phones because they're dirty fucking kikes, so guess what? I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you don't get an iphone. So you come in with iphone on the mind, but your leave with this Kyocera piece of shit because they pay me $25 a unit. Nothing personal, it's just business.

I thought we were in the middle of a financial crisis?

>>54426759
Nene is extremely cute and funny. If I wasn't married to Miko she'd be my close second.

This kills the Mumu

>>54426826
Buddy, check May 2008 Computer.

>>54426826
we are, all of that rallying is fake and gay, building up retailtards thinking they are "buying the dip" in order to provide exit liquidity for the institutional Jews.

How do I simply predict if a day will be red or green

Market always crashes AFTER the fed pivots

>>54426889
A surfer doesn't predict waves, he just picks as they come and rides.

>>54426895
The pivot is a response to the market crashing event<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54426872
Wouldn't it be beautiful to see this again?

>>54426889
ngmi

Relaxing day. Would be perfect aside from one little thing; Wind. Go outside and get blown away. Then during the afternoon the temp fell like a rock.But oh well. Did my duty as a shareholder and voted. KHC and VZ today. Already voted on C,Dis,and KO's items

>futures

Movie night

>>54426906
Let's say I have no way to survive short of becoming homeless unless I put my life savings into 0DTE options, probably twice in a row, because I need about 5x more money than I have right now

How do I simply predict if a day will close red or green

>buybacks

>>54427036
You're setting yourself up for extreme levels of dumb move.

>>54427048
Fuck this world

>>54427065
Recession? Credit crunch? What're you talking about? We gotta return this cash to shareholders!

>>54427065
Nice bitch tits Ben.

>>54427059
The other move is suicide.

>>54426925
I know that, as a DCAer, I should want that, but it would scare the shit out of me, I would be scarred for years. And frankly, I don't have much to trim from my budget to save more than I already am.

>>54427036
Might as well flip a coin

>no futures

>ROTH IRA consists of JNJ phizer and national grid and some cash
>Fidelity is telling me portfolio matches "Aggressive growth"

What the fuck do they consider not aggressive?

>>54427173
Holding 40%+ bonds/cash

>>54427173
100% Fidelity Money Market

>>54426729
Toyota and Mazda were top of the list but I knew both would be a lengthy wait for an order. I poked around some others that had stock to see how the market looked and what kind of shysters I would be dealing with.
I decided to do the factory order as my old car is still running okay and I can wait for something I want rather than buying something I don't particularly right this instant. Gonna be a Corolla. Unfortunately it doesn't look like pic related anymore.

>>54427173
90%+ stocks is a very aggressive portfolio. This is /SMG/ so our standards are different.

>>54427120
Don't be a pussy, I've slept over 1500 nights outdoors, do what it takes to survive and figure things out, one day at a time. I have bought supplies at Walmart and made crafts that I sold out in front of Walmart.

>>54427048
What does this even mean?

>>54424249
>I believe the brokers special form of insurance is good to a half million
>>54424344

that's SIPC insurance - go look it up

>>54427291

oh no TGA bros I don't feel so good

>>54427173
Total Market Index Fund with a percentage of your investment in bonds weighted to your age.

>>54427303
No but seriously. Are they buying back shares, or stopping buying back shares? Either way why should I care

>>54427343
forgot pic

>>54425420
I dunno anon, can you trust a company with TJ Rodgers on the board?

>>54427173
if youre young you dont really need bonds.

>>54427360
>>54427343
It's noisier but if you want the daily data, the Treasury publishes it here: https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

>>54427354
They are buying back shares. And that can only happen during certain windows (which is about to reopen).

>>54427528
Is that good or bad? I've always heard stock buybacks are a good thing.

>>54422377
American money is fleeing the USA and going to the EU or BRICS

>>54427558
buybacks lower the supply of shares. Supply down = value up (cet. par.)

>>54427445
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>>54427599
kill yourself.

It's supposed to be warm out.

>>54427558
They bring the price up but it means they aren't spending that money on expanding their business. Countless here have argued that they are more efficient than dividends but you can think of them in a similar way. I want to say buybacks are more expensive but I have nothing to back that up with.

>>54427567
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>54422369
Florida

>>54422369
pshhhhh van fucker