/biz/ - Business & Finance

SPY 410 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LAUGH
AT
BOBO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

Barely made it out in the green ($4.68) for the day before KOLD took another dive against BOILGBTQ+. I bought in right near the peak of the BOIL pump this morning, had TWO FUCKING CHANCES TO SELL AT PLUS THIRTY, and one last chance to sell at plus FITTEEN, then told myself ok fuck it if it gets back down to only plus FIE I am hittin' the send button, so that is what I did. I have now managed to claw myself back up to only ONE FOETY ONE in net losses. Someday ROSS CAMERON WILL MOW MY LAWN AND PAY ME A DOLLAR TO DO IT. I will, of course, need to obtain my own lawn first. BABY STEPS. I AM A MASTER GENIUS TRADER.

bull run is back

my "short" is sideways while the market gigapumps, not sure why

Wtf even was that?

>muh collar
JPM bankrupt by Monday

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54413559
Well that didn't work...

>>54413782
TECHNICALLY...

That thing that just happened is called a flush if you ask me.

>>54413782
Up 12.5%. Bought some cheap short positions

SOXL BROS WE BACK

>>54413782
Speedrunning the
>let the casino close the position, fuck it
Mindset

I wish Trump were indicted every day!

>last minute sell-off instantly bought up
it's literally over. We go to Feb highs next week

>>54413782
Up a whopping 4% this week, would be more if I didn't try to play futures like a dumbass.

>>54413782
not bad. up 1.23%

>>54413782
>MCB
>MARA
>RIOT
>BOIL
>SOUN
>AI
>GFAI

How you think I did desu?

Back to cash gang. Good luck on the new Quarter and remember on Good Friday the market is closed. Praise Jebus!

This strength is really bizarre, but I'll take it. Shit is surging like we are entering some golden age of prosperity. I don't really see that, but whatever. It's like the higher they raise interest rates, the stronger the market gets.

I'm all in on UVIX and set a limit sell at 100
see you in three months

>>54413782
up 7.5% since feb
bretty good

>>54413811
Either we get a crash payout or hyperinflation UBI bucks. Fuck it.

>>54413822
Burry admitted he was wrong. Generational bottom senpai.

>>54413816
what is that portfolio

>that last 10-minute candle

What a rush

>>54413782
Started the day at -22%, finished up +49%. Now just 70% away from my ATH. Just gotta learn to be patient - not every day requires a position.

>>54413782
Not checking

>>54413822
>big pump
>low volume candle
>previous candles were signaling bearish moves
It's a fakeout candle, created to make the end of the quarter look nice. Monday is blood red.

>beat the market
>but not my lonelieness

>>54413839
looks like the stock market version of a "starter pack" kekekeke

>>54413818
Shares or did you open any calls on those?

>>54413822
We're entering a golden era of unprecedented inflation. The market is just pricing in all the extra dollars that are about to be in circulation. Meltup schizo was right all along.

>>54413782
...o-okay

>>54413796
it's called the "make it" candle. 409 calls were 10$ at 3:52

Someone explain the market logic on long-term Inflation now that USD is being replaced as reserve petrol currency?
Has anyone addressed this in any public forum?

>>54413855
>he doesn't beat loneliness with alcohol

>>54413782
I don't want to talk about it.

>>54413857
I don't do options, nor do I have a margin account. I just buy straight common shares to day trade and swing trade on my 6fig account until the recession comes a knocking end of the year.

>>54413839
i dont know man, you tell me. im a retard just buying random etf's.

>>54413833
>Burry admitted he was wrong
HE SAID THAT NON UNIRONICALLY

>>54413822
Rates are coming to an end inflation is over. It's going back to what the value was before this was a problem. But actually going further than that. It's going to go way beyond that valley because inflation actually inflates company stock price in the end too. It's the last thing to go up in price. But here we go. SOXL will be forward splitting again before the end of the year.

Inflation was ALWAYS meant to go into the companies earnings, and thus, into the indexes. It's that fucking simple.

>>54413869
laugh at this grandpa stuck 40 years in the past. It's techdollar that matters. Don't go crying again in 10 years when only then you realize it. We fucking told you.

>>54413869
>USD being replaced
By what? surely not chang currency right?

>>54413869
>he doesn't know the US is the #1 exporter of oil

>>54413855
>lose the market
>my wife is painting our bedroom during her spring break

Nasdaq small caps are still going down

>>54413782
Up another 5% but it doesn't matter because I'm away from ATH by a lot

>bulls getting greedy
Monday will be red and /smg/ will be pink

>>54413910
>monday will be red
Post shorts

>>54413859
We're in the Krugman comes to power universe

You really thought you'd short the market crash and make it didn't you?

>>54413910
Make it so

>hitting long term resistance
Hope you sold at close

>>54413878
You should try doing calls with RIOT some times, even with small amounts of money, shit is comfy

>>54413872
just talk to yourself. you're a great friend, and a good asshole. best enemy you'll ever need.
>>54413888
Technodollar? Is that constantly waiting for the drop that never comes? Can I find that on Tiktok?
>>54413890
I have no idea, and it's not my concern for the limited US focus.
>>54413903
I'm aware we have held that status. That's not a great long-term strategy, that's calculus problem but you are headed towards zero supply. Ask Rome what happened when they leaned on Copper.

It's a pretty simple question, and I understand it's not an easy answer.

This is starting to feel like a bubble....

>>54413926
I have many puts on BOIL I bought at the top today. Already up

>>54413879
just buy spy or qqq if you don't know what you're doing
like me

>>54413957
Maybe if SPX breaks 5k

>>54413957
stop fighting the bull. We are in for a green summer.

>>54413947
Not selling my SQQQ, sorry just not gonna okay!

wasnt the banking crisis supposed to cause more fear in the markets? why are we pumping so hard?

>>54413948
Yeah I know options are more capital efficient but I'm too boomer now to want to learn new things. Markets been crazy since 2018 and there's never a dull moment in finding some stupid stock to trade.

If JPow let the markets reset years ago before it became clown world I might have found time to learn options earlier when the markets actually were boring. Oh well.

>>54413782
I'm green

>>54413782
Bad

Quite bad in fact. T..thanks for asking though

>>54413979
The F.E.D. provided hundreds of billions of dollars of liquidity.

>>54413947

>>54413990
But they always do that

>>54413782
+0.3%

These short calls are costing me. One more week like this and I might have to roll.

>>54413979
those banks gotten bought cheap by you know who,crisis averted

>>54413888
Wtf baste and true

>>54413782
Jesus fuck imagine being a bear

>>54413782
Breddy gud

>>54413986
Coulda jumped into another sh!tty bank like I did. MCB +35% today son. You'll never break even on that FRC 33/share cost basis position before the next news bearish cycle hits.

>>54413979
it's because of the fear we're pumping. Buy/Sell the news. Sell/Buy the rumour.

>>54413999
They were taking it away up until the week of the 15th: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WRESBAL

>>54413979
they printed $38 billion this week, on top of last weeks $400 billion

https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/current/h41.htm

>>54413979
Maybe this is the result of other nations' defocusing on USD as reserve, and instead using those notes for profit? Not sure that fits, since they'd probably just change that out over time into something else, since they still usually planned to buy oil with that money either way.

Is the FED doing the Athletic Club shuffle? Letting the business happen at the back door, so to speak?

I took profit today just to play it safe

>>54413833
He said he was wrong to SAY sell (because that's market manipulation sweaty).

>>54413979
The bank selloff was entrance liquidity

>>54413988
Oh god. What happened?

my portfolio is 100% 300% semiconductors

I'm pretty sure we just broke into a new channel

>>54414012
Why didnt you tell me asshole

People hate me and seethe but every hard prediction that I said I would stand by has come true.

I said for almost a year now 3500 was the bottom.

I said 50 bps was 100% off the table. Even when futures priced it at 90% I stood by it.

I said Fed + govt would support the economy if anything broke and they acted furiously with $400B-$500B to support banks.

And now the Oracle of r/stocks is making a big, bold and new prediction.

3500 is no longer the bottom... Because 3800 is the new bottom. SPX will not only end green, it will never go red this year. Bulls buying now are even safer than last year.

If I'm wrong I give mods permission to ban me permanently. I'm sure they're sick of reports about me and happy to comply.

>>54414030
Based and red pill ed

>>54414015
What happens when they don't print next week and a can of coke costs $10?

I hurt myself today

>>54414044
I sell cans of coke

>>54414027
I YOLOd into weekly puts in anticipation of a bad CPI causing a dump. I was very much wrong.

>>54414014
Oh

>>54414004
Oy Vey!

>>54414021
>>54413881
https://twitter.com/glacialfreedom/status/1641555790560481282
>Three weeks ago he said markets would bottom on March 31st. I plugged that in my phone. At least he’s consistent. Let’s see if he right.


>>54414036
You think I run a trading service here? I thought someone on /smg/ would have said something anyway. It was all over fintwit

>>54414040
>Oracle of r/stocks
>r/stocks

>>54414064
Sensible people with common sense see that I am right and the new bull market has already begun. Bear market is literally over. Done, finished...finito.

But the numerous pessimists here are still clinging on and this is their last stand before they see how wrong they are.

I invite RemindMe's of any duration.

This is not even a 3500-4000 range bound market, a legit new bull market heading to ATH.

>>54414040
You've never posted here before and also go back

>>54414050
Yeah, that's.. gambling. I've made it a rule of mine to never ever buy anything the day of CPI/PCE/FOMC.

>>54414080
I have, I've posted here for weeks. Cope and seethe chud, SPX never below 3800 ever again.

>>54413979
Fundamentals don't matter

>>54413782
Beat the index by .1%. I only have to do that 63 more times and I'll be at par with the shit 'n piss

>>54414044
the shitty jobs are paying $15 an hour now, so its fine

Was gone for a while. Can someone explain the whole AI hype to me? Is it just a psyop or has anything happened? This for real feels orchestrated
t. down 8% on TMF

>>54414098
Wrong, a banking crisis is in fact bullish. These events do matter, bobo losers simply interpret every bullish event as bearish.

>>54414015
That's contrary to the rest of happenings globally. There isn't going to be a cash shortage.

The biggest risk the US faces right now is Demand Inflation as everyone who previously held US dollars tries to buy US goods and services.
This isn't bad for the little guy, but if we're pumping cash into the market willy nilly at the same time, that is bad for the ability to control the flow rates.

International firms will be buying US services and goods with those previous petrodollars. And other things I can assume.

If you're wanting to keep the US from becoming a foreign nation at this point, and you have bank controls, you want to invest in production capacity so there are products deliverable. And you want to get after it yesterday.

>Fed hasn't even pivoted yet and we're still going up
Imagine what next year is gonna look like

>>54414055
>giving a historical example means he was saying the timeframe would repeat exactly

>>54414105
>shitty jobs paying $15
Where?

>>54414108
90% of all intellectual labour will be done by AI by 2050

>>54414108
Well it's straightforward: buy NVDA or you're gay.

>>54414118
SPX will hit 6000 by EOY. Bobos are currently in the disbelief phase, they will start to FOMO in at 5500.

>>54414108
nomalfags got their first real taste of what
LLM's can do.

>>54414118
Bottoms usually happen shortly after the pivoot because if they're pivooting it means shit's on fire.

>>54414108
Computer generated anime titties are the only industry that matters in the future. Make sure you're on the right side of history

>>54414121
Taco Bell in my city pays $15/hr.

>>54414126
Elaborate

>>54414118
>fed hasnt even pivoted

>>54414097
This time it's different!

>>54414097
If it goes back under 3800, do we have an agreement that you will kill yourself? I'll accept a simple suicide note, but by all means Livestream it if you want of course

>>54414139
This time is different, the creator of the yield curve indicator says it is wrong this time. You missed the 3500 bottom, cope, seethe, dilate. Trump lost and is being arrested.

>>54414121
It's pretty funny how even training AI like that will go out of business as you can use AI to generate training data

>>54414123
>top ten reasons why you pee every time you poo and what it says about it says about your sexuality

>>54414147
check the chart of CSCO in 2000. that's NVDA today

Shill me some AI stocks

>>54414160
He won't be able to afford the rope, so no

>>54414160
How underwater are your shorts? You seething assblasted bobotranny.

>>54414147
So either your portfolio has shares of Nvidia stock in it or you need to invest in SIGA's m*nkeypox treatment.

>>54414170
Next Dot com bubble. You really want to play with fire?

>>54414108
>Can someone explain the whole AI hype to me? Is it just a psyop or has anything happened?
It's mostly hype right now but it will definitely be more and more useful in the next decade or two. I expect gilded age tier economic development and social changes. It will make up for the aging population and shitty birth rates but probably cause a lot of strife for normalfags who will lose employment indefinitely or work completely different jobs no one will want to train them for.
Tldr; Be a neet and try to make it before shit hits the fan

>>54414161
>Trump lost and is being arrested.
Good, no one cares about that MIGA Jew here. You must think we're something we're really not, jokes on you, reddit boy. This isn't pol.

>>54414182
There will never be another crash again, the Fed took 6 months to backstop the 2008 crisis, they took 2 days to backstop the 2023 banking crisis with infinite QE. The Fed responding so fast guarantees market crashes can never happen again, only extremely low IQ retards are still bearish.

>>54414170
Google, Microsoft, Meta etc etc will all develop cutting edge AI
NVDA, Intel, AMD will compete about on who's hardware it happens

Nigga just buy FAG

Bobros, I bring you high-strength hopium
https://twitter.com/lawhon_sam/status/1641845877131051012

>>54414195
There's no such thing as pol, it's called /pol/. You're new and should go back to whatever shithole you came from, boboid.

>>54414182
That bubble ran for a good long time

>>54414208
>https://twitter.com/lawhon_sam/status/1641845877131051012
>entire twitter thread is bullish information
>retard interprets it as bearish
Bobos are mentally ill.

I still think it's funny that I bought $100 worth of AMD in 2018 when I was in college and completely forgot about it until last year. God I fucking wish I was born a few years earlier.

>>54414213
>it's called /pol/.
>Do I fit in now, guise?
lol, you're trying way too hard, reddit troon

>>54414213
Pedantic and retarded
What a combo

Tourism,
the US needs to become The Hot Spot for international tourists.

Quality Consumer Goods,
extend your "planned obsolescence" dates just a few months, and capture a bit more share for a better price, or make absolute shit and sell it for pennies. or both. just make sure various things are out there that can be used by shithole nations and near-peers alike.

Intellectual and Financial Services
The first one is covered by sending all these College niggers to 3rd world nations to help with development projects. Highways, sewers, power and comm grids, all of this can be outsourced From the US. The second will never work because you NYC faggots refuse to back anyone but social liberals, which means we all pay more taxes. But they will buy your Government Bonds, which means as long as you can be taxed to pay the interest, they'll at least keep your dollars somewhere other than all your resources.

>>54414251
>Pedantic and retarded
>What a combo
I agree, bobos are consistently retarded.

54414213
Nigger

How do I short the out of control US security apparatus that has gone rogue?

>>54414213
Hello cringefag, you write like a fag and your 2018 meme name is even worse than your faggy posts. Kindly do the needful and fuck off sir.

Rate my AI art bros

I want to kms everytime I see some rich youtuber drop 100,000+ on some stupid shit. Even if I had 1MM coming in each year, I'd still drive an old beater car by choice. Why is it so hard to get lucky in this world? Every rich zoomer immediately goes nigger rich with their money once they get it, and will never build Rothschild wealth.

>>54413782
+1.46% for me today. Gonna go eat some Mexican food tonight and drink beer. Might grill steaks this weekend, I dunno. Have a good weekend /smg/.

>>54414280
>caring about what other people have
Ngmi

Man I don't know what to say but I just REALLY dislike black people.....

>>54413782
I sold. I don't understand this market and I can't stay exposed to price action i don't understand.

>>54414254
The US won't be a tourist destination while homelessness and urbanites run rampant in the cities. What's even worth seeing here? Walmart cage matches? Gun range contests? I can't think of any reason to pay an expensive plane ticket just to see blight.

>>54414265
This is 4chan, funny, simplistic, effective, to the point
>>54414213
This is reddit, long-winded, snarky, unfunny, pedantic

>>54414302
Most based bull, I kneel.

>>54414303
You don't visit the US for the cities like Europe, you visit it for the nature.

Do I short MCB or COIN?
Nothing good will happen for them and I don’t want to miss another SBNY.

Good week boys. Closing 50% of all of my open positions here, bit overweight atm, might see mumu tears next week.

>>54414254
We can add
Air Transit
Boeing is a fucktard company who deserves to have all the decent talent headhunted. Anyone who can put up a quality passenger jet, even at just a couple per month, will be headed in the right direction, and should find itself rich in short order.

Space
The US is currently the tech leader in extra-planetary travel and operations. This can and should be extended into Tourism, Industry and corresponding long-term housing. You can capture a good share of that external USD from "Elites" who want to have sex in zero G.

I went to get a haircut and what in the actual fuck happened in the closing 5 minutes?

Bonds say market crash in July.

>>54414303
It's not just that, it's also that American culture is so ubiquitous in most of the planet. Not a lot of history either, the US isn't a giant museum like Europe is.

>>54414349
Bulls winning

>>54414303
I agree. There's not a one size fits all here. It's gonna be location based. It's going to require taking all those Bond Dollars and using them to plan some development or fund existing forms.

Educational Tourism
Europe has limited spots for College Students, as does most of Asia. US campuses explicitly designed to house foreign students for reasonable costs, will offer a slower way of pulling some of that currency back.

/biz/ bros i need some FA
i owe the IRS 4315 and wanna do the 180 day plan
how much interest am i gonna end up paying?

>>54414401
Very nice.

>options trading

Mumu, I want you to remember this week and how much fun you had. I want you to remember because this is where the fun stops. Prepare your anus for next week, because you guys just provided the Jews the necessary exit pump for them to dump their bags on you. Sorry it has to end this way.

>>54414407
Less than butthole reconstruction surgery would cost if you don't.

>>54414389
Does no one want 3 month or something? I don't know shit about bonds.

>>54414346
Guns
Well, fucking duh.

Drugs
Only really useful if you're not producing in China, and they appear to work.

2
MORE
WEEKS
FOR REAL THIS TIME

Yes, we know, Bobo.

>>54414451
if I pay it on a CC the fee is higher than 4% interest
what is the interest rate on this? I cant' find shit on the website, hoping some bros can chime in from experience

>>54414288
This, thou shalt not covet.

Is there anything, literally anything, bearish on the horizon? "War" is bullish, inflation has been defeated, and good earnings. If rates this low were sufficient, then this inflation really was a FUD and nothing else. I don't see anything bearish in the US and euros will pump regardless so... new bull cycle?
Fuckin hell imagine being a bear right about now

>>54414471
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/markets-are-headed-for-a-rally-right-before-a-recession-pounds-away-at-the-economy-jpmorgan-asset-management-cio-says/ar-AA19kz2v

I'm short with leverage over the weekend

>>54414473
I pay my taxes so I wouldn't know, I just know it'd be cheaper than getting your bussy turned back into a circle instead of a slit if you don't.

Here you go frens. Yellow line is the new quarterly pivot point that just printed. Very strong chance we gravitate back before moving on again.

>>54414487
The only thing I'm bullish on is 3xcopium etfs. They're at an ATH and still pumping

>>54414487
>Is there anything, literally anything, bearish on the horizon?
Pausing rates is usually bearish but I wouldn't be surprised if we pump

>>54414487
Is a risk of hyperdemand inflation in the US and wholesale buyout of US territories to foreigners bearish?
Who is willing to liquidate, and why? How many dollars are they willing to liquidate, at what speed individually and combined, and what do they each expect for them?

Goddamn I'm fucking choking on these xxtra hot cheetos fuck
>inb4 goyslop poster replies

>>54414471
I'll make you a deal. Give me your bussy now and I'll spare your portfolio mumu. This is a better offer than the jews will ever give you so if you're smart you'll take it. You have until futures open on Sunday. I won't ask again.

>Futures

A good day for my fellow SWBI owners.

>>54414512
i do too. I'm just wondering if i should do the payment plan or pay by cc. i think it's cheaper to do the payment plan interest wise even if i drug it out til september

Oh no no no no

>>54414569
That that, that that, that that that did despise was still singing, has nothing to with the color of the eyes of the prince of Austria.

>>54414337
Do you people not short?
What about longing the Vix?

>>54413995
kek

>>54414598
Reduces inflation --> bullish. We just can't stop winning

>>54414598
This all happened because the fed increased rates so fucking quickly. God I hate JPow so fucking much.

>>54414598
Haven't you heard? Bank failures are bullish.

>>54414598
Fuck dem banks.

>>54414623
>he tried to go against the fed

>>54414605
hmm one to many?
been years since I tried to play this.

>VIX at 18

>>54414655
shhhh....

FUCK MCB
AND
FUCK COINBASE

>>54414655
What’s the play? UVXY has too much decay.

>next friday is a holiday
Fuck i do but look at charts,this sucks

>>54414631
Only when it's fag banks.

>>54414487
we're in the mother of all bull traps

Anyone else cash out completely? Never holding over the weekend, especially since the last three Mondays generally sucked

>>54414691
Starting in 1912.

>>54414684
Name a single non-fag bank.

>>54414251
Mon Dieu...

>>54414679
>>54414655
>>54414612
Don't trade the VIX, generally. I bought some far dated OTM calls on it a few times throughout last year as a hedge against a downturn, one day the VIX dropped 10% from like 25 to 23, and the contracts lost like 30% value and never recovered. By the end of it, they still had like 6 months remaining and were down like 80%. I lost over $800 in total.
You can absolutely make money on VIX, but don't just buy it as a hedge "just because", you need to actually know what you're doing.

Also, the market is currently addicted to 0dte SPY/SPX trades, which frontloads a lot of the VIX math, making it unreliable, but contracts are based off this value..

i closed my shorts on aapl, qqq, bx if anyone wants to know what will crash on Monday

Today was a mixed bag. Worked through lunch so got to leave work early. More green landed in the account. Good things. Bad things; the "shat happens" list grew. The big stinky; newegg has the exos hdds on sale. 20TB for only 310.00! Sadly I can't bag due to dealing with the "shat happens" first. (Server needs to expand the storage so I'd need 6x drives). Life sucks sometimes. Back when I was 20-25ish blowing 400 for ex on a whim was no big deal. So you know I could've bagged 1 hdd a month and not give two shats about it. I used to get doujins translated and didn't give a damn about the price tag either.

>>54414655
VIX used to dip below 10 sometimes.

>>54414699
Morgan Stanley

>>54414707
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I think that every time Vix goes below 20 it pops back up.

I also think MCB may be another 0 like SBNY and SI, and Jim Chanos is short Coinbase and it may be the way to play Cross River Bank’s collapse.

>I used to get doujins translated and didn't give a damn about the price tag either.

>>54414108
Neural networks have been the next big thing for a while now. Everything from speech to text, picture touch up, speech synthesis, art creation, and even simple things like object detection in photos have all been because we created neural networks. They've been the first significant jump in AI ever since we coined the term.

What makes them unique is that they need to be created but then trained. So for example if you have a simple NN that has to look at a number and tell you if its 0-9, you'd design the network and then start training it. You'd show it millions of photos and have it guess and then tell it if it got it right or wrong. But this is absurdly complicated. You have to quantify why its wrong and measure it, and then do some bullshit reverse matrix integration to propagate that error down the network to the beginning and tweak it along the way. It's insanely complicated mathematics.

The end result is that once the program works, you have a unique neural network that you yourself don't even understand. You didn't create it, you made the initial net of millions of nodes and then trained it and it created itself. Two people could train the same initial network and arrive at completely different final results. Because its not just the individual nodes but the endless amount of connections between those nodes that are tweaked and grow to be weak or strong from 0.00 to 1.00 in strength.

When a NN sees an image the date goes into a senory input node and just like life that signal travels down into the millions of nodes like a splash in a pond but into an artificial brain, and the end result somewhere in there is what makes the AI make an answer that is correct.

The important thing is this final result is something you can patent. A company could devote its entire existence to designing a single type of AI Neural Network that does one thing. That new age is basically beginning.

>>54414691
Don’t know how we can’t be, almost an entire average year’s worth of gains most in the span of a few days after some of the world’s largest banks started failing and rates are approaching multi-decade highs. Makes me wonder who the hell in retail still has the money to buy when everyone is apparently so poor and can’t afford to pay for basic necessities.

>>54414778
>It's insanely complicated mathematics.

>>54414598
It’s over

High Inflation is causing the prices of everything you buy to be expensive meanwhile wages have remained stagnant causing people to spend less and only on essential items. This lowered consumer spending correlates with lower revenue for businesses and business start laying of staff, culminating in a recession and the stock market crashing. We are in step one and Q1 earnings will earmark the next stage.

>>54414796
TOTAL ML FAG DEATH NOW

IM SICK AND TIRED OF MAKING HALF LESS THAN SOME """"DATASCIENTIST""" CUNT WHILE WORKING WITH REAL WORLD PROBLEMS LIKE NOISE

>>54414796
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics_of_artificial_neural_networks
that's what I would call graduate level math yes

I'm sorry for snapping at you guys earlier, it's that time of the month and I am manstrauting and my dilating sessions have been very painful lately.

Everyone ITM (in this market) are exceptionally schizo right now. You all need to chill.

>>54414828
That's all taught during the freshman year tho

>>54414843
please go find your college class that taught that freshman year

>>54414828
I literally had an exam in undergrad where we had to train a neural net by hand. It's extremely far from being complicated. Alsofyi, perceptron are nothing new and were invented in the 40's

>>54414407
can anyone legit answer this? I can't post my own thread because 4chan isn't liking my aircard

>>54414598
Don't worry about it

what a month. my mom is proud of me again guys, and that's worth a lot more than the substantial amount of money i've made.

>>54414828
Aaaa functions and sums, I'm losing my mind.

>>54414850
I don't think matrix algebra at my school even required calc as a prereq. Could be wrong though.

>>54414598
Sounds like pumping news

>>54414852
>>54414866
The difference between a freshman project and one like chat gpt that has 100,000,000,000 neurons is on another dimension. That's like saying an electrical engineering degree is close to what intel or nvidia do to design their new GPU/CPUs

>>54414881
>That's like saying an electrical engineering degree is close to what intel or nvidia do to design their new GPU/CPUs
The math alone is not the hard part Same deal with LLMs.

>>54414623
The market got used to indefinite rate cuts since the 80s, not Powell's doing

>>54414866
Kek when I was in school the only math I had to take was Pre-Algebra, Algebra I, and Geometry. The year after mine got the shaft though; they had to do Algebra I, Geometry, Algebra II or Calculus

>>54414881
There's nothing stopping you from designing your own CPU using riscv anon.

I have come in here to say...
Oil traders are the biggest paper hand troon scaredy prissy dress wearing faggot cockgobbling retard goatse nigger traders I have ever seen. DO YOU SEE HOW GARBAGE TECH IS DOING? DO YOU SEE HOW BANKS ARE GETTING BAILED OUT? DO YOU SEE THE TOTALY NOT QUANTITATIVE EASING? AND YOU ARE SELLING OIL FOR 75 A BARREL? I AM SO MAD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>54414881
You seem to confuse scale with complexity. Transformers have been around since 2017, the only difference with the different version of OpenAI GPT is the scale of the model.

>>54414940
zoomers design CPU's in minecraft

So which banks will crash AH?

>>54414932
I wonder if linear algebra, matrix handling type shit will be bumped up (down?) with AI making it useful. That one anon is sorta right that it *was* geared more towards upperclassmen and graduate math majors but that was just because they frontloaded calc and diff eq.

new pick-a-nick basket for the bears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpLkt48YrAs

>>54414987
FRC

>>54414856
self bump frens

>>54414987
Non US ones

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I have faith you all will fuck up the market by monday

zoomy zoomy zoooooooom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4SCtjcEJKc

I have about $30k in two Vanguard funds that have yet to report their prices for today...
I only need another $970 to hit my super stretch target for March...
Am I gonna fucking make it, bros?

>>54414254
>Tourism,
>the US needs to become The Hot Spot for international tourists.
Yet I'm still not legally allowed to board a plane leaving for the US from anywhere in the world.

>>54414992
Ironic thing is I don't use none of that stuff in my daily life other than just the basics. And sides even if I did I have a calculator on me anyway. I did the bare ass minimum when I was in school; just enough to graduate. The exception was the computer related classes, those I loaded up on. Didn't kill myself about the whole deal like some people; still managed to walk away with a B avg. (Cousin was opposite; honors student, did the whole above and beyond thing; she's now a corporate lawyer)

>>54415130
>Am I gonna fucking make it, bros?
Yes

>>54413822
What part of banks didn't collapse and infinite money literally isn't a problem with digital currency you don't have to wheelbarrow around aren't you getting?

Alphabcentauri next.

>>54414343
topkek
I haven't seen this clip in a while.

>Orange Boomer going to the slamma'
>soft landing
>Market past the moon now going to Mars
>angry "2 MORE WEEKS" Magaboomers will angrily short
>they will be squeezed until even the fentanyl in their blood seeps out
That's right, I am thinking the Biden Bull is FUCKING BACK

When do I sell NVDA exactly? My current theory is that once I hear normies talking about AI, I should bail out.

Lol my return rate for March... annualized... is 680%
Let's keep it going tech bros

>>54415252
My normie coworker discovered DAN.

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>>54415303
>to fix our markets!
>our

I don't think my put selling strategy is going to work anymore bros

>>54415346
Not unless you want to lose money no. This week was the biggest bull trap since covid.

>>54414916
Not to mention congress spent trillions in helicopter money. that's not the fed's fault

are ADRs a scam? or safu?

>>54415451
well if it's a bull trap I'll sell the puts next week. As long as we don't go into sustained bull

>>54415497
putsRnotDaWae

>SPY didnt touch 410

GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE THE PRICES ON THESE VANGUARD FUNDS TAKING SO LONG TO UPDATE I NEED TO KNOW IF I MADE IT YET OR NOT

>>54415530
bullish

>>54415615
Oh... they just updated... Turns out I missed my March super stretch goal by $546.83... Oh well, at least I hit my stretch goal I guess...

Im moving into a house next week and holy shit there is a ton of stuff to get

>>54415615
>>54415652
What's your "make it" goal? Enough passive income to neet indefinitely? Cuz that's honestly mine.

>>54415728
Yeah, that's the long term goal.
My goal for every month is gain an extra month of runway to NEET. Stretch goal is an extra 2 months. Stretch goal is an extra 3 months. Super stretch would be 4, and I've never been this close to hitting it.
I started March with 42 months of runway, and ended with over 45.
So totally making it would be more months of runway than I expect to live...
Unfortunately, I'll probably live longer than 45 months

reminder that we are here

>>54415771
>Stretch goal is an extra 2 months. Stretch goal is an extra 3 months. Super stretch would be 4
Sorry, I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote
But just by saving from cagie, I can typically gain an extra 1 month
So my primary investing goal is gain 2 months
Stretch goal is 3 months (which I hit for March)
Super stretch would be 4 months (came close)
If I add in my retirement accounts (which I don't usually, because there's penalties for taking money out at my age), I have 80 months, and gained 5 months in March.
Here's a chart.
C = just cash
L = C + liquid assets (stocks, etfs, other funds)
R = L + retirement accounts

>>54415085
Bring them back to $6/dozen please. My heart can't take it every time I walk past that table.

>there are people itt who think the bottom is in when earnings haven't even shit the bed yet
And they will.

>>54415085
Hate these muffins, why do I have to buy 2? they always go bad before I can finish them.

>>54415303
>A broker routing orders first to a wholesaler, who then passes them to the auction, which might route it back to the wholesaler, seems unnecessarily complex and also grants the wholesaler a profound information advantage against other market participants: they get to see orders well before anyone else. The Commission should address this unfair information advantage by having brokers first route to the auction and specify where the order should go if the auction is unsuccessful. That way the entire market has equal knowledge.

Does it? I admit I don't know the current rules about large trade houses. It reads, and again, I don't know how reporting goes with large houses, you want to punish free trading platforms who don't hold their own shares. You want big houses who keep shares (and incidentally share trading rats to curate those portfolios) to be able to perform this same interference by filling from internal supply as they wish, given them a chance to bulk harvest against clients without competition.

>The current rule forces dark pools (Alternative Trading Systems) to provide quotes and trades to consolidated market data IF they wish to operate as an auction. I fully support and appreciate rule changes like this that bring more transparency to dark markets. The investing public should have easy access to what is happening within the markets.
That seems legit, it also seems like a way to allow the legitimization of a trade floor for elites.

>>54414598
>if everyone makes a run, there is insolvency
No shit? Wow, it's almost like that's been true since day one. This nigger editor should be arrested, tonight, for inducing a bankrun, if that's really a charge someone keeps up with.

>>54415897
Freeze them dumble

>>54415875
you mean bullish deflation?

its so great watching all the stupid fucking faggot bears get BTFO day in day out

>>54415303
>I would gladly pay commission to avoid being routed through a wholesaler, especially one with a long record of flouting the law like Citadel Securities.

Really? How much Commission would you be willing to pay?

>>54415897
Why the fuck are you shopping at costco if you don't have a family

STONKS GO UP FOREVER

>>54415951
eww no

>>54415897
The blueberry ones especially. Something about that moisture or the oil or something.

>>54415951
Or even just refrigerate them.

Be forewarned: if everyone does this, you should short COST.

>>54415983
I remember trades costing 5-20 bucks EACH. My boss insists you MUST do that or you're sCrEwEd

>>54415303
>I dislike middlemen that simply exist to get their cut of a transaction that would otherwise occur. I would prefer that money go to pension funds instead of wall st billionaires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq925RDLz4

>>54415995
COST is great long as you stay clear of the stuff that perishes quick. Like I have a freezer full of the individual chicken packets. Also nice to pick up a ribeye roast and grill that baby up, usually cut in in half cause its just me and the wife then do the other half next weekend.

V Shaped bros... it's happening!

>>54415995
The quality is good for the price, that's what I've found, for certain items. Like all places, and all seasons, some things will be better than others. I bought some cheap salsa that gave me the runs everytime I ate it. I also bought a box o microwavable cheeseburgers and I could read every ingredient in the thing. I now only wish I had more space for the burgers. Plus, they feed you and you can buy a big rotisserie chicken (big, not the tiny things they sell at walmart) for $5 all day. Then there's the $1.50 dog and soda, or the $2 pizza slice. The latter is literally half a day's worth of calories.

>>54415875
Impossible. If companies aren't making record profits, they'll just increase prices until they are, and consoomers will be forced to pay them. What are you gonna do, NOT buy them? Inflation will never, ever go down again.

>>54416089
>the $2 pizza slice
>literally half a day's worth of calories
uhh i eat 4 of them every time i go

>>54416125

>>54416089
You're likely not making your membership money back if you're not feeding 3+ people

>>54415897
I'd eat them all in an hour.

Lol I might need to update this formula

>>54416197
>>54416197

>>54415848
just curious what are your monthly expenses?
and do you expect them to change going forward?
housing situation? high or low COL area?

>>54416227
I have an outflow of about $5k/mo, mostly rent... I'm in a HCOL area, so yes I could extend further out if I moved somewhere cheaper. I could definitely cut back on other expenses too... I waste a lot of money at bars/restaurants/coffee shops... but it's the only way I get to interact with other humans in person.

>>54413981
> I know options are more capital efficient
They’re not. If you want to trade directionally you're better served with futures. Options let you use volatility to your advantage to create larger margins of safety or higher return for underpriced volatility.

>>54416152
I pay for my COST membership with my COST creditcard cash-back. I do miss the bratwursts and toppings tho.

>>54416264
For about $140/day you could live in a DoubleTree or a Drury or some other similar, eat breakfast at the hotel, and twice a day at a local all you can eat in a hundred small cities across the US. Your problems in that case are no jobs, and finding a placement where you're not facing a road or bright-lit shopping complex/parkinglot. Add cost of car, or don't and uber, but then you have to find a city with uber drivers.

Hilton HLT does pretty good rooms, and their pay for 4 get 5 or whatever version they have is decent as the upfront costs cuts out on the riff-raff, and the points add up fast.

>>54416354
So you're saying to just live in hotels? I mean... not a terrible idea. I can actually get by on just breakfast most days. Though I think adding the cost of health insurance, cell phone service, gasoline, and car insurance would push the expenses too far.

>>54414078
yeah no. no thanks. thank you though.