/biz/ - Business & Finance

>No edition

A new thread, a new identity.

we're so fucking back

>>54410107
I know what you did last thread.

>>54410095
I cant fucking believe i missed the BOIL pump. Im going to fucking kill myself

>>54410021
I'll probably relink these in the next thread
https://www.wsj.com/articles/pimco-is-saddled-with-a-1-7-billion-default-in-office-market-meltdown-79dcb6fc
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/blackstone-defaults-562-mln-nordic-property-backed-cmbs-bloomberg-news-2023-03-02/#:~:text=March%202%20(Reuters)%20-%20Blackstone,rates%20hit%20European%20property%20values.
https://www.spglobal.com/marketintelligence/en/news-insights/latest-news-headlines/industrial-real-estate-activity-to-ease-in-2023-brookfield-defaults-on-2-loans-74359182

None of this shit is normal.

Also op is a fucking cunt

Wolfspeedbros wgmi
Silicon carbide is the future

>>54410106
OP's an early baking fag edition
Just kidding OP, thanks for baking

Should I take profit on my SOXL now? Seems like we're hitting resistance again and spy is getting close to its last peak too

>Don't forget, you're here forever
and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>54410123

Anyone here use schwab? What's the difference between getting a trade notification versus getting an electronic trade confirmation? Does the latter mean that the money is settled?

Did that dude from yesterday short COIN?

>>54410154
Yes. The first means the trade happened and the second means the trade settled.

>>54410132
NGL I was shitposting pretty hard.

Hey mumu, want to take a guess what happened last time SPY got to these levels earlier in the month?

lol well I wasn't ready to sell my TQQQ bags from 2022 but I guess $27 is it
>fucked by options again

>>54410169
RIP a true hero Abe

>>54410138
Commercial real estate collapse is bullish.

>>54410152
Why do you fucking faggots worship that fat gook?

Feeling kind of bad seeing my numbers go up. Feels like 2021, like I don't deserve these numbers...

>>54410206
He makes you globalists seethe.

oh its red no investment oportuniti - female pajeet

>Close the damn markets! This place is a fucking crime scene. Send in the S.S. to round up all the dirty joos.

>>54410206
>dude you posting that picture means you worship someone!

>>54410095
Everyone is so bullish now. Saying markets will pump all year. Im thinking its a top signal.

>>54410143
Probably, I don't see it breaking out of this $14-$18 pattern very soon. Then again what do I know in this retard market

>>54410138
You don’t know shit about CRE so stop talking like you do.

A few office owners choosing to strategically default instead of throwing good money after bad is not in any way shape or form going to lead to anything systemic

And yes, CRE loan defaults during periods of stress/downturn is entirely normal you fucking retard

>>54410242
>>54410143
Whats your prediction on SOXS? Bottomed or going to zero?

>>54410204
Everyone had sex out of respect.

>Why won't it collapse!
>S-Stop filling the gaps!
>Goy please I can't short if you slurp!
>Goy i-its a falling knofe you are a fool!
>Goy I beg you civilization is collapsing around you!
>Goy no how can you still buy where is this coming from!
>Goy no my Jewish brothers are stabbing me in the back and buying now!
>AIIIIEEEEE GOY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>GOY DO YOU SERIOUSLY PLAN TO PUMP THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>54410206
You're just jealous.

>>54410206
kwab

my dividends are so low. I need bigger dividends, higher yields

>>54410290
Who are you quoting?

>>54410311
You need a bigger portfolio, anon.
t. had this problem early-2022

FRC baggies, you guys holding past earnings in a few weeks?

>pumping right before april fools

>WISH
>+10%

>>54410314
The angry big nose man... Sorry anon I am just having an episode... thanks for being my fren.l and looking out for me.

>>54410095
>sexy JPow broke the back of inflation chuds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlNbtsqWMQ

>>54410333
haven't seen that 33/share cost basis FRC fag these days. Maybe he necked himself.

spy hanging on the pivot

AQB Fishmongers .. this is a stinker

>the nose men not being the ones behind all fake pumps
Why are apoop posters the dumbest people in every thread?

>>54410351
part of the Nasdaq is happy because of QE collection
>FTCH
>AI
>GFAI
>BBAI
>SOUN
>GTLB
>UPST
>ATAI
>NVTA
>DNA
>CVNA

reminder that bears always overstay their welcome. ALWAYS

>>54410237
Burry tweeting that he shouldn't have told people to sell was the most obvious top signal you'll ever get. Burry is no different then Cramer, he's just bearish while Cramer is bullish. On top of that Cramer tweeted this. You'd have to be addicted to losing money to be buying at these levels.

>>54410150
Based Runescape player
Shout out to Zezima Klan chat

>>54410370
I'm still kicking

>futures

>>54410095
>>54407615

>>54410457
>META green
I'm getting shorts ready.
>>54410150
I like the edit of him playing Hearts of Iron and making the entire map Germany.

>>54410449
W-why have you not sold?
>>54410464
I wish that hand was my mouth

>>54410464
>grab_her_by_the_pussy.jpg

Should I DCA my BOIL puts? This pump feels fake

>>54410432
his tweet after that was literally how retarded dip buying zoomers are
self inverse tweet -> jewmedia headlines -> muh top signal -> drop -> profit

>>54410430
I know, right?!
What's their fucking problem...

>>54410489
Oh shit I now remember they indicted Trump yesterday. lmao nobody seems to care.

>>54410345
I remember reading horror stories about having OTM options that you wrote getting assigned on Aprils Fools or Christmas as a prank

>>54410449
kek, why didn't you get into MCB yesterday. Man that was an easy buy EOD from 23 to 30 today when fintwit was going wild trying to push that low volume bank stock down on their conspiracy theories.

https://twitter.com/vidar_research/status/1641432682004635651


You coulda done anything to trade out of this hole yet you choose to be a baggie and let the market gods rule you like a dog.

>>54410457
we fucking did it reddit

All the indicators turned bullish a few days ago...

that means this thing can run towards 4200-4500...

Don't want to chase it... hoping for a pullback... but damnnnn this shit looks real bullish...

Should I cut small cap tech stocks and invest more in mega caps + intel?

>>54410505
It's because it's strictly a political move. Compared to what the crooks in in office right now have done, trump's "crime" is about as serious as cussing in church. He'll never see a day in jail, nor do they want him to. They just want to make him ineligible to run for office again.

>WISH up 11%
Where did the FUD niggers go?

Attention everyone: Technology stocks are the future!
Over

The biggest loss of the end of the bear market aren't shorts being covered, but the memes lost

Bulls fucking suck at making memes

What a great day to end this week on, took profits on 75% of my calls.
TQQQ boys how are we celebrating tonight?
I'm thinking Dinner and booze with the girl

>>54410593
No one is falling for your shilling. Lmao.

>>54410599
Attention everyone. The future of technology stocks is over.

>>54410599
if only people knew they have been using "AI" for at least 2 decades...

>>54410253
What have I said that was wrong you dumb little nigger? You don't know that it won't lead to anything systemic.
If you're saying it's normal during downturns then firstly you're just admitting that there is a downturn, you just don't know the extent you little fuckstick, but also go show me equivalent defaults during other "downturns". Don't pretend that you know any more than me you sad little incel cunt.

BOBO COULD YOU PLEASE CLOSE YOUR SHOOOOOOOOORTS

>>54410623
>I didn't listen and made no easy money
You sure showed me!

>>54410631
Yeah what about video game NPCs

>>54410631
For example image generations is literally only 10 years old tech. "AI" doesn't mean anything.

>>54410653
I don't think you're understanding:
No one cares.

>>54410658
>>54410661
internet search engines too

>>54410631
AI even in 2023 is still a joke. Chatgpt is basically a glorified customer service robot. Most definitely didn't impress me.

>>54410221
Sure dude. Just keep ramming that worm infested gook cock down your throat. You're totally owning the globalists.

>>54410695
I wasn't being serious. Fucks sake we're all here to gamble with the globalists.

>AMD red

>>54410680
I’ve had some funny adventures on it. It’s like playing an old school word file RPG.

>>54410676
I've been thinking if AI will make FDA approval for new drugs a more "sure" thing. The ability to simulate molecules could shift the valuations if odds of acquiring approval are high

https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/02/15/1067904/ai-automation-drug-development/

Also why are sounds broken

>>54410675
Don't cry anon, there's always next time. Maybe you won't be such a nigger faggot on the next cycle

>>54410651
keep them open :)

>>54410581
Invest for the future not for the past

>>54410736
I can't get it to make a scoopsies persona for me, so therefore, it's useless.

>>54410763
Scoops is one of a kind, no AI could ever approximate his...... whatever he has...

>>54410763
Have you added "huge fucking faggot" to your prompt?

Remember this thing?

>>54410763
I’m sure it’s easy but I wouldn’t assist

>DASH
make. it. make. sense.

Sold my AAPL call today for 200% profit. My tea leaves foretold of a blood red Monday because of the end of Q1 and to drive down the high 4hr RSI before the next leg up to SPX 4200. Take profits today, reinvest them on Monday. Screepcap and checkem

>>54410746
No need to project, bro. I'm sorry about those BOIL puts.

The truth is that no one gives a single shit about the day to day noise on your random garbage as it circles the drain to zero. We have more interesting topics to discuss.

>>54410791
You can't include any adjectives that are considered negative or else the pozzed bot completely stonewalls it

>>54410822
I was trying to be humorous, but that's depressing and gay.

the volume is a fucking joke
last green day of the year

>>54410774
Autism, that's the word you're looking for

>>54410809
long goyslop

Why does intel keep rising whilst AMD remains inert?

>>54410809
The stock is up because I can’t stop ordering food off DoorDash
Five Guys
Chipotle
Panda Express
In N Out
Hawaiian BBQ
Poke bowls
Indian Chaat Cafe
Gyro place
israeli schnitzel place

It’s people like me who helped DASH this quarter

Anyway, SPY 320.

>>54410809
>making sense of a senseless world
>hasn't looked at SOUN, AI, GFAI, BBAI
calm down and take your meds chud

It's over. Stocks are going to go up in a straight line forever.

>>54410886
Insiders know Intel is going to take a chunk of the GPU market off of AMD this time next year

>>54410886
japan said they will restrict chip exports so maybe amd is buying from nippon

and so begins my long trek of gradually buying NVDS

>>54410809
>>54410901
I've spent probably $1000+ YTD drunk ordering off DoorDash.

>>54410886
China special operation starting soon

>>54410927
If we lived together and we got drunk together what food would you order with me off DoorDash. Haha.

>>54410886
>why a stock underperforming its sector/industry peers start catching up on the nasdaq breaking out

gee I wonder...

>>54410927
While I don't condone spending money on ordering food, that's cheaper than a DUI I guess.

wheres the VVIX schizo?

bear here
I'm capitulating
market can drop now

>>54410885
>>54410901
>>54410927
It's dash the crypto he's always shilling, dumdums

>>54410924
>>54410914
>>54410932
>>54410943
WHICH IS IT

>>54410914
>take a chunk of the GPU market

>>54410820
>stock market general
>talk about stock
>no one cares about your stock going to zero
13%. Hope you diversified into rope nigger

>>54410974
Who the fuck is going to buy an Intel GPU?

>>54410964
>crypto
>in the stock market general
Sasuga Pajeet-san

nasdaq is way overheated

>>54410942
>>54410948
Half of it is more beer to keep the buzz going because I live close to a DashMart. Half the remainder is Hofbräuhaus. The rest is whatever goyslop sandwiches the drunk college students eat at 2:00 AM.

>>54410958
Don't give up anon. Nothing about this pump is organic

I capitulated my bearish positions and went all in on TQQQ, the bullrun starts now, I'm not sure why but it is

>>54410958
just close your shorts and start longing VIX if you still think a crash is coming

the market is too insane to short anything right now. slurpers are in the driving seat.

>>54410989
I did actually.... My old vega broke and I needed a replacement but I don't play vidya, at best encode some videos

So I got 770

>>54410985
You seem truly devastated that no one cares about your trash. I'm sorry.
Perhaps someday you'll learn.

VANI has no volume lol

>>54410989
>>54410974
just wait. i'm already up 25% on this idea. INTC has big things in the works unironically. They want to compete with AMD in the GPU space

>>54410989
Chuds that buy computers straight OEMs. Intel likes to bully Dell/HP to buy their chips just through undercutting prices of NVDA/AMD.

AMD at least has console GPU market on lock and NVDA still has gamers and the deepfake/ChatGPT market for now. Crypto mining market still iffy.

>>54411021
Wait, isn't that integrated?

>>54411027
>AMD GPU

>Q1 2023 performance
every retard and their dog slurping megacaps

>>54411047
Vega 56

>>54410949
Hi.

>>54411066
post your schizo thesis

>>54411061
Oh, I thought you meant an Intel 770 igpu. Anyway, sounds like you're not part of a target market at all.

>>54411004
I asked you a question. If we lived together. And we got drunk together. What food would we order together off DASH.

Which way will it break bros?

Is bears going out of business?

>>54411027
that's just because of early AI hype. all the AI retards are going to be capitalized by dozens of IPOs coming through the rest of this year. now mind the fact that intel has hemorrhaged talent and failed all their projections for almost a decade.
no shame in admitting you are lucky by just taking the profits

Yeah this is the top, I'm about 20% confident of that

ive been fighting with my taxes for an hour atleast and now ive realized under 1000 losses or wins are not redeemable in taxation.

holy fuck im maximum retard.

>>54410333
Checked. I plan to. Got $10k worth of shares at $18. I believe it will go up past that, I just have to be patient.

>>54411081
Can you use the archive dude? Just type in “VVIX” and “SPY” and you’ll the see the post where I explain the general strategy where you sell SPY put spreads when VVIX starts falling below 100ish

Basically using VVIX as a gauge for how “safe” it is to harvest risk premia ( Spx or SPY puts)

Ffffffffucking. Stop loss tripped. Well i'm /cashgang/ now.

>>54411060
>he buys reddit meme shit stocks

>>54411105
how do you manage to do this?

>>54411017
fomo is a top signal

$BUR is going BRR

There's low-green with declining momentum all day. Next week will crab.
>Monday light red
>Tuesday deep
>Wednesday up slightly on industrials and small cap

This is just natural rhythm. Obviously we could have a black swan next week like an Armenian nationalist damaging Azerbaijani pipelines that knock Europe into a tailspin.

>Even I'm starting to become bullish
This can't be a good sign

>>54411128
>an Armenian nationalist damaging Azerbaijani pipelines that knock Europe into a tailspin.
This is extremely specific.

>>54411094
>>54411102
Kek

>>54411135
first the streets are paved with gold
then they're awash in blood

>>54411119
I'm buying nothing on those levels
it just shows that the whole pump is just supported by megacaps who are extremely crowded and overpriced right now and earnings next month.
imagine they break down

>>54411135
It's not. This is the Jews magnum opus. The exit liquidity of all exit liquidity. You're helping the Jews get out one last time.

>>54411121
adhd which fills your head with thoughts so you forget lot of things.

also im new to stocks and dont know my countries tax laws about stooks much yet.

also being a huge fukken retard.

Time for Maury. Comfy. Unless Tom Lee or JOET are on the news, then I'll switch to that. Those are my niggaz

Anyway, I sold. Too spooky for me.

>>54411128
>>54411142
Armenians are noballs

>>54411162
oof. best of luck fren.

getting closer to sour hour

If you guys were friends with me irl (in real life) what kind of food would we order together from DoorDash?

today on Maury we are bringing you a recap and update of the wildest guests from the past few months!

>>54411184
You mean like a eunuch or did you misspell "noble"?

>>54410901
>>54410927
How can $1000 help DASH? I can understand and rationalize a lot of things in clown world and its markets but seeing companies with such insane evaluation prices despite never making a profit once and that continue to burn cash at insane rates baffles tf out of me. Then again there are plenty of companies out there that actually do well for themselves and get pummeled by shorts. I just want DASH to be properly evaluated and in reality this should be a $3-5 stock.

>>54410747
I remember back in dec 2021 when I made 12k in a day. My portfolio was so much bigger :_(

>>54411027
Intel's reputation isn't what it used to be
I wouldn't be against a gpu from them if they actually make decent products again, they just have to have better drivers than AMD. Doesn't sound too hard.

>>54411208
Would u get bacon cheeseburger and Cajun fries with me from DoorDash ?

>>54411206
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no%20balls

All the ones with initiative left to scam the greater Los Angeles area.

>>54411186
thanks you too.

>>54411217
Did you seriously just link UD? Oh, you're from LA. Explains a lot.

>>54410095
I like credit spreads

>>54411232
No I'm not, but it's the same brain drain you see from a dozen different nations over the years. For example Italian-American mobsters being much more ambitious than Italian ones.

So is operation Sandman a meme??

Or was this the black swan the yield curve was predicting??

>>54411268
I have this theory the Italian mob wasn't actually powerful at all and it's a Hollywood meme.

Check out BBBY. This is what awaits SPY

>>54411285
There were newspapers in the 50s laughing at the "conspiracy theory" of an Italian mob existing in America. Prior to all those big mob trials, of course.

BUR is going

>>54411285
You're correct, the Italian mob wasn't powerful. The "Italian" mob was.

>>54411307
The concept of a conspiracy theory was made up by the CIA anyway.

>>54411272
>So is operation Sandman a meme??
it already started

>>54411285
Let’s relate this conversation to stocks

SCI is a value boomer stock I like. They’re literally a funeral services company.
I think either Shiller or Graham himself talked about how people used to avoid investing in companies associated with businesses that Italian Americans worked in. This included funeral home service companies like SCI.

I’m an Indian zoomer who was born and raised on the west coast so I can’t testify to how “real” the Italian mob memes were, but the fact is that investors actively avoided some equities because the companies were associated with Italian-American mobs

>>54411236
>saved
god I love pantsu

>>54411306
can somebody please explain this Mott Capital meme?

>>54411272
once again as soon as /pol/ starts making threads about this sort of stuff the exact opposite happens

>>54411357
OK

>>54411359
Scoopsies shouldnt you be working right now?

>>54411352
>Saudi Arabia is open yo discussions about trade in currencies also backed by the USD
Also wtf did Biden do the distance the Saudis so much, Trump never had issues with them

>>54411396
Yeah, they even let Trump touch The Orb.

>>54411357
Lynch was the one who talked about that in One Up On Wall Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

It was similar logic to why people don't bet on chinkshit as much as they "should".

>>54411361
pol made a thread about this?
Weren't they right about the vaxxx?

>>54411396
Sperged out about the chainsawed journalist, demanded lower oil prices (by sending a delegation of Jews,) stopped having their back in Yemen (which is basically an existential war for them).

Probably a bunch of shrill tranny and feminist lobbying behind the scenes too.

Now that I think about it, I don't own enough Aramco.

>>54411359
>can somebody please explain this Mott Capital meme?
It's used to ridicule one-dimensional analysis, i.e. drawing downtrend red line on top of carefully selected slice of a chart to maximise fear. Or cherry-picking charts from the history of the stock market to prove your point. Or using TA to support your thesis which is completely detached from reality.

Although it's quite funny, because I made pic related as a meme and it turned out to be true

>>54411393
I am “working”, nigguh
working from home

Let's respect 1 minute of silence for Bobo

...

... ...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54411027
If the "big things" aren't in production phase, I wouldn't bet on them.

>>54411455
>animeposter
>laughing at others

>>54411396
>>54411403
>>54411352
>What is Abraham Accords
Kushner was the one that got all those deals in the Mideast.


Biden pissed MBS off with the Khashoggi sh!t after getting elected but by the time he was ready to suck Saudi dick because of "muh russia sanctions" it was too late to walk it back.

WHERE'S BOBOS BIG CRASH

IS IT IN TWO MORE WEEKS

Could we please have another pandemic, the market was on easy mode back then

>>54411444
Wasted trips, while you are here galavanting on 4chan, a pajeet is working overtime to replace you. It's only a matter of time scoopsies. Perhaps you should take your work more seriously.

>>54411465
funnily enough since US tax day is in two weeks it might be...

>>54411060
>TSLA up 67%
Jesus Christ almighty
>>54411396
Arabs and muzzies follow strength or at least the image of that. Muhammad was a fighter. They respect people who can push back.
Biden is the biggest wet rag since Carter.

Unironically thinking of buying a bit of BBBY. The shares are basically free at this point. I'll just rest 50 in my portfolio for the lulz.

>>54411396
trump cucked to them because his daughter/kushner were pushing him to do whatever they ask. biden hasn't cucked enough so they decided to have a minor chimpout

>>54411463
>Abraham
Oy vey

>>54411483
why did this webm made feel unease?

>>54411489
What a retarded reason to buy a shitco

>>54411460
Anime site. You'll be more comfortable at home, let me help you, Reddit is that way -->
You'll be able to discuss your heavy bags with them.

>>54411504
your brain is working correctly
prepare accordingly

>>54411504
A part of you, the human part, realizes that is a semicircle of predatory people abusing a clearly lost elderly man. However, that part also forgot about his past transgressions.

>>54411489
I got around 100 shares myself just to see what will my broker do once they get delisted.

>>54411460

>>54411520
I mean come on you’re a grown man who watches cartoons of little girls.

>>54411455
I'M STILL ALIVE MOTHERFUCKER
(in cash now)
(less cash than before)
STILL ALIVE

>>54411560
You're a grown man worrying what another grown man does with his own free time. And you are doing it for free.

At least we're getting some action out of BOIL. Speaking of which

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54411541
Watch them send one of those letters to you about responsible investing. I think one of the US brokers does that to its most retarded clients.

>>54411560
i mostly watch the teenage girls

>>54411359
As for history of the meme, someone was constantly reposting pic related for months at the end of 2022. Anyone who listened to that person would miss generational bottom in October. Dude was smug and unbearable and his arguments made no sense. The only argument he had was "look at this chart from Mott Capital".

YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT

>>54411581
muh KOLD is sufferin'

>>54411587
Can't wait. It's 0.1% of my portfolio so it would be funny to get schooled because of that.

>>54411598
Uh, Mr. SOXLsinger, sir...

>>54411489
Their market cap is $53.45 million and they're trying to raise $300 million in a share offering to avoid bankruptcy.
If you spent $53.45 million to buy all the shares you'd be responsible for their $3.64 billion debt.

>>54411504
One of the most powerful positions in the world is being held by a man with end stage dementia. Feeling uneasy is mild compared to how you should really feel.

>SIVBQ pumping
I wonder whos buying

>>54411581
>boilniggers finna get heemed again

>>54411620
That's a big slurp

SPY is going to crash into close. We will end the day at $404

>>54411648

>>54411620
>If you spent $53.45 million to buy all the shares you'd be responsible for their $3.64 billion debt.
Correction: if I spent $5.345 million and put my broker on the hook for the remaining $48.105...

wtf is operation sandman

>>54411655
And we will end next week at 304. You don't want to know why.

>>54411480
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

>>54411680
>You don't want to know why.
What? Yes I do!

>>54411102
wow I finally did it correctly

>>54411677
just schizos that hate their lives making shit up

MCOM nigs wtf was that a reverse split?

>>54411620
>Their market cap is $53.45 million and they're trying to raise $300 million in a share offering to avoid bankruptcy.
How? I didn't think this was possible.

>>54411692
Do you know what the FDIC does over weekends?

>bought the top of MMM

How could I get duped like this yet again? Surly buying INTC next week wont do the same thing right?

>>54411700
https://www.tipranks.com/news/bbby-looking-to-raise-300m-to-avoid-bankruptcy

>>54411677
Top secret new Metallica album.

>>54411711
Uh, shits bricks and gambles on crypto in the hopes of being solvent?

Baking

>>54411700
You can think of share dilutions a bit like high risk loans. Spicier than traditional bonds or revolving credit from banks or what have you, they're a last ditch maneuver to get some kind of capital somehow.

>>54411724

>>54411723
>Who insures the deposit insurers

>>54411741
Corporeal loans against the people of the USA I reckon.

Name one tech company outside of microsoft apple and cisco that produced a profit AND a product/service that is unavoidable since january 2000. Techbaggies I'm waiting.

>>54411718
>>54411727
So mostly wishful thinking and a last hail mary to raise some capital at all. There's no way this doesn't end with delistment. Still, bought 10 shares. Curious what will happen when it's delisted.

>>54411684
https://youtu.be/UXEwxaVwBNU

>>54411741
The money printer

>>54411755

>>54411754
>do my research for me

>>54411754
Well Amazon's produced profits. They keep reinvesting them but the core business isn't some money losing ARKK shit.

>>54411665
The guy who made the meme in your pic must be really funny. And handsome.

>>54411680
i'll believe it when i see it, mr. goldstein

Remember when people thought shroom stocks would skyrocket?

>>54411755
>he signed the berth certificate
>he isn't a sovereign citizen

>>54411793
Not until 2025 at the earliest

>>54411776
Zero profits no dividends to shareholders despite being a megacap and a moat on a sector. Will perform poorly in high interest environment like crypto. Baggies I am waiting...

>>54411677
MF DOOM's unreleased final album
RIP

>>54411754
Tech really doesn't produce shit anymore does it

>>54411832
You wanted a tech company that's widely used and profitable. "Zero profits" is wrong. And "no dividends" is Boomer brainrot.

>>54411805
I AM NOT A NUMBER; I AM A FREE MAN.

>>54411850
Don't play with that :c

>>54410150
based fellow roman wall artist

>>54411850
F

>>54411560
wheredoyouthinkyouare.tga

>>54411855
>zero profits but we make profits
dead companies that dont generate value of their own to shareholders
>no dividends is bad
Companies that are either immature and are set to fail or fail without money printer help, serious money walks away

>>54411852
correct, just a bunch of bitcoins running around

>>54411852
nope. all the top minds from the world flock to these companies and just sit around and do nothing but make tiktoks and eat at the breakfast bar

>>54411883
>.tga

trending on stocktwits must be a short signal

Today I lost about 590 Euros on DAX, fixed stoploss 15660. So when we got to 15558,8 I was liquidated. We got to 15600, kek. So dumb. Dumber of me to open these shorts on wednesday.

>>54411886
I know you're trolling but you have to imagine there are some Boomers out there thinking shit like "GE didn't do buybacks in the 60s! I don't trust this newfangled financial engineering!" Really quite sad.

>>54411925
Your saga inspires us all, DAXshortanon.

>>54411893
I honestly can respect that

>>54411948
>>54411925
Wait, completely wrong. Fixed Stoploss was 15660. Liquidation 15658,8 (spread 1,2). We barely got over 15660

>semtech misses earnings by 1 cent
>plunges 25%

why wasn't this true for micron

Spy constantly goes up all morning long until I buy a call
Then it crabs
I'm God. Bow, now.

>>54411908
>his browser doesn't support .tga, .tiff and .bsv files

How do I profit from 90's mangas correctly predicting the death of japan and rise of globohomo?

>>54411850
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
After you, who's last? It's DOOM, he's the worst known
That'll have your boom blown or either thirst bone
Rock it to 'em, burst clone, just don't curse the throne
Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go
So he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o
Pan it, can't understand it, ban it
The underhanded ranted, planned it and left 'em stranded
The best, any who profess will be remanded
Yes sir, request permission to be candid? Granted
I don't think we can handle a style so rancid
He flipped it like Madlib, did a old jazz standard
Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly
Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G
One black, one Spanish, one Chinese
It keeps the woody shiny year-round like a pine tree
Don't sign me, I'm about to get a mil' without 'em
Crowd him off the shelf, he's the villain, and what about him?
So, and he's a jerk and you don't know him
Mad how he expand work but won't show 'em
Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes
Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries
All rise, so far odd as a ruple
So raw, break it down and make quadruple
It's crucial, you could see it in his pupil
And this time when he get it he'll waste it on somethin' useful

>SOUN +45%
>SOUNDHOUND AI, Inc.

I LOVE THIS CLOWN WORLD MARKET BABY

What with the retarded pumps lately?

>>54412049
Is it really a prediction if it was already happening

>>54411741
So... tech trannys CEOs, Chinese depositors, VC funds, Prince Harry, etc. robbed the FDIC which is now insolvent? So average depositors will get nothing when the real crisis happens?

>>54412083
>>54412083

>>54411991
They dumped because they gave out their 2024 q1 guidance a year ahead and it's garbage

>>54411793
>ATAI +16%
well there's some life coming back on the Pivot rally

>>54412074
This was written right after the bubble pop in japan, so from a japanese perspective, neither of those things were currently happening.

dollar is dead BRICS forming their own currency.

>several idiots with multiple posts in the thread
>thread nearing limit so nobody wants to post because they know it's a low return on (you)'s
>they're all too lazy to bake a new one
cowardice and vanity. shameful behavior /smg/
i solved a very difficult captcha to bring you this message.

>>54412077
Either depositors are wiped, the FDIC levies emergency fees from banks (that are already starved of liquidity from deposit flight), or the Treasury bails them out from the TGA (which is down to $162b) and we slam into the debt ceiling months early.

>>54412124
I really really respect women

>>54412062

>>54412124
(you)

>>54412062
probably too late to buy

surely not everyone was kung fu fighting

>>54412203
I already sold once the ticker went wild. Good day trade from the open.

AI made a 17% move today.

Can someone please post a face of anguish on my behalf as I have none on file.

>>54410505
Because it's uninteresting. If it were big charges they would have leaked it already.

>>54412379

>>54412524
Thank you.