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I should not have said to sell.

WHAT THE POOP??

Repeat: How can this EU market be so cucked that it pumps on higher EU core inflation and pumps on lower US core inflation. What sense does this make?

This day is dedicated to all the girls who wear abercrombie & fitch
Lets pump it!!
*buys $90 in SPY calls*

VIX below 19

It's pumping
Hope it pumps more so I can sell everything and buy a new dip in a week

>>54408542
I told Michael to tweet "sell" and he did it! The absolute madman.

Unfuckingbelievable

>>54408549
Forgot to add: It also pumps on far less than expected Retail Sales in germany and US is also cooling.

Anyway, so we're really cool with 3 gap up days?

Is JEPI really a scam bros...

Do I hold intel over weekend? I bought it at 26$ and used leverage, so far it has been fine.

>>54408549
Based on your posts I know DAX will never die until everyone thinks it going down is a retarded idea. Save yourself the stress and stop thinking about it logically

How's my portfolio, Gentlemen?

Bite the tip. This is financial advice.

>>54408549
Everyone thought EU was completely fucked last year. Expectations were on the floor. Now it's becoming a momentum trade.

Are there actually people in the stock market shouting and screaming or is it in reality only one guy in front of a computer dictating what the line (indices) does? Sometimes it doesn't feel at all as if there was "bulls & bears".

>>54408610
That is the tranny portfolio..

>>54408610
You're already dead

>>54408549
news is bullish

>>54408624
BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL

>>54408630
Well then, let's see your portfolio

How the fuck are people aping into c3 AI still?

>>54408595
If it's not a sideways market, yes

>>54408644
How do you mean? In what regard?

>>54408652
It's all commodities and commodity producers.

>>54408595
The real scam was the friends we made along the way

>>54408662
AI = line go up.

Simple as.

>>54408673
Two are actual commodoties producers, Two are retailers, two are beverages, and three are REITS. I do want to diversify more soon though. Can't decide between Tech or heavy Industry

>>54408676
But it’s not even a real company that deserves to go up

>>54408675
,-.-.
`. ,'
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>>54408662
Same reason they're buying NVDA

Rippen

>>54408645
What part of it?
>both

>>54408607
It's fuckin retarded. Especially that recovery. 3 weeks ago when it wa dumping it did these fuckin zigzag movements, ALBEIT banks crashing. Now it pumps almost straight through. EVERYTHING forgotten. Core inflation (the important part) still rising, consumption decreasing. Nothing stops it. Line goes where it looks as if an autistic faggot is sitting there and drawing it (almost same spot as 4 weeks ago). You can't tell me this pattern is "organic" trading.

>>54408673
extremely based

i know we're still long INTC but i've got another one for you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c

>>54408624
>>54408647
there are some old fashioned guys still doing this for commodities, yes:

https://www.danielstrading.com/education/futures-options-101/trading-pit

>Palm in means an offer to buy
>Hand away and in front of body means show price
>Hand touching or near face shows quantity. Touching forehead and hand sideways means buy 70 contracts.
>In pit trading, hand signals, as well as vocal open outcry, relay quantity and price information between traders and brokers across the pit. As in any auction situation, a trader’s action or word is a bond. With billions of dollars at stake, each action in the pits is actually a carefully recorded and executed trade agreement.

>>54408733
>Tinnitus intensifies

>>54408670
Take your profit before monday

>Green all week
Give me hopium bobros

>>54408675
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>>54408610
Add lockheed&martin and general dynamics. Things are going to heat up in the world very soon.

FRC RED TO GREEN!!!!

>>54408711
You know, maybe just maybe... If you think that the market is wrong, maybe you're just wrong - or possibly you have no idea what's going on and your model is off?

>BBBY
TOTAL BAGGIE DEATH

>>54408783
That's not an explanation or an argument for what is happening

>>54408744
Bank failures are not bullish. Low volume days and money managers want their Q1 bonus. If in the next quarter markets are still pushing up speculative prices on companies with consecutive negative revenue growth while credit lines are tightening then we are way past clown world

>>54408733
What is MMM -really-? I dont want to invest in some stock like UONE

I'm moving on Monday to my first real job. Leaving the Eastern Time Zone and going to the Mountain Time Zone.

I WILL NOT BE BAMBOOZLED MR MARKET CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

>>54408740
if you want a stock where everything is perfect and all the analysts say buy go ahead and pay 50x earnings for nvidia

>>54408828
Fuck off we're full. Mountain is the GOAT time zone btw.

Mother of crab days. Just give me something. I don't care if it rips up or down, just something to trade

>>54408695
>deserves to go up
NGMI with that attitude

Right now "AI" is the meme du jour.
>AI
>SOUN
>BBAI
>GFAI

>>54408796
Not really, no - not that I've would share with a total stranger either considering that it took half a decade of turbo-autistic trial and error to get somewhat of an idea what's actually going on.
Anyway, it was just a friendly suggestion.

>>54408840
Anon you're not supposed to get this emotional about your holds.

>>54408826
3M produces everything. From post it notes to occupation safety equipment to dental equipment, to laminates and abrasives. They make everything

FRCbros... it's happening

had to roll my naked spy calls i sold again

>>54408868
she makes me seethe
she is too attractive

>>54408855
market looks lively to me
MARA, ATAI, MCB, GFAI, BBAI

>>54408571
All he had to do was keep his mouth shut and he would have died a legend.

OHHHHHH IT'S GOING HIGHER!!!

>>54408867
>I don't know myself

>S. Marty Pants

>market rallying on 25 basis point rise

Powell better take the fucking hint and go to 100 next month. This market isn't going to learn with a kid glove approach

Intel PT?

>>54408828

Double top NVDA
Also shooting star a few days ago
Also a new credit crisis about to hit (CRE). You had a couple of weeks to wave your dicks around though, mumu, don't feel bad.

>>54408950
Inflation is defeated bobro. It's over.

>>54408949
$50

BOBO YOU BETTER RUN BOBO YOU BETTER HIDE

>>54408949
unironically 250

>>54408854
>Mountain is the GOAT time zone btw.
>Not Central Time
Lmao you okay, faggot?

>>54408983
Gross, you must be some kind of Ohionigger.

>>54408963
Inflation may be defeated, but I'll be eating budget feed forever

>>54408972
>he
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>54408983
>being a flyover

>>54408974
>>54408967
You're so full of shit. You think you know better than real analysts who work for big firms?

>>54409005
Ohio is eastern time faggot

>>54408950
Inflation needs to go UP at this point
The CPI can be around 6% again and the market isn't going to care

>>54409024
Gross you must be some kind of Chicagonigger.

>>54409021
>analysts
Those are salesmen, anon.

>>54408925
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
I was here buying anything and everything during march 9-10 while everyone on 4chan and twitter thought armageddon was just around the corner.
I bought the bottom in october and I sold the top in january 2022. Each and every time I was piled on by pretty much everyone. It wasn't luck.

Hate this fuckin forced degenerate climb. 4 points up, 2-3 points down, 5 up and so on. When it crashes it happens suddenly on no news or news that nobody knows about at that moment.

AND EU STILL PUMPS HARDER THAN US. FUCKIN ECB worthless pieces of shit made our money completely worthless.

I'm going to be responsible and wait for a reasonable pullback on INTC before buying in. Not going to buy the top of something yet again.

>>54409033
>how do I check timezones
Ngmi

>>54408950
Clearly whatever they have been doing up to this point has worked so why would they do anything? Amirite?

>>54409021
I have never been convinced analysts actually understand anything about the companies they speculate about. In a sense they are as much of an authority as a journalist.

>>54408624
yes it's called open outcry.

If I'm down big should I just cut my losses or DCA?

>>54409067
There's nothing relevant in Central anyway.

>>54408855
what are the crab days?

Everything going up together, so nice to see, like a rainbow.
Oil
Silver
Tech
DXY
TLT
Almost like this is it.

>>54408950
recession is coming ;)

>>54409086
>There's nothing relevant in Central anyway.
Yeah, just comfy living. Have fun in your big gay apple, or some shit. lmfao

>>54409051
No, I can believe you. I was thinking about buying individual stocks in October too. But I was too afraid. Wanted Veolia, Voestalpine, Vale, Gerdau and what not. Even Rolly Royce, but I thought it was too risky.

I also shorted Dow in December 1, but I stopped, since I'm EU and I can't really tell how US economy is.

/oats

>>54409108
2 more weeks? Summer time recession? Yea right goy

>>54409091
Really hoping people having been at least looking at JNUG and GLD, as well.
I've been posting about it for weeks, at this point.

>>54409087
Any day when I don't immediately see a good trade to take is a crab day.

>>54409083
Depends on what you hold, but next time have an exit plan if you don't have the tolerance to be down big

>>54409118
Oatsisters, we are doomed.

>>54409091
The bottom is in

>do you live in the best states?

>>54409083
>Down big
On options or long/short shares? Hell doesn't matter the answer is the same... MARTINGALE

>>54409109
Sorry, I forgot all the superfund sites. That's relevant I guess.

>>54409153
Or the worst states?

>>54409153
Last I checked my state was 3rd or 4th highest tax burden. Doesn't feel like I get anything for all that I pay.

motherfuckin bullshit, 600 euros gone. SOn of a bitch DAX. Hit right my stop loss at 15660. Fuckin bullshit, Why did I short Wednesday? So stupid. Should have expected this to be complete scamwick bullshit.

It’s so funny seeing economic/political doomers get btfo constantly
Fucking morons
>pic unrelated

Come on TECH... keep pumping! You are the future of humanity, and this is your most important day

>MU

>>54409126
I'm not dumb enough to buy miners
And also not dumb enough to buy gold as an ETF, I just buy physical
>>54409154
lol

>>54409179
I live in Taxachusetts

I hope everyone is selling. This is your week to get out. April, will not be fun

>>54409179
>TFW NJ

Bros what do I do? My portfolio is gaining value but my broker might go outta /biz/. Thanks for playing? No fucking way bros.

>>54409191
If it's any consolation, this whole exercise was a giant bulltrap. They're going to do their usual shit and start the fireworks in after-hours later.

>>54409191
And now it retreats. I knew 15660 was too risky. Fuckin knew it would hit it. FUckin hate when I get greedy and frustrated,

>>54409236
I am hedged on it >>54408930

PALI come on

SPY to 500? Try SPY to 900.

>>54409233
>Florida man

OXY has been absolutely pegged for th last two going on three days.

HEY /SMG/ ANERICAS FAVORITE CHEF, ERIC THEISS IS BACK AGAIN TO SERVE UP SOME DELICIOUS TABLETOP OVEN BURNT BURGERS. I COOKED ONE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU JEET AND BONG ANONS. EAT UP WHILE THEY ARE HOT.
.

>Boil up and crabbing now

I'm getting nervous...

>>54409235
Do your part to incite a bank run :^)
But seriously don't be complacent about your broker exploding. At least do some research about their health

>>54409052
Bulls take the stairs, bears jump out the window

>>54409052
bro, stop trading. it's not for you. just give me your money i'll make us both rich

>>54409201
What is MU?

>>54409236
I mean, is this some kind of stupid simulation. How is it that it goes 1. exactly where I set stoploss(that can't be altered) and that we manage to climb back in 2 weeks exactly the same way we fell in 2 weeks? This despite worse data, banks failing and so on.

Simply looking at this chart, makes me question my sanity.

>>54409279
You should be. The FDIC might need a bailout

>>54409304
monsters university, his favorite movie

>>54409010
>the major brand
>budget
picrel is indistinguishable yet more affordable, I have 2 cans rn

Why didn’t anyone tell me to buy C3 AI calls this week?

>>54409281
>Do your part to incite a bank run :^)
Asking an honest question is inciting a bank run? What's the deal with the downgrade? Big money Jews making a power move to get small money like me under their roof? What do?

>>54409304
A Greek letter.

>>54409203
>le SETF
lol okay tinfoiler.

AI is above 30 bros. It's happening

>>54408511
INTC chads stay winning

>>54408595
My divvies say no

>>54409295
no, I will burn my money

>>54409317
True, I guess I'm too bougy for wallyworld. My regional grocer only has the Quaker brand for old fashioned cut

>>54409222
Mass is actually pretty average.

>>54409310
Should I be pulling my money out of the bank? I’m gettin just a wee bit nervous.

>>54409317
Also I'm convinced there is more cardboard parts per million in the generic brand stuff

Biden bideflated Putinflation

>>54409317
>Great Value
>Not buying Kirkland Signature at Costco and saving even more+ 2% more annually

Cuts in may pls

>>54409382
I thought Trump already capped insulin

>>54409355
I just put in pick up orders on the website and they bring it to the vehicle I borrow to pick them up. It is hard to get more "bougy" than being served thusly.

>>54409369
what about that image makes you think your money isn’t safe, idiot

>>54409382
>in nearly two years
You mean since he took office? It’s 2023. The youth are reatrded for loving their surrogate grandpa.

>>54409236
Also it was easy to tell the US would pump, indicators and everything. But c'mon man, must EU pump everytime the fuckin US pumps? Absolutely annoying that I didn't consider that US pumping would again lead to EU pumping even harder.

>>54409395
lol Biden undid that first day in office then they turned around and reinstated it to claim a victory.

>>54409389
Respect this dude for the food court prices alone
Absolute legend

>>54409395
He did, it got undone when Biden blanket stripped a bunch of Trump Policies.

>>54409382
Cool. Now what about housing?

>>54409389
>living in a city
I prefer not driving 2 hours each way to get groceries, thanks.

Why is soxl crabbing

>>54409400
>the vehicle I borrow

>>54409417
>>54409414
>>54409395

is it schizo to think that people don't want to hold their stocks over the 3 day weekend, so there will be a selloff by close?

>>54409404
Who are you calling idiot? Keep talking about doomers getting btfo whilst they’ve been correct?

>>54409306
It's been the same for anyone here desu. Don't fall for the reddit troon shills who think they're being funny and edgy by being mumus suddenly. They're also talking about supporting Ukraine so it's probably just a big shitpost.

Fundamentals still matter, the market will learn that soon, the yield curve is still massively and historically inverted, the other stuff most bobros have mentioned in past threads, such as the credit tightening, bank fuckery, commercial real estate wobbling (this is already emerging as the new crisis), rates rising despite troons continually squawking like monkeys about rate cuts/pivooooot, PCE just rose today, etc etc. Stay bearish, only fucking idiots are getting baited out by this bullshit.

>>54409437
Yes

So are we all in on BOIL or KOLD?

>>54409315

>>54409422
I don't live in a city and I have a Costco nearby.

>>54409400
True but I like my local regional chain. They were good to us non mask wearers during the pandemic. I'll go to Walmart every once in a while but, you are right staying in your car is much comfier than walking all the way to the back of the huge warehouse just for some milk and eggs.

>INTC will unironically be 90$ EOY
Their roadmap is pretty ambitious. 5nm EOY, 3nm 1H 24, 1.8nm 2025

>>54409450
Split them 50/50.

>>54409430
>not being an elderly destitute autist with debilitating health issues
spotted the normie

>>54409332

So line go up forever now?

>>54409464
Hedging is for pussies

>>54409430
Don't be h8in son

Not closing my puts. They will be green soon enough.

You gotta be kidding me, a third day in a row of giga pumping. This is fucking ridiculous.

>>54409437
Not schizo at all

>>54409450
I'm in KOLD rn
>>54409456
>living near a city

>>54408610
drop stag and agnc, then we can talk

>>54409437
I bet it's the opposite, I bet niggaz fomo in

>>54409432
Not so much clown as Lucifer…

>>54409476
You betcha

>>54409437
The stock market is literally not allowed to go down.
Take your meds.

>>54409505
Literally everything brandon does is fucking clownworld.

>blow it out your ass

>>54409439
Because the Dow is down 4% in a year the doomer retards are right? Why don’t you zoom out a little moron

>>54409437
3 day?
isn't it Saturday and Sunday?

Patriots are in trusts positions

I missed out on buying anything huh? Fuck in depressed. I got 10k and I just want to dump it into something worthwhile.

permabulls (the good guys) win again

>>54409514
I'll never accept defeat mumu. Go ahead and enjoy this while it lasts, I'll be back. I'll be training, preparing to destroy you.

>>54409440
Yeah, everything points down, but no. I think I'll just leave my pc and look in 1-2 months. Liquidated or not, fuck it.

Today simply fuckin annoys me, because I knew when I opened these highly leveraged positions on Wednesday that it was stupid, but I simply underestimated the retardation of this market. Especially that it didn't even attempt at having some kind of pullback. It simply melted up.

>>54409537
>I missed out on buying anything huh?
Nigga just like my boy Cramer says, there's always a bull market somewhere. Buy FRC.

>>54409530
Ah you're right. I thought it was Good Monday instead of Good Friday, lol.

>>54409488
I don't live near a city either, the closest city is north about 60 miles. Bigger one 200 miles south.

>>54409390
depends on April PCE, CPI, UR.

>>54409541
>I'll be training, preparing to destroy you.
Not if I destroy you first.

>>54409553
If they put Costco anywhere near you then you are mighty close to *something*.

>>54409569
You cannot kill a bobo, only temporarily disable him.

>>54409577
Yeah. A bunch of retirees with grandkids.

>>54409478
I haven't kept up on this wizard trial, but this image made me laugh.

>>54409577
Based

Sugoi

>>54409595
I would know. I am one...
OR AM I?

>>54409595
True, but only because bobos come out of their hole to claim victory every time there’s a slightly red day before slinking back on a return to the norm

>>54409282
Bulls take elevators, bears take stairs

What rules do you trade by?
ie. never trade before 10am, don't trade on report days etc..

Meh, I'm cashing out today, the stock market's gotten too squirrely for me where it pumps and bad and good news no matter what. Today at 4PM EST I join the cashgang.

Whats SMG favorite meme? I love collecting the middle finger pepes/bobos.

So what would make the markets dump now?

>>54409624
Bobo's always have a few tricks up their sleeves.

>>54408868
Fuck you for posting her. Everytime I see her I want to KMS for knowing that she wouldn't even breathe the same air I do. Fuck you.

>>54409636
cows literally won't walk down stairs

>>54409658
Certainly a persistent bunch.

I told you niggers the bottom was in. Why? Because I bought back. It's that simple. I control the markets through my dreams.

>>54409653
Literally nothing. Printing money solves everything, even inflation.

>>54409653
>So what would make the markets dump now?
Biden admin and finance institutions are so corrupt it never will again. Enjoy the line go up forever.

>>54375123

>>54375123

>>54375123

>>54375123

>>54409673
That being said I am thoroughly getting heemed today. UONE is the only thing keeping me from complete fallout today.

>>54409653
>FAGMAN fooking up Earnings season
>A chinese spring time taiwan invasion

otherwise S&P500 4500 here we come

>>54409653
Permabull market nigga

>>54409682
Off Topic, Scrungaloid

>>54409598
I get a Kirkland OTC pharmaceutical that I absolutely have to rely on daily drop shipped straight from Costco off eBay and for that one item it is essentially buy one get one free compared to the Equate version. Just had a package of it arrive yesterday. It started going up a *lot* as soon as inflation was first becoming a hot "news" topic.

>>54409682
wdym

>>54409685
After MU's earnings report I think the first point will just pump the market

Comfy video to watch while your numbers go up and down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxlTHZ0GmxU

>>54409653
rate cuts

>>54409685
>>FAGMAN fooking up Earnings season
Letting go of the HR roasties and speculation around AI means tech prints infinite money for the rest of eternity
>>A chinese spring time taiwan invasion
China watched Russia eat shit for a whole year trying to image a neighbor they share a land border with. No way they're retarded enough to try and image Taiwan over sea when they've never been able to do it and Taiwan has been prepared for the idea for 50 years.

I bought Intel at 28 and sold at 31
Did I fuck up? No way this goes to $35+

>>54409721
Please stop it with this whore.

>>54409736

>>54409732
in this retard market it goes to $1000 soon

>>54409684
The SCHW dump after open gave me hope, but I guess we'll just have to wait until June for the big one.

WE'RE GOING UP, UP
IN AN EARLIER ROUND

Bobo eating my Bull dung

VIX (futures) have basically not given a fuck really the last few days. Market being weird, I bet we form the head and shoulders around 4100 then dump.

>>54409732
You made money retardbro that literally can't be a fuck up.

c3 bros what is happening

There is no way SOXL doesn't pump today in accordance with national tranny day. LONG CALLS ON SOXL

>>54409789
I swear, this has to be the 10th tranny day within the past year

>>54409789

>>54409781
I'm fucking tired of being a pussy taking only 5-15% gains and then watching the stock go up over 50%. Every time

>>54409743
She's so mid I don't really get it. It's the no-makeup makeup look? Do people still fall for that?

>core inflation rose again in February
>this was before QE resumed
how fucked are we

>>54409813
>mid
well there's your problem zoomer, everyone here is like 40 so she looks good to them through boomergoggles

>>54409789
Gotta hand it to them. Can't think of a better way to demoralize your enemy then to have a literal troon destroy you militarily.

>>54409808
And one day when you decide not to take your 5-15% gain you're gonna get hit with a -25% and wish you had just taken the 5%. But it's your money, you decide how you want to manage your risk.

>>54409827
I'm 33 faggot. She's still not that pretty.

>>54409815
What part of "less than expected" do you not understand

>>54409832
That's exactly what happens. Just once I want to risk it and actually be right

>>54409732
I bought when it dumped after earnings and sold at ~$31. No regrets. I've been burned enough times to have learned to never regret taking profits. Sometimes you sell early but it beats bagholding or being forced to sell at a loss.

>>54409815
>he doesn't trust the manipulated numbers
ngmi

>>54409833
Heh yeah okay

>>54409848
>33 years old and using the term mid

>>54408511
SQQQ Bros...Im holding with $37 average. Send help...bleeding out...getting dark now....

>>54409544
De-leverage desu, it's dumb to ride-or-die this shit. Just sell any green and eat small losses where you can. Fuck this fake ass market. It's beyond absurd now.

Also realize that hardened motherfucking market vets, like guys whose hair is mostly grey are as confused and mad as us right now. Like I said, don't fall into the trap of thinking troons here are actually bullish unless they post their wins + timestamp + other forms of proof to show they didn't use inspect-element.

If you doubt this, just look at how they keep waiting until the weekend to suddenly reveal the next bad news. I just think we'll eventually reach the point where they come up against something they find impossible to contain, and I think it's commercial real estate defaults.

If you think I'm exaggerating this or making up, go google Pimco, Blackstone, and Brookfield + commercial real estate. Defaults are starting, idk why no one here except me is mentioning it. I think most people here are just dumb cunts desu. Very few are genuine and smart at the same time.

>>54409815
Not at all if you own stocks. Printer goes brr and stocks go up. If you are invested in the indexes you will at least match inflation. If you are not invested you will just become more and more poor it’s just that simple.

>>54409645
Buy SPXL and never sell SPXL.

>Markets are supposed to crash! Inverted yields, longest cycle in history, Ponzi schemes everywhere, U.S. president arrested, banks going bust left and right.
>Get to safe harbors, this is it

>>54409876
>$37

What's next for Terence Quent Qu'Quarby?

>>54409866
>All of your propaganda tells you American are fat nigger worshippers that take orders from a troon
>You get updates that you're losing the fight against this gay tranny army
It's demoralizing. Probably better to project your enemy as strong and capable.

>>54409894
fuck you. Mark my words SQQQ will reclaim $40 by summer

>>54409873
Problem senpai?

>>54409889
How does the yield curve un-invert, troon? Dw I know you can't answer that

>>54409899
i think you mean Sananda

>>54409911
Holy zogbot cope

Tech bros we MUST continue pumping we cannot stop!

>>54409913
>by summer
Theta decay will crush you in the meantime.

>>54409913
Sorry friend. I really can't explain how MU could bomb their earnings and pump regardless. I think everyone is pricing in the guaranteed inflation from our majestic Federal Reserve's decision to make two trillion available to cover corrupt, inept and vile bankers because that's what matters most, bankers and niggers.

>>54409942
As if a negress is too fragile for a little yelling

>>54409883
Commercial real estates aren’t a problem ; the FED can just buy them.

Name one thing money printing can’t solve.

>>54409886
I liked SPXL a few years ago

>>54409942
And yet America still lives rent free in your mind at all times. Almost like we control the planet.

>>54409721
Cool video. AOL instant messenger existed for currency traders at Barclays back in 1985. If it existed in 1985 it existed in 1975

>>54409883
I am aware of Blackstone defaults but honestly forgot cause the market didn't bother to and we got SVB soon after

>>54409978
lol
Is this post part of the transgender day of visibility

VIX BELOW 19
>VIX BELOW 19
VIX BELOW 19
>VIX BELOW 19

What’s the best way to long VIX without a futures account?

>>54409721
I was born in 85

>>54410038
closing in on 40 bro
t. fellow 85chad

>>54410021
I'll probably relink these in the next thread
https://www.wsj.com/articles/pimco-is-saddled-with-a-1-7-billion-default-in-office-market-meltdown-79dcb6fc
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/blackstone-defaults-562-mln-nordic-property-backed-cmbs-bloomberg-news-2023-03-02/#:~:text=March%202%20(Reuters)%20-%20Blackstone,rates%20hit%20European%20property%20values.
https://www.spglobal.com/marketintelligence/en/news-insights/latest-news-headlines/industrial-real-estate-activity-to-ease-in-2023-brookfield-defaults-on-2-loans-74359182

None of this shit is normal.

>>54409827
I'm 50 and all I see is a cringe self worshiping whore.

>>54410061
This is why I refuse to sell my puts. What the fed is doing right now is just putting lipstick on a pig.

>>54410038
44 here. Sucks getting old but I'm grateful to have grown up in the era I did.

>>54409932
>I’m not gonna explain it to you buddy, open a book sometime. The schools have failed our youth.

>>54409938
oh so that's how he signs his name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluHzQhLcME

>>54410095
>>54410095

>>54409938
what the fuck...

>>54410082
I don't envy zoomers at all

>>54410098
>early bake

>>54409873
Kek. Sometimes I wonder if im the youngest person here with at least a 5 figure portfolio.
>t. Y2K baby

>>54410111
Don't forget, you're here forever

>>54409721
>He was beat around by the other dealers
>He now has no ego
>If he's wrong he's wrong and cuts out
>He's there to make money for the bank, not to stroke his ego
Um yea I'm thinking based

>>54410135
Yeah the traders in that video are all based as fuck.

>trying to do local taxes taxes in a foreign broker

brehs my retard head is aching from trying to understand this shit.

>>54410031
UVIX or UVXY. Still VIX futures though, not spot.

>>54409849
>intentionally assuming higher inflation so that you can fake a sigh of relief

They did the same today with core inflation EU, expecting 7,5 (0,1 higher than prior) and it being actually 7.5.
>oh look, it's not more than we predicted, albeit this shit still climbing

>>54410079
>50

I have to ask. Why stick around 4chan? I am literally half your age and often wonder why I keep coming back.

>>54410096

>>54410189
I have nowhere else to go and am here forever. I've been here since the Scientology thing.

>>54410269
Wow!
Well, power to you man, I regularly have to take breaks from this place just for stress reasons.
...that said, Certain boards like this one and /tg/ always seem to pull me back in...

>>54410312
Well yeah, I go into monk mode sometimes and am not here, but during those times I am nowhere, just me and the LORD God Almighty. I have absolutely no social media and only have occasional SMS contact with a very small number of afk people.

>>54410160
What a weird little time in history. How inefficient the times were back then with the gf/secretary calling the broker and relaying info to the shot caller. The primative AOL instant messenger. The corralling of fellow gang members to cause a diversion in other markets so you can exit your market cleanly. Really in hindsight it's all an elaborate larp. The brokers who they were on the phone with... What were the per contract fees and execution fees back then? The guys in this video are the goys. Cool goys, smart goys. Rich privileged goys. Harvard faggots aren't really any smarter, are they? Just connections to call around the globe to aid in your gambling.

>>54410380
>monk mode
Yes

>>54409978
>Name one thing money printing can’t solve.

Itself. Inflation.

>>54410380
Based.
I, too, avoid the big platforms, mostly for my sanity and as I get older I just have less time for them.

I was financially, and thoroughly heemed today

>>54409827
This. She has the same hairline and thin hair as us. It's our shared connection.

>>54410643
It ain't over yet

>>54410189
You're here forever, kid
t. been here off and on since 2007

>>54410720
how to invest in fat ladies singing?

>>54411887
Going to use this joke IRL a lot

>>54409519
And Satan pulls the strings.