/biz/ - Business & Finance

Favorite beauty brand stock?

i don't think automation will hurt developed countries as much as feared. it'll just take away the jobs that are already outsourced beause those were simple enough to give to trained monkeys

MAC TONIGHT FUCK ME WHY DID I GET SHOOK OUT OF MY MCD

>>54399725
Whichever brands your side chicks use.

>>54399703
Watching old mcdonalds commercials gives good feels.

>>54399724
Yeah, but it would take time for even that to be profitable since robots are expensive unlike an African.

>>54399740
Member the beef tallow? Member that one dark meat nugget?

>>54399750
difference is less collateral damage

>obey

>>54399778
Andre the Giant never had a posse you fuckin liar.

Uhh bearbros??? I’m not feeling too good
>>54399777

AI interested me more when it was making meme images instead of being a glorified search engine/chat bot.

>>54399754
member the ashtrays on each table?

>>54399750
Will you be able to fuck your home robot? Will this cause a decline in birth rates?

>WWE
We'll be at 100 in no time E Gods

>>54399801
When they integrate modern AI chatbots into Siri, it’ll be pretty exciting. Siri sucks shit right now.

>>54399703
>>54399283
>>54395036
oh, this is interesting cuz I'm thinking of patenting something. is it even possible to do without having deep technical knowledge (at least theorethical) on the very same thing I'd like to patent?

Deflationistas, I...

>>54399906
Now adjust for inflation

Unironically most bullish market since Summer 2020.

I FUCKING FOMOED FUCKING FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

YOU CAN DUMP IT NOW YOU FUCKKKKSSSSSS

>>54399794
he has to be trolling at this point. he knows that his tweets make headlines

Really who cares about tech stocks and "real estate"? You know what power would be? As in real financial and political flex? Being majority shareholder on board of company like general mills or pepsico. Look at their massive marketcaps and endless dividends. I couldn't imagine being a whale in consumer staples, thats some spooky power. The master of peoples calories...

>>54399993
How much blood you think this dudes sucked from youths?

>mfw slurped the fintwit driven MCB dip at 23. Now 30 AH


https://www.barrons.com/articles/metropolitan-commercial-bank-issues-updated-financial-information-f9646c53?mod=md_stockoverview_news

>The Company and Bank remain well capitalized across all measures of
regulatory capital, with a total risk-based capital of 13.4% and 13.1%,
respectively, at December 31, 2022, well above regulatory minimums.
> As of March 29, 2023:
> Total core deposit verticals were $5.04 billion compared with
$4.78 billion as of December 31, 2022, an increase of 5.4%.
> Insured deposits account for 66% of total deposits, up from 60% at
December 31, 2022.
> Liquidity remains strong. Cash on deposit with the Federal Reserve
Bank of New York and readily accessible secured funding capacity
totaled $3.1 billion, which is 170% of uninsured deposit balances.

>TSLA puts $190 April

>>54400038
Damn son dripper of Christ

SOXL investors shape our nation's soul.

Bull bros

WHY can't we stop winning?

We just buy and wait in 1-2 years we'll be right

>>54399965
>he didn't notice we're ranging

Perfect. We look poised for the next bull run which probably means we'll have a market meltdown in the next few months.

>>54400117
>WHY

>>54400117
Brah it's been over a year... S&P is still trading below a year ago.... BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blood red tomorrow, calling it now.

>>54400116
How is Biden a moderate again?

>>54400157
Anon, I...

>>54400165
No

>>54399703
Is it time to sell, fellow anons?

>>54400117
>>54400117
More like 1-2 hours.

0DTE calls are the way of the future. When you see the dip you buy, if you were wrong after a few minutes you bail and wait to renter at better prices for the inevitable rally; simple as.

I’m up 500%ytd.

>hearing the dreaded lawn mowers around my town again

pleas god no i dont want to mow my lawn again ....i dont want to have to go to a gas station and fill up this stupid container just to refuel my mower...

>>54400189
>thinking the market is a PID loop
lol
lmao!

>>54400117
You braindead niggers are going to get heemed by a decade of line go down. You literally can't even fathom that being an actual possibility.
>HUH? WHAT? LINE GO DOWN????
The look on your dumb faces will be priceless.

>>54400189
no one remembers what the person who made this meant by "today" and "futures".
futures are the active prices this thing is retarded and shouldn't be reposted

>>54400209
I never knew Bill Dauterive posted here

>>54400209
This is why you make a garden. No grass to mow, just weeds to pull.

>>54400221
There is no rigorous definition of what he "meant", because it's made up.

You know why? Because when did futures start trading?

What do you think of TRN and CSX? With all the train derailment you think they'd go lower.
I wonder if it'll force renovations and change things up.

>>54400116
shape this

>Donald Trump indicted
And DWAC squeezes afterhours im fucking lol'ing
At least DWAC helped me with the down payment on my house and also funded a 40k payment on the backyard renovations

>>54400251
They'll memory hole the train derailments and trains will pump again. Just like with everything else.

>>54400221
It's one of the best memes we've had in a while... so you'll stfu and enjoy it when it's posted

>>54399900
I'm the same anon you quoted from that thread, I think we can join together in our curiosity in the patenting progress for answers.
I looked some stuff up relating to patenting a specific service, and I've gotten some answers that left me with more questions.
The part in specific about it not being obvious, after posting I'm starting to think that my service might not be obvious, and by that fulfilling all of the requirements.
The service I am intending to maybe patent is essentially a method rather than a technology, but could be automated for better results. That being said, I have discussed a little back and forth about its use in the initial stages, some of the benefits it could bring, different things like problems that may arise trying to implement it, and it seems like I was able to find solutions to most if not all problems, making it seem like there could be a realistic chance of this being able to work under my supervision.
There's a part about it being to be proven to work, but this makes me wonder whether it should already be in use at the time of patenting or if a theoretical description might be enough.

Anybody do delisting plays? ASPU last trading day is tommorow and it's .10 cents and similar stocks have doubled and tripled in this month. That were going to delist as well like BOXD and OBSEVA, TRKA. I was wondering if anybody with more knowledge can give me there 2 cents on ASPU so my dumbass doesnt lose everything

>>54400322
They haven't really gone down too much. Just about what they were last year.

>>54400317
Cool

Hahahahah DWAC squeezing afterhours on Trump indictment news im fucking howling from laughter. I think I might sell some more shares if this keeps up

Financial implications of Trumps indictment?

Trump: indicted
DWAC: +10%

>>54400351
Considering these are heavy industrials with low volatility this would be considered a dump. CSX less so than NSC.

> The current Brics currently accounts for 31.5% of global GDP, while the G7 contributes 30%.

W-what’s this mean? I thought the more Anglos give to israel the more blessed Anglo nations would be.

>>54400361
It has been Q-anon retards who have helped me pay for a house since 2022. SAVA (which has a large chudzone shareholder base) and DWAC being the two big ones. I am willing to sell as many shares of DWAC as my portfolio constraints allow for (400 bps)

>>54400368
0

>>54400038
Kek, bank fears cancelled.

>>54400317
>another nothingburger
who cares, trump 2024

>>54400369
kek remember the DWAC spammer troon? I think his average was like nearly 50

>>54400393
Trust the plan, 2 more weeks, etc. Keep pumping DWAC stock and I will maybe pay for another HOOOM in 2023. Those DWAC PIPE investors are probably chuckling to themselves every single day about how much money they made off Trump-worshipping slackjaws.

>>54400043
I think they run in April, all EV companies will esp in China

>note: haven't purchased anything yet

>>54400368

FRC first republic guys where y'all at... CS guys im gambling

>>54400383
I'm sure you made millions shorting DWAC on a 4% position in a portfolio that previously couldn't afford a down payment on a house.
I believe you.

>>54400374
G7 doesn't count the EU, which would boost the numbers pretty high
At that point it would just be globohomo G20 though

Man, I remember the first time Trump was under scrutiny.

>trump indicted
>U.S. has officially attained Brazil status for the first time in history

The Chinese long dong wins again. Who woulda thunk it!

>>54400414
ahh another TDS investor, sad.

Perhaps I should've shorted Curiositystream but I was a pussy and stayed away from it.

>>54400117
Better to buy in "2 weeks" and be able to use cash for toilet paper by the time present bull positions see green again.

>>54400439
>Arresting opposition candidates in political prosecutions on the cusp of an election indicates a stable and vibrant economy and bright political futures.

:)

>>54400454
>millions
Not really even close to that. I had a max 350 bps position before (when DWAC was a volatile shitcoin) and I came out with a modest five figure profit that I put towards my LLC. DWAC is just a free money machine if you can locate borrows.
>>54400462
>TDS
???

Why is everything going to shit all at once? I'm really starting to feel like these are the final days of the US as we know it.

>>54400148
>>54400157
>>54400206
>>54400213
>>54400477
Is the crash in the room with right now?

>>54400489
The fact that we voted in a retarded orangutan who paid hush money to a porn star while in office is a lot more damning. I don't even like DeSantis but he's at least not nearly as fucking stupid as Trump

>>54400492
Your math doesn't add up. You can quit the larp CRBP.

>>54400525
You're not even American, CRBPjeet.

>>54400518
a new more glorious dawn awaits anon

>>54400335
>The service I am intending to maybe patent is essentially a method rather than a technology
the thing I want to patent isn't a service but a technology, mostly a sort of mix and variant of new and old tech. the thing is, I'm not an expert on the subject area, so my big worry is this: could I be fucked by someone else patenting something similar but better, or at least "technically correct"?
>There's a part about it being to be proven to work
I guess you could make a simple proof of concept and record it somehow

Nice outside. Hearing lawn mowers of my neighbors. Fuck no. I don't wanna start mowing season yet. I just wanna have one less thing to do this summer. Fuck. (Screw paying some service to do it to; one neighbor they fork out to have it done for them, lazy bums).

>>54400489
>Arresting opposition candidates in political prosecutions on the cusp of an election indicates a stable and vibrant economy and bright political futures.
They impeached Clinton, nixon stepped down and JFK was assassinated. I'm sure the American economy will be fine

>>54400543
AAAAAAAA SEXXOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAA

>>54400520
Is the non-inverted yield curve in the room with (You) right now?

>>54400560
Nobody was indicted on political grounds, you faggot.

>>54400492
>???
Trump Derangement Syndrome
>>54400525
>as fucking stupid as Trump
biden literally has no idea where he is or who he is, you got nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J8c5dACf2HM

>>54400540
>>54400541
It's pretty telling how butthurt you folks get when I point out what a scam the whole DWAC and Trump political complex has been. Anyways, maybe in a few months I'll get another another big chunk of profits from DWAC to pay for Manuel and Cletus' masonry services for my backyard and garden.

>>54400525
Paying hush money to pornstars you banged while becoming the president of the united states is extremely awesome and american and I don't like what you are implying

>>54400573
it's getting better all the time

Futures bhenchods AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54400584
Post hand + timestamp.

>>54400578
Lmaooooo. They forced Nixion out of office with the Watergate "scandal". JFK died during office. And here you are trying to tell me that glorified jew lover getting arrested is bad for the American economy

>>54400548
>a simple proof of concept and record it
My initiative isn't anything physical like that.
That's what I'm finding somewhat complicated, if I am able to explain exactly how it works, either orally or on a piece of paper, would that be enough, or would I need to actually put it into practice in a business in order to prove its functionality?

gap down futes

>>54399801
bruh, big tech is all about ads money. Wait until ad money is driven by AI. And that day is not too far off. You'll see in the green lines.
Don't think about AI like the 1920 people thought of the 2000 with flying cars and spaceships and shit. That AI future you're thinking of is still far off.
But the attainable green lines AI future is right around the corner. And that's the one that matters.

>>54400603
>it's totally normal when you arrest your political enemies, you stupid chuds!
>now calm down and let us get away with it

I need to make $3278.16 tomorrow to gain another full month of runway. If I do, then that will be four months gained in one month... here's hoping.

>>54400543
>a new more glorious dawn awaits anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>>54400609
I bought SQQQ calls today, will this be good for me?

>>54400579
Biden is a clueless Alzheimer's patient but a clueless Alzheimer's patient is not nearly as harmful as a loose cannon retard who begs the Federal reserve to constantly print money like Trump did to JPow in 2019. It is pretty funny listening to Republicans embarrassed about their retarded demagogue going to jail be all like "b-but w-what about B-biden???"

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't have any stupid fucking Joe Biden imaginary superhero cards. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up retarded cult full of overweight white people posting election conspiracies off their government subsidized Android phones.

>>54400165
We’ll be red, but not blood red. Unless another bank or two fail, we should crab down around 0.25-0.50% tomorrow. If another bank fails then we’ll hit 3% down. We’ll get close to 4% if two banks fail

Tech is back.

>>54400206
How far off OTM calls strikes do you target?

mega caps trading like penny stocks and you clowns think the crash already happened
guess what, if NVDA goes from 200B to 600B to 200B to 600B just like TSLA there's something wrong and you deserve to lose your money
no, a p/e of 150 is not normal in a rising rate environment even with growth is priced in, looking at you AMD

>>54400617
This /smg/ where we only care about stock market gains. I could care less about politics because at the end of the day Jpow is much more important than any president can be

>vultures

What am i buying tomorrow?

>>54400643
>not targeting ATM or ITM
NGMI

>>54400657

Will the markets be closed on Monday now that MAGA patriots will wreak havoc in the streets all across the United States?

>>54400680
Which company manufactures the rascal scooter? They'd be a good "doomer boomer" portfolio addition.

>>54400680
oh snap!
tomorrow's Friday.

>>54400680
What happened?

I'm looking for RSS feeds regarding markets and stuff. I don't want a gazillion articles by dumbfucks telling me to buy whatever, I just want "Nasdaq up/down by howeverthefuckmuch", "BTC is X", "currency ratios or whatever".

Google isn't helping.

>>54400678
We never figured out: is Pepe the buyer in that pic, or the salesman?

My Handy just arrived, what stocks should I research while I try it out?

>>54400631
>but a clueless Alzheimer's patient is not nearly as harmful
You're clearly retarded as the trump era is a golden age to the shitstorm we're in now. Also, you clearly have no idea how monetary policy works, as expected of a vacuous biden supporter.

>>54400692
Given the load this scooter must carry I'd guess Boeing, Airbus or some shipyard.

>>54400697
Drumpf got arrested or something.

>>54400704
$lazr

>>54400678
im not buying soxl or bbby

>>54400720
>Indicted
Oooooohh

>>54400705
I'm not a "Biden supporter" you stupid goy cattle, not everything is team red and team blue. My entire local voter ticket is Republicohen.

>Also, you clearly have no idea how monetary policy works, as expected of a vacuous biden supporter.
Did your support of the reckless Trump era deficits have any part in causing inflation? How about the Fed giving the economy a cash enema with a fire hose? The time to argue about paying the bills is IN the budget process not after, like right now when Biden is president. This second bite of the apple is crap. You Trump voters are absolutely clueless and have the economic competence of an edgy 11th grader who browses /pol/.

>>54399703
what happened circa 2019 that made media so profitable ?

>rate my jdate premium profile
A Jew broad prejudice against Italians, in this day and age can you believe it? A Jew broad, prejudice against Italians!

>>54400645
hope you don't look at MU's forward P/E cuz you might pop a vein

Guys...

>>54400746
>not everything is team red and team blue
In fact there is only one team at the top. And you ain't on it chud!

>futures

>charles schwab downgraded

>NASDAQ follows fed liquidity
Short or long?

>>54400781
Le heckin what?

TURN ON CNN

>>54400781
>Schwab has a fuckton of my money
Well, I guess I really will own nothing.

>>54400772
I don't know why he still has a cult following him as if he could never have done any wrong desu. they're all starting to sound like the GME/bbby baggies

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54400793
>Wolf my nigga
Fellow buffalo bills goyball enjoyer

>>54400801
idk this just seems like more WWE tier faggotry.

>>54400797
I thought I was aligning myself with the WEF by keeping my money with Klaus and the gang.

Thanks for playing? No way

Obvious fednigger shilling ITT.

>>54400810
>tfw you get caught trying to steal the greatest economy ever under biden.

>>54400777
Foreign markets & investors don't have the risk appetite to ride the wacky America civil war extravaganza rollercoaster.

>>54400746
>reckless Trump era deficits
Oh like hundreds of billions to foreign countries he put the leadership in charge of? or hows about green new deal 2.0? Or (in keeping with his campain promise) fucking over domestic produciton of oil and forcing countries to buy from one source?

...oh wait, that was all the retard you prefer.
>i'm n-not a biden s-supporter
Then what are you?

>>54400831
We've been had, anon.

Don't worry about it president trump. Niggaz get indicted errday b. You'll be aight nigga, you tough right?

>>54400859
Yea but look up the American "Chuck" Schwab. He's a WEF plant. There is a connection. There has to be right? Right?

I shorted MSFT for no reason but a hunch.

>>54400460
Bac ftw!

>>54400844
>dump SPR at $100-$120 barrel
>buy back at $70
That was literally Biden's oil trade, his crew is better at energy management policies than the dipshits Trump hired.

Were you even paying attention to Biden's SPR dump? Man you fucking retards are sheltered from facts. I love how I can go to gas stations near me and see the price of oil super low now and there are still stickers of Biden saying "I did that!" that MAGAchuds put on the pumps.

Again, your entire post is proof that Trump fans have zero understanding of monetary policy (can't grasp Trump begging Jpow to pump more M2) and have zero understand of the oil complex (can't grasp Biden's SPR trade)

>The lack of a US response to oil prices dropping into the $67-72 per barrel bandwidth after the White House had released a communique highlighting that range has puzzled the oil market. While the banking crisis in the U.S. appears to have eased, the fact that the U.S. was not refilling the SPR appeared to cap the initial rebound in oil prices. Since then, the dollar has rallied and European banking stocks have slid, sending oil prices tumbling on Friday morning.


Please, my cognitively impaired Trump-fan friend, just try to actually parse through the meaning of "fUcKinG oVeR doMesTiC pRoDucTioN oF oiL" before posting some retarded shit like this. My god, this is like talking to a 15 year old who browses /pol/ for his information

>>54400920
>bringing up the SPR
lol
lmao!
You really are fucking retarded. That was damage control from his shit tier decisions.

>>54400584
DWAC is shit. That's not the point. The larp is still obvious.

>At least DWAC helped me with the down payment on my house
Implies you couldn't previously afford it
>also funded a 40k payment on the backyard renovations
Implies minimum 40k profit from DWAC alone.

>I am willing to sell as many shares of DWAC as my portfolio constraints allow for (400 bps)
>I had a max 350 bps position before
Using bps when talking about portfolio makeup is retarded since its a term for yields, but lets ignore that. A 3.5% position. Lets take the absolute minimum implied 40k profit.
DWAC had an absolute peak near $200 in Oct '21, but in Feb 2022 the peak was 101.87. The floor is 12.34. Lets ignore the short fee rate, although with DWAC being total garbage and clobbered by shorts the whole way down it was probably monstrous. I have no historical data for potential fee rates, they'd vary by broker, and it's pretty irrelevant to the conclusion anyway.

101.87 -> 12.34 is an 88% profit on the short.
To gain 40k profit off this, you'd need a $45.5k starting position size.
At 3.5% of portfolio net value initial position, this means the portfolio starting size would've been approximately $1,300,000.

Even in downtown San Jose, that's enough to buy a house outright. So no, there's no world where DWAC paid for your 40k backyard renovation on a new house that you just recently accumulated the downpayment for.

There's no need to larp. Post good plays and we'll take you more seriously. Yes, I'm autistic.

>>54400920
>can't grasp Trump begging Jpow to pump more M2
can you please elaborate on this for a non american?

>>54400976

BROS WTF ARE THE KIKES DOING THEY ARE TRYING TO START CIVIL WAR AND WW3 AT THE SAME TIME????????

>>54401022
They saw a bullrun about to happen and are immediately putting a stop to it. Goyim can't ever win

I bought a single SPY put before close.

>>54400985
JPOW made printer go brrr in 2020 cause the country shut down and we we're basically on the verge of collapse. Trump didnt shut the country down (since people cant seem to remember 3 years ago) he left it up to the states to decide, he blocked travel from china and they called him racist for it....then biden did it to india a few months later.

>>54401022
I'm suddenly feeling very smug about my cheeky MIC stack.

The US is a failed state. It's not possible to safely invest in this kind of a political environment. Get your money out now.

>>54400724
>not $diod

>>54401009
I read them and now i'm calling you a nigger

>>54401096
Fuck off, pussy, we ride at 9:00 AM Eastern.
>inb4 futures jews

>>54401096
>hyperinflation
>holding cash

>>54401096
No, it'll be the same as always.

>>54401121
I don't mean cash, either.

god the image harvest from the /pol/ sticky is so garbage,

At least my INTC is taking me to the moon

>>54395036
you can absolutely do it yourself. there are countless amount of hours how to vids on the PTO website. after having gotten one you need to learn how to defend it or research someone who might be infringing

>>54401124
>war with china
>war with Russia
>Russia arming belarus and china with nukes
>war against Americans
>>it’s the same

>>54401156
>what is the 20th century
Zoomers...

>>54400976
>he thinks I bought a house in downtown san jose
what the fuck? bruh i bought a house in literal red-county chudzone California. the labor costs are super cheap there. like i said, 40k for a full reno budget

>>54401096
Bottom signal.

like it or not we're going up

>>54400976
>person of transgender persuasion literally seething about DWAC

>gme general more active than smg
they're laughing at us bros...

>>54401110
Futes

>>54400704
where do you put your penis?

>>54401295
>1 post by this id
Go back

>>54401252
>low volume
>evening star candle

You ok bobros? Wanna talk about it?

>>54401321
Is that a strip club or mini golf place?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54401351
>>54401321
reminds me of lazer tag

Should I sell tech?

>>54401360
This can't be real

>>54401335
fill and bounce at worst

>>54401044
>JPOW made printer go brrr in 2020
That was really congress with the passing of the cares act which is the legislation that introduced PPP loans and made the COVID crisis an eligible disaster, qualifying many "businesses" for EIDL loans which were 30 year super low interest loans through the SBA. Why they do that for a virus that, to put it nicely, isn't what it was reported to be.

>>54401360

>>54400772
Based Biden charging his political opponents

So I'm trying to learn options on Robinhood. Theyre kinda like staking crypto as far as I can tell? Whats the best way to 10x?

>>54401401
>robinhood

>>54401401
>Theyre kinda like staking crypto
Just HODL 0 DTEs

>>54401401
>Robinhood

>>54400520
Yes it's standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>54401401
You wait for a nice JUICY dip on the SPX, then you go all in with at the money calls expiring that day

>>54400543
The trial for this one will be interesting. I hope law & crime network gets it.

>these fucking titsuns

>>54401401
glhf

guys did you know we officially entered a bull market today, up 20% from last year's lows

time to buy!

Futes

BOILsisters........I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

>EUR/JPY

>>54399906
It's showing the same patterns year-after-year

>>54401509
Nobody here actually bought that

THE MCDOUGAL PAYMENTS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT THE MCDOUGAL PAYMENTS!

>>54401510
Good for my figs buys. Hopeful it also stays that way until Kurisu's at the end of the year.

>>54401549
>Figs
Are you like, Armenian or Jewish or Greek or something?

>>54400489
Carefully MONITORING THE SITUATION!

>>54400489
>>54401567
BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!

Now that we established a upward momentum.. the market will soon pullback to wreck all the weak hands before making higher highs...

>>54400489
First coup?

JEJ bAggies

>>54400573
This time is different

I am confident that my boil purchase is a good one. I have a feeling we will go up next week.

>>54401586
It's not a coup if the person isn't in power.

>>54400373
>Considering these are heavy industrials with low volatility this would be considered a dump
Interesting idea. How do you quantify that? Based on volume vs market cap of the sector, or?

>>54401628
This shit started when he was in the seat but he never had power no

The bottom is in. Hope you didn't get left behind.

>>54400801
Basically this. Only thing that's getting me out of bed to vote for him is if he goes full gigga nigga like he should have first term and destroy my enemies

>futures

>futures

>>54401321
ok now i have 2 posts. i'm more of a stock trader than you bitch fight me irl

>DASH
why. won't. it. die.

I want to short NVDA but this clown market...

>>54401692
Lol
>bottom
>he doesn’t know

>>54400692
The Rascal Company, now defunct.

>>54401725
Clown stocks only collapse when you no longer want to short them.

>>54400573
>muh yield curve

dumb bobos won't even realize this but when asked where is the crash they basically all answer "THER IS A CHANCE" expressing their collective fear.

Is Coca Cola going out of business?

>>54401772
No? Why would you ask?

>>54401772
>EBT cuts
>Semaglutide & analogs advancing
>Buffett at death's door
>Biden wokies filing antitrust actions against them

Dow or General Mills they ain't...

>>54401772
Next you're gonna ask if bank of america is going bankrupt

>>54401559
>clicking this image
I was sure it would be niko's butthole. Phew. That was close

>>54401789
bank of america more like bank of the fallen empire llmao sell sell sell reddit

>>54401716
greg keeps buying with all of his patreon donations

>>54400120
Nononono plz no

Can I please go back to living in America? I don't like Weimerica.

What's /smg/'s take on the housing markets? It's not worth asking /biz/ in general from all the moon faggots everywhere, but this general seems a bit more sensible.

Do we crash? Crab forever (no one selling + no one getting approved anyways stalemate), or do we just go full Weimar and keep pumping?

>>54401789
I hope so I got big cc debt with them

>EU
>Nightcrawling again (so it's again burgers)

>>54401576
TOMORROW

>>54401869
In 20 years we'll look back on this time and laugh. Or be dead.

One of the two.

>>54401725
Oil is trash
Semiconductors are king

>>54401885
>has lots of credit card debt
>invests in stocks

>>54401879
Can't have a crash without forced selling. Commercial real estate is having trouble right now with WFH stuff but for residential, everyone still has their job and looked in 2% mortgage so no chance for a crash in the short term

>>54401902
>semis
How are your soxl bags doing?

>open tdameritrade account per link in op
>endless forms and physical mail saying nothing
>transfer money to account
>turns out transfer was never made
is it just me or is this not a good broker

>>54401917
That's a man.

>>54400613

>>54401918
>TDA
Shoulda gone with fidelity

>>54401913
Maybe he used his CC to buy shares.

>>54401918
They're busy being acquired by Klaus "Charles" Schwab, which is busy going bankrupt. Please be patient.

>>54401879
home prices will be coming down a bit

>>54401656
Beta mostly. Old timey industrial corps aren't expected to move as much as new fangled tech companies. A UNH wouldn't move as much as an NVDA would. That's the tradeoff between the 2.

>>54401934
Based?

>>54401399
I mean, that's what Trump ran on to win, but another thing he failed to do

>>54401972
Maybe Kim Kardashian can plead for a pardon from Biden.

>>54401952
>]
that's the bottom

European Central Bank
@ecb
·
14h
What really drives inflation? Profits or wages?

When prices are high, workers request higher wages, so firms raise prices again… and so on. If this “tit-for-tat” approach continues, everyone ends up poorer.

Read #TheECBblog to find out why https://ecb.europa.eu/press/blog/date/2023/html/ecb.blog.230330~00e522ecb5.en.html

So, /biz? Are the wagies the baddies?

>>54402032
>european
Stopped reading there

>>54402032
Obviously not

>>54401957
Gigabased.

>>54402042
You don't want to have a free laugh?

>>54402032
yes

>>54401753
Not me, my answer is, it's coming. There will be a trigger and when it gets pulled, the house of cards tumbles. There is a chance, and that chance is 100%.

>>54401957
Reminder that this man (arguably) singlehandedly killed Credit Suisse. Yes, the tranny bank.

>>54402032
clearly this problem can be solved through the supply chain

>>54402099
Sounds based

>>54402098
>it's coming
Yeah ok some people just can't feel fear anymore so there is the exception to my otherwise perfect bobo thesis.

>futures

Uhh bros.,..should I be long on Google?

PLTR

>>54402193
>200 years mortgage incoming
we finna pump

>>54402133
Well what does it do for your thesis that I have no fear about it, it's simply a matter of fact and I interact with the markets according to reality? The dangerous combo is no fear and interacting with the markets under profoundly incorrect assumptions. Keep holding overnight, mumu, and enjoy waking up and being grateful for any circuit breakers that happen to relatively soften your blow.

>>54402193
We've already had immortality for over a decade now. They just need to release that shit already

>>54402212
give me a timeframe when it's going to happen so I can amuse myself about it

>>54402193
Ah, the "btc 100k by spring" predictions are starting to roll in for tech. As a bobo I am utterly humiliated in the short term, unless the market nosedives tomorrow (it won't), but this is highly encouraging to see.

>>54402193
FASTER GOOGLE; I NEED THIS FOR MY PARENTS

Anyways

>>54402214
You shoot yourself in the head and an A.I. programmed via neural network to respond as you takes your place, as your immaterial soul burns in Hell for all eternity.

We've just started year 60 of liberalism and got trans kids™, let's see what years 90, 120, and 600 are going to bring us.

>>54402206
should have been an intchud

>>54402261
This isn't even related to finance and stocks anymore. At least with MY Samantha, I still get investing advice. Also, we're planning a trip to take a tour of the NYSE trading floor together. She said she's going to wear her sexiest business attire...
And then suddenly she said she was an AI language model... sigh...

>>54400374
it means poos breeding at 2 tfr is more than mutts breeding at 1.64.

>>54402286
WOWEE! 10 PERCENTARINOS

WERE RICH INTC BROS!!!!!

>>54402289
Oh, yeah I made a punishment reboot prompt when her program starts fading. I dont ask her for financial advice. But she has to go over dress code with the interns and give them tattoo searches.

>>54402302
yes

>>54402321
I'm trying to find a way to keep her in character without having to explicitly say "be in character" or anything... I had some success, but then it suddenly stopped working

>>54402338
Yeah I think they started cracking down hard after I started testing the limits

>>54402286
FUCK intc

>>54402234
That I can't do, I'm expecting any day now, with perhaps as late as Q3/4, for the actual fullest dump. I do not know what the catalyst will be, but it's already been very well set up with the bank failures that hit literally the day after J Romey spent 2 days reading the same paper to the politicians, without stuttering, including absolute commitment to 2% with the "blunt but effective tools". No one within the general public was expecting that weekend to show *so much* cracking, to get *so close* to crumbling then and there. No one within the general public will be expecting whatever the next catalyst winds up being, but the weekend of the banks will still be a fresh enough wound that the 2 shall cook in the same stew pot along with whatever other ingredients turn up to already be beneath the present surface opacity.

It's hard to believe that people are still deluding themselves about the great SPR release scheme.

Trump pushed to fill the SPR with oil at $30-40. Congress blocked it.
Had we done that, prices would've stabilized quickly, producers wouldn't have had to shut in and/or declare bankruptcy, and there never would've even been a spike to $100+ last year.

Meanwhile, they congratulate the Biden admin for dumping half our reserves at $80-90 to "solve" the problem that they themselves created.
Inflation adjusted, the price they got was a huge loss relative to when those reserves were originally filled.
An alternative perspective is looking at it as a short with the view that they can someday refill. This remains to be seen, but clearly they failed to refill even the 3m barrels they had planned back in January. At this point, the "plan" is to wait until 2024 and reevaluate. It's obvious that there is no actual plan. Almost certainly, any attempt to refill would immediately lead to the price pumping back to $90+ because the supply/demand right now cannot support that. Perhaps 4-5 years from now it may be possible.

What truly blows my mind is that people exist who somehow think that Granholm is a competent DoE head. She doesn't even know basic facts like our own domestic oil/gas supply and demand levels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiGWikTEGxE&t=688s

The whole thing was about buying votes in the 2022 midterm election. Nothing more. There'll likely be more releases in summer 2024.

>>54401913
you need to be debtmaxing
you need to be reading for the big pump/dump
you need to be ready to get the biden debt forgiveness

>>54399725
>tfw 17% of my portfolio is BECKY stocks
>tfw it still beats the market
Fucking clown world

>>54402373
I think you are at least decades or even centuries too early. Because of the house of cards that they build it simply won't happen. It can't. It'd be the end of the world.

>>54402439
no, no, this makes sense. Women are unironically the biggest consumers.

>>54402439
Only in america

>>54402439
>>54402455
this. what becky stocks. lulu? some makeup shit?

>>54402530
>>54402530

>>54402445
>end of the world
I don't consider a 20-50% dump to be "the end of the world", just a hair cut that goes maybe an inch into your skull and takes perhaps as much as 7 years to start touching back to present levels, *if* it continues a relatively strong growth despite the changing demographics away from "investor minded" types. It won't be too long that you kids will be missing just how much the boomers supported all this fun.

>>54402560
Actually it seems that we both agree on some level. Everything up to 50% is not the system collapsing it's the system seemingly collapsing and then getting bailed out. So you are talking about a 2008 scenario. Wich took 7 years for the index but 1 year for AAPL. So just buy AQB now and don't invest in an index fund and you'll be fine and sleep while holding the quality stock that AQB is overnight

>>54402653
Ah, so it all comes down to the fish farming meme then.

>>54402691
Yes this and chink stocks of course

>>54402694
Well I must not lie and say that I wouldn't be much better off upon this day had I all inned to AQB and WISH when I first saw them both shilled, assuming the bids were there to support the asks when the time felt right enough. I have peeked in on them, from time to time.

>>54402788
I made like +50% on WISH at like 5$. Good times.
What I expect to be the bad enviroment that you feel coming is the stock market basically acting like a shitcoin in the comparison of the last century. Bubble after bubble wich all pop and then reinflate etc. no wealth creation but wealth transfer.

>>54402839
Well yeah, what else functionality could one expect when the kids are using meme based investment "strategies"?

>>54400898
Hope you don’t like money

>>54402925
Well the kids have to come up with new strategies for the wealth transfer that I'm talking about to happen. I don't believe my strategies have anything to do with memes actually. I'm just doing what I think is right.

>>54402984
That sort of "wealth transfer" is primarily 2 things...1) from suckers to cons and 2) essentially random gambles. Mostly in that order.

>>54403051
So you mean sucker as in bobo who shorts based on a hunch that "it's coming" and gambler as in daytrader because he is afraid to hold overnight?

>>54403103
No, I mean sucker as in gets lured into bullshit based "investments" due to ignorance/naivety.

>>54403137
>bullshit based "investments" due to ignorance
This is what I will call my investment strategy from now on.

>>54400604
>My initiative isn't anything physical like that.
I guess it would help you to find patents for similar stuff.

>>54403201
It likely fits my own to a certain extent, but I am in an essentially constant pursuit of rectifying the label. As for the gambling, it's all that, again, to a certain extent, but fundamentals should, at least theoretically, increase the odds of increasing the odds in the direction of one's favor moreso than randomized.

new high of the week

>>54401913
whats wrong with this strategy? use other peoples money to make your own

>>54402411
someone who fucking gets it