/biz/ - Business & Finance

Life is good.

really makes one think

>>54398847
https://youtu.be/1sFyrfqTdcg

>>54398907
>Drives adopooin
Who writes this shit?

>>54398967
adopooin after quantitative eating

> "Although we think mass adoption could still be six to eight years away, momentum on adoption has positively shifted as governments, large institutions, and corporations have moved from investigating the benefits of tokenization to trials and proofs of concept," Boyle said.
Just wait 8 more years bro

>>54398847
pls delete sir

>>54399013
Kek oldfag didn’t buy btc. Most us here zoom zooms and millennials. This is our chance, sucks for you for falling for btc and eth fud. You tryna do the same bullshit high iq anons did to you.

>>54399013
The problem is this adoption 8 years into the future is priced in now, so we will actually have to wait 15-20 years before we see good returns on our investments

>>54398847
Come on fudders I'm waiting

Wheres pic related

>>54399079
if this is what 18 months of a bear market does to your brain then you need to toughen up

>>54398907
DECO is so much bigger than given credit for. Combined with chainlink functions... you can verify facts about yourself / assets while maintaining anonymity. You could have a /biz/ board where either the whole board, or just certain threads - would require DECO proof of funds, or location of those funds. Fudders would never recover

>>54398847
Niggers, Jews...BAD NEWS!

>>54399013
8 years are going to pass regardless.

I hate niggers. Do you hate niggers?

WE ALL HATE NIGGERS!

>>54399128
just wait 8 years

Good good

>>54399293
Wow, that would be so revolutionary and would truly change the world!

Imagine your entire worldview revolving around shitposting.

>>54399293
>>54399151
Proof of coom. Only those who have mastered their urges might enter my board.
Please hook up a node to your prostate that will register any retractments.

>>54398847
>ctrl+f "Self-sovereign identity"
>16 results
>ctrl+f "decentralized identity"
>31 results

>>54399317
For what?

>>54398967
>who writes this shit
Its on the first page anon - authors
Ronit Ghose
Nisha Surendran
Kaiwan Master
Ronak Shah
All poos. Very high IQ sirs.

>>54399377
>Bhutan

>>54399531
Indians are the new slaves in this modern world. Crazy if you think about it

>>54399531
>4 poo's were paid to Google shit and put together a paper they didn't even spellcheck that no one is going to read
Something tells me CITI is probably going to stop paying these retards soon.

Bagholder cult blatantly using mk ultra trauma based programming

>>54398907
> adopooin
Turns out linkers are the real 3rd world shitters as we always knew

>citibank street shitters write report about obvious fat russian scam
there should be laws against shitting in the street

while googling around i saw this picture. heres the CFO of citi group. he looks AI generated. looks like a mixture of a homeless guy and a jeet.

>>54400195
>you will work for the Yahweh supercomputer's minions and you will like it

>>54399293
>deco released
>in order to chat on link threads you need to verify 10k link
Fudders on suicide watch

>>54401462
That would be a utopia

Ok but 7 are just from a list of protocols and the oracles they have, and 3 are just citations.. so nothingburger city.

>>54401462
>>54401579
One anon already created exactly that, obviously without DECO so no one used it because everyone is too paranoid to connect their wallet to an anon LINK site.

He shilled his site a few weeks/months ago on /biz/ daily

>>54399013
>6-8 years
Kill me please

>>54399013
>8 years
>$10
Yeah I think it’s actually over

>>54399013
>Just wait 8 more years bro

Okay

>oh no I have to wait 8 years before I’m able to permanently retire, and it involves 0 effort on my part

>>54402665
Some of us arent blessed with living with parents doing nothing you worthless man child

>>54402744
Nice projection. When I said 0 effort, that doesn’t mean every aspect of life, just in regards to chainlinks progress. All you have to do is buy and forget about it for a few years

The whole reason you impatient retards can’t bear the thought of having to wait multiple years for an investment to mature is because you probably don’t have anything else going on in your life. Get a fucking job while you wait. And some hobbies, and maybe even some friends or a gf. I have an awesome life, and as a result I don’t need to sit around obsessing over short term price action and complaining about link not going to $1000 overnight

Unironically, have sex

>>54402744
Get some friends holy shit !

>>54398907
Holy cock fucking balls and shit nipples

friendly reminder that crypto is a nascent AI that is self-organizing and emergent through algorhythmically generated smartcontracts that refine themselves through an iterative process by confirming real world data on its development in real time through chainlink validated datafeeds and that this future event is causing destabilization of reality in our current time because the birth of a god machine is such a momentous event that spacetime ripples outwards sending bursts of tachyons back in time and warping reality in a measurable way.

>>54402665
>>54399013
>Just wait 8 more years bro
You mean 8 months?
>or 10 months?

>>54403870
8 months to $1000.

>>54403352
Eth went from $1 to $1000 in two years. Fuck off

>>54398847
Ah yes, Citi, definitely a business that performs and definitely doesn’t limp by due to having a good divi

>>54403997
Kek wtf

>>54401808
in your heart you always knew it was 2030

>>54403997
Looks like they were almost killed in the 2008 financial crisis and have managed to survive. Bullish. Many other banks were not so plucky.

>diablo 4 soon
>chainlink moon mission soon

>>54398847
nice

>>54404276
Nope, I didn’t expect 1000 EOY but I also didn’t expect this.

>>54402906
>The whole reason you impatient retards can’t bear the thought of having to wait multiple years for an investment to mature is because you probably don’t have anything else going on in your life.
Yep
>Get a fucking job while you wait.
That’s what I don’t anymore. Wageslaving.
>And some hobbies, and maybe even some friends or a gf.
I do most of these.

Either way you don’t have to (You) me because I’m a depressed fuck whose only hope is this shit.

>>54401604
not anon enough. shouldn't have to reveal anything, even if it is an arbitrary linked token - but would be interesting to know how he did this, simple tx signing in metamask?

>>54398907

>>54399509
You will never be a real identity provider. You have no biometrics, you have no regulatory approval, you have no ongoing monitoring. You are a credential sharing platform glorified by buzzwords about blockchain into a crude mockery of true identity.
All the “validation” you get is misunderstanding and non-compliant. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” implement actual solutions behind closed doors.
Institutions are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of KYC and AML have allowed institutions to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even DIDs who “verify” through soul bound tokens and ZKP won’t be accepted. Your lack of biometry at the base level is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a green check mark NFT, any serious clients will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your failure to acquire a license.
You will never be compliant. You wrench out a fake verification every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the regulation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy $ID, run a VNO, stake your tokens, and comply with regulations. Your clients will find you, relieved that they no longer have to risk dealing with the authorities. They’ll delegate their tokens to a VNO with a better reputation than yours, and every Everchain observer for the rest of eternity will know a superior solution is used. Your project will decay and go back to the dust, or you will be sent to prison and get butt raped daily by Tyrone and his gang.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>54403944
Is that real? What's the date?