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>> No.54397928
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>futures

>> No.54397930

Smoke crack
Stack racks

>> No.54397933
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Just bought SANM at $59.93. Perfectly timed top, bogs would be proud of me

>> No.54397934
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>Right nows

>> No.54397938

i bought calls the market can dump now

>> No.54397939

pali runnin

>> No.54397946
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YELLEN PUMP MY BAGSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.54397947
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>>54397928
New Counter Strike looking fire.

>> No.54397951
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>>54397933

>> No.54397952
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T
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Q
Q

>> No.54397958

>>54397952
More like Pee Poo Poo Poo.

>> No.54397987

i like the action in First Republic here

>> No.54397989

*farts on your thread*
HA! your thread is farty now! farty thread! farty thread!

>> No.54397991
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what's gonna happen to schwab

>> No.54398001

>>54397989
>BOIL baggies will thank you for this

>> No.54398006

>>54397987
it broke out of the triangle it was in on open and got pushed back down but it's trying to break out again. If we had good last hour it will pump

>> No.54398011
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Is it true that you can't predict how stocks move?

>> No.54398019
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>>54397987
>frcq

>> No.54398025

>>54398006
>>54398019
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1641504723709698048

>> No.54398027
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>>54398011
No. It's predictable. It goes up over time.

>> No.54398031
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>>54398025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54398051
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i paid $40 for APLM

>> No.54398052

>>54398019
>that butter
what the FUCK is wrong with americans?

>> No.54398071

>>54398011
yeah except if it's politically-motivated (I missed out on nvidia, big dumb on my part, oh well, there's always the next crisis)

>> No.54398072

Let sour hour begin

>> No.54398075

POWER HOUR STARTS..... NOW!!

>> No.54398080

>>54398052
>Says the yuro with myelin made from 100% seed oil

>> No.54398086
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54398086

>poopers

>> No.54398088
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Crab hour....go!

>captcha: RAGHH

>> No.54398089
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>>54398051
You gonna sell at zero?

>> No.54398096

https://youtu.be/ypvvigVUz-0

>> No.54398097
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54398097

12 points to daily high, 12 points to daily low

>> No.54398105

I don't respect trannies or bears

>> No.54398114
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>>54397913
MEATBALL MARKET

>> No.54398123
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Can someone make an AI image of Janet “diaper liquidity” Yellen?

>> No.54398124
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>>54397913
What is this thread's "Edition"?

>> No.54398127
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If you’re living in a storage unit make sure you pay on time every month and stay invisible. That means don’t YouTube about it. Daddy needs his dividends. Buy NSA. This is financial advice.

>> No.54398132
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>>54398124

Bitch (YOU) Thought Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.54398134

>>54398124
tranny insurrection happening

>> No.54398138

>>54398097
Kind of a chad crab move if you really think about it.

>> No.54398141
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>>54398127
>If you’re living in a storage unit

>> No.54398145
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Lately I don't get that much dopamine from trading, even when I'm up 10% in a day.
Here's the plan /biz/:
Whenever I go to a hotel (luv travelling) and I'm researching stocks on my laptop, I'm going to call an escort to suck me off under the table. I'm literally going to pavlov myself into loving reading articles.
Sneed

>> No.54398174
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>>54398145
>luv travelling
lol fag

>> No.54398177
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>>54397991
What's the synopsis partner?

>> No.54398184
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hi hope you all had a wonderful day :)

>> No.54398195
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>>54398184
get in the nice and comfy pot mr crabs

>> No.54398206
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i hate this stock market so much.

>> No.54398209
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>>54398184
>+8%
I certainly had one

>> No.54398217
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54398217

Do with this what you wish.

>> No.54398226
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54398226

So slow. Feels like no one is trading. It really is just fake and gay.

>> No.54398233

>>54398138
Should’ve attacked the person timing desu. Sad fate

>> No.54398234
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54398234

I WAS SUPPOSED TO CLOSE OUT OF 10 PUTS AT NOON IT WAS ONLY ONE DROP DROP NOW!!!

>> No.54398236
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my straddle is getting raped by this crab...

>> No.54398237

>>54398206
The worst part is you know this is all from some faggot bank gambling $20 billion on SPX finishing within 5 points of 4045 or some bullshit like that.

>> No.54398239

>>54398209
What is this thing? A birth defect?

>> No.54398241
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54398241

never let them memory hole why inflation got so bad

>> No.54398249
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54398249

Hey guys, it's America's favorite chef here, back again ITT to cook some delicious burger slop for all the europoors buying that Turkish crap slop that you bongs get in your own country. The name is Eric THEISS, damn glad to meet ya!

>> No.54398251
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>>54398184
You too bruv.

>> No.54398257

>>54398239
They are for the smellz

>> No.54398260

>>54398233
A soft shell don’t have much to attack with.

>> No.54398261
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54398261

>How's the crash coming along?
>Five more months, chef.
>FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>> No.54398265

>>54398097
why did he do it bros...

>> No.54398268
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>>54398226
>panties
inaccurate cosplay

>> No.54398273
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>>54398138

>> No.54398277

>>54398273
>Rat_fried_on_electrical_panel.jpg

>> No.54398281
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>>54398234
>10 PUTS
HOOKED

>> No.54398291
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>>54398277
I think it assumes the shimmer is water, and your comment is accurate.

>> No.54398293
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>>54398206

>> No.54398294

>>54398226
Must... resist... the urge... to... colonize...

>> No.54398301
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>>54398261
>FUCKING MARKET ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??

>DO SUMETHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>THIS CRAB IS UNDERCOOKED YOU GONNNA KILLLLL SOMBODDDDYYYY

>> No.54398302
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>>54398217
i said it was a blow off top nobody cares nvda 300 4/6

>> No.54398316

>>54398027
This but unironically

>> No.54398324
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>>54398261
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE RAMSEY? HAVENT YOU DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO ME AND MY FAMILY ALREADY? ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU WON HUH? YOU WANT ME TO FAIL TOO? GET OUTTA HERE RAMSEY THIS IS MY THREAD. NOT YOURS.

>> No.54398337
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>>54398324
>>54398281
>>54398249
Kek I bet this nigga don't even put chives in his eggs

>> No.54398341

How about another gap up? Come on, you fuckers, let's go. Long SPY into a stagflationary recession.

>> No.54398344

Shill me a play for $3 or less

>> No.54398347

>>54398273
>>54398097
>cliffcells cannot handle the jumpchads

>> No.54398349

>>54398324
>SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

>ARE YOU REAL TRADER OR NOT?
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MARKET!!!
>YOU ARE DANGEROUS AND RECKLESS

>YOUR PUTS AND CALLS ARE ALWAYS TOO EARLY OR TOO LATE

>YOUR BAD CALLS ON THE MARKET IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54398356
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>>54398344
How much margin can you get on those $3?

>> No.54398361
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>>54398349

>> No.54398369

Just bought SPX 4/14 3800 puts

>> No.54398371

>>54398356
Not enough to make bill proud

>> No.54398380
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>>54398349
>>54398361

>> No.54398385
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54398385

Reminder that domestic is overvalued
>average PE ratio for american stocks - 19
>average PE ratio for international stocks - 12
>america is 50% more overvalued
Now look at how this fits in globally
>american stocks are 60% of global equity
>international is 40%
>this fits in perfectly with the difference in valuations

>> No.54398388
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>>54398349
>>YOU ARE DANGEROUS AND RECKLESS
Oh I'm sorry were you saying something?

>> No.54398394
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>>54398341
LEEEROOOOYYYYYY JENKINS

>> No.54398396

>What's happening with that crash, Charlie?
>Five months, Turkish.
>...It was five months ten months ago.

>> No.54398397
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>>54398291
lmao bruh rattatoey lookin ass

>> No.54398398

>>54398385
If P/E ratios mattered, NVDA would not exist.

>> No.54398415
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGG

>> No.54398416

>>54398396
Kek

>> No.54398417

>>54398398
We're talking long term anon. Growth beats value on the short term. Hope you time the market well

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>>54398397
lmfao birds are so dumb. Getting outsmarted by an ancient cousin of yours. Pathetic.

>> No.54398434
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54398434

Ok Bobos... get ready for some pump action power half-hour

>> No.54398435
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54398435

we're gonna have to wait for pce data

>> No.54398443

the 0dte options are priced so low today. we are going NOWHERE FAST

>> No.54398446

>>54398291
I could go for some Combos right about now

>> No.54398449
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>>54398337
>nigga don't even put chives in his eggs
Imagine not making scrambled eggs in a tabletop convection oven burning off cancerous plastics and rust in the fry basket with every use.

>> No.54398455

>>54398449
This guy looks like fat James Hetfield.

>> No.54398471

>>54398369
>imagine thinking the worlds largest market in the worlds most powerful country with the worlds best companies which prints the worlds reserve currency could ever decline meaningfully

Enjoy losing your capital and to inflation as you underperform every sane investment at the same time.

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>>54398446
>Pizza flavor right anon?
Right anon?

>> No.54398473

>I WISH for an unbreakable buy wall at .39-.4

>> No.54398477
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>>54398435
And guess what? The 0.2/0.4 Headline/Core numbers will come right in line with expectations.

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>>54398394
I wonder what triggered him so much that day

>> No.54398487
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>>54398455
WHERE'S THE CRASH, JAMES!?

>> No.54398494

>>54398273
>me buying boil

>> No.54398498
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>>54398483
Fuckin ATCniggers

>> No.54398507
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>>54398455
Holy shit it's him!

>> No.54398516
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>>54398487
>TFW you know you can't beat the shit out of that skullet manlet because literally everything about the band and legacy is legally tied to his name

>> No.54398575
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Fox daytime visual goyslop lineup is hitting different today

>> No.54398584

>>54398471
>herr derr why would you buy puts when IV is low and markets are irrationally bullish just before a banking crisis and recession

>> No.54398587

>>54398487
We are crashing up, does that count?

>> No.54398594
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54398594

look at who just showed up at the nyse futures pit

>> No.54398599
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>>54398584
>just before a banking crisis

>> No.54398601
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54398601

>mumu tards just hand over fisting their hard earned money over to the institutional rugging jews
fuck buckets and mops, get shop vacs ready for all the blood
2 weeks, the pull *is* coming

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>>54398594
You'd think they'd try to lie low for a few weeks.

>> No.54398609
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POWER HOUR...GOOD

>> No.54398619
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>>54398594
get these fucking freaks out of my thread

>> No.54398623

>>54398584
>VIX 19
>SPY IV 46percentile
>low volatility

Haha no, this is actually almost dead historically average volatility and VIX has a loooong way down to go as we ramp for the rest of the year.

>> No.54398626
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>>54398606
How much for the goblina?

>> No.54398639

>>54398623
>SPY IV 46percentile
Is that puts and calls or just puts nigga

>> No.54398646
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54398646

I hate fucking losing... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>54398626
Bout tree fiddy.

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>>54398606
i would have, but ya know i'm fine with my chromosomes all three of them

>> No.54398658

>>54398648
that's bout tree fiddy too much desu

>> No.54398663
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54398663

>>54398594
GME crowd

>> No.54398669

>>54398239
They're just extra air vents for performance, duh.

>> No.54398671

>>54398646
by the amount of stupid shitposting you do, i assume you are well off and not actually impacted by the loss

>> No.54398675

>>54398657
NGL I'd go Cortez all over her native moon face.

>> No.54398678

>>54398639
That’s the total implied volatility percentile of combines options. SPY will likely never again trade below 400. 420 by end of feb if not next week.

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>>54398657

>> No.54398683

>Buy the dip
>Sell higher the next day
Was trading always this easy?

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>>54398594
Literal dregs of society, disgusting.

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>>54398646
don't worry anon, you'll live to win again

>> No.54398693

>>54398671
kek...
it's not about the money. it's about being right..

>> No.54398699

>>54398594
so is this shit just going to keep getting worse or will there be a hitler moment

>> No.54398712

thank god the rest of the market doesn't follow BOIL price action

>> No.54398714
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>>54398699
>will there be a hitler moment
Somewhere, a broccoli haired mutt got rejected from art school and is going to join the army.

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>>54398626
$0, if you know how to win over ladies.

>> No.54398736
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>futures

>> No.54398746

>>54398699
And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted for Hitler.

>> No.54398747

>>54398626
>he pays for goblins
bleh, elves or nothing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679983669024882.webm

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>>54398690

>> No.54398760

>>54398678
I'm curious to know what the SPY puts only IV is. I have a tab at the bottom of my daily chart in SSE that shows IV for puts, calls, and then total (both). I didn't log in today but when I did earlier in the week I noticed puts IV was quite low compared to when I was obsessively watching the markets all last year. It's either a good time to sell puts because we are going up or the market has severely mispriced downside volatility, and I think we are going up

>> No.54398770

>>54398712
I'm glad I stayed out today, the only good wave it gave to surf was the opening dump and it was passed before it was clear enough to jump in on (via a KOLD surfboard).

>> No.54398776

>>54398606
I'm deeply excited that they have deliberately chosen to be the scapegoat when Weimerica leads to [redacted at the advice of my lawyer]

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>>54398699
This is unironically an interesting read. Globalists fucking things up, being too slow to respond, and getting crushed by people sick of their shit.

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>>54398294
its my financial dream to be able to afford multiple homes all over asia and get mired by chink lolis everyday. jannies may ban me now but thats just how it is.

>> No.54398796

>>54398699
There will never be a hitler moment ever again. The current environment completely stifles that. No one will be able to some how rise to power or gain influence in that way again because they will simply get doxxed and canceled. T even have a situation like that happen is slim to none. Any other time any would be potential hitler is too busy being a porn addict and playing video games and wasting his money on a worthless degree or giving it to onlyfan thots and whore streamers.

Back in the day Hitler never had that kind of access to be distracted by. These are very different times we live in.

>> No.54398810

SPY PUTS OR CALLS QUICK SOMEONE ANSWER MEEE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'll prob wait for a slight pullback before buying more calls..

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>>54398790
oh shit am i going to jail for watching this?

>> No.54398816

>>54398810
>MOC IMBALANCE 1.4 BLN BUY-SIDE.

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>>54398810
round and round it goes... where it stops no one knows

>> No.54398827

>>54398810
UVIX calls unironically

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>>54398626
5 bucks and a box of cake mix

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>>54398810
>slight pullback
There won't be one. Ever. Again. Ever. In history. Of markets. Never. Ever. Again. Ever

>> No.54398845

>>54398829
mother of god, wouldnt touch with a 10 feet pole

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>>54398810
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

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>>54398829
>When she's too fat for birth control to work
Long PGNY

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54398862

short BBW

>> No.54398874

>>54398810
PULLS AND THEN CATS

>> No.54398873

>>54398816
Who is dumb enough to buy this shit pump?

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>>54398810
Puts of course

>> No.54398885

>>54398873
Fed's got our back, dontcha know?

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54398888

Could you guys recommend me some groups (discord, facebook, whatever) that mostly discuss earnings? I like earningswhisper, but only use it as a calendar, no way I'm trusting their predictions.

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>>54398810
calls

>> No.54398897
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54398897

>Eu CPI
>PCE
>fed speech
Tomorrow ist gonna be a crab

>> No.54398899

>>54398888
>discord, facebook
ngmi

>> No.54398915

Should I put $1k into FRC?

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54398925

>>54398888
you could try theflyonthewall. i wouldn't though

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54398927

>>54398899
I have neither, but at this point I'm willing to create an account, I tend to look up news on yahoo but sometimes the latest news have been up for 2+ weeks in case of not-so-normie stocks.

>> No.54398929

>>54398915
>>54398025

>> No.54398935

HERE COMES THE SCAMWICK

>> No.54398936

>>54398888
checked and ngmi-pilled

>> No.54398937

>>54398862

Gross. Kids at that age don't even think about sex, and yet globohomo seems hellbent on forcing it upon them in some way.

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>>54398898
I would unironically smoke meth with all 3 of them and then have hot unprotected sex with them at the same time afterwards.

>> No.54398945

>>54398829
Chalupa

>> No.54398948
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54398948

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54398950

>>54398929
JIM started inversing his regular recommendations as of late. Check LJIM. Sounds bullish

>> No.54398957

>>54398948
Not checking

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54398964

Bobo I'm sorry but the bottom is in

>> No.54398966

>>54398948
Don't care. Not checking. Gay bullshit market. Fuck you.

>> No.54398969

>>54398948
+0.31% meh

>> No.54398971

>>54398948
-0.06% because of EUR/USD. Why can't burgers maintain their currency value?

>> No.54398981

>>54398948
-18 dollars. sold my KOLD and went into BOIL too soon. Hoping for an exit pump next week to go back into KOLD

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>>54398948
-4%
I bought Neogen like a retard yesterday.

>> No.54398986

Another day of watching the stocks on my watch list go higher, while the rest of the market tanks.

Should I lower my expectations and just buy into 600 p/e ratio stocks?

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>>54398888
GO!!!!!!!!!!

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>>54398948
Didn't beat the index today. I'm scared for the USD.

>> No.54398993

>>54398971
We're too busy pumping our stocks to defend the dollar.

>> No.54399000

>>54398985
source on image?

>> No.54399001

>>54398888
Stocktwits for the lulz

>> No.54399004

>>54398948
-6.5%
Yes, I'm all in on Regional Banks

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>>54398948
+.76%

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usd is fine, it's the yuan that is in trouble

>> No.54399015

Will boil ever break? I feel like it would just end up crabbing forever if it stopped dumping. Don’t think I will touch it until I see some upwards movement

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>>54398987
>First thing that comes to his mind are larping normie fatasses
lol, lmao even

>>54399000
No idea anon

>>54399001
Thanks

>> No.54399040

>>54399015
nat gas is going negative. Nobody needs that shit anymore.

>> No.54399049

>>54399004
It's bullshit there's not an inverse DPST.

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54399051

boil bros...give me hope..

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>>54398948
Still cashgang, waiting for the bottom to drop

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>>54398948
lost $600 because interactive brokers goofed on me

>> No.54399055

FUCK. I didn't close my ANVS short during market hours. I am never going to recover from this, my schoolshooters.

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>>54398948
+1.64%, could've been better

>> No.54399061

>>54399015
i would not touch boil with a 10 yard stick, especially with that 80% bull trap a month ago

>> No.54399067

>>54399005
These girls are like 14 aren't they

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>>54399008
Hamchads are assembling a team...

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>>54398948
17 points

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>>54399008
>The Yuan is going to replace the dollar as global reserve while at the same time being back by the American Dollar

Sorry Isreal but China is now my greatest ally. Maybe

>> No.54399084

>>54398948
Up 12%

>> No.54399089

>>54399008
>>54399070
>That there's Big Tex. Course he's all hat, no cattle. On account of he ate 'em all.

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There is still time to apologize lanklets...

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54399099

i'm just not falling for a single kike headline saying we're suddenly back in a bull market when every single small cap looks like this YTD; megas are still laying off 10,000 poos each week; and just the other day multiple banks were collapsing

when the small caps start rallying, that's when you know things are improving

>> No.54399100

>>54399015
I wouldn't be surprised if May contract closes around $1.80.

BOIL rolls to June next week. Once it rolls to July, it could maybe start recovering. Depends where July is priced when that roll happens, and how the summer plays out.

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>>54398898
>The short-haired one

>> No.54399123

>>54398948
Up 30%

0DTE calls bought on dips are literally free money

>> No.54399125

>>54399099
Me neither, literally betting my entire portfolio on it and I have until January. If the fucking faggots in the government can prop this fake and gay market up for another 8 months with absolutely nothing but funny money, I'll genuinely be impressed

>> No.54399129

>>54399099
why are you investing in shitcos when interest rates are up? Those are ran by inexperienced management which can't survive without sucking on VC money breast milk. And 90% of the VC titties are dry for over a year already.

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>>54399078
>back by the American Dollar
lol

>> No.54399157
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54399157

FFS, be honest with me bros, who also missed the generational bottom? Even my mum is vastly outperforming me, haha :(

>> No.54399160

>>54399125
precisely
>>54399129
you're completely missing the point nigger; the point is that the market isn't as healthy as headlines are suggesting if small caps aren't moving

if the rate hikes are geniunely to slow down or come to an end real soon, you'd see some life in small caps as they react to it

but the fact is they aren't, they're just going EVEN LOWER, which says nothing more than jews don't believe this is over

when the small caps rally, you know things are better

>> No.54399168

What does MULN closing above $0.12 mean?

>> No.54399171

>>54399067
If they're 14 I'm 14

>> No.54399176

>>54399160
what small index to watch

>> No.54399180

>>54399157
S&P never really went into a bear market. I wouldn't its lows a generational bottom. If anything it was a healthy correction.

They won't let us have cheapies, Anon.

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>>54398948
>-$1.75
It's unequivocally, literally over.

>> No.54399187

>>54399157
*You missed the generational bottom so far

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>>54399160
As if you needed any more proof.

>> No.54399191

>>54399160
I guess you can't imagine a situation in which gigacorps thrive while shitcos get heemed, go bankrupt and get bought out by gigacorps for pennies on the dollar.

>> No.54399206

>>54399176
SCHA

>> No.54399207

>>54399157
just buy now if you think that was the Generational Bottom™

>> No.54399208

I understand Russia or Iran wanting to trade in yuan because of sanctions, but why would any other country want to trade in that. China has zero transparency and would be even more of a sanction whore then the USA if it ever became a dominant player in international currency game

>> No.54399217

>>54399208
Lots of people have a pathological hate of America.

>> No.54399227

>>54399176
they're all shit since they just follow whatever spy and qqq are doing, you have to look at individual companies; but yeah they're all fucking dead because this shit isn't getting any better
>>54399191
even the megas are only propped up by options and the fact that every other week they're laying off 10k poos to offset losses

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>>54399208
>implying the US doesn't gaslight the world harder than anyone else

>> No.54399236

>>54399208
because their credit rating is so bad IMF won't give those countries loans while China will. It will probably end the same way as Belt & Road initiative where China ended up bailing out the countries it gave loans to.

>> No.54399237

>>54399217
Justified

>> No.54399239

>>54399208
WEF puppets love china and are setting up the world stage for a more connected one party gov

>> No.54399243

>>54398948
Fox daytime visual goyslop. Cozy19

>> No.54399250

>>54399237
Better the devil you know, anon.

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54399251

what's actually under those tiny hats?

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>>54399180
>>54399187
I meant the bottom of last year. It truly proved the bottom. I very much doubt stocks will ever be this cheap again. Fuuuuuuuuuuugg.
And now I had the chance to buy with all this bank FUD but I thought it would go a bit lower. Focken idiot

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54399266

>oil at nearly 75
>stock market up
>oil ETFs up .5% from yesterday
Is it over already?

>> No.54399267

>>54399251
bald spot

>> No.54399271

>>54399208
Because most countries now buy more shit from China than the US. Why do you think everyone called NAFTA-boosters dumbfucks?

>> No.54399272

>>54399157
Just buy now. When the market is back to making new all time highs by the end of the year a few percent won’t matter. Missing the impending melt when the pause and pivot news drops will hurt though. The market is pricing it in but not fully yet as it’s still uncertain when it will happen exactly. They are already back to printing though so it will be this year and markets will absolutely moon once it’s confirmed. Like up 5%+ in minutes type mooning with up 20% in a month sort of a move.

Funds are the least positioned in stocks now than they have been in years. Nobody has anything left they wanna sell and so once the buying really starts you’re gonna see some shit.

>> No.54399275

>>54399230
does anyone have the source for this pic?

>> No.54399283

>>54396752
>>54396820
My main problem right now is the concern of not getting jewed.
Patenting costs money which I do not have.
I've been told that I could get people to sign papers which will guarantee business and have employees, that part is also holding me back, and even if I managed to find someone to work with me right now, I'd need to completely remotely make him sign this agreement and that in itself is a problem too.
All of that aside, assuming that I could even find someone who isn't a greedy jew trying to make a moron out of me, implying I actually trusted people which I don't, I'd be facing problems like actually getting enough credibility to make these people see the same thing that I do. This could be a lesser problem, though, as I could probably find someone who wants to make money with me that isn't retarded.
Before all of this, there is the question of an initial investment to make things get up and running, which right now should have come out of thin fucking air as I have absolutely no means of getting it. I've explained it many times and every single time I got feedback saying that it had potential. I just have to do everything remotely, which is really hard for someone that might not be that computer savvy.

>> No.54399292

>>54399157
That's why you always should be buying

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>>54399263

>> No.54399304

>>54399251
there's one that says "i heart mom"... in any other context that might be ok, but here its just nasty.

>> No.54399305

>>54399283
>I've been told that I could get people to sign papers which will guarantee business and have employees
I completely worded that wrong, I would need a business and have employees to make these people sign the agreement, without a business and employees, there would be nobody to sign these agreements.

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>>54399304
you don't love your mother?

>> No.54399331

>>54399319
name again?

>> No.54399347
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54399347

>>54399319
Men

>> No.54399350

>>54398011
you just need some kabala, numerology and astrology bro

>> No.54399353

>>54399331
Xev and Leia

Literal semen demons

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>>54399275

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>>54399305
I'm expecting a 6 figure position at your company as a "consultant".

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>>54399319
she died in a house fire.

>> No.54399378

>>54399361
you aren't getting anything anime nigger

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54399380

I doubled down my position on first republic bank dollar cost averaging for the eventually run up

>> No.54399394

>>54399275
https://twitter.com/mediazzzona/status/1413469934047399939

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>>54399367
sorry fren, here's a frog

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>>54399378
Fine the your company and your patent are doomed. I hope some chink or pajeet steals all your intellectual property. Speaking of which, CRBP pajeet if you're here I need your help.

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54399427

>>54399380
it's finally habbening, reddit is here to le epic squeeze bankrupt banks

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54399432

SMG is just a bunch of dukies stoopass boys thinking they are the next stringer bell. Name one big play a SMGer made in last 5 years?

>> No.54399437

>>54399354
What are they saying in the video?

>> No.54399464

>>54399394
Can anyone read vodka because I can't? It's my understanding that the Russian zoomer is filthy rich so the idea that he actually got punished for that is highly unlikely.

>> No.54399466

>>54399283
how does someone with such great, unique and patentable ideas have zero money? it's weird

>> No.54399470

>>54399464
he got six months hard labor in siberia

>> No.54399476

>TGA is down to $162 billion

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>>54399432
You're right. SMG is a disgrace compared to 2chan that produced the best bedroom trader of all time BNF and CIS.

>> No.54399481

>>54399470
Did he really? That's pretty sad if so, because I thought Russians were more based than that.

>> No.54399489

>>54399319
Lol Xev mogs

>> No.54399493
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>>54399432
2020-2021 everyone made big plays, too many to count, too many to redeem

>> No.54399497

>>54399239
>WEF puppets love china and are setting up the world stage for a more connected one party gov
>one party gov
unlike murica, right?
LMAO, retard

>> No.54399501

>>54399427
Huh? I just think it’s impossible for it to fail at this point

>> No.54399511

>>54399493
They do realize chicken is commercially washed with a bleach solution in this country, right?

>> No.54399513

>>54399481
what did you expect him to get?
russia isn't the US they don't let niggers off

>> No.54399527

>>54398626
that really looks like a shit lot
you're gonna have to at least violently rape and kill one, if not two of them to get the others in line

>> No.54399537

>>54399527
thats why you only buy 1 at a time and use her until she breaks
4 is way too many for anyone to handle

>> No.54399539

>>54399513
It's my understanding he's loaded so i figured you could just bribe your way out of shit in Russia.

>> No.54399548

>>54399208
For all the whoring the US has done to its economy in the name of trade we really are retarded with sanctions

>> No.54399567

>>54399539
drug dealer rich is multiple orders of magnitude less than oligarch/banker rich
having a few milly in the bank doesn't help you with the state at all

>> No.54399588

Long term, the stock market has a huge ways to go up.

Consider self driving cars. There will be trucks driving 24/7/365 without paying a driver a cent. There will be taxis driving around 24/7/365 delivering food, groceries, products, and people to their destinations without paying a driver a cent. There will be robots replacing Mexicans as our farm hands and household servants. Better for the bottom line.

Consider remote work. There will be a massive conversion of commercial real estate into residential real estate as people work remotely. Corporations wont have to indirectly reimburse people for their commute. Also, corporations can hire third worlders for less money without having to import them to the United States. They will stay in their home country. Better for the bottom line.

Consider AI automation. Instead of paying Indians to produce dubious quality software that Whites have to double check, we will use AI to produce dubious quality software that Whites have to double check.

The future is bullish as fuck for equities and Whites.

>> No.54399619

Thank god fucking SPY has started pumping again. It needs to catch up with my tech stocks i-fucking-mmediately

>> No.54399623

>>54399588
Dubs of truth btw

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>>54399588
that's all true but i prefer to call myself a permabull with zero explanation to piss off the doomers

>> No.54399676

>>54399588
>There will be trucks driving 24/7/365 without paying a driver a cent.
Kek were like 50 years away from this at a minimum anon. Letting an 18 wheeler drive autonomously is extremely dangerous and current self driving technology is trash.

>> No.54399681

>>54399588
Will AI take over sales jobs or will we still need sales people?

>> No.54399697

>>54399466
someone that doesn't have money wants money?
that's a first

>> No.54399708

>>54399588
This will lead to mass unemployment and deadly riots across the country. Are you stupid? This isn't a few looms putting some weavers out of work over a couple decades.

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>>54399703
>>54399703

>> No.54399711

>>54399588
>Consider remote work. There will be a massive conversion of commercial real estate into residential real estate as people work remotely.

How fucking out of touch are you lmao

>> No.54399749

>>54399676
Technology doesn’t advance linearly. It advances exponentially

>> No.54399751

>>54399283

I know a patent attorney. He has a PhD, a JD and 2 masters degrees. A trained scientist, but got his Juris Doctor (JD) in patent law on his own due to not trusting anyone with his ideas. Now he writes his own patents for his ideas. Maybe that's a path you can take, or you can contact someone like my friend. Expect to pay top dollar though.

>> No.54399756

What will we do when every job is taken over by AI? We have till then to get out make it stack I guess

>> No.54399764

>>54399708
That’s unfortunate for the worker, not the corporation. Own the corporation instead of bitching about the corporation screwing you

>> No.54399777

>>54399756
Yep, now is the time to accumulate so you can catch the AI wave. After it’s over, we’ll have UBI for everyone to live a pretty OK life. The ones who rode the AI wave will be actually rich

>> No.54399779

>>54399764
Anon, I will remind you that we are (unfortunately) in a democracy with universal suffrage. And you are not talking about a couple plants being offshored from Bumfuck, Kentucky.

>> No.54399814

>>54399779
Are you 7? We’re in a plutocracy, not a democracy.

>> No.54399816

>>54399777
Best ai picks? I do see AI being the biggest disrupter in the future. With only regulation to slow it down, but even with that I’m bullish

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>>54398715
Saved

>> No.54399829

>>54399814
There's a reason richfags are buying boltholes in New Zealand, anon. And it's not because they'll be top dogs in an AI dystopia.

>> No.54399834

>retards thinking companies like nvidia will somehow profit from AI when the most advanced models are literally open sauce
kekking

>> No.54399841

>>54399816
The current big tech giants will acquire any promising AI startups
>>54399829
NZ real estate is dumping. Rich people buy from fear too

>> No.54399858

>>54399751
The guy sounds pretty extraordinary, I'm not sure I'd be creative enough or educated enough to be able to compete with those credentials. Sounds like someone definitely worthwhile to be in contact with, however, I currently am just another person with an idea to make money. The kind of answers I am searching for though can be seen as some rather basic things, I'd expect him to be able to provide insightful answers, not sure whether it woud justify his time. If I had the ability to pay I definitely would have, but I don't.
Useful post, though, this is why I come here.

>> No.54399871

>>54399834
AI is all about the corpus, not the algorithm. Proprietary data sets and data acquisition methods are where the value is.

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>>54399841
>NZ real estate is dumping.
Yes, absolutely cratering to levels of, uh, 2021.

Tell you what? You show me headlines of "Such and such billionaire unable to sell $200m bunker complex" and I'll consider your permanent plutocracy thesis. Until then, I suggest you walk the streets of NYC or SF or Chicago or...

>> No.54399898

>>54399188
Fucking finally the market can dump now

>> No.54399904

>>54399841
Microsoft has mostly been on my radar, but being a 2 trillion dollar company makes me not excited to jump in

>> No.54399918

>>54399871
So meta or Google? Except meta wasted so much time on VR

>> No.54399966

>>54399918
I think VR has promise. Meta may have planted seeds that competitors will reap the fruits of, though. It botched the execution horribly. Should have marketed it to professionals. E.g. home design and building companies to have VR walk throughs for prospects

>> No.54400283

>>54399051
We gone be rich on Boil, man.

>> No.54400509

trump indicted. bullish or bearish for tmrw?

>> No.54400738

>>54399217
>pathological
>Implying you aren't fuckin up everything everywhere around the globe without exemption