/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bro, nobody wants to use a Felicia Day thread.

What is the appropriate response here?

/smg/ is the poooop and pee for you and meeee, yeah
/smg/ is the poooop and pee for you and meeeeeeee

Blow off top anon sell your calls.

NVDA is a POWERHOUSE

Based Joe Camel

taxation is left
>pic related

where to learn legal tax dodging?

>>54396257
your fault for being a wagie cuck. get back on the assembly line bitch

MAKING MAJOR MOVES

>>54396287
I always thought his nose looked like a dong so I was never into that kind of cig

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING?
TURN THE FUCKING ALGO PIG MODE OFF NO HUMAN IS THAT RETARDED TO BUY AT THOSE LEVELS

Holy shit son...

We better be stocking up on LMT, DFEN all athat shit

>>54396297
Those numbers make no sense.

>>54396287
His nose is supposed to look like a cock and balls. His mouth kind resembles pussy lips too. Funny enough his dong looks like a camel.

>>54396257
My car was family.

>>54396297
>99% tax
...you uhh sure about that?

>>54396324
Sorry, AI is worth a 157 P/E.

Is value actually back as everyone's been saying? Or was the past year an anomaly and growth will surpass it again?

Any SWEDbros? Why in hell are we in particular pumping? Is it just the market calling Riksbanken pussies (which they are)? I realize that this stupid country depends on a pathetically weak currency because of strong export plus we are the most indebted people on this planet because we're stupid like that... but come on. Riksbanken hasn't even begun taming the inflation and yet they are making these assumptions that they will be able to bring it down by next year... fuckin idiots. There is no logic to this market

if you didn't buy at nvda 175 why are you buying it at 275?

>>54396374
Maybe he's a time traveller and doesn't realize he's still back in 2023 when taxes weren't 99% yet.

Anyone buying FRC?

>>54396398
Because if you don't buy it at 275 you'll have to buy it at 375. Do you not remember TSLA?

Blackberry earnings after markets close today. I'm thinking about investing in it, BUT I'm also convinced they are going to talk about MUH AI and its going to pump because fuck you thats why.

Some 3 month Tbills matured today. Should I just roll them? This banking thing got memory holed real fast. HEY, remember that spy balloon?! What happened with that?

I BOUGHT THE TOP

Stop selling. I'm not asking.

>>54396324
Sorry Bobo I bought and I don't intend to sell.

TSLA MOTHERFUCKING PUMPING
HIGHEST VOLUME IN 1 DAY CALLS
JUST DO IT

>>54396417
>I'm thinking about investing in it
shorting it*
my bad

>>54396421
>Should I just roll them?
Yeah

>>54396446
Code?

>>54396446
code?

Test

>>54396446
Damn, Asians really do look disgusting. Anyway, mind giving name so I can verify a few things for myself?

Boring. Where's the anus clenching dump?

>>54396476
>>54396480
>>54396489
I just saved it anons, I have no idea who she is, I'm sorry frens.

>>54396491
The banking system is safe secure and resilient.

>>54396491
Why would it dump? We have a soft landing, which means the market is fairly valued at SPY 450.

>>54396491
tomorrow is this dump/pump, also enemas unironically feel good

>>54396476
>>54396499
It's gravure go to /jp/ and ask them or search the gravure thread you might find it.

BBY
KO
KOF
ADN.TO
> sip
VZ
PFE
BX

simple as
SWBI

>>54396507
Fake news.

>"Hello please say it is going back down"
>"But I need it keep going up"
>"No I will not hold"
>"Well you need to solve this"
>"Thank you I will wait"

>>54396537
Looks Like I had a stroke at the end, sorry, must be from all the exercise
>sip

buy WINT

>>54396380
Are you talking about NVDA?

>>54396514
>soft landing

>>54396547
But they let us know daily multiple times.

>>54396561
>$4m marketcap
>20% pump
nice pump n dump

>>54396415
i remember tesla has had 16 quarters of consecutive 20% growth. nvidia is already dropping sales

>BOIL puts up 30%
Should I sell is it going to dump even more?

Digits and we close red

>>54396571
Fat suit Monica was best Monica.

>>54396580
malarkey

>>54396565
NVDA is now purely a meme stock
Like if you ever wanted to feel what watching CSCO was like in the late 90s, this is it.

>>54396537
Ironically, this based value coinoisseur wouldn't invest in MNST.

The gap up from last night is about to be filled

>>54396607
I filled your mom's gap up last night.

>that triple 404 SPY top today
>double bottom at 402
The channel is set. Sorry you bet against the wrong market.

>>54396579
No one knows, make a call.

>>54396547
m-misinformation!

>>54396596
>Like if you ever wanted to feel what watching CSCO was like in the late 90s, this is it.
Lol, my sister worked at CSCO actually for a long time. CSCO used to be a super high P/E meme stock back in the day? Funny. Makes sense though since were are integral to dotcom-era infrastructure (and still are today).

The CSCO stock never goes up though because the company isn't really adding any revenue growth or value and the employees keep diluting stock.

>>54396452
>4.6% YTM
Damn I thought it cratered to under 4%. No brainer move.

The dollar is still king even if Arabs and chinks think otherwise

>>54396624
The technique is easy: just call everything fake and gay.

>>54396364
>>54396374

55k gains in March.
taxed at 34% is about 19k.
minus the losses of 36k.
leaves 150 profit for the month.

>>54396619
see ya at 4300

>>54396637
Wouldn't buying in Yuan actually be cheaper for US?

Huh? What the fuck is this shit after earnings (RH stock)

>>54396237
My grandmother had a deck of playing cards with this exact Camel image. So cozy

>>54396618

>>54396658
False rumour?

>one of my stocks suddenly shaves off 20% out of nowhere with zero news
riiiightttttt

>>54396618

>>54396676
Sorry, I had to. But you're right; these gaps are deeply concerning.

>>54396623
But I made a put!

>>54396649
So you dont file your losses?

>EUR/USD
nice currency you got there burgers.

>>54396637
It won't last forever, but yeah, USD has strong network effects and those are hard to defeat. Some news articles and social media chatter barely affect it.

.

VKTX chart looks good. i think i missed it already...

fuuuuuck.

>>54396689
bbbaggy? you're not afraid to say the ticker name are you?

It's SOXS time

>>54396649
That's not how taxes work in the US.

>>54396763
>now up 4%
just jewish tricks i guess

>>54396704
THE SONG DOES NOT SAY
SOMEONE ELSE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN
SOMEONE ELSE NEVER COUNT YO MONEY
WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' AT THE TABLE
THERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE COUNTIN'
WHEN THE DEALIN'S DONE

>>54396689
this you?

SMTC looking Oversold. Down 23% because it lowered forward eps by a few cents and revenue a few percent. Still beat quarterly estimates and the stats are good.
>semiconductors
Should I slurp?

Is this volume healthy?

>>54396787
fortunately not; weird vol spike on something i hold, dumped 20% and climbed back up, just another day in the jewish market i guess

>>54396794
Wait a few days then buy

>>54396800
it's low but not terrible

>>54396787
>$4.75 available
wonder if he is gonna buy the dip, can get 7-8 more shares.

> BED BATH & BEYOND ANNOUNCES $300 MILLION STOCK OFFERING
Lol. Lmao.

>>54396800
No, the only thing driving this market higher is big Tech, and we all know how that plays out. Not saying this could go higher, but definitely keep an eye out and stay cautious.

Smelly, dumb bobo scum

I have masters in engineering and minor in stats, would it be retarded of me to even attempt to create a model that would predict which way SPY/NASDAQ/big index swings each day? I realize people with far bigger brains and resources are trying to figure it out but I need a hobby.

What are some indicators I should look for?

my -30% bags went up 4% today

>>54396839
>he posts as the market is having to face reality again

Jesus fucking christ why the FUCK do we let non-voting Fed members come out on live TV and speculate? Kashkari has to have a fucking short position or something, literally every time he comes out he says some sensationalist bearish nonsense and the market takes a shit.

>>54396853
>-30%
The fuck did you buy

>>54396874
VNA.DE

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>54396840
>What are some indicators I should look for?
>Retarded engineer
Yep checks out. Go watch some jewtube and figure it out

>>54396794
I avoid any companies that didn't report growth MoM and YoY. I want to invest only in companies that are capable of navigating this fucked up economy.
On the upside, their balance sheet is pretty tidy. Could be good buy although Q1 guidance is worrisome.

>>54396834
Good. Anything to kill that stupid fucking general.
>>54396840
>I have masters in engineering and minor in stats
You got ripped off.

>>54396871
The Fed has exactly TWO tools despite whatever posturing they have to say otherwise.
1. Raising/Lowering interest rates
2. Talking about Raising/Lowering interest rates.
And they very much use the stock market as their major barometer, in addition to bond spreads.
Kashkari's role as retard hawk is deliberate. Just as Brainard's role as retard dove is deliberate.

>Mexico has just applied for BRICS
the bug spammer was right
it's time to buy DFEN

>>54396915
buy MCD
>its now McRIBS

>>54396911
Uni free here and I got 20k zero interest student loans which I invested during COVID crash

You tell me if I got ripped off

>>54396884
>REITs
>In germany
lmao.

>>54396904
I think they're just being cautious with the guidance. I think the market overreacted and they are Oversold, looking at a momentum play here because it should correct itself in the next week

>>54396936
>Uni free here
Sure it is.

>>54396624
literally me

>>54396948
at least I'm older and wiser now

>>54396607
>you will never work on the ocean to gain deep understanding of fish stocks

>>54396952
Well good luck. In the end it's all just gumbling,

>>54396913
Doesn't the Fed also have the ability to reduce the money supply? Or is that the treasury?

>>54396913
Sure but these appearances are scheduled ahead of time. It's not like the Fed knows in advance what the market is going to do and how they can manipulate it..........

>>54396911
>Good. Anything to kill that stupid fucking general.
I'm currently reading through the BBBY general(s) from yesterday morning when the ATM offering hit. holy shit this is funny, their bags are so heavy and they can barely admit it

>>54396954
"Well, Bye..."

Anons is this the end?

>>54396992
>they can barely admit it
crazy they are starting to

>>54396987
True. I'm just gonna pick up a few $27 strike calls for may

>>54393079
kek which one of you /smiggers/ posted this, its funny. Go shit on the BBBY baggies

>>54397013
this has been announcement they've made since before the invasion even started, nothingburger

>>54396990
They do

>>54396990
all loans are deflationary, so yes by not re-buying bonds as they expire they tighten.

it just so happens they don't really like tightening, so they're also inflating through use of the reverse repo system, printing to keep that afloat.

when he says they have exactly two tools, he means they have about 17 he just hasn't read about the others. (but 15 of them are stimulative in nature and work roughly the same way)

>>54397013
But why tho? Didn't they all leave last year??

>market pumps expecting rates to flatten
>fed raises rates because market is bouncing back
>market dumps because rates got raised
>repeat forever

>>54397013
Priced in

>>54397013
Should I buy back the covered calls I have on lockheed?

If we go to war with Russia LMT will moon.

How fucked are we today picrel

>>54397037
Loans are inflationary. Paying them back is deflationary. Going bankrupt and not paying your debts is inflationary.

>>54396977
I laugh but I almost bought that myself last month. I don't really understand why its so cheap.

>>54397056
Anything she says now is priced in. Trust the plan.

>>54397030
They arrested an "American".

>>54396476
>>54396480

Yuka Sawachi
Legend~桜影~/沢地優佳

>>54396952
You know what happens when too many bobos hop on the "it's gotta pull back" play? THE INFAMOUS AND LEGENDARY VANNA SLINGSHOT

>>54397056
>we

>>54397073
journalists lately have been memeing around russia looking at the graves of dead chinksect soldiers to try to get a more accurate look at the deaths; no surprise russia seethes

I'm going insane

>>54397060
issuing a loan is inflationary, paying it back is deflationary. doing both is net deflationary, since you paid more in interest
however to prevent deflation, they keep issuing more loans over time.

>>54397082
But I'm saying it's going to correct itself and go back up, I'm not a bobro

>>54397056
Presumably it's this? https://home.treasury.gov/news/featured-stories/remarks-by-secretary-of-the-treasury-janet-l-yellen-at-the-national-association-for-business-economics-39th-annual-economic-policy-conference

>I am especially privileged to receive a lifetime achievement award named after Paul Volcker – a titan in the field of economics.

>>54397099

>>54397082
We need VIX to be 30 or higher for a real vanna slingshot to actually happen

>>54397099
>markets be like

>>54397120
you...

you are first....

>>54397075
Nice

>>54397092
sorry cashgang

>>54397112
My bad I'm a little high and got oversold confused with overbought. Carry on good sir.

>>54397115
Lord almighty

Seeking Goyim has the most insightful headlines, kek.

Damn, been three years since the Wuhan flu. On this day three years ago, I couldn’t go to the grocery store without passing two refrigerated vans full of dead bodies outside the hospital. Pretty ridiculous time

LMT is so goddamn expensive, I think they will somehow fuck the retail traders who buy in thinkin it will rocket it to the moon, while the insider dumps when we go to war.

>>54397141
there you go not able to ready again little man

>>54397056
Who?

>>54396266
i love this song

>>54397125
True, the fake financial crisis wasn't enough of a happooning and everyone knew it.

Buying more puts

>>54397144
Three years ago I was getting drunk and playing vidya with my friends all day like I was on summer break from college again.
I miss those times.

Any /swing traders/ here?

bros... it has to do something soon

>>54397170
I hated Covid because I had to go work from home. idk about y’all but I personally love being at the office, love the team camaraderie and energy, love the ability to mentally and physically separate work and home and regardless of home office setup, the thought of being siloed and isolated is so off putting to me

>>54396282
OOOOOOO

>>54396489
Booba looks good on everyone even poos

>>54397143
I read their newsletter every morning just to catch up on the news, but holy shit their "insight" is worthless.

>>54397145
I think there's war and then there's War. I'd laugh so fucking hard if the stock tanks when WW3 kicks off because some bullshit Chink hypersonics or saboteurs wipe out their factories.

>>54397143
Could go up, could go down. Who knows maybe we know maybe we don't all we know is stocks will move in a direction and people will make and people will lose money

>>54396297
>just sell the dip
>then buy a different dip immediately

AHHH IM GETTING BOILED AGAIN

>>54397183
blackrock has a trading central newsletter that shows whatever indexes their algos picked up patterns on, it's pretty accurate

>>54397150
>The lie detector test determined that was a lie

>>54396491
She was so full of truth

VVIX shill doesn't realize we are going higher

We are going much.

Much.

Higher.

>>54397176
We get it, you were banging a slampig in the office. Not all of us were so fortunate.

>>54397171
*raises hand*

>>54397201
>>54395943
>>54395977
>>54396045
already told you idiots when to buy
>>54370344

>>54396257
text nigger

>>54397143
bullish, buying more SPY calls

>>54397209
>VVIX shill
What does that even mean. Do you even understand what I'm talking about when I mention VVIX? VVIX isn't something to trade. VVIX is something that relates to the vol of vol, which relates to VIX, when then relates to SPY, which I actually do trade.

AMERICAS FAVORITE CHEF ERIC THEISS

>>54397215
Dude thinks he's fucking Jean-Baptiste Joseph Fourier.

>>54396649
your gains are profit - losses you retard
quit stock trading and go back to middle school

>>54397232
Step up,fag

>NVDA's PE ratio

https://youtu.be/56ODFJ6EP6Q
SPYKings the channel is set.

>>54396237
Boil bros we cant stop losing

>>54397241
kek

TOTAL

BAGGIE

DEATH

>>54397266
checked and kek'd

>>54397241
Oh yea Gordon? Well BAM.
Your move chud ....

>>54397241
No way is he still pushing that dumbfuck egg recipe.

These Semtec calls were a good buy, look at that little nigger pump

>>54397247
And I thought 50 P/E was still high when I sold last year

We would have to print 0.6% MoM or higher for the next 4 prints to not be under 4% by the June CPI print in July.

>>54397266
>71.65M market cap
Sometimes I fantasize about being one of those billion-dollar lottery jackpot winners and doing random shit like pumping bags for literally no reason and being a hero of the people for the memes and the bants.

>>54397241
Those eggs looks fucking terrible. Raw as fuck, he didnt even make his own recipe right.

>>54397279
Gordon is a fraud. Eric THEISS is the true kang of cooking kangz

>>54397317
If you know people who work in the restaurant biz they will tell you that Gordon Ramsey is an insufferable asshole who normalized being an abusive, abrasive cunt in the kitchen

>Anon, how are the SPY puts doing?
>Still undercooked, chef.
>Fuck me.

>>54397312
Jerome does that for a W2 salary...

>>54396435
ok fine jeez
don't hurt me

>>54397312
you could do that with crypto, though I dunno how much money it would take
read about wolong, maybe you could convince a group of people to do it...

>>54397333
>Gordon Ramsey is an insufferable asshole who normalized being an abusive, abrasive cunt in the kitchen
The problem is you can still be that while also being talented.
Ramsey is just a Hollywood hack.

This day is BOOOOOORING

What does it mean when my portfolio has -900 vega?

>>54397333
I find it funny that people don't complain about that shit in the age of victimization

>>54397310
And what of Core CPI? Or Core PCE?

>>54397177

>>54397176
My employer closed down temporarily but continued to pay all employees their usual wages, so we were on paid vacation for like a month or two. It was a beautiful time to be alive.
I think I spent over $1k on liquor that year.

>>54397366
Invest in better stocks then
>I just long spy500, where is my price action?
Nigger

>>54397333
I am in the restaurant biz and if you don’t have an abrasive sous chef then you aren’t maintaining a tight shift. If you can’t take the heat and what not

>>54397056
She is just Biden's mouthpiece, but with fewer child abuse references

>>54397241
>when the chives hit just right

>>54397371
Wasn't that a dude in Dragon Ball Z?

>>54397365
2 WORDS

ERIC FUCKING THEISS

>>54397392
>jim bean
>strong

>>54397404
Yeah my boy Dino! I was cheering for that rich boy faggot all season.

>>54397399
I mean there must be a difference between being a pushy sous chef with a loud abrasive voice who is demanding versus literally screaming in the face of a cook living on poverty wages

So you are loading up on UVXY, right?

You have an hour and forty five minutes.

>>54397338
>Undercooked shorts
Tastes gud

>>54397395
Tell me about the interesting stocks. Everything in my watch list is up like half a percent, the most boring of days

>>54397366
>he didn’t load up on 0DTE calls on the dip

NGMI

>>54397312
kek, I have the same dream. If I had $100m in my account I would buy half of some single digit marketcap shitco long time ago for shits n giggles

>>54397386
>And what of Core CPI? Or Core PCE?
i've got something more powerful, my local grocery store flyer

>>54397443
I mean, I'm up four percent today, it's just dull

>>54397441
Here are your memestocks of current and yesteryear

>It was nice of the pink financial paper to confirm on their front page, what was told months ago about a scammy crypto exchange and how it was being artificially supported by this very large foreign government until all the players could get out with their riches secure. Now, it will collapse just like the rest of them. Get your money out now. (Binance/China/London Financial Times)
Good.

>>54397312
ngl based af

>>54397462
that's a lot of ham

you guys winning?

>>54397455
BGFT stock. You could be a Hollywood director of Big Foot films

>>54397462
Sorry, bub, that's not the food metric that matters.

War is bullish, but when it first is announced is there usually a dip or crash or something in the markets as people reposition?

>>54397480
Winning by cheating is still winning

>>54397485
>minneapolis

>>54397441
I've been talking about one, semtec. It's Oversold, slurp some calls

>>54397485
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54397485
Based Lasagna Man

>>54397483
Not publicly traded unfortunately.

>>54397338
He’d eviscerate chefs and cooks for wiping down their cutting board with a sweaty towel. Pretty obnoxious about the “cleanliness” bull shit he demands of others.

>>54397504
AAAAAA LAUNCH QE5 RIGHT FUCKIN NOW DEFLATION ALERT DEFLATION ALERT

HE KNOWS

STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP WHICH WILL IT BE, THE START OF POWER HOUR OR SOUR HOUR? PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS WHO WILL BE HEEMED TODAY?

https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER BROTHERS!

THE PUMPING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

>>54397530
You are a gross motherfucker and I hope your portfolio burns in eternal fire.

>>54397539
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>>54397539
Sour, BOIL needs to hit zero

>>54397037
>all loans are deflationary, so yes by not re-buying bonds as they expire they tighten.
>it just so happens they don't really like tightening, so they're also inflating through use of the reverse repo system, printing to keep that afloat.
You have no clue what you're talking about.

>>54397508
They used to be a funny pink sheet company, something must have happened. I used to know a guy from the bar that would sell "internet advertising" to penny stock companies like BGFT, and that was on his list to call. That was pre-covid

>>54397103
Bullshit.

>>54397539
Power hour commences in 33 minutes

>>54397493
People already did that. Defense stocks are at all time highs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g

can you get it to 405 eod bros?

>>54397593
only the ones that can be vocal, i've seen a lot of milgov stuff getting rekt, hinting that they have presence in ukraine but not allowed to say anything more

Kek baggies

spy blasting off like a rocket while financials shit the bed, fuck this noise

>>54397227
No one understands what you're talking about because you write like a monkey when you scream about VVIX.
It's back under 100 btw and nothing happened.

>>54397583
kek, sounds like a dream job

give me 1 (one) reason not to buy long-dated puts on NVDA

>>54397630

>>54397630
smarter to sell OTM naked calls

>>54397630
>long dated puts

>>54397539
Crab always wins

>>54397625
XLF dying because our communist government is going after their profits, which isn't systemic.

>>54397627
>It's back under 100 btw and nothing happened.
You're not really understanding the relationship between vol products and SPY/SPX. Nothing happened, yes. That's the point, when VVIX goes below 100ish, that is when you know it is safe to harvest VRP, because the risk premia is not being bid up so much that its clear you'll get shocked by vega.

In other words, when VVIX goes below 100, it is safe to VRP harvest again. As such, selling SPY puts since VVIX has gone down in the last few days has been remunerative. Did I explain that clearly enough for you my baby boy?

>>54397628
Any time he made a sale and got $500 from his boss he would pay back his $100 bar tab, pay $20 back to 5 different people that he owed, pay 5 packs of cigarettes back that he bummed, then would not be seen again for at least a week while the rest of the money gets spent on cocaine. He was perfect for the job.

>>54397647
Did he died

>>54397647
Today would be a good day to load up 5 more tranches

>NIO

Stop frontrunning short, it's not happening, when it does you'll see it and react then. If you must just small size otm vix calls 40's 6 months out, everything else go long.

UNG / BOIL

>>54396398
cause it's going to 600

>>54397697
I didn't frontrun. I just refused to cover and flip when the chart said I was supposed to.

>imagine not realizing 2022 was just correcting back into the bull market up channel we’ve been trading in for over a decade.

Weekly moving averages are just back to their normal relationship. As far as the trend is concerned it never broke down.

This digital blackface is problematic. You don’t want to be problematic do you? Also NSA dividends today. Imagine getting paid for people storing crap they should have tossed years ago.

>>54397732
>women's health

>>54397732
Notice how its never a black person posting this bullshit and its some mentally ill white female sociology major.

>>54397705
Sorry, Chud, Mother Earth has blessed us with mild weather.

>>54397705
IT'S A GWINE DOWNTA NUTHIN'
AND
THEN
SOME
MMMMOOOOOOE

>people buy BOIL to long yesterday

>>54397683
now I'm interested

>>54397748
I saw sheboon from the U.K. pushing this shit as well. If black people disappeared from the internet I wouldn’t miss them dough.

>>54397748
99% of white women are mentally ill

>>54397850
top signal

>>54397850
character development arc complete

>>54397850
shizo will delete it next week

>>54397850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaPBOXWrfk

>>54397850
what the fuck is this guys problem?

>>54397885
It's a dang ol Greek tragedy I tell you what.

>>54397850
>I was wrong to say sell (because the SEC came after me)

>>54397913
>>54397913

WHERE IS YELLEN. IS SHE GOING TO PUMP MY BAGS

>>54397850
if cramer says to go short now I'll stop doing stocks forever

>>54397929
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1641437560030257153

>>54397953
Related.

>>54397668
He sells spy puts when we're headed high

Higher than 2023

Higher than 2022

>>54397668
Interesting, you don't try selling that initial spike in VVIX but instead wait for it to spike, peak, and then come back down before selling more

>>54397975
This nigga better keep his mouth shut about FRC. I got too much invested right now.

>>54396237
You ever see them signs on the highway billboards years ago “I'd walk a mile for a camel”, or they used to have cigarette commercials, the guy used to say “I'd walk a mile for a camel”? Well let me tell all you young people out there, the big man would walk 20 miles for a quaalude! Lemme tell ya! HEH HEH HEH! That was the drug back there in the late 70’s and 80’s: quaaludes, the good old rorer 714 and they changed it to lemon! I tell ya. HAHAHHAH. I would love a couple of those fuckin lemons now that was the best fuckin drug ever made! It was so fuckin good the government took ‘em off the fuckin market cause the- they were puttin the fucking drug dealers outa fuckin’ buisness! Non narcotic, non addictive, BRING BACK THE FUCCKING QUAALUDES! YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE FUCKING COCAINE, MARIJUANA, AND ALL THem FUCKIN DESIGNER DRUGS THEY MAKE TODAY AND STICK ‘EM UP YOU FUCKING ASS! THERES NOTHING LIKE A FUCKING QUAALUDE! HAAAHHAHAHHA! I TELL YA THEY WERE THE FUCKIN BEST, HAVING SEX ON A QUAALUDE, YA THOUGHT YA DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN LEMME TELL YA WHEN YOU HAD AN ORGASM YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE FUCKING MOON HAHAHHAHAHA! BRING BACK THEM FUCKING QUAALUDES! ANYWAY, THEY’VE GOT BAAAH-LIN. THIS IS THE BIG MAN, THE VOICE, THE VOICE OF DA PEOPLE!!! HAHAHAHARORER 714 HAHAHAHA AND THE BIG MAN’S AL WAYS OH ᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬHAPPY TO SEE YA