/biz/ - Business & Finance

All you had to do was buy shares

not to be wildly anti-semitic, but we were told all last year that the end of shmitah was upon us. so far, that prediction is lining up big time.

>>54389304
What's wrong with being antisemitic?

so what was GDP reported as?

BRICS won

I TOLD YOU ABOUT JPY COMPUTER, BUDDY

why the fuck is it pumping. aaaaahhhhhhhhhh
http://opcalc.com/Rfe

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
whelp. at least i offset my losses by about 25-30% with a hedge. ripperoni

>>54390332
Whoa..

The US economy has never been stronger!
>Every nation removes it as reserve currency
>Print endless money
>Hyperinflation
?????
>PIVOOTT!

As an ex bobo, I can only say don't bet against the corruption of the Biden administration and financial institutions.

INTCbros...are we finally on the path to recovery?

>>54389304
>”All jews deserve death”
This isnt even a wildly anti-semitic

buy SCYX

Lol I'm going to need another cup of coffee
lfg

smg is fucking dead WOW!

where is everyone?

hello?

Oilbros, we are BACK

Previous days killed everyone?

burry bros...

how much longer can this bullshit continue?

ahem

The markets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pivot delusions and a soft landing will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

>>54393087
fuck you burry

>Rosenblatt Reiterates Sell on Intel, Maintains $17 Price Target

Wonder how the EU investors feel on a day like today
>SPY +0.6%
>USD/EUR -0.7%

Who's your rolemodel /smg/?

Hoping to see that gap up last night get filled today..

>>54393083
My puts dont expire till may so idc

>>54393087
Top signal

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54393107

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw just bought SCHW at $54
Well there go all my gains

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>>54393147
The bond king?

>>54393083
Until we technically enter a recession, by having 2 quarters of negative GDP growth.

Which is impossible as long as the Ukraine war goes on. Because all the US "gifts" are put on the books as sales, growing the GDP.

>>54391893
>EUR

HOLY SMOKES THE MARKETO IS UP A FULL .4% IT'S LITERALLY OVER FOR BOBO THANK YOU BASED BIDEN

OVERBROS... OUR TIME HAS COME

Techbros, I feel good

>>54393082
>Going back to the 1920s, there has been no BTFD generation like you. Congratulations.
What is his FUCKING problem?

>>54393163
what the fuck does this even mean? quit doing coke and tweeting you boomer scam artist faggot

>>54393161
I picked EUR because it's more stable, but yeah I could have picked USD/JPY for a double bet on USD strength and JPY weakness.

>>54393163
>cramer can't even understand this shit
lol

>>54393163
All in short

I have finally capitulated (as a bear).

Therefore, we have at most 1 month before total annihilation wipes out my entire portfolio.

This is your last warning.

>>54393158
There's people here who don't recognise Shkreli?

>inflation was rising with 25 bps hikes
>fed announces they may have to get tougher
>suddenly bank failures
>fed invents a few form of QE
>balance sheet increases
>walks back the stronger rate hike and sticks to 25
>people actually think the cpi tomorrow wont be bad

BOIL chads assemble

>>54393159
>technically enter a recession
lol, lmao even.
>changes definition of recession and vaccine
Dont fight Biden

>>54393176
Euro here, what does BTFD mean?

>>54393217
buy the fucking dip

>>54391893
Nice, I had some new figs to buy, and I'm planning a trip over there for this autumn, hopefully it stays at these levels.

>>54393163
SELLSELLSELLSELL

>>54393208
I'm shitposting.

>>54393205
I also am a recovering bobo. It's hard but you did the right thing.

>>54392815
imagine being this ugly and thinking you're hot shit
in poo land maybe

>>54393217
>>54393222
>Amerislurps slurp so much and so often that they need an acronym for their Amerislurping to save significant amounts of time

>>54393209
please, stop using logic. Biden and yellen will print us to the sky forever.We will never have a crash

>>54393209
Balance sheet reverses 5 months of tightening in 2 weeks.

>>54393237
I have a theory that men who say this have hot sisters so uh, what's her @ my guy?

>>54393242
>TFW you have so much money you defy traditional market dynamics

>>54393247
And we will go kill smelly brown people overseas to ensure that it's ok for printer to go brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>54393237
She is good looking, idiot
And I'm a racist.

>>54393082

>>54393107
I bought the bottom on BOIL

>>54393254
I want the glowies to check my post history and see that I have been calling QT a larp since last year
>MUH LAG TIME ON MBS!
man those guys look retarded now

>>54393261
>>TFW you PRINT so much money you defy traditional market dynamics
FTFY

>>54393178
It’s a code signal

>>54393279
I didn't print nuffin.

>>54393212
>>54393159
not all recessions are the same!

Sell.

>>54393242
i for one wish for TOTAL EURO DEATH

>>54393266
>smelly brown people
not this time anon, remember, "this time is different."

>>54393298
Is his hair Astroturf?

Nothing personnel mumu

why is the nasdaq up 15% this year,whereas the spy is up only 5.9%, and the dow down about 1%? what the fuck

is there a russell 2000 fund that does good 0dte options?

I just doubled down on my short, r8 my timing

Waiting for a 10:30 dip to go all in

>>54393298
>this time is different
This time they are eastern European grugs

scyx breaking out boi

>>54393082
It only proves the mistrust into the state. People buy everything what they can in expectation inflation cannot be tamed. And they were right. You cannot trust them, they act tough but talk shit, back down and chicken out. And waste your tax money on banks that fuck it up on the sideline.

Uh meltup bros did we get too cocky?

>>54393308
Pretty sure that outside of futures most Russell 2000 trading is on IWM. No idea about the options.

>>54393313
>eastern European
>West Asia
>Russia
Same thing right?

btw, almost forgot:
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>>54393306
fake economy vs real economy

>>54393333
iwm only has weeklies, unfortunately

>>54393344
Sell.

Since B*rry has capitulated i'm now the real Burry and my advice is to sell immediately.

It's over, stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

Another day, another scam pump. I will ride my DB puts all the way to the end of the day earth. That bank is shit and there is no way they keep pumping.

Reminder: the market serves to make the elite wealthy
Reminder: you are being used as exit liquidity
Reminder: if the market goes down in a straight line, the buying dries up
Reminder: they want you to keep buying
Reminder: there will be many pumps like this to entice buyers to buy the bags
Reminder: bank failures are not bullish

>>54393373
Don't fight Biden and Yellen, they have a printer, you will lose.

https://twitter.com/conorsen/status/1641414381333356546?t=vBAALqz9Sq0S4dReTJm2_Q&s=19

PLTR MIGHT BE THE WORST STOCK ON THE MARKET

>>54393373
Except EU, look at that. Not moving down. Pumps with US. Doesn't dump with US.

As I have grown my account it fluctuates 1000s a day but when I make $100 on an option trade I still get that rush

>>54393392
>Reminder: bank failures are not bullish
You know what year it is grandpa?

>>54393401
being a trash man always paid well. zoomers are just stupid and never look into these things

Blow off top anon, it's time to close the calls.

>>54393268
Ur blind

>>54393392
>stocks go down
>buy the dip
>lower my average
>stocks go down
>buy dip
>lower my average
>stocks bounce off $1 resistance and hits my $2 average
It would be nice if markets go lower.

>>54393405
There CEO is a hippie new age scam artist big gov shill using government contract to build out the deep state literally the worst person on earth

>>54393424
It's because all zoomers either want to be twitch streamers, YouTube celebrities, Instagram models, or onlyfans famous. It's perfectly fine to have dreams, they just haven't come down to earth yet and realized their dreams are retarded.

I'm going to keep buying SPY, and keep selling SPY puts. Suck it.

sqqq or soxs??

Should intelcels be buying IBM instead for the divy? Seems like a better deal and more stable.

Betting against America? Don't try it.

>>54393481
spxs retards still buying tech

This day feels exceptionally odd. The Burry things makes even far less sense than the markets have in the post bank failure timeframe. The rugging might be coming even sooner/dive lower than I've come to expect.

>>54393466
post the pic of her all methed out from the awards red carpet

>>54392815
Indians are fucking disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c

>>54393463
>>54393424
>>54393401
Only incels do blue collar work. Women don't care about how much you make

>>54393489
this. i trust in the trickery of lawyer americans more than anything

buy ALPM

>>54393510
They don't? Since when

>>54393489
It is you mumu who is betting against America. It is you mumu who is loosening financial conditions and causing inflation to resurge. It is you mumu who is selling out the country for a dollar, instead of doing what needs to be done for the benefit of all. It is you mumu who is causing mom and pop retail investors to chase the dragon to then get 3rd degree burns. It is you mumu who wants the money printers to turn back on and fiscal irresponsibility. You are betting against America. Bobo is trying to save it.

Even Burry isn't immune to this phenomenon.

>>54393500
>banks collapsing
>bears capitulating
>burry capitulating
>cramer's advice is all right

it's the perfect set-up for a black swan

>>54393373
See? EU always goes up

>>54393486
>Let me trade being a total loser in a stock going nowhere to being an even bigger loser in a stock that pays a suspect dividend

>>54393542
SO
MUCH
NAILING
IT
Mumus are team Elizabeth Warren.

>>54393510
>women don't care about how much you make
Kek, sure thing anon.

>Analysts rate intel as a sell
>Stock keeps going up
huh

>>54393401
I mean, I'm perfectly fine doing my desk job where I WFH (read : play my steam backlog and respond to 3 emails a day, shitpost on a taïwanese imageboard and do my stonk trading), all while having 9 weeks of paid vacations a year, instead of being a cucktruckdriver always away from the comfy home sleeping in his truck on shitty highway stations. And on that tweet, for what, 60K to 90K, so just a mere 50%?
kek, lmao, lol even.

join the high iq permabulls anon. it's not too late.

>>54393556
Well i dont have either just curious which would be more meaningful.

>EUR/JPY +2.00 since I bought yesterday
based

>>54393310
nvm I r8 my timing 1/8 lmao

Wilshire/GDP

>>54393568
>pic
Ah... Breezewood, been there many times. Last was in 2019, such an amazing place

>>54393565
>>54393489

>>54393574
poggers shes just like that girl next door!

>>54393544
checked dubs of indeedness

>>54393565
>Jews try to make you sell your bags to them on the cheap
More news at 11

I BOUGHT
Feel free to inverse me

>>54393564
>>54393531
It's income potential and status. Most will take an unemployed MBA grad over a plumber with his own company.

>>54393542
it is you, bobo, who wants to tighten financial conditions unnecessarily. it is you, bobo, who is snarling up international trade instead of doing what needs to be done for the benefit of all. it is you bobo, who scared retail out of markets and ruins their attempts at wealth creation. it is you, bobo, who wants to see productive work come to a halt to be sacrificed on the altar of monetarism. you are betting against america and mumu is trying to save it.

>>54393568
You're going back to your cubicle before you know it. The building we cleaned for had signed agreements that told them they were allowed to work from home for as long as they want, but then they decided that wasn't ok so they literally violated the agreement and told everyone to either come back to the office or you're fired, and naturally cubicle cucks tucked their tail between their legs and went back. You will too.

>>54393542
based take/10
>but not based in reality

yall missed APLM under $40

>>54393599
>not working for a company where everyone except the labor based guys work from home

>>54393542
You forgot to say "J'accuse".

>MAKE IT UP! MAKE THIS STUFF UP PEOPLE.
>You can’t, period the end.

>It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

>>54393087
>king bobo publicly capitulating

I don't know if this is the right thread for this or not but I didn't want to make a separate thread
Does anyone in here know anything about patents for services? I googled some of the requirements for one and it made me think about how original my service might be and if it's novel enough to warrant a patent.
I shouldn't even be asking this but because if I were to put this service into work I'd first need many different things like an actual existing business with employees, apparently I can make people sign certain things that make it illegal for them to share, but since I don't have that right now I'm stuck asking you guys.
The idea does meet the requirements that there are, if it's obvious or not I am not too sure.

blow off top anon, sell your calls

>>54393657
You'd like that, wouldn't you Moishe?

>>54393208

>>54393310

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54393653
There are design patents, and there are utility patents
Design patent is how something looks - eg. "I made a spoon that looks like a dog!"
Utility patent is that you've made something that is novel (new) in utility - eg. "I've made a spoon that has a laser attached that heats up your food!"
Underneath the utility patent header, there are 'methods' or 'processes'
If your method / process (service) meets these criteria, it can be patented
>To be patentable, just like any invention, the art, method, or process must be useful, novel, and non-obvious. Disclosure has to be complete to the point that anyone with general knowledge of the industry can comprehend how it works.

>>54393544
Not to mention
>so much fakeness
>so much gayness

>>54393708
be funnier if it was a red day. but this meme has potential.

buy BOIL immediately

>>54392070
>Chinese lend out Yuan to Russia
>Russia tries to repay in Yuan
>Chinese don't want it and want dollars instead
You're a fucking idiot if you think people are trying to get rid of dollars. Our inflation is the cleanest dirty shirt. Everyone else is so fucked that our bullshit looks like fiscal responsibility.

INTC $60 EOM

>>54393544
>>54393583
>>54393726
LOL STAY MAD BOBO.

Just wait till we see SPY 420 in April.

Surely there has to be something genuine to invest in? I'm not delusional enough to believe anything about this market is sustainable, but maybe just maybe there is a diamond in the rough somewhere. Some stock that can ignore clown market.

You can try to run, you can try to hide, but you cannot escape.

I recently got a bunch of inheritance money so I’ve only recently delved into stocks. I can’t believe I missed such a huge dip for Tesla in January. I would’ve invested like 15k or more had I known.

I’m mad at myself now for being such a newb and missing a great opportunity. Any chances of it dipping so low again in the near future? I’d even be happy to buy at $150.

>>54393748
WTFWT

>>54393638
It is just hard to quantify and correctly value Apple in this environment. It’s a 2.5 trillion market cap stock in an economy on the verge of recession so it is over represented in all of the indexes.

What are good thorium / nuclear energy stocks to long ?

>>54393762
If you have a nice inheritance, what in the hell are you thinking buying a scam company like Tesla when the government is propping up the market with funny money making the bubble even bigger. How much money are we talking?

>>54393760
>I'm not delusional enough to believe anything about this market is sustainable
then just stay in cash forever. you didn't buy in october, december, or march. just accept the fact that you will always be a pussy and never buy anything

>>54393763
U.S NATURAL GAS STORAGE ACTUAL: -47B VS -72B PREVIOUS; EST -54B

>>54393082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

Why the hell is NEOG dropping? They beat the earnings estimates with a surprise of 200%

>>54393789
I have shy of 300k. I’m 25.

>>54393751
>our bullshit looks like fiscal responsibility.
>implying they don't want their bullshit to look like fiscal responsibility.

What a bad take you posted.

>>54393792
HEH! BOIL LORDS, OUR TIME HAS COME!
RALLY THE TROOPS!
*diesel truck sounds*

>>54393824
By the time you're thirty you'll have less than 10k if you think like this.

RIP INTCels

Also BOIL is now redditor-free.

>>54393820
sell off. "buy the rumor, sell the news"

>>54393205
I (bobo) am close to capitulation too. This is probably a sign things are about to go in our favor.

>>54393825
You're missing the point. If you think the dollar is a bad currency I defy you to name a better currency. If you are about to say some gay shit like gold, you're in the wrong thread. Also post the value chart for the past 20 years for a laugh.

>>54393751
Pretty much haha, they’ll take your greenback, give you change in their local currency and scoff when you try to exchange your money back.

why is the VIX green mumu, why bud?

>>54393835
What do you mean? If I bought 20k of stock when it was $116 I could have nearly doubled my income right now if I were to sell.

>>54393849
>If you think the dollar is a bad currency
when was that said? You have to make shit up to support your freshman economics take.

>>54393852
Stop pretending the vix is always inversely correlated with the market

>>54393790
Oh no, I'm short chud. I'm going to make money off your tears when the fed finally realizes they have no choice but to giga crash the market. That's when I'll buy your bussy for pennies on the dollar and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>54393824
What the hell is wrong with you? You have $300k and you're trying to dump it into shitcoin tier company during a scam pump? That's life changing money anon, you really should just dump it into something light JEPI and enjoy the dividends.

>>54393852
Because they just beat earnings.

>>54393748
no anime girl!

>>54393643
>king of being wrong for years
He probably nearly capitulated back in 2007 too. The Big Short just makes him seem like the king whereas he is actually just a faggot who got lucky.

>>54393884
this is not a time for jokes

>>54393881
shut your whore mouth

>>54393880
>When was that said
>>54392070
>>Every nation removes it as reserve currency
>>Print endless money
>>Hyperinflation
>?????
>>PIVOOTT!
Nigger

>>54393859
And what if it went down to say 90 instead of going up? It's easy picking winners in hindsight.
What the fuck am I doing? There's no way you are not trolling.

>>54393774
>Trying to provide energy
That's just asking for your cutesy tech startup to get banned by Biden.

>>54393900
>just a faggot who got lucky.
aren't we all anon, aren't we all...

>>54393901
I know I shouldn't be laughing, Bobo. But I'm laughing.

We need to shut down AI until we can figure out what the hell is going on!

>>54393657
FUCK I wish TayTay would take off her top and blow me.

>>54393904
who said the dollar was bad? So you just cant read that's your problem is?

>/smg/ bears capitulating
Not a good sign

>>54393936
Hedge funds piled into AI stocks to look good for the end of the quarter. Bloodbath Monday.

Cap this. Or don't.

Everyone is greedy now?
Bears capitulated?
Puts are cheap?

Hmm....

>>54393882
I wasn’t going to dump all of it into just Tesla, just a handful. I don’t see what would’ve been wrong with buying at that dip and selling like, now or soon to double my investment. But yes I don’t really know what I’m doing. I never anticipated this kind of money.

My family all uses the same wealth advisor and by the looks of it he does his job well. I’m thinking of having him handle a portion of what I have because he has decades of experience that I lack. I actually could’ve had like 30 grand more if my grandma listened to him when he told her to pull out of ATT years ago, kek.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH im BOILing

>>54393940
>Print endless money
>Hyperinflation
>I wasn't saying the dollar was bad
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R

>Gap up
Trade flat for the rest of the day.
Whats the point of this

>>54393839
>RIP INTCels
How's that SKYT doing?

>>54393914
>lucky
You can't see how his story was used to sell the idea of being a bobo in the market? The amount of money taken from retarded put buyers probably paid for Burry's big win 100 times over by now. All those years of put buyers and once the movie came out and the rise of tech and PFOF, it's easy to spot burry as pawn, a tool, used to further an agenda...

>>54393899

>>54393961
Not everyone.

>>54393958
>Or don't.
k- you got it

>>54393970
just read the boomer investing link in the OP. you can manage it yourself

Less than 20 point range on the ES since the market opened.
Swear to god trading the time between London open and NY open is better these days than the actual US session.

>>54393910
This made me feel kinda better

>>54393976
so where was it said something was better??
because all of that is true... You even know what a pivot is sonny?

>>54393986
Don't own any of that. Just play tides of dumb retail money pulling back.

When dump?

>>54393839
This is just like here

NOK NOK NOKIn on heaven's door

is it finally our time NOKbros?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nokia-corporation-repurchase-own-shares-180000420.html

>>54393992
BOIL is going to bounce heavily off the 3.30s.

>>54393970
I get that but you have enough money to make your life pretty comfortable and not having to work full time like the rest of us. Keep in mind about 90% of us are just degenerate gamblers. There really isn't any "investing" going on here. Don't gamble away your money, because you won't get it back.

>>54394023
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Show yourself out nigger. It doesn't take corruption for the market to favor America. You just need to look at the rest of the world to know why the American empire will control this planet for another century.

>open a short
>stock not only goes up but does a complete 90 degree jump the exact same minute

>>54394052
WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU GET HOOKED... AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED!

>>54393731
I'll make another one next red day we have.

>>54394026
Eventually. Bears are jumping ship

>>54393999
>Burry is bullish
>Dwyer is bearish
>Cramer ETF is beating the inverse ETF
WHAT'S GOING ON

>>54394048
Im sorry you are pretending to be retarded...? You might actually be though from your posts. Because you make things up in your head and schizo post. Learn to read little man.

>>54394052
I have a few short positions but otherwise I'm completely out of this market. Anyone bullish under the current circumstances is actually and insane person, but on the same note, the fed can literally spend time infinity even though it means the end of the United States, but hey at least we can pump SPY for a few more years amirite?

>>54394052
Thanks for playing

>>54393839
should we be fading these?

>>54394052
2 days ago I bought calls and the price plummeted immediately. The market hates us

>>54394091
>actually and insane person
you know where you are right?

>>54394091
>Anyone bullish under the current circumstances is actually and insane person
All those state pension funds and company retirement plans are insane... Listen to yourself bobo. I used to be like you. Then I realized I had too much money to listen to broke faggots like you

>>54394052
Poor entry, it happens to everyone

BOIL is going to $0 lol.

>>54394124
God willing

>>54394121
CUTE!

>>54394091
>even though it means the end of the United States

>>54394124
My gas bill last month was legit 20 bucks lol, would appreciate it being lower

>>54394124
>BOIL is going to $200 lol.
ftfy

>>54394124
Dont be a pussy, ride the wave all the way down. Ive made hundreds swinging this the last few days

>>54393156
I bought at $53.23 last week. Take it as a buying opportunity.

INTC chads stay winning

>>54394139
>pic
home """"owners""" will never know how good this feels

>>54394124
Natty gas can literally be produced for free

>>54394080
>Learn to read
I read it fine. The poster was a retarded bobo that bet against America because they thought the world would stop using dollars because muh hyper inflation not realizing alternative currencies are actual dogshit by comparison.

>somebody mentions BOIL
>all baggies come out
kek
just like the SOX* tranny garbage from couple months back

>>54394116
By all means keep buying more. Surely the bubble can't burst right?

>first time receiving dividends
Neat. It's only 75c off of a $1100 fund but it's neat getting money in a share account that isn't the residual company value after liquidation...

On a related note, for tracker funds should I go for growth only ones or dividend ones?

EU is broken, DAX went to sleep.

>>54394177
>Learn to read
>continues to read it completely incorrectly and schizoid post.
Go ask mommy to make you breakfast- maybe pay attention in reading comprehension class today... then look up definition of pivot.

>>54394121
He thirsty.

>Hello tell me why it is pumping
>No I will not hold
>Thank you I will wait

If you died in war how long should your wife wait before becoming an onlyfans creator?

>>54394196
>it's neat getting money
based div chad

>>54394217
i dont get this meme
QRD?

>>54394204
Explain it instead of being a nigger
>Spoiler: he won't explain because there's no alternate reading and he's an ESL retard that thinks it says anything but that

>WA supreme court upholds 7% CGT on $250k or more
scoopsies BTFO

>>54394236
It's Marv, that's his personality

Why is the market gapping up between days on no news then going sideways? Why are cash markets slipping .2% dips instead of letting the gap fill to get a better price?

>10% gains on both Shopify and MS in a couple of weeks

Wasn't expecting this. Only holding Shopify as it's probably inevitable someone will buy them out.

>>54394239
>Explain it instead of being a nigger
you're the one that cant read....

>>54394233
Buenos dias from Kazahkstan.

>>54394233
2 weeks™

Why is intel pumping

>>54394254
>It doesn't mean that I swear
>No I don't explain myself I'm just gonna keep being a cum gargling faggot
Ok. Have fun betting against America. ESL niggers get no love from me.

>>54394250
>all that
Bro, just speak to me in plain English.

>>54394250
It's the bait of all baits.

>>54394160
Redpill me on INTC. Theyve had some problems but are they coming back with their new chips? Wheres the growth going to come from?

SOXL Sisters ...

>>54394271
>Have fun betting against America.
have fun not knowing what you are reading in life. You look up pivot yet little man?

>>54394233
I thank Christ everyday that I went 2d years ago. Women are absolutely unsalvageable.
>>54394250
Fed just decided to turn the printer on full blast with no brakes. It's going to end fucking terribly.

The market's been really weird last couple days. It just sits at where it opens for basically the whole session. Also why is VIX up?

Green Day confirmed. Goblin Sex

>>54393839
Based BOIL, heeming reddit even worse than us.

>>54394293
Retailtards being used as jewish exit liquidity

>>54394308
that's honestly I think a big part of it

>>54389266
of which company?

>>54394261
I think people are putting lots of money into "safe" tech stocks. With the current AI hype, companies that benefit from cloud computing are likely to see a boom.

Wouldn't surprise me if we see memory chip manufacturers go up hugely with the 16tb ram requirements for a full AI model.

>>54394332
>16tb ram requirements
Is this real? Holy shit AIfags are delusional if they think this shit is materializing soon.

>>54394293
>>54394250
If you look at futures, it's not gapping up, it slowly drifts up in the 6-8 hours before open then crabs within that range. It's been doing this for a while
>inb4 futures are fake

>>54393748
Nurp
>>54393792
It's going to take a lot more than a little extra pulling to reverse that CONTANGO.

>>54394196
>for tracker funds should I go for growth only ones or dividend ones?
just buy a broad index like the s&p500 (i.e., VOO, it will contain both growth and div stocks)

>>54394261
After the last shooting all of tech got permission from the department of homeland security to keep all their people of gender dysphoria under lock and key in the basement cum dungeon. INTC most affected.

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>>54394321
indexes are being held up by like 10 stocks, advance decline lines are horrid everywhere leadership is EXTREMELTY narrow

>>54394308
unironically this is is what is happening
they got caught with their pants down after the bank failures
had to reposition, couldn't take a big loss
have to get out of longs, want to enter shorts at cheaper IV
wah-lah

>>54394377
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>>54394261
They cut divvies and they're going to be the primary beneficiary of the CHIPS act. Plus people are rotating into "safe" tech.

SCHW just ain't havin' no comeback. Finished soon? RIP TDA.

>>54394292
You look up how to tongue my anus yet?

>>54393619
none of you faggots bought aplm did you?

>>54394390
>they got caught with their pants down after the bank failures
IDK if the rest is true... but that definitely is.

SCHW just can't win.

New

>>54394437
>>54394437

>>54394348
contango leads to price increase
nat gas will go up

>vix up on a green day
get OUT of the way, bobo, you're about to be TRAMPLED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emOKaGi8u5U

>>54394430

I love watching the low IQ capitulate.

See, wasn't that hard to admit how wrong and illiterate you are, wasnt it?

>>54394124
Look at this graph

>>54394451
Sure, someday, but not from a very slightly hot draw report that it dropped even further after.

>>54394091
I wanted a quick little scalp for like 100 bucks but I couldn't justify going green short term in this market

>>54394471
Didn't read any of your bullshit because you were wrong from the start.

>>54394360
Do you have 6 figures invested?

>>54393721
I know what a patent is, I've looked it up and the requirements that there are, I'm just sat wondering if it meets all of the requirements. It does meet some of them, but the requirement of it not being obvious left me wondering if it isn't.
Not to detract from the idea or anything, but what is obvious and what isn't obvious is a blurred line in my mind.

>>54394512
what am i looking at anon?

OOh...Ooooh... are they going to crash EU aftermarket?

>>54394233
Man leaves wife to fight for gay sex. Man dies leaving wife zilch. Widow finds a way to make money on her own. /smg/ mad at widow.

>>54394045
thats what they said when it hit 4 a couple weeks ago

>>54394837
Yes, and $3.70 to $3.50 was the absolute bottom.

>>54394587
Buy KOLD if you want to have a boat someday