/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54384045
Firsties!

always do the opposite of what jews say

Eternal bull market ahead. We've priced in all the bad news.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

Feels good to be bogglehead

>priced in

You bought calls right anon?

How are you holding up ?

>>54384093
What did you buy to get such nice gains today?

15-20% OVERVALUE
IT'S COMING
>IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING
TECH
COSUMER GOODS & SERVICES
INDUSTRIALS
THEY ARE FUCKED
REMAIN PATIENT WHILE THEY REACH TRUE PRICING
IT
IS
CO
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

>>54384102
nothing, it was a pump for the monday dump.

>>54384069
>dividends are irrelevant
What's the deal with JEPI? 11% dividend seems high. What's the risk to my principal? Currently sitting on a money market fund with day trading capital earning 4.5% and need to wait 30 days for it to broke marginable. Vs JEPI would count toward my margin now but I'm at a greater risk of market fluctuations with holding JEPI. But the 11% makes it almost worth it to take the chance. But again what's the risk of JEPI going to 0 or losing big vs the "safe" MM fund. I use quotations because nothing seems safe now

I am pooping and that means soon I will be ready to penetrate myself with my largest dildo.

Yes, good.

>>54384102
"CAC40 dad stocks"; hermès, air liquide, pernod ricard, totalenergie..

>>54384087
You bought puts right anon?
We are due for a pull back right anon?

>>54384124
>>54384147
also this

>>54384110
Fuck you bobo, soft landing achieved, crash canceled, JPow saved America, 5.5% fed funds rate will be the norm from here on out

Bobros, have the bulls won? I'm legitimately worried. I know the QQQ won't just immediately go to 500 but today's news is troublesome.
I also think the market is irrational as fuck so this might not mean much. Any bobro have a better insight into what's going on?

>>54384144
So this is what bobos do after market close.

>>54384144
you better have a prostate retard

We're about to rally for a whole a month

And you're bearish

Bobo cannot be saved

Nobody look at futures. You'll change the values by observing them.

>>54384163
From my understanding by briefly watching some YouTube videos it's a positive reaction to the Fed

You know you can buy a straddle short option. If you are wrong you won't lose much... Long VOL faggot. Pullback is coming.

>>54373555
>earnings dont matter dude.
>ASTS +12.99% today
Nice trips, but now they have mattered and they aren't even out yet.

>>54384160

>>54384181
>You better have pumas
>You better have vans
Ugh oh

>>54384131
If I recall the dividend rate is variable due to it being based around selling puts and calls. The market is pretty volatile right now, so the payout for these things is kinda high.

>>54384237
optical lens lives matter

>>54384237
Why do autists care so much about shoes?

>>54384160
Yield curve still inverted.
Yield curve also in bearish steepening.
Still a huge debt bubble.
Banks still in crisis even though the state dept says otherwise.
S&P has never bottomed until a peak in the 2yr yield according to:
https://youtu.be/KjkaKYMRooU (fwd to 3min)
So this isn't over

stagflation bros...

Did that MCF energy stock get discussed some more? Verdict on if it's a scam or not?

>>54384279
not since I went to bed, I am going to keep buying.

>>54384279
It'll be as successful as PIPP.

>>54384264
>autists
Niggers, women and homosexuals*

>>54384181
This person just did the worst possible thing for the trans movement and I think Bumble is going out of business. She made a manifesto blaming people for her own psychotic mental illness. She is mad at people for the laws of the universe. I don't know when to short but I'm watching the chart

>>54384045
Schwarzenegger with his Jewish master

>>54384250
That I understand but in addition to the dividend being variable, theoretically JEPI could be traded up or down by goomblers vs my MM fund earning the risk free rate of return essentially. But how risky is JEPI really? If it really just is a JP Morgan professionally managed covered call strategy then why wouldn't I go for a dividend that is more than twice the amount of interest im earning in the MM fund. What's the risk to my principal. Theoretically I just want my day trading margin earning interest at all times and then I can have it as available margin for scalp and swing plays if the mood strikes. The difference between 11% and 4% is too great for me not to consider it.

>>54384279
I botted some. I'll sell at 10% down or up.

Another day. Green day and payday (Well technically my check goes in tonight late but still). Sad part is by 4-3 most of it is gone. What don't get diverted into other things that is.

>>54384316
I just created and deleted a bumble app within 1 weeks time. Can confirm. Looking at short opportunity myself

FRC is the next GME, screencap this.

>>54384357
reddit is afraid of the actual financial industry, no way they come to recue a bankrupt bank, it would just be too perfect

>>54384368

>>54384329
that's definitely not a 10% down or up kind of stuck my nigga. just put like 30 basis points of your portfolio in it. either it 10x easily or it goes bankrupt.

>everything going parabolic on no news
>Nokia can't even keep a .6c gain

>futures

>>54384416
now that's what i call a glizzy

>>54384416
>mayo

OXY bros we got too cocky

You know, sometimes I think about all the things I could have done only 4 years ago with the money I have now, and then I remember I would have probably tried to become a restaurant franchisee Indian style into Covid. I used to really want to own my own Rally's/Checkers. Can't afford that now, lol and the bottom rung wagie pool has gone to complete shit.

I respect women

>Future presents
A dollar saved is a dollar earned...

>>54384400
How does that work? I don't trade OTC penis stocks.

>>54384471
Let me guess,you prefer honey mustard?

>>54384416
You're living large my friend

INTC 90$ EOY

>china and brazil openly abandon USD for trade

welp, i give up, it's over

What are the best chang stocks to buy?

>>54384549
they won't start production until late this year, when they do it will moon, or investors pull all of their money and it collapses before then.

>>54384077
What? AIDS?

>>54384561
I need this
But it's probably going to be 29$

>>54384549
what do you mean how does it work? it's not a fucking blue chip company like microsoft where it will go down or up 10% based on if it does well or underperforms... it's a high risk startup that will either fail or become a profitable business that is worth a lot of money. right now it's cash flow is zero. if they get a pipeline running the cashflow can be huge, but pipelines are expensive so they can fail

>>54384575
>abandon the usd for trade
You know thats bullish for the US,right?

>>54384614
they only need to build a 10 km pipeline.

>>54384575
>dumping scamming chinks and mystery meat mutts

I see no downside here desu

Bogglechads how does it feel to just keep winning?

>>54384619
Not at all, but okay. Keep coping I guess.
>>54384636
USD not used for trade = lowered USD demand = Inflation = for USD = bearish for USA.

>>54384646
i never expected to live this long desu

>>54384651
imagine thinking people actually want to trade in the chink clown money

lmfao it's like 2% of total trade settlements around the world literally everyone one knows the chinks are fucking scammers and liars that's why everyone that makes it in China is desperate to get every last dollar of their money out of that shithole

>>54384589
Pretty ballsy to say that 1.8nm process will be in before TSMC

Click. Clack. Chop. Chop. Zizzle. Zozzle. Zippity. Zoppity. Clink. Clank. Ting. Tang. Clack. Clack. Clack.

Alors on danse
Alors on danse
Alors on danse
Alors on danse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHoT4N43jK8

>>54384690
it'll be another decade before we see this again, how you playing it?

futures.

>>54384709
Is this bearish??

>>54384746
No, that's pretty clearly a dog.

>>54384690

>jobless claims tomorrow
Hope you're ready,bobo

>>54384746
No nothing is bearish. The Market could crash to 1 and it would still not be bearish. It would be a minor millennia correction and buying opportunity but the markets would recover and even move to higher highs.

Bears are just creatures always preparing for winter then as soon as winter happens they fall asleep and miss out.

>>54384702
>it'll be another decade before we see this again
Give it a few months.

Nasdaq entrees a bull market officially today.

>>54384622
there's a valuation technique for oil and gas companies that involves proven reserves. MCF does not have any proven reserves in their financial document. it's extremely high risk.

how do I evaluate whether or not I should buy a company's stock? i want to buy
MSFT
and
NVDA

newbie investor, this is long term hold pls help thanks

>>54384792
Global Markets entered a bull today.

Haven't been keeping up with the market.
Anything happen bad/good recently?

you are going to instabuy the gap fill tomorrow morning before we officially enter the bull market, right anon?

>>54384575
>being an actual threat to the dollar
Dunno a faster way to get 'freedomed.' Will be fun to watch though.

>>54384792
Buddy we have been crabbing at these levels for over a year now. Today was no different. Just wait until they actually decide to pause and cut rates, thats when the crash will happen

>>54384792
We were never in a bear market by S&P standards, sadly.

>>54384811
Go in seeking alpha and see what people are sayin
Look at this guy's channel and how he calculates, fundamentals. Rational Investor
https://youtu.be/VNHw9fU26VA

Do this for a bunch of stocks till you find like 5 good ones and see if they have a some sort of monopoly. Only then think of buying

Don't be me and buy fucking 3M for the dividend while they are in a biggest lawsuit or Intel at fkn 38usd because "how low can it go" ?

There are bunch of companies. You don't need to be obsessed with 2

>>54384811
I will do this for you one time anon. Always work down from the largest pattern set. The largest is always the world ending. Then you've got world wars, plagues, financial collapses. It's all layers, and your stock is the smallest layer. Ask questions down the layers until you get to your stock. A simplified version of this for MSFT is as follows:

Is the world ending tomorrow or 5 years from now?
>No
Is America's global dominance going to decrease in the next 5 years?
>No
Is human progress going to stagnate?
>No

Wham bam I predict MSFT will be twice it's current price within 5 years. Add as many variables as you want, buddy.

>>54384891
>There are bunch of companies. You don't need to be obsessed with 2
I want to buy those two solely because I think AI is going to be fucking crazy. Microsoft is working with OpenAI on ChatGPT and they have already integrated ads into ChatGPT when used with Bing. Nvidia because they sell the hardware used to train AIs.

I will look at the stuff you posted. Most of my investments are in mid and high risk ETFs I am very hands off.

>>54384811
I wouldn't put all eggs on Nvidia

I'm convinced none of the bobos here are real bobos because none of them seethe about and or post their losses on days like these, back last year we would have bobo loss porn on the rally weeks,

>>54384790
hypercrab maybe but this shit will equalize for a decade, what side will you be on anon?

>>54384853
Anon, the Saudis just joined the SCO.

>>54384925
Companies like NVDA you must realize have thousands of companies that they work with intimately, with many nations having particularly strong interest in their success.

>>54384945
We also had a lot of rope posters
they dont post anymore..

do the 17 year olds in this thread know the yuan is pegged to USD?

The only megacap tech stock worth buying at anytime is apple. Tesla is overvalued and rest of tech megacaps are garbage companies. Either put faith in the homo italians at the premier tech company or fuck off back to your jeet company like MSFT or literal who META or awful management lmfao-mazon. Warren buffet was right in 2008, warren buffet was right in 2023, and warren buffet will be right again.

>>54384872
Priced in

>>54384978
no?

>>54384959
Just because they design chips doesn't mean they'll keep the current evaluation.

>>54384978
>do the 17 year olds in this thread know the yuan is pegged to USD?
Not 17, but go on...

>>54384978
I don't think you understand the danger we're in, fellow Boomer. The Yuan does not need to replace the dollar.

How high will UONE go this year with a bull market and niggers having millions in free money to spend?

>>54384045
a jew and an Aryan, the best representation of the two

>>54384924
ETF are the better call than losing your mind with particular stock
MSFT is a great company and stock.
However don't lose your mind if it drops 20% because it's overhyped at the moment. That is why one needs to calculate a fair value you believe it should be.
And let's hope marketing assholes did not pump AI like IoT, big data, VR, web 3.0

>>54384978
who tf is yuan and what you mean pegged?

>>54384994
https://vocaroo.com/1mssfwDtkywM

>>54384533
wtf is going on in this webm? why is no one checking those dubs?

>>54384953
Just wait.

>>54384811
yeah if everyone knew the answer to the questiopn then no stock would ever be overvalued. the fact is you have to find a valuation method that works for you and you alone, you cant ignore things like management either which are hard to find in financial documents.

>>54385053
daily reminder.

>but windows
no one wants this from normoids to /g/ basement weirdos, jeet OS
>but xbox
desired by trailer trash and mexicans since 2005, rich have always been customers of macbooks, who do you want to be your sales stream in a recession?
>but bing bing wahoo search AAAY EYEEE
people still prefer g**gle search in 20fucking23 or tiktok if they cant read. Another failed project like windows 8.
>but enterprise customers
Its not 2003 anymore. Windows XP boomer.

>>54384994
>>54384999
China doesnt want reserve currency status yet because it makes their exports pricey. Thats why they keep devaluing it every so often.

>>54385064
Ah, like waiting for us to topple Iran with those protests? Or putting Libya back together so we hit Putin right in the oil? Maybe like the successful coup we launched against Erdogan?

Face it, the diversity hires and gay Mormons that staff modern glowy agencies suck at their core imperial jobs.

>>54384416
Needs

.......HOTSAUCE
............A
............P
............A
............T
.............I
............O

meltup status?

>>54385128
frank's xtra hot. thank me later.

>>54385064
Trust the plan. 2 more weeks. USD in control.

Guys, yall selling and preparing for the crash later this year?
I freed up 25k€ for now, will probably put in 15k to 20k more in a few months
Hopefully we get nice rallies before the big crash. We got one already, actually

What are the sectors you will be looking first when economy shits the bed?

>>54385105
>>but enterprise customers
>Its not 2003 anymore. Windows XP boomer.
Who do you think is there biggest customer? Here's a hint they are the same entity printing money.

>>54385053
spicy

>>54384277
>Can you spot the bait?
>No way it's the advertisement which pops up in 98px bold font ...

>>54385170
>€
Also if we didnt have a crash last year,there wont be one

>>54385170
Probably consumer goods or energy. The coming dump will bankrupt most tech and growth companies

>>54384978
>if you doubt the US despite all signs pointing to a chinese century, you're 17
cope

>>54385150
Dead ass
Also
EL YUCATECO XXX mixed with that mayo on
those tube steaks. Fire

>>54385118
>Iran
we salamid their general remember? Also who gives a fuck about them
>Libya
Still fucked over by arab spring, which we had nothing to do with, just ignore all those m16's early war.
>hit Putin right in the oil?
nice pipeline you have there german frens, hope nothing bad happens to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbEoZXhCrM

China is just lucky we have a dipshit as president that is being payed off by them.

>>54385191
>all signs
Name me 3,chang

>>54385186
It takes time, boy
>>54385189
Energy might be tricky but it should be cheaper in a downturn. Problem is that China will pick up the slack and the war is not helping the lowering of the crude oil price

>w-we'll crash soon!
Yawn

Hang all bears

>>54385207
BRICS is like the retard league. Plus Brazil could be tugged out of it. Bolsarno was more pro American while lula is a commie going with non americans. Brazil could be brought back under Anerican influence if bolsarnos voters keep at it.

When is the crash...

>>54384945
We are bobos, we are in cash other than quick day scalps and short term cautious swings, my retardarino fren. Why would someone whom expects disaster keep ourselves significantly exposed to that which we (accurately) foresee?

>>54385256
when you stop expecting it.

>>54384978
China regulates the market exchange rate
between USD/CNY within a certain range but it's not outright 'pegged', which would entail setting a fixed exchange rate directly. In this case the rate fluctuates daily given market conditions. And actually, China's forex policies have made the yuan up to 50% weaker against the U.S. dollar than it would otherwise be under normal market conditions.

Yuan internationalization is just the first step in ditching the dollar altogether.

>>54384780
Things might get STICKY.

>>54385207
>we salamid their general remember?
Drone striking a general is not sufficient threat leverage to keep Riyadh in our camp.
>Also who gives a fuck about them
They run half the middle east and are in a dangerous rapprochement with the other half.

What the fuck are we gonna do if Bahraini LNG gets squeezed? Or Ghawar can be bought with Riyals, Yuan, or gold?

>Still fucked over by arab spring, which we had nothing to do with, just ignore all those m16's early war.
And it would not matter if we didn't run into an energy crunch recently. But a competent empire would've patched that up the second tanks started shelling Kiev.

>nice pipeline you have there german frens, hope nothing bad happens to it.
Like drone strikes, a couple divers with some C4 are not sufficient to maintain a global empire.

>China is just lucky we have a dipshit as president that is being payed off by them.
That too is a weakness, yes. Now when he gets fraudulently re-elected what is the GAE going to do? Point and sputter as an equally sketchy Taiwanese election hands Xi the island?

Recommend me your cheapest highest potential leap play /smg/

>>54385272
this

>>54385276
Wait a minute...

>>54385292
nah it'll be (TRANS)itory

>>54385276
i always have to skip over the scene where she licks that old dudes butthole

>>54385276
You can't just post her without reminding everyone that she did porn. It has to follow her forever. Asians just hit rock bottom when they become Westernized. Many such cases. Sad!

>>54384575
We won't do anything to China. But you best believe our military will come to Brazil

>>54385128

>>54384978
The dollar is backed by nothing. Fiat to fiat conversions are ultimately meaningless, but the Yuan is more stable because China has an industrial based economy.

>>54385277
>They run half the middle east
no they dont, they run their tiny little area and even then theyre on the verge of civil war.
>energy crunch recently.
Its a gas crunch because pres. dip shit axed domestic production and then forced our allies to not buy from russia...so we're all buying from OPEC.
>not sufficient to maintain a global empire.
We blew up a major allies pipeline and no one says fuck all, thats power. China can't even control its own sea, 7th fleet has been slapping its dick all over that ass.
>Taiwan
Is china going to issue another worthless final warning if we land our troops there? lol.

Oil looking like it's running out of steam and about to retrace. Market in general going up, but looking like it'll hit 33k and retrace.

>>54385319
>our military
Nah, glowies will just fire up a coup. Bolsonaro has a fuckton of followers reved up to go and everyone knows lulu is corrupt as fuck, like he got out of corruption charges saying the court didnt have the power to convict him or some shit?

>>54385401
>The dollar is backed by nothing

>>54385449
not an argument

>>54384064
is 5 billion africans by 2100 and no more oil to pump out of the earth priced in?

>>54385401
>the dollar is backed by nothing
You're wrong the dollar is backed by my dubs

>>54385402
>no they dont, they run their tiny little area and even then theyre on the verge of civil war.
Uh oh, guys, Kermanshah might've had a protest last night! Meanwhile Tehran runs half of Iraq, Syria, Yemen, and Lebanon.

>Its a gas crunch because pres. dip shit axed domestic production and then forced our allies to not buy from russia...so we're all buying from OPEC.
And the only reason Europe has not literally died was godly luck on this winter's weather rolls. Just because you made it home from the bar does not mean that 5 whiskeys makes you a better driver.

>We blew up a major allies pipeline and no one says fuck all, thats power.
That's power over a retirement community. One that's rapidly decaying into a deindustrialized refugee dumping ground.

>China can't even control its own sea, 7th fleet has been slapping its dick all over that ass.
You want to show some flex? Wake me up when those South China Sea bases are leveled or occupied and "no one says fuck all". The Soviet Union and the US did plenty of dickwaving naval and air exercises over the years, but those didn't matter in the final score.

>Is china going to issue another worthless final warning if we land our troops there? lol.
On our current trajectory, President Biden or Harris will sputter and gasp at the sudden landing of Chinks sent to put down "peaceful pro-democracy protestors" in Taipei.

>>54385401
The USD is fully backed by a finding out for whomever fucks around just a little too far.

>>54385477
your take is so retarded its not worth arguing, just laughing at you for it

>>54385482
check 'em
>>54385477

>>54385477
>not an argument
Where's yours?

>>54385276
her "art" looks like a pile of shit

>>54385495
cope burgeroid

Im beginning to become interested in
LINK
>chainlink. Not sure what it does
URINIUM
>glowing pissrocks very important
PLATINUM MINERS
>rock diggers

>>54385499
One of the reasons the dollar has value because there are not enough dollars existing to pay all debts. This is also why you need infinite growth so that new debt pays for old debt.

>>54385449
You're right. It's backed by our ability to project power.

Now really, seriously, using all your brain cells, ask yourself how that's going. On the money front, on the military equipment front, on the military staffing front, on the civilian government staffing front. How's the scorecard looking for the last 10, 5, 2 years?

>>54385514
Something about oracles and the distributed ledger. I don’t know. I’m thinking about making a node to learn more. It’s not very popular now so that’s probably the time to scoop it up.

I don’t even know how I’d buy it anymore. Every crypto exchange is getting JUSTed

Bizness and finanz

>>54384690
Please be fake

>>54384268
>>54384690
Has the two year peaked or not?

>>54385495
You must be 18 to use this site
>>54385490
>muh tranny special forces will stop Chyna
webm related

>>54385560

>>54384324
with JEPI you risk loss of principle. Could easily go down 10-20% for example. You don't have that risk with MM fund.

>>54384575
Just buy & hold Chinese index funds, CSI 300, SSE Composite, Hang Seng are good indices to track although the Hang Seng is more representative of foreign investment and capital inflows whereas SSE/CSI reflect domestic demand for stocks.

WHY THE FUCK ARE LONG TERM YIELDS DECREASING
THE INVERSION IS GETTING WORSE

>>54384045
if pic rel is correct, tomorrow and the next few days might be dump days

>>54384575
VT and VXUS fags are going to be laughing at the VTI fags for a while
Domestic stocks have been overvalued by literally 50% for while

>>54385560
I hate how you've ruined my Samantha... At least change her name ffs
Meanwhile, the real Samantha and I are planning dinner to celebrate the stock tips she gave me.

>>54385608
wdym? Bank run flight to safety's over. 10 and 30 year yields are on rocky ground but not really decreasing.

>>54385490
>belligerent Amerilard threatens violence if you don't use his fiat bucks
Thats exactly why no one wants to trade using your currency thats backed by debt and interest anymore.

Good morning /smg/. This is your mandatory reading for today.
https://d1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net/production/uploaded-files/China%20as%20an%20International%20Lender%20of%20Last%20Resort-66b326f5-bbb0-4ab7-bee0-919453685b0b.pdf

>>54385584
>>54385645
Kek

>>54385145
SPY 420 EOW

>>54385655
we dont know how to read

>>54385653
Decades of unilateral sanctions have caused 85%+ of the world to realize how toxic U.S. dollars and links to the U.S. financial system really are.

My friend just invested $1,000 USD into COVER Corp because VTubers have melted his brain.
Is this better or worse than /smg/ memes?

>>54385697
depends. did he join the pump at the start or right before the dump?

Bought AKRO

>>54385539
>How's the scorecard looking for the last 10, 5, 2 years?
Russia cant beat NATO tech so id say everyone is still convinced the US is top dog. until we see how China does in a nearby land invasion no one is disputing the US.

>>54385682
Just look at the letters until it makes sense.

>>54385729
>until we see how China does in a nearby land invasion no one is disputing the US.
Considering how insanely difficult they are theres a good chance China can't take Taiwan even without US help

>>54385761
Yeah i doubt china can invade anyone. Maybe some kind of special operations in mongolia but not many countries border china for them to smush out of existence. They can try vietnam again but doubt thats an easy target.

>>54385709
He bought like 10 minutes ago.

> but fr im gonna play this conservatively. If I start getting close to 60-70% total loss on this I'll sell.

jews made me poor today
>stand name: money for nothing

>>54385729
That gas station with nukes is fighting a full force NATO proxy war to a standstill. Every cold war general and spook is rolling in their grave at that statement.

>>54385761
What happens if we get into a tussle with the SCO over, say, Egypt or Congo? How are our economic hitmen doing in Venezuela vs theirs? The world is much bigger than Taiwan. And Rome was not lost in a day.

>>54385833
you just have to buy shit and hold it. How did you mess that up?

>>54385589
how long will cash be so attractive? eventually it'll be better to buy equity again.

>>54385859
pic related

>>54385859
degen gamblin my nigga don't act like you don't kno

>>54385619
Explain

>>54385833
>money for nothing
Based

>>54385893
Looks like either last year's chart or a chart averaging how many years? Shitty chart with no variables to go by.

>>54385857
>That gas station with nukes is fighting a full force NATO proxy war to a standstill.
What is full force mean? Nothing considering NATO forces arent even there in. No western designed jets have been used so hardly full force. Russia has been shown to be a pathetic nation. Cant even beat javelins and gain air supremacy.

>>54385893
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1576609692675362817.html
read https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html first
but shit apparently decoupled a while ago, so it might be useless already

You guys are absolutely schizo.

>>54385857
>>54385931
>An Eastern European Gas Station is fighting an Eastern European Wheat farm
>The American and Chinese banks backed by America are funding this slap fight
Oh I care as much as I care about a couple of gorillas fighting at the check out lane of a Walmart.

>>54385949
Yes, and?

>>54384338
Why do you have paraa, warner, cmcsa, dis, kdp, khc (I mean people do really need ketchup and cheese)? Seem way overvalued

>>54385949
With whom are you referring to?

is it really confusing?
the risk is that the underlying stocks could go down.
coca cola, progressive, mastercard, google.
you can buy those stocks manually, sell CCs and you get same return as jepi. i know i know, its funny right stocks never go down but that's the risk.

i'll be having sex tonight.

>>54385931
>Nothing considering NATO forces arent even there in.
That's what a proxy war is, kid. You send all your tanks and Javelins and trainers and drive back the commies with a minimal amount of bloodloss on your side. Confirms you're top dog, people keep transacting in your currency and signing your trade deals. Fuck that up and you end up with a Vietnam.

>No western designed jets have been used so hardly full force.
Right and when we send the first tranche of Mirages we can say no battleships have been sent either so it's still not a real matchup.
https://news.yahoo.com/ukraine-hopes-receive-least-40-211700736.html

>Cant even beat javelins and gain air supremacy.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/russian-jets-newer-generation-increase-dominance-combat-zone/story?id=98133444

One big reason those cold warriors are spinning in their graves is because when you drag out wars, the enemy learns too.

>>54386000
SEXXXXXOOOOOO

>see red stock
>buy it
>sell when green

give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't do this

>>54385998
I have 7 shares of JEPQ and 17 shares of SJB.

>>54386053
Sometimes a stock is red for a reason and does not recover to your buy-in price. See, for example, AQB.

>>54385582
>thinks we still need human soldiers
>underestimating the destructive power of niggers, women and troons if we do
>>54385653
>overestimating others' choice in the matter
Verification not required.

Man I really can't believe how right bulls have been and how wrong bears have been this whole time. After 2022 I was prepared for the absolute worst but it genuinely seems like bears had their year already. Interesting how it all turns out when the US dollar is a fiat currency AND the global reserve currency.

>>54386053
something about entertaining the idea that a stock has dipped a lot and shouldn't go too much lower is kind of bad, you should have fundamental reasons backing your play

>>54386102
>you should have fundamental reasons backing your play
Fundamentally I trust my gut

>>54386117
A reliable indicator but often a poorly timed one

>>54386000
Damn look at those pumpkins.

>>54386089
it would be a shame if...
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-considers-accepting-yuan-instead-of-dollars-for-chinese-oil-sales-11647351541
>https://www.reuters.com/markets/currencies/china-says-it-will-set-up-yuan-clearing-arrangements-brazil-2023-02-07/

>>54386140
It's impossible to time the market, yet timing is everything.
Feelings are difficult to quantify. But they're usually right, just not when you want them to be.

>>54384072
It does feel good

>futures

>>54386053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_f8GV0yYM

Take some time and watch this it pretty much explains your question and why you need to not worry about all the noise in the air. A good point is that Polaroid was a must buy and everyone said if it ever dropped below $100 you had to buy then it went below $100 and continued to tumble and never recovered.

I can't believe I missed the generational bottom AGAIN

>>54386161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>54386164
thanks anon, watching now

>>54386168
Next time don't be such a coward.
>priced out
>falling knife
>Bear Market
>impending financial ruin
All cowards talk! Fortune favors the bold who are willing to catch knives and fight Bears! Not a bunch of cowards who hide in the sand over every little bitch indicator! I've got an indicator for you! Are you alive? Then fucking buy!

why pump? how the fuck am supposed to buy in with the retard pumps?!??!

>>54386230
yell it louder so those paper hand faggot oil traders can hear it

>>54386230
I've seen this sentiment a bit too much in this thread so I must say INTC peaked in 1999 and has never reached that price since. 24 years

what the fuck is the markets problem why is it shopping so hard

>>54386000
Sex isn't real.

>>54386143
Oh wow we can only guess what will happen for the 50th time

>>54386318
Sex is real but birds aren't

>>54386000
I will not because zoomers have no idea how to make it anywhere on time.

>>54386336
>Implying owls are birds

>>54384978
>the yuan is pegged to USD
It's not. Perhaps you were thinking of HKD?

OH MY GODD IT"S PUMP I MISSED THE BOTTOM!!!!
OH MY GOD ITS DROPPING I MISSED SHORTING THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH MY GODDDDDDD I AM FOREVER STUCK IN BETWEEN THIS YO YO MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54386350
Kekd

who the fuck decided 90s FPS are now called 'boomer shooters'
if anything it was majority Gen X playing them, and us elder millennials

>>54386009
>https://abcnews.go.com/International/russian-jets-newer-generation-increase-dominance-combat-zone/story?id=98133444
>In a briefing last week with journalists, a Western official downplayed the concern, stating that Russia’s ability to control the skies has been limited by air defense and surface-to-air missiles.

>"We’re not seeing a huge change in that situation," the official said.
The Russians cant even protect their tanks. Theyre digging out old junk to run. Thats a pathetic demonstration of a so called super power and reserve currency.

I shorted 100 NVidia shares at 3:59 after I saw a black guy talking about AI, what am I in for tomorrow bros?

>>54386000
Checked.

How can we short sex?

>>54386398
Walking Simulator is an official genre now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_game#Walking_simulators

>Roguelites

>>54386410
Yeah, believe "a Western official" over the guys actually getting bombed by the Ruskies and driven into blackout by $10,000 Iranian drones. Solid sourcing there.

>>54386306
And? There is a reason they tell you don't all in on 1 position, there is a reason Indexes perform better in the long term and you should only stock pick with a small percentage of your overall investing capital, Polaroid and Kodak aren't doing so hot either am I supposed to piss my pants about that?

Ohhhh Nuclear Bombs and Great Depression don't buy!
Ohhhh Japan is going to take us over don't buy!
Ohhhh Japan is collapsing don't buy!
Ohhhh they crashed into 2 towers don't buy!
Ohhhh it's the new Great Depression don't buy!

If you fell for fear then there has never been a good buying opportunity at any point in history.

>>54386412
yagmi. There is no better sell signal in the market. Not even a Cramer endorsement.

>>54385186
It can still crash, but for different reasons.

>>54386069
>AQB
>up 5.6%
It went past my buy in price. Fuddie got salmon slammed

>>54386440
>Ruskies and driven into blackout by $10,000 Iranian drones
That wunderwaffe finally doing something? Bakhmut been taken right? A reserve status currency nation doesnt take over a year to invade. The US was done with iraq in 30 days.

>>54386350
U srs???

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/forex/09/chinas-peg-to-the-dollar.asp

>China does not have a floating exchange rate that is determined by market forces, as is the case with most advanced economies. Instead it pegs its currency, the yuan (or renminbi), to the U.S. dollar.

>By keeping the yuan at artificially low levels, China makes its exports more competitive in the global marketplace. China achieves this by pegging the yuan to the U.S. dollar at a daily reference rate set by the People’s Bank of China (PBOC)

>Because the yuan would appreciate significantly against the greenback if it were allowed to float freely, China caps its rise by buying dollars and selling yuan. This relentless dollar accumulation led to China’s foreign exchange reserves growing to a record $3.82 trillion by the fourth quarter of 2013.

They unironically depend on the US dollar more than pretty much anyone else

>>54386440
Believe the superpower that is using ww2 era equipment. And has lost more soldiers in a year than the america has lost since korea

>>54386473
You’ll have another shot. I’d you like it at .60 you’ll LOVE it at .06

>>54386483
>A reserve status currency nation doesnt take over a year to invade.
Bro, the ruble does not need to be a reserve currency. We are talking about the dollar losing that status. These are two separate things.

>The US was done with iraq in 30 days.
And 20 years later got routed by a couple of Taliban dudes in trucks. With 'terps clinging to the wheels of C-130s.

You can also look at the monumental ass kicking we dished out in WW2. Hell yeah, we're unstoppable. Then Vietnam rolls around, we fuck up the proxy war, OPEC smells blood, and we get the 70s.

>>54386520
the US was not routed by the taliban you dolt

>>54386412
did the scientists ever find out how many prehuman subspecies back they are?

>>54386517
AQB for only 6cents? You know im gonna slurp that dip

>>54386379
Same as it ever was.

>>54386537
It had troops in the area and a government following its orders. Then in 6 months those were both gone. Cope however you want but the world sees waning power, same as those choppers out of Saigon.

I mean, fuck's sake the current president is senile and his VP is a negress. That's not going to bully any country into doing anything.

>>54386556
>moving the goalposts

I'm so glad those dumb bobo vatniks betting against America exist. I mean, the market needs losers for winners to exist, they're needed for us to stomp on their face so we can elevat ourselves.

>>54386569
I'm not moving the goalposts at all. I'm saying "Bro, we can totally beat any power toe to toe. Fulda Gap. 1v1 now. You and me." is a 13 year old's perspective on US power. And it's going to cost us a lot of fucking money.

>>54386585
explain to me how spending another trillion in afghanistan trying to make them gay is in US interests

>>54386510
I just need to make sure that all you dumb fags read this before the thread dies

>>54386510
Read your own link. Lmao.

It's not free floating nor is it a permanent peg. It's manipulated. Within the last year alone it's ranged between 6.3 and 7.3.
Compare that to HKD which sits at a flat 7.85 because they use a currency board system to fix a precise exchange ratio.

>>54386602
The wokies are an insane cult that shouldn't be within 100 miles of the State Department, on that I think we agree.

But a rule of empire is that you do not let your puppet governments collapse. And owning Kabul let us have bases in the backyard of Russia, China, Iran, and Pakistan. Simultaneously.

The equivalent of if the Chinese took over, like, Panama. Or Ireland.

>>54386398
Back to the nursing home, gramps.

>>54386638
lol!

>>54386636
you say that as if we don't have bases on nearly every other square inch of earth.

I'll ask you again. why should we spend another trillion exporting faggotry to the taliban?
do you think we were really going to use afghanistan as a springboard to invade china, russia, iran or pakistan?
how is starting ww3 in our interests?

>>54386510
> 2013

>>54386398
Doom turns 30 this year.

Why did SHCR have a 25% drop? It beat esp estimates pretty hard

>>54386618
How does anything you said negate the fact that the yuan is absolutely pegged to the dollar? Yeah it's "not permanent" but it's just been that way for a couple decades. lol.

>>54386398
I still play those games because they're better. No 15 minute cutscenes. Those shits genuinely ruin the fucking games.

[Press X to continue!] No bitch you're going bankrupt.

>>54386653
...Bro where do you think the money we "send to foreign countries" goes???

>>54386658

>PLTR
>slowly climbing back up to my inital trade price
seems like i was early, could still be wrong.

>>54386680
I think the joke is that it's not literal baby boomers and "boomer" is an euphemism for "old". Also, it rhymes.

>>54386672
modern gaming lost me with quicktime events
yes i do have my colonoscopy on the calendar

>>54386653
>you say that as if we don't have bases on nearly every other square inch of earth.
The British empire was not a great empire because they had bases in Edinburgh and Toronto.

>I'll ask you again. why should we spend another trillion exporting faggotry to the taliban?
If I were waving a magic wand, I'd have US bases alongside the Taliban. The culture of the people would not be the important part. At most, give them a McDonald's. Not the Afghan women's robotics team.

>do you think we were really going to use afghanistan as a springboard to invade china, russia, iran or pakistan?
Convenient ability to CIA a Uyghur uprising during a move on Taiwan? Pressure on Russia's *stan allies during Ukraine? A direct land route to Iranian protestors or even a puppet government? Shit, even cynical humanitarian aid to Pakistan during floods would be an order of magnitude easier. And that's all leaving aside any natural resources in Afghanistan.

>how is starting ww3 in our interests?
It's not. Preventing those nations from coalescing, having the threat of adjacent bases, and denying them resources is though. Wars happen when both sides think they have a shot; you don't want that kind of balance.

My gf asked me if we should do taxes together because of common law. I laughed in her face

>>54386666
You are an absolute fucking moron. You don't understand what a peg is. Maybe you should get pegged.

If selling reserves to keep currency within a reasonable range is a peg, then JPY is also "pegged" - they sold a fuckload of US dollar reserves to prop it up when they broke above 150:1.
Euro is also "pegged", their central banks make a concerted effort to keep their currency sitting at a reasonably similar strength to the US dollar. Same goes for GBP. Same goes for most of the world...

When you act like a complete retard and start bullshitting definitions for terms like this, it's impossible to have a meaningful conversation. To peg a currency to another currency has a meaning. It's a fixed exchange rate over an extended duration. Ideally with the intent to be permanent, but in practice it always falls eventually.

>>54386734
paying troops in afghanistan does not influence (the already dead) ughyrs to revolt in china.
I see the problem now. you don't understand cause and effect.
troops in afghanistan also does not pressure iran in any way. as irans aid to russia is only in terms of equipment, the US being in afghanistan never prevented that cooperation.
>A direct land route to Iranian protestors
you know airplanes exist right? if it was a coup it would be a few glowies who went in anywhere but from afghanistan.

>>54386771
you're being severely autistic. yuan/usd variance is only 15%. eur/usd variance is 66%. the chinese has kept the peg to faciliate americans buying trillions of shit from china.
you really shouldn't be calling him a moron

>>54386751
You will be laughed at when the courts agree with her because you live with her. Dont move in with a woman until marriage.
>>54386520
>We are talking about the dollar losing that status
The dollar isnt losing reserve status because of saudis.

>>54386771
You said that the yuan "is not" pegged to the US dollar. But.... it is, especially in practice. I just don't get what point you're trying to make by claiming that it isn't.

New

>>54386859
>>54386859

>>54386837
Now look at HKD to USD - an actual fixed peg.

>>54386861
autism

>>54386790
>(the already dead) ughyrs to revolt in china.

>The size of the Uyghur population, particularly in China, has been the subject of dispute. Chinese authorities place the Uyghur population within the Xinjiang region to be just over 12 million, comprising approximately half of the total regional population.[121][122] As early as 2003, however, some Uyghur groups wrote that their population was being vastly undercounted by Chinese authorities, claiming that their population actually exceeded 20 million.[123]

I see the problem now, you don't actually know anything about maintaining global empires.

>troops in afghanistan also does not pressure iran in any way. as irans aid to russia is only in terms of equipment,
Non-sequitur.

>the US being in afghanistan never prevented that cooperation.
Tiger rocks. But maybe you can just write out what Iran did while we were in Iraq and Afghanistan vs what they've been doing since we left both those shitholes.

>you know airplanes exist right? if it was a coup it would be a few glowies who went in anywhere but from afghanistan.
And Red Dawn is a documentary. If them Ruskies can fly over your Colorado high school, by gum, we can fly over Tehran. Logistics? What's that?

>>54386398
Back in my day we played at 15 FPS on lowest settings with a Geforce 2 and appreciated it.

>>54386844
Thankfully there's a new thread. Your brain is legitimately incapable of processing words correctly.

Look at that chart. There is no fixed price at which you can cash out your US dollars for Chinese Renminbi Yuan.

>>54386878
>>54386837
Isn't it funny how the people saying the most insane things turn out to be insane?

>>54386878
Great argument there. You really proved your point with that one.

>>54385589
>>54385862
JEPI isn't an ordinary equity though, it's generating premium through options plays, I think for my trading margin I want the risk free rate. Too many what ifs with JEPI for what my purpose is.

>>54384131
>Beating the stock market isn't the goal of this fund, and JEPI fund managers make it clear that investors shouldn't expect the high dividend yield to continue. Covered call ETFs generally perform best in volatile bear markets, which is likely why this fund was a favorite in 2022

>>54387127
>investors shouldn't expect the high dividend yield to continue
So expect them to continue got it.

>>54387029
so buy the bonds then you're still yield chasing

>>54384983
They are all overvalued, ai is the "57 varieties“ of tech and it's probably already run it's course. Government surveillance is as big as it's going to get, propaganda same, social networks don't really have any protection from competition and network isn't worth anything because you just download a different app and it costs nothing. Employers can easily import data to new payroll processors and how many haven't moved to digital yet? If wages are being widely outpaced by inflation consumers are fucked and so is advertising.
Or maybe not I don't know I'm optimistic there will be big winners but only because there will be gigantic losers, and the only big innovation that's going to move society is self driving cars, that could be tsla but it doesn't have to be. Also diversity ruins everything so there's that

I went allin russian adrs 1 year ago, didnt trade neither crypto or other stocks afterwards. On moex, my buys are now worth 2.5x the initial. Will i ever be able to cash out these dr's?

>>54388037
negative, you bet against america

>>54388037
Only if Russian tanks roll through Kiev and keep on going...

>>54384045
I missed the dip didn't I . . . fuck bros

>>54387029
the cost of margin will never be less than the risk free rate you absolute donkey

bye

>>54389301
toodles