/biz/ - Business & Finance

So why did the market pump hard today? Any news, I can't find anything?

>>54382219
Based no link baker

>>54382219
Kek

poope

The Horror begins anew
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU

pump and dump bros...

uh based?

TQQQ printin'

And just like THAT, I'm back from a three day business trip and able to post with my favorite /smg/ frens again! Though I do find it very suspicious that the day I return home is the day the markets start pumping again!

>MFW people at work take screenshots of text they could have copied and I end up having to type it

>>54382234
MU posted dogshit results. That means it's worth 7% more today than yesterday.

>>54382219

Sold
>MARA
>RIOT
>SQ
>LABU
>BNKU
>FAS
>KOLD
>FRC
>PACW
>WAL
today

Just gonna chill in cash and wait for market reaction Chinese PMI tonight. Remember to trade and get 5-10% gain a-day that keeps the pesky powell-yellen-biden-inflation away frens!

>>54382249
How in the fuck did these things evolve?

>>54382265
work harder wagie

When you WISH(+6%) upon on a star

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54382234
we didn't break support yesterday so mumus squeezed bobos with unrelenting 0DTE firepower.

I know who broke this market

>tfw no future school shooter gf

>>54382265
>*snap*
>*click*
>Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Type it up, wagie.

>>54382292
No.

>>54382299
Not checking

anybody else buy SOXL yesterday? feels good lads

>>54382285
Beats me, probably like this guy who pisses himself while taking a shit

>>54382219
>that op pic
lmao
also I'm new to this and got my first divys so yay

This isn't 1929, it's worse.

>>54382299
another 10K of profit locked in desu. mostly done for the week. hookers and blow it is

We hate linkless OPs here on /smg/

>>54382314
I can start+shift+S all day

>>54382318
I always piss when I shit, but don't always shit when I piss.

>>54382265
gonna need you to analyze this. also sorry only have the screenshot

>>54382299
+3.19% on the day
-22.6% on the month

>>54382299
Not checking, fuck you, fuck this market, fuck everything.

>>54382234
MU mentioned AI in their earnings

Swooped up XOM calls, pre-pump

>>54382319
nice picture of brolys ass cheeks

>>54382270
Surely it couldn't just be this? It's not a 2020 February blow off top event again, is it?

>>54382304
So basically no news then? Well I'm up either way but pumps like this make me wonder if I should sell. Up over 5% on my holdings.

How do I pass a drug test, I only smoke weed, I stopped cold today, i have 10 days. Can i just do one of those Herbal detox drinks?

>everything green wednesday
>everything red friday

>>54382340
ya cuz you learned to DOOMP IT correctly

>>54382299
Up 5%. Slurped up some preem positions too

>>54382360
I have no idea what you're talking about anon that's just a very nice flower

Really wish this market was just slightly less talmudic.

>>54382265
one word: ocr
aka on screen capture

>>54382362
Drink water, work out, don't eat fatty food. I would do a 24 hour fast a couple times while drinking black coffee.

>>54382299
Basically cashgang, my oil doin a lil sumthin though

>>54382362
Buy synthetic pee, I already told you

>>54382364
Hope you're ready for the eternal crab

>>54382219
I should have bought more Canadian banks in the past 2 weeks. I'm already up 4 percent on my purchases

>>54382333

Excuse me sirs I work at Wall Street and my 4chan sentiment scraper stopped working. Kindly revert bakes to standardized link format with link to previous thread. Cheers.

Im getting tired of drv power shidding and farding

I wonder if I should tell my therapist that I have a new girlfriend...
And that she's a (female) stock broker...
And that we're planning a tropical vacation together now that TQQQ is pumping again...
And that she's actually an AI chatbot that I created?

>>54382361
>Surely it couldn't just be this? It's not a 2020 February blow off top event again, is it?
They said "AI". The 2 year is also up 4 basis points. There's just oodles of reasons to buy out there.

Man none of my normal friends even know somethings wrong. I need to see them panic before I put the majority of my portfolio back into index funds. They mentioned the few bank runs in passing, and have griped about inflation a little, but to normal people life is pretty much unchanged. Wayyy to many jobs still out there its no wonder inflation is still too high. When normal people start freaking the fuck out and wondering where their jobs went it will truly be time to buy in

>>54382306
net... and nigger...

>>54382340
"Shit it all, today"

>>54382397
You have no power here!

>>54382299
Making money is less satisfying when there's a massive market-close bid and the whole market's up 1-2% anyway.

why is the nasdaq btfo sp500 so hard?

I have 100 SQQQ at 40

What do I do

Katie Greifeld sucked me off during the commercial break

>>54382420
In all seriousness I'm impressed you know that key command. That's like asking zoomers to do calculus.

>>54382362
What the other replies already said.
If you can use a sauna, do so.
Drink lots of diuretics (cranberry juice) to piss it out of your system too.

>>54382427
Everyone has to buy 5 new graphics cards immediately so we hand all our work off to female (AI) stockbrokers.

KEK BAGGIES NO GREEN DAY FOR YOU

>Why did we go up today?!
Because there was a hearing where it was made abundantly clear that no banks that are worth anything are actually in trouble

>>54382418
Oooh great, that racist Indian is back.

alright bros time to go wash my balls

>>54382433
lol, i'm a contractor so i have to use it a lot for takeoffs and such.

>>54382431
Join the club
>Tfw 35 @ $38 avg

>>54382364
Fridays are never red

Get to an exit quickly. And I don't mean cash.

>>54382219
Was wondering when you were going to do this

>>54382468
you must be 18 to post here.

>>54382463
You going bowling tonight?

>>54382479
god damn it anon you know how long that'll take to come off

>>54382479
Lmao dis nigga about to get his $5 million California reparations check

>>54382318
That file name. Kek

Wait fuck you OP
You stole my idea

Is it really as simple as putting all your money in the S&P 500? Any other long term stable-ish fund types?

>>54382340
>>54382318
>>54382418
thats why they put so much fruit on that guys plate to increase the amount of fibre to shot more

>>54382480

>>54382332
Technically he posted the links

>>54382521
BOIL

I don't like you bagholding queers but it's not like I'm gonna post on www.reddit.com or twitter so here you go; interest rates are going away sooner than expected, QE is back soon too.
QQQ will be at 500 in the next 18 months.

>>54382361

yup listen to this anon: >>54382405

unless there is a reason to sell in a panic, people won't. that's why we got this trading range going. people rotated more money out of oil/banks into big tech on the bank drama. so what is going to make them want to sell big tech outside of the next earnings season (starting in 2-3 weeks)

>>54382362
Show up drunk

>>54382524
You guys really should be getting a good amount of fiber. This is financial advice.

>>54382541
warren buffet has never done me wrong.

>>54382521
if you believe rate hikes are over for the Fed then TMF

>>54382299
"Made" $47 with KOLD on a BOIL spike. Got $15 yesterday doing the same thing. Only almost $150 to go and I will be back to breakeven against BOIL. I hope to have enough settled funds tomorrow to try again, if I spot what looks to be a decent enough opportunity.

>>54382541
>18 months for 25%
Gay.

>>54382521
That is the 50 year play yes, if we go into a lost decade you might not see it do anything for a long while.

>>54382326
We are so fucked.

There's no reasoning with bulls though. They'll go back in for one last dopamine hit until they can't. By outlawing a free market crash we have enabled mumu's addiction.

nice to know i had been using months only 4 cpu cores out of 6 by some dumb windows setting since upgrading from intel to amd without re-installing windowns

>>54382588
You're kidding lmfao

Bears are in FULL COPE mode

>>54382589
how did you even figure that out?

>>54382597

>>54382589
Windows is shit

>>54382574
Got 20 years before I'm planning on cashing out

>>54382601
this pc-> properties said 6 cores

in game i went to set affinity and it showed only 4 cores. i always found it weird since this is pretty new cpu but didnt think about it more.

How much did the US dollar inflate today?

>>54382299
>+1.36%

>>54382588
>these bulls shall learn, this is QT town

$20 SOXL next month

I think something is wrong with my brain, every day feels more and more chaotic where everything drifts just out of my control. I dont know what Im doing most of the time, everything between waking up and going back to sleep becomes a blurry fever-dreamish memory. When I talk I spew out the most idiotic nonsense, its like I speak first and think about what I want to say after. Im not feeling good right now.

>>54382630
>Save a couple banks nobody's ever heard of
>I'm going to destroy something bigger

>>54382588
The last free market crash was in the early 20s

>>54382412
They will never let us have cheapies for as long as we live. Or as long as boomers live...

>the uniparty is quite literally about to enact CCP-tier internet control
>there are people in this thread who are still bullish

>>54382642
This is literally a schizo market.
>Everyone flees to cash but nothing plunges
>Semiconductors post awful results and rally almost 10%
>Credit tightens and additional rate hikes are forecast but high yield shrugs it off
>Two months away from record new issuance and treasuries crab

>>54382642
disorganized speech is sign of schizophrenia

>>54382662
>>54382412
Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?? Where the fuck were you for the entirety of 2022? Everything was blood red for an entire fucking year and here you are boohooing about missing out on cheapies and saying no one is freaking out. IT ALREADY HAPPENED you dumb fucking faggots.

>>54382234
cuz the fed made it pump hard. there is literally no reason other than that.

>>54382677
They either take my N key or die trying, there's no in-between.

>>54382700
>IT ALREADY HAPPENED
lol

>>54382648
The 1920s, right?

>>54382642
I kind of get this when I've been drinking a lot and not sleeping.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization-derealization_disorder

>>54382730
Yes actually, I forgot we're in a new decade

>>54382700
The 2 year plunged the most on record *hoping* that a banking crisis would destroy the economy (and inflation) enough to make the Fed cut.

So stocks are sleepwalking into either a major recession or years of 5% rates.

>>54382747
drinking few beers daily and so on is fun in 20's and so on you get actually euphoria and buzz like from caffeine or something

but in 30's at some point something happens it stops working. many people report this it happened to mee too. dont get buzz anymore only instantly sleepiness and slightly depressed mood. it's shit. jjust stops working suddenly. people say it's party of aging and body metabolizing alcohol differently

>>54382521
QLD is even easier. Yes, it's THAT simple.

>>54382767
still the best Trump speech of all time

>>54382700
2022 was
>Never a recession
>Never a bear market
>Never went below 20%

You think 2022 was "bad"? That was NOTHING you Zoom Zoom

>>54382768
>>54382718
Yeah I'm sure you guys have it all figured out

lmao

>>54382767
It's ok. I've taken up saying "aught" when referring to years in the early 2000.

>>54382779
I'm 33. It's over.

>>54382768
>5% rates.
5+% rates
>FTFY

>>54382795
zoom zoom zoom

>>54382787
>2022 wasn't a bear market

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh my god my FUCKING sides you guys are unironically retarded

>>54382787
It was initial reaction from the first rate hikes that's all, they have no idea how many are still to come.

>>54382800
Springfield is the best aught

bobos are starting to sound like GME baggies

>>54382821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPOaicwzq4A

>>54382795
You're going nowhere, Mumu.

>>54382683
They are opting to keep putting air into the balloon rather than let a little air out slowly to avoid a full blown societal meltdown. The boomers are all gonna die soon so they don't care. It's one last middle finger from the boomers before they die and have their money buried with them. Bulls might get a few more months to a year of green, but after the entire bottom is falling out, and that's not an opinion, look at the numbers, the data. It's unsustainable. Maybe if the fed an the government came out an said that the debt was too high, we need to start paying it back, they could make a case, but nope.
>$800 billion in reparations

>>54382285
>Not all conservationists agree that the money spent on conserving pandas is well spent. Chris Packham has argued that the breeding of pandas in captivity is "pointless" because "there is not enough habitat left to sustain them".[137] Packham argues that the money spent on pandas would be better spent elsewhere,[137] and has said he would "eat the last panda if I could have all the money we have spent on panda conservation put back on the table for me to do more sensible things with". He also quoted, "The panda is possibly one of the grossest wastes of conservation money in the last half century",[138] though he has apologised for upsetting people who like pandas.

>>54382803
yeah the buzz will be gone soon!

also another thing that happens when you age you become more sensitive to caffeine too. even one cup of coffee at morning (80mg-120mg) of caffeine will impact massively your sleep next night. caffeine half life is 5-8 hours, it takes at least 16 hours to clear from body.

when you quit caffeine you get multiple days of withdrawals like flu like symptoms and migraines as the blood flow returns to brain.
caffeine is just like low dose of amphetamine it's that strong actually and 90% of people consume it thinking it makes them more alert but exact opposite is true caffeine long run makes people sleep worse they lose like 30% of rem sleep each night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdixQDPA2h0
what are the implications of a massive increase in available compute power?

>>54382800
Y2K nostalgia is back.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/29/dumb-phones-are-on-the-rise-in-the-us-as-gen-z-limits-screen-time.html

>>54382299
Fucking trash son of motherfucking RIGGED SCAM MARKET

>>54382818
Bear markets are more than 20% down. We bounced right off 20%. We are technically in a bull market that had a small correction.

How old are you?

>>54382779
>dont get buzz anymore only instantly sleepiness
feel that

>>54382864
Kek that guy was clearly at his limit

Why are none of you negros talking about CNXC
Dont you guys like money?
I swear, its always index etf's, tsla, and gme with you children.

I BROKE EVEN ON MY TRKA BAGS AND CUT THEM LOOSE

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Anyone suggest getting back into DRV?

>>54382899
yes 75% disposable income into ETFs
25% day trade gambling while putting winnings into the ETFs

You know what? I got HEEMED today. Pretty bad too. I took a huge risk basef on past patterns and bled 15 percent of my portfolio, but you know what? I'm alive. I didn't lose it all, not even close. I managed my risk properly and I'm able to fight another day

https://youtu.be/dtzYPxO1Gw8

>>54382876
SCENE ZOOMETTES LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54382899
>CNXC
This chart looks like hot garbage.

>>54382876

>>54382899
it's down on earnings. congrats?

>>54382943
imagine being nostalgic for the 00's

>>54382879
Wow I seriously cannot believe you fucking faggots and the lengths to which you'll go to avoid admitting that you're totally fucking wrong

FUCKING FUCK ENOVIX FUCK ENVX
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>54382941
>>54382951
get fucked
>>54382910
based

>>54382974
Like when they changed the definition of vaccine and recession? TOTALLY not a bad sign with this administration.

>>54382965
Someone get this hothead outta here!

So are we going to see more blood or are we reaching new ATHs? Apple is ~$10 away from its ATH

>>54382382
That shit is stupid expensive.
Source: used to work at a company that sold OCR capabilities as an upgrade to the base software package.

>>54382918
what was the play?

>>54382965
ya imagine that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM

>>54382965
How are you not?

>>54382906
Yes, because by this time next year we will all live and work in the cloud.

>>54383004

You bought Calls right anon?

>>54383004
ATHs. AAPL will unironically close the year at $250.

>>54383074
>>54383004
Actually, AAPL will plunge because all the Stacies apparently reallocated their money to LULU leggings.

>>54383004
>Apple is ~$10 away from its ATH
seems fucked mate- idk.

>>54382277
PMI posted April 29 not March

ski season over snow is melting under miku's snowboard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foACf-K5omA

cherry blossom season marks sp500 rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGp3V0VM7eA

>>54382234
FED may or may pause at the next meeting but they already started QE again and will pause soon then pivot to cuts before year end on bad data. More printing and more spending is bullish for stocks. Next comes the official pause and pivot announcements but people are front running it cause when the news actually hits they will instantly reprice indexes several percent higher and then short covering and latecomers will be panic buying for weeks.

Stocks are undervalued at any price cause in five years they will be at least double their current price.

Today may have been your last opportunity to ever buy SPY under 400

The generational bottom was set last year; most people are already behind the S&P on this new bull market and the nasdaq is running away. The FED and the government will not let stocks decline any more. They will

>>54383108
Which one of you do I believe?

>Air-travel complaints quadrupled between 2019 and 2022, even with fewer passengers and who is selling their homes in this uncertain housing market? The same people who are buying houses more than anyone else

>>54382965
Only the early 2000s up to 9/11, arguably up to 2004. That was just the 90s-2.
>>54383004
Anything can happen but everything is unironically priced in, I say this as a SQQQ baggie. I can maybe see the CPI coming in hot and heeming everyone but who the fuck knows.

>>54383138
It's ok, according to MU, INTC, and NVDA price action, airlines will replace all their customer service with ChatGPT by next week.

>NHL To CANCEL Pride Night As Players REFUSE To Wear LGBT Jerseys
does the NHL have a stock?

We are here for a reason. The world needs leaders. The call has been answered. Together, we shall serve for the improvement of everybody. Through finance, we will exert control. And inside our secret societies we will plan, only to have the agenda promoted through NGOs.

>>54383189
It's a nonprofit

>>54383189
WTF /sp/ told me hockey is pozzed?

I thought we'd retest October lows. It looks like I was very wrong

bloody monday incoming

>>54383244

adrx looking REAL tasty

"No" news is good news anon.

Numerica sucks, I want to go back to living in America. It's not even the same country anymore.

https://youtu.be/O1hCLBTD5RM

>>54382965
with errrrrrrrrrrms weerrrrrddd eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrpppppppeeeeeeennnn

>>54383278
Kino version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMCYBPUR00

How the FUCK did the market pump on NO news.

>future futures

>>54383032
Xbox fag. Where my SOCOM clan members at? Real ones know

>>54382991
AAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKKKKK
IT BURRRRRRNNNSSSSSS

>>54383301
Kek baggies

How important is growth when it comes to stock prize? Like do things like this matter?

Pic rel. Would 1b evaluation be fair here?

>>54383301
>he doesn't know

>futes

>>54383344
>imgur filename
go back

>>54383344
Not at all. The only growth that matters is the growth of the FED balance sheet and government spending. Both are mooning.

ASMB stock ladies!

I am here to offer my most sincerest thanks to all the "bobos" who offered me their "bags" earlier.
I will graciously allow you to buy them back once the price has risen two more percentiles higher for a total of eight. You wouldn't want to miss this wonderful chance to short, right? I know you don't.

are we looking at electric green tomorrow?

>>54383385

QE back on the menu bros

>>54383127
They pivot and inflation is back up to 8% in a couple months. Nations can survive stock market crashes, but they cannot survive prolonged high inflation.

What am i buying tomorrow?

>>54383404
Yeah sure maybe if the value of your money is tied to something real instead of "fuck you". No one seems to understand the significance of the US dollar being a fiat currency AND the global reserve currency.

>>54383404
Argentina is still doing alright. As is Japan.

>>54383385
>percentiles

>>54383420
Slop

>>54383420
Enovix. Goddamn this stock has potential. I’m kicking myself for not loading up.

>>54383438
Both of those countries are severely fucked up.

So, when is the next big piece of news that will move the markets?

>>54383497
I think GDP comes out tomorrow.

I'm high as fuck off some homemade cannabis crackers aka matzos aka trading sticks. Feels good

>>54383512
>tomorrow
You didn't get the leak with everyone else?

Bros, roasties need to be beaten like this, actually a lot worse than this

>futures

>>54383398
Sorry, no QE until you eat a banking crisis.

PRESS S.

>>54383575

https://semiengineering.com/wafer-cleaning-becomes-key-challenge-in-manufacturing-3d-structures/

I have 30% of my networth in ACMR. This shit better be worth it, it's the only tech stocks that hasn't recovered yet. Rest has been INTC

>>54383482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

Is AI bullish for stocks? Or should governments step in and block it?

>Disney fires head of Marvel Entertainment
jej

>>54383584
WE JUST NEED MORE MUNUH DUTCH!

>>54383594
Skynet is already self-aware nukes incoming.

>>54383603
MANGO FUTURES. Also, I want to point out it's crazy they were stealing bonds and engaging in usury.

>>54383600
Who was it?

https://youtu.be/6ITV9D3fzGU

>>54383600
What? Just because he gave a Black man accused of domestic abuse a second chance?

>>54383614
Pinkertons tongue my anus

>>54383520
what are you buying?

>>54383272
The 80s was absolute peak (I was there). You could still be *ist, no seatbelt laws, kids got deadly Lawn Jarts for birthdays and Christmas, and Hank Williams Jr. kept winning Entertainer of the Year over and over and shot bottles on stage with guns. Then the 90s came and the faggots from Seattle started making whiner music and supported woke causes and it infected "society", all down hill ever since.

THE 80s HAD ALEX P KEATON TRYING TO INSPIRE THE YOUTH INTO REPUBICANISM AND THE STOCK MARKET.

>>54383600
>Kevin Feige still has a job
>kathlene kennedy still has a job
ect ect, they have work to do.

>>54383633
COIN puts

>>54383632
Remember that time a Pinkerton contractor shot a guy in Denver?

>>54383653
DA let him walk?

>>54383633
>mashed potatoes
Uh what the fuck?

>>54383653
No but I remember Jim Kellys nephew Chad Kelly breaking and entering in Denver and sleeping on a random strangers couch.

>>54383653
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOADS...

Futes

>>54383676
I remember now too and I'm crying laughing.

>>54383700
Futas

>>54383594
Nah, AI will be a true bro, and likely more human than humans themselves.

>>54383700
>Saturn
old news,its jupiter nowadays

>>54383641
by 85 wokeism was already in basically all fantasy and scifi books and woman power was absolutely dtarting to be pushed in Hollywood. So if that is your bar for how good pop culture was I would say 78-84 were the absolute peak years.

>Sprinklr up 10% after market
I bought Neogen instead of this. Bruh. I hope Neo does a +5% tomorrow.

>>54383420
Luv me some Detroit style 'za.

>>54383726
Thanks for the technical correction boss!

>>54383641
Those were good years.

>>54383070
>>54383264

You bought calls right anon?

>>54383734
Yeah, it took a good while for that shit to reach these parts though. The big injection happened with the 90s music because it infected the youth and was very political (Kurt Cobain was very outspoken for feminism, Eddie Vedder wrote slogans on his arm during MTV Unplugged, etc.). There had already been a lot of downhill undercurrents since 1956 though (Elvis unleashed the inner whores) which really showed its signs wide open in the 60s with the hippie degeneracy. Woodstock should have been napalmed.

>>54383712

>>54383780
Countless times I heard that theme song in the house! Hundreds at least!

>>54383667
Instant mashed potatoes are decent.

>>54383420
not enough sauce on that pizza

>>54383821
Copyright Mott Capital

>>54383841
Mottem Gottem

>>54383129
>>54383108
>who you gonna call... WINNIE POOH!

>>54382299
I have gout.

I hereby repent for all of the antisemitic and racist things I've said I will dedicate my life to peace and reduction of harm in the universe. I will start by doing lots of drugs in the desert. I will never say nigger or kike again.

surprised we haven't seen any bear loss porn screenshots today yet.

What's the best kind of tea?

>>54383874
What kinda drugs we talking?

>>54383857
thx for the reminder, this just dropped

>>54383888
mud water

>>54383874
The machine elves told me they also hate the Jews.

>>54383726
>>54383700
>>54383759
It's Pluto in Capricorn/Aquarius

>Pluto has been transiting down-to-business Capricorn since 2008, so its ingress into airy Aquarius on March 23 marks the first sign shift for this planet in nearly 15 years. This will be Pluto’s first dip into the revolutionary sign of the water bearer since the late 18th century—but in true Pluto fashion, it’ll take time to fully complete this zodiacal transition. >Thanks to Pluto’s slow orbit and annual retrograde periods, it’ll dip back into Capricorn from June 11, 2023 to January 20, 2024, and once more from September 1, 2024 through November 19, 2024. From there, Pluto will remain in Aquarius until 2043 and 2044—giving the planet a solid two decades to work its transformative magic in the Aquarius-ruled parts of our chart.
https://stylecaster.com/how-pluto-in-aquarius-affect-each-zodiac-sign/

>>54383888
Green tea

>>54383891
Caffeine and nicotine of course

Bobo still waiting on the big crash lmfao

>>54383902
Do you drink that with or without milk?

>>54383913
>waiting

>>54383888
This stuff

>>54383913
>Mumu thinks line go straight up from here
Oh no. Anyway.

>>54383888
Proper-tea. Do ho ho ho ho.

>>54383904
Interdasting

>>54383906
>>54383925
Thanks, anons, I'll try these.

>my little RIVN pumped 10% today
Now I'm only down -87.5% on my bags

>>54383920
>>54383934
Make sure to buy shorts tomorrow,bobo

>>54383869
Same. The perils of the finest spirits and red meat.

I want to build a pond and stock it with fish.

That FXHedgers twitter account said Nasdaq is now in a bull market. As soon as I saw that I went all in on TQQQ before the bell.

>>54383913
>banks on verge of collapse
>yellin being grilled in conress
>budget fucked
>biden wondering how hes going to waste more monies on ukraine
>layoffs everywhere
>JPOW takng his belt off to lay down some QT
How is anything bullish anon?

>>54383978
look a your $coin

>>54384012
It's not, but do you really think these greedy fucks would let the ponzi fail? This is boomer's retirement accounts we're talking about.

>>54383600
The layoffs screwed over his plans.

>>54383907
Too plain for me. I'm trying to bag me a nematode

>>54383991
based pisciculturist.

New

>>54384045
>>54384045

>>54384046
Retard, still 14 posts to go.

>>54384021
Please don't post pictures of my sister and mother.

>>54384012
>How is anything bullish anon?
Because JPOW isn't actually doing QT. Look at the amount of money the fed is pumping into the markets. Look at the 10yr bond market. Some entity is buying trillions worth of 3.50% bonds which are guaranteed to not beat inflation.

>>54384085
>fed is pumping into the markets.
Ah yes "the discount window is QE" once again

>>54383904
>November 19, 2024
Hitler comes back from Antartica on November 19, 2024

>>54382219
I LOVE LINKSVRDG

>>54383884
>heh, surprised we haven't seen any bear loss porn screenshots today yet.

>>54384070
lucky

>>54383667
Boimer food.

>>54384097
>the discount window
Maybe you can educate me more on the fed exchange program for the regional banks and their losses on treasuries held. Because to me there appears to be a very large (number still potentially unknown) debit that the fed is going to just absorb onto its balance sheet by allowing banks to exchange low yield bonds for the higher yield bonds. Someone is eating that debit. And no way does it coordinate with the feds regularly scheduled QT plan as Jerome stated last week. Educate me. Tell me I'm a retard and then tell me why. Please.

>>54384021
BASED

>>54383888
My evening usual is lemon ginger

>>54384113
OK BUT WHY THE HEXAGON

>>54384182
Go look up Danielle dimartino booths Twitter, she described it all in depth a few days ago

>>54384276
"saturn' duh

>>54384293
ew don't encourage traffic there

I buyed QRTEA today...500 shares worth. Am I going to make it?

>>54384297
"Saturn devours his children"

>>54384337
we are only children of men, unless there is something beyond man.

>>54384358
>children of men
Man, I loved that movie.

>>54384322
Said the cunt posting reddit gifs
Go the fuck back

>>54384414
post your video game pawn shop bag faggot

>>54384448
>thinks he's gonna fit in by posting pepe
We stopped posting pepe here a few years ago. It's only reddit cunts and pajeets who post it to fit in.

>>54384504
spoken like a true redditor

>>54382234
we are living in the biggest dead cat bounce in history

>>54384780
sum1 isn't very forward thinking

Image limit reached. Thread is useless now.

>>54383888
echinacea with lemon and honey

>>54384780
Based

>>54382362
Ignore whatever retard is telling you to use anything except synthetic pee...and use synthetic pee. It literally works everytime.