/biz/ - Business & Finance

>fake faux european mcshed
>uncultured chimpish consumerwagen

>>54382955
I actually like that house

>>54382896
that belongs on that hideous mcmansion blog

>>54382896
>a mcmansion and a chevrolet
Fantastic wagie

>>54382896
his dad had it hard

>>54382896
Apparently that's not even a six figure job and the wagie not pictured, probably because he's fat, must be putting in overtime and debtmaxxing pretty hard.

>>54382896
not mentioned: his debt obligations capturing >90% of his take-home income

>>54382896

>We are all products of our competence
This has been categorically proven false by multiple scientific studies. High IQ people growing up in low income families still fare worse than their low IQ, wealthy family counterparts. This proves that it's less about competency and hard work, and more about your connections, network and access to higher education and other wealthy individuals.

>20 hour days
No, you didn't work 20 hour days, 6 - 7 days a week. Stop the self-aggrandizing bullshit.

>>54382896
i'm sure he makes a lot of money for his boss

>>54382896
Lmao I can't decide if the house is comically small, or the car is comically large, or a mixture of both.

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>>54382973
euro Chad traditional stone mason here
OP's house is indeed completely soulless and terrible all around. like some of the shit my wife made in The Sims 2, when she was 13

>>54383315
>he said from his 200 sq/ft yuroshit commieblock

Not mentioned
>levered to the tits
>3% down payment on house
>finances everything

>>54383315
even if i dont agree, i will roast boomers' houses in this manner if im ever the one trying to buy them

>>54383315
I don't care about europoors

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>>54383437
why should you?

>>54382967
soulless architecture for soulless cultures

>>54382990
his kids will have it hard too

>>54382896
kek meanwhile I put a few hundred bucks in crypto and made it doing nothing

Why does that suv look as big as half the house?

>>54382896
If you waste 20 hours a day for 30 years getting this shit, I bet you would be dissapointed to find out I could slit your throat in 30 seconds and live there for free.

I don’t exactly understand where this obsession from working while sick comes from.
Yeah sure, I’ll come in with a full on migraine. I’ll spend more time puking over your reports than working, but its what the boss man wants.

>>54383046
Cope harder faggot.
He wil own all that shit in time while you rent and get nothing.

>>54383865
He doesn’t “own” it, he took put loans to get it like everyone else in the US. When the banks next year don’t pay back the Fed, the Fed can quite literally cancel out all the loans they please and take this guys house right out from under him if they wish to do so. Same way a repo guy can take your truck if you stop paying except this can happen at any time if they just decide to recall loans one day for the sake of getting capital.

>>54383865
He won't own shit because as soon as he gets close to paying it off he will buy something new like a good consooomer. People like that almost entirely has their entire shallow identity wrapped up in their possessions.

>>54382896
The proportions on this house are way off. Complete trash

>>54382896
>it came from hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt requiring me to work 15-20 hours/day to the detriment of my own personal time and family life just so I can make the minimum monthly payment

>>54382896
I don't mind the look of the house but it's fucking wood with shitty brick and stone imitation cover over it all
Its like slapping quattro badge on your VW Up and adding a spoiler and some red brake calipers
Why is the grass just...there? No flowers, no bushes, no trees, nothing
Just bunch of bland grass and concrete

>>54384143

Buy shit, throw it out, get nostalgic, buy it back for a steep collector's markup. It's worse than having their identity tied to their possessions; they might actually value and appreciate the shit they have if that was the case.

Works for me. I've made a killing buying up people's memories for pennies and selling it back to them.

>>54382896
Sacrificing family time is not what i think of, when i'm thinking about wanting a little bit better tomorrow.
That boomer comes off as a grade A asshole.
I bet his wife and kids hate him.

>>54382896
>It came from being born right after WW2
>It came from access to cheap college
>It came from cheap housing
>It came from being given the opportunity to work his way up
>It came from the gold standard
Got it

>>54382896
I know people that worked 8-5 that live in shitty houses like that.

>>54383315
Right ?
The proportions are completely off basically everywhere on that house.
What the fuck is that shit on picrel for example ?!
It's like some kind of anti-style

>>54383795
Graveyards are full of indispensible people

>>54382955

That McShed is probably a million dollar home.

>>54382896
this guy is definitely a balding slob pushing 300lbs which is why he bought a vehicle that can actually support his girth

>>54384571
Do you think he will at least leave it to his kids so they can build upon it
Or just reverse mortgage it and stuff his face with fast food on a cruise?
His kids will be addicted on fentanyl and get divorce raped anyways

>>54384552
>million dollar home
>for a shitty mcmansion
Money cant buy class apparently. mcmansion neighborhoods are a sight to behold though. They're houses that will be bulldozed in a few decades at most.

ostentatious > lazy
you have to find these pictures online to make yourself feel better about living in a stinky little room

>>54384552
Whoa dude! That makes it awesome! I love things that costs a lot of money. I'm a dumb superficial nigger that is easily impressed.

>>54382896

>sacrifice entire existence between shit tier SUV and gaudy mcmansion made out of plywood

I think I pass. This just screams "I want people to think I'm rich" from someone that isn't actually rich.

>>54384281
>Why is the grass just...there? No flowers, no bushes, no trees, nothing
>Just bunch of bland grass and concrete
This shit grinds my gears so fucking much. I don't really give a shit about the house, it's ugly, but that's his problem.
Having over 3/4 of your land covered in empty grass, concrete, or even worse, stones for decoration is so disgusting.
You could use that land to plant vegetables, fruit trees, or even flowers, but no...
Mister lazy prefers to cover over half his land with useless stones.
People who do shit like picrel shouldn't be allowed to own land.

>>54382896
Being levered is just renting from your financier. There is a good chance when this guy dies none of it will be owned by his estate. He's renting a lifestyle and the argument than comes to. Well he got to experience this in his life. So therefore it was worthwhile. From his perspective that is.

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>>54384281

you fags with your HECKIN LIVABLE GREEN SPACES are so obnoxious

not everyone wants their lawn looking like a wild forest just to appease the wildlife and a bunch of kale males.

>>54384643
lmao OF COURSE that house has a Ford Excursion OF COURSE

>>54384763
Just look at this disgusting shit

>mcmansion and obesemobile
Kek

>>54383315
>traditional stone
Euros use fucking hay to make their houses LMAO

>>54384797
Yeah that's why we're all in deep shit if something out of the ordinary, that threatens the integrity of our food supply would happen.
Because half the home and land owners here prefer to look at some useless fucking stones.
Imagine if everyone in the neighborhood had food in their garden.
Kikes would be pissed.

>all the basement dweller and euro salt in this thread

>>54384763
Looks like shit.

>>54384904
Hello chubby prince of a cardboard castle , you get any exercise today?

>>54384904
>shitty overpriced and financed truck with ugly wheels
>shitty overpriced house wife gets to keep in the divorce.
>overpriced wedding you spent your life savings on "for the family"
>Punisher hat
No thanks.

>>54383165
>This has been categorically proven false by multiple scientific studies. High IQ people growing up in low income families still fare worse than their low IQ, wealthy family counterparts. This proves that it's less about competency and hard work, and more about your connections, network and access to higher education and other wealthy individuals.
lol, way to misinterpret and misrepresent the results of those studies. Intelligence, work ethic and social skills are key. While having access to advantages early on in life is a nice benefit it's not the most important factor when it comes to success.
>inb4 anecdotal/outlier examples
>inb4 networking is solely determined by familial connections and not social ability
>high iq and poor < low iq and wealthy isn't true, dumbasses that are born rich end up destroying generational wealth

>>54384971
I'm not fat but that's a fair assumption since a ton of my countrymen are, we were raped with seed oils. And other countries are next if they don't nip that shit in the bud.

I take the train to work so I walk to and from the stations, bare minimum of 1.5 miles walking every day.

>>54385010
>autistically screeching about the details of the meme instead of getting the meaning behind it
>misanthropic vitriol
>letting the government into your marriage when marriage is between the couple and God

ngmi

>>54383547
That's a Chevy Suburban. Rural and exurban Americans drive massive vehicles. Suburbans/Yukon XLs/Escalades/Expeditions/Navigators/Wagoneers/Sequoias are all very common "soccer mom" vehicles in the upper middle class exurbs.

These people need their assets seized.

I know a lot of people will disagree because blacks exist or whatever but this is indicative of a perverse religion permeating the South, mostly.

You already eat the bugs
By eating at your local olive garden
You already live in the pod
The pods just getting smaller
The future is already here
And it is dystopian

>>54385124
It's a flex. Usually it's a woman driving it on a weekday from strip mall to strip mall and she looks like a melted candle.

>>54382896
Damn, must be bleak.

>>54385124
which makes sense, why the fuck would anyone want to shuttle their kids around in a small hatchback?

>>54383165
source: ass

>>54384643
Or maybe less, fucking osb. Seriously the osb used is not even half an inch most of the times. Who knows what kind of fucked up glue it's used to hold it together .

>>54384434
Early AI generated house

>>54383795
Americans love being slaves

>>54382955
>wouldn't care about someone else's poor taste
>except
>seething with envy
lmao

>>54384184
No one works 15-20 hours a day. The best workaholics can only do 12-14 hours sustained.

>>54383454
why did you post a picture of a bus in vancouver?

>>54384841
>muh tranquil mczen mcgarden

>>54382896
lol you can work as hard as you want, house price > than you earnings a year before tax. So you end up worse of than when you started

>>54384643
You know if they cut down a little less on the gawdy square footage they could afford some building material that would last.
>Not my problem' I'll be dead.

>>54385124
It's an escalade but your point still stands

>>54382967
thats not a house, its two garages with a hallway in between

>>54385365
do mutts really?

>>54383165
Cope peon and as the old addage goes:
If you're so smart why aren't you rich?

>>54382896
Lol
I could understand a woman making this post maybe..

There is nothing more pathetic than a man seeking external validation on a social media platform

>>54382896
This looks like 1000% cope.

>>54382896
imagine thinking you're a badass because you were too stupid to /make it/ without selling your most precious resource - time - in such great quantities that you had to sacrifice family and free time almost entirely (assuming his figures aren't near-completely false embellishments, which they most surely are)

>>54385755
Europeans are mutts so yes

>>54384643
My job requires me to enter these types of homes every day. At first I was blown away by them, but I quickly learned there's a fuck ton of things I hate about them. They are a facade.
They're pretty nice inside of course, but they aren't built to last.

>>54382967
You know that’s fake brick along with toothpick lumber. Hundreds per month for house insurance to protect something designed to be torn down in 20 years.

This is my life...

>>54382955
Might be one of the only few houses in murica that aren't made of cheap garbage though. The ones only the rich can afford there

>>54384904
>Top: SOUL
>Bottom: soulless

>>54386738
this got dark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpVy7wiuaHk

>>54385585
Don't those houses need serious renovations within 10 years?

>>54384904
>leases the house, truck, and wife that will cuck him in 8 years
>dies of pulmonary embolism if he doesn't swallow a rifle first

>>54382896
>If you don't slave away in filth for at least 100hrs a week for 65k a year before taxes lower your heckin tone when speaking to me.

>>54382896
The idea that wealth comes from hard work is wrong

>>54382955
The house is not bad. Yes its a mcmansion but it's still nicer and 5x more spacious than the shoe boxes 99% of yuropoors live in, that don't have generational ownership of a chalet in the Swiss alps or a cottage in the Cotswolds. That the curse of Europe, you have severely limited opportunity so you and born and die in the same village that could be a shithole or picturesque tourist trap - your entire life is essentially a coin flip.

>>54385100
>amerifat thinks 2.4km walking in noteworthy

>>54383315
>European stone mason here
>my wife when she was 13
You mean sand mason, mohammad

>>54386738
Kek

>>54383315
amerisharts absolutely seething itt
too bad their cuck sheds get blown over by a strong wind

>>54382982
looks like it's somewhere in the midwest. That house was probably $150k

Oh wow a house and a car, how incredible! Nobody has those!

>>54384971
Holy fuckin shit, I kek'd so hard

>>54386738
holy fuck

>>54388433
That's not even real pizza. It's one of those bullshit microwave mini pizzas things I used to eat in college. Thank the lord I'm not poor anymore.

>>54382896
That house is all roof

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>>54385202
You are not smart and you will NEVER be rich.

>>54386738
This shit keeps me up at night.

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>>54387724
Cottswolds is a lovely place
I grew up in Paignton, Devon
It used to be a nice town but last time I was there it felt so depressing.
The property values there are still ridiculous.

>>54383356
Lower your tone, I took risks ok

>>54386738
>He worked in the wagie cage for years until he died of boredom.

>>54388514
I'm already upper middle class. You don't give a shit after 100k. You just miss doing things mid-day and late at night. You can't do drugs and have a threesome with strangers on a Tuesday if you have a TS clearance.

>>54386738
a ten year old could write that

>you merely inherited the wage cage
>I was born in it, molded by it

>>54386738
>Listening to podcasts
That's against the rules wagie, you're fired.

>>54386801
looks like brick façade

>>54386738
>died of boredom
Kek, I wish it was real so wagies at least would have a way out that doesn't involve suicide

>>54382955
>mcshed

sexo

>>54382896
damn, must be nice

>>54383315
could you please post a photo of your wife when she was 13?

>>54384184
Stop coping & get ready for work wagie.

>>54382896
Really poor quality lawn that makes me question his attention to detail

>>54382896
> 20 hour days
Not helping your kids truly comprehend their math homework.
Better to spend time working for an SUV than with your kids?
Ngmi.

>>54385184
>melted candle
Kek

>>54382896
Imagine living in that shithole and thinking you made it. An american box for a house and a car.

Where the fuck are the tall trees and the shades? That place has no carachter. Just screams new money. Tasteless and gopping.

>>54382896
wtf is going on here

>>54391826
nice villa

>>54391844
don't talk to me or my son meme roof format

Lmfao, I actually saw that while scrolling down my LinkedIn feed. Imagine writing all that out and flexing to the world about your McMansion and financed Escalade.

>>54391844
a young man is playing videogames within

>>54382896
>10k square foot tacky mc mansion made from cardboard
>clearly in undesirable flyover state location
>a gay Escalade you somehow made look like a rental Suburban

I love not being this person

>>54391844

Idk. It's an ugly attempt at gothic.

>>54382896
Hahah Americans are proud that they live like this? Incredible.

>>54392131

That looks nice to stroll through but I wouldn't like to cram a family into one of those rotting little rowhouses

>>54384836
not just any car's getting up that hill, zoomer

>>54392131
literal peasant housing

>>54382896
>CSST
>throwing everything else to the side to be the überwagie for a non 6 fig trade job
Slaving away for goy toys and trying to be the best cotton picker on the plantation just to debt trap yourself is not something that should ever be looked at positively.

>>54382896
>father is European scam artist
>made millions selling furniture to fill up McMansions in suburbia
>meanwhile he lives in a Victorian house and paints it every year like an autist

What a world fellas

>>54384434
It’s because they’re framed and then they make the roofs to fit and end up with weird little things like this. It’s bc the bases are not normal sizes to accommodate traditional roof shapes

>>54386738
fucking hell

>>54382896
That house is shopped right?
can't be fucking real
who tf projected it, jfc nigger use a ruler or something
aaahhh my head hurts just looking at it

>>54382955
Cardboard house owners ITT seething kek

>>54386738
luckily that's only a hallucination by an ai, that's only warehouse work anyways, there's no way that anyone could actual-ACK!

>>54382896

What a disgusting McMansion with fake aesthetics and void of any soul or authenticity.

PoS suv too.

That is not “making it”, that is being a mid-high earner in Utah.

>>54391826

Now that picrel is “making it”.
Love every square inch of that Spanish revival.
10/10 probably $5M home.

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>>54384841
this is the type of shit hospitals put in the courtyard of their alzheimers wing

>mortgage
>lease or payment
yawn boring

>>54382896
>born in america
>easiest country on earth
>thinks hard work landed him where he is
damn, must be nice to be oblivious burger

>that ugly house

that piece of shit was worth like 200k like 5 years ago lol.

has anyone noticed how smug homeowners have been recently? To the point where its insufferable. their dicks get hard when they look at their zestimate.

>>54384763
imagine it being a nice sunny day and thinking to yourself youd like to lay out on the grass and get a tan and then you remember you have roughly equally sized rocks where grass should br

>>54384841
my neighbors did this shit . if u dont want to mow grass why not just leave dirt and put some plants and a small herb garden in , maybe some flowers
no, they decided on rocks

>>54382896
>Calling in when sick didn't make it
>15-20 hour work days
>Safety Professional

>>54383165
IQ is not indication of your work ethics

>>54382896
>It came from nepotism

>>54382955
Fpbp

>>54382955
Americans have horrid taste in housing.
It didn't used to be this way. They still have some lovely small towns and even a few neighborhoods in big cities with human housing. But at some point they collectively decided these retarded wood house-imitation products weren't just for the poor.

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>>54392164
>cram a family
You wouldn't have you if you weren't all so fucking fat.

For me, its a courtyard