/biz/ - Business & Finance

>bake at 285 posts

my AMC bags are so heavy. what do?

>>54373753
$ROPE

>>54373753
I bought at 11, sold at 65. No regrets

>>54373703
I just keep buy WWE calls

kneel

>>54373749
I saw the discount yield curve based on corporate bonds and its not quite as inverted. Never saw that mentioned anywhere so there it is

reposting because I want frens to have sex soemday:

recommend you do some research, the biggest glowie of all time is the board of directors and was supreme allied commander of NATO and has all of the top german energy execs in his pocket.

recommend you do some research, the biggest glowie of all time is the board of directors and was supreme allied commander of NATO and has all of the top german energy execs in his pocket.
https://youtu.be/8xLakFwZWHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBbETcDsNB4

>>54373803
I didn't send GME. Many regrets

>>54373832
Sell
Damn it

i am very displeased with >futures

>>54373840
>quoting yourself on an ID board

>>54373832
>>54373840
low quality samefag

>Futures

>>54373827
Where did you see that that sounds interesting?

>>54373874
>filename
I'm bullish that you just made that up for (((You's)))
>4plebs
you are a Tom Brady fan.

>>54373860
>>54373874
Oops

>>54373831
You assume this company will be viable long term. On one hand big oil is OPEC who hate the US. On the other, nuclear is more effective than oil, so I see it as CIA installing agents into companies they can easily disrupt later.

>>54373922
We have been exposed by
>>54373925

It's time to shitpost harder.

yeah i am thinking that we may in fact be back,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Futures just flew over my house on literally no news whatsoever

>>54373842
I am very pleased with futures

>MARA
>RIOT
>CLSK

let's go buttcorn and get yo ass over 30K thanks to daddy powell's printer BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54373912
I work for an actuarial company.

>>54373937
yes, Germany literally re-wrote their green energy laws to include natural gas, nordstream was blown up, and then this renamed canadian company directed by Westley Clark started gaining assets and negotiating leases from long untapped and well known sites.

bulltards don’t realize neon green futures = blood red tomorrow. every single time.

>forgot UONE earnings are next week AND June is fast approaching
Time to grab more calls. Think it'll Crack $12.5 this year? Are they finally catching onto this pump and dump?

Will probably keep pumping towards the end of the week, will likely face resistance around33,300 if it breaks up above 32,700. Probably will be a shooting star candle with the long wick up and short body. Cool off downwards for a few days. Bounce off the support, then another pump from 32,700 to 34,000 where it was in january. Crab along there for another few weeks. Then dump down in late april, into may, tech shit will go to zero. SOXL may hit 20 bucks in the meantime. Oil is going to keep bouncing up and down.

>>54373703
TSLA is in a big retracement if you can afford the premiums. Completely overbought.

>>54373992
Given Micron posted its biggest loss in history and proceeded to pump, I don't doubt this analysis. As for me, time to exit this clown market, makes me far too nervous. Gonna go join the boomer rock club

>>54373937
just look at the energy industries invested.

I'm officially FOMOing into EUR/JPY.

>>54374005
*companies
bascially the same thing at this point

Mcd is the only refuge for what's to come.

Also
>2 year til expiry leaps on WISH at a $0.5 strike
>only $20
>WISH was almost a dollar just a month ago
>earnings in a month
>they've beaten analyst estimates 5 quarters in a row
This shit is so undervalued its retarded. Don't sleep on this

Wesley Clark ended the conflict in the balkans that was destabalizing a Europe recovering from communism and the cold war, and has garnered an enormous amount of influence and leverage over european elites.

thank god I inversed myself yesterday and bought calls instead of puts

>>54374038
so if you don't like my noonstork then you are going to miss out.

>>54374003
I really don't understand this shit. Micron post biggest losses and gave a weak guidance into 2023 and it still pump. So if market are so forward looking, how about already pricing in the downfall of AI?
I fucking hate this market
I hope all the prediction about recovery of "computer and smartphone" will turn out to be absolutely wrong and might finally allow a dump. Or all companies PE will shoot through the roof idk at this point

>>54374052
There's a chance this was just a big exit pump on micron so whales could exit. We may see a heavy correction at open

>>54374052
Semis are a meme stock at this point and need their own general/quarantine zone

>>54374052
>applying logic to markets running on algos, CNBC driven boomer herds, 0DTE hedgies, daily SPY option gamblers

shut up nigga. it's the last week of the quarter. Just enjoy the "window dressing" before PCE data friday morning.

JPM got their collar on.
https://twitter.com/FlynnsView/status/1632194398040604673

>>54374052
In may when the DJIA is down at 28,000 there will be bulls posting the same thing in reverse.

>Futures...

>>54374088
kek

>>54373965
>buttcorn at 28.5K
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54374052
>>54374003
semis bottom first. theyve reported negative guidance for a whole year. bobos dont know things

Uh, weebbros?

>>54374064
mexico, US UK, and Germany, and some other shithole country like Canada are trying to prevent the rest of the world from joining BRICS under the chinese yuan as a polarized eastern currency to rival the dollar, and I say trying strongly because that is what is already happening.

>>54374121
>invest your money in a bank run by china, surely nothing will go wrong
It is only countries which have no future which are doing this, chinkposter.

BUY BITCOIN NOW

>>54374130
I hate chinks you fucking retard, but our jews are trying to make our retards buy into a CBDC you fucking low life.

>>54374106
Guidance was down, but not their earnings. NOW their earning are down which will make their PE going sky high. That in a high rate environment plus guidance is still shit.
How in the hell you defend that?

>get paid on fridays
>fund are autotransfered to my brokerage account
>unavailable for 'three business days' for reasons
>fund are released thursday after hours

basically a week

>>54373874
is that Lael Braindead?

>>54374267
>still thinking PE matters when QE printer is turned back on

NGMI desu

>>54374268
you don't get to play with your (unsettled) money in the meantime while it's doing the T+2 dance?

guess you didn't deep dick your female broker right...

Peak scammarket

>>54374024
Ladies Man (Noah) is the actually the funniest, cause peak delusion. Lipbite takes it to another level. Love that webm.

>>54374268
Use m1, those kikes are penny pinching every minute of your money in their accounts.

>>54374267
Microns pe is 10, it's low as shit. this is how cyclical sectors work

buy soxl

>>54374292
I would love to deep dick someone, my member is disturbingly large for my frame.

Retarded ECB is killing retail for the banks (again). All fuckin members start rolling back on inflation fight for "financial stabilty"(for the banks)

>>54374315
stop posting this wasted womb.

>>54374315
in 2024 it'll be -20
and then in 2025 it'll be 456
kekekekek

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/mu/price-earnings-peg-ratios


>>54374353
PAMP PAMP PAMP baby... gonna be fun riding the bubble up before it really pops in 6 months.

>>54374365
women don't understand the time value of money, neither do most men desu.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiKms7A54D-AhVfFTQIHdOjD80QFnoECAsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newswire.ca%2Fnews-releases%2Fasep-inc-appoints-general-wesley-clark-ret-david-johnson-j-bernard-rice-dr-islam-mohamed-and-thomas-o-shaughnessy-to-its-advisory-board-and-dr-rob-stenstrom-as-medical-director-812599848.html&usg=AOvVaw3ynkEEj5JYoUHUyLRvyJmy

to the anon last thread that general wes clark is also serving on the baord of this penny stock. idk what's going on.

>>54374415
buy

>>54374415
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-14/wesley-clark-penny-stock-general

ok he's a known grifter.

ABORT. DO NOT BUY THAT SHIT
>>54374424
NO

>>54374415
you are going to make money in the worst clandestine way possible, if you have any morals avoid this stock.

>>54374446
dude he literally rents his name out for scam companies. that article proves it

>>54374376
Actually disgusting how this market always comes back. And it's the fuckin burgers pumping it.

The ECB has managed to fuck me over several times now in the last 2 year on specific trades (short Euro or long Euro). That's naturally besides the fact that my money is now only worth 1/2.

>>54374461
he owns NATO and has been retired for 20 years

>>54374472
I haven't looked into the company itself yet, but you can see the image here to show there is absolutely zero reason to trust him being a nato commander will help the business.

>>54374461
you should do your due diligence and research the fuck out of him and this op. It's so fucking good. Then you should research the stake holders and the people on this companies board. Then you should research where this funding for a defunt canadian company same from, and then you should actually do some fucking research on how to do research

>>54374467
nigga, we sleeping. all y'all fags around the world are the ones exposing your damn pensions into real estate, US treasuries, US corporate bonds, and the S&P500 and plunging that euro-dollar needle in your veins like fooking junkies.

>According to UNCTAD's 2022 World Investment Report, FDI flows to the U.S. rebounded strongly by 143.6%, from USD 151 billion in 2020 to USD 367 billion in 2021, mainly due to a surge in cross-border M&As. Reinvested earnings amounted to USD 200 billion in 2021, the highest level ever recorded.

>>54374510
>Gourmet grilled cheese food trucks

>>54374510
betcha he was involved in Theranos

>>54374527
better business model than Theranos

>>54374522
I remember Ginn Rummy on the board of some Israeli oil/gas co trying to drill into the Golan Heights kekekekeke
Damn these DC rats get around...

>>54374510
wesley clark has nuts in a vice, I didn't choose that company because oh wes, I picked it because they have an amazingly direct approach to their goals and will be drilling within in the year, also the all-star cast running it didn't hurt. Then I looked deeper and saw a goldmine, and it is a fucking goldmine, just look at it.

how to improve esmmgee:

when people post links or info stuff they dont add their bs theories to it.

only legit info and no schizo theories from twitter.


would be great.

Ditch US and buy Evropa stocks bros. Eurozone has been consistently outperforming US these last few years and will continue doing so since the ECB are too pussy.

>>54374572
I feel that was passive aggressively pointed towards me
<reddit space>
and that didn't make me feel bad
<reddit space>
Do. Your. Own. Homework.

GOOD MORNING

where those tswift fans at

https://youtu.be/VIKWKezRcYM

>>54374666
https://youtu.be/HVPzWkdhwrw

>>54374685
https://youtu.be/YasK7H89xus

>>54374660
GM SERS

>>54374698
https://youtu.be/__biilMpnmw
millennial chads rise up.

Lots of kino being posted. That's cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02K82uw4lio

>>54374592
nah it wasnt just you. there is a lot of people adding their theories me included.

there is so much noise in the market its important to minimize the useless info.

>>54374719
That shit was gen x, just fade away with limp bizkit and nigger worship.

>OTC Markets Group Inc trades on the OTC markets they operate
I know it makes sense, but it's also really funny to me.

>>54374776
kek I pondered that for a bit and then choked on my spit.

https://youtu.be/iUAYeN3Rp2E
>me not doing anything tomorrow while the market crabs and I buy more noonstork

>>54374776
>the Nasdaq (NDAQ) trades on the Nasdaq
>the NYSE (ICE) trades on the NYSE

is your zoomie mind blown

I just put $1.409 million into gold and silver physical. adois baggies

>>54374811
yes actually it is. why do people invest in the s&p 500 when both NASDAQ and ICE (NYSE) have out performed it

>>54374836
adios means good bye in spanish, which is the opposite of what you would be saying if you bought gold to baggies... you are joining them

>>54374847
well then.. hola

Amigos... Repeleremos a los negros de nuestras tierras y entregaremos a nuestras hijas a la BWC

>>54374839
>>54374811

This doesn't seem right


ICE 17.42%
NDAQ 10.68%
SPG 13.78%
SPY 9.06%

>>54374086
>https://twitter.com/FlynnsView/status/1632194398040604673
if JPM really rules the world why not just hold JEPI and relax?

>>54374897
kek, haven't had spanish since school 14 years ago and still can understand it to some degree.

>white boy summer

SI

>>54374938
JPM rules and JEPI is for shabbosgoys, ya dig?

>>54374931
>The casino owner gets the profit from the tables no matter what
what doesn't make sense?

>Intercontinental Exchange, Inc. (ICE) is an American company formed in 2000 that operates global financial exchanges and clearing houses and provides mortgage technology, data and listing services. Listed on the Fortune 500, S&P 500, and Russell 1000, the company owns exchanges for financial and commodity markets, and operates 12 regulated exchanges and marketplaces. This includes ICE futures exchanges in the United States, Canada and Europe, the Liffe futures exchanges in Europe, the New York Stock Exchange, equity options exchanges and OTC energy, credit and equity markets.

>>54374931
it certainly doesn't feel right, but the numbers dont lie. I thought it might be dividends are higher in s&p 500 to balance it out, but they're pretty much equal to nasdaq and ICE...

>DAX needs all day to drop 140-150 points.
>DAX casually pump +200 overnight+early EU session
Fuck this stupid scam index.

>>54374897
Necesitamos dejar que nuestras mujeres se reproduzcan con los blancos para hacernos más cercanos y unificados, por cada pastel de crema en el coño nacen dos negros.

Nuclear fusion is happening with project ITER going operational in 2025 and full fusion reaction expected by 2035, however startup companies are also investing billions into fusion reactors. People go on about the next Apple or Tesla, well this is your ticket to make it rich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6W7g9no0w

>>54375015
Your beaner sucks, jackass.

>>54375033
cee

>futes

>>54374897
>>54374945
NEGROS DE MIERDA
PARECEN CUCARACHAS QUE SE AMONTONAN EN LA BASURA
NEGROS DE MIERDA
NO SIRVEN PARA NADA
Y VAN DERECHO HACIA LA PINTURA
NEGROS DE MIERDA
HAY QUE DESINFECTARLOS PARA NO MANCHARSE DE SU NEGRURA
https://m.soundcloud.com/cumprogod/negros-de-m
https://open.spotify.com/track/2zp1QyVE6OvGsyQTMdDy4i?si=V68UsZOwQeGc6S7u5ntXXg
jewtube jannies nuked the song

sold naked 1dte spy calls to pay for a new air fryer. not looking good bros

RH earnings after markets close today.
>RH (formerly Restoration Hardware) is an upscale American home-furnishings company headquartered in Corte Madera, California. The company sells its merchandise through its retail stores, catalog, and online. As of August 2018, the company operated a total of 70 galleries, 18 full-line design galleries, and 6 baby-and-child galleries. The company also has 36 outlet stores in the United States and Canada.

When does this dipshit crab market turn into a based bear market? I'm so annoyed. How the hell does the market not just accept that the free money era is over and capitulate?
You know it's coming. The market is cringe and in denial.
The VIX and the 2yr say this market is getting rekt.
Gundlach, Wilson, Larry McDonald, David Rosenberg, all gigakikes who know their shit are saying it crashes within weeks.

>>54374945
Same. I'm learning French now so I can get an Alizée gf. The vocabulary is easier since ~50% of English words come from French, but the pronunciation is harder. It took a while to deprogram myself from pronouncing le and de like lay and day. There are a lot more vowels that are not in English and getting them wrong changes the meaning of the words. Here's a 26-video French phonology playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc_X4HoQoeU&list=PLBZcHkPESuK-2a6SHfP45aJSGp8a3dxwP

Why is no one talking about ABML sitting at a 745mil market cap and sitting on $1.2 trillion worth of lithium

>>54375231
We're fortunate that English has a rich vowel inventory so we're already used to producing a lot of sounds.
>Danish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuWKG6fFXcE

>>54375233
I hope they have that lithium in a warehouse somewhere instead of it sitting in the ground waiting to be mined. Because if it is, it might as well be worthless with how mining companies operate.
>oh yeah we totally have trillions of dollars of mineral resources buried in this property we own. lol.

>>54375233
There must be a reason. The market is never wrong. You are not smarter than the market. It is a sentient organism, a collective consciousness pricing in all information at all times.

I'm scared

>>54375231
>le like lay
LMAO

FFS PUMP PUMP PUMP, FUCKIN EU MARKET. FUCKIN ECB PIECES OF TRASH NOT COMMITING

US housing market also pumping again. People have no trust in inflation combat that they keep buying only to not pay more later and thus fueling inflation even more since there's no trust.

>>54375260
in the PR they can extract 90% of it and they own 100% of everything on their land

>>54374035
What a strange thing to buy in 2007 pt 2: Judgment Day.

>>54374365
Trannies dont have wombs

>>54374575
>Eurozone has been consistently outperforming US these last few years
I know... right ? But why tho

WTI broke $74 lads

>SPY 400
Pls crab, have mercy

>>54375363
Truth is I am just going to keep buying and I hope the shorts sell at 399 again. Nothing personal Bobo but you do not have permission to cum.

KILL THE FUCKING CRAB JEROME
RELEASE THE CATALYST
END ITS REIGN WITH A SWIFT BLOW

Is SCHWAB safe now?

>>54374052
Its literally called a bottom and investors invest for the future, not the last quarter or today.

its my birthday today

>>54375483
They better be they have all of my money that isn't physical gold and silver

>>54375493
>now the market prices in decades

>>54375502
Happy birthday.

>>54375493
the next quarter will also be shit. and the next one

Day 1 nofap. The journey begins.

Today starts my nofap till my SWVXX margin becomes available for spicy play time in 30 days. Monk mode officially activated.

today's your last day to buy the in financials

>>54375502
Hope u make money today

>>54374510
My boomer dad's company got bought out and they liquidated all his stock so he could put it in either the new company stock or other things. I begged him to put it into index funds but he decided to try trading for the first time and lost $100,000 on random penny stocks

>>54374006
I'm already up big league

I went long on tesla with a x10 leverage. Im up 15% should i sell?

>>54374003
These kinds of pumps are almost exclusively algorithms driving the price up to generate exit liquidity. It's what MMs are literally paid to do, look it up.

>Banks are experiencing tight credit conditions - banks will soon have no choice other than to dump their equity holdings to raise capital to stay afloat

Why isn't this narrative playing out?

>>54375502
And it's a special one because you once told me SPY would break 400. So now might be a real good time for those calls to be ITM.

>>54375639
Because the fed bailed them out with a new form of QE

Why is nothing moving

>>54375563
Many such cases.

>he's not shorting JPY
explain yourself

>>54374080
>we don't need semis. just like china take the lead.

maybe you haven't realized, but if anglos lose the tech race, it's gg. anglos can't handle a conventional war/economy. just look at ukraine.

>>54375530
>he's bowling for dollars

/smg/ is dead

>>54375530
>if I don't touch me peepee surely I'll finally stop losing
lmao losers can't help but blame masturbation for everything wrong in their life

Why bond yields up bros?

UONE nigger stock for nigger day teenth

>>54375764
Because I'm shorting bonds. Why would they go up when they're so low? They only went down because of bank nothingburgers.

>>54375776
*why wouldn't they go up

>>54375665
That new form of "QE" has already been proved to be deflationary in nature by Di Martino Booth.

>>54375787
kek

soxlsisters how we feeling today?

>>54375776
because the fed is cutting rates... yeah likely price overshot on the downside but be careful anon. could be awhile you have to wait it out. remember markets are forward looking 6-12 months.

>>54375800
Glad you agree. Only the dumbest faggots even started calling it QE anyway. The onus is on those who call it QE to prove it is.

We are ending red today. gayest futures I've seen in a couple weeks

>>54375843
>because the fed is cutting rates

>>54375850
lol

>>54375850
onus? don't worry about onus boy start worrying about that lil anus of yours

BUDDIES LOOK AT JPY COMPUTER

It's the jews fault I lose money

>>54375888
You're the one with the pink id, tranny.
Why do you people even want it to be QE?
I thought everyone here was a bobo. If you're a mumu you have to go back.

>>54375903
is jpy still devaluing?

Mumus tongue my onus

>>54375922
Can you read a chart?

>>54375903
EXIT
X
I
T

L

>>54375924
Bobo tongue me harder.

>>54374572
I hate glowfaggots so fucking much. You are literally the stupidest, most evil assholes in our society.

I came to check why the nasdaq is pumping, but I see we already have a bunch of bootlicking pieces of shit in place to run interference on anyone trying to discuss the stock market.

>>54375948
Yeah much better we get schizo twitter screencaps here.

>>54375717
i would normally short usdjpy at 120 but look where we are now

>>54375970
Better than 40% glowfaggots demanding no one say anything Reddit wouldn't say

>>54375966
/smg/ has been slow as fuck for days and nobody knows anything. The market feels a bit fucked in general. Slow as shit, not much to talk about.

>>54374572
updoot for the pedophile

Actually in fairness to Reddit, I can at least go read superstonk and it's not like I'm trying have a conversation with the bald guy from cnbc

>>54375990
The quiet before the heem

>>54375990
stop looking at equities, look at yields and JPY.

>>54376002
Go back, you're unwelcome here.

>>54375990
Yeah qqq just gapped up a full percent is all

>>54375966
usual short squeeze. you saw how the market was held below the low of the day for so long? lots of short positions across the market still holding there. this pump is overnight to get them to capitulate at the open with the large gap that will appear on the indexes. also algorithms will react to the gap. The only reason price moves on the short term as in hourly or 1 day is because there is more money to be taken from others by moving price in that direction. that is all that dictates price.

>>54376002

why are we pumping

>>54375985
>glowfaggots
Except sometimes the position is inbetween and no one can seem to understand. If you arent a doomer convinced brics is going to take over then you must be a glowie. Theres no nuance to the debate.

>>54376024
Hey as much as I hate Reddit, I want to be fair. For instance, it's been like two years now, so I'm sure there's a whole subreddit dedicated to this hilarious meme you've been posting for like 5% of your life. There's no reason for it to ever die since the banality helps make you an even more obnoxious faggot who is just openly here to make things suck.

>>54376048
We don't discuss the stock market here. That's twitter stuff.

>>54376072
Yeah you definitely need to go back.

>>54376048
it's March 2021 again.

>>54376090
Every single thing you post just drips with greetings fellow kids, which is hilarious. It's what you get for making "be a petulantly boring faggot" your whole persona.

>>54376048
https://youtu.be/lbMdfl0S5Yo
Why not? Now grab yourself a Coca Cola and a soft serve ice cream Jack America is back. Sorry you European losers your banks don't matter only America and China matter.

We can't even talk about our positions this thread because these bad faith participating glowfaggot pieces of total shit infiltrated the site's management just to bully people.

>>54376048
Because the Fed said they only wanted to do at most one more rate hike this year and that inflation at this rate is somehow acceptable.

>FRC execs jumping ship
You know it's fucking over when the employees themselves who know all the numbers are saying it's hopeless

Wtf is wrong with this scumback EU market

Congratulations on turning the website to garbage since that was literally your goal btw. Credit where credit is due. I'm sure in five years, life will be miserable for anyone who isn't a bootlicking dicksucking classist gestapofag, and then you'll have your utopia where no one is allowed to remind you you're retarded by saying things you don't understand.

Has anyone noticed the futures?

>futures

>>54376016
This is correct and all you need to know. The market is a casino and the banter just makes for good shits and giggles.

>>54373703
Alright lads you are my friends so I will confide in you. I am a neet. I could probably neet for 30 more years but I am bored. I am 30 years old and I want adventure. I have some options here.

1) remain a neet
2) continental nomadicism
3) oceanic nomadicism

Option 2 would be something like a florida to michigan route with the seasons, doing what work I can find

Option 3) would be a hawaii to alaska route, making as much as I can in alaska before going to hawaii for better weather

I would be living outside/in a vehicle for this. Thoughts?

>>54373937
>nuclear is more effective than oil

Yes you can transport nuclear very easily, it’s such a easy material to deal with, i mean you have boil oil to get products and that’s extremely dangerous unlike nuclear.

>>54376199
fuwhat? Dude this is STOCK market general, we only talk about stocks here, no one's ever heard of no "futures".

>>54376165
Article pls?

>>54376213
nucular

>>54376228
Why are amerilards like this? How is it so hard for them to pronounce such a simple word?

>Futures

>>54376240
We got a lot of weird accents. Midwesterners for instance will pronounce roots and ruts. Its because we have so many immigrant groups that stuck together and settled in random spots so they all had the same odd accent.

>>54375522
>>54375555
>>54375650
thank you guys i appreciate really , to the last guy im a bobo and my puts are being heemed but i hope that at least if my puts are getting heemed , someone here is making it , even if its not me , love you guys seriously

bobros..

>>54376261
"Nucular" isn't due to an accent, it's due to illiteracy, just like saying "capitol" for "capital".

>>54376261
Pronouncing it Nook-you-lar is more of a southern thing, not a Midwestern one.

>>54376212
It will suck balls. Just work part time or something. I am personally just buying an upscale trailer with a modern interior for like $30,000 while I stay at home and save lel

>>54376240
I'm EU, and I'm kidding. I know this joke from the Simpsons.

>>54376290
I knew you weren't serious because the word nuclear doesn't imply any pronunciation of it, but it always baffles me that amerinbreds unironically are like that.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BOIL
HIT
DA
TREE
TERTS
IN
DA
PREMARKS
IT
IS
NOT
OVER
THA
DROPPIN
CONTINUES

>>54375843
>because the fed is cutting rates
still they persist

>>54375729
>>54375762

>>54376157
Wat? Source please? They can't be serious right? Fucken cretins

US dumps EU pumps. YUOU MOTHERFuKIN BURGERS

>>54376275
>it's due to illiteracy, just like saying "capitol" for "capital".
>their vs there
>maverick vs mavrick
>sement vs cement
Lot of retards cant read and speak english. Ive met white southerns who actually use "finna" in a sentence.

>>54375990
yesterday was pretty boring tbf

I think i need a better place to look at charts

>>54376320
They said they only plan on raising interest rates once more this year, not the opposite. Why do people and the market believe this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>54375918
>And all the girls say that's a big tie for a white guy

>>54376157
100% not true

>>54376275
Dont brits always say nucular and american say nu-clear?
Brits are always retarded.

>cramer: scwab is not in trouble
Kek get your money out if you use them.

>>54376342
Well, because I can remember the future and they have specifically kept the window open by repeating "everything is decided according to the latest information"

Look at DAX not doing anything. Completely BROKEN.

>>54376353
brits have extra u's in a lot of their words

MU up almost 5% after worst quarter in history

>>54376345
Why do black guys have such tint penises. Wish I could see the reaction on both there faces when nigger pulls out his 3 incher and she thought it would be a BBC

>NQ pumping.
>ES Crabbing
>YM dumping.
It's the opposite of yesterday.
Also, >>54376312
Bang bro has no picture.
It's homer.

Dax chads , are we eating?

>>54376312
Based

>>54376376
Colour me shocked

>scuffed bang bro
>no WTFWT posters

>>54376353
Stupidest least self-aware post ITT, well done.

And just like that, SPY will NEVER be below 4000 EVER again

where do you clowns look at stock charts?

>>54376332
I can't find the timestamp from the last fed meeting but this is what they said. Because hooligans kept asking if they planned on cutting interest rates and that was their response. It makes sense since hiking interest rates has a delayed effect on interest rates. So at the current 5% they will eventually get to their goal of 2% inflation.

BOIL IN DA TREE TERTS DURIN
MAR
KET
OW
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
SURE AM GLAD
I DID NOT FALL
FOR DA
TREE FIDDIES

>>54376288
Why would it suck dick?

kek bobos

>>54376410
that isn't what they said, faggot.

>>54376307
>inbred

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54376385
yesterday was slow AF yesterday.

>>54375762
>blame masturbation for everything wrong in their life
Not even, I'm objectively comfy. Top 1% net worth for my age. Did I earn it? Does it matter? I'm still up 5000% past 3 years how about you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

> TESLA

Lets fucking GOOOOOOOO

whats worth buying these days?
got nvda already

Coinbase and DB should be crashing. Wtf is this clown market.

>>54376403
FYI You responded to me instead of your 20 posts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54376050
The writing is on the wall you retarded nigger.

>The rules governing such balance sheet moves are stringent. It means Schwab plans to hold more than $150 billion worth of debt to maturity with a weighted-average yield of 1.74%. The lion’s share of the securities — $114 billion at the end of 2022 — won’t mature for more than a decade.

>The benchmark 10-year Treasury yield now: 3.5%.

Lmao. All these big firms dumped billions into treasuries for a 10 year hold and then the fed raised rates. Theyre sitting on losses for 10 years and low level returns.

This is the most pathetic ES on opening I've seen in a long time.

>>54376447
that shopped or he just running around bricked up?

>2 years of dumpage has sent small caps into microcaps
>many now sitting at historical lows trading way below their cash value
weird how the jew works, you'd think this would be a ripe opportunity for them to make bank on pumping micros 200%+

INTC 200dma is at $30.60
ai and data center day is today at 9:30 pst right after european market close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdixQDPA2h0

>>54376374
I hate dax so much it’s unreal. Like just fucking do something! Gawwd.

GOOD MORNING DEGENERATES
VIBE WITH ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0UODJqubKY

I only bought 50 soxl yesterday instead of 100 because I thought it was going back to 14. at least its something

That was the absolute bottom of FRC wasnt it

>>54376409
tradingview.com
Sign up with email.

>>54376506
>Halloween phonk miix
wtf I was just listening to one of these earlier from "rare" /smg/ are really kindred spirits

>MARA
>RIOT
>FRC
>DPST
>KOLD

Markets is good. Life is good.

>>54374981
ICE ICE baybay

Can't stop laughing at BOIL.

MICRON CALLS
DON'T MISS THIS TRAIN

why are we pumping?

Boy, this market can sure stay irrational, huh.

>>54376516
PHONK AROUND AND FIND OUT

Back to sleep

>>54376526
Did people really double down on this?

>>54376551
>double down

these baggies doing worse...much worse

>>54376527
"MEMORY CHIPS ARE THE FUTUREEEEE"

>>54376461
>COIN & DB

shorted the bottom did ya?

Anyone here going to shit on the Fed Bar testimony with me today while we see how it effects the market?

INTC : unstoppable!

>Pigs make money.
>Crabs make money.
>Bulls and bears get slaughtered.

>>54376544
This but unironically

>>54376568
I bought like 300 dollars worth just for memes, it’s worth like 130 now kek I can’t imagine how much they got just’d

Theyre prepping for the big crash on April 5th and 6th.

One last exit pump.

If the market dumps in 7min this pump was the dumbest algo shit doing it's thing for no actual logical reason. IDGAF, it will bottom because Tony Dwyer said so.

>>54376619
My buy in was 3.40 and i bought 300 shares LETS GOOOOOOO

How the fuck does DAX do it everytime? Friday completely restoring. Now pumping 200 over nigth and going further. This is so stupid

>>54376623
im a bobo right now and this is clearly a 2 more weeks post.

QE is unironically back isn't it?

>>54376650
No
>When mumus find out what the discount window is used for

Pumps are dips for bobros. Don't get hooked

>>54376650
>Print billions to Ukraine to buy our own shit
>Print to save banks and all depositors
>Print on massive infrastructure and other scam bills
>FED keeps increasing their balance sheet after saying they will dump it
>Debt ceiling is guaranteed to be raised to print more

QE never stopped, they just added another step.

AMD $100 calls for Friday
only $0.40
the price is right my dudes

ATTENTION
Post your best crab memes as a reply here. That's all there is to do today anyway.

>>54376658
You realize they'll reset those "not QE!" loans to 0% and extend them out for the length of the collateral's term, right?

Instant QE, the second the next crisis strikes.

>>54376677
Yellen was a mistake

>>54376650
Back on the MENU. Check my fucking post history you cunts

>>54376527
>post worst result ever
>guidance is shit for 2023
>still pumps because they said "AI" in the call
I hate this market holy shit

Open shorts now

>>54376647
The nasdaq listed the date erroneously as april 6 a few days ago.

That only happens if someone is doing something intentional with the code. It was a signal.

Otherwise dates and times just run off system settings.

I'm telling you April 6 is the date.

Short this nasdaq and invite me to your funeral

Stop selling MU, YOU FUCKS

>>54376677
>>Print billions to Ukraine to buy our own shit
>>Print to save banks and all depositors
>>Print on massive infrastructure and other scam bills
>>FED keeps increasing their balance sheet after saying they will dump it
>>Debt ceiling is guaranteed to be raised to print more
As an investor why should i be bothered by any of those things?

>>54376726
>SJIM is almost in the red
Seriously, wtf is this market

>>54376740
Seems bullish to me

new thread?

>>54376706
I bought Tesla puts, you best be right anon

>>54376740
Because it means the state/FED will invariably step in to save the day. No crash will ever happen. Extremely bullish

>>54376692
Mumu cope

>>54376781
Hey, I don't make the rules. The F.E.D. does.

>>54376706
I'm gonna wait till 11:15, this seems like one of those days

>>54376812
>seems like one of those days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

>>54376780
>>54376767
Agreed. Lot of doomers couldnt understand why we pumped so hard during covid. They will be confused when we are at aths again by december.

>>54376809
Lol these people do. You are totally in good hands

SELL IT ALL

>>54376880
>more tards to buy my options
bullish

>>54376880
I want this to be banned just for the back fire at the gubbmint.

>>54376836
I literally threw everything I had at the market after I saw nurses cheering on niggers. Totally real pandemic but you are encouraging large gatherings because 250 dumb nogs are killed or died near police a year? Nigger please. That's also why I'm a doomer now, everything is fine that's why we are saving banks and trying to break crypto, lol okay

>>54376740
>>54376767
>>54376780
>>54376836

Well your rate hikes will never stop then due to the QE inflation and many small banks will get mother fucked dragging the market with it. What you fail to see is that one day soon, printing more money wont matter when you are not the reserve currency or there is a threat you may not be. On top of all of this central banks around the world have lost all the pensioners money... when boomers find out their retirement is in danger they will pull it out. Enjoy the fin while it is here.

>>54376880
Holy shit what a top signal when was this posted?

>>54376809
There has been enough explanation about how it's not QE. I haven't heard a convincing argument about how it's QE except like temporarily go up.
I know people aren't interested in intellectual pursuits of truth here, but there are actual facts behind what the discount window is.

Why is LOCO doomping? I thought fried chicken was bullish

somebody bake

rate hikes in financial crises are like the COVID shot and boosters....

They will issue them until the problem dies (market/Middle Class).

>>54376913
10 hours ago on Twitter, don't have tiktok so don't know when the original post wen tup

>>54376708
>The nasdaq listed the date erroneously as april 6 a few days ago.
Break this down for me I do not follow.

>>54376944
No, I pay my subscription to /smg/ I expect somebody to do it for me

>>54376880
that account is a goldmine

>>54376632
>>54376632
>>54376632
>>54376632

>>54376213
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_Refinery_explosion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_explosion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster#:~:text=The%201947%20Texas%20City%20disaster,history's%20largest%20non-nuclear%20explosions.

Last time a nuke plant exploded? 1986. And it was built and run by Eastern European communists who used substandard building materials and expertise. Meanwhile once a month there is almost a dozen refineries exploding a month worldwide. Because despite best practice it is inherently dangerous. Having control rods boiling in water is much easier to control than a constant flow of explosive liquid through pipes that will explode from friction, static electricity, or a spark. Nuclear has to be neglected on purpose to have a major mishap. The last major nuke plant accident in the US, 3 Mile Island which happened in 1979, was caused by negligence of the controllers. They neglected instrument readings as false and maintence crews went out of routine to fix something when it should have been reported. No one died from this incident. There are more people that have died from a recent jelly bean factory explosion in Pennsylvania than a nuclear plant melting down.

>>54376213
t. fell for le nuclear bad meme