/biz/ - Business & Finance

so i am on some white claws and am of the feeling very, very, very strongly objectively that couples where either one or the other has a fart fetish, and the other is at the very least cool with it, have more chill lives because think about it. THINK, about it--that's one less thing to ruin the moment. It's like taking a negative stat and converting it into a straight positive one. You are literally playing an upgraded character. I know, because I am in such a relationship with a high school sweetheart. I get fucked on crypto but I'm literally living the dream of being with someone that I can satisfy my most degenerate desires with. I feel like that has to be worth at least a million dollars. If anyone gets trips in this thread I will unironically share an ass pic of her to prove I am not lying about this. I literally rim her while she needs to shit and lick the turd in the tunnel, while she's playing FFXIV on the PS5. We are married. We are degenerates and she is smoking hot. We have even cosplayed at anime conventions as different couples and look forward to MAGfest each year.

Rich anons of /biz/, you may have the money, but I have the power.