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im a 26 year old boomer who went back to college to pick up chicks.
the women throw themselves at me after they see my 2023 bmw x7 parked outside. ive tried this line 10 times and already had the best sex of my life.

>> No.54365233

>>54365214
tempted to do this.
but I work a high paying 9-5 I don't have time to be a studentcuck anymore

>> No.54365242

>>54365214
BMW didn’t work for Elliot rodgers

>> No.54365253

>>54365214
>. ive tried this line 10 times
what line

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54365260

>>54365214
OP is a larping faggot, women don't care about cars unless it's something like a Ferrari.

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>>54365214
>2023 bmw x7
looks like a soccer mom car lmao

>> No.54365270

>>54365242
yeah but he had autism and a race obsession

>> No.54365271

You're living the dream, bro. As a 31 yo boomer, I wish I had sold the top in 2021 ($7 million) and could afford to do the same. Now I'm down to $1.2 million and I can't even buy a used Corolla.

>> No.54365278

>>54365214
Bing chilling wo

>> No.54365308

>>54365214
I dont even have a car or anything expensive. Women still throw themselves at me.
Im just good looking.

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>>54365214
>BMW
this is a good choice if you are a negress enjoyer

>> No.54365389

OP paid 120,000 $ to have sex with women you can fuck with a 15 $ latte

>> No.54365420

>>54365260
Not true AT ALL. Elliot was a kid who hadn’t reached adulthood where he would have broadened his dating scene- older women have different value sets when it comes to dating. High school girls have a very specific focus on appearance, after high school that shifts as women have gone through that phase. Elliot would have scored easily in Uni.

>> No.54365461

>>54365389
This.

I landed every girl in college with an $8 bottle of wine and a DVD of a goofy cult movie someone bought me

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>>54365214
>1pbtid
>curly hair
>big fucking honker
>>muh car bro
KIKE DETECTED
>>54365253
kek

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>>54365253
>Ladies you are looking good tonight!
Then walk away.

>> No.54365498

>>54365420
Even highschool girls nowadays are into older guys.
>t. 34 year old boomer fucked 17 year old highschool girl
Perfectly legal in my state btw.

>> No.54365505

>>54365494
Kek someone post the 30 yo boomer bar meme

>> No.54365662

>>54365271
why didn't you sell?
greedy fag,
7mil is life changing money even in America..

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>>54365505
>>54365494
Nevermind I got it

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>>54365214
>im a 26 year old boomer
tfw. 26 yo people calling themselves boomers