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I have two Teslas and I never even kissed

>>54364211
When you die in a lithium fire because the door handles won't let you out I hope it will be worth it

I've had my Tesla for 2 years. The only people that hate them are seething poorfags and rednecks.

>>54364211
Actually it just shows how retarded women are these days lol

>>54364211
Teslas are for soi bugmen who think overpaying for shit makes you interesting.

>>54364211
ultimate midwitmobile

>>54364211
Dudes in pickup trucks are mogging your numbers. Get good

>>54364284
Good luck faggot

>>54364284
Wait just a hee haww, I'm a redneck and I love muh Tesla

>>54364211
I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin and I drive a Tesla.

>>54364211
pretty much true desu, Tesla is the new BMW over here, but it has to be model S at least, the other ones are fuggly

>>54364211
Really, fag? OK convince me, tell us the story of each of the 4 girls and how having a nice car got you laid. In my experience chicks absolutely do not care, and they never even get see your car most of the time you are doing the most important intial seduction work on em.

>>54364211
Nice try Elon, buy an add you nigger.

>>54364211
>lookin good tonight tesla
And then automatically drive away

>>54366901
Lol it’s not like they flat out say “oh yes anon I had sex with you because your car” but you can tell a noticeable change in their demeanor when they see it and start to act all giddy. It’s not enough to make a chick go from being disgusted at you to wanting your peen, but if she’s on the fence it 100% makes a difference. Driving a nice car, while owning a house, and being in your 20’s impresses women. They always comment on it

>>54366971
Also if a girl is older and successful on her own it’s less likely to make a difference. But you won’t want those women anyway, the younger girls are both hotter and easier to impress

>>54364211
I don't even own a car and i get laid more than you. Try being born taller, white, and with a large cock in your next life, stereotypical asian/pajeet tesla owner.

GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY

>>54364211
How do you pull this off? I got the same car but don't get laid from it. Do you just catchall them from the parkinglot?

>>54367022
For some reason a lot of the girls I’ve been on dates with don’t have cars so I offer them a ride back home and surprisingly they agree to it even on the first date

>>54364211
I'm a future tesla owner and I've laid many hot women

>>54366971
>>54367044
Yeah ok lol I can see it working in this kind of dating funnel.
Chicks do love status baubles.

>>54364211
Teslas are expensive and more like a gimmicky toy. /O is broke and can't afford em. Most people here drive high mileage 10+ shit boxes.

>>54367271
Under 10k miles "shitbox" here, with a '22 model year, but whatever, but hold on, now you will now change goalposts because I only stated the year and not the car....

I have three teslas and I got raped by a gang of men

>>54366901
Its a 1pbtid demoralization thread. Did you ever think the threads saying "I'm rich and sexo" were legit?

>>54364211
If you invest in a real premium EV 20 hot women would be the minimal. (per month)

Mogs your whatever you drive...
Unbeatable, sleek, fast, cool, American, makes poorfags seethe and cope.

>>54367619
>subject to software updates and can't be repaired outside of dealer network

You don't own it.

>>54367619
>try to drive farther than 200 miles in one trip
>”oopsy whoopsy, you need to charge for 10 hours to drive more!”

>>54367619
based. I ordered a model S last year and after 8 months of waiting decided to buy a model 3 performance instead which only took a month for delivery. Still mogging that S though.

I drive my mom's honda minivan from 2006 with almost 200k miles on it and I've had sex with 30 different women
>t. 21 year old 6'3 mensa member

>>54367657
To be fair. People who can afford a plaid s don't give a fuck about maintenance costs or repairs. Shit itself costs over 120k. Those people additionally have other cars to modify or work on.

>>54367691
Are you living in the past ? With the supercharger the plaid s can be juiced up to 200 miles within 15 minutes.

>people really buy overpriced onions cars instead of filling up their garage with cool motorcycles for half the expense

>>54367889
My mom said motorcycles are dangerous.

>>54364211
careful you don't do a wrongthink and elon musk drives your car off a cliff

Go back to shitposting on twitter Elon.

>>54364211
you and everyone in this thread are niggers

>>54364284
Rich redneck here. It’s true, I hate Teslas and I would probably hate you.

>>54366971
u r what they call beta buxx

>>54364211
/Biz is inmune to good advice, im convinced about that. Not only do they hate Musk even tho he has risen to the position he's in right now because he has taken good financial decisions in the past (right now he's in his schizo phase but that's beside the point). They also hate teslas, electric cars, cryptos that actually moon, etc.
I am fully convinced since every time i mention dextools some anons don't know what the fuck im talking about even though every whale that invests in DeFi uses it, which proves to me that the regular anon is, unironically, retarded

Was Bill G behind this tread? He has a very high short position on TSLA, remember

>>54364284
This.
I’ve had an S for 5 years now.
Had a vette C8, Tesla gets me a surprising amount of pussy.
I’ve banged girls in the back while charging in late hours

>>54367619
>winter arrives
>battery range is cut in half

That's a cool "car" you have there.

>>54364211
bros, can a stroller and 3-4 checked bags fit in a tesla?