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>> No.54364004

Baking

>> No.54364008
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My puts are getting heemed

>> No.54364014

BOIL TREE FIDDIES

>> No.54364019

What are some single stocks you are shorting and why? Why do you think these companies will go down?

>> No.54364022
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Should i LONG OIL? Serious answers only

>> No.54364030
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>>54364008
Have you considered puts on UFO?

>> No.54364033

>>54364008
same things with my aapl calls.
Shitty market is doing nothing

>> No.54364037
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54364037

What is the future of regional banking?

>> No.54364048

>>54364019
NVDA
it green too long, now need to be red for while

>> No.54364049

>>54362895
I agree with this. it's the right solution to the american school problem. would be nice to see teachers shoot kids who behave badly.

>> No.54364057

>>54364022
not the worst short - med term idea at this time imo

>> No.54364058

Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled.

>> No.54364059

>>54364022
Well Biden SPR dumps resume next week.

>> No.54364061

buying boil at 3.40

>> No.54364063
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>>54364008
>>54364030
No. NO! I'm already having to deal with CRBP pajeet today, I absolutely will not tolerate any Anya posting. I don't want to see that disgusting alien goblin today.

>> No.54364068
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54364068

I miss when number used to go up

>> No.54364069

>>54364037
FRC baggies just got cock slapped by that red dildo again. my guess is not great.

>> No.54364071
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>>54364058
Good. I was only willing to risk $0 anyway.

>> No.54364072

>>54364048
Shorting NVDA seems like shorting TSLA imo

>> No.54364077

I fucking hate the stock market. It's controlled by illuminati and a hand full of large institutions.

>> No.54364079
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where is my promised crash I'm waiting since October

>> No.54364081
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>>54363972
Reminder that AQB is down 5 times less than S&P. Know where the value actually is

>> No.54364085
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>>54364077
>>54364077

>> No.54364086
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>>54364030
I will now
>>54364033
I hate crabs more than mumus baka

>> No.54364088

>>54364079
stock market crash machine broke

>> No.54364096

>>54364081
trans salmon are salmon too, correct?

>> No.54364097

>>54364063
OK, OK, because you shilled JNUG I'll let you choose what celebrity we use as coombait.

>> No.54364099

>bought WISH at .3622
>now it’s at .3791
I’m feeling good

>> No.54364111
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>>54364063
You will love anya

>> No.54364112
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>>54364096
>"You will never be a real fish" condenses to YWNBARF

>> No.54364121

>>54364097
I'll give you 2 choices. You can post the little Mexican tranny that played Wednesday, or your choice of anime girl.

>> No.54364120

NG generational bottom this very moement

>> No.54364131
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>>54364063
here let lizzie make it better

>> No.54364134
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>>54364096
yes

>> No.54364139

We've been crabbing for like 6 months now
I'm bored

>> No.54364140

Are we still bullish on SKYT?

>> No.54364141

do you fucking retards actually talk to women or do you just masturbate to underage anime whores

>> No.54364144

>>54364099
id sell now that you posted...

>> No.54364152

>>54364139
best times to ping pong

>> No.54364156

>>54364120
What's up with 30mil volume candle on BOI:?

>> No.54364161
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>>54364121
Fair enough. So what plays are you looking at next?

>> No.54364160

>>54364141

I do an it's awful. Not recommended.

>> No.54364162

>>54364141
I don't have anything in common with women my age
Why would I talk to the.

>> No.54364172
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54364172

DKNG shareholders spend $130 grand for their ratshit CEO to take his family to super bowl. Jesus christ lol

>> No.54364173

>>54364139
Its been crabbing around 3900 for a year

>> No.54364174

>banks red again
I really need to just start swing trading this stupid shit at this point.

>> No.54364178

>>54364156
SJIM?

>> No.54364179

I was shilling LOVE this month. Everyone ignored me. You now have to apologize to me now.

>> No.54364180
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>>54364096
no, no.

>> No.54364185

>>54364141
>do you fucking retards actually talk to women or do you just masturbate to underage anime whores

i used to, but it is not worth the feelings of rejection for me anymore. i will be friendly with them irl if talked to, though it hard to hide my resentment and i think they know.

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>>54364131
Replacing one alien with another doesn't rid anything.
>>54364161
DB puts, although I'm going to roll them out longer tomorrow, and June UONE calls.

>> No.54364190

>>54364172
Writing off bullshit business expenses is one thing but god damn... that's an alpha move right there.

>> No.54364191
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>>54364179
*ignores you but steals your trade idea

>> No.54364205
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>>54364187
listen i will ignore your libel against my wife since you're having a hard day
i'll even let you take a peek at one of my anime waifus as an olive branch

>> No.54364207
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54364207

https://twitter.com/dharmatrade/status/1640150080647991296

>> No.54364208

>>54364190
Anyone who is still long DKNG is just mind bogglingly stupid. This is a company that will dilute every last penny out of shareholders so that the company management can pay for strippers and booze

>> No.54364209

>>54364112
>YWNBARF
i will meme this forever

>> No.54364216

>>54364079
2 more weeks

>> No.54364217

>>54364172
I was thinking of long holding DKNG. Would this be a good idea? I always see it shilled by WWE, NBA & other places

>> No.54364219

>>54364172
Kek. Probably spent it all at an AirBNB in Phoenix. I know people who rented out studio apartments for $2000/night.

>> No.54364226
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>>54364191
Ok. that's good enough for me

>> No.54364228

>>54364208
gambletards getting what they deserve desu, these gambling co's remind me of shitty weed cos from a couple of years ago

>> No.54364229
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54364229

Spoonfeed me stocks right now

>> No.54364238

>>54364172
TBEV did this when they scammed thousands out of 10s of thousands. I hope God deals them justice.

InItToWinIt

>> No.54364241

>>54364217
No. Stop, do not do that. Do not be a bastard cheesebreath bhenchode, do NOT buy DKNG.

>> No.54364244

>>54364229
Well there's this scrappy upstart graphics card maker trading under the ticker NVDA...

>> No.54364251
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>>54364185
I abandoned 3dpd about 7 years ago and opted to take the 2dpill. A happy marriage and 2 beautiful children later, it was the smartest choice I've ever made.
Love from Kazakhstan

>> No.54364252

>>54364229
conservative portfolio of 100% SQQQ

>> No.54364262

>>54364251
why is your anime daughter black bro? Did you get cucked in your made up anime universe wtf

>> No.54364268
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54364268

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.54364267
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>>54364229
FRC

>> No.54364269

>>54364251
If that's the daughter, I'm afraid you might not be the father. I'd recommend DNA testing.

>> No.54364272
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>>54364262
I'm not going over this again...

>> No.54364273

>>54364174

Banks just can't stop being irresponsible, it is in their nature to cum-cum.

>> No.54364280

>>54364251
It is really neat how in that photo they are standing right at the edge of the shadow of Mt Fuji with your wife on one side and daughter on the other. Super neat.

>> No.54364289
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>>54364251
Explain

>> No.54364294

How do you value a company like PETS? It has has market cap of $335M, and generates anually around $280M in revenue and $30M in profit. They've a $100M in cash and no debt, so if the business were to be liquidated it would each shareholder would get 100/20=$5. It's a pretty old company and gives a high dividend, but the prospects seem poor. What do you think?

>> No.54364300

>>54364280
Well I'm glad you actually get it. And it's not actually Mt. Fuji, it's a cherry blossom tree casting shade.

>> No.54364304

>>54364262
It was the shade from the cherry blossom tree

>> No.54364305
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>>54364262
he said it's the shadow of the cherry blossom tree and I believe him

>> No.54364306

>>54364229
I'm shorting ARKK and bonds right now.

>> No.54364308

so glad I sold boil for only a 10% loss

imagine buying boil ever, lol

>> No.54364309

>>54364268

>Banks and government are strong!
>4.7 Trillion in new taxes
PIVVOT!

>> No.54364320

>>54364268
FWIW that's probably some gay Jew bullshit where it's $470 billion/year for 10 years.

>> No.54364323

>>54364304
>>54364305
wow, you guys fell for this obvious lie, sad!

>> No.54364328

>>54364300
Nope, it's Mt Fuji. Cope.

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>>54364305
Thanks, whatever you're invested in will be very profitable starting right now.

>> No.54364338
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>>54364251
>Rocker is actually a black man with whiteface
>lusts after white FAGMAN who paints himself black
Is this the best love story of this decade? So powerful

>> No.54364348
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>>54364300
>an*me gook faggot
>coping about being a cuck in his chinky cartoon universe

These are the niggers on /smg/

>> No.54364349
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>>54364338
Calling Rocker a "man" is quite a stretch desu

>> No.54364355

>>54364306
Shorting innovation is a recipe for disaster

>> No.54364367
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>>54364309
>>54364320
>The top combined marginal rate on individual income would rise to 45.4%, the top rate on capital gains income would increase to 49.8%, and the top rate on corporate income would grow to 32.2%. The combined integrated rate on corporate income would rise to an astonishing 66.0%.

>> No.54364369

>>54364228
SNDL still makes me fucking kek every single time

>> No.54364387

What do you guys think of my new company idea. Instead of 'Beyond Meat' it will be "Beyond Beets" and will be genetically modified beets infused with genetically modified salmon? Any feedback would be greatly appreciated I think one Mrs Cathie Woods would be VERY interest in this company

>> No.54364388
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54364388

/smg/ got so slow today people just resorted to politics and literal gay porn
I'm thinking something is coming.

>> No.54364394
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>>54364063
Will the Jennifer poster from last thread please post some more?

>> No.54364403
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>>54364388
I've forgotten what volatility looks like.

>> No.54364405

>>54364369
I still have a call that doesn't expire until 2024. I bought it for the lawlz but it's never going to make me money.

>> No.54364407

FRC Baggies

>> No.54364410

>>54364388
this. is. it.

>> No.54364411

>>54364388
shit's fucked, isn't it?

>> No.54364413

why am i fapping on literally no nudes

>> No.54364419
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>>54364355
>t. Cathie

>> No.54364420
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>>54364403
A lot of people have forgotten what volatility looks like so soon? The entirety of 2021 had VIX between 30 and 40.

>> No.54364422
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you know.... this market can chop sides ways long than you can stay solvent...

>> No.54364425

WTHWT?!!?

>> No.54364429
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UHOH MUMU

>> No.54364442

>>54364367
like I said, clearly the banks and government are sound and resilient, managing their budgets correctly and responsibly.

PIVOTT!!!!

>> No.54364444
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>> No.54364445
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54364445

>>54364120
LIMBO LOWAH NOW
HOW
LO
CAN
U
GOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9jKmd1LeZ4

>> No.54364449
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>>54364355
I like this b8

>> No.54364450

>>54364429
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679932583023878.webm

>> No.54364458

>>54364387
>"Beyond Beets"
shut up and take my money

>> No.54364459
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>>54364268
>Biden is a moderate! He won't be any worse than Obama!

>> No.54364460

I have nothing to contribute. I just wish ether my stop loss would trigger or positions see some upwards movement.

>> No.54364464

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING COMPUTER

>> No.54364465
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>>54364444

>> No.54364468

Who the fuck still uses Oil? Wasn't it made illegal?

>> No.54364474

>>54364388
Does this face not give you faith in the system?

>> No.54364476

>>54364387
>>54364458
Get a partnership.
>Beets by Dre
My commission is 5%.

>> No.54364477

post more porn

>> No.54364484
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>>54364464

>> No.54364486

>>54364460
shouldn't have fought the fed dumb mumu

>> No.54364487
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I feel extremely bearish, but am doing the opposite of what I think I'd do normally. So I am buying calls.

>> No.54364490

>>54364487
Based reverse-yourself investor

>> No.54364492
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>>54364477
Excuse me there are multiple other boards for such material. Here we discuss whether PLBY is a buy at these levels.

>> No.54364496

>>54364059
WHAT
ARE YOU SERIOUS

>> No.54364497
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>>54364477
No, /smg/ is a tasteful thread for people who watch futures.

Come to think of it it should be called /futures general/.

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>>54364394
Not him. But here you go anon.

>> No.54364500

>>54364477
(.)(.)
v

>> No.54364505
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>>54364496
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-sell-26-mln-bbls-oil-reserves-mandated-by-congress-2023-02-13/

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>>54364477

>> No.54364512

>>54364487
gotta clown to make it in the clown world/market

>> No.54364511

>>54364497
is this real?!

>> No.54364516
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54364516

Reminder that if your portfolio has less than 100 positions it means you are not managing risk properly and should buy ETFs instead

>> No.54364517

>>54364262
The cherry blossom shadow only falls on one person. This is considered a blessing.

>> No.54364519

>>54364497
As fun as it is to look at futures, I'm not aware of a single poster that actually trades them, aside from maybe 1 eurocuck.

>> No.54364520

>>54364079
why didn't you short banks when they started hiking rates?

>> No.54364525
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>>54364511
real and spectacular

>> No.54364527

>>54364498
Ok I'm jacking off to this later

>> No.54364528

>>54364500
>can't triforce

>> No.54364532

>>54364516
imagine not just shorting the nasdaq
what a clown

>> No.54364535

>>54364505
Anon I don't think you can read

>> No.54364540

>>54364528
cant porn text post i guess

>> No.54364541

Bros, why is line going down? I sold my SQQQ for a loss on Friday

>> No.54364542
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>>54364519
How do you think I'm shorting bonds?

>>54364511
The 1970s were a different time, people knew how to have fun with guns.

>> No.54364550

>>54364535
>The DOE said bids on the oil are due on Feb. 28 and that the oil would be delivered from April 1 to June 30.

>> No.54364554

>>54364541
Because you sold your baggies kekkers

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>>54364492

PLBY has been my worst performing stock. I kept catching the knife too. Down like 80-90%. I see young people rocking playboy merch, and it is the fucking namebrand for sex symbol, but it still is a failing stock. Such a shame.

>> No.54364562

>>54364500
(.)(.)
v

>> No.54364563

>>54364542
>How do you think I'm shorting bonds?
TLT is the usual method.

>> No.54364565

>>54364525
this is badly photoshopped

>> No.54364568

>>54364560
Maybe those are all Southeast Asian counterfeits?

>> No.54364597

Lower.

>> No.54364598

>>54364388
I am buying pure shit just to watch it go down so I can feel something

>> No.54364599

>>54364208
>>54364190
>>54364172
He obviously went there so he could rub elbows/lobby with the decision makers at the NFL and solidate DraftKing's position as the official betting partner of the NFL. Think of it as an investment by the company, vicariously through the shareholders, in securing their hold. It's obvious in these threads who is a tradie and who actually has business acumen

>> No.54364600

>>54364560
Kek playboy seriously? They died the minute they went woke. Plus all of their merch is specifically marketed to white trash women. There was never any money to be made from that IPO.

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>>54364528

>> No.54364610

>>54364563
Well not me, I'm shorting June contracts, although technically they're forwards and not real deal futures because we Yuropoors like to do things a liiittle bit differently down in our parts.

>> No.54364618
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>>54364532
this you?

>> No.54364621
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54364621

Oh no! don't heem the market bobo, that would be bad

>> No.54364630

portfolio just crawled from -75% to -50% since selling boil for a big boy loss in early 2022 :')

>> No.54364632

>>54364618
you wish buddy
I have $35k into SQQQ at a $32.50/share cost basis

>> No.54364634

>>54364600
>never any money to be made from that IPO.
based and shrude business take

>> No.54364644

Did cramer make that post about shorting NASDAQ at it's top?

>> No.54364645

>>54364599
I am guaranteeing that you do no not know anything about DKNG's business model. These were for the CEO's family you fucking moron, not the CEO himself.

So yes, shareholders are paying for some white kid using his dad's money to buy Xanax / cocaine

>> No.54364646
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>>54364630
Nice brother.

>t. fellow member of the -50% club

>> No.54364649
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54364649

Leanhog computer bros, I don't feel so good

>> No.54364650

>>54364497
Those bullets were clearly going to miss her. Why put your hand in front of them. Even wonder women are retarded.

>> No.54364653
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54364653

>>54363972
Sell ze options and collect a credit
Theta is your fren in a crab market

>> No.54364656
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54364656

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
>>54364477
Sir this is a dignified thread for intellectual wagering

>> No.54364663

>>54364644
Nailed the top tick on March 21st, yup: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/invite-funeral-jim-cramer-makes-150000942.html

>> No.54364676

How the hell is my portfolio crabbing today? I only hold options right now, that's supposed to prevent this.

>> No.54364679

>>54364650
It's not for self-defence, it's for protecting the innocent. She protected the thing behind her, although not all shots were on target either but that's women for you.

>> No.54364693

>>54364141
i have herpes so im insecure. but maybe that means me and the whores have something in common to talk about now that i think about it.

>> No.54364694
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54364694

>>54364394
YW

>> No.54364702

Why did the vix just spike

>> No.54364714

>>54364702
Market realized joe biden and janet yellen are uniroincally making decisions for amerikka

>> No.54364715

>>54364650
That show only existed to show off Lynda's sexy body
Don't question it

>> No.54364724
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54364724

Metals are mooning btw

>> No.54364723

>>54364693
Unironically about 80% of women have herpes because they're all whores, you have nothing to worry about.

>> No.54364726

>>54364693
Don’t people with herpes have their own dating sites?

>> No.54364727

>>54364702
it's happening....

>> No.54364728
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54364728

Henlo, can the market please go down since I lost my job? Yes, I'll hold.

>> No.54364731
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54364731

KNEEL BEFORE ME MUMU FUCKING SHIT

>> No.54364734

>>54364702
50cent is pomping it again?

>> No.54364738
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54364738

>>54364656
She looks like she fucks pokemon

>>54364676
Welcome to the crab dimension

>> No.54364739

>>54364726
>hey uh, nice herpes you have. want to see mine?

>> No.54364740
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54364740

>BOIL
HOW LONG, HOW LONG WILL I SLIDE?
SEPARATE MY SIDEEEEEEEEEE
I DON'T
I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S BAAAAAAAAAD
SLIT MY THROAT, IT'S ALL I EVER

>> No.54364748

>>54364731
That's the top of the market for the next 10 years flag

>> No.54364750

>>54364550
It's already been removed from the overall number. In other words, it's been dumped.
Deliveries are completely different from bids, dumbass.

>> No.54364759

>>54364714
>>54364727
>>54364734
Huh?

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>>54364646
brother,
>picrel if started investing in 2020

>> No.54364762

>>54364702
>muh 0dt-ACK

>>54364734
>he thinks the VIX index can be pumped by buying VIX calls
Jesus...

>> No.54364764

>>54364388
Would you look at that, the moment I posted we started going down.

>> No.54364766

>>54364226
Biggus Dickus

>> No.54364767

>>54364750
>People who need oil in March buy it
>They will no longer be buying oil in April
Please look up what supply and demand are.

>> No.54364769

>>54364762
>he doesnt think 50cent moves the VIX
look at this guy

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54364773

>>54364726
They do indeed

>> No.54364774

if the market is going down why is SOXS not going up? debunked

>> No.54364782

>>54364774
MU hedgies are pumping it in advance of earnings.

>> No.54364789

What do you guys think about SANM? They implement end-to-end solutions for manufacturers. I wonder if they could see further growth, considering that at least some production is supposed to come back to USA

>> No.54364791

>>54364773
That has to be a troll account.

>> No.54364792

>>54364750
I can't tell whether this is intended to be a serious post.

>> No.54364793

>>54364141
Why the fuck would I want to talk to women

>> No.54364798

just when you think we have reached peak jewmarket

>> No.54364805

VIBE WITH ME FRENS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idu77AD_f8A

>> No.54364819

>>54364773
I expect nothing less from clown world

>> No.54364825

>>54364759
There was someone who took a fuckton of calls for the VIX spiking to 50 in mid may back in early march/late feb

>> No.54364826

>>54364789
Manufacturing? During a recession?

>> No.54364827

Is all of this because of the congressional hearing? What snapped the market back to reality?

>> No.54364828

>AMZN

why is that shit dumping so much today?

>> No.54364844

>>54364825
Good lets hope

>> No.54364843

>>54364827
What are they even discussing

>> No.54364847

>>54364828
This is what they get for not putting more money into Lawrdy of dem Rangz remake.

>> No.54364849

You guys ready to waste your entire 30s on a crab market?

>> No.54364851

>>54364805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGm5w3cdU_A

>> No.54364852

>>54364828
investors are remembering that rangs of powa season 2 is coming

>> No.54364853

>>54364826
Yes, people do invest money during recession, believe it or not. It's actually good moment to invest if you have spare cash because it allows you to take advantage of cheaper job market and materials. Only middle-class will get heemed as always.

>> No.54364860

>>54364827
That's over now.
>>54364843
The baking system is strong and resilient (tm)

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54364867

ah payday
let's just re-calculate my networth since last month, add the full month salary on top and...

>> No.54364868

>>54364849
Going to be much more than a decade my friend. We are headed into a 60+ year nikkei market.

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>>54364852
>mfw I beat anon to the Rangz joke

>> No.54364872

>>54364773
>piss jugs and hates europoors
Um I'm thinking based. Something something SPY financial advice.

>> No.54364876

>>54364843
>>54364827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mlxYxFSxys

Every time congress and senet speak the country learns just how fucking incompetent our leadership is.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mlxYxFSxys

>> No.54364882 [DELETED] 

>>54364079
Shemitah was the bottom

>> No.54364883
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54364883

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>54364738
>She looks like she fucks pokemon
It's strongly implied.

>> No.54364885

>>54364868
I'm glad that literally isn't possible because Republicans exist.

>> No.54364900

Another potential good buy: WMK (Weis Markets)
Very good balance sheet, profitable, no debt whch allows it to undercut competitors. Also it actually grown in 2022, so management seems to know what they are doing.
They also got decent reviews on Google Maps.
Although let's be honest, nobody reads this because most people here come to masturbate to goblina pics.

>> No.54364901

>>54364828
Have you seen their new Amazon commercial? Never seen a worse commercial in my life. Its an ugly girl with mustache and she tries to look like whats his face and dances around gross as fuck. Quite a visually disturbing commercial. At this point what is amazon going to do anyways? They blow all their profits meanwhile competitors are taking market share from them

>> No.54364904

>>54364849
30s as in the 2030s or did you mean age

>> No.54364906

>>54364867
It's More?!?! I wanna get a magraitavill blender.

>> No.54364913

>>54364767
Non sequitur reply. I'm talking about them dumping more SPR next week like you claimed. Nothing says Biden is dumping next week except into his adult diapers.
>>54364792
Stfu bitch

>> No.54364916

>>54364901
Amazon isn't even that cheap anymore fuck those cucks desu broseph

>> No.54364918

>>54364904
Age
Everyone here is 25-30

>> No.54364919

>>54364885
It will be, the market the global economy are all interconnected like a giant web. When one side of the web experience a trend the rest of the web will feel the ripple down the line eventually.

>> No.54364929

>>54364913
Well I sure hope you're trolling. Otherwise good luck with your UCO or OXY bags or whatever.

>> No.54364933

>>54364918
i'm 31 :(

>> No.54364934

>>54364913
>Biden is dumping next week except into his adult diapers.
I would put money on it.

>> No.54364948

>>54364900
Wtf I used to stock shelves at a Wei’s
When did they go public? I thought that was a family run company

>> No.54364952

>>54364900
Shoulda bought that about a week ago week ago week ago

>> No.54364957

>>54364919
The US will always own the world market and that will literally never change.

>> No.54364960

>>54364919
>the market the global economy are all interconnected like a giant web.

Like a gateway to the Alt-Right?

>> No.54364961

>>54364791
It is, someone made it to have fun with a namefag on /sp/ a long time ago.

>> No.54364973

>>54364901
I just watched it. What the actual fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIn6sdBKSzk
Lets say it's a simple commercial where something nice happens on screen and thus you associate good things with the company. Do they really think that signaling to the dumbest liberals and mustachioed women will offset the draw real beauty would have in this context? I would have loved to be a fly on the wall where this idea was conceived and accepted.

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>>54364918
12/f/cali

>> No.54364975

(You):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMnmp94uEs

>> No.54364978

>>54364918
Oh, ok. Just keep in mind, being underage on 4chan is a bannable offence.

>> No.54364989
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54364989

I broke my 15 day no fap streak yesterday after finding out it's going to take another 30 days to start trading the way I want. Going to try and go for 30 days this time in anticipation of my margin becoming available for spicy play time. Two weeks seems to be my max so far, how do you go for another two weeks. Restarting the counter tomorrow

>> No.54364991

>>54364974
3 day incoming

f

>> No.54364990

>Amazon lost my parcel in transit worth £300 bong pound
>Probably the jeet driver couldn't be fucked to deliver it, or stole it
>Says they will refund in "upto" two weeks once the "return" has been processed
>Wtf?
>Spend 30mins with their jeet support going round in circles

Epic customer service brah.

>> No.54365015

>>54364989
>I broke my 15 day no fap streak yesterday
you must have been reeking of T like a chad. well done!

>> No.54365016

>>54364990
I love Amazon they always refund my shit even though I've lied about like 6 packages being delivered to the wrong place and got a refund. The trick is to do it once a year so you don't get caught for abuse.

>> No.54365023

>>54364975
lmao another one who followed my "investment advice"

HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

NIGGER

>> No.54365025

>>54364974
>f
Yeah, no.

>> No.54365031

>>54364990
I'm pretty sure their Jeet support runs scams on the side. They asked for my phone number and then I started getting spam calls right after dealing with a similar issue. Amazon usually is pretty good about returns and shipping errors caused by them. At least in muttland.

>> No.54365035

>>54364773
If lex is real, he would post here.

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>>54364918
36 next month

>> No.54365041
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54365041

>>54364974
Do zoomers and sub-zoomers even a/s/l anymore?

>> No.54365043
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54365043

>>54364952
Sure, would be a better entry point. If something looks solid I simply buy though, I don't care that much about chart.

>>54364948
>family run company
Looks like they expanded quite a lot then kek

>> No.54365057

>>54365040
>DE
BASED
I' m 50

>> No.54365068

buy fas retards

>> No.54365069

>>54365040
i died laughing

Oh btw- Banks biggest threat is global warming and inclusion policy.

>> No.54365076
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54365076

stock market more like boring market
if banks dipping ~4% is considered a "Happening" its getting pretty fucking boring

>bu- but le Fed bailo-
booooooooooooring, nothing ever happens

>> No.54365086

>>54365015
The T helps you make objective market decisions. I realized the coom/market connection last summer when I first started trading.

>> No.54365087

>>54365040
kek

>> No.54365090
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54365090

>>54364918
I'm 39

>> No.54365094

>>54364973
What in god's name? What the fuck is wrong with these people. We really did let all the mentally ill people go to college and take all positions of power didn't we?

>> No.54365097

I shorted OIL. Up 5%

>> No.54365102
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54365102

>>54365043
Wait wait... the city of "brothery love" was named by globohomo agenda!?!?!?!

>> No.54365112

>>54365015
Does T still pay a good dividend?

>> No.54365115

>>54365086
based day trader who learns from mistakes and sticks with the plan.

>> No.54365130

>>54364973
I don't even want to click on this. The description was horrible enough.

>> No.54365133

>>54365112
yup, its grows bigger every year

>> No.54365134

UONE

>> No.54365137

Are you ready to buy the dip back to green on the day? Hope you’ve loaded up on 0DTE calls!

>> No.54365146
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54365146

>>54365076
Crashes are slow then fast.

>> No.54365148

>>54365043
Oh good the one I worked at isn’t a pin on that map, I haven’t doxxed myself. Yes they’ve always been pretty big for a regional chain, and had a lot of stores. I just always expected them to stay privately owned though.
Looks like they IPOd in 2016, long after I moved on.

>> No.54365151

https://www.youtube.com/live/2OIVZFGUj4U?feature=share

>> No.54365154

>>54363972
whats something harder to do than predicting the markets

>> No.54365157

>>54364973
Why are white people at the Amazon offices making these ads so fucking unbearable. I do not want to see some bitch with a mustache

>> No.54365168

new

>>54365153
>>54365153
>>54365153

>> No.54365173

>>54365130
No, click on it. You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

>> No.54365181

>>54365137
nasdaq is headed down to 12450 support at least.

>> No.54365191
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54365191

>>54365168
Too early

>> No.54365192

>>54365168
>284 posts
????

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54365196

>>54364081
How the average AQB holder describes themself.

>> No.54365202

>>54365134
Yes

>> No.54365210

>>54365173
I clicked on it.
FUCK

>> No.54365215

>>54365168
perfectiongirl.png
Too soon

>> No.54365228

>>54364973
Still would.

>> No.54365235

>>54365196
Based AQB holder is probably drowning in pussy, and in genetically modified super salmon

>> No.54365247

>>54365016
I wanted to do this once, but I don't want to fuck over small sellers selling through amazon.
Their system fucks them over big time. Say you order something from Canada and live in Easter Europe. Amazon will promise a delivery time of 2 weeks max even for the cheapest delivery option. If it doesn't arrive and you refund because of that, you will likely still get the stuff, but also get the money. Amazon takes basically no loss while the third party selling through them is fucked, through no fault of their own, because amazon is retarded and underestimated delivery times. I didn't have the heart to do this to some small company from rural Canada.
Companies hate selling through them, but are basically forced through because of their market share.

>> No.54365251

>>54365168
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
EARLY BAKER GOT BTFO AGAIN BY THE BASED JANNIES

>> No.54365258

>>54365196
>OSRS
Winwar

>> No.54365266
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54365266

HE DOES IT FOR FREEEEEE!

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>>54365168
Idiot

>> No.54365274

>>54365115
>who learns from mistakes and sticks with the plan.
We have a plan. $25k earning the risk free rate of return always. $5k to goomble with. $150 - $250 maximum single position loss. $250/$5000=5% of my goombling stash. Zero exceptions to that

>> No.54365275

BOIL DONE HIT THA TREE FOETEES
>BOIL DONE HIT THA TREE FOETEES
BOIL DONE HIT THA TREE FOETEES

>> No.54365288

>>54365274
>$150 - $250 maximum single position loss.
well done.

>> No.54365293

>>54365275
it is written

>> No.54365295

>>54365275
I'm not seeing nearly enough bragging from the KOLD kall klan.

>> No.54365298

>>54365275
CRAMER KNOWS HIS SHIT
HOLY FUCK I SHOULD HAVE HELD MY KOLD

>> No.54365301

>>54364828
>>54364847
>>54364852
>>54364901

AMZN buying AMC rumour kekekekekke

https://www.intersect.news/p/amazon-investing-amc-movie-theater

>> No.54365303

>new faggot jannie fell for the guy who yells "early baker" each time

lmao

>> No.54365309

FRC felchers, how you holding up?

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54365310

>>54365168

>> No.54365331

>>54365309
Aren't they being taken over? So shouldn't they have announced a price or some shit?

>> No.54365332

>>54365309
sold yesterday morning buy again today at 12.50
Buy and hold chuds don't get gains like swingers do

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54365336

new
>>54365318
>>54365318
>>54365318

>> No.54365340

>>54365301
Probably a smart idea, their streaming service is absolutely terrible and literally no one would use it except its forced in with prime.

>> No.54365343

New
>>54365339
>>54365339
>>54365339

>> No.54365350

>2 /smg/s
lmao

>> No.54365355

>>54365336
>>54365343
>This is what happens when you don't early bake.
We literally can't win.

>> No.54365371

>>54365343
>>54365336
Retards
>>54365355
No, this is why you announce your bakes

>> No.54365379

>>54365371
i baked at the appropriate time, so kys nigger

>> No.54365391

>>54365379
Announce your bake double nigger

>> No.54365406

>>54365288
I'm embarrassed to say how much tuition it cost me to figure out that simple math that you already know in your heart to begin with