/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just scalped $14 back from the $50 I lost trying to scalp on BOIL yesterday by shorting that BOIL spike with KOLD for a few minutes. This used the last of my settled funds so now I can only buy longs for a day or two, but am now back below $200 in net losses. I am a master genius trader.

I shorted tesla again and got heemed

First.

>>54362580
wfhchads make that sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes browsing /biz/ on their phone

>>54362584
short more

What the fuck happened to the last thread?

>>54362580
Yes, and your gif is cool af

>>54362580
seek help
invest in real companies that can return capital to shareholders
please stop this anon

I guess this is nothing French bros?
https://twitter.com/radarhits/status/1640687811656392706

im tempted to buy NVDA puts but last time I did I got raped, and (((they))) just raised PT to 300, what a JOKE

>>54362584
youre only suppose to short or long tesla whenever musk (indirectly) tells you too

Reminder I could heem everyone itt

>>54362602
Don't sit on the toilet that long, it will cause hemorrhoids.

>>54362607
early poster got btfo by the jannies

>>54361649
We get them on 5x leveraged CFDs, that's how I short ARKK

>>54362621
>https://twitter.com/radarhits/status/1640687811656392706
did that link surrender or what?

>>54362607
Someone insulted the chosen tribe

Got some test injections so that I can fufill my dream of being a male stockbroker. How do I look?

Finally, it's time for OIL to make a comeback.

>>54362607
the dilator slipped out and accidentally pressed the delete thread button, xhe’s already apologized

The banking system is strong and resilient, did you hear guys? We are saved.

>>54362661
tfw no Tomboy school shooter gf

Uh oh frogbros

>>54362665
What is the bull thesis for oil?

>Yeah the Fed just generated billions out of thin air and called them loans and said they'll totally generate more BUT IT'S NOT QE OR A PIVOT!!!!!!
>There's nothing to pivot to!!!! Don't you understand?! It's not like they make the rules and aren't held accountable by anyone!!!!
>I am genuinely concerned that a bunch of faggot hedge fund playground banks are failing because they had literally zero risk management on staff and everyone knows that the US economy NEEDS these shitty banks sucking all the money into their worthless startups!!!!!

Wow bears are fucking losing it man

>>54362607
I posted picrel and the janny deleted the thread. Happens everytime

>>54362661
looks like a kieran culkin cosplay

>>54362607
its over

>>54362619
>invest in real companies that can return capital to shareholders
Not till the bottom is in, son. I am waiting on the fullest depths of the crash to come before I boomer into DE.

Should I just put my half a million usd into a vanguard fund and forget about it?

DE-DOLLARIZATION

>>54362661
Perhaps she would have shot up a school if she got a proper dicking for once. You could have prevented this /smg/ but you did nothing.

>>54362652
Depends on if 100 billion worth of fraud of 5 big French banks is legit or not.

>>54362695
>cum-cum

>>54362649
wtf I love jannies now

>>54362685
>misgendering does not make anything better

>>54362626
Im finally green should i sell?

>>54362698

Line went down a lot, so now it should go up

>>54362725
By that I mean them getting raided.

>>54362701
so this is the /biz/ equivalent of that one /x/ alien pic, huh?

>>54362695
>raided???

What did the Radar blip mean by this?

My guess it has to do with how fucked their pension system is and it is about to go under

>Force age increase on retirement
> England had to bail out their pension fund already, almost fucked it all up.
>USA paying Ukrainians pensions

Hmmmmm- maybe, just maybe the corrupt bankers lost it all... again.

>>54362695
Strange how all these things happen at once

>>54362714
Please stop doing this, son.
stop gambling on leveraged ETFs, son.

>>54362733
how more transhooters do we need before I can tell HR I'm scared our diversity hire is going to shoot up our workplace?

>>54362733
two wrongs dont make a right

>>54362661
>>54362685
>>54362703
>>54362723
It was literally a troon.

>>54362661
>white people

neighbours
lick your bum and taste the flavours
chocolate strawberry and vanilla
the perfect treat for after dinner

>>54362695
Thanks for saving an image, its a pain screenshotting on this phone.

>>54362733
I'm enjoying these Twitter posts on the topic, post more.

>>54362770
it was a femcel that became a troon, as is so often the case

>>54362699
>BUT IT'S NOT QE OR A PIVOT!!!!!!
things that were not said. Bears are saying it is QE. It is not a pivot it is laterally QE to try and not keep the house of cards from falling... by putting more cards on top...

Why don't they increase the bump limit to like 600 or whatever as they have in /sp/ for /biz/ threads?

>>54362695
You love to see it kek
Remember to fuel your bodies anons. Eat healthy if you can. Good fuel for body is good fuel for brain.

>we wuz school shooters n shiet

Fried chicken day June 19th. You’re buying nigger stock, right anon?

>>54362797
>people who think some 3rd party data mining app will help them control their irresponsible spending are eating goyslop!

>>54362770
just a confused tomboy. someone post the picture of the tomboy being mindcontrolled to think shes Troon

>>54362796
Wheres the fun in that, then fewer people get to become a baker

>>54362797
>Rubio's +15%

holy shit i went there a couple weeks ago, its basically pacific baja mexican healthy food. pretty fucking solid honestly. if you want a healthier, more seafood-oriented option for Mexican food, i recommend Rubio's. Maybe not exactly a "sit down" place. It's casual. Red Lobster sucks except for their biscuits.

IHOP is infuriatingly expensive now but the pancakes are solid still.

I don't know what the fuck Harveys is.

>>54362770
Yes, in aware, but it was a FtM which means she has a pussy and could have been coomed in. When femcels finally get laid, they turn into trad women.

>>54362768
No but misgendering isn’t wrong. So this is right.

>GIVE ME THE SOXL_SHILL AND NO ONE ELSE GETS HURT

>>54362834
Hard to get any more guns per person than Tennessee lmao. Should be the safest place on earth according to Conservitards

>>54362766
You have to lay the ground work first. Get some magazines and and literature that deal with guns and start leaving them near they/themes workspace.

>>54362765
I would have made a reasonable amount better if I had not pussied out on a good UPRO dip when I saw it.

>>54362812
Doesn't KFC have the double decker back? Popeyes and gangster bitches aren't hitting but I know niggas really digging peach flavor lately, wines specifically. Crown Royal is rolling out more pints of it's peach too.
This isn't going to be a bit flavor for Summer, too early, I'd wager there's a lot of leftover peach from over Winter.

>>54362580
Tangential but settled funds are the gayest bullshit ever. Fucking 1960s ass manual processing faggotry.

If the shares are sold, I want my fucking money.

>>54362661
>How do I look?
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1640722557111357441

>>54362834
Why even dress like this?? Camo pants and a backwards red baseball cap? Are you cosplaying as a school shooter from the 90s? Seriously, I would think that person is a school shooter from a mile away, who was supposed to be making sure this type of obvious faggot didn't get into the school?

Imagine being called Rex and getting paid for shoot trannies, what a Chad

>>54362846
Schools are a no gun zone. You can’t bring your guns there unless you’rea school shooter

>SOXL_SHILL spotted I'm going in

>>54362846
Funny how 100% of shootings with victims that aren't the shooter are in places where guns are banned.

>>54362695
I ain't trusting shit until Walter Bloomberg confirms. Or at least Fight Club Brad Pitt.

>>54362834
Did this tranny wear a red hat to make everyone think this it is a republican?

>>54362776

>>54362829
Red lobster used to be fucking delicious before they went full shrinkflation Jew. An ultimate feast used to be $20, and their Cajun chicken pasta was god tier and a massive portion. Now an ultimate feast is 40 fucking dollars and their Cajun chicken pasta is basically a cup of pasta. It's embarrassing.

>>54362852
Agreed. I have to be in a cash account to avoid PDT but dealing with GFV is only...*marginally* preferable.

I looked several times at the address bar to make sure I didn't end up on /pol/ by accident.

>>54362849
>pic
Holy shit, what happened to him? Did he get mauled by the bear market?

>>54362871
>>54362866
The clear and obvious solution to this is giving the teachers guns. I want to see every American teacher with at least a handgun on them at all times. I also want every school to pray much, much harder than they were doing at this school in Tennessee. Those kids were not armed nearly well enough and they were not instructed to pray nearly hard enough.

Fucking nigger faggot crab market I want to rip someone’s fucking head off this shit‘s so annoying.

>>54362892
If it was /pol/ we'd have flags.

>>54362892
i guess on boring days like these is when all the political talk comes out.

>>54362895
Ser, I need a new JAVA microservice done by tonight. Please do the needful.

>>54362881
>Cajun chicken pasta
Hahahaha holy fuck, this reminds me that i have SO much white-american and black-american food to explore. I legitimately shelter myself from these goyslop delicacies on purpose so i don't end up looking like the hambeast people from Wall-E, as most Americans are these days

>>54362894
I hate smallhats

>>54362895
Cry harder, leftard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mlxYxFSxys

Don't worry yall!! Our glorious leadership got this and our backs!

>>54362895
>give teachers guns
Have you seen what type of people teachers are? They are woke fucking monsters. Never give those idiots guns. Just put a cop in each school. In my town the highschool has a police officer that just kind of hangs out and gets to know the kids.

>>54362894
He got COVID and meningitis and it collapsed his cervical spine.

UONE

>>54362881
It wasn't even the right image I posted. I think I meant to post this...?
Red Lobster isn't even about lobster it's about cheddar biscuits, besides, isn't it the time to long fancy cheese?

>WWE
Bought leaps last week, Mania is this weekend so I expect pump to continue. Haven't watched in years but I'm keeping my eyes peeled for them selling to the Saudis or whoever. Will probably be ~100 a share according to Meltzer

>>54362892
who would have thought people with money on the line are more pragmatic about things and immune to propaganda..

>>54362932
yea but what stocks are you buying?

>>54362924
what does it mean when cake or thinking of cake makes me feel sick

>>54362905
>>54362904
see link

>>54362916

Stocks are going to zero.

>>54362911
Well don't go to red lobster, it's not the same anymore.
>that will be $40 plus tip

>>54362948
raped by a clown?

>>54362948
Anorexia/body dysmorphia/etc.

>>54362930
Smart man. Bought it at 65 a share a few months back.

>>54362917
>>54362913
>>54362910
What kind of guns do you think we should be giving the teachers? if not the teachers, then what kind of guns should we give the school cops / security / students? I was thinking a nice CZ works and maybe give a few flashbang grenades to the school administrators so there are some projectiles to subdue the next School Shooter ™

>>54362892
/biz/, or at least /smg/, is 90% /pol/ crossposters who like to make money (or try to at least) instead of just doomposting and schizoposting all day long

>>54362901
Post of the Thread right here.

>>54362961
I am skeletor. someone help... please...

>>54362895
What is armed security? What are locked doors? You sound like a faggot

>>54362932
Yeah totally my fellow centipede but this isn't /tomtroon shooter general/

>>54362942
I'm not- I'm trying to warn others to wait until the recession is done bottoming out.

I cant help people much in life but i can share simple but fundamental takes on the economy. So i suggest they just happily look at their account knowing its there. JPOW will hike until inflation is down and then your funds will have minimal loss and your risk mitigation will be successful.

>>54362978
You should be seeking psychiatric help in your condition.

>>54362980
>centipede
What?
>but this isn't /tomtroon shooter general/
agreed and good point.

>>54362978
You are a healthy human being. Ignore the lardasses in this thread.

>>54362580
"Should" have held my KOLD for longer but my desire to claw back some losses outweighed my willingness to take the greed risk. BOIL can remain irrational longer than (You) can remain solvent.

>Rocker's pic of JNUG keeps climbing

>>54362989
I think theres a worm in my body that eats all my food

>>54362979
You are so right, it was the doors that could have prevented this. Our solution the Nashville school shooting and the many other school shootings we suffer from is more guns, more cops, fewer doors, armed teachers, thoughts, prayers, and posts about we would have solved it with our own weapons.

We need stronger doors. We need politicians to swiftly write laws for strengthening school doors. Thank you patriotic American for your valuable input.

>>54362924
I used to be a bartender for years at a red lobster. You guys have no idea just how bad those biscuits are for you. They are pulled out of the oven on 3 different occasions during the baking process and smothered in garlic butter. When you work there, you can eat as many as you want for free. Needless to say I can't even look at them anymore.

>>54362859
>red baseball cap
We all know why they told her to wear that.

>>54363017
I mean, that's also possible, and you can get that checked very easily, but that's unlikely if you feel nauseous at the idea of cake.

>>54362966
Why do you only eat curry? We can smell you from across the office.

OIL
I HAVE PERSISTENT YELLOW OIL LEAKING FROM MY ASS. IT SMELLS BAD. IT STAINS MY UNDERWEAR
HOW DO I PROFIT OFF THIS

>>54363017
eat horse paste

>>54363012
What can I say? I didn't earn the title of /smg/'s best trader by accident.

>>54363018
To pick up my daughter from school I have to buzz a door, slip in my ID that I’m on a specific list of whitelisted people to enter the school, and then I’m only kept in the entrance room the next door is locked and to make it a little more secure they would just have to have a metal detector or security guard there and wow good luck breaking in.

>>54363021
Finally they will ban Limp Bizkit

holy fucking shit

boring day, time to sleep

Crab market makes it so easy to day trade lol. My folio has gone up 4% in the past couple of days because of it to the point where I have goytrading restrictions now

Why do people hate it? Just trade well

im up 9 million%, (a 90,000x) since the start of 2021, ama.

>>54363033
Stop taking Olestra? Or you could fix your diet, it's likely too fatty for you, with little fiber.

>>54363049
It's funny that he's the most documented human being in history

>>54362846
Too many black people

How gay and crabby is today? Congress is grilling bank regulators and XLF is 0.00% changed.

>VIX Calculator
still dying

>>54363040
When some white guy enters your daughter's school through the side door and shoots it up, I'm sure you will backpedal to the "w-well we should've just a-armed the teachers too".

roughly 600% YTD, as well

>>54362895
Watch it Dave. Don’t make us send you more mean tweets.

>>54363049
QRD?

>>54363020
>doesn't realize glazing is a part of cooking
stupid miko
the most dangerous part of working at red lobster would have to be the niggers who come thinking it's fine dining

>>54363039
>taking credit for my suggestion of JNUG and GLD calls
you really are a nasty kike.

>>54362877

>>54363049
The saga continues. Hide your grandma's.

>>54363049
Did some kiwifarms faggot bail him out?

SBUX - long or short?

>>54363064
Who is best girl in konosuba and why is it megumin?

>>54363080
honestly his original tweet made me laugh so fucking hard when i realized how butthurt it made le conservative ultra-patriots. i dont even watch this jew but props to him for hitting the nail on the head with his original tweet

>>54362912
Cool it fren. You never know who is listening

>>54363077
It's because everyone's hedging with 0DTE's. Let Mike Green explain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4AZxMSCIJk

>>54362917
Don’t respond to Dave posters

>>54363118
gimmie the brief rundown

>>54363122
This tweet wouldn't even be that funny if it didn't make every dipshit who wants to arm our teachers and students instead of addressing the core problem seethe.

>>54363088
I can attest, that red lobster is considered top tier dining to niggers. They'd come in all dressed up like they're going to the ritz carlton. They'd order our shitty frozen drinks and ask for "scrimp" and then tip like 3%. That's why I stayed a bartender and not a server. Niggers tip bartenders, not servers.
>>54363090
Many people have brought up gold as a play, I just brought it to the main stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tAAEuyr0k

alright, if MU is gonna pump after earnings, theyre gonna dump it into close, meaning I can sell my SOXS then. if MU is gonna dump after earnings, they will pump it into close and I can hold onto SOXS until AH. just need to wait patiently.

>>54362966
A simple controlled entry/exit plan is all that is needed. Some of you neets never manned an ECP and it shows.

>>54363118
More like because no one's hedging for anything.

>>54363149
>I just brought it to the main stream.
Lol wrong and filtered. I don't argue with disingenuous, fat losers.

>>54363125
It's not so much gamblers driving 0DTE, it's actually institutional hedging because they figured out it's cheaper to hedge daily rather than longer term, at least for the time being. 0DTE doesn't reflect in the VIX calculation because the VIX looks out roughly 30 days give or take. This could possibly result in a rush to longer hedges if there's a big market move causing the VIX to rip. You should listen to the whole interview if you get the time, he explains more such as fund settlement taking multiple days means these 0DTEs also don't show up in risk calculations.

>>54363088
>the most dangerous part of working at red lobster would have to be the niggers who come thinking it's fine dining
You faggots make me want to eat out at these goyslop places so bad. First TXRH, now Red Lobster. FUCK im hungry. I want to take 4 shots of vodka and get an Uber and go to the local Red Lobster and hopefully see a black person or two. Wear basketball shorts and a t-shirt (even though its rainy and 50 degrees outside) and sit across from them. Stare at them the whole time i eat

>>54363088
>the most dangerous part of working at red lobster would have to be the niggers who come thinking it's fine dining
hol up. so you be sayin. if I want to I press a negress I can just take her to red lobster? do they even take amex?

>>54363182
0DTE doesn't show up in the VIX

>>54363089

>my srs ar poo

What did the robot mean by this?

>>54363192
>First TXRH, now Red Lobster. FUCK im hungry. I want to take 4 shots of vodka and get an Uber and go to the local Red Lobster
sounds like fun ngtl idk about the rest of it but have fun.

>>54362877

>>54363203
shut the fuck up about 0dte, what does this have to do with VIX going down in the last few days you brainlet, did the market get hooked on 0dtes 3 days ago?

>>54363107
What was it?

>>54363183
First of all I'm not fat, I'm a hamchad. Secondly, I'm not a loser. I'm married with 2 children. You have a wife? Children? Didn't think so, so why don't you take a seat chud and keep that pie hole of yours shut, before I put my peepee in it.
>>54363192
Red lobster is an alright place. The prices have just gotten out of control for what you get. As sad as this sounds of you do go, stay the hell away from lobster and crab legs. They aren't worth it. I do recommend the lobster topped mash potatoes though. They use langostino lobster, so it doesn't cost nearly as much. Outside of that, I have no idea what their menu looks like anymore.

>>54363241
>0dte, what does this have to do with VIX going down in the last few days you brainlet

Lol - retard.

>>54363241
Vix to the teens B4 a pop back to the 20s. Rinse and repeat until le happooning

>>54363078
>suits and uniforms, inherited power, guns
sounds hot af
>>54362956
that doesn't top the $100 seafood tower i'm afraid. i've been stiffed for less, and the lyft driver couldn't figure out the address.

>>54363107
>>54363146
>>54363192
>there are actual jeets on /smg/
Disgusting.

>>54363241
dumb faggot

>>54363179
Yes if we had military-style entry control point operations across every school in America we would be much safer. We need more guns, military style logistics to get kids in and out of schools, and more Jesus / prayer. These three things are exactly what will help prevent mass shootings, including school shootings.

These are the exact precautions we can take to ensure that firearms no longer stay the number one cause of death for children in the United States. Thank you for your service, I would salute you if my Walmart mobility scooter wasn't impeding me.

>>54363241
uuh sweaty..

>nasd-ACK

>>54362895
Why would a shooter knowingly go to a school that's heavily armed? Libshits like to act like teachers having firearms is the biggest taboo possible but ignore the fact guns were allowed in schools decades ago before school shootings

>>54363265
brah you need help.

I have to wait 30 days to start trading again for my SWVXX to become marginable. Will Schwab still be standing by then?

>>54363281
>this kills the currynigger

Reminder that a common thread in all school shootings is the schools.

Fuck school, guns rule, long SWBI.

>>54363272
The eternal struggle

>>54363293
Because the entire operation was a glowie psy-op designed to destabilize the American population and make sure we hate each other.

>>54363078
The RR ratio of attacking an armed school as a tranny isn't very good. This may cause them to self mutilate more instead of shooting little children, IDK.

Eat SHIT, NVDA

>>54363337
Based.

>>54363293
>>54363313
Why are you guys hating on me, I'm agreeing with you. The statistics and evidence (my infographs from /pol/) clearly demonstrate that arming school teachers, administrators, and the children very heavily is the perfect solution to the issue of firearms being number one cause of death for children in the United States.

Please watch link related, I support the firearm training programs that the good White Christian politicians in video related are advocating for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkXeMoBPSDk

>>54363330
That tweet last thread about trannies needing to escape Nashville after the shooting cracked me up. I want trannies to be so scared that they gave to come to me for shelter.
>Please, please Mr. Rocker I'm so scared. Please just hide me from the lynch mob. I'll do anything if you protect me!!!
Anything you say???

Why we crabbing?

>>54362758
>US pensions failing
>US decides to pay Ukranian pensions
>¿¿¿¿
>profit

>>54363315
I actually had an unrealized 30% gain on 75% of my then total account value on long vix calls when Nancy Pelosi flew to Taiwan last summer. I didn't sell because I wanted her plane to crash and make me a billionaire... Yea that happened. I didn't realize until months later how incredibly retarded and greedy I was.

>>54363366
>Buries himself in sarcasm and irony after being btfo two days in a row
KWAB

>>54363366
If you hate it here so much, why don't you go back to live with your fellow curryniggers?

are ya winning guys?

>>54363408
almost

Check FRC computer.

Debating on buying back into SOXL now that it has a decent entry price. I sold 790 at 14.30 before but swung to the point where I can now afford 850 at 15

sold my BOIL position for a loss of $15. I live to fight again

>they shrunk the size of Chicken Quesidillas at Taco Bell...

>>54363270
Yes, 0dtes didn't prevent VIX from going up a lot on thursday/friday nor from going over 30 a couple of weeks ago, so saying "hurr it's 0dtes" explains nothing.

>>54363390
>>54363399
Heads, Shoulders
Not The Knees, Not The Toes
FIRE
Eyes, ear, and belly, and nose
Not The Toes, Not The Toes
FIRE

>>54363376
We have been crabbing for month. 400 is eternal now.

>>54363292
I could have saved her (sexually).

>>54363366
CRBP pajeet enough. You're a bloody benchod and need to just listen to your parents and accept the arranged marriage your parents set up for you with durga. This fantasy of being with a white woman you have, well, it's simply just not going to happen. So hop on your elephant and go back to the call center.

>>54363423
FRC is contained. KRE is flat on the day.

>>54363408
Yes, but it's not a homerun day. Had an good trade to start the day then 3 small losses. Overall up 1.5k for the day. For a crabby day like today that's okay, I'm tapping out for now.

>>54363313
wtf is this graph

this senate hearing is 100% better than the political talk ITT

BOIL heading back to the TREE FIDDIES again. I sure do wish I would have held on to that KOLD I bought on the 3.80 spike. Minus 5k capitulation Anon should feel some better now.

>>54363450
I am currently talking to a white woman in her 50's. I am trying to get her to convince her daughter (who is in 10th or 11th grade) to study computer science in college and not be a literal drama / theater major. I am doing my job to help white people by at least preventing another dumbass white kid from wasting her parents' money on a useless major.

This is not a fantasy of being with a white woman, I've literally become the father of a white woman as I bang her mom.

>>54363437
You know, you don't have to live around white people, right? There's an entire subcontinent of over a billion smelly, tree-dwelling curryniggers exactly like yourself. They look and think exactly like you do, maybe you should go over there so that you fit in?

>>54363423
>>54363453
Oooooooh pozzies

>>54363502
My neighborhood is approximately 90% Asian/Indian, so I don't actually live around white people relax mate. I can leave my car / house unlocked and not have to worry about tweakers robbing me

>>54363313
kek
Brilliant graph. I guess 70% of people wouldn't notice.

>>54363496
>white woman
what kind of shit skin are you?

>>54363386
>. Yea that happened. I didn't realize until months later how incredibly retarded and greedy I was.
props to you for investing on your morality and ethics, no matter what they are. Good on you anon, i wouldn't be mad about the loss. You had the mental fortitude to stand your ground and dream big.

>>54363270
>>54363431
0 DTE's aren't really causing VIX to move directionally most of the time. Maybe they do sometimes but it's a stretch to associate 0DTE's with so much of the variance in VIX

>>54363429
INFLATION IS OVER! PIVOT!

>>54363496
Taking the 50 year old scraps of white men isn't something to be proud of. Arent you in your 20's?

>>54363515
Just think how much better things would be if you were living in a civilization built by other Indians. Like in India.

>>54363526
I am Indian. talking to a white woman who sent her white kid to a SUUUPER indian school here in the bay area. her daughter must have gotten bullied by all the indian kids for not studying enough lol. poor girl.

It's like being the only black kid in an all-white school. You know everyone assumes youre academically incompetent so you have anxiety about that all the time.
>>54363543
Nothing matters when i cum inside her and call her momma.

wish this Ind*an would trip so I could filter it

>>54363513
What is this picture meant to convey?

N A T U R A L G A S. Buy this setup with a wide stop loss level below (via. UNG / BOIL (x2))

whew there it is baby, got my SOXS exit in profit.

>>54363513
why are you trying to shill an old russian meme where you slapped on banks?

>>54363426
>>54363425
>BOIL
>SOXL
>BOIL
>SOXL

Can you fucking morons at least try to trade unleveraged ETFs for once? Just try trading a 1x ETF with good liquidity. Why do you retards flock towards these illiquid choppy assets like moths to a light

>>54363104
Not her line but /biz/ appropriate.

How do I clean my system of THC?

I'm athletic and tall but weigh a lot at the moment so and I am a heavy smoker, what are my options? I dont have very long. Im stopping cold turkey

>>54362984
This is about right, there is a long way to fall and the bottom is not in. I do not hold anything overnight. Every evening and night and day is just ripe for the next bit of news that is going to trigger dumps until finally the right card is played and the house takes almost everything on the table.

>>54363589
im trying to retire in my 30s not my 80s, risklet

>>54363575
If you are unable to filter people on 4channel, does it make you want to shoot up your local indian temple?

>>54363093
On kiwifarms:
>Did some discord ween bail him out?
On 4chins
>Did some kiwifarms faggot bail him out?
On discord:
> Did some twitter faggot bail him out?
Im thinking it was the glowies.

>a durgasoft weapon of JAVA comes to the US and brags on 4chin about dating a single mom in her 50s
the memes write themselves

>>54363543
He's desperate to be white. So desperate to live out this fantasy that he goes around every day trying to fuck post-menopausal divorced mothers. All this racism is just a coping mechanism. The sad reality is that India is already a perfect representation of a society run by Pajeets.

>>54363536
Most option volume is in 0DTE now and the point is that that doesn't cause the VIX to move directionally beyond pulling option demand to short dated.

>>54363583
>with a wide stop loss

>>54363593
>How do I clean my system of THC?
Sell it?

>>54363550
Like it even matters who originated the civilizations we live in. Honkaloids (whites) act like they were the first ones to create a civilization. Bitch, you live in the relics of past civilizations too. Just shut the fuck up and stop seething that brown people claim areas that you previously claimed. Get used to it. We claim them now. No one is right or wrong, it just is. And your women are busy fucking niggers and creating Excel spreadsheets to breed now lol. Stupid fucking honkies. The race of cringe.

>>54363085
https://www.bing.com/search?q=chris+chan

>>54363563
so the poo memes are real huh?

>>54363616
>Bitch, you live in the relics of past civilizations too.
Right, like all those tipis you see scattered throughout the suburbs.

>>54363609
It's a volatile commodity, so give it extra room

>sold my SOXL at $18.07 last week at the top

Feels good bros

>>54363575
CRBP pajeet is what he is. He's a lot like baggot, which from the looks of it, it appears baggot is banned thank god. I can only tolerate one or the other, not both.

>>54363616
>Stupid fucking honkies. The race of cringe
Kek, the irony of your butt hurt..

>>54363603
don't put Durgasoft the weapon of Java Nagoor Babu sir in your dirty mouth

>>54363593
Just buy synthetic piss or pay someone who doesn't smoke for theirs
Most methods either don't work or take a while especially if you're a heavy smoker

>>54363585
I just like it is all

>>54362695
Cum cum bros, not like this
*goons*

>>54363527
That's one way of looking at it haha. I'm going to use that type of positive thinking in my 2nd go around. Think I'm done with vix for now... I don't have enough money to play with that right now

>the shitcoin jeets stuck around and now they post in /smg/
lmao

>Pajeet got so embarrassed he changed IPs

Should have taken my 10 pts and quit for the day..

who shilled FVB yesterday?

>>54363603
She's not single, she's actually separated but not divorced yet. I'm basically cucking some white guy out there who couldn't make his wife cum for decades.

I feel like I have an obligation to convince this woman's daughter to study computer science / engineering. She can't just let her private school education in a 95% indian school with the best standardized testing scores out there go to waste.

>>54363672
Good, now you can white flight somewhere else honkaloid

>>54363645
>CRBP
So for some reason, all negative EV biotech companies with ADC (type of cancer therapy) drugs in their pipeline caught a bid. CRBP went up and so did PYXS. Look at PYXS today.

CRBP and PYXS are VERY similar companies now because theyre both high cash runway, low multiple ADC P1/P2 cancer biotechs

>>54363691
ser pls buy my coin or my vilaj will starv

>>54363677
I'm not the granny fucker btw, I only fuck women 10 years younger than me. Not some used up dry octogenarian hole.
You're already seething so hard you're tracking our IPs.

>>54363690
>a 95% indian school
Imagine the smell. That's crueler than any school shooting.

>>54363690
Let's not kid ourselves. You're indian, and are planning on grooming the kid you pedophile.

>>54363690
>she's actually separated but not divorced yet.
Isn't your people/culture all about Carma?

>>54363659
It's pretty autistic

>>54363715
The more your school smells like curry or onions sauce / azn meats, the higher your schools scores are.

>>54363465
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Morris
>>54363624
mhm, xi's lookin over his shoulder since the last pop data

>>54363729
Counterpoint: Literally the entire poo subcontinent.

>>54363731
What's the options action like on the tobacco companies? Is it too late to walk down tobacco road and sell covered calls?

>>54363563
Stinky brown ugly poojeets are so undesirable they have to fuck geriatric white women who have no other option. We all know this but why come here and brag about it

You mean to tell me there is an ironic pajeet in the sneed matrix right here with us who is bragging about how he is slurping up the cum from some divorced roastie's >40 yr old snatch?
>plz give me validation, white ppl! I hate you white ppl so much!!!!

Holy fuck. Verification not required.

>>54363721
>grooming the kid
I doubt that woman's kid is below puberty anyway or that footfag pajeet is based enough

>>54363761
he had texts the other day crying about how she never talks about him. probably suffering from some personality disorder and is looking for some special attention to confirm his biases.

>>54363721
There's a reason that Indian-American women and Asian-American women literally have a higher median income level than White-American MEN. It's because Indian / Asian fathers actually know how to raise our daughters by teaching them the virtues of a STEM education instead of making them go to church to get raped by Pastor O'Hara or whoever the fuck

I don't know white fathers are not more adamant about teaching their daughters STEM education. It's fucking sad and that is why white women become leeches who work at starbucks or live off their parents

>>54363786
Oh you mean this?

>>54363786
>>54363799
KWAB

>>54363756
Low volatility, so you might be well off actually buying vol sometimes. There's a github repo of some guy who ran a long vol strat on boomer assets including PM where he mentioned ivol being low enough to give you some edge in buying after periods of deflated vol. it was some alpha framework

>>54363798
Is there a jeet here who loves us so much he’s posted 27 times in this thread? Access to white people is not a poopoo right Sir

>>54363799
holy kek. that may actually be a different one. how many jeets are fucking geriatrics on /biz/?

LUNCH TIME
a mush of pintos, corn (together they form a complete protein), collard greens, and skim mozzarella, seasoned with iodized salt, black pepper, and onion powder. Maybe while I am eating I will spot a trade I can make with the mere $59 of settled funds I have remaining.

>>54363831
No that's me too. I have fucked two geriatrics in my life, one was from this pic >>54363799. This first geriatric was mildly retarded and i don't talk to her anymore.

But this second older white lady I'm talking to is not a retard with the communication skills of an opiate addict

>>54363831
It's a way of life for pajeets. Everything they do is cope because they aren't white.

I want to put $1000 into one stock a month, whats your advice for this month and give me the bull case for it

>>54362829
>seafood-oriented
>Fast food
This fish tastes funn.ACK

/smg/ poster volume is lower than weekend levels

>>54363807
QRD?

>>54363831
It explains a lot atleast

>>54363878
>5-year notes
>Fed bids totaled $0

>>54363874
The whole market is dead. Garbage pa and no buyers atm

>>54363874
that is a sign of a PIVOT!!! AM RIGHT?

>>54363878
No one wants to buy the bonds. So now interest rates will go up to make bidding for the bonds more enticing. Your interest rate / 'coupon' goes up when the bond price goes down. The bond price goes down when nobody is buying it.

>>54363887
I read it, but im a midwit. please explain...

I just want to say that my tesla puts are unheemed

>>54363907
sooo... bond market down means stockys go up?

>>54363874
HEEMED BY
BOIL
O
I
L
it's over

>>54363874
AAAAAACCKKKKKK

>>54363909
nobody wants 3.5% yield for 5y

BABAbros??????? you here????????

>>54363926
No, bond market down means stockys go down because the bond market has a better risk/reward than stockys

you buy low, sell high.

GAMBATTE ! BOILsisters !

>>54363932
So that means no one thinks the USA will be around in 5 years so they dont want to buy? Does that mean the US govt. is betting against the USA?

>>54363931
WEEEEEEEEEEW

>>54363944
THEY DOUBTED THE CRAME MAN

>>54363952
it just means shit risk/reward
they expect higher yield

>>54363952
they want the yield / rate to be higher

>>54363931
He supposed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody. So that's like a alarm clock.

O-OXY bros w-we are so back.

>>54363938
>you buy low, sell high.
you must be new here... thank you for explaining that though anon, you're alight.

new
>>54363972
>>54363972
>>54363972

Why baba is pumping? Is it because MA returned to china ?

>>54363840
Pussed out and missed a chance to buy a WISH dip and make maybe 75 more cents back from my BOIL losses.

>>54363853
Yes I am really jealous of the whites in my country who earn about 2.5 standard deviations of income less than me and have a life span that seems to be decreasing every month because they can't stop doing fentanyl

>>54364005
You're shit brown, ugly and smell like shit. Even poojeetas want BWC. Verification not required.

shorted OXY

>>54364054
OXYour mama

>>54363281
Fuck off jew. I don’t need your thanks or anyone else’s. I was a job that paid and all it was.