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Learn to co-ACK...

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54356450

>> No.54360513
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Thinking I should just go all in on FRC. No bully or miss gendering please.

>> No.54360566

BABAsisters... we won

>> No.54360572
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>>54360513
>See people talking about the shooting
>They mention the person is trans
>Proceed to seethe post over MTG shitposting on Twitter
>"As if hormones are the link between mass shooters"
>mfw they don't know that every single mass shooter was on SSRIs

>> No.54360575

For today's IDs

Green IDs : -5%
Blue IDs : +10%
Yellow IDs : Crab
Pink IDs : /2
Black IDs : Total Death
Orange IDs : -20%
White IDs : +50%
Red IDs : x2
Brown IDs : -50%
Purple IDs : +20%

Digits Double / Triple (etc) the effect.

>> No.54360582

I sold everything(got stopped out) on those crazy wicks a bit ago. not buying until things get uglier and scary looking

>> No.54360628
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>futes

>> No.54360630

Give me side hustles

Right now I
>scalp an auction warehouse and just throw everything I win into a more popular auction warehouse

>> No.54360635

The crab never ends

>> No.54360647

>>54360630
This doesn’t work, I saw a homeless guy try and do this and he just ended up with a wheelbarrow full of unwanted crockery

>> No.54360655

>>54360647
It does work, it's the same auction company too, just warehouses 50 miles away with wildly different trends in traffic.

>> No.54360665

This market reminds me of that time project veritas reported that the MRNA vaccines are causing birth defects, miscarriages, and sterilization...

>CHINIES BALOONS!
>Project Veritas is shutting down!

Totally acting like this market right now.

>> No.54360722

My purchase of BOIL just went through. We're going up today, right?

>> No.54360730

>>54360575
>>54360722
OH GOD NO

>> No.54360743

>>54360496
why are we dropping?

>> No.54360753

>>54360743
that's malinformation

>> No.54360758

>>54360572
Oh they know. Long SSRI producers, they've got deep pockets.

>> No.54360767

>>54360743
troon shooters are bearish for clown market. memory hole will be in full effect by Friday thought.

>> No.54360778
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>>54360572
There is money to be made here. I just haven’t figured out how.

>> No.54360779

hey mumus, sorry about all of this
if you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here for you guys

>> No.54360800

wait, was the nashville shooter trans? I think in german tv they said "the 28 year old female killed 3 children, 3 adults (in german)"

>> No.54360809
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>>54360575
I'm White no matter what. I'm a colonist, explorer, diplomat, innovator, warden, and governor.

>> No.54360812

>>54360778
convince gook moot to bring back /qa/ but you have to have a 4chan pass to post there, and make him give you a slice

>> No.54360818

>>54360630
Comb Goodwill and other thrift stores for things you can resell online. Advanced tip. Only get things that can easily fit in those usps flat rate boxes. You don’t want to waste a lot of time packing and weighing.

>> No.54360830
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>>54360779
We'll be ok.

>> No.54360849

Oh shit, MAIN just paid out a special dividend. $60 is $60 sheeeeit. Finna bouta getta couple divvie positions going in my portfolio. Any other suggestions?

>> No.54360855

>>54360800
That's how you know it's about fucking kids. When one of them shows their dick to girls at the spa you have to pretend they are real women periods and all. When they are terrorists all of the sudden you can drop the bullshit

>> No.54360864

hey losers ive been quite busy and not been around i see i have missed absolutely nothing

>> No.54360889

>>54360864
Sneeds feed and seed (formerly chucks).

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>>54360864
>he didn't take advantage of the snibbiddings

>> No.54360896
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Trans refugees headed to Michigan. Bullish for John Rocker and dividend stocks. Sell soxl puts and buy oil. Screen cap this!

>> No.54360915

>>54360722
BOIL HIT
THE TREE FIDDIES
IN
THE
PREMARKET
IT
IS
OVER
it is over

>> No.54360920

>>54360896

OH NO
WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE TRANNIES

>> No.54360928

>>54360915
Why would that mean its over, though? Why wouldnt that mean a pump as people buy it super cheap?

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>>54360896
come to papa

>> No.54360956

>>54360915
buy signal

>> No.54360959

>>54360928
It's an ETF based on natural gas prices and those are trending downwards with no bottom indicators as of yet.

>> No.54360991

>>54360956
Rocker thought me selling mine was a buy signal. That was in tha
FO FIDDIES
He lost about
FO POCENT
of his investment.

>> No.54361007

>>54360959
Except that Jim Cramer is bearish on it

>> No.54361027

>>54360896
lmao, must suck to constantly feel like a victim

>> No.54361036
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Hello, is this the general for terrible financial advice and Russian propaganda?

>> No.54361057

>>54361027
They love it and they aren't moving. It's just like the women who would rather risk a coat hanger abortion than move to where it's legal and have to live around niggers

>> No.54361059

soxL are trannies

>> No.54361067
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>>54361036
yes sir indeed it is

>> No.54361072
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topkek housing is starting to rise again
>much higher
>for much longer

>> No.54361075
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So if Charles Schwab goes belly up, what happens to the stocks I hold through them? I wish they'd never bought TDA.

>> No.54361083

>>54361036
Why yes it is! Would you like some practically free natural gas and mutant fish?

>> No.54361097

>>54361072
Higher for longer

>> No.54361110
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>>54361007
Maybe he's been actually watching the futures contracts into Jan 2024 and beyond. Maybe he knows about the massive storage glut followed by the warmest Euro Winter since the 1800s. Maybe he knows that despite the storage glut there are 2 producers that just came back on line. I don't know what he knows, but those things are all happening. I've personally watched Jan 2024 drop down from FO FIDDY.

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>>54361097
No.
Much higher, for much longer.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

>> No.54361124

>>54361007
But that means you should be bullish

>> No.54361145

>>54361111
That isn’t enough, I want 10%+

>> No.54361156

>>54360496
who the fuck uses indeed?

>> No.54361158

>>54360496
Learn to coal.

>> No.54361169
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10am consumer confidence number hold on to your butts

>> No.54361176
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will the market go up or down after opening?

>> No.54361182

>>54361169
i am not confident

>> No.54361184
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>>54360513
I haven't fucked with any banks since this started but you can bet they all return to 2022 levels

>> No.54361188

>>54361176
Up, then down

>> No.54361190

>>54361075
Man do I need to be filling out account transfer forms today? I thought you niggers were larping when I was asking about SWVXX not counting toward my margin and you saying the boys at Schwab will be too busy packing their desks up to take my call.

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I bought SOXS at 33.17 should my dumb ass capitulate?

>> No.54361201

>>54361192
No, SOXS will moon if China invades Taiwan.

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>>54361188
thank you fren

>> No.54361204
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enjoying my californian mc chicken before market open

>> No.54361205
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my money is settled, I can trade today. What do I buy?

>> No.54361211
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.54361215

>>54361204
is that aids?

>> No.54361221
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>>54361083

>mutant fish

I'm more of a garbage diesel man myself

>> No.54361223
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I got azz cheekz on my white tee
All these hoes keep grinding on me

>> No.54361229

>>54361176
Yes

>> No.54361232
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.54361233
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Well gee willikers! What the HECK was that?

>> No.54361239

>>54361075
You own through a Schewab ETF or you own through them as they are your broker?

>> No.54361240

thought I was in a /pol/ thread for a few minutes

>> No.54361249

>>54361204
Sir your triggering my trypophobia

>> No.54361251

>>54361239
>broker
This

>> No.54361257

No morning Mannarino!?

>> No.54361261

Are candles green or red

>> No.54361262

You always talk about how to earn money, but how do I spend it? I always give up buying something because there are too many choices.

>> No.54361270

>>54361251
They transfer your stocks to a new broker

>> No.54361272
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UHOH STINKIES

>> No.54361287

>>54361262
I can't imagine spending money on anything besides food and internet. I throw all of my money into the the market and lose about half of it yearly.

>> No.54361294
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>>54361262
Guns, ammo, leather boots, stylish clothes, a good meal at a nice restaurant, stuff for your hobbies, upgrade your computer, use it for gasoline to take trips. All great choices.

>> No.54361295
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>nvda down

>> No.54361296

>>54361287
Same, why do we do this again?

>> No.54361300

>>54361257
has Mannarino sold off all his cars?

>> No.54361312

>>54361239
Technically TDA's my broker, but they're owned by Schwab. I do have a decent amount of money in a Schwab boomer index fund and that's making me nervous as well.

>> No.54361315

>>54361300
idk. he hasn't mentioned the maserati for a long time...

>> No.54361320
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What stock is equivalent to Lamar Jackson of the NFL?

>> No.54361323
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JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>> No.54361334

I haven't been on this board since Jan 2022, what did I miss?

>> No.54361342

>>54361312
Extremely unlikely TDA ever goes down. Even the brokerage of SVB did not go down it's still owned by the parent company and operating.

>> No.54361345

>>54361334
SPY has been crabbing around $400 all year

>> No.54361346
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>>54361334
you missed some fun times with fun friends.

>> No.54361361

BOIL HIT
THA TREE FIDDIES
DURING MARKET HOURS
IT
HAS
OCCURRED
it has occurred

>> No.54361362
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How long until the financial crisis hits and spy is -50%?

>> No.54361367

CRAB CRAB CRAB
CRAB CRAB CRAB
CRAB CRAB CRAB

>> No.54361368

>>54360896
>Texas
Someone tell the tranny I see at target all the time. Oh wait the dudes been rocking a sun dress and a homer simpson hairline for at least a decade before twitter and is too based to give a shit. I want all old school crossdressers to kick the shit out of these nutrannys.

>> No.54361371

>>54360496
so, cramer mentioned nat gas yesterday:
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1640450225771782177
is it really a good time to buy?

>>54360575
rolling

>> No.54361376

>>54361312
If the Index fund it going to go down, they liquidate the fund and send you a check, but if there is any hint of this happening before the sell off, those stocks are going to get crushed and the check is probably going to be less then what you put into it

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>>54361362
hopefully fucking soon I'm down 11k on SOXS

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>>54361027
I would guess that they love it. Kind of like black how people’s only reason for existence is permanent victimhood. Seems like everyone is fighting to be the next victim no matter how ridiculous it is.

>> No.54361401

>>54361057
I think a lot of homos have a victim complex and may not actually be homos but just want to have something to stand for until they get cancer or something and move onto standing against cancer etc

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Reading about the anon with the e-ink little ticker made me go down a brief e-ink rabbit hole (love my Kindle and always thought e-ink was nice) and foudn out that one (1) single company essentially controls the entire e-ink market as they hold all the patents. It's why a 32" TV is $150 and a 32" e-ink display is $4000. Fucking ridiculous, would love to hang a big display(s) on my walls and have it rotate through different classic art paintings and such. E-ink is so fucking cool to me

>> No.54361405

>>54361232
Based
>>54361342
>>54361376
Yeah, it's just a S&P 500 index fund. Kinda wondering if I should pull the money out anyhow to avoid the hassle, just in case. Don't want to sell right now, though.

>> No.54361412

>>54361346
Don't doubt that.
My portfolio only crabbed down since then and I slowly lost interest and went back to checking once every week and cut down on my market exposure. But now I hope there are options for some nice green candles that will provide me with the dopamine that I need.

>> No.54361441

>>54361262
You either spend it on things that make you more money or you hoard it. Consumer spending is for normies.

>> No.54361453

>DOW pumps
>S&P crabs
>Nasdaq dumps
Another one of those days huh?

>> No.54361456

>>54361334
Were all mtf communists now. Rise up fren

>> No.54361457

>day 25 of holding SQQQ
lol. I'm in the green nibbas

>> No.54361465

>>54360575
I bought puts on a 2x levered junior gold miner bear index

>> No.54361473

It really is strange, rare to see the three major indexes move in such different ways.

>> No.54361484

>>54361456
I was a techtroon back then and still am. Ahead of my time.

>> No.54361495

Just bought UONE calls and 1 minute later im down 40%

>> No.54361497

>>54361387
based false flagging

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>>54361473
that has only happened a few times ever

and when it did.....well,.,,,..you know...

>> No.54361506

SGML

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>>54361495
thats what you get for trying to invest in porch monkeys

>> No.54361511

>Females taking testosterone
What could possibly go wrong

>> No.54361520

>>54361500
But that's not the right data for this.
I am feeling some impeding doom in general none the less. Even /smg/ is quiet. Only a few dozen replies since we opened and it's been almost half an hour. It's not looking good.
Jamie, pull up Told saying "this is it".

>> No.54361529

You are now aware that there is still a /GME/ thread

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>>54361511
You're right we should replace testosterone in everyone with goysterone

>> No.54361535

>>54361509
I dont look into companies before investing, I just read the charts. I realise my mistake now.

>> No.54361541

>>54361535
Charts are a great way to find an entry and exit, however your choice of ticker should always be based on fundamentals in the first place.

>> No.54361549
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DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.54361550

if SOXS goes back to 23 I can get out without losing real money

>> No.54361562

MU needs to miss earnings. Its dumping before earnings which used to mean they would pump on retail that was shorting. Most people are bearish on MU.

>> No.54361563

>>54361549
but why lil' maid girl??

>> No.54361569

>>54361550
anon the only real currency is gold

>> No.54361570

Why is baba going up..

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Cathie tongues my prepuce

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>>54361563
BECAUSE I WANT THE LINE TO GO DOWN

>> No.54361578

>>54361569
What about US treasuries?

>> No.54361588
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Just bought 44 more shares of FRC. I will either live like our queen or go broke trying.

>> No.54361590

>>54361578
too volatile

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>>54361571
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.54361610

Are we just going to ignore that a tranny shot up a school?

Bearish for gun stocks

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BABA bros...

>> No.54361620

>>54361600

I remember being annoyed that I couldn't buy ARKK because of EU regulations lmao

>> No.54361633

>BANKS IN FRANCE FACE MORE THAN $1 BILLION DOLLARS IN FINES IN NEW TAX FRAUD PROBE
>THE INVESTIGATING RELATES TO A DIVIDEND ARBITRAGE STRATEGY KNOWN AS “CUM-CUM”
meme world

>> No.54361638

>>54361610
Every shooting is bullish for gun earnings because gun buyers go on a buying spree in anticipation of increased regulation.

>> No.54361641

>>54361610
>gun stocks
It’s been priced in fren. Short the mentality ill

>> No.54361649

>>54361620
How do EUbros cope with not being able to buy US etfs?

>> No.54361651

jesus fucking christ all the s&p ever does anymore is crab. 0dte options were a mistake.

>> No.54361657

>>54361649
we can buy UCITS like VWCE but they have 3x the fees

>> No.54361659

stagflation is really cool this will be a great decade

>> No.54361660

>>54361633
>mfw it's real
> French prosecutors raid big banks over cum-cum scheme
>Cum-cum refers to when shareholders transfer stock for a short period to investors based abroad to avoid a dividend tax
https://www.businesslive.co.za/bloomberg/news/2023-03-28-french-prosecutors-raid-big-banks-over-cum-cum-scheme/

>> No.54361662
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54361662

>people where crazy in investing in this

no wonder that stock flopped

>> No.54361663

>>54361588
hows that working out so far?

>> No.54361677

dammit, I fomod into SOXS but the good thing is i realized that it was most likely to go down and I could buy at a better price right after i made the order. im learning, slowly.

>> No.54361682

The eternal crab continues.

>> No.54361697

>>54361660
it's real, all of it
https://coffers.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/D4.5-Case-Study.pdf

>> No.54361713

>>54361633
>>54361660
I cum, you cum, we both get to cum and no divvie taxes. It's a win-win!

>> No.54361721
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>>54361633
LOL

>> No.54361729

>>54361588
Is this what Brazil looks like? I’ve been lied too my whole life, this is way more civilised than the shithole I live in

>> No.54361733
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54361733

My puts are fucked

>> No.54361735
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54361735

>>54361660
holy shit

>> No.54361736

>>54361729
she lives in america

>> No.54361738

>>54361633
Please God, tell me they haven't found out about the PeePeePooPoo strategy yet.

>> No.54361739

>>54361649
I sell ATM puts and wait to get assigned. Brussels doesn't want you to know this.

>> No.54361741

FRC bros... we aren't gonna see green for another 5 years...

>> No.54361743

>>54361223
anybody got sauce on that bitch?

>> No.54361747

i bought the wrong stock, i want a refund.

>> No.54361755
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54361755

Are there any good burial ETFs available right now?

>> No.54361765

>>54361743
Random internet skank #10245891098341
now stop being a thirsty loser

>> No.54361767

Have you received your cum dividend today, /smg/?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cumdividend.asp

>> No.54361773
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54361773

Unironically depressed over holding BOIL, I'm down 50%

How could I be so fucking stupid, I invested in farts! FARTS. What the fuck was I thinking...my wife's boyfriend is going to kick my ass if BOIL doesn't go back to $6.

>> No.54361778

>>54361773
Natty gas can be produced for like $1 bro

>> No.54361780

>>54361743
Drea De Matteo. Start using 4chan X nigga

>> No.54361786

https://twitter.com/thatgirltrader/status/1640342457710788610
>Is anyone paying attention to $NVDA inventory?? It is up almost 100% YoY with revenue declining

Does any of this shit matter anymore? Not just to Nividia but to any publicly traded companies? Or is it all just a giant slot machine/casino?

>> No.54361787

>>54361767
Did we switch timelines again?

>> No.54361792

>>54361743
You've had over 20 years to watch The Sopranos and enjoy seeing best girl Adrianna, why the fuck haven't you done so yet

>> No.54361793

>>54361786
In theory it should matter, but people have their "favourite" stocks they like to gamble on.

>> No.54361796

>>54361773
it will pump when you capitulate

>> No.54361801

>>54361778
I just capitulated, I sold BOIL for a $5000 USD loss, im never EVER touching natural gas again

God im so mad, I'm going to be working for free for the next 2 months at my warehouse job

sigh....do better than me Anon....do better than me...

>> No.54361802

MOM THE MARKET IS BEING IRRATIONAL AGAIN

>> No.54361811
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54361811

>>54360722
>>54360915

>> No.54361816

>>54361520
Right now the markets like a dry forest, all it takes is a spark, SVB started a fire but the fed was able to money hose it down. There are some more sparks incoming with debt ceiling, earnings, inflation any of those could start a blaze

>> No.54361826

>>54361801
Bless you son. Tell your wife's boyfriend to kick NC BOIL nigger's ass instead.

>> No.54361829

just buy boil and kold so you never lose :)

>> No.54361830

>>54361755
SCI, which has gotten shoutouts from both Peter Lynch and /smg/'s very own Value Pajeet.

>> No.54361832

>>54361801
You took a risk to try and make it big and it didn't pay off, it happens. Learn from it

>> No.54361833

please dont buy BOIL, just let it die.

I've lost so much, dont touch BOIL - dont do what I did, BOIL is NEVER EVER going back up

nat gas is a waste byproduct of oil production, its worthless

>> No.54361834

>>54361801
pink ID checks out.
Better luck next time anon.

>> No.54361839

>>54361733
>he didn't short tech trannies
invite me to your funeral

>> No.54361850

>>54361801
yet another buy signal!

>> No.54361849

>>54361649
There are ways around. For one, we have some based in London that do the same.
We also have CFDs. They are meant for trading, but they are also used as a loophole to put money into US ETFs in the form of unleveraged cfds wiht no overnight maintenance cost. I wouldn't do that for long term, but if you trust that your broker won't go tits up, it's a fine solution for a few months/years.

>> No.54361858

>>54361833
It's clean burnin' son, and you can just shut it off immediately when needed.

>> No.54361860

>>54361811
Big buy signal

>> No.54361864

>>54361773
Many such cases.

You never learned. You never listened.

>> No.54361891

Why would BOIL go up when it's almost summertime?

>> No.54361892
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>>54361786
nothing matters anymore and it's frustrating

>> No.54361898
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>>54361891
grillin season

>> No.54361906

is this a fake morning dump?

>>54361891
to get ahead of winter

>> No.54361914
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54361914

>>54361891
It's used for electricity generation, anon. Not just heating. And what do people use a lot of in the summer?

Also Freeport's remaining capacity comes online in May.

>> No.54361916

>>54361811
>Gas bill going up again
Fuck you cramer

>> No.54361918

A stock would never go below a company's tangible book value right?

>> No.54361920

guys stop talking about BOIL, its going back up wtf I just capitulated

>> No.54361925

>>54361801
Thanks, just bought another 100 shares

>> No.54361931

>>54361801
Literally nothing more demoralizing than realizing you're working for free. That's why I never sell.

>> No.54361936

Nasdaq is entering Timber mode.

>> No.54361938

>>54361918
Buffett's one and only """investment""" win literally entailed buying a significant share in a company that was trading below book value, then convincing the other investors to vote with him on dissolving the company and paying investors with the proceeds of selling everything.

>> No.54361940

>>54361920
of course it is. 3.50 was the bottom.

>> No.54361943

>>54361697
Clown world

>> No.54361949

>>54361938
Thats sounds pretty awesome

>> No.54361950

>>54361940
thats what they said when it hit 4 dollars and went up to only 7

>> No.54361957

I’m buying EQX

>> No.54361959

sirs i think my nasdaq is broken

>> No.54361961

>>54361891
because their bags are incredibly heavy and the latest copium strain is selling at really high dosages

>> No.54361960

>>54361918
it depends entirely how book "value" is determined

>> No.54361963
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54361963

Kek baggies

>> No.54361964

>>54361920
that's how it always works. thanks for your sacrifice friend

>> No.54361966

>>54361940
It's only hit the high 3.58s.

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54361971

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY

>> No.54361972

>>54361966
>he doesnt look at premarket

>> No.54361973

>NAS-ACK!!!!!!!!!

Ouchie...

>> No.54361983
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54361983

cancel those sell orders right fucking now

>> No.54361984

>buy NASDAQ calls at 12.6k
>get dumped on immediately
many such cases

>> No.54361986
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54361986

OIL looking precarious.

>> No.54361994

>>54361972
>>54360915
>she doesn't read the thread

>> No.54361996

Even if Nasdaq crashed by 50% it would still be overvalued.

>> No.54361997

>>54361983
>that's a woman

>> No.54361998

good looking bear trap here.

>> No.54362006

>>54361997
What was this thing born as? I'm still confused

>> No.54362009

>>54361986
oil?
bitch, you cooking?

>> No.54362010
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54362010

>>54361576
Based
>>5436174
Sell

>> No.54362020

>>54362009
Naw, still gotta wash my chicken in tha sink

>> No.54362024

>>54362006
>les sexo-fluidismo de americanX

>> No.54362029

>>54362006
an FTM, so born as a woman with a vagina, took steroids and cut her tits off to be a “man”

>> No.54362032

Tesla is going back to $100 , same for nvda . Thanks for holding the bag baggies

>> No.54362034

>>54361983
Is that the bloody shooter? How does nobody notice that big a gun when she brought it in? Fugg, imagine being scared going to school. Hell of a life

>> No.54362037

>>54361984
...why the fuck are you long tech right now?

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>>54362029

>> No.54362050
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54362050

>>54361998
NIGGA YOU DUMB. YOU DDOOOMB FOREAL

>> No.54362057

when will it be our time SOXS studs

>> No.54362059

>>54362029
Lol so the entire media was "misgendering" her
That's why I was confused, not sure if they were burying the fact it was a tranny

>> No.54362062
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54362062

>>54361663
Let’s see what happens. Will keep everyone posted.

>> No.54362068

>>54362059
1- you know they were
2- it's 2023, man = evil and woman = good.

>> No.54362071
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>>54362029
I get MTF since some dudes have some fucking fantastic love handles and cute faces, plus vaginas are already fucking disgusting so mutilating your genitals doesn't really make a difference. But FTM? They can't make a working cock. Even if they did, it wouldn't be beautiful like a cock. Notice how so many great things in life are shaped like cocks? Meanwhile vaginas look like fucking roast beef sandwiches. Fucking sick.

Anyway, red candles today

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54362074

>>54362071
this is the gayest post ive ever read.

>> No.54362078

>>54362071
sounds gay

>> No.54362092

>>54362071
the most heterosexual bobo poster

>> No.54362102

>>54361891
Late spring/early summer is often the low of the year, depending on the supply and storage situation.

>> No.54362111

>>54362071
you've been kicked from team bobo. so long gay bear

>> No.54362116

>>54362057
2022

>> No.54362118

>>54362102
Spring just started though

>> No.54362120

>>54362037
because clown market

>> No.54362122
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54362122

>>54362071
Is this financial advice

>> No.54362129
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54362129

>>54362071

>> No.54362142
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54362142

Thinking of getting some Natural Gas lads
AKA the Widow Maker

>> No.54362151

>>54362142
Hedge with a short on JGB's

>> No.54362153

>>54362142
dont buy BOIL, I just capitulated - trust me you dont want nothing to do with natural gas.

I sold at 3.60 and its going up, very frustrating - just dont buy it please

>> No.54362161
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54362161

>>54362142
>In order to make a widow, you'd need to be married
>Implying you either beat the market or get a wife
Later, virgins

>> No.54362167

>>54362118
When I first started buying into BOIL a few weeks or so ago the futures contracts were ramping up starting in June and having pretty decent highs in Oct and Jan but all of that has been adjusted downward since then due to contango.

>> No.54362182

STOP BUYING BOIL WTF

Guys this is so not cool, I literally capitulated at 3.60, wtf is this bullshit

im getting angry, BOIL better go to fucking zero

>> No.54362192
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>>54362071
>so many great things in life are shaped like cocks
I just realized that even my cock is shaped like a cock.

>> No.54362205

>>54362153
>>54362182
Maybe now's the time to get back in the water?

>> No.54362215

>>54362182
paper hands lmao

>> No.54362217

>>54362182
Buy high and sell low

>> No.54362220
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54362220

And just like that Natural Gas Pumps

>> No.54362223
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54362223

>>54362182
Then spoon-feed me a stock

>> No.54362237

how are we feeling about MU earnings?

>> No.54362239

>>54362182
why do you post like a hysterical woman

>> No.54362249
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54362249

The contagion is spreading

>> No.54362256

>>54362237
They're going to be dogshit.
As for where the stock will trade, I have no idea.

>> No.54362264

The senate is talking about banks rn frc bros tune in

>> No.54362265

>>54362237
Dude, flip a coin. Earnings are gonna be shit and they're gonna have a massive amount of unsold chips but to the extent that it's bullish or bearish, who the fuck knows. Just expect every 3rd word or so in their report to be AI so they can hail mary a stock pump

>> No.54362267

Oh great, so we're "dumping" on low volume because a bunch of retarded politicians are virtue signaling on live TV again. Nice. Never mind that pretty much everything is now oversold on the monthly charts and heading towards oversold on 3 month. Bunch of reactionary retards.

>> No.54362276

>>54361205
BBW and CURV doofus! I'm considering dropping about $50 into my brokerage today.

>> No.54362277

>>54362267
>muh indicatorino
>>>/r/eddit/

>> No.54362286

>>54362267
Dunno what you are talking about my portfolio is a sea of green today. Granted it’s been dogshit for months but it’s nice to have a relief rally

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54362287

>>54362267
>oversold indicators

>> No.54362291

>>54362277
lmao get fucked, you had an entire year of red and now central banks are literally pivoting. I would have any respect at all for bears if they were just logically consistent.

>> No.54362302
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54362302

>>54362249

>> No.54362303

>>54362291
>pivoting
>bullish
lol. lmao.

>> No.54362305

>>54362291
the market dumps hard after every fed pivot iirc

>> No.54362307

>>54362239
because i lost $5000 usd, capitulated on BOIL and now its going back up you stupid fucking benchod

>> No.54362308

>>54362249

Where? It's been so quiet. I'm want shit to happen faster. My DB puts aren't pumping!

>> No.54362310
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54362310

on god, this sussin market finna dead ass get heem yo, frfr no cap

>> No.54362316
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54362316

>>54360896
Come to me trannies.

>> No.54362317

>>54362307
You put large sums of money into a 3x daily leverage etf of a commodity that people have nicknamed ‘the widow maker’. Not to bright are you anon

>> No.54362318

They're talking about how these shitty banks were already indicated as shitty in 2021 and some of them didn't even have risk management personnel. Like I've said before, anyone who has any influence over this has known about it for months and months, meaning current policy reflects their response.

>>54362303
Oh jesus fucking christ just go back to /pol/ and doompost there

>> No.54362321

HOLY FUCKING SHIT VKTX AND ANEB YES YES YES YES YES MY BIOMEMES ARE UP TODAY LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.54362329
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54362329

it's funny how mumus get so angry and defensive whenever the market ((( pump ))) and litteraly disappear when it dumps . Bobos are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year.
So yeah Bobos are the good guys. Mumus are the lunatics that want to sacrifice the world to pump their shitcoins and zombie corporations one last time. Bobo only wants to help fellow anons understand the seriousness of 5% rates held for an extended period

>> No.54362330

>>54362291
>central banks are literally pivoting
Source?

>> No.54362331

>>54362291
Bags are heavy huh?
Maybe find a bullish pivot indicator. Your oversold indicators seems to be working really well.

>> No.54362332

>>54362237
I am not thinking about retarded coin toss events for high beta semiconductor companies

>> No.54362335

>>54362307
You’re larping and we all know it

>> No.54362337

>>54362333


>>54362333


>>54362333

>> No.54362340 [DELETED] 
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54362340

Why didn't you chuddies just pray harder? Lmao where's sky daddy now goy?

>> No.54362343

>>54362332
yea, but SOXL

>> No.54362344

>>54362317
2x*

>> No.54362345

>>54361983
>roid
>still look like a prepubescent boy
How do I short women?

>> No.54362348

>>54362337
too early. report.

>> No.54362349

>>54362343
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>> No.54362359

>>54362335
I wish I was larping about BOIL man, im down big and im pissed
i dont want anyone to make money off boil ever again, fuck nat gas

>> No.54362368

I should start a money blog and charge people 5 bucks a month to access my shitty articles

>> No.54362379
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>>54362340

>> No.54362380
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54362380

>Oh jesus fucking christ just go back to /pol/ and doompost there

>> No.54362381

>>54362329
>5% rates are high
My fucking sides. Where were you when rates were double that and everything was fine? No fucking perspective, memory of a goldfish.

>>54362330
>>54362331
You faggots cannot be serious. Just get over it, the bottom was in October.

>> No.54362398

>>54362381
>0sourcesbythisid

>> No.54362403
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54362403

>>54362329
#1 post

>> No.54362419

>>54362381
What's your problem then if you're so sure?

>> No.54362427

>>54362398
The Fed literally added to its balance sheet. It generated billions out of thin air. That is printing. That is pivoting. You can do all kinds of mental gymnastics to call it something else but you're still being willfully ignorant.

>> No.54362437

Is this senator retarded

>> No.54362449

>>54362340
>(((pakman)))

They love to see it.

>> No.54362456

>>54362427
>That is printing.
They never not have printed.
>That is pivoting.
By this logic there's nothing to pivot to.

>> No.54362472

GOYS! HELP!
https://twitter.com/radarhits/status/1640687811656392706

>> No.54362473

>>54362316
I thought you would like that one.

>> No.54362513

el yan i tor strikes again

>> No.54362524

>>54362381
>My fucking sides. Where were you when rates were double that and everything was fine? No fucking perspective, memory of a goldfish.

To be fair a literal decade + we have had 0 interest rates. They know nothing and have been conditioned on free money. They refuse to listen though.

>> No.54362526

>>54362337
>>54362348
AHAHAHAHAHA
OWNED, MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.54362541
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54362541

New thread gone? WTF?

>> No.54362542

OIL
I HAVE PERSISTENT YELLOW OIL LEAKING FROM MY ASS. IT SMELLS BAD. IT STAINS MY UNDERWEAR
HOW DO I PROFIT OFF THIS

>> No.54362545

>>54360496
FUCK JANNIES NEW
>>54356876
>>54356876
>>54356876

>> No.54362549

If I had a nickel for every time I heard "the banking/financial system is sound and resilient" I would have made it by now.

>> No.54362561

gonna post what some other anon posted:
https://twitter.com/radarhits/status/1640687811656392706
this seems really big...

>>54362526
now stop baking early, retards

>> No.54362562

>>54362545
That's not a smg thread.

>> No.54362564

NEW
>>54362559
>>54362559
>>54362559

>> No.54362567

>>54362549
no the nickel market would have hyperinflated

>> No.54362574

>>54362545
If we’re going to migrate to a non /smg/ thread at least choose a dead one.

>> No.54362587

>>54362427
>That is printing. That is pivoting.
Is it QE
> yes it is
Did they say they would reduce their balance sheet only to buy more
>yes

Knowing that- you still think this is a pivot or that we can pivot when we are already doing back door QE. E.g., balance sheet, Ukraine, and raising debt ceiling with wasteful legislation. 5% is nothing and we aint done yet. Will it cause collapse- yes, it is supported to..

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>>54362545

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>>54362340
The left, yet again, prove they're just horrible people.

>> No.54362676

>>54362561
Thanks, I'd definitely enjoy some discussion on it.

>> No.54362823

>>54361500
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!