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How did YOU escape the wage cafe?

>> No.54362069

>>54362061
Cafe?

>> No.54362075

I left without paying for my brunch and coffee

>> No.54362083

>>54362061
Wage?

>> No.54362091

i enrolled in school and lived off loans

>> No.54362093

my dad bought me a house

>> No.54362100

>>54362069
Of course it was meant to say 'cage' you stupid dumb wagie who can't decipher meaning based on context.

>> No.54362110

>>54362061
i havent but i probably can soon just with my savings/pension

>> No.54362124

>>54362061
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54362143

>>54362110
Awesome! What are you going to do for your 64th birthday?

>> No.54362165

>>54362100
are you phone posting?
because you've been making alot of typos.

>> No.54362196

>>54362061
I’m starting a software company and hoping to get acquired by a big tech company

>> No.54362211

I pay for my coffee and muffin and 360°

>> No.54362227
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>>54362100
Get back to work phonefag your break is over

>> No.54362235

not gonna tell you clowns

>> No.54362236

>>54362227
>come ON, wagie
>TICK TOCK

>> No.54362246

>>54362165
>>54362227
90% of biz phone posts. Get with the time boomers.

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>>54362061
is water good for you?

>> No.54362260

>>54362246
CZ is a phonefag.
FACT: PHONEPOSTERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE

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54362269

>>54362246
>>54362260
explains why this site is so shit now

>> No.54362292

>>54362061
Black coffee

>> No.54362334

>>54362100
Lmao you sound stressed. Papa Jeff “El Jefe” Bezos working you too hard? You’ve been skipping your mandatory 2 minute meditation breaks once every 6 hours haven’t you?

>> No.54362350

>>54362246
>90% of biz phone posts. Get with the time boomers.

these old farts think you need a PC to go online

>> No.54362394

>>54362269
I've been phonefaggin since 2009. Who the fuck shitposts 9 hours per day hunched over a cum encrusted video game box? I can be a retarded faggot no life on the go while I'm living an awesome life!

>> No.54362424

>>54362334
Fuck you. Bezos can suck my dick and you bitches aren't getting any of your packages today.

>> No.54362461

>>54362246
not possible. 4chan bans mobile users because they think they're use a vpn because ip changes fast on mobile

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54363796

Got lucky with my bnb shorts and got extra lucky getting into the cryptogpt IDO. That's a three month streak of either luck or good investments. I'll see if I can keep it up before I must go back to accounting again.

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>>54363796
accounting is supremely comfy though literally do some excel sheets for retards that dont even know how to turn on a computer and relax at home

>> No.54363836

I didn't

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>>54362061
I didn't, I just got used to it, as long as they keep giving me enough for my dextools investments I guess I'm good, man, I wish I had my own fridge

>> No.54367430

>>54362246
I still desktop post inside of a VM with a VPN on a work PC, you get with the times.

>> No.54367439

Founded a startup

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>>54362100
so in this context you mean "cafe" because you're saying "cage", so it really is "cage" meaning "cafe" meaning "cage" in OPs post after all.

>> No.54367680

>>54362424
>he’s really a wagie
OHHHHH NONONONONO
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.54367749

>>54362061
By sucking dick.
Got myself a daddy, taught me all the tricks in the book, gave me his connections and dumped him when I no longer needed him.
Today I hame 6 figures, I'm engaged with a woman and love my life.

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>>54362061
I scrape fractions of each business transaction my company makes. Easy living desu

>> No.54368677

>>54362075
holy basado