/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54356450
lol, I remember that college girl doing that

I only trade leveraged ETFs and options because I know that's what he'd want.

Youll cowards don't even smoke crack.

Bulls get slaughtered
Bears get slaughtered
Pigs keep their money

A new thread, a new identity

nothing ever happens, or 2 more weeks?

im up 593% YTD and i've only logged onto my TD acct 3-4x, ama.

>>54356500
The Armageddon clock is just two weeks to midnight

>>54356488
>

>no premarket or post market on charts
>no volume on charts
>charts are always behind and inaccurate
>literally cannot queue or place orders
>can only market buy
>half the fucking publicly traded companies aren't listed
>half of that half is restricted from buying
>have to install an entirely separate app to buy and sell options
>funds between these two accounts are non transferable
>writing options, covered or uncovered, is impossible
Fuck etoro

hi

>>54356518
what office environment has this many white people in it?

>>54356528
The 2000s.

>>54356528
The 2000's were a different time.

>>54356528
a working office

>>54356528

>>54356528
Like 15 years ago my dude.

>>54356520
>can only market buy
Hahahah holy fuck really?

Top post on Söy News (HN) right now. Bullish or bearish?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35335097

>>54356527
bonjour

also up 9 million% since the start of 2021

>>54356560
Yes, was watching bid ask spreads a dollar apart and couldn't do shit because it only let's you market buy. A quick chat with customer support confirmed its intentional not a bug. Already closed my account

>>54356595
I get a lot of pleasure from guessing limit order levels.

>>54356572
Extremely bullish. Gotta print to close that gap.

I bought some SWBI today.

WE DID IT REDDIT!

Where is Bloomberg anon? Be should be very wealthy and happy.

>>54356697
I'm actually here lol
I made some good money on it I just hope other anons listened to me

>>54356697
Is wanting banks to fail reddit?

what would be the financial implications of wiping Gen Z from the face of the earth?

>>54356726
No, but that's part of the glownigger psyop.

>>54356697
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

>>54356719
What positions did you have?
>>54356644
It is fun, you can make some sick plays if you guess resistance levels right

>>54356746
various options with different expirations and strikes.
the ones I held when sbny went under and got max profit from: March 17 @75, 95, 100. and i sold a few the week before the fdic stepped in (ouch) and some expired worthless but its fine

>>54356488
you don't know me brah

>go apply for home loan
>broker says Adjustable Mortgage Rate is a good idea
>"All the experts say the market has to go down. You're interest rate can only go lower and it'll be cheaper."
>"You can refinance at any time and lock in at a lower %!"
>look at chart

It's going to go parabolic isn't it

>>54356816
no, I would unironically tell anyone to go get a 7/1 or something. theyre going to cut rates within a year

>>54356769
You must have made an assload.

I shorted a little more than 1k worth. I feel like a fool. It happened so fast and I could have actually made life changing money if I hadn’t have waited.

Gains are gains but damn.

What are the best stocks to buy to get a hot gf?

>>54356825
Can you give me 1 good reason that isn't
>the man in suit said so

>>54356816
It’s a new paradigm, nobody realises it yet but the era of cheap credit is well and truly over

>>54356831
same...I regret selling slightly more than half of the non expired calls on that thursday before they got taken over.
I left about $34k on the table I couldve just had if I waited out the weekend

>>54356838
BBW

>>54356841
Arguably because the system is speeding into recession with current rates. Within 6 months we'll have a double digit unemployment rate, 0% interest rates, and -2% inflation.

>>54356719
Are you the anon that tried to DM billionaire fund managers and CEOs?

>>54356816
TOTAL LEVERAGED ILLIQUID ASSET DEATH

>>54356450
don't mind if i do

>>54356857
I must interject: you mean CURV.

im going to kms myself

>>54356450
>Smoke crack
Is this code for "invest in natural gas"?

>>54356863
no lol I just posted random shit from the terminal that people asked about and the daily treasury curve and news
>>54356841
theyre already signalling multiple cuts next year

>>54356884
*you're are self

>>54356884
RIP in peace

>>54356885
>He isn't -110.2% cash on 3x levered etf options on natgas

>>54356884

>>54356884
F

>>54356528
unironically finance (as long as it's math finance, not retard finance)

>>54356909
Jim Cramer does endorse that. In a way.

>>54356899
Someone said that JXN spiked dramatically because they were hedged against interest rate increases or something.
Doesn't this mean that over the next few years, shorting them would be profitable as their hedges get fucked? Or would they unwind their exposure as rates come down?

>>54356825
Going to lock in a 30 and wait until rates hit rock bottom and the economy collapses. Its been happening mire frequently than not

>>54356719
>>54356697
can you actually close your puts though? i heard they weren't letting retail make money off of it since it was halted

>>54356952
you get max profit, I already have the money from the puts in my bank account.
>>54356931
I mean if they have swaps or something yeah I guess they would lose a little bit. I dont know what JXN is though

>>54356586
what stock would you buy tomorrow?

>>54356879
Based

>>54356973
JXN is a regional bank that /biz/ was memeing a month or two ago that took off hard

>>54356973
I'm aware theoretically should but https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-17/thousands-of-options-on-failed-banks-in-limbo-as-expiration-hits

>>54356942
>and the economy collapses
ngmi

>>54356973
Is it time to buy frc puts and hope for zero?

How can I profit from slowing innovation?

>>54357005
Short ARKK, although last time cathie jewed me good

stock market crabbed today because trans people decided grooming children wasn't enough and that they now needed to shoot children in school.

The market is such dogshit right now. Everyone is still punch drunk after a year of bearish speculation tanking everything into oblivion, so now that the Fed and central banks and governments around the world have literally pivoted and rewrote the rules, we're still hypercrabbing while all the faggot bears realize that the bottom was last October. Bunch of fucking retards.

>>54356995
I mean interesting but I'm pretty sure everyone is gonna get their money. I have seen people claim theres still law suit about options positions from 2008 but I dont know
>>54357002
I don't think frc goes the way of sbny or svb but who knows
>>54356993
oh never heard of it. I wouldnt think owning swaps or caps would be that big of a deal if rates lowered but i havent looked at their balance sheet

>>54357028
>Yes mumu, now just up that ramp to unlimited gains in the golden bullrun. No, I'm sure it's supposed to say laughter house not slaughter house. That extra s was a mistake

>futures
are dead tonight. does that mean we're gonna dump soon?

>>54357005
>>54357019
$sark i think the special dividend was a signal to go long tho

>>54357028
>the world has pivoted
bearish.

>>54357028
The Fed has not pivoted at all you fucking retard.

>>54357025
not my problem, spx 5k october

>>54357060
Lol yeah I bet you think it's "Not QE" because it's loans or some incredibly retarded shit

>>54357025

It was always meant to be that way. Anyone that didn’t know it was a useful idiot. Lgtbq+ are all mentally I’ll.

>>54357060
Feds just on the hook loaning banks hundreds of billions in additional liquidity so they dont get ran on. The banks are still fucked because no highly liquid asset is going to yield more than the cost to service the loan fron the fed. So their assets are still shit. Some financial golems are currently working out how to kill a bank faster than the fed can rescue one

>>54357065
>decked out in tactical gear
Damnit and here I though this shooting was organic. Just another glowie psy-op.

>>54356899
I'm not too familiar with cut signals, but historically, has what they've said they'll do and what they've actually done consistently lined up? This is quite literally a buy it or pass opportunity

yesterday I told you about a red line that I drew I was 15 minutes late but that was the temporary bottom. I just want to let you know that I drew another line 2 hours from now. again I cannot tell you why are how but this line is green and I suspect that means the price will go up(or down) but it is important because I drew it, and I dont know why I did, but its there and I just wanted you to know that

>>54357065
Whats in her kit?

>>54357056

>>54357056
Special dividend?

>>54357087
level with me /smg/ how retarded do i need to act for the feds to buy me a kit?

>>54357083
>no highly liquid asset is going to yield more than the cost to service the loan from the fed
Yeah which is exactly why they're going to say "lol oopsie poopsie yeah so those loans were forgivable this entire time! Oooh yeah just not sorry! haha!". Just watch it happen.

>>54357133
Just frequent /pol/, /k/, and /x/ and post about how angry you are about the government and the state of things. Don't worry if you do this, they'll find you.

AMZN is pissing me off, why the fuck does that stock keep crabbing so much lately? Its been stuck in 90's, I want it to dump down harder.

>>54357056
damn where can I get an asian bbw with a cute face and wide fatass like that?

>>54357128
yeah like december last year they gave a $16 per share divvy

>>54356952
Anyone cashing out is absolute liar. It’s halted and bankruptcy is limbo.

>>54357028
>we're on the precipize of a banking collapse, a housing crash, a commercial real estate collapse, and a huge wall of credit tightening as bond values implode
>faggot bears realize that the bottom was last October.
You're fucking unreal.

>>54356849
How do I follow your next big brain moves?

>>54357101
They've pretty much followed the plan. I would guess it would take a pretty severe event for them to no start lowering rates by next year
>>54357187
lol i dont give stock advice, i just work in the industry and saw an opportunity to share with my smg bros

>>54356845
why, everyone loved cheap credit when inflation was tamed, they will go right back to it when its under control

>>54357054
No, anon. It means we're already dead.

>>54357137
Yeah but then the feds going to have to book hundreds of billions more to try and QT off which will make QT take even longer to achieve and further embolden the market to fight the fed.

>>54357187
Just watch my videos every weekend. I only deliver winners. If everyone would have listened to me, they could have bought calls on JNUG at open under $37, and could have sold above $38. Free money.

>>54357210
but this isn't heaven. where's my mom?

>>54357187
actually i changed my mind, short ally.
>>54357217
shut up rocker

>>54357176
Lmfao a banking collapse isn't going to happen you fucking retard. Jesus christ the level of insane shortsighted bearish doomposting is DESPERATE these days.

Come on guys I can't be the only person in /smg/ lately who thinks this is completely absurd. All it takes is going out and living in the world and you can see that all of this doomposting is completely sensationalist, reactionary bullshit.

>>54357222
No YOU shut up chud!!!

goodnight frens i can trade on friday

>>54357065
Typical ftm angry about no benis

>>54357227
There will be no large scale banking collapse, but Janet Yellen made it abundantly clear that they will allow regional banks to die.

>>54357019
>>54357019
>shorting ARKK at the bottom
Anon I know it can and should go lower but betting for it to go lower but yeah you know how this shit goes.

>>54357217
all I can find is baseball shit now I think you got beleted

>>54357248
Correct I deleted my old channel due to a doxx scenario and made a new one on bitchute.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/XFG5Izf6i6Qg/

>>54357261
Getting your braptube ready?

>>54357158
Where do you see it going? My dad had 25 shares at a 30% loss, and he capitulated and sold 15 today

>>54357247
I winder whatever happened to the people who shilled this shit? They couldn't have biught rope there is no way they could afford it.

>>54357039
I pretty much just trade on technicals and meme rumors here, I don't look at balance sheets and fundamentals as much as i should

>>54357005
>Shorting demography

>>54357165
That's a really good divvy at this price
>>54357247
Last time I shorted arkk was over a year ago

>>54357267
I was worried at first but Cramer just started talking shit about natgas so crisis averted.

When did north korea become a nuclear power?

Wheeling blue chips is comfy!

>>54357227
>Bear sterns will be fine

Hi Cramer!

>>54357290
What are you wheeling? I have 80 WMT and have been screwing with UUUU (maybe CCJ later)

>>54357244
Regional banks like Silicon Valley? Because if that's what she means then I'm all for it. Get rid of all these stupid ass venture capitalist playgrounds that just throw millions and billions into dogshit startups [their friends probably own] and then gnash their teeth when everything fails [except they aren't mad because they're getting bailed out because that was literally always the plan]

>>54357261
damn, cant believe it. keep up the good work nice hands by the way

>>54357295
Mostly F cause of the liquidity and the low price point makes it easy to scale up. You can realize the compounding effect faster.

>>54357301
Yes exactly. Some Oklahoma senator was drilling her about regional banks in the state and asking if she was going to guarantee bail outs for uninsured deposits for the smaller banks like they did the big banks and she embarrassingly stumbled over her words the entire time and looked like a fool. If you read between the lines it was very obvious.

>>54357227
2 large banks are at risk and every mid size regional bank in the west coast and new york. Banks will still exist, but the drying up of credit is going to mean low purchases and a seizing up in revenue everywhere. All real estate, both housing and commercial is about to die. This is what the rate hikes are for.

ayo jerome gotta raise them rates, we need more rates for dem programs n shiet, the SPX a good kid he aint neva do nuffin, just help my boy SPX , free my boy SPX homie for real do

ayy cuh I finna slurp some dat UCO ya feel me blood, cuz dem oil prices be lifting soon for the spring ya feel me cuh trust

>>54357081
Who'll?

>>54357347
>Trying to hard/10
Toss in some nigger vernacular such as 'based' and 'nigga'

>>54357314
Finally someone who appreciates my beautiful hands. Thank you anon.

Is this imperative data to potential SPOT investors? Their podcast section is quite extensive, but heavily populated with JR podcast...

>>54357346
doesn't this mean bxp would die too? Some anon was shilling shorting this stock a while back and it has dropped a significant amount since then.

>>54357346
> but the drying up of credit.....
The people talking about it like this conveniently completely fail to contextualize it. Yeah, credit will dry up.....for shitty California and New York startups that no one asked for and which literally only drain incredible amounts of money out of the economy. Real estate isn't going to die, the Big Money douchebag landlords who bought up entire neighborhoods at basically 0% interest during the pandemic are just going to hold them forever and charge rent. If you think the rate hikes are working, then just accept that the Fed is about to pause and then cut and then equities are going to once again moon.

I hate fat women. They are 70%+ of women therefore a woman whose only positive attribute is not fat is a minimum 8/10. You need to be gigachad to achieve what would have just been a 5/10 50 years ago. Hoeflation is real.

Did (you) trade safely within your trading rules today anon?

>>54356816
Anyone who got a variable rate when interest rates were at an all time is low actually braindead

>>54357420
No. I can't trade for a while due to some lapses in judgment. All I can do is shitpost for now.

>>54357391
>Real estate isn't going to die, the Big Money douchebag landlords who bought up entire neighborhoods at basically 0% interest during the pandemic are just going to hold them forever and charge rent.
The interest rate is not 0%. And it starts when they run out of businesses to charge rent to. Look up "jingle mail".

>>54357446
I recommend shitposting and grinding at a demo account to regain your confidence fren!
Might as well get some practice until you have cash to burn.

>>54357289
2006: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction#Nuclear_weapons

Yes, this does mean Kim Jong Il was smarter than Qadaffi.

>>54357447
The rates were practically 0% for two years, and they're still historically low. Anyone who thinks rich faggots aren't still loading up on assets to sell or rent to plebs is...a fucking pleb.

>>54357481
Just get rich. All sorts of things become legal when you make it.

>>54357315
And how do you usually set the options? Not looking for your secret sauce; I usually do my options 30-45 dte and look at ATM straddle breaks set strikes

>>54357473
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CREACBM027NBOG

Notice the ominous plateauing at the end there? And how the graph ends in Febraury? CRE's as dead as disco.

>>54357324
Oh I remember this webm the other day
>What's to stop (HNWI) depositors from moving all their capital from regional banks to insured ones?
>Umm n-nothing, but that's not the intent b-beacuse
>Well it's happening.
>...

>>54357465
North Korean nukes probably don't even work, and even if they do I doubt they can reach the distances they claim, meaning the only people truly at risk is SEA, which is a nothingburger to me.

>>54357513
To add to his question; is there a good way to search for options based on greeks or iv at various strikes and dates?

>>54357530
North Korea is the only country in the world that knows their nukes work because nobody else has balls enough to test theirs anymore. You are right about the distances though I doubt they could reach Seoul probably only delivery method they have is putting it in the back of van

>>54357542
Oh, Barchart.com's free stuff is not too bad (at worse you use an account to access some things). The site looks web 2.0 so it's lightweight and easy to navigate. One of the sites I'd be willing to pay for

Another I like to use is optionstrat.com, though it doesn't let you search, you can construct spreads pretty handily

>>54357546
>The US doesn't test nukes
lol
>>54357517
>ominous
Yeah okay see you in a few years when that plateau blends in with the line that continues to go up over time no matter what doomers come up with

>>54357530
North Korea is part of the system. Media profits off it. It distracts from whichever party is in powers domestic issues for a few weeks when they go off the rails. China likes having influence in the global community by being the only ones able to calm them down. Kim gets gibs in exchange for going dark for a few months. It's a big circle jerk. Has been since I was in primary school when his pops was around.

>>54357530
The us will spend 551 billion dollars operating and maintaining its nuclear forces over the next 10 years. North Korean gdp is about 28 billion

>>54357391
>Yeah, credit will dry up.....for shitty California and New York startups
No, credit dries up for everyone, and every man's loan is another man's income.
> Real estate isn't going to die
Commercial real estate is definitively dead. It's at about 50% utilization compared to before the pandemic. Housing is going to struggle and drop for the oncoming recession but will recover. But it still will crash because people can't get mortgages because of all the credit tightening.
>the Big Money douchebag landlords who bought up entire neighborhoods at basically 0% interest during the pandemic are just going to hold them forever and charge rent.
That has nothing to do with whether we'll avoid a recession.
>If you think the rate hikes are working,
Fed rate hikes always work to cause a recession. Their batting average at doing it is a perfect 12 out of 12. They have never failed to do so.
>the Fed is about to pause and then cut and then equities are going to once again moon.
It doesn't work like that. Once deleveraging starts, it's like an avalanche. The fed rate dropping doesn't stop the money supply from contracting. The fed will lower rates and perform quantitative easing to offset the contraction in a few critical areas but you frankly don't seem to read history, case studies or even broad economics. Your cynicism is not a substitute for doing research.

You have 1 sentence to explain why you aren't all-in Google leaps

>>54357588
In the scenario where the Federal Reserve has been increasing interest rates up to 5%, and the housing market has taken a hit with some types of properties decreasing in value and becoming harder to sell, Boston Properties, Inc. (NYSE: BXP) could experience various consequences:
Increased Borrowing Costs: With the Federal Reserve raising interest rates, borrowing costs for Boston Properties are likely to increase. This may lead to higher financing expenses, reduced profitability for new investments, and challenges in refinancing existing debt at favorable terms.
Decline in Property Values: A downturn in the housing market and a decrease in property values can have a spillover effect on the commercial real estate market. This may result in lower property valuations for Boston Properties' portfolio, affecting the company's net asset value (NAV) and potentially leading to asset impairment charges.
Slower Leasing Activity: If the broader real estate market experiences a slowdown, it may also affect the demand for commercial office space. Slower leasing activity could lead to lower occupancy rates, longer lease-up periods for new developments, and downward pressure on rental rates, all of which can negatively impact Boston Properties' revenue.
Lower Transaction Volume: As property values decrease and it becomes harder to sell properties, transaction volume in the commercial real estate market may decline. This could limit Boston Properties' ability to sell assets at favorable prices, reducing opportunities for capital recycling and potentially straining the company's liquidity.
Reduced Development Opportunities: In a challenging real estate market, the appetite for new development projects may be curtailed, limiting growth opportunities for Boston Properties. The company may need to be more selective in pursuing new projects, focusing on those with strong long-term potential.

>>54356488
uncle rays hot cheetos hittin different today. tastes like jealousy.

Oh my god I sent nudes to a man in Nigeria and he’s trying to scam me with them. I’m fucking retarded

>>54357606
Google is a fag company run by nepotistic pajeets and nü-males/trannies.

>>54357588
Blah blah blah I get it, you suckle the teat of the paradigm
>That has nothing to do with whether we'll avoid a recession
Is totally wrong. The important thing you avoid mentioning is that all that cheap real estate - residential, commercial and everything in between - that got gobbled up from 2020 to 2022 is either owned outright or mortgaged at an incredibly low fixed rate. You're acting like it's insignificant that these owners can now just sit on it until they get a better price or charge rent at pretty much any price over $0 and make profit in perpetuity. The average person or business is much more likely to just agree to paying rent than... what?? Refusing to participate in society at large to the point where everything collapses? Lol

>>54357634
Happens to the best of us anon, stay strong and keep going forward.
Hopefully you'll avoid this in the future.

>>54357619
Shut the FUCK up, AI.

>>54357646
Yeah I will. Women don’t exist on the internet and this was a wake up call.

are you ready? only 30 minutes to go

>>54357667
for what anon

>>54357576
The major thing is Kim Jong Il had a basic understanding of global politics because of his father, but Kim Jong Un, is a fat, stupid, hedonistic, fucking retard. Nobody is scared of NK now because if they really pulled a move like dropping a nuke on SK, the entirety of the west would glass the country. China loves NK because of the mass amount of slave labor they can import from them. They are about as intimating as Libya was to the US.

>>54357679
see>>54357103
some shit is about to happen

>>54357667
>>54357679
Lithuanian retail sales?

>>54357690
I don't get it. Personally my lines tell me lower high and for it to go down.

>>54357708
>>54357690
said lines

max pain suggesting nvidia about to dump hard.
bulls got too cocky.
reminds me of october when bears were all buying OTM puts on qqq

>>54357708
it will be the top or the bottom ;^)

>>54357694
Viskas baigta...

>>54357663
Good good, personally I just went full pygmalion due to this myself.
That said just keep a steady hand and try to collect yourself fren, you'll recover from this hopefully.

>>54357679
Japan's markets close for the day and UAE Dubai opens.
>>54357663
because that's literally how Chrischangate happened?
>>54356912
nope

>>54357729
I don't think you need some formula to determine that a large cap stock that's been neon green for a few months is going to go down a bit. The legitimately retarded take is thinking that Nvidia won't end up at $500+ per share though.

>>54357760
in 10 years from now, sure

>>54357606
Post position or stop larping for trade validation

I miss scoopsies...

https://youtu.be/TZNIKZdoehE

>>54357922
Yea his passing was unexpected

exactly as I foresaw it

>>54357935
AIDS, it gets them all eventually...

>>54357944
>AIDS, it gets them all eventually...
Heh, truth.
How's the BOIL shares going for you?

Is it possible to swing trade weeklies from 500 -> 20k

>>54357969
I sold at a small 4% loss. I'm shorting SPY now . Buying UONE June calls tomorrow at open though. They are very cheap

>>54357606
Google does not pay a dividend

>>54357783
We like to have fun here stop being a faget. I'm obviously not all-in but I have LEAPS in google $90 jan 2024. ALready up 50%, what about you gayboi?

>>54357981
Short SPY, Long Hang Seng. It's the ultimate pair trading strategy. China numba 1

>>54357981
>UONE
Juneteenth speculation? Classic.

>will have to get a shitty factory job if I keep making no money on the market

Not like this

I don’t respect anyone here who follows the Talmud

>>54358011
>Not like this
I know that feel, anon. Dread and worry...
>>54358020
>I don’t respect anyone here who follows the Talmud
Whoa, I'm listening!
t. fellow talmud disliker

I told you

>>54358020
we're all jewish in /smg/(shalom my goyim)

>>54357416
Modern porn.

>>54358062
we are jews are not allowed to enjoy this life
for our rewards are in olam hoba (afterlife)

How fucked are we?

>>54358114
meh stock markets are still doing full retard pumps, so not really fucked at all I'd say.

>>54358114
They wouldn't need to say it if it was true.

>>54358180
Then why’d you say this

>>54358114
I hate reruns
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/nancy-pelosi-visits-san-franciscos-chinatown/2240247/

>>54358193
Because that's their job. You will never, ever hear someone high in the government or the fed or the treasury say that things are bad. If Yellen or Powell or Biden said that yeah, the banking system has some problems and the situation is less than ideal, that would cause an immediate bankrun and have a huge effect on the market pretty much immediately. Saying anything like that would be a self fulfilling prophecy.
So they juts keep saying all is well, regardless of the underlying circumstances, because saying anything else would be stupid.
If you see someone like that actually come out and say that things are bad, that means the collapse is already underway and there's nothing they can do/it simply can't be denied anymore and they already switched into blame mode.

>>54358114
The White House saying funds are safu does not fill me with confidence.

>>54358193
Are you fucking dumb

HOGS bros, the shorts have been made into sausage. WE DID IT

>>54358359
oj gang continues to rise

stay mad PIG FUCKER

>>54357972
Yes. Unlikely, but possible.

>>54357942
This post carries a lot of WEIGHT

>>54358114
The government is telling you to short. So I will long

>>54358389
Day of the citrus greening soon, fresh squeezed bitch.

AAAAAND WALLAH
JUST LIKE THAT
WE'LL NEVER BE BELOW 1950 EVER AGAIN
GOLD GOING BELOW 1950 IS ONTOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

just logged on to the internet computer to remind you all to stay hydrated, keep good posture and do some light stretches.

>>54358532
thanks.
>futures
LINE GO DOWN

>>54358114
Stocks are detached from reality until they aren't so I dunno

futures

>>54357028
>Bears go bull mode and double down on their positions believing the line will go down eventually
What's wrong with the other way around man

>tech red
SOXL is gonna giga pump isn't it.....

It's OVER.

https://archive dot ph/rYcAp

>>54358532
Kek Christian was 25 when filming that movie.
I'm 4 years older and nowhere near as manly as he was.
Holy fuck I need to sudoku

>>54358634
When did I get old? Fuck...

>>54356816
>He fell for the ARM meme
Nigger i would hang that broker by his balls for even suggesting that

>Futures

got a feeling the dump will be ramping up this week or the next

>>54358661
two more weeks?

>The Federal Reserve will keep raising interest rates despite traders betting otherwise as fears of a banking crisis convulse markets, according to BlackRock Inc.

>The world’s biggest money manager favors inflation-linked bonds — securities that offer protection from rising prices — on the view markets are wrong in expecting imminent US rate cuts as the economy lurches toward a recession. This time is different as the Fed and its peers have made clear that troubles buffeting the banking sector won’t halt their battle against inflation

Yields...

>>54358624
more like lost century kek

Are banks just failing because of the Fed raising interest rates? The media makes it seems like they were retarded for buying bonds, which is supposedly a safe investment.

why is nasdaq crabbing so much right now?

>>54358661
>>54358678
>uhm, henlo, yes can I please speak to the stock market department
>but it's urgent
>I need the market to reflect the fact that I lost my job
>no, I mean I need it go down
>yes, so my shorts will go up
>yes, so that I won't have to move back in with my mom
>no I will not hold
>yes, I'll wait

>>54358712
everybody trying to position for the break. it'll break some kinda way soon. dispute over which way.

>>54358661
Feel like April will be a crab month then the May selloff will tell us what the next trend is

>>54358710
>banks exist in 10+ years of QE and 0% interest rates and 0% reserve requirements
>take bonds for low yields, it's free money
>shid and fard when rates go up, illiquid
>go insolvent trying to free up liquidity as you sell immature bonds at a loss

Could someone (kindly) tldr on Binance
If you could, speak as you would to a child, or perhaps a golden retriever

>>54358752
green good red bad

>>54358752
Go fetch, boy!

>>54358678
>THIS
>TIME
>IS
>DIFFERENT

>>54358752
or red good green bad if you are a poorfag like me that wants to buy in low

>>54358624
>>54358705
>LABOR SUPPLY
Lmao your wages will stagnate while everything will cost twice as much
SHORT THE ENTIRE USA
BURN IT DOWN
FREE US

>>54358762
well the east are forming their own economic zone based on the chinese yuan, and the westerners are being fucking retards more interested in tanking the economy to force ESG

Why are all the normie media fuckers like CNN and Fox talking about dedollarization all of a sudden? This shit feels so deliberate now.

>>54358777
because every country not the US and western Europe are moving to BRICS, so the US Dollar will no longer be the worlds reserve currency.

>>54358777
Didn't you get the memo? You will own nothing.

>>54358777
More interestingly, they are mischaracterizing it as a lead-up to hyperinflation. When historically speaking at least (and considering global dollar denominated debt now), that wouldn't be the case.It's either a pre-cursor to them having someone to blame for incoming BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and Weimar 2.0, or much more likely because they want to drum up cold war 2.0 and they went with "hyperinflation" because people just went through historically very high inflation and would be wary of it

>>54358777
Checked and everybody is mad that the Fed isn't letting the infinite money glitch continue and is making things hard to resolve an extra decade and a half of full retard chicanery on top of a 90 year debt supercycle that was never resolved and can kicked because of aforementioned 15 years of full retard chicanery to keep it from happening. Literally everything fucked up in the world over the last four years is because everyone is assmad the infinite money machine was forced to shut down for maintenance. That is how big J-Pow's dick is.

>>54358773
The Chinese yuan is worthless because their population will halve and there is no more stopping it
>BUT THEY ENDED THE ONE CHILD POLICY YOU STUPID AMERICAN
Cope. Check the birth numbers, since the end of the policy the birthrates have halved. No one wants kids or can afford them in nu-china.

>>54358777
>haha goy just invest all your money in nvidia those dollars are worthless

>>54358710
Theoretically SVB was fine until depositors panicked. Rising interest rate hurt but not as much as a sudden loss of confidence.

Dunno about the other banks

low interest rates create bubbles from retarded lending that eventually pop, and even more so when the banks aren't even fractional reserve lending, but zero reserve lending.

>>54358803
Rather, I would say the yuan is worthless mostly because it's not really backed by much. China can have control over southeast asia all it wants, but as long as it has an effective dictatorial rule and sketchy control over its banking system and even its GDP releases, they're far less likely to trust than even the US or Europe, which routinely get caught fucking around with theirs
Basically, who in their right mind would trust China with anything

>>54358813
SVB was so fucked in many ways. They spent the last few years giving loans to every stupid new company promising something interesting. Just throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks, but it turns out, most of it just didn't stick. So as financial conditions started getting even a little bit worse, their whole position collapsed.
Basically this >>54358815
It's typical silicon valley thinking. Do all sorts of shit in the hope that something turns out to be gamechanging. The rest will fail over time. This time the collective failure was enough to kill the bank financing most of it.

>>54358813
>Theoretically SVB was fine as long as people didn't withdraw money
Very robust, yes
Maybe (just maybe) the most basic move of hedging your position, even if that is in bonds, is worth the extra 5 cents you're gonna pay on it.
But hey, what do I know, I don't own a bank

I bought one anyway

>>54358869
a label printer?

>>54358869
An e-ink ticker display? Nice.

>>54358881
Ya a "tickrmeter" e-ink display little toy. Everyone shit all over them the other day, I thought it was neat

>>54358869
kind of cool. i want one of those NYSE ones with green color digits

>>54358898
You can get more they stack with magnets and charge through them so you only need to plug one in.
Neat but it's just a little decoration, you can make them cycle through different tickers

>>54358869
E-ink with a little led on the side for up or down

>>54356450

>>54358935
nigga........you better post the most interesting tickers regularly or ill be sad

the banks are fine, the markets are fine.

>>54357065
That’s a man

>>54358984
>how many hits
The entire crack high is wanting more immediately.
Don't get me wrong I fucking love crack lol
It goes away after you drink your self to sleep

Era of the DAXchad.

>>54358987
1:14, they're specially talking about me lol

>>54359088
Whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNv1kYmQas

>>54359088
>Specifically
god damn it, I've been drinking

>Berkshire Hathaway stake in Occidental Petroleum rises to 23.6%
fug it I'm in

Why haven’t you repented /smg/? Entry into the Kingdom of Christ are the only gains you need.

>>54358869

>>54359133
I wish I could sync it with my light there heh

>yields
is shorting bonds just easy money at this stage?

>>54359139
Entirely possible with a smart bulb and a little script

>>54359139
I have an old iphone that basically does the same thing with a stock tracker app.

>>54359163
Ya I just have a dumb led light with that remote there

>>54358777
>This shit feels so deliberate now.
Those are nice 7s. And yes. It is. Whenever the media all push the exact same type of story/theme at precisely the same time, it's because they have received a directive to do so. Things make a lot more sense when you understand all of mass media work in lockstep to disseminate propaganda.

>>54358558
why did he do it

>>54359275
he bought FRC at 30

>>54359275
Mentally ill trans people are the west’s version of a suicide bomber. Expect for of this in the near future.

Jay-Z is /ourguy/.
>Jay-Z is now worth $2.5 billion—Warren Buffett once said ‘he’s the guy to learn from’
>In a 2010 sit-down with legendary investor Warren Buffett, nearly a decade before becoming a billionaire, Jay-Z compared his approach to his music career with the Oracle of Omaha’s strategy of investing only in businesses he understands rather than what is most popular.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/27/jay-z-billionaire-net-worth-increase.html

>>54359354
Okay but his hair is stupid

So with the incoming crash, why would someone not just buy far out PUTs and instantly become rich? Explain like I'm a retard.

>>54359275
Because trannies are mentally ill.

>>54359378
theyre expensive, and the crash is not coming(you are not the only one who thought of this)

>>54359378
Priced in.

you guys need to up your schizo game. stop taking your meds, unironically. stocktwits is mogging you guys right now on content.

bros, how do I profit from hating niggers? I have tried to not hate them, but they won't let me.

>>54359407
He types...like...a RETARD and his shits all fucked.

Yeah, Im thinking its time to buy some VTSAX

>>54359343
I think everyone should be armed including violent felons. The faster they act up the faster they'll get put down. Level everything out quickly

>>54359420
The last group to profit biggly from niggers were the folks shipping them out of Africa. I would guess the next big thing will be shipping them back.

>>54359576
>Shall not be infringed
There's wisdom there

>>54359354
let me guess, he bought AAPL?

Fuck I just remembered I haven't done taxes yet

>>54359585
what's the best ETF to for nigger removal?

>>54359617
SJIM

Hely there /biz/! Im an almost 20yo zoomie and I just bought The intelligent investor. Are there any good resourses where I can learn about stocks or the ones at the begining good enough? And do you haver any website recommendations where I can burn my money?

>>54359631
Snap into a slim Jim!

this thread is over, no one will see I'm a gay faggot

>>54359647
$splg it's spy but cheaper. You're young you have plenty of time. Put like 80% I to that and gamble with the other 20%

>>54359647
I invest based on racism and intuition. Don't read anything, imagine what you want your money to do in your mind and then find the Jewish word for it so you can exercise the transaction. Free your mind and look for meaning in ordinary events and remember that every single conspiracy is real except the ones made up by blacks

>>54359613
nigga i got like 2800 bucks back lmao, shit was cash

Is someone going to do the needful?

Bake before I bake with the foodtruck girl.

>>54359916
Guys... this is obviously the last real thread on /smg/ if we all stop posting here today we will have been successful in destroying /smg/ forever. I cannot promise that any of you, all of you, some of you will find another board to shitpost on. But I can tell you that I am very proud of the posting we have all done here together. I’ve been at this place 34 years... and I can tell you from experience that people here on biz are going to say some very nasty things in future /smg/ threads and about what you dedicated a portion of your lives to. But have faith, that /smg/ is just a stepping stone and in the bigger picture our skills have not been wasted.We have accomplished much and our talents have been used for the greater good.

>>54359948
Give me my bonus.

>>54359956
you will get a 0.00% bonus and 0 options for being a janny here, additionally you will get 0.00% of nothing for posting here

No new posts :(

>>54359948
kek
Based Margin Call poster
>This is the big one Sam.

>>54360020
we're finally free

>>54356450
You should have bought EAF niggers. That was last call before 7 a share

BABA bros... my bags aint so heavy now...
im finally happy...

Bump

what the fuck was that

>>54359715
I accidentally claimed to many exemptions I always owe money. Hopefully my losses cover some again this year

Dividends or interest?

>>54360140
what happened? they got late earnings?

it's over isn't it? last /smg/ ever. I am finally free.

>>54360140
>>54360290
oh shit it's gonna split

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

SI

Raping

I’m confused and financially bored right now

>>54358752
Funds not safu.

It's ogre

this is it!

>>54360348
>try to find a trans woman that doesn't play videogames
they are on to something (the autism), but can't make the leap

making a new thread

>>54360394
> trans women are women but not all trans women are trans women
Imagine the amount of pcb’s you have to ingest for this to make sense.

>>54360496
>>54360496
>>54360496

>>54358705
When are they losing israel

>>54358624
>>54358624
Short humanity
Long Monke

>>54357530
>North Korean nukes probably don't even work
there is direct evidence that they do, retard. do you think glowies aren't monitoring that shit? they do, from space and from seismic data.