/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54352705
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022 [pending 10-K update]
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,218.458B, 100P = 22.18458B per
Monday RRP: 2,220.131B, 98P = 22.654B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K [10-K pending]
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2022-results
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

GMERICA

I refuse to give into another hype date.

>>54352743
Answer me son

>Oh the misery
>Every shill is getting their own sneed

GMErica is just some NFTs, don't get your hopes up

hello gamestop frens i hope we are all doing well today

>>54352770

shes 63

>>54352777
Checked and i hate you anon

>>54352777
Checked I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>54352777
Checked. If it's just NFTs, nothing else - they are not forcing a squeeze because there is no overvoting, no synthetic shares, no MOASS...
Give me hopium thursday

Can i get some Kek baggies in here?

GMErica release date is Wednesday. Someone present the screencap about what comes alive on each day.

>>54352777

BIG BLACK DICKS
IN YOUR MOUTH

FUCK YOU I WANT MY MONEY BACK GME GENERAL

>>54352777
the holy check doesnt lie

>>54352800
No refunds

>>54352777
no..
dont say than anonymous-sama

>>54352777
fuckin trips of truth, probably

>>54352777
If it is I've lost all hope and will probably stop coming here
Dont know if I would even be able to bring myself to sell my shares

Markets never collapsing

NO MORE HYPE DATES. MOASS will happen when it happens. No point in trying to anticipate the exact date.

>>54352777
I sold.

dates are for chumps

MOASS Friday

Checkem

>>54352777
Just realised its during market hours too which probably means it will be a nothingburger
Someone look up the rules with announcing mergers/market moving info during market hours
Didnt elon get fined for a tweet during market hours that wouldve been allowed if he'd posted it after close?

>>54352777

7's lied

>>54352885
ok

>>54352777
And? MOASS is inevitable without it.
You can't stop what's coming.

i have an idea of what gmerica is but it might be the same idea as a project ive been working on

how do you guys cope? for me its long walks at the beach. i love the time just before dawn. its so peaceful.
just kidding. its weed and beer for me.

>>54352867
>sEqUENtiAl TRiPssS!
>inb4 think you're funny huh pal

GME is not only profitable, but if they unveil a business plan that could be extremely lucrative we could attract all kinds of investors and blow out the shorts.

>>54352917
>weed for sure

>>54352917
>alcohol and drugs
couldnt be me
NGMI
>picrel is for myself, anon
WAGMI

>>54352917
Game design document work & Solo RPGs.
After all this is over I'm going to make some cracking vidya.

>>54352917
Daydreaming about a better future post-moass
At first it was the standard stuff - new house, car, a vacation
2 years later it's more about ways I could use the wealth to make the enemies of the people suffer

>>54352835
As shilly as it sounds, if it's nothing I will be disappointed once more. At that point I'm deleting all my comfy pics, never checking the cringemines again and just DRSing and holding, never selling. If something noteworthy happens it'll be broadcasted on CNN/FOX for weeks.
>>54352893
>MOASS is inevitable without it.
Then why is Gamestop wasting their time with it?

Wait so are we just getting a metaverse

>gmerica
>IS AN NFT
>?????

>>54352917
i imagine living out my days with our lovely baker

>>54352948
I'll probably just set price notifications at $50 and above, also at $15 and below, and stop looking at all of it
Its just exhausting at this point. Every passing day my hatred of Cohen grows

>>54352917
I don't cope. Spite is my fuel.

>>54352828
go back

>>54352972
I don't hate Cohen. He's doing a good job focusing on profitability.
I hate the social media team creating hypedates for their shitty CCC- NFT games and all of the Gamestop board who are preventing a NFT dividend.
Releasing a NFT dividend shouldn't take two years.

> https://twitter.com/gamestopnft/status/1640458708827209730

How do we explore more gmerica? Are they about to drop a fantasy web3 mmo

>>54352948
I agree. I need something big to happen. We made it to profitability and its already shit on by shorts and I am truly over it all. When do the shareholders get a fucking break and some ROI. Cmon cohen stop fucking us and give us some motherfucking returns. Its been years man.

ah, but i have a second chicken sandwhich, you see :)

>>54352997
Would you say that if he sells his position and steps down? He really hasn't done much other than remove the plants.

a 10 k just ran by my house guys

i can feel the anxiety from the shills radiating from space

kek kahties

Gmerica is a trading platform and physical marketplace for genetically engineered catgirls.

>>54353016
I NEED SOMETHING BIG TO HAPPEN

WE MADE IT TO PROFITABILITY

stopped fucking reading WOOOOOOOO

get fucked

>>54353079
Ive felt their fear since earnings.

>>54352996
come here

good job guys
cant show this thread to my mom
say goodbye to a would be another 100 shares DRS'd
thanks

>>54352917
I cope with the stress of waiting by learning more about how the market works. The more I learn, the more I'm certain that I am going to own my own private country soon.

I'm buying $10K in the morning. BUT I suspect some small short hedgie companies will start to freak and begin to close. We'll see, I guess.

>>54353128
oops

>anon saw his old ass mom's Purple Circle

all i have is time cunts

tick tock

>>54352777
Oh fuck, thanks a lot anon. You piece of shit.

This could be about web3 integration with Fortnite, metaverse stuff.

>>54353054
>if he sells his position and steps down
Given his massive stake, everyone knows, should RC truly sell, it's all over.

I'm hyped for the 10K and the expiration of the swaps.
I am not hyped for ANYTHING that the NFT gamestop twitter puts out.
The important NFT announcement will be on their investor relations page, not on their marketplace.

>>54353163
she was like 61 at the time which isnt that old
and its not like she was trying to show it to me
im not sexually attracted to her

>>54352795
WEDNESDAY the 29TH is ARCHEGOS" SWAPS EXPIRY

>>54353171
Could be an MMO with a marketplace for in-game items that uses GameStop's gaypig store.

>>54352795
Funkopops.

so the plan is to creep on your man pushing the
Porsche ugh

>>54353183
I'm fucking hyped to the tits!

>>54353189
>Buy clothing IRL
>Can wear same clothing in Fortnite
I can't say I'm personally excited, but keep in mind that cosmetics are a majority of the moneymaking strategy with gaming these days.

Kek stupid retard baggie nigger retard dumbfucks. Nice squeeze! I wonder what the cope will be once September comes and goes and you're still poor.

>>54353259
i dont know but i promise you will still be here if thats the case kekkkkk

KEKKKKKKK

KEKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>54353239
>I can't say I'm personally excited
i am

>>54353259
why do you care shill?

Women did this

>>54353280
>thinks laughing at someone is the same as caring about them

>>54353180
Son ill gift your mom 100 shares for a pic of her purple circle

>>54353183
Didn't we already debunked this cope date early?

This thread is fuckin' grim, boys. This is the greatest day of all of our lives, get in the spirit.
>freedom

>>54352917
I stopped coping long ago. Now I just straight up no longer believe in GME and am just postponing suicide one day at a time

>>54353377
Hi ken

>>54353321
The only date not allowed is April 3rd because it's a bbby cope date.

>>54353372
>ChrisChan is released
>They finally got the much needed psychiatric help they required
>They bought some GME
>They get rich during MOASS, buy the Sonic IP to continue earning income from royalties
>They systematically hunt down everyone that fucked with them with the help of other super tech wizards in programming thigh-highs
We're living in the absolute funniest possible timeline

>YFW the distraction was a bear trap to bait another attempt at cellar boxing only for warrant dilution to be a backdoor acquisition by venture capital preceding a merger with a tech company (formerly vidya retailer) to create a web3 competitor to Amazon and force delivery of trillions of synthetic shares in a cataclysmic market event that motivates global equities trading to adopt the company's web3 marketplace thus creating the greatest and most profitable company in the history of the world while simultaneously causing total banker death.

>YFW it doesn't matter whether or not you bought the distraction because we are all gonna make it in GMERICA.

>>54353440
>They

>>54353377
You have a lot to live for anon. It's always tomorrow until it's today. Christ has never left your side.

>>54351777
digits of destruction, Kenny getting rekt. checked.

>>54353470
Ultra basado

>>54353095
>tfw the first time you saw this you laughed
>tfw the second time you saw this you cringed
>tfw the third time you saw this you noticed the ESL
>tfw you realize this was real FUD all along, not just some gay hodlr creating contrapropaganda

>tfw ranjesh got 2 bowls of cardamom seeds for an image that's been reposted dozens if not hundreds of times
>tfw ranjesh

>>54352935
Yeah that profitability earnings report really helped that share price.

>>54353467
But I look down and only see one set of footprints, and he sure as hell isn't carrying me

>>54352958
Yup. Seems so doesnt it.

>>54353546
Holy Ghost doesn't need to walk.

>>54353302
i dont have a picture anymore and im obviously not gonna ask her that
nice try

>>54353575
thats rad

>>54352777
I don't care about some dumb shit nft jpegs, i want to see the 10-k

>>54353651
gme is acquiring gmerica

>>54353651
hopefully some anon will take the time to go through it while other anons are busy making memes and calling out shills

>>54353651
maybe they release their 10-k in an nft format. Imagine the possibilities. You have to buy the whole collection just to know how your favorite stock has fared in the last financial year.

>>54353725
>10-k in an nft format
wala

>>54353693
KEK. The sound of a pin dropping around the bbby fags will be the loudest thing you've ever heard in your life.

Fall is starting.

>>54353629
>anymore

>>54353777

>>54353773
All jews have seen their mothers ring.

>>54353741
im compelled to check dem digits

>>54353787
How much do they pay?

>>54353762
How does the office buildings being vacant affect the loan payment?

>>54353762
That's hot as fuck. I look forward to hollowing out all these stupid fucking skyscrapers for anything else useful or fun.

>>54353832
Oh never mind, there's probably different businesses on different floors of the building that would normally rent the space before WfH got popular

>>54353832
No income.

>>54353749
>If only you knew how comfy things really are.

it didn't have to be like this and when you beg for mercy, you will find none.

kneeling on Kenny's neck live on PBS in two (2) weeks

>>54353879
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty jealous that you towel folk are getting bought out by AMC. Not really sure why you're in this thread though. Perhaps you should stick to discussing BBBY and BBBY related companies (such as AMC) in your own thread.

>>54352705
i feel like a retard for not selling the dead cat bounce

>54353955

>>54353931
We need a CEO who can be a real silverback, unlike stupid Cyan Rohan the troll

With the emergence of the new GPT4, we could ask it several things in relevance to Jiemi/squeeze/MOASS/4D Chess. I think we haven't even begun to think about the implications.

I don't even own GME anymore. I just come here to post WAGMI and i'm comfy. Hope you anons make it
WAGMI

>>54354027
How'd it go?

>>54353762
good

The market is desperate for a blockchain based next-Gen website for buying funko pops.

>>54354176
If they made catgirl funkopops I would buy them. I am not even joking.

>>54354192
If you buy a cat girl funko, the ghosts of your ancestors will murder you.

We could ask it stuff like: wen mun? Or: please output a time when the squeeze of the $GME stock will happen. Please use the i-ching, the astrological signs, richard newtons Youtube channel, chart anon's data, the DOT and the inverse cramer theorem.

Not knowing if I'm gonna be rich in a few montgs/years or not starts to become unbearable.

>>54354223
I can’t put your mind at ease. You will not be rich.

>>54354216
Fug, i forgot to reply properly. Meant for:
>>54354143

>>54354216
its literally tomorrow (or wednesday)

I put some of these into stablediffusion just out of curiosity and it's actually quite buyable. Unironically a good idea.

>>54354245
That would be really wack if the AI woild answer this, i could also ask the fucking sonic totem then

>letting yourself get hopeful over another gmerica announcement

Kek baggies. They couldn’t even sell their last NFT.

wednesday at 1pm this will become our reality. this is what GMERICA looks like.

>>54354298
Rica = feminine form of "rich, being rich", spanish

>>54354010
Make sure to edit laser eyes onto all of your memes and profile pics!

>>54353725
jigsaw mode but for DRS numbers. i like it

>>54354298
These OTC/ATS AH trade prices will soon be lit. Can't wait to lol and lmao as Wall Street liquidates.

>>54354298
What's the newest cope when nothing happens

>>54354370
Wojack is doing his neck pull workout so he can't be linched by jealous, retarded normalfags.

>>54354388
that it's tomorrow after we drs all shares

>>54354412
DRS numbers are down, though

>>54354192
I would buy these

>>54354410
He's an AMC holder. It's his harness for lowing himself down into the mines that Silverback Adam bought last year.

>>54354349
Rica is delicious in spanish. gme shares are muy rica. gmerica

>>54354422
>this cope again
get new material meltdownie

Does anyone else have a physical reaction of disgust when they see a funko pop? Just the thought of an adult male owning one literally makes me nauseous.

What do you thin Khoi grandpa would say if he was in his 30s and saw another man collecting those dolls?

>>54354448
*think your
I was hacked by baggies to make me misspell.

>>54354448
Funko pops are nuHello Kitty.

>>54354441
he knows the le way

>https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/dunning-kruger-effect

>Who Is Impacted by the Dunning-Kruger Effect

>The Dunning-Kruger effect has been found in domains ranging from logical reasoning to emotional intelligence, financial knowledge, and firearm safety. And the effect isn't spotted only among incompetent individuals; most people have weak points where the bias can take hold. It also applies to people with a seemingly solid knowledge base: Individuals rating as high as the 80th percentile for a skill have still been found to overestimate their ability to some degree.

This tendency may occur because gaining a small amount of knowledge in an area about which one was previously ignorant can make people feel as though they’re suddenly virtual experts. Only after continuing to explore a topic do they realize how extensive it is and how much they still have to master.

Sad. Many such cases.

I just signed my contract starting next week, can't wait for moass to start the same fucking day for maximum clown world.

>>54354422
>>54354412
>>54354446

oh dear

gais if I use cheat engine after i've logged into my computershare, can I give myself loads of shares?
my brother wants to know

>>54354536
Maybe the real moass was getting a job
Shit, Im in the same boat as you and will be forced to capitulate and get one within a couple of months. At least when I get my first paycheck by bank will do a 1000x

>>54354558
I used inspect element to personally lock the float but that bastard ken griffin just keeps creating syntetic shares

>>54354558
this is basicaly the job of hedgfund KEK

NOT A DRILL

10K IS OUT

https://news.gamestop.com/sec-filings

>>54354641
filtered

>>54354676
I have a +2 cloak of unfiltering.

10k highlights for the baggies:
>Cohen sold
>DRS down to 63 mil

>54354709
Is this something you do for fun?

>54354709
more like 10gay

>54354709
That's only two highlights. What are the other 9,998?

>>54354733
Yes. Mocking people that fell for a scam do they they get defensive and further entrench themselves in their delusion is fun. It maximizes human suffering. I am a demon.

>>54354770
jejd

hello

>>54354641
king

>54354774
Tyfys.

>>54354774
>It maximizes human suffering. I am a demon.
you think you are maximizing the human suffering you are capable of? really? you are thinking very small, friend.

>>54352917
I ride motorcycles. Shills can't convince you to sell if you're not looking at a screen.

>>54354833
You think demons can’t multitask?

>>54353629
Your a disappointment to the family son

>>54354865
what else do you do?
(i'm also looking for ideas)

>>54354881
Convince working class people to vote Republican.

>>54354887
post nose

>>54354774
>shills are unenlightened karma creators
>also eagerly suck ken's cock with gusto
of course!

>>54354891

>14pbtid
just be more entertaining for fuck's sake

>>54354917
I’m paid to make these threads unpleasant.

>54354910
A jew? I was kind of hoping he would be indian, but I can't say I'm surprised.

>>54354926
How much for you to suck my cock? I know your cheap.

frens i feel very comfy as this thread is quite pleasant! sending good vibes to all of the holders.

WAGMI soon? I'm not handling the return to the wagie dungeon very well, especially after 3 years of remote work. Why do companies have to be so cruel? A sperg like me was never cut out for playing this stupid rat race game. MOASS needs to happen so I can fuck off and enjoy peace and solitude.

>>54354641
>potential short squeezes
>availability of common stock
these are a few of my favorite things

i deserve to not work

>>54354955
I’ll give you a reply because you’re actually learning. Excellent work on “your”. In nearly every case, that will illicit a reply.

>>54355008
Answer the question

I know some of you are paid to post in support of GME. And I also know that job sucks major dick.

Come join the good guys. We pay better, and you have way more creative control over what you post. Plus, you get to use your work to fight against scams for once.

If you’re interested, reply with a throwaway email.

fucking send it, you cunts...

>>54355041
Nice try, Providence Research.

Ignore the shills. They get paid by the (you).

>>54355077
this. shills are bottom feeders. don't waste your (You)s on them.

Kek crypto baggies

>>54354641
No it's not.

>>54355119
Yes it is. Refresh your cache.

>>54355077
I want them to get paid so they can be traced by the DoJ.

We even offer tuition credits and support our media agents attending degree-seeking coursework during employment.

>>54355132
No it's not.

CHRISCHAN IS NOW OUT OF JAIL

MOASS TOMORROW

>>54354887
i have a serious question. please don't be offended and answer honestly.

Shitpost your way into building a savings and earning a degree.

since the official unveiling will be soon, name things you think Gmerica could be

>>54355196
A set of gifs for $200 a piece

>>54355175
holy shit she looks terrible...

Hey baggie jannie, how much do the GME pump and dump shills pay you? Let’s see if we can match it.

>>54355220
You should see the other women.

>>54355245
only of the ass is mo

>>54355175
Good God! She is returning to her master the demented Sonichu totem. The cursed idol should have been destroyed long ago but nobody listened! Now bad things are going to happen. May God have mercy on us all.

>>54355196
A metaverse shopping experience

>>54355224
We pay them 300% of their current compensation.

>>54355289
I’m picturing a digital landscape of different storefronts where you purchase nft 3dmodels of real world items. When you purchase theses NFTs, the physical version is also purchased irl and the nft is like a collectible receipt in a way.

So are more banks going to fail or is it over now seems like nothings happening

>>54355331
I believe you comment is in error, as it leads to a recursive calculation of salary.

>>54355360
Dude, SIVB was three nothingburgers ago.

>>54355360
Biden said the banking system is fine

GME is winning

>>54355360
See >>>/pol/421269562. It’s only just beginning

>r/superstonk meetup

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GME IS WINNING SER DO NOT SELL WHAT U HAVE BOUGHTED BAD KARMA SER PLEASE DO NOT SELL THE GME SER WINING VILLAGE VERY HUNGRY

>>54355513
How many of those future billionaires did that girl run through do you think?

>>54355513
Where's Daniel?

>>54355513
Careful. If moass happens you are laughing at the next leaders of the world. There is probably a future president in that picture

>actually my mom thinks I’m handsome
Kek, delicious cope

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/11z6cvx/what_could_go_wrong_threatening_a_anti_nazi/
they can just scoop you up like this instead of paying you gorillions of dollars
kek baggies

what does this mean???

>>54355664
Dip before the rip

>>54355664
We win

>>54355590
good genetic human stock has blue or green eyes, not brown

>>54355360
all banks.

>>54352777
If quads you're wrong!

there are so many people who shouldn't be here any longer, on earth, consuming resources, i mean

>>54355664
moass 2.0

>>54355732
yeah well unfortunately for you i heard about the stock so basically i'm gonna be consooming a lot more soon(tomorrow)

>>54355686
>good genetic human stock has blue or green eyes
Just realised every president since Reagan has had blue eyes except Obama
Its truly over for eyecels

>>54355513
Glad to see a lot of Asians in the mix gives me hope

>>54355799
>only 27% of Americans have blue eyes
>67% of US presidents have had blue eyes
Holy shit blue-eyed chads lets go

>>54355847
buddha and jesus both had blue eyes, pretty much every important figure in history was scots-irish/israelite

>>54355513
4 chinese,
1 karl zuckerberg,
1 white girl,
2 pajeets,
1 europoor,
1 filippino,
6 burgers.

Talk about international. Yes, we are winning.

>>54355732
lmao suck me you WEF cunt. My manlet fat ass is gonna wed a tall dutch qt and by the time I have grandkids I'm sure CRISPR will have figured out how to fix height genetics. The future is ours, you seething jewish freak.

>>54355884
i don't care what you do with your life, i just think it's worse less than mine since im strong smart and tall, sorry, no hard feelings

>>54355847
>>54355874
My eyes used to be blue when I was a child. I remember I was staring in the mirror studying my eyes when they changed from blue to hazel.

>>54355917
sorry for your loss in 4 panels

>>54355513
Shills take note!
THIS is how you FUD properly.

>>54355895
None taken, I'm about to be a billionaire while seeing the enemies of humankind crumble faster than Belgium circa 1940. Everything will become right with the world.

i'm pro eugenics for all the reasons you can personally see at the grocery store

>>54352795
I am the original author of this particular omen and I stand by it.

I will hold until my dreams of having a nice little house with an old scruffy dog and maybe a wife who loves me come true.

>>54355991
Is that so? Well how about killing yourself for starters?

these guys by the dumpster told me i had to suck them off but i stole their ipod and melted their shoes to the ground instead

>>54356038
true, im sorry for being elitist about health intelligence fitness beauty or potential

you think icahn closed those shorts?

>>54356012
>Next on Jerry Springer
>Help! My wife is a Funko Pop!

>>54356012
Which day is 2hus? Friday?
>>54355513
They look a lot less cringy than I was expecting. Still pretty cringe

>>54355062
Qrd on providence research?

The energy in here is so fucking weird.

>>54356081
I'm not the right person to ask about 2hus, I lean more towards robowaifus. I'm just a guy who wants a dog.

>>54356116
It’s always like this

>>54355175
she is the nobody

>>54356116
energy feels fine to me

>>54356059
And grammar apparently.

>>54355008
Just so no one missed your delete. Not that anyone didn't know your were too shioon

>>54356139
dog fucker?

Ok, so we're getting our announcement now. But.. what are they REALLY going to say?
Dubs decides?

>>54356175
I'm not a white woman.

I'm going to use this image every time someone shills BBBY in this thread

>>54356171
the word you wanted was syntax

Wow I can't wait to be right about GME and have every brainlet I've told for the last 2 years to buy and DRS GME talk massive shit about me for getting lucky because of reddit, come out of the woodwork and beg for money, and eventually grow to despise me out of jealousy

>>54356198
I’m just gonna tell them I sold early.

>>54356190
You should use this one instead

>>54356192
Ahahahaha!!!!

>>54353837
The solution is so fucking obvious - let wagies work from home, fire/defenestrate like 90% of management bloat, refit office skyscrapers and turn them into apartments. But this is not an ideal world.

>>54356304
it's ok, this is a safe space for black trans women of color

So is this gonna be yet another worthless nft gmerica collection? Would they really disappoint us so bad? Ryan I know you're reading this. Please for the love of god just end this fucking fraud of a market. We have suffered enough.

>>54356345
okay

>>54356345
You've cried louder and harder than anyone else in the universe, surely God will care now?

>>54356345
no its not
source: cannot say

>>54356352
that's blasphemy

>>54356345
God sends his heaviest bags to his dumbest baggots. Kek.

>>54356345
ok

Has the credit suisse default on the swaps been debunked or nah?

lots of calls closed itm Friday and tomorrow is T+2

>>54356374
nice

>>54356402
It's 3/27/2023, everything is debunked baggie.

>>54356422
we're still here i dont get it?

>>54356413
convenient excuses are God's way of saying he loves you

>>54356433
i dont love God and i dont love you, i'm taking these golden tickets to wonkas factory and trading them for every live jew i can

>>54356402
they opened shorts in exchange for the swaps. swaps don't close, the shorts do. and no it doesn't look like that volume has hit the lit markets, but there's also no way to find timing. shares don't have theta.

>>54356431
You don't have to get it. Just DRS a few shares and wait for their price to look like your phone number.

>>54356405
Can't wait for the "Gamma ramp" to be a giant letdown for the 100+th time.

>>54356455
With country code included.

>>54356447
okay have fun

>54356345
>where is the heckin nft divvy rc?
>N-NOT LIKE THAT

This is GMErica
J pegs in my area
We got a shop (whoop)
Doing low revenues (revenues)

>>54356463
i am gonna gamma ramp your mom so hard anon
she's gonna cover my shorts with her mayo

I'll sell one share for a license to kill

>>54356494
sorry they're not issuing that out just willy nilly like these days, partner

i'll give you two for a nigger pass

>>54356422
I own 0 GME, anon. I just keep up with some of these generals.

Are central bankers begging us not to leave their scheme? What timeline is this?

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1640531089751171073

IS THE 10-K UNDER NDA???

>>54356548
no

>>54356463
I'm ready.

>>54356558
>5 Dec 22

>>54356610

>>54356373
I choose to believe you. The guy above is a jerk.

Dumb fuck burry. No wonder he deletes his tweets.

its super fucking simple guys

inhales

WOOO WOOOOOOOOOO

i have been up all night trying to figure out how shorts closed endless positions ranging from 1-20 (presplit of c) when we have traded from 80-200 for the last year

abyoobe able to help me oiut

>>54356722
Burry == Marco Metzler aka broken clocks

>>54356698
I will give a hint
its called GMERICA what does that imply?

>>54356803
It implies it's another set of gifs on the marketplace. The first set is GMERICA 1. The next set will be other iconic cities

>>54356819
fuck maybe you're right

>>54356781
cake

>>54356803
Yeah more shitty nfts. That doesnt delight me.

>>54356836
I am correct. This announcement is just hype for the (probably disappointing) 10k

>>54356876
>>54356876
>>54356876
Threaded.

>>54353377
based living the dream anon!

>>54356781
It's quite simple, my friend. A terribly clever trick. Simply genius. In fact, I would estimate that no cleverer a scheme has ever been devised. A plan that would make the greatest scientific, political, and economic minds throughout all of human history look like the dullest braindead retards. I can barely wrap my own mind around how it was done, and I'm one of the most intelligent humans to have ever walked the earth. My incredible intellect is completely overwhelmed by the sheer complexity of the maneuvers required to pull off such a stratagem, and I can only glimpse the barest glimmer of the truth when I ply my full mental power for hours at a time. I am absolutely in awe of the lifetime of brutal training and fanatical dedication required to have the skills needed to make the following operation possible:

They didn't.

>>54352705
I'm just posting about amc and ape in bbby threads now

>>54355917
Mine was blue, but got upgraded to green