/biz/ - Business & Finance

ive been holding SOXS for months im such a fucking idiot

>>54346526
your choice in music is terrible

>>54346526
the links are missing I cannot post anything of value here, sorry

>>54346593
>idiot
>SOXS is literally up 4% and going parabolic as I post this
Mumus are so fucking cringe.

>>54346621
Who's this fat goblina now? I've lost track of all the disgusting goyslop quality trannies posted here

It’s fucking ogre…

>>54346621
means nothing when my average is 33.17

>>54346621
SEXO

It’s over

>>54346621
100% man

i panic sold and shorted the bottom again

>>54346697
yeah but when it crash tho

NEW

>>54346732

>>54346732

>>54346732

>>54346697
I'm 100% cash, Im so fucking ready.

Buy order for WISH went through at .37, gonna slurp more if it tests .36. Other anon bought way too early, not worth touching anything on that neon green premarket until it pulled back

>>54346737
I'm using this thread thank you very much

How is DB's stock going up?! Wtffff

>>54346526
why the fuck are there 6 /smg/s? LMAO

>>54348285
5 now

Why is Microsoft shitting the bed?

Has there ever been anything more jewish than American markets?

>Imagine being a dipshit who complains about whites and guns whenever their portfolio is down.
>imagine being 35 who’s only social interaction is on a message board for underwater basket weaving
>imagine being so BTFO you have to argue for over an hour with strangers on the internet
I remember when we actually talked about stocks and posted our portfolios. Fuck the new /smg/ and fuck you abortion survivors

Hate SKYT.
Luv me ON.
Simple as.

>>54350017
Isreali markets

>>54346697
The spike marked the bottom so th tat is telling you the bottom is in and the market is gonna absolutely moon which agrees with the price action; every sell off is bought immediately and we just drift higher all day every day.

>>54349910
That's Brasil-tier shit

>>54350040
*shoots up the local WMT*
Lol.

>>54346526
Is it retarded to liquidate my taxable account to clear all my debt right now? Feeling like I should but I dunno

>>54346697
>raging inflation
>>54346729
After tourist season, I guess.

Sour hour

And just like that SPX never traded below 4000 ever again..

>>54350040
>>54350040
Oh no...
Anyway Green dildos.

>>54346621
DAMN who is this thicc torta?

>>54350093
Wait, CRBP pajeet is this you?

>>54350116
Yes but now im banging someone even older than her.

>>54350093
>protects business and home from criminals
Checkmate foot fungus eater
>https://youtu.be/eG6jDHHWDoQ

>>54350093
>>54350116

Imagine letting white people live THIS rent free in your mind

>>54350116
>Those consecutive texts
FUCK I almost fell out of my chair because of secondhand embarrassment.

MCF Energy is a glowie natural gas company that was founded after the US blew up the Nordstream pipeline to explore untapped natural gas fields in Austria. The director is Wes Clark, Supreme Allied Commander Europe of NATO 1997-2000. I would recommend researching this stock as it has a potential for massive return and is currently sittig at $0.42

>>54346526
crash in <2 more weeks>

>>54350147

can i have an reply to my market query boys??

>>54346526
which one is the real /smg/?

>>54346732
>>54345051
>>54340265

can we please have a few good red days so I can slurp here?

>>54350129
Everyone pack it up, it's just CRBP pajeet. This is a normal spergout. Pajeet understand that this is MY general. I've given you permission to shit in any street in /biz/ except this one. So clean up your attitude and stop seething because your skin is the same color as poo.

>>54350093
post original video.
now send a waggie to clean it up

>>54346526
You'd think after being wrong in like 800 straight "GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE" predictions that bobo would just give up and accept he doesnt know the future.

Why did they have to name the biggest tech ETF after Qanon? Don't they know he's a nazi?

BOBO!
BOBO GET OUT HERE YOU COWARD!
WHERE ARE YOU!
I BOUGHT BOBO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
I BOUGHT THE DIP WHILE YOU SOLD!
GET OUT HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN HEEM YOUR BITCH ASS!

Bros, gasoline is back up again.

why is this nigger market pumping? fucking crash you bloody bastard.

>>54350179
bobo will loose all their money. they will learn.

>>54350175
Damn do you treat your jannie ex con slaves like this?

OILkings I fuckin kneel. And people were laughing at you just a few days ago. Nah, nothing has fundamentally changed, oil is still king, and we just missed this year's bottom :(.
Fuckin manipulated cartel oil market. How is that shiet even legal?

>>54350162
You mean like using heat maps to eyeball based on daily performance?

>>54350169
Stop linking to dead threads retard

>>54350147
you need Bloomberg for that poorfag its over

>>54350177
at least she did it on the floor and not the food

we are so fucking back

>>54350199
Have you heard of 0DTE calls?

They are literally free money.

my dinner is pic. Yes it is financial info but you re too stupid to get it

>this slow grind up after filling the morning gap up
must be very frustrating kek
and they thought they would get to cum
>b-but they said we were going to have another financial crisis
>it'll be worse than 2008!
kek

>>54350207
>TECH correct
>Market pumping through it
The Bottom has been found.

>>54350175
There's been a school shooting today (Again) and you expect me to not make fun of white people for it? You can't seriously think that I won't discuss white culture if there's been a school shooting bro. I mean there's a reason we literally call you schoolshooters

>>54350199
Just like all the women who have denied me pussy and bobs who are now comfortable and happy, they will pay

>>54350206
My ex con slaves are white so I treat them slightly better.

>>54350233
>school shooting
No wonder markets are pumping!

>>54350177
That was a pretty big poopie. I wonder what causes amerisharts to do this....is it the weight loss pills? I'm pretty sure that was the explanation the internet concluded made most sense

>>54350053
Wonder what happened to SKYT shill?

He seemed really convinced. Also harbored some real negativity towards INTC dip slurpers at $25-26. I wonder whether he finally read the CHIPs act fact sheets.

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>>54350233
>https://youtu.be/GXtHd25RyV4
Wrong. /pol/ is that way. Reported for non financial talks

>>54350262
>Wonder what happened to SKYT shill?
He is literally posting in this thread right now.

>>54350233
Well pajeet, you seem to have your own problems...

>>54350207
ty

>>54350274
>He is literally posting in this thread right now.
Where?

>>54350149
https://youtu.be/8xLakFwZWHQ
Conoco Phillips is bullish on it.

>>54350207
These would be nice if you could stratify them by SMID caps for individual sectors, and by product.

Like I wish i could get a heatmap for lung cancer therapy SMID cap biotechs

But that would cost $$$

>>54350233
Don't make me post your rape stats 'jeet

>>54350233
OMG a school shooting ? where ? USA ? so a normal day ?

>>54350337
u can probably code something like that

>>54350327
He's. In The Thread. Right Now. You Just Have To Look.

Female?

>>54350327
Behind you.

>>54350337
>https://youtu.be/93paPgsQuaQ
Buying POWW

>>54346662
>Who's this fat goblina now?
Pretty sure it's that jew with the graveyard vagina.

>>54350276
how dare you ? i finish my drink and after i will explain you why we are superior people

>>54350356
Male?

[Hook]
Hoes Mad (x24)

>>54350354
>>54350361
Fuck. I really can't find him. Please point me to him. So I can laugh at him.

If you can read this SKYT shill. I'm laughing at you. lmao.

>>54350356
30+ .... no magic

>>54350369
Dude I bet Bardonk pays to watch his wife get fucked by white bulls off craigslist. He just has that kinda vibe.

>>54350350
It would be a pain in the ass to code because you need factor data for all publicly traded biotechs that have a lung cancer drug in their product pipeline. That isn't readily available info you can get off some API like tick data / volatility data.

That is a data set you need to scrape and gather yourself before you get to coding on your Jupyter notebook. That's the pain i have with trading biotechs. I want to automate my trading into baskets of biotechs by the therapeutic targets, but that can only be done effectively by do it manually, painstakingly going through edgar SEC filings, using beautiful soup (python) or some basic NLP to really inefficiently scrape together all publicly traded stocks with some specific keywords about having a certain drug in their pipeline


basically you need good NLP to scrape all these companies together

>>54350399
Nice nips.

>>54350400
>wife
Lmao

>>54350399
IS THAT A...!

>>54350377
Look At The Thread. Look At It. The SKYT Shill. Is Right Here.

Power hour

FUELED BY OIL

>>54350409
yeah i see what you mean. if you could figure out a way to automate a decent way to scrape the categories you want together it would probably be pretty helpful

I think this is legit the last thread. How come mentally ill faggots and shit skins always ruin something good.

>>54350448
hahaha yeah it's so tough to automate scraping together companies with specific textual data in their SEC filings because you always get false positives.

hypothetically speaking, if we were friends irl, would you help me write a bunch of code on jupyter notebook that takes textual data from SEC filings using NLP algorithms, in order to create baskets of stocks? We would do this in my room together, coding on our laptops next to each other, I would buy us snacks if we get hungry.

>>54350366
Sir could you please keep your voice down? I'm trying to worship and do the needful.

>>54350399
>Titties, real nice titties, on /smg/
Oh bro it's fuckin over.

Core & Main earnings before market open.
>is a U.S. distributor of water, sewer and fire protection products.
I have absolutely no idea whether it's a poompa or a doompa.

here we go

>>54350455
Kalergi Plan.

Uh oh time to flip IDs again before the jannies find me

>>54350472
i'm gonna keep it a buck with you anon i'm completely retarded when it comes to anything related to compsci but i have been talking to one of my friends about getting into writing some programs related to trading. maybe if we ever make something useful ill post the github in here :^)

jam anon don't act like we don't know where you fucking live spamming these fucking webms.

>>54350513
If we coded in my room together and you sat on my lap while we coded, you could watch me pull stock data from an API and we could discuss how to compose a basket of stocks on jupyter. You could do this while sitting on my lap. I would buy snacks for us.

Amazon Reports Mass Grocery Store Shutdowns As Business Starts Falling Apart

>>54350533
maybe you can create a ChatGPT prompt to help you live out that fantasy

>wh*te wo*an doesn't get the red rocket she requires
>shoots up school
Many such cases. Why don't Republicans do something?

US bros...

>>54350481
WWIII when

>>54350574
There's still an ocean between us
Despite all our tech a lot of water is still a really effective countermeasure

>>54346526
>should I invest in SPY and recive dividands along with continue value growth of a diversivied US market indext?
>NO Id much prefere a 3x leverage product with a cool name like BOIL, which I have no idea how the underlying investments work!

>>54350608
all they really need to do is continue making all of our kids gay tranny niggers

>>54350613
2x

>>54350613
Boomer Investing is for your roth, if you don't play with your individual you have no soul
A brain sure, but no soul

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Give me something to slurp before the markets close. I have $1,200

>>54350572
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54350682
UNG
Verification not required.

>>54350682
Sell a put condor on RUT, 5 points between the wings and make the overall spread whatever you wish for ideal risk-reward.

>>54350663
I bought VT in my brokerage every two weeks

>>54350695
I'm saging your post

>>54350574
What's his fucking problem?

>>54350749
He fell for the brics meme and like everyone else that did is in an eternal cope

>>54350574
Our economies are tied together, we're economically dependent on one another this is all dick wagglin. China will be done as a 'superpower' when their aging population retires en masse.

Does anyone know why SWVXX isn't counting toward my day trading margin. Is it because it's a mutual fund? Is it because it's a mutual fund and I haven't owned for 30 days? Or is it just not a marginable security?

ayo oil finna do a run up n shiet, I'd advise you wh*te bois 2 invest in UCO - remember dawg - oil is the lifeblood of our nation, bitch

>>54350789
lol

My WISH play is a success. I told you all to buy in.

Someone by the rug-pull.com domain and make it redirect to the /biz/ catalog

Buy Big Lots, niggers. It’s retardedly undervalued here. Short interest over 30%. They’re not Bed Bath and Beyond. Look at their balance sheet niggers.

>>54350809
Why not just trade oil futures or oil future-options?

>>54350826
>rug-pull.com
It's taken

>>54350874
Not anymore. It’s for sale.

https://www.afternic.com/forsale/rug-pull.com?utm_source=TDFS_DASLNC&utm_medium=DASLNC&utm_campaign=TDFS_DASLNC&traffic_type=TDFS_DASLNC&traffic_id=daslnc&

May be a better investment than anything posted here today.

>>54350682
WISH. You’ll thank me later.

>>54346526
Short the S&P 500.

Fed is bailing out chinese depositors in SVB kek

Is the down trend for NVDA finally here?

slurp before close?

>>54350931
Its not a bailout!! Its a backstop!

I'm holding my SPY puts overnight. We gap down tomorrow chuds.

Whats wrong mumutard?

>>54350962
They forgot the Viagra.

>>54350945
Obviously. Buy five strike ITM SPY calls expiring tomorrow right fucking now! Now now.

Thank me tomorrow

>>54350663
Even Jack Bogle was fine with people wanting to play the market he just wanted them to only use 10% to make a funny money portfolio and work the desire to beat the market out of their system.
>if you blow up your account after 1 year well stock picking and trading is probably not for you
>if you beat the market then keep going until either you return to the mean, blow up your account or you become Warren Buffet

>>54350902
>drops more by the day

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54350993
Up 55% on my TD bank calls. Sold them right before close. Feels good.

>>54350993
I am confused, we had time shift yesterday. Shouldn't the market be up one more hour?

that was a very cool candle

>>54350993
+.83% I live and die off oil and public storage

>>54350993
Not checking

>>54350993
Great start to the week! Hbu?

>>54350789
You didn't hear about the Schwab bankruptcy?

>>54350993
+0.28

>>54350993
Only up 20% so not too bad. Should have gone harder on the 0DTE calls at open and puts for the closing dump but I beat daily inflation at least and the overnight ramp and short covering into tomorrow will make my 1DTE calls print by noon tomorrow.

>>54350993
in green but had to sell some stock to pay some bills :(

>>54350993
Not checking. Unlike these dubs.

>>54350993
Very gud
All positions are green and should be alright going forward

>>54350993
I'm 75% boomer Vanguard funds 25% cash. I didn't do anything.

Feels good.

>>54350993
>+0.24%
Just a comfy day.

Why does spy refuse to go bear market?

>>54350993

>>54350993
-0.3 Fuck google

>>54350993
up 18 on kold
down 22 on boil

>>54350993
.18 cents in the green. Truly, king crab is the supreme emperor over my folio. May bobo or mumu smite down the crustaceous tyrant, I care not which at this point.

>>54350993
-.62%

>>54351082
People buying 0DTEs, also the Fed isn't really tightening it's balance sheet any more.

>>54351118

>>54350993

+0.06%
I am financially crabbing.

>>54350993
another crab

>>54351119
Meanwhile the entire banking system is about to collapse and countries are abandoning the US dollar. I'll keep holding my bearish positions.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1640425941577941010

BUY ICE CREAM

>>54351101
boil held back another okay day

>>54351119
But its supposed to be loans that get paid off or banks fail. Whichever happens first

>>54350993
>ding!
My pairs made some green

>>54351133
>A seven figure god browses this himalayan abacus-enthusiast forum
I KNEEL BEFORE MIDAS

>>54351162
>loans paid off
Kek, look at '08, nobody is paying back those loans.

>>54350993
bretty good $1700 bucks and my baguettes came out nice

SCHOOL SHOOTER WAS A MENTALLY ILL LIBERAL TRANNY LMAO

>>54351186
>>54351193
imagine not homeschooling your kids

>class participation award
>illustrator

>>54351193
Of course it was. Any non-glowie school shootings are always by deranged leftists.

>>54351082
We were in a Bear market through all of 2022. The Media just refused to acknowledge it so now there is a bunch of confusion on "Is this a Bear Market?", "What's a Bear market?", "Are we about to enter a Bear or were we just in one?"

We're in a crab channel now waiting for a catalyst. Turns out banks collapsing isn't bearish enough to take down the market. Not really sure what could do it at this point or if we really did bottom in October.

>>54351171
Thanks bro but I’m stuck deep in seven figure hell.

Rich enough to not have to worry about average shit like eating out or gas prices but not so rich I can just ball out with lambos is and shit.

Used to be a few million dollars you’d be set but these days I think you need 100mil plus to be comfy and even then people have yachts and houses worth that.

Cathie tongues my prepuce

>muh muh muh deranged Republicans are shooting muh trans ki-ACK!

>>54351186
>>54351193
Good work, gentilemen.

>>54350829
Cute maid. Btw, are roombas worth it? Have a relative who bought one and he said it sucks. Is it like a hard floor only instrument or can it actually do carpet?

>>54351289
>are roombas worth it?
absolutely

>>54351257
>>54351257
>made me check ARKK
Jesas... it's that bad...

>decide to check TARK
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>54351193
So that’s why all the coverage died almost instantly. Imagine if the roles were reversed an a Christian shot up a gay school? They literally be rounding up Christian’s and putting them in concentration camps by tomorrow.

Can someone take a look at AQN Algonquin and let me know if there is any hope of this thing recovering?

>>54351289
Long as you dont have carpet yes, not as good as vacuuming but you can do it daily. Keeps shit clean and doesn't take any time.

bruh

>>54350993
Good but i want a crash for real on god no cap tbhfam

>>54351349
Why are they bleeding money? Also is there a chance that they split their holdings or are bought out?

Reminder that AQB beat S&P today. Know where the real value is

>>54351358
>if you dont have carpet
Well, i guess thats a no then. Too many carpets, not enough hard floor
>>54351319
Thanks for the input though

>>54351361
>Rando company nobody mentioned beats on earnings
Yeah, that'll happen.

>>54351409

>>54351409
>check the 5 year
I haven't stopped laughing for a minute now thank you anon.

>>54351409
Reminder I bought AQB $2.50 Jan 20 calls a year ago and they expired worthless. AQB is going to reverse split.

>>54351434
You're welcome

Yieldbros WW@

>>54351193
>This is a victory for us, whitebros
I'm selling POWW puts.

>>54351423
They own Tommy Hilfiger and Calvin Klein THOUGH. still I have no idea how it's +10%.

uhhh coffeebros...

>>54351441
The duality of man

>>54351492
whoops forgot pic

So what’s everyone’s plan for week?

>>54351496
Yes that was me. I bought those calls to spite you.

WHAT THE HELL!!! THE YIELDS ARE GOING UP ON LITERALLY NO JEWS!!!

Withdrawing my money from the bank and putting it in safer storage (Amazon credit).

>>54351529
Maybe it's the fabled golden Chinese gigadump of USTs

They brought back the pretzel crust pizza bros. We are all going to make it.

ESG bros...

>>54351459
You suck on toes, shill stocks that are imploding. and get cucked by Trannies. I’m going to see you in some human trafficking ring or something, gaurunteed. And you’ll say your culture says it’s okay. That woman isn’t white either

mcdonalds is overvalued. Less people will be able to afford their "food" that is very expensive to maintain. Short mcdonalds.

If you had spent your time getting a real job and buying index funds maybe you would have actually gotten somewhere.

Signed, someone who did just that and is set to retire in less than two years at age 33.

It’s really not that hard. The problem is you’re all natural-born losers and you gambled it all away.

Have fun in your cubicle until age 70!

>>54351521
This is why you’re poor

>Saudi Arabia and Iran adopting chinese yuan as their currency and joining BRICS
funny money $ bros it's fucking over.

>>54351647
weak bait

>>54351615
Please stop shooting up schools and grocery stores. And stop sharting in them too.

>>54351606
Highly doubt theyre canning the diversity. I know marvel just canned that one cunt but shes just a fall guy.

>>54350574
>insert liveleak vid of Chinese incompetence resulting in a gruesome death here

>>54351658
Not bait. These are the facts of my life, and the facts of yours.

Do you have $1.6M? Because my wife and I do.

>>54351193
And so it begins. So when does jazz take an axe to his mother?

>>54351386
Idk. Their revenue grew by 26% and their earnings by 10% last quarter. It started to fall last year when they reported a loss of earnings but they've fixed that. I don't know why else it would stay down

GM about to do layoffs
they ran a voluntary separation program just recently where they asked people to quit
any extras they need that didn't take that will be straight terminated after quarterly performance reviews
supposed to be 2 billion in structural costs cut this year
do with this information what you will

>>54351695
imagine doing this shit instead of just obtaining valuable skills, earning money, and investing it in index funds

hahahahahahaha maybe if your $40 investment doubles you’ll be rich!

>>54350993
Got 110 DOW points in the morning in europe, spent the rest of the day playing starcraft II and shitposting.

>>54351695
They have been trying to buy a US power company and they probably won't succeed
https://archive.is/CVKJW

>only 5 /smg/ threads up
The stock market is truly dead

>>54350574
>ottomans
>byzantine
Does he mean beijing is the tired man of europe? Because no one thinks america is tired or slow by any means. Byzantines lost to the turks because theyve been at war for 300 years and had no tax or population base. The US just got 4 million illegals we can draft to go fight.

>>54350993
+3.1%
I hate crabs.

>>54350811
>>54351039
Thanks for the help nigger faggots. The boys at Schwab will tell me tomorrow

>>54351193
Male to female tranny. Story will get buried quick. Feds already scrubbing social media.

>>54351814
They'll be too busy packing up their desks

>>54350572
Is that Sam Hyde?

>>54351678
>Do you have $1.6M? Because my wife and I do.
Nice larp. I ate $1.6M for breakfast this morning, then bought COIN long calls

>>54351703
>quitting and screwing yourself out of unemployment beni's

>>54351833
No... it's samantha hylander....can't you read?

>>54351831
You suggesting I move my money elsewhere? Or too late thanks for playing?

>>54351842
People are retarded.

>>54351468
For individual ticker WTFWT situations, I unironically recommend StockTwits: https://stocktwits.com/symbol/PVH

Looks like they just made loadsamoney.

>>54351839
not a LARP sorry
some people actually work in high-paying jobs and know how to save/invest
if you had taken your thumb out of your ass and accomplished something, you could have done the same.
but who knows, maybe your next $100 bet on TSLA is gonna make you fabulously wealthy

>>54351468
>lower stock guidance
>earnings btfo low guidance
>stock pops 10+% when they announce earnings
why dont more companys do this?

>>54351872
I'm the good son that learned everything that needed to be learned so that when you are dying of cancer I can be there for you in the hospital and handle the finances after you are gone. I'm gearing up to fire my advisor and sell covered calls on my bag. Working is for 1sr generation stuffs. What's the old saying, 1dt gen earns it, 2nd gen spends it, 3rd gen blows it... Well there may not be a 3rd gen for my family so what do I have to lose? Niggers like you are just niggers. Cope.

>>54350993
Seriously thinking about dropping GOOGL. No confidence that the pajeets can right this ship.

>>54351872
If making it means bickering about having more than others and belittling them for not having the same circumstances, what is there to life?
"making" it doesn't sound so great

>>54351935
>he thinks selling covered calls is a good long-term investment strategy
actually and for real… hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and what does race have to do with anything? successful people who work hard and get what they want are what again? explain it to me

>mentally ill liberal tranny shoots up school
When is it time to classify liberalism and trannies as a mental disease and take their firearms?

>>54351986
>>he thinks selling covered calls is a good long-term investment strategy
Yea along with owning a piece of the company you niggers get advances on your paychecks from

>>54351976
we created our own circumstances. my wife grew up sleeping on the floor in an apartment in the projects and our parents have provided us with zero help.
we had to make our own money just to afford college

you’re right that it is toxic to bring others down, but boy does it frustrate me to see people pissing away their time and money on lottery tickets here rather than just building something

I’ll be the one to break it to you - there’s no east way out. get back to work.

>>54351521
Same as it is every day; but 0DTE calls on the morning dip and sell them at 3pm then roll half the free money I collect into puts for the dump and close at the bell -5min.

It’s literally free money for multiple reasons; pensions and various funds block trading patterns (they are all deleveraging at open) traders are short covering and buying throughout the day cause they are retarded and then more block selling and position flattening at the close. There are billions to be made just crabbing as Joe public loses his retirement prospects and his shirt to inflation and the banks collapse while we game the 0DTE gamma and lead the market on nonsense totally detached from all reality.


Sure one day it will all just collapse but when it does my orders will be filled in milliseconds and I’ll make money from others losing it.

Sucks to suck. Better luck next time goyim ;)

>>54351986
>are what again?
Shabbos goyim. If you are still working im 2023 you are a tool/puppet of Zionism. You may not know it. I'm just gonna speculate with the speculators until I can't anymore

>>54352034
and that’s why you’ll die poor, never having accomplished anything

>>54351986
>get what they want
And what if what I want is to not work hard

>>54352032
On average, what's your percentage gain per day from that strategy?

Jews made me poor today

>>54352014
we don’t work for publicly-listed companies
and what do you think our money is invested in?

>>54352066
All temporary nigger. But you fail to see that. And that's why you are a nigger

>>54352072
if you inherited enough money to support your lifestyle, good for you
otherwise you’ll be taking out the trash at McDonald’s at age 70 just like everyone else here

>>54352085
>we don’t work for publicly-listed companies
Nigger I know. I was supposed to be 2nd generation CPA shabbos goy. But I broke the conditioning. And now you are saying I will die broke and no accomplishments? Who even fucking cares nigger?

Can you tell me about the bond market again anon?

>>54352087
everyone that plays the lottery eventually wins, right?
nope.
you know how things are today? sad and lonely and cold and poor? that’s how it will be until the day you die

>>54352102
>otherwise you’ll be taking out the trash at McDonald’s at age 70 just like everyone else here
But I'm not right now though... And where will the poop and pee be at when I'm 70? Niggerloving faggot

>>54352112
sounds like there’s something wrong with you
nothing you’ve said makes any sense and you’re just repeating slurs over and over again
best of luck with that!

>>54351754
Most of so-called /biz/ is poos and bots. They don't do it for free.
When the checks aren't clearing in Bombay, it's just this thread, /cmmg/, and the shitposts.

>>54352117
Bonds are safe... boring... their prices barely move at all...

>>54351754
wtf do you want? Markets crabbing on el terrible news.

>>54352024
So you didn’t marry up?

>>54352125
>everyone that plays the lottery
The free markets are a lottery? That's news to me. Again whether I die broke or not, does it matter? I am 32 with a $1M+ balance sheet and your answer is to go get a W2 job to "feel accomplished"? What if growing a really big plant is an accomplishment to me? Does that make me a loser? Your nigger brain is on full display.

>>54352214
I’d say we’re a good match. we both came from nothing and built something together.
in terms of looks, I’d probably say I married up yeah

>>54352149
>sounds like there’s something wrong with you
Yes of course there is... There are niggers everywhere nigging around doing nigger things (like smash and grabs at my childhood sporting goods store a block away from my mother's house), meanwhile I'm being told to go get a job and get some accomplishments when I'm peak comfy and retired. Fix the nigger problem you niggers created. I'm totally ok with not participating and whatever consequences that come along with that as long as the nigger problem still exists. I'm not as nice as my boomer father that you niggers killed.

>>54352014
>he thinks selling covered calls is a good long-term investment strategy
Actually think I'll do some buy writes on HOOD just for my nigger rant ITT

nice job bros you killed the thread

>>54352354
It isn't much but it's honest work

What's the best tool to short usd?

Rug pull comes friday

Are my Microsoft calls fucked? I had such high hopes but the shitter doesn’t even run alongside DOW

>>54352174
you just aren't using enough leverage

In any case

Those paper hand faggots known as oil traders are gonna learn.

>>54352365
Damn Baggie is ugly in this photo

So, red or green tomorrow?

>>54351986
>he thinks selling covered calls is a good long-term investment strategy
You want to see what I paid a boomer Jew $8k to "professionally" manage my portfolio? Sickening... SPY wheel will certainly outperform what I currently have going. But you already know that don't you shill?

>>54351934
Personally I just want to FUCK Widowmaker

>>54350993
i made $97 today

>>54352366
UDN is one option.

Less directly, you could hold assets like non-US stocks and gold; they tend to do well when the US Dollar weakens.

>>54352422
Yellow.

>>54352425
I manage my own portfolio and pay like 6bps in total fund fees.
Just buy the index. You’re gonna lose to me over a 60+ year time horizon. And even funnier, you’re gonna spend thousands of hours working your ass off while I’m going to do nothing.

>>54352459

>>54352464
No, you have to trade at least once a week minimum to post here

>>54352174
Kek so many normies passed off bonds as safe and boring. Not a one actually tried to figure out how it works.

>>54352445
there's gotta be something better, currency pairs? uup/jpy

>>54352117
I short them bonds

>>54352518
Is this the sign I've been looking for?
t. UNG calls bagholder

>>54352518
Buy signal.

>>54350149
we finally meet noonstork

new

>>54352556
>>54352556
>>54352556

>>54352366
Short DXY >futures, if you're foolish enough

>>54352563
Nice

>>54352464
Idk if I would call picking which options to sell "work". It's all just top keks isn't it? What if I'm ok with working at McDonald's when Im old? I'll be fucking damned if I just get a lowly bitch W2 wages gig without tapping all available credit. So for me that includes tapping into home equity and forming LLCs and personally guaranteeing some /biz/ loans if need be. I'll get a W2 from an s corp that I'm the 100% shareholder of (or any equity if we can come to agreement). But as it stands right now, I feel like I have no reason to pay the pro advisor to marginally beat SPY, when I know I can make that up selling premium. I don't even need to sell options, I may just buy and hold SPY and play Dance dance revolution for 3 hours a day and just coomf. But I don't need to pay a pro to manage that, especially if he's gonna be a faggot about everything

>>54350149
>>54350329
they just acquired genexco and are expected to begin drilling by the end of the year in Germany and Austria.

>>54352532
Yeah, maybe the 40-year bull market in bonds made people complacent. (To be fair, this moment may turn out to be just a temporary interruption in a multi-decade bond bull market.)

>>54352536
Did you look at the ETF I mentioned? It shorts the USD against JPY, EUR, etc.

>>54352117
When bonds go down stocks go up, when bonds go up stocks go up more.

>>54352545
srsly I've been holding a leveraged nat gas etf for a year now

>>54352685
i know but it has to get better, udn performance has no juice
>>54352794
seems that way, do you think the yield is actually un-inverting?

>>54352848
>udn performance has no juice
I see what you mean -- that makes sense.

Sticking with ETFs, you could use YCL (leveraged long JPY) and ULE (leveraged long EUR).

You could also do a currency trade directly with leverage. Or you could use futures or options on currencies; that would be leveraged too.

You could go long non-US stocks or gold on margin.

>>54352940
what is one for the chinese yuan?

>>54352995
CYB, but I don't think it's juiced up.

>>54352995
We need an ETF that tracks yuan to OJ/Lean Hogs

>>54352811
:c