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>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

$5.25 and they ask if you want to give a tip

When is it time to buy BOIL / Natural Gas?

I see a lot of bleeding hearts ready to capitulate, any chance natural gas will get a run up this spring?

Boil contracts roll over on the 6th, thinking buying around then, hopefully it will reach $2 by then, it keeps dropping 10% a day I cant believe people are holding BOIL overnight lmfao literally day after day of -10% - theres gotta be a relief pump soon right?

>>54348337
You vill sell ze option
You vill collect the credit
You vill be happy

>>54348399
Natural gas is going back to under $2. Boil is finished. will reverse split. The question is when to short Semiconductors

Reminder to max out your roth ira and 401k with good index funds. The market always wins.

Should have known better that you were gonna make Bobo cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you rally around ('cause I know that you're living a lie)
But that's ok, Anon, 'cause in time you will find
… What goes around, goes around, goes back down.
Comes all the way back down, yeah (yeah ANON)
… Let me paint this picture for you, ANON (yo, yo) (uh)
… You spend your nights alone and MUMU never comes home
And every time you call Mumu all you get is a busy tone
… I heard you found out
That mumu doing to you what you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes
… When you cheated, anon
Bobo's heart bleeded,
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case scenario
Tale as old as time Anon, you got what you deserved

I wish i was green

>>54348399
buy now/soon since youre seeing more people demoralized. bottom signal imo.

I got BOILED alive BOILSISTERS but im not selling . Im down 15% for now

>>54348337
First for the cascading bank failures being priced in!

>>54348433
its literally going below $2. Get out.

>>54348433
-2.6% here

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

>>54348422
recommend good indexes brah

>>54348471
VT, VTI if you don't believe in fundamentals, and VNQ if you want real estate in your roth ira

Crabs...explain yourselves. I can't even add bags when it goes sideways like this

>>54348337
Wen short nvidia

Any fellow FRC bagholders in here?

>>54348433
See your financial doctor if you have BOILs on your portfolio

>>54348399
The cool thing about NG futures is that every month when the front month contract rolls over, it silently rises by 10%. This is the premium due to intense speculation of a potential rebound spike.
Then it spends the month riding back down to around $2. It can keep repeating this cycle for the next 6 months, potentially. Since BOIL rolls between contracts, it eats this entire cost every month.

There may be a buy sometime in the summer if there are legitimate bullish signals, and there may be an opportunity again in the fall depending on how certain global events play out.
If you're serious about trading natural gas, you're better off learning how to deal with futures directly.

>>54348464
Market is having a difficult time understanding this.

>>54348464
Daily reminder: Not all banks are failing, buy the dip

I fucking hate you google. I swear to god this stock yoyo's more than fucking tesla

I’m a huge holder of this company. They pay a stable dividend

>>54348399
>>54348420
There is assuredly some point of lowest low, but then the question becomes what kind of upramp to expect afterwards. I am not clear on why it would be such a big deal to reverse split though, in terms of how that would affect any coming rises. The total value would still be the essential same, just number of shares owned would half.

How does one even begin to meter when to do what on semis? At least with natgas we have futures contracts and global situational reports to form somewhat general expectations from.

>>54348433
What happened to the BOIL shill and his bumble single mom roasties

>>54348544
>It's just Lehman and Bear Stearns okay all the others are cool

>VIX Calculator

>>54348573
You never learned. You never listened.

(Boilin') boilin' you
Put your lovin' puts out, baby
(Boilin') boilin' you
Put your lovin' puts out, darlin

>>54348544
Reminder; all banks are tightening credit conditions due to bank failures. Those that survive will be less profitable in the near-term.

>>54348573
He shows up every now and then but has completely ceased anything but showing off gym and whore shots.

>>54348589
kek

How did that big democrat donor who fleeced people of billions (with a b) of dollars get memory holed?

>>54348639
Who owns the media.

>>54348639
It's (((D)))ifferent

>>54348639
Jannies ban this chud for antisemitism

>>54348573
>BOIL shill and his bumble single mom roasties
Who is the BOIL shill? Who the fuck in their right mind is trading 2x commodities ETFs

>>54348512
I’ll be joining you if my puts get assigned.

LOOK LIKE BOIL
MIGHT BE HITTIN'
DA TREE FIDDIES
UPON THIS DAY

>>54348639

Cool it with the anti antisemitism goy

If you are holding BOIL or natural gas, please sell and capitulate already - you are down 40-90%, accept the loss and move on.

>>54348670
>ייכ ייכ ייכ ייכ
what did he mean by this?

>>54348639
Expect a knock at the door any minute now

>>54348602
Banks are going to become a thing of the past. Peer 2 peer lending and crypto currencies will end fractional reserve banking and usher in a new era where we abandon the USD and use Lite Coins as the medium of exchange for all trade foreign and domestic.

>>54348602
Sauce?

>>54348337
Short the S&P 500.

>>54348707
Long the S&P 500.

End the Fed

>>54348480
why do you choose those over voo? or is there no real diff

>>54348688
>t. anti fracking activist

>>54348688
but I'm only down 3.5%

>>54348705
Not the good sauce anon

Realistically, if I legit TSLA now, and hold it for 5-10 years, I should be good right?

>>54348726
>heh, sorry wagie, but it looks like we need you to lose your job so we can afford to print more money for jewish banks

I'M GONNA CRAAAAAAB

Another school shooting today. should I buy POWW shares?

>>54348775
buy ammo

It feels weird when a security is so illiquid that I, a tiny retail investor, have to worry about how much size I'm trading at once.

>>54348453
Why do you think that?

>>54348742
I'll decide what the good sauce is.
I need that sauce.

>>54348512
900 baggies. No regrets. No mercy. Bobo will bleed on my red knuckles.

https://youtu.be/r8sB8N44eBE
https://youtu.be/DF726gXNNmE

>>54348524
>The cool thing about NG futures
it's called contango and it's a part of all dated futures contracts

>>54348704
you could have bought the bank dip a few on friday when you were repeating this shit and been up at least 4% already

well well well look what the cat dragged in
>its OIL

>>54348752
I think TSLA will be in line with most American auto stock prices. People are starting to realize Elon is not a genius.

>tested the lows successfully

YEP I'm thinking the bottom is in :)

>shorting oil

>>54348705
https://exhentai.org/g/1330080/f261756299/
This is not financial advice.

>>54348775
>she
0.0

is oil about to make a run up?

Should I go ALL IN on UCO?

I'm about to put 100,000 big ones on something, I want to make 10k by friday, whats the plan boys

They're doing jewish tricks with FRC to delay the broader financial collapse. They're pumping during premarket when there's low liquidity so that it has further to fall during the day. It's been dumping all day but the stock is still "green".

>>54348464
Bank failures aren’t bullish for the banks that fail but they are for those that acquire their assets for Pennie’s on the dollar and the market as a whole due to the aforementioned and also the money printing.

>>54348775
Logical fallacy. Appeal to emotion.
The implication is that we must ignore or eliminate the seconded amendment,
For the children.

My only regret.... is not buying more oil....

>>54348810
Or you could have bought Lite coin on Friday and been up 12%. (●'◡'●)

frc getting fucked again

>>54348433
What if you stopped gambling on the highest risk stuff and stuck to gambling on high risk but not suicidally so things, like SOXL?

>>54348840
>she

I could have saved her :(

WHY ARE WE GOING UP ON LITERALLY NO NEWS!!!!!!

bros tell me not to do this

>>54348849
>Pennie’s on the dollar

>>54348464
>>54348544
That's true. But the market will go up in the short term, articles about bank failures will return in may.

>>54348868
Chart says up 10% for the day. What news do your elven eyes see Legolas?

>>54348840
>>54348850
I wonder how Republicans will try to use the fact the shooters was a female to help deflect from their policy fuckup. I mean the governor of Tennessee, where the shooting happened today, put a man who sold the same ammo used in today's school shooting on the State Board of Education. It's all just tiresome. Maybe I will sell POWW puts to help profit off of American violence and love for shooting up schools.

>>54348873
Bottom is in. We're done selling now, sweaty :)

UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO UCO

>>54348919
ACKWEGKAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54348896
school shootings are good for the market

>>54348396
Jason that splenda is gonna give you gyno and oldtimers in that order also if you cant brew and ice your own coffee ur ngmi moka pots are like 30 bucks wtf bro

are femcels rising up?

>>54348876
>power goes out
oops that's $1000 of meat gone

>>54348943
I would just assume it was a male kind of "she"

>>54348943
>inb4 it's a troon

>>54348943
trooncels

>>54348943
The femcel uprising is unironically bullish for stocks.

>>54348683
>.62 was the bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

>>54348951
this is my assumption as well

>>54348808
>it's called contango and it's a part of all dated futures contracts
I am aware. I'm also well aware that most of this general didn't seem to listen to my contango warnings until I started giving more detailed explanations.

should I slurp BOIL
looking pretty juicy ngl

>>54348934
This isn't 2015 anymore. No one cares about school shootings anymore. Biden can't convince people like obama did. Crab and dump continues.

>>54348945
>not running your house off the hydroelectric generator you built in your backyard off the mountain stream on your property that supplies you and you alone with fresh water and electricity for free forever

Literally never gonna make it.

>>54348987
No. Stay far away.
t. BOIL-ed bro.

>>54348337
> 5 SMGs
what the fuck is wrong with you' why do you allow this, you fucking retards

I feel like I'm wasting my money contributing to my Roth IRA...just threw in the max 2022 contribution just now. I've got decades to go, and money isn't tight, but I can't help feel it would be better elsewhere.

>>54349007
but surely line has to go up eventually

>>54348987
buy some kold while your at it so you never lose

>>54349015
after I rope then line will go up

>>54348704
This

But if you're burgerstanian then this is still bearish, no situation where USD dies is even remotely optimistic for burgerfags. It'll be more destructive than your civil wars or your criminal blacks combined.

>>54348987
I would not recoomend
You could have slurped it at 3.62 and sold it a few min later for a nice little pocket stuffer tho

Why cant I say nigger?

long BOWL
short DISH

BOIL is going to ZERO

UCO is going to $40

>VIX will fall below 20 this week

BOIL will go negative like that time oil did during covid.

>>54348464
Of course it isnt. Have a feeling I didnt post this hut it was in a dream. Tldr the market is purposefully manipulated to delay obvious moves for the sole purpose of preventing the commoner from getting rich quick and easy.

Longer versi9n: Imagine the market acting correctly, 2007? Easiest puts to buy for anyone that can put two and two together and the crash wouldve happened a year earlier too. And any single crash since then as well. Wonder how long before the camels back breaks (see 2018 rate hikes where the market suddenly just crumbled until a pause and cuts quickly were on the horizon). Now all we got are some shill claiming a pause and rate cuts every single day for over a year and saying the market is good. I wouldnt be surprised if those saying this stuff are paid to be here, bagholders refusing to sell because "if I sell itll be the bottom," and those just intent on screwing others over. Imagine every post here was tied to a persons portfolio kek wonder how different itd be if you knew what they were really up to and the performance of their account.

I just noticed that I have a huge growth at the back of my head under hair. FML, going to check it next week

>>54349036
you can't say nigger because it's not allowed, nigger
GET YOUR BANK SHORTS NOW

why is nasdaq bleeding bros?

>>54349076
Anyone remember when UWT collapsed 90% overnight?

>>54348396
>jason
hows the sequel to shitkickers coming along, you homeless drunk?

>>54349090
If moderate inflation persists, you know that stocks are getting cheaper and becoming a better deal every day yea?

Even when choppy and flat.

Stocks don't have to tank to go down in real terms and be great deals.

Seeing lots of "if only the teachers had guns too" from White inbred conservative chucklefucks. We're the only place in the world where there’s a ridiculous expectation for educators to somehow double up as trained school shooter assassins instead of simply fixing the root of the issue (pervasive access for guns).

>>54349076
I think it was Baggie I saw recently mention that seeing that taught him a big lesson on commodities futures based shit, that it was possible for them to below 0 and the knife can not only fall farther than expected, but indeed beneath the floor.

>>54349116
Imagine how satisfying it would be for a teacher though. Knowing that you have the means and the state backed power to assassinate one of the fuckers in your class. Just need to bully him enough until he snaps and w'allah, jackpot.

>>54349080
You're talking about something that happened fifteen years ago. I feel like technology has changed the game and made the market much more responsive. Remember how easy it was to make money on the covid drop by buying puts?

>>54349090
Because cramer said if you shorted it, it would be your funeral

>>54348843
They are, and it’s why i’m long.

>Seeing lots of "if only the teachers had guns too" from White inbred conservative chucklefucks

! 2023-03-27 https://www.financialjuice.com
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you are welcome, niggers

>ten year veils 4% on the day

yikes

>Seeing lots of "if only the teachers had guns too" from White inbred conservative chucklefucks. We're the only place in the world where there’s a ridiculous expectation for educators to somehow double up as trained school shooter assassins instead of simply fixing the root of the issue (pervasive access for guns).

>>54349116
How many kids have to die before I give up my guns? All of them. (And that's a good thing!)

Once again, if you watched my video and bought JNUG this morning like a said, you'd be up bigly. I also opened a short position on SPY just now. Being right all the time unironically kind of gets old.

>>54348873
There is news. Svb got bought.

soo uuh.. my RUT calls I bought at the 1700 area last week as a hedge for any retard pump on muh regional banks are up and my nasd-ack shorts are up too
someone eating good tonight

>>54349173

>>54349173
nobody wants to watch videos on some chud site, go back to YT

>Seeing lots of "if only the teachers had guns too" from White inbred conservative chucklefucks. We're the only place in the world where there’s a ridiculous expectation for educators to somehow double up as trained school shooter assassins instead of simply fixing the root of the issue (pervasive access for guns).

>>54348894
>Chart says up 10% for the day.
non-retards understand that the graph says its down 21% for the day

>BOIL bhenchods

>>54349189
That wasn't me, somebody hacked my account.
>>54349191
Your loss chud. Enjoy staying poor.

>>54349198
>>54349165
>>54349154
The school serves preschool through 6th graders but half this country will argue to the death that it is not guns that are the problem

>>54349116
You're right, it should be optional

>>54349214
Reddit might be a bit your speed, bud. Have you tries going back?

>>54349214
I wish that a gun would shoot you

>>54349210
im not your chud bud

>>54349214
>The school serves preschool through 6th graders but half this country will argue to the death that it is not guns that are the problem

Fuck off glowie scum

$73 OIL now or in 10 minutes?

>>54349243
*tried

This general’s quality is so fucking bad on crab days, jesus christ.

>>54349198
>anime gook faggot with infinite losses on BOIL
>blaming whites again and never addressing the true criminally culpable race: niggers
ok tranny

>>54349214
Guns don't have agency

>>54349083
I'm kinda worried bros. I'm not going to die am I? I was about to make money on my 3x nat gas leveraged bet I can feel it.

>>54349198
>I get sad when i remember that rural places exist
now thats a mental disorder that no amount of drugs can fix

>>54349256
Maybe tomorrow.

>>54349276
>>54349214
meant for this nigger but also an*me is for troons anyway

>>54348873
what kind of genetic problems does she have?

>>54348683
HERE IT COMES
>HERE IT COMES
HERE IT COMES
!!!

I am still longing and loading up on FRC and PACW

>>54349277
Can't have gun violence without guns.

>DJIA starts dumping
>oil stocks ignore, keep going
Oil stocks are following the price of oil instead of the DJIA again. Bullish (for oil). Bearish (for tech).

>>54349282
That's just brain matter escaping, it means you are too smart.
I would refrain from thinking too much, the brain is a muscle. Maybe consider becoming an alcoholic to kill some brain cells and weaken it back up so it fits back in your head.


I am not a doctor, nothing I said is medical advice.

>>54349303
fake and gay

>>54349294
she can see behind herself

>>54349253
I'm not your goy troy
>>54349293
Vtubers aren't anime, nice try though.

>>54349282
does it hurt when you poke it?

>>54349312
Makes sense, only 500IQ individual would buy 3x nat gas on recommendation from fellow anon without doing any research himself

>>54349214
It's not a gun problem. It's a whitoid inkwell problem. Since when you seen any other race do this?

>>54349308
Violence is violence. Absence of guns will not stop it.

>>54349269
>>54349308
1PBTID

>>54349282
buddy, you need a shower way more than you need medical attention

>>54348873
Nasdaq is red doe

>>54349314
wym

>>54349344
Post positions.

>>54349325
Nope, I can press it even and I feel nothing. Didn't even notice I have it until now.

JUST FUCKING CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck you mr crabs

>>54349323
Rocker, I think the problem is mentally ill faggots. Weird how we shut down the looney bins and all of a sudden we have DEI, Trans, and school shootings. Maybe, just maybe, mentally ill faggots are the problem?

>>54349293
Okay, none of this matters because you are talking to an Asian-American who commits far, FAR less crime than the average White-American, who is generally mentally ill and is on the precipice of committing a mass shooting at any moment.

It's really funny listening to white people try to explain how niggers are really scary with guns when pretty much every single Asian-American is aware of how many white people in this country actively murder Asian-Americans with guns. You faggots have zero self-control with weapons. Insanity that you even have the audacity to lecture me about how dangerous niggers are with guns when your own people can't stop shooting up public places


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Atlanta_spa_shootings

>>54349323
im not your kike mike

>>54349340
I shower twice a day. I always had issues with scalp, probably because I use too much jewish chemicals on it. Some people say it's better to not use any shampoo at all to restore natural balance in your scalp, but I never tried it.

>>54349335
Absence of guns stops gun violence. Not all violence is created equal.

>>54349338
who is this guy and why do i feel like my life is directly threatened by knowing he exists

>>54348894
It’s bleeding

>>54349354
I havnt spent a lot on them because obviously it’s a gamble but

>>54349308
You get knife violence instead like the UK

>>54349379
>using a product literally called 'sham' and 'poo'

>>54349308
abesan would like to have a word with you about that

>>54349335
yeah, studies show that katana and kitchen knife violence claims just as many victims, if not more

>>54349354
Here’s pacw

>>54349374
What type of psyop is this?
>https://youtu.be/ta6VYZFLUk8

boil bros..

>>54349374
Bugmen are honorary humans. Honorary.

>>54349387
why not just sell puts?

Deutsche Bank is kaput

>>54349413
>boil

>>54349393
And?

>>54349379
>I shower twice a day. I always had issues with scalp, probably because I use too much jewish chemicals on it.
jesus fucking christ
theres your fucking problem
skin is your largest organ and youve been overdosing it TWICE DAILY with carcinogens for god knows how long
normal people wash their hair like twice a week
and i used to use no shampoo for several years and have been considering switching back
after seeing your repulsive hair and your terminal skin cancer, im definitely going to switch back
good luck with the chemo bro, maybe you shouldnt have been so astonishingly retarded with the gay faggot beauty products

>>54349384
Paul Harrell, AKA the Holy Spirit of /k/.

>>54349080
Look you have to be stupid. You're betting against vanks you’re betting against the team making ALL of the rules and getting frustrated that they’re cheating. Wake the fuck up. Bulls don’t win because it’s all sunshine and roses. Bulls win because the casino WANTS them to win.

>>54349371
I dunno, I don't think about it much because I don't leave my apartment unless I'm going to work, getting groceries, or walking the trails by my apartment. I only spend time here to socialize and all of you, and I mean every single one of you are mentally ill. So I don't know if mental illness is the problem.

>>54349362
>JUST FUCKING CRAP A PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I got you senpai

>>54349303
that face and arm posture looks like she just finished her business on an old fashioned toilet with those chains you pull on to flush

>>54349433
was he going to put his arm around her? the nerve of that incel

>>54349412
>>54349406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaOtd2KweA

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/sikh-man-shot-in-washington-state-in-suspected-hate-crime/2017/03/04/1f3453c0-0122-11e7-8f41-ea6ed597e4ca_story.html

Remember that time a white guy killed 6 innocent civilians at a Sikh temple? Or when one of you just went up to a sardarji and killed him in WA state? I never ever want to hear whites lecture anyone about gun safety, etc. because anyone who lives around white people knows that these households are a few days away from producing a murderer.

The amusement park I loved and went to all the time as a child — Gilroy Gardens — is forever ruined for me because some white guy decided to start killing a bunch of people there in 2019 randomly.

>there are people in this thread that own BOIL at $40

>>54349433
It’s okay if you are part of the problem, but the solution isn’t to live like you. Sorry you got too scared of life to live it; but no, I’m not going to give up my freedoms and liberties because you are too scared of your own shadow.

>>54349407
>>54349422
Higher oil prices -> more wells -> more useless, garbage, smelly natural gas

>>54349459
Im gonna buy boil at 2$ to make fun of them

>>54349374
Hispanics bring the stats up
Non Hispanic White gun violence would be European tier, not Japan but better than what we have

>>54349457
there's an old sarji who walks my neighbourhood (yes in WA state) and he's fucking annoying because he just walks in the middle of the road and never heeds cars

>>54349398
Remember that civil war in Rwanda when they were hacking each other up with machetes. Good times man.

Alright I just got home what's going on today?

>>54349417
Please stop spreading bank run causing misinformation.

>>54349457
>https://youtu.be/FQYHnYnTed
Keep up the psyop. I hope you get aids and die alone

>>54349475
*sardar fuck
don't at me jeet

I feel bad for BOIL holders, I sincerely hope most of them are not down 92%

>>54349480
Market crabin'
another school shootin'
BOIL baggies cryin'

>>54349471
and yet those countries don’t have constant mass shootings performed by white people. curious, isn’t it?

Guys... this is obviously the last real thread on /smg/ if we all stop posting here today we will have been successful in destroying /smg/ forever. I cannot promise that any of you, all of you, some of you will find another board to shitpost on. But I can tell you that I am very proud of the posting we have all done here together. I’ve been at this place 34 years... and I can tell you from experience that people here on biz are going to say some very nasty things in future /smg/ threads and about what you dedicated a portion of your lives to. But have faith, that /smg/ is just a stepping stone and in the bigger picture our skills have not been wasted.We have accomplished much and our talents have been used for the greater good.

>Microsoft
Absolute pain

>>54349457
Maybe you should grow some yellow balls and start carrying to defend yourself, then.

regional banks will recover mark my words

>>54349425
I might give the no-shampoo meme a try. There is a chance you will have to put up with me little longer too, I assume this shit should be easy to cut out.

>>54349503
But they do. Go back to /pol/

Will my SPY call make me money in the next 45 minutes?

>>54349412
>posts a literal murderer who killed a man for fun
So civilized

>>54349508
>MFW I hit eject 2 weeks ago

>>54349335
Yes, the Las Vegas shooting would have been just as deadly even if the shooter was throwing knives out the Mandalay Bay hotel room.
>>54349489
Every time a white American is confronted with the fact that their culture glorifies firearms and killing and violence, they just either bring up niggers (who are indeed violent and scary, but still not even close to the point) or that everything is a psyop

You cannot even have a straightforward conversation with white americans about gun violence, even after one of them goes and shoots up a dozen people in a grocery store or kills hundreds of people in a concert. Its always a psyop, its always feds, its always glowies, or its always "wh-what about n-niggers".

>>54349508
Didn't it go up on no news since October? It's about time we got a correction.

>>54349468
You know nothing about me chud. Iived more life between the ages of 20-25 then you will in your entire meaningless existence. I'm 35 now, I'm not interested in "going out" and "doing things". Like some disgusting normalfag. I have a general full of people that need my guidance to make money, and I'm happy to oblige because these people are my friends. People like you are lucky to even share a thread with a master trader like me. I expect an apology from you.

Taxpayer bros... we just can't stop winning.

>>54349323
>my chinktoons aren't gay shit, I swear!!
ok retard
>>54349374
Don't care, your stats are fake and gay. Niggers and latinx are the problem. Thanks for trying though

Verification not required.

>>54349561
This reminds me, what happened with the Unrealized Gains tax?

>>54349537
You can’t have a straight forward conversation without it being about race. I brought up the nig nogs because you are pozzed with DEI. Sorry the news channels you get only show you evil bad white people. But I assure you, gun violence inset race based but it is interesting how 12 percent of America makes up over 50 percent of the gun violence. Like that one again who shot up shinese new year and the news blamed a white person at first. So yeah, your opinion doesn’t hold weight and until I see your portfolio, you are a psyop who most likely shills penny stocks

>>54349425
what about conditioner?

>>54349561
Thank god they hired all of those IRS agents

>>54349537
The Vegas shooting was a glowie psy-op and it amazes me that retards like you can't see it. Remember when the security guard involved was Shanghai'd away immediately after then went on Ellen, where Ellen proceeded to tell HIM exactly what happened? Or the fact everyone who saw more then one shooter was mysteriously murdered shortly after? That is not a good example anon.

>>54349571
>what happened with the Unrealized Gains tax?
Same thing as happened to carried interest.

>>54349576
>>54349520
>>54349425
youre supposed to shampoo your hair only like 1-2x a week. Otherwise, just wash it with cold water and use some oily conditioner like argan oil

>>54349536
Last week was a great week though

>>54349525
Umm, FACT CHECK, both times were self defense, sweaty.

BOIL bottomed and this is why.

>>54349557
So you are a mentally ill faggot. I mean, I’ve always known but it’s good to see you come to acceptance. And doing sexual favors for meth isn’t life experience kiddo. Try traveling to see the northern lights or melting icecaps, go to costs rica to see the mountains untouched by humans, go enjoy volcanos of South Africa. Otherwise , naw, you haven’t lived an ounce of my life within your 35 years of misery. Get cucked and keep being poor, you don’t even own your own business. Your just a fucking janitor who has to delete their own social media because of how fucking retarded you really are. Go ahead and post another anime photo. I won’t reply

I can't believe you guys riled up the racist Indian again.

>>54349173
what video?

>>54349633
MA'AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE

>>54349633
The pajeet bought options on FRC. And lost all of it by noon; what did you expect?

>>54349624
wut does it mean

>>54349503
Now take poc out of the equation dumbass.

>>54349651
>The pajeet bought options on FRC. And lost all of it by noon; what did you expect?
Why do you guys just make things up. First the NVDA short thing, now the FRC thing, and next we'll have white guys make up random details about Vegas shooting. It's all just kafkaesque

>>54349537
All the replies prove you're correct lol
>>54349576
Dumb
>>54349599
Dumber

>>54349652
Exceptionally high, particularly negative redditor interest.

>>54349633
All in a days work of existing as a pure blooded white man

>>54349503
>Sees stat that white Americans commit same gun violence as European whites
>Uh but the news said they don't
Lol

I'm interested in trading options. I'm not a beginner, because of my experience with life insurance and annuities, but I've never looked to use them for personal gain. Does anyone have advice on developing a strategy?

Oil is up 5% today
It is up 5% and you are laughing

>>54349520
>he doesn't know that cancer spreads
get your lymph nodes tested, anon.

>>54349522
are you actually so fucking delusional? the u.s. has seen over 80 white perpetrated mass shootings this year alone. all of the other countries on that chart combined haven’t even had that many.

>>54349661
>All the replies prove you're correct lol
Yep. You simply cannot talk about this very touchy subject in the White American cultural sphere: gun culture and violence. If you point out that White Americans have iteratively demonstrated they do not have the self-control or mindset to properly raise their kids with guns, they get butthurt and start howling and jeering about psyops / feds / glowies and how DA WHITE MAN NEVUH SHOOTS UP NO SCHOOL NO SUH

Welp, im done trading for the year, total p/l on the trading account is -1800. Im out.

Market is about to shit itself, I just sold the rest of my puts. Do with this information what you will.

>>54349520
You could just have a bot fly larvae buried in your scalp. They don’t cause pain. Get it checked out or just let it mature and fly away.

>>54349662
>kafkaesque
You're using this word incorrectly.

>>54349662
funny how you ignored one reply but will respond to another….you and >>54349661 can go to a safe space where guns can’t shoot your thoughts or ideas.

>>54349680
>life insurance and annuities

so being an actuary makes you think you can play against gamblers skilled at partial differential equations?

>>54349705
>-1800

>>54349318
can she suck herself from behind too?

>>54349694
>pajeet copecel comes to whine about politics and guns on /smg/
You're free to leave McShartistangolia anytime and live in Designated Shitting Nation
Verification not required.

>>54348775
This shit happens all the time in US of A, it's getting boring at this point, find some other way to attentionfag.

>>54348396
Grilled coffee

>>54349626
>Oh my god I heckin love traveling!!!!??
Sad. I live in the best place in the world which is Michigan. You sound like a pebbitor and should go back there. You look down on me. I was playing Yakuza kiwami 2 last night and was on a hot date with koyuki, and you try and pretend my life is sad? I'm honestly starting to feel bad for you. Imagine being you? Lol. Lmao even.
>>54349638
https://www.bitchute.com/video/XFG5Izf6i6Qg/

>>54349714
I wonder what tranche he's on today.

>>54349689
I'm just gaslighting myself hoping that's not the case. Will definitely get this shit checked as soon as possible. Thank your parents that they didn't raise you to be a retard if they are the ones who taught you how to use shampoo properly btw

>>54349694
No one claimed that. I claimed mentally ill faggots shoot up school, and overall gun violence is perpetrated by nig nogs. Why can’t you accept facts instead of going on a /pol/ tyrade? I know it’s because you are embarrassed of your own color but it’s not my fault you smell of shit and white woman find you insufferable

This woman takes donations from the NRA lol. What a fucking clown show. I'm selling POWW puts for sure.

>>54349714
Kek

>>54349680
>Pink ID
Well I guess there's my answer
>>>54349705
Rip. Make sure to put those losses on your taxes next year.

>>54349723
Last year was -19,000. I think it's time I find another hobby. All money goes into IRA accounts now, i'm done.

>>54349661
>>54349694
SER, if you're so afraid of being shot by whites, why don't you carry a gun to defend yourself like a man?

>>54348337
which one is the real /smg/?
>>54346526
>>54346732
>>54345051
>>54340265

NOOOOOOOOO
I SHOULD HAVE HELD
THE BOIL I BOUGHT
UPON THIS DAY
I
WOULD
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A
LOT
BETTAAAAAH
BUT
NOW
WOULD
RISK
G
F
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Is tesla a good buy?

>>54349714

>>54349721
That's what I want to find out.

>>54349778
All of them. :^)

>>54349778
Protip: we abandon threads above 300 posts because the thread stops bumping.

>>54349716
That’s how you know the dipshit is a maroon

>>54349734
I look down on you because you a degenerate faggot who is so delusional, it thinks it’s internet life is as important as the relationships with family and friends. Im not pretending anything, I’m telling you. A retard having pity? Yeah, imagine being me. I bet you can try. But it won’t compete to the real experience. But keep ignoring facts and pretend that the soft politics of today will save you form yourself. At least you didn’t post an anime picture. Props

>>54349793
so we should bump the ones that are about to be archived

>>54349797
>t.newfag

>BOIL
this is our time BOIL sisters! power half hour!

>BOIL rebounding from a -10% dip
who could have foreseen this

>>54349740
>I claimed mentally ill faggots shoot up school, and overall gun violence is perpetrated by nig nogs.
This is literally the "dindu nuffin" argument from Whites. It's not "mentally ill" whites who do these mass shootings. These are just normal white people who were not raised properly because of retarded Ameriblob culture where modern white fathers are 300 lb overweight alcoholics who post election conspiracies from their government subsidized Android phones while letting their son play with assault rifles, not paying attention to the fact their son is a total menace to society who does drugs, drinks, and plays with guns.

I summed up White American culture in a huge chunk of the US population. You don't care about the opportunities your kids has when they grow up, don't value their education, let them get addicted to drugs, and let them play with guns / go on mass shootings.

That white /pol/tard who shot up a grocery store, remember him? Payton S. Gendron. That is a perfect example of white cultural rot. Stop focusing on glorifying guns so much and make your kids study some damn lin alg / CS

>>54349116
There are many countries with easy access to guns, none have these issues

Mutts are just retarded

>>54349769
Seems like getting rid of guns is a better option.

>>54349694
The only mass shootings whites do are the ones that happen to get on the news, the bulk of them are consistently gang violence in inner cities done by brown people
Ann Coulter is a retard but she was right that the longer the media takes to report on a shooting or shooter the more likely he is to be a minority

>everything pumps
jerome is placing market orders again.

Baking...

>>54349807
>1 hour left in the market

Holy fuck I blanked out and like 6 hours passed by ?

>>54349802
Didn't read any of your post

>>54349839
They don't make movie villains like Clearance Boddicker anymore

>>54349858
BITCHES, LEAVE.

>>54349807
>>54349840

dumb retail chud doesn't know that CME traded commodity futures settle their prices at 18:30 UTC.

Everyone's already at the bar 2 drinks in by now.

>>54349802
dude is just having fun stop being a retard

>>54349825
>NOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO CHANGE WHAT THEY'RE DOING BECAUSE OF *MY* IRRATIONAL FEAR!!!!
How about no?

holy shit bros
20 mcnuggets for the price of 10

I love the mcdonalds app!
buy MCD

>>54349821
Not everyone thinks like you. Not everyone is as stupid as you are. I hope you dont believe people actually think like that. Instead of being a mentally ill faggot complaining about guns, you just live in a country that had all guns banned. Sorry you live in fear of the white man. I guess racists just can’t be convinced or fixed
>https://youtu.be/VbcX8f9moD8

>>54349757
see you next week

>>54349802
>That’s how you know the dipshit is a maroon
There's no need to aggravate. Racial tensions are already stressed today. Not everyone has read the trial.

>>54349282
Bot fly larva. You have a new fren. Keep it warm and comfy. It will mature and dig its way out soon enough.

>>54349825
Seems like stabbing you would be far simpler. At least I’d have my gun and 1 less person complaining about gun violence

>>54349821
>to the fact their son is a total menace to society who does drugs, drinks, and plays with guns
Those are all normal glownigger, kek go kys no one is buying this shit

>>54349622
>both times
Jesus he killed another one since I last checked? The one story I heard him say was absolute 100% bullshit. He only got away with it because there were no witnesses which is also why he did it

>>54349896
and then I went to the CircleK to buy my smokes and I got $10 worth of mega millions tickets but the guy gave me $20 by accident

I just keep winning today

buy TSX: ATD

OIL CHADS

>OIL can't hold 73

>>54349938
White kids think that doing drugs and fucking around with guns is normal...that is exactly my point. That is the reason you tards get heemed on every academic / career metric by Asian-American kids. This is exactly why Asian-Americans earn way, way more money in the USA than White-Americans.

>>54349953
>>54349954
Duality of man

>>54349965
Yup. You re correct. Whites get paid less then Asians. You did it! You conquered the conversation. I’ll see you next thread to berate you all over. Ya mentally I’ll poo in the loo.

>>54349965
SIRS WE ARE WINNING PLEASE BELIEVE ME GOOD SIR. DO NOT REDEEM FIREARM VERY BAD FOR KARMA SIR

>>54349191
>>54349173
Don't listen to this guy. I don't want to youtube to recommend me other sick freaks like you. It's good to have you contained on this site and maybe there you will be able to go full retard so you videos are actually entertaining again, faggot.

>>54349939
The toxicology reports confirmed his story. He was attacked by a drunk guy. The other was road rage and there were multiple witnesses.

>>54349965
>White kids think that doing drugs and fucking around with guns is normal.
There's plenty of people who do drugs and have guns that DON'T shoot up people. There's a difference between being a regular degen and an actual menace to society.
>That is the reason you tards get heemed on every academic / career metric by Asian-American kids
No one denied this and it's irrelevant

Guns are based.

>>54350058
that's probably what most people think before they get shot

>>54350058
>>54350074
Guns are based
https://youtu.be/eG6jDHHWDoQ

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>>54346526
>>54346526
>>54346526

>>54350098
pumppump

how do i find strongest and weakest sectors???

>>54350080
>distance weapon
>self defense situation