/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54337332
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022 [pending 10-K update]
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,233.956B, 99P = 22.565B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,218.458B, 100P = 22.18458B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K [10-K pending]
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2022-results
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek Hedgies

>when GME moons AMC will moon too
>when GME merges/acquires BBBY, it will moon too
>b..but buy AMC, BBBY, etc. instead of GME please

>>54337357

12 more hours until the reverse splividend makes bobby moon 1000x
Gme baggies will get a 3x too

So what's the reason there's no 10K? According to Larry Cheng, who is on the board, companies should release potential bad news early and actual good news on-time. The 10K is neither early or on-time

>>54337405
Must be better than good news anon.

>>54337405
Gme is getting bought by bobby
The acquiring party always makes the announcement which will be on april 12th (bobby earnings)

>>54337405
It's not technically late until Thursday.

>>54337405
Must be really good news for GameStop and it’s investors and really bad news for everyone else.

>>54337405
The book vs plan schizos were right, and the DRS counter shot up to a number that shouldn’t be possible given all other official filings, so it’s being held up in (((investigations)))
>source: I want it to be true

Repostan:
DOJ is probing UBS and Credit Suisse 3 days after UBS offers to buy Debit Sussies.
DTCC is forcing UBS to re-neg on it's purchase of Debit Sussie being a 7% holder of UBS.
Debit Sussies inherited a steaming pile of leveraged derivative^2 from Archegos capital regarding GME.

If UBS manages to get out, the BIS picks up the bill through the interconnected network of derivatives that are forced to settle in default.

Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties:
>Hudson bay capital (BBBY)
Barclays
BNP Paribas
>Merrill Lynch
National Financial Services
State Street
>UBS
BNP Paribas
>Goldman Sachs
Paloma
>BOFA
>Citi Group
>Deutsche Bank AG
>JP Morgan (Fed Reserve)
Morgan Stanley
>Credit Suisse (Biggest swap party)
>JP Morgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities
>Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn
Fidelity Prime Services
>Morgan Stanley
Northern Trust
>Morgan Stanley Fund Services (Cayman)

>Implying banks with CDSs already mooning and/or crashing in market price
>Implying the Caymans are also not safe from GME

These short-hedge parties have to facilitate infinite fiat redemptions to GME holders due to a logic error in the stock market. Quadrillions of derivative bets comes tumbling down.
This kills every fiat-based Central Bank in the world.

>You can't kill the BIS
The entire asset set (AND value) of the BIS is dwarfed with the obligations Archegos heel-striked the counterparties with. Central banks are checkmated to step in and backstop to prevent whole-market neck-snapping volatility, The equivalent fiat output to 95% GDP of BIS is...infinitely more times by the number of counterparties required to close.
With Cayman Islands exposure, every fiat connected hedgehole is exposed.
This includes every nation the listed counterparties hold derivatives in.
This directly affects the performance of the central banks and if every one of the 63 central BIS banks are in ruin...

...The whole house of cards falls down.

where is the 10K published? SEC website?

>>54337461
In this thread.

Post it baggies
The newest April copium.

>>54337461
On the SEC website and on GameStop their Investor Relations page, with a Crash Bandicoot
https://news.gamestop.com/sec-filings

>>54337420
Followed shortly by you awaking from your drunken stupor on a park bench, with pains in your anoos

>>54337469
No copium just knowpium

I KNOW that in just a matter of weeks you will be poor, be in jail or kill yourself like the faggot you are

Suisse is FUCKED
UBS will pull out unlike what I will do to Kennys ex-wife
DTCC is happening
Swappies are hidden meaning the shit hitting the fan is starting to clog

remember when they beg for mercy, it never has to be this way, they causes it

>>54337455
None of this is true. Was debunked last thread.

realize we are fighting against the most evil people that have ever existed.

I care not for their souls, so when I see these banks go down I definitely get a chubby, moon soon mother fuckers.

>When GME moons, AMC will moon too.
>When GME merges/acquires BBBY, it will moon too
>But I don't want to buy GME, I'll buy the others instead, and "I HODL both".

Is this the best hedgie shills can come up with?

>>54337455
>Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties:
While it is largely true I have to point out again that the phrasing of the filing is specifically ambiguous so that the parties aren't directly identified for counterparty risk. For instance a financial institution that offered a credit facility for Archegos would appear on that list despite no risk from derivatives.

>GME will moon when the weather cools

>>54337469
GameStop is a profitable business. No copium needed, I just like the stock.

>>54337557
>weather is starting to warm again

>>54337597
>I live in Townsville, QLD

>>54337520
It’s always been their main strategy. Sunk cost fallacy makes it hard to get people to sell, so the next best thing is to just get them to buy something else.

>>54337514
huh what do you know...

>>54337469
There's the shorts. There's the longs.

gamestop was losing money - shorts were winning, but couldnt close (else squeeze)

now gamestop is profitable - longs are gonna win in the end (squeeze)

no copium needed. They made their bets and I made mine. let the company's future decide the winner

Patience. No need for monthly copiums as you suggest.

>BBBY WILL MOO-ACK

>me on 4chan in 2011

Haha OP delivered! He knocked over the card stand!

Oh cool! Japan put missiles in Public parks in case North Korea attacks

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>Me on 4chan in 2023

I’m going to take everything from these bankers and hedge funds. I hope they all jump off ledges

I wonder how much land I’m going to buy

Haha 51% of trannies kill themselves.

Joe Biden didn’t win.

>>54337658
Damn. That's as concise as it gets.

>>54337373
>Kenny when he's out of mayo.

>>54337503
Point me to this so-called debunking.

>None of this is true
None of Wall Street's minions will survive.

>>54337420
>more BBBY copium

>>54337443
So maybe the leddit mods weren't compromised and enough shares needed to be in plan first for the big table flip to book?

When it's announced that government pays out the yearly average of 30 usd for everyone's gme stocks, it being non-negotiable, what mods are you going to install on your local minecraft server?

IDK but I DRS'd last Wednesday ... I hope I'm not the first one where shares are no longer available :(

>>54337366
I genuinely hate those people.

>>54337774

i brought a chicken sandwhich in here :))

Now that the dust has settled, what are we in for on monday?

>>54337801
Not sure, nobody knows what's going on with Suisse and UBS do they? C'mon insiders let's hear how bad UBS is kvetching to not take the bags (tm)

>>54337469
Here, this covers at least the rest of the year so you can stop asking this dumb question.

>>54337801
apparently the destruction of israel
>>54336488
checked.

>>54337520
>YFW BBBY was a greed trap to bait another attempt at "quick gains to dump into GME" only for retail to be short fodder by market makers preceding a pump by a "teenager" (family gave him ONLY a few million to invest) to create another anti GME basket stock to force holders of GME synthetic shares into a dilemma that motivates desperate holders trading to psychology adopt BBBY's bags thus diverting some GME holders from the greatest and most profitable company in the history of the world while simultaneously creating RC sold themed FUD.

>YFW all the shills can do is beg you to think of the AMC2 towels ser.

>YFW it doesn't matter and you can just keep buying GME exclusively because, despite all the trickery, they are still fucked.

>>54337762
They’re absolutely compromised. Did you see how hard they tried to suppress and obfuscate anyone talking about the difference? WAGMI harder than any of us think is possible
>>54337675
And we would have been content to stay like that, but (((somebody)))’s greed is strong to the point that it’s not enough that they win their game, we must lose. It’s a problem of their own doing. I hope future generations keep that in mind

>>54337830
This is honestly the best news the company has posted in the 2+ years I've held this stock. Another dilution would kill this movement I think (look at BBBY) and as long as they weren't making money, it was always a possibility and the shorts had a chance. Now that's off the table and all they can do is cope and then rope.

>>54337862
No one ever gave the elite credit for their ability to leave 'well-enough' alone.

>>54337675
>i just wanted to play some video games

....thats all i wanted....

>>54337859
>GME is a profitable company, it’s a good investment
>BBBY is hatching a secret plan on Twitter to destroy the hedge funds with children’s books and bathroom supplies. Ada- I mean Sue Gove is playing 4d chess with the rogue glownigger hedge fund managers that assassinated the CFO in an evil plot to overthrow the hidden order of towel sages.

>Oy vey, the goyim know, shut it down!

>Swaps could explode soon
Is this it? Is this finally the endgame? I can't handle any more Wall Street asspulls.

>>54337952
This is from the sneeze no?

>>54337366
>when GME moons and ____ moons too, since they cost less to buy now, they will increase more!!!

>>54337859
I think most of the people who went into BBBY are gme holders who have a gambling addiction

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>54338084
many such cases

>>54337955
Debunked. New April cope is about to drop however. Stay tuned bagbro.

>>54338014
It has the date on it.

>>54338160
Whats the point of posting it?

>>54337838
>apparently the destruction of israel
whats the news?

>>54338224
What's the point of asking it?

>>54338228
Asking why it was posted or asking whether it’s from the sneeze?

>>54338238
yes it's from the sneeze.

>>54338238
Of course it's from the sneeze, the date of the event is front and center beneath the header.

>>54337405
A 10-K is never late, Yolo Baggins. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

>>54337859
Oh wow I forgot the random teenager that supposedly made millions on bad bags and bankruptcy that the media was spreading. Whatever happened to that? Was he even a real person?

>>54338274
Kek bagginses

>>54338225
mobs protesting net-and-yoohoo and his changes to their judicial system
>>>/pol/421155765
>>>/pol/421141695
also, CNBC is apparently deleting credit default swap data on JPM, BofA
>>>/pol/421150165

>>54338294
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/08/18/jake-freeman-bed-bath-beyond/
Interestingly the company he bought into (his uncle's) got absolutely mogged in value

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MNMD/

>>54338320
sweet. thanks. glad things turned out this way.

>>54338294
Jake Freeman. Literally a hedgie, runs freeman capital who have their offices in the same building as citadel...

>muh gamestop is profitable
When will you idiots learn that it's not about how much you earn. It's about what you're worth. And who's worth the most? Companies that lose money. Pinterest, Snapchat, no revenue. Amazon has lost money for every fucking quarter for the last 20 fucking years and that Jeff Bezos is the king.

>Nancy Pelosi just sold most of her portfolio for a loss
>the President of Kenya just made a public statement where he told his people they've got maybe a few weeks to get out of USD
It's time.

>54338413
>We can ignore reality forever
You can ignore reality.
But you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

>>54338413
Lol gamestop is about to fuck the market into a smudge. Deal with it, bitch.

There's absolutely nothing you can do about it either.

>>54338274
confounded dwarves!

>>54337405
Other than incredibly disappointing DRS numbers, the only other explanation I can think of is announcing an imminent merger/acquisition deal with BBBY. It can only be these one of these two possibilities. So anyone claiming that GME isn't merging with BBBY is trying to FUD the DRS numbers.

>>54338413
it's over

>>54338427
I'll bet you're down a lot of money right now. It's fucking humiliating losing all your money. You think when I dropped below a billion I walked around telling everybody? Fuck no. You guys were the only ones who knew, and I actually thought about having you killed.

>>54338444
>1pbtid
>scripted digits
Yeah, that’s gonna be a sneed for me dawg

What will you say when it's red as far as the eye can see on a bloody Sea yet the massive green tower of GME stands looming before you?

I know what I'll say, kek hedgies on ledgies.

>>54338455
not really no.

and I'm buying more every week, you're fucked beyond belief buddy.

I hope you've picked a nice ledge out for yourself.

>>54338447
>tfw she's humming this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

>>54338455
I’m actually up. Also how exactly is having me killed supposed to help you?

One night, you're going to log off, hop into bed, and Vin Diesel will be there, staring at you from the shadows. You look up at him, hands shaking, lips quivering, he leans down and whispers into your ear: "You know this ain't no 10 second race. I've got nothing but time." As he slowly wraps his hands around your neck, claiming he's done this to many dinos before you. He slowly starts to shove narco berries in your mouth while your vision wavers he whispers: "Just like ARK." He smirks as he chokes out the last of the life from you and says: "I live my life quarter-mile at a time. Nothing else matters."

>>54338444
>the only other explanation I can think
That's because you are a bbbyrainlet. >>54338455
>MUH MONIES!!!
Cope on a rope

>>54338489
Deutsche Melvin Archegos Suisse UBS

>>54337871
Hedgies have been coping, seething, and dilating all over the threads since the earnings call. GameStop did not go bankrupt, nor did it have to dilute us to death to get back to profitability. They've been grasping for one narrative after another to avoid the ledgie. None of it has been proven true.

>>54338455
>when I dropped below a billion
Proofs or kys.

Not to mention the fed has opened emergency liquidity lines for all the banks. This hasn't happened since 2008. HEDGIES=FUCKT

>>54338474
>>54338482
>>54338489
Really? * I lost so much fucking money with these guys. I got rat-fucked. That's a pun. I made it all back though. Sweet investment in the hair-transplant sector. What?

>>54338506
RC is going to bury them all, he'll collect rent from them in the afterlife

>>54338522
*and

imagine knowing but not buying wew

israel made jannies sad

>>54338534
Really feels like it's a personal vendetta with RC and the fucks that run this show. He had a great teacher in his Father.

I'm liking Mr. Cohen more every day.

Friendly reminder that Maine Coon wants you to WAGMI
>>54337366
Checked and kek it's so transparent yet niggers still fell for it

All I want to know is if it will be life changing money or not. I want to see the crooks go to prison too, but if the complicit gov schmucks intervene and just give some paltry 5 digits per share I gonna burn some cars.

>>54338631
burn em anyway, based

>>54338631
Trillions of dollars.

They are beyond fucked. I'm fully expecting to become a billionaire

>>54337469
>https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
I squirted all my copium straight out of my cock into your mother this morning.
Wait...not copium...jizz.
I jizzed in your mother.

It's fucking over

There is no fucking merger with bankrupt towel stock, stop trying to push this distraction shit. Buy more GME and DRS.

We are actually going to make it.

qrd on wtf is happening in israel? and is it GME's fault? I hope so

>>54338831
It's insane how idiots think this will happen.
BBBY has 2 billion in debt. Why GME merge with a failing company and take their bags? do they think the GME board is that fucking stupid?

for 2 billion, GME could open up their own towel stores, no need to buy bbby. not to mention towels have no relation to GME's core business, gaming.

I'm convinced its shills pushing this.

>>54338413
Jeff Bezos is the king of sucking my balllllllls, bitch

>>54338861
apparently when banks are down the jews start protesting. Must be some crazy coincidence.

>>54338861
I really hope it is.

>>54338631
Five figures makes anyone with at least 300 shares a multimillionaire after taxes. That's just 75 presplit shares. Once we hit that point it's a pure stag hunt. Any price beyond that is gravy so hodl as long as you can.

>>54338861
Netanyahu has reforms set to make judicial appointments a purely political appointment from parliament. That's obviously unpopular but to further piss of the Jews he's started sacking ministers who disagree with the move including the defense minister, an obviously unpopular move given that it's Israel.

>>54338861
their country shorted gamestop, many such cases

Gonna name my ape run hedgefund to Auschwitz.

Get fucked, this is our casino now.

these threads in addition to nothing happening are rotting my brain

>>54338631
>>54339002
nice low floor price anchoring fud

>>54339052

>>54338887
Shills and very desperate baggots down 90+% on their shit investment. It would be one thing if AMC didn't exist, but everyone saw that with their own eyes.
>AMC is cheaper and will squeeze just as hard as GME bro!
And now the BBBY baggies are saying the same exact thing.

I am ready

>>54339078
cant wait for the amcneed and bbbaggys meltdowns

>>54339078
I'd invest in BBBY over AMC lol.

although with the short basket, I'm fully expecting everything to fly that's connected, but nothing will fly like GME.

>>54338511
>C-cohen redeemed!
It's embarrassing desu
Whiskyshill! I'm a man of my word, and you WILL honor our GMEntleman's agreement. You have until this Friday at end of trading, then you WILL buy $1000 worth of GME and DRS it.

>>54339125
did he really say that?

>>54339062
(IP changed)
It's not price anchoring. Maybe I'm not explaining this well. Hold as long as you can. I'm saying once it breaks $10k a lot of holders will have "make it stacks" and so it's a very bad place for the government to try and stop the runup. If they're going to try and intervene to stop GME from making a new millionaire class their ceiling is about $5000. The core of intervention FUD is that the government won't let you make it, but mathematically they don't have that option anymore due to years of accumulation by retail.

Once GME holders are mostly millionaires, then we're "accredited investors" by net worth rather than retail traders and it's not the SEC's job to take sides in that fight.

>>54339125
It's like you've learnt nothing at all. The others in this 'basket' aren't flying anywhere. Why would they? They are losing money. They are diluting. They ARE going bankrupt. GME is the only one that managed to turn it around and become profitable.

It's completely possible, because of the Infinity Pool, to hold and sell a single share for billions of dollars.

>>54338413
these companies are only "worth" more because they are allowed to run on hot air instead of profits and in the end it's the bank's fault because bankers love huffing hot farts and cranking their money printer to new orgasmic heights.

>>54339179
it's possible to not sell at all and receive a dividend for billions of dollars

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54339147
no need to explain - i just like replying "nice low floor price anchoring fud" whenever anyone talks about selling at any price. i also agree that 'government intervention fud' is completely useless once you realize that the ideal play in the world where that happens is still to hold as long as possible haha

Shorting BBBY tomorrow again AMA

>>54337801
she cute

>>54339230
ok carry on then

>>54339231
Did you know you're filtered?

>>54339176
I don't care what you say I'll hold to zero if need be I already have a hefty GME stack.

BBBY is my side play.

>>54339002
But I only have 60 so spice that number up some.

>>54339203
Selling is what the broker shares are for, but if the broker rugs me, yeah, the dividends will be nice.

>>54339197
It's all about ROI. ROI! You know what that stands for?

>>54339230
Oh yeah, what would happen if the gov intervenes or rather "wants to" intervene but almost nobody takes the deal? That would be a sight to see.

>>54339267
I dont want to sell ok stop asking

>>54339304
round two of "position close only"
you baggies will sell the instant they turn off the buy button
>"if I sell now, it's the top, it will only go down from here"

>>54339342
i said dont ask

>>54339342
ComputerShare going PCO would mean there are zero shares available in the DTCC and thus WAGMI by default.

Well with the destruction of Israel on the horizon what do I ask for now?

>>54339342
at that point you're basically admitting we were right all along about everything. so WAGMI. would love to see the embarrassment if they did that.

>>54339385
that but faster

>>54339342
the infinity pool says hello

>>54339391
Kek, they already knew we were right they were trying to convince us we were wrong because disinformation and mass shill campaigns have been their MO from day 1.

>>54339342
like Mark Baum, im going to hold and watch the suffering on MSM begging for shares and only sell at the zenith where maximum suffering happens for hedgies (ledgies or jail) some hedgies have been jumping too soon and are ruining my joy a bit.

>>54339385
A constitutional amendment that bans closed source software and officially enshrines the right to online privacy
>why yes, I do love the GPL, how could you tell?

>>54339342
>you baggies will sell the instant they turn off the buy button
he doesn't know

>>54339342
>you baggies will sell the instant they turn off the buy button
Fuck you're dumb as hell. You must be drinking yourself to death because you somehow become dumber every day.

>>54339498
brain like a goldfish amirite? kek

>>54339514
dont you have work tomorrow?
ill be in the club playing with my girlfriend's titties
lmao

>>54339530
>buy button turns off
>send a hand written letter to a company in australia to sell for $9,999,999
>1monthlater.png
>it finally executes

>>54339541
if u in the club playing with titties they the club's titties

>>54339541

>>54339479
Based

>>54339541
>>54339547
also i dont work tomorrow, i might sleep thru the whole fucking trading day, how the fuck could you know, NIG

>>54339541
>you go with your girlfriend to the club
she ain't your girl amigo

One of these days we may just wake up and the ledgies have all been completely liquidated.

>>54339576
>Sleeping
>9:30AM
>buy button is disabled
>media panic, horn noises blaring all day
>4:00PM
>wake up
>Huh that's neat.jpg
>Watch Leapin' Ledgies Livestream on twitch
KEK

Total
Hedgie
Death

>>54339385
Disconnect the entire Indian subcontinent from the Internet and make trying to reconnect them a hanging crime.

>>54339613
I’m holding until they’re liquified

Yeah I'm thinking WAGMI soon...

so when do we get our payout from apex? hopefully before moass, since it would be chump change afterwards.

Did anyone order some buildings with lights on? I got a fresh DTCC, extra Top Floor fresh from the cringemines.

>>54339689
>omg the lights are on!
>this proves that im entitled to $10000000000000 for my stock in a video game retailer

>>54339676
Apex? Oh, you mean Tricia Rothschild of the Rothschild family who shut down trading during the sneeze. Yeah idk

>54339711
Yes.

>>54339614
The return of disabling the buy button is so bullish. I'm already all in, I WANT them to turn it off to price out anyone who isn't nuts deep in this stock.

>>54339711
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have 115 shares

I am selling if it gets to 1,000.

Literally, post split of 25 right now is a x40 movement. You cannot find that kind of movement in any other mainstream stock in the past 20 years (excluding the 2 cherry picked past squeezes.)

Even after the Tesla split and gamma ramping, it only did an x8 and the company is still OVER VALUED, because EVcels believe in a fictitious future creating fictitious value in Testla. Kinda like Gamestop at the moment. Which all eventually fades away, like Netflix, Snapchat, and Facebook. Gamestop is going to join them.

So, when I sell at $1,000 and post my gain porn here of $115,000 (don't muh taxes, im holding long and idc because im not poor) and you hold till this fictitious amount of 1gazookazillions and end up with $1,150, don't fucking cry to me and call for jannies like a little baby.

$1,000 is a reasonable place to sell your shares and still make off good. There is no way this stock will go above a x40. Please find a place or example of this anywhere in past 20 years and refer to the above of those 2 stocks I mentioned.

So, when I sell my shares of 115 for $1,000 and make off with good bank to live a decent life, please do not cope and cry here in the generals, that is if the OP keeps making these chuckle threads.


Again, I am going to sell at $1,000, because there is no way this will go any higher and there is no evidence it can or will, okay?

>>54339750
ok Juan Postby Thessid

>>54339750
3/10 larp. Reddit spacing was a nice touch.

>the AI still reddit spaces

>>54339750

>>54339750
ok ken
go to bed but before close your shorts

>6500% is only an 8x

Doubles decides what bank fails next

I’ll start

Truist

One of the main appeals to 4chan is its anonymity right? Except, anyone who’s been here for more than a day knows it’s not anonymous at all and everything you post here is public record. All of our logs talking about Gme will probably be used against us in a market manipulation case. Reddit will too but that’s more obvious. The biggest gme holders will definitely be arrested for antisemitic and hate messages against hedge funds

>54339750
>Please find a place or example of this anywhere in past 20 years and refer to the above of those 2 stocks I mentioned.

>>54339829
I would rather that happen than that I get all the money

>>54339828
Here’s my go at a timeline (I’m a moron though)
1. Deutsche
2. Truist
3. Wells Fargo
4. Schwab

>>54339750
I don't think you understand how insanely deep they've dug this hole.

If you HAVE to sell, sell to cover and ride the rest out.

One thing that GME journey has taught me is that meme magic is real and I don't know about you but I'm a believer in making it so I'm holding for tight tummies, not waging, helping my parents out and finally escaping clown world.

>>54339842
Kek

>>54339845
I've been fedposting for almost 3 years, that fat faggot in plaid just had to accuse a guy with a moustache shit is ridiculous

>>54339750
>sells at 1000 per share
>feels like they made enough for a good life.
>price climbs down to $800/share
>"kek. See? I sold at the top.
>Price climbs to $850.
>"Heh, it's a bounce. Won't climb back up."
>Price hits $900.
>Nervousness hits.
>Sweating ensues.
>$990
>$1000
>$1050
>$980
>$1200
>$2200
>$5000
>Keeps going up.
>$10,000 per share.
>You wonder why you sold for $1000 when you could have had plenty more.
>You kill yourself.

>>54339881
anon if we hit $1000 its not going down.

>mfw GamerGate never ended
The Forever War goes on. It's been an honor serving with you bros. May an end to clown world be brought about soon enough.

>>54339828
The Federal Reserve.

>>54339711
You're god damn right.

>>54339905
2nd for this.

>>54339828
Bofa

>>54339881
Anon I've been stacking long enough that $1000/share still puts me well into made-it territory. But like >>54339894 said, once the price gets stupid we're going to gap right over most of the price points you listed.

>>54339894
If we hit $1000 it’s because someone cucked themselves with a post like that and it’ll stay there for one nanosecond until immediately warping to the seven figure dark pool prices

>>54339829
>The biggest gme holders will definitely be arrested for antisemitic and hate messages against hedge funds
that's a bridge to cross once i'm a gorillionaire. all my antisemitic posts will be redeemed once i pay my jewish laywer frens handsome amounts of money to defend me as a misunderstood infant terrible publishing humorous but off-color satire on 4chan.
tldr: fuck you, pay me, money me, now

>>54339881
A it's a blog post you're responding to so inherently gay and B that's not how order books work. Once we break into runaway numbers from forced closing the price won't stop and dip like that.

>>54339905
JP Morgan is a fortress!

>>54339828
JP Morgan

>>54339921
>>54339928
basically

fuck you, pay me, cunts....

>>54339944
CONFIRMED

>>54339929
Hate speech is free speech. Anyone who disagrees can talk to my representatives from Smith, Wesson, and Colt.

>>54339966
>t.

>>54339960
It’ll take more than doubles to confirm JPM fall. There the most evil/biggest out of the banks apart from federal, imo

>>54339572
This movie is pure propaganda.

>>54340036
Did you miss the Inverse Cramer?

>>54340063
Yeah I saw that, but also said GME will move up (hesitantly) so… idk what to make of that coked out fag now

>>54339944
it's joever

>>54340086
>idk what to make of that coked out fag now
Probably wants to take out the SJIM ETF as an act of vengeance.

>>54340086
When he said that, we had a red day right after. So I think it was already accounted for

>>54339944
moass tomorrow
obviously

>>54338084
Hey that's me

-98% feels good man

>>54339829
Everything posted here is a work of satirical fiction and only a fool would misconstrue it as the truth, just like only fools would post the truth.

>>54337692
go back nigger

Banker got their car repossessed, leaving the boat behind.

>>54339829
Then I'll make them do it. I'm loud, I'm right, and I'm not going to shut up. Also sneed and sexooooooooo.

>>54339342
The strategy of doubling down on crime, and admitting to it, doesn't make much sense to me.
But you do you bud.

>>54339545
>Live in Shitney, Ausfailia
>Go in person to the Computershare offices and ask to please sell one (1) of my international Gamestock securities for 100 million Weimerica McDollars, and place a hold order for the remaining thousands of shares in my portfolio
>Catch the trolley in next week and do the same again as this shithouse society collapses around me

>>54337332
kek desperate sunday night baggots

>>54340390

>>54340390
>words words words
Nothingburger. Screencap it.

>>54340390
It's cool but this is all unprecedented, a map is fucking worthless

>>54340479
Each of those words means something important, Trotsky.

>>54340516
How did you know he was a horse

>>54339829
>buy a stock
>do nothing else
>manipulation
Wut?

>>54339829
I have been allowed to go unimpeded in my disestablishmentarianism.
I will continue to post macro-scale schizo for the foreseeable future as circumstances change as well as a barrage of OOOOOing during the squeeze.

I see the intrasemitic warfare has spilled out into Israel

>>54340244
Why wouldn't they tow the boat too?

>>54339829
LOL, you think anyone cares anymore?
Post-MOASS I will use my newfound wealth to hunt down hedgefund managers who haven't killed themselves and their families. I will forcefully send niggers back to Africa under threat of death. I will lobby to kill the CIA, CSIS, and any other glownigger who contributed to the destruction the west + their families.

This is a threat. Go fuck yourselves.

I'm going to Make Newgrounds Great Again, thank me now

>>54340647
Bring back Flash.

>>54340637
For me, it’s public executions of the entire ATF. Field agents get hanged, higher ups get blood eagle’d

>>54340585
>>54340637
If I don't wind up rich enough to rewrite the laws to be in my favor, somebody else will. On the list of things that actually give me anxiety about a post-MOASS life, legal retribution is at the very bottom of that list, if it even makes the list at all.

>54340637
sneed glowie

wagmi bros

Normies are trying to appropriate the word glownigger and that's not ok it's our word

>>54338319
Remember how Japan had guys stuck on a island in the Pacific well after WW2 had ended and they were still bunkers down ready to fight? Noone had told them that it's over and they lost. They were fighting for nothing, noone. The point of this story is to show that this guy is a cum rag

>>54340637
So... you got tired of normal shilling and now going full out provocateur?

>>54340637

>>54340771
LOL, I'm not a shill, just a bored anon.
I fully believe in the MOASS and WILL ride this stock to infinity. My floor is dark pool prices.
I denounce the Talmud.

>>54340726
kill yourself predditor transplant

>>54340746
Gandalf is the avatar of the creator of timespace you knuckle-dragging inbred retard

>>54339829
They wouldn't dare use 4chan posts as evidence in a court of law. If they do, then my lawyer gets to stand in front of the world and explain why I have disdain for israel and all of its subsidiaries here in the United States. I get to pay a man to explain the talmud to a jury in vivid detail, and that's the LAST thing jews want.

>https://news.investorturf.com/finra-lawsuit
KEK

>>54340684
more like butter eagled at this point

>>54340817
>I get to pay a man to explain the talmud to a jury in vivid detail, and that's the LAST thing jews want.
I'll do it probono.

>>54340036
thats a triple double though

>>54340846
>MMTLP IS THE MO-ACK
What a bunch of bullshit that was. DLauer being pro-FINRA is just another reason he glows.

>>54340888
Checked and I'm just extremely happy the people that directly allowed fraud to happen are getting a big plate of shit to eat for having done so. Never did trust Lauer tho.

>>54340332
fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot to put a hold order in for the weekend i hope its not too late

>>54340627
boats don't have wheels

>>54340917
Then how was the repossessed car towing it?

>>54340900
https://youtu.be/xTdZRMfxHqw?t=1313
The whole time hes squirming around physically dancing around the issue. Why would you act like that if you were really an outsider of the system being accused of this behaviour?
>Dates should have been more clear!
How many times has Dave tripped overhimself and countered himself trying to explain Rules and Dates only to come back a day later about how its just "too darn unclear". The lack of clarity is obviously intentional so there is wiggle room when they need it.
>FINRA can't talk about it cause they're being sued
How convenient.

>>54340924
the car and boat rack were leased from a different company than the boat.

>>54340627
That's the boat repoman's problem. Repo guys are basically corporate bounty hunters. They only care about whatever it is they're supposed to get. Don't really have respect for them, since they're essentially corporate bootlickers. The lenders should be the ones risking their necks to get their own property back.

>>54340792
transplant? The hell you talking about? Are you like some kind of native here??? Ok, you got to explain now what makes someone native (born & raised), or a transplant. How long does someone have to open this site on Firefox and look at it to be a native. I'm genuinely interested now in your hidden little world of internet citizenship. No chance in hell your over the age of 15. What are you doing talking about GME stocks?

>>54341024
go back

All I want to do is shit myself premarket, just once

>>54341024
Do you like Phil Collins?
>he’s a Phil Collins fan.

>>54341064
Nothing is stopping you. Might even be the catalyst

Rothschild & Co isn’t planning on going private before May 25th. I don’t expect they will allow MOASS before then. Was 2008 such a slow drudgery? Like fuck…shit or get off the pot. I forget Burry had to wait years for his payoff.

>>54340901
Bro call up Robinhood right now or they'll sell your meme stockerinos at open

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1640217311620505601?s=20

WOAH!

>>54341114
Its already happened. A thread on pol yesterday talking bout how they accelerated the move.

>>54341114
yeah they already pulled out

>>54340637
Holy based

>>54341154
>$500 million

Now I’m wondering what failed bank I’m going to buy post-MOASS

Gentlemen (not fed/pol/shill posters) it's been an honor.

>>54341243
>MOASS is happening now!
Real, or another burned asset to fake us out?

>>54341243
that motherfucker was saying moass is around the corner since december 2021, i remember that because i bought more

When the fuck are they going to release the DRS numbers???????

Marco metzler, pulte, lauer, larry cheng, trimbath, atobitt, nft niggers ryankagy, byronfaggot, loopring i hate them so much.

And Ryan Cohen for dragging all this too much, ok i kinda like the guy but at the same time fuck him.

>>54340627
Their bounty was just the car and boat hitch. Taking the boat would probably be a felony.

>>54341243
Has he said anything about Evergrande recently?

>>54341288
wednesday at the latest i heard

>>54341243
*Metzler sees 10 people in a bank*

MOASS IS NOW! THE SKY IS FALLING! THIS IS IT!! IM TELLING YOU THIS IS IT!! ITS HAPPENING! MOASS!! MOASS!!

I would appreciate it if Ryan could deliver MOASS before Easter

>>54341371
That must be Burry technique he uses to say MOASS everyday, because moass is inevitable and when it actually happens he will be the guy who knew, the guy who predicted it. Fucking morons, FUCK BURRY TOO THEN!! BROKEN CLOCKS!! AAAAAAAA

>>54341338
are you telling the truth?

>>54341243
This boomer has been yelling the sky is falling for years. He swore evergrande was gonna bring down the entire financial system and it never happened.

>>54341337
He should have, that was actually getting stinkier lately.
>1337

>>54341421
>He should have, that was actually getting stinkier lately.
It's why I'm interested, especially with Chinese industrial sector eating shit today.

>>54341412
some smart anons said this in previous threads and i chose to believe it

>>54341465
IIRC the 29th is the last day before the 10K is officially late and so anons were speculating it would be out by then.

>9:45 AM EST Monday March 27th 2023
>Gamestop drops the 10K/DRS numbers
>without comment
what happens next?

>>54341523
MOASS if they're what we think.
Curry typhoon if not.

>>54341417
Evegrande two days ago

>>54341544
Let's be real. There will be a curry typhoon regardless. Also, checked.

>>54341547
Its been fucked for over a year. The point being absolutely nothing has come from it and his fear mongering was lame af. Fuck that boomer grifter.

>>54341571
Yeah but it could be a slow burn or a nothingburger but it Is certainly fucked

>>54338522
It's from a TV show called silicon valley
Its a funny show, and the character hes roleplaying is 10/10

>>54341544
I don't think DRS numbers are going to be insanely high. Probably sticking to the same rate of increase it had been. But regardless, curry is imminent

I will not be satisfied until hedgefucks jump out office windows.

>>54339966
Except you wont do shit, just like all other coward americans

>>54341665
t. seething brown thirdie

>>54337488
>knowpium
kek'd n check'd

>>54341691
t.pureblooded Nordic

oh look it was MBSes again, not muh treasuries

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1233gao/svb_is_an_anomaly_guys_right/

>>54339385
when in doubt, consult the list

>>54341766
holy kek ledgies

>>54341801
Bro if the voting age is gonna be raised, fucking cap it at 70 or so for christ sake. All these fucking problems we have in Western society stems from an abundance of boomer voters and politicians with lead up in the noggin.

Ready for another red day baggots? Ryan Kosherhen is going to dilute on you benchods and do a `multi blillion dollar leveraged buyout of BBBY.

Reminder that if you own more than four (4) gme, you don't believe in the squeeze.

Reminder that if you hold BBBY you like to suck dick and eat cum and mix poop with semen and get poop on your dick and fist buttholes

Reminder that a lot people here forget that The Federal Reserve System actually exists and they answer to nobody.

>>54342443
Then why did Powell look like he shit himself here?
https://twitter.com/stackhodler/status/1638830291287527424

>>54342443
>Kek baggies...for now
>[Face touching intensifies]

>>54342566
>>54342566
>>54342566
Threaded.

>>54341571
And it seems china was propping it up for this gigantic rug they just pulled out from under tether. Tethers commercial paper holdings value just dropped 58%. Brutal. Also fucks over banks and hedgies who used evergrande for collateral.

>>54341942
And now everyone have mrna injections in their brain