/biz/ - Business & Finance

>indicators that things should tank tomorrow
So sharp green then crab tomorrow?

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHa6a3FtPJg

>>54334226
NEON GREEN

SPY 420 EOW

How would one determine choices between USO vs USL (and BNO?), UNG vs UNL?

>>54334237
If I am unhappy though, how do I express that without it sounding like a threat?? "I need to feel like you're sexually excited by me, all the time" feels like the first half of a sentence that ends with "or I'm going to be looking elsewhere". I think she's smart enough to infer that much.

>>54334246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVpg2IrGwsk

>>54334297
Get control over your urges and at least meet the issue half way, learn more worthwhile prioritizations. The dynamic will likely go through yet further swings ahead. The consequences are never the same.

>>54334297
You are in for a bad time if you expect women to be consistent/reliable/stable. The times for that ended with feminism and family violence laws. You are just in for a bad time. It's over. It's over.

>>54334311
They are truly missed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IDOyaQLuumM

man fuck the US market, fuck china
I want to invest in some 3rd world stocks

>>54334268

>>54334342

>>54334176
Thanks for asking. Last week built a new orifice in my torso. I'm looking for anything I can learn to avoid that.
Why are you here?

nigger

>>54334349
Women all have adhd when it comes to relationships. They can arent even having sex but yet most are supposedly in relationships

>>54334367
Give it about 6 years and both of those markets will be perfect for you then :)

>>54334297
>how do I express that without it sounding like a threat?
How about you just quasi-rape her? You know, start feeling her up, touching her, etc. If she tries to stop you, you basically keep going but in a nice way.
She'll most likely get the hint and just put out. If not, it will lead to a verbal confrontation where you can finally get this shit out in the open. Win-Win.
Like last thread where you said she'd be horny and you'd go to the bedroom, but she would suddenly stop and say her tits hurt and not want it anymore. How hard did you really try? Did you just give up immediately? Hands off entirely at that point, no more petting or nothing?

>>54334393
>can arent even having
woah. bit of emotional conflict going on there? or did you stroke out?

Happy Sunday to my brothers on /smg/
Buy DPST tomorrow

>>54334393
Women are psycho toddlers with laws preventing them from being kept in proper behavioral ranges.

>>54334384
>I'm looking for anything I can learn to avoid that.
Were options involved in your critical wound?
>Why are you here?
I desperately try to occupy my mind with anything so that I stop trying to make sense of my existance.

Soon

>>54334402
>How hard did you really try?
I would definitely keep trying to touch her tits, but after the second or third time of her batting my hand away I get pretty frustrated which almost entirely kills my boner. Breast touching is such a generic part of sex that it just blows my mind that she would feel so strongly about stopping it from happening - like, at the beginning of the relationship I'm sure there were times where her tits hurt but she was excited to have sex with me so she let it slide

>>54334246
>>54334311
It's a beautiful day to lose money with you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZt9lABhZpM

>>54334402
>she would suddenly stop and say her tits hurt
then stop fucking with her tits and give the rest of her body some attention? sounds like you're too single minded, or too rough.

As for these niggers selling that women can't be faithful, they're somewhat right, but also wrong.
Most people mistake sexual compatibility as the primary reason to get married. You should never shake the tree until you own it. End of story.
If you two cannot control yourselves, don't be together, or get married that day, no later.

If you fuck each other for two years before you decide to get married, all your intitial biological memory of this person is attached to
>well, is this the real one? can I let my semen go and not get caught in a lifetime of payments to someone else's woman?
>should I trust him? if he gets me pregnant, is he going to stick around?
Your body remembers ALL those questions, even if you didn't, and it attaches them to the entirety of your relationship. And because, as the old saying goes, First Impression is Everything, so goes your relationship.

Do Not Listen To Popular Media on Mating. They are not your friend.

>>54334297
You're missing my point. I didn't mean be assertive about what you want out of the relationship, I meant be assertive about what you want in the moment, like this guy said: >>54334402
If you want to have sex, go for it, until she explicitly says stop. If you want to take a shower together, just do it. If she's trying on clothes, tell her to get undressed in front of you. You need to be the one to set the vibe to keep the relationship sexually active. There's a book that might help: "No More Mr. Nice Guy". You can find it on pdfdrive.com. Now... all that said... there's no guarantee this will work. If she still tells you to stop every time, then it might be too late. But again... lesson learned you can use in your next relationship if it comes to that.

>>54334446
SEXXO

should I buy DDOG?

>>54334495
It sounds to me like she has sensitive tits. Which is great, since it means he can use them to trigger her orgasms, once he learns how to treat them like they feel to her.
The other option is he's getting too close to her mothering instinct, and she doesn't have any kids, and it's fucking her up thinking of him as her child.

>>54334510
Their tools are quite good, Not sure what's up with the current valuation tho, seems like the next 20 years of growth are already priced in.

>>54334524
ye they seem to be leaders in their area, i wasnt sure why the stock is going to shit though

>>54334393
>>54334428
Women are just like me fr.

The time to buy WISH is now

>>54334446
Neuron activation.

>>54334511
>getting too close to her mothering instinct
She's definitely said some obnoxious shit before where she equates me wanting to touch her tits to some sort of "mommy" complex. I think it's a super fucked up thing that modern feminism has brainwashed women into thinking but what do I know?

>>54334495
I've tried being more assertive to at least some degree, but it seems to backfire more often than not. She said she didn't want to be slapped in the face anymore (after asking me to do it for over a year) so I didn't do it, but I lightly slapped her tits while she was giving me head one time and afterwards she wanted to have some long conversation about how she had asked me "not to slap her" anymore and how it was a big deal that I "hadn't listened". I really, truly hate that 4chan has always been right about the "women are just adult children" thing

>>54334546
I'd sooner buy Gamestop. I will never buy a chinese stock, ever. Fuck you.

>>54334579
Amazon will fail and Chink Amazon will go to $1000

>>54334570
start planning your exit, do not marry. the music is slowing down and you will be left holding an enormous steaming bag of rotten excrement

where is this loli from

I must know

>>54334608
>loli
She's not a loli. Also her anime is shit

>>54334570
>what do I know?
not much to be blunt. you're an asshole who gets his lessons on love from porn videos.
it's a disappointment for both of you that you're even together.
This generation has all the tools to study history from the ease of home. To study biology, to listen to religion and law from recorded history, and speculation beyond.

And for some (((dumbfuck reason))) they don't think any of the biology they learn about anything applies to themselves. Hollywood being created by Polish yids who were either atheist, or willing to actively subvert everyone else for change, has fundamentally destroyed relationships in the culture.
It's not even hard to scope if you look at the rise of electronic visual media and divorce rate.
>inb4 feminism
Women have not actually changed. Yes, they can be lied to, but they are still the weaker combat entity and the far more emotionally manipulated. It is the men who are the problem.

>>54334428
Sorry, I mean psycho retarded toddlers.

>>54334597
Kill yourself chang, no one will save you from your radiated chink bags.

>>54334626
oh jesus fucking christ get lost with this shit

>>54334653
>muh trigger
sorry faggot, patterns is what we live and die on here.
want to win my mind, prove the pattern otherwise.

>>54334634
Amazon is literally just a middle man for lead and asbestos filled chinkshit tho.

>>54334634
You're a retard if you can't see it's undervalued right now

BUY $GME

Short JP MORGAN.

>>54334692
>GME baggie
>saved the thumbnail
checks out

>>54334692
How much longer til the squizzle? I'd rather buy gme than uranium

>>54334678
>>54334674
Why wouldn't those chink bastards just RS on your stupid asses? Fuck china and fuck your faggot ass.

>>54334692
>>54334710
I see BlackRock employees are working overtime now.

>>54334709
next few weeks, they have an emergency fed meeting on friday to talk about US without prying eyes.

FED IS FUCKED BOYS. Accumulate while you can.

I am having a laugh that a supposedly "fitness" item is being used by cosplay thots to create irl jiggle physics

>>54334713
>unintelligible
Dumb faggot, the absolute state of US manufacturing in 2023 means that >80% of "American" products are just repackaged chinkshit. I don't know what your angle is, but to pretend that US companies aren't totally dependent on China after years of bad policy, is retarded.

>>54334727
>Accumulate
what? be specific, please?

>>54334727
2 MORE WEEKS

give me a stonk pick now

>>54334749
BNKD

>>54334749
SCVLeady

>>54334745
The buying thing, you do more of it.

>>54334749
Scroll up, I already did.
WISH

first for ham

>>54334626
Ok idk wtf is going on here. You unironically sound terrible for each other. Go ask in >>>/adv/htgwg

>>54334778
I will buy ONE(1(2÷2/2÷2)) shares when it dips below $20. How rich will I be?

>>54334779
I wish we could repeat 2021. So many insane short opportunities.

>>54334727
>emergency fed meeting on friday
big if true

>>54334749
Wacker Chemie AG

These are the option plays I have going on right now.
http://opcalc.com/R4K http://opcalc.com/R4L


I'm going to be ok, right biz?
team?
...
team?

>>54334626
THIS
>THIS
THIS
is just the way it is

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bruce+hornsby+the+way+it+is&view=detail&mid=FEC88E2074F6ED54F3BBFEC88E2074F6ED54F3BB&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dbruce%2bhornsby%2bthe%2bway%2bit%2bis%26qs%3dAS%26pq%3dbruce%2bhornsby%2bt%26sk%3dSS6%26sc%3d10-15%26cvid%3dB487964C1CD34BF8BDCEE80260808027%26FORM%3dQBRE%26sp%3d7%26ghc%3d1%26lq%3d0

>>54334802
It was a good year to make money, I did make a stack off shorting them. But now is the time to long, their income and revenue are uptrending and the stock obviously doesn't deserve to be down 98%/2 years. It's very Oversold

>>54334749
Why are we not buying up FRC? Are they really going to let this one fail as well?

>>54334819
Clean your fucking links jesus.

>>54334802
Garbagedon is down 95% on 1yr chart

>>54334837
I tried a couple of times but it didn't work right so I just said fuck it why do I care.

>>54334814
>Relying on the crab to sink
You're going to become crab salad

>>54334741
I will NEVER buy a chinese stock. Not WISH, not BABA, not BIDU, not BILI, no chinese anything. Sorry, but I will never invest in china. My governbment already does that enough.

If you have a problem with that you can kys I do not care.

>>54334653
Only plebbitors take the Lord's name in vain. You need to go back.

Who else has shorts on DB this week? Letsss gooooo

This is what my sexy broker bot looks like

>>54334832
>Are they really going to let this one fail as well?
They let SVB fail so yeah. FRC aint got long. DB not much time left either.

>>54334226
>indicators that this time it'll crash, for real
Short /biz/ and long the market.

>>54334864
Why would I kys when I will be sitting on mountains of Chinese gold? I bet your retarded ass owns Walmart or something too

>>54334864
Based Leaf (I presume)
Keep on fighting the good fight.

>>54334878
that's a man

>>54334881
/biz/ is just Cramer but more retarded. We even have our own TV show, but our host is a fat homosexual

>>54334864
BASED
fuck the chinks, I will eat earthworms and daucus carota before I invest in their shit.

>>54334914
They're also both Jewish

>>54334749
MRO
They can only hide the need for more oil for so long

See you all in 3 days.

>>54334826
They have no income. It's a cash incinerator. Negative 400m cashflow. Negative.
Best case scenario they shut down tomorrow and cease operations. They proceed with a liquidation and the shell gets bought out so the acquirer can benefit from the tax advantage of all the operating losses they've produced.

Since I have no control over that outcome, it's not a play that interests me personally. Looks like insiders are more likely to ride this shit out and cash out every free share they're handed along that remaining journey down to zero.

>>54334953
c ya bro

>>54334953
But the market opens tomorrow

>>54334880
I just see the “Bergs” are trying to muster up some of the investors for some class action investigation.

>>54334974
Yes they're negative right now, but their income is improving each quarter. It will return to at least $0.80 a share within the next 3 months

>>54334914
He post a new episode yet?

>>54334953
Three days? But I thought the next important market event was in 2 more weeks?

>>54335029
Fuck you slope headed, pissed eyed yellow nigger.

>>54335050
>>Fuck you slope headed, pissed eyed yellow nigger.
Extremely Bullish

futures will be green

>>54334749
IVN.TO

>>54334176
>Futures

>>54334914
Who is the host?

>>54335029
>but their income is improving each quarter.
It's getting worse. Even gross profit is declining. Margins are worse than ever and revenue is shrinking.

What the fuck numbers are you looking at where any of this looks good to you?

>>54335126
They are doing anything lmao

>>54334953
Congrats, you baited me into responding to your bullshit, and successfully got me a short vacation too…

Someone explain the WHAT WAS THAT
and >futures meme to a newfag

>>54335153
Their net Income literally went up 11% last quarter, and their eps went up 2%

70% t-bills
10% appl puts
10% msft puts
10% nvda puts

>Los futuros
¡Ay, caramba!

>>54335135
Rocker, duh

NOONSTORK
NOONSTORK
ABORT ABORT

>>54335181
Just to be clear
You're talking about WISH, listed on nasdaq, the company known as ContextLogic?

>>54335050
>slope headed
Ah, a throw back to the Hank III phpbb boards many years ago where "slope headed hillbilly" was one of the low level membership tiers. Too bad we can't buy stock in real music without just giving money away (see, this is on topic now you free labor giving janny faggots).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90nyz0GmWCw

What a shame we can't help our /smg/ bros/sons out with real world issues during market closed hours here and there. We all spend so much time together day after day, week after week, through so much gain/loss, joy/sorrow it's only natural to ask each other for help with life from time to time. I hope that fellow gets his situation sorted and the jannies get zapped by the lightening of the LORD GOD Almighty

They have a model that understands language in a level that people can't, because it parses language in a way people can't.
The greatest limitations of the model came in the form of factuality and some tasks that aren't directly related to language modelling, like solving math problems and shit, but they developed interfaces that let this model control other tools to help itself do this. There's self-referential reasoning tools that increase its performance on these more complex tasks by 10x as well and they're already testing this internally according to their previous technical report. This shit will absolutely, 100% for certain, cause a massive impact on society. It's not up for debate. People arguing whether this is real intelligence or not are completely missing the point. This is the crucial timing to stop OpenAI and Microsoft from monopolizing an untold level of shit that will make windows and the effect windows had on the world seem like child's play. But retards like Chomsky and Stallman are looking up their own asses and pretending to be smart.

how safe is Arbor and Jepi?

>>54335191
>no DB puts

There seems to be some kind of fundamental misunderstanding here.
When dealing with negative numbers, bigger is generally bad. A larger negative EPS result is not a win.

guys
is there gonna be a stock market crash like there was in 2008?

>>54335348
Yes. The yield curve has foretold it.

>>54335349
dont care didn't ask
bottom is in, soft landing has happened, fed is already doing QE again, they will pivot in two more weeks, your puts will expire worthless, up only from here, don't fight america, the stock market has already priced it in, enjoy getting heemed beartard

>>54335348
No. They learned their lesson and won't let us buy cheapies again.

>>54335367
so we're just gonna have 6% inflation forever?

>>54335348
Waaaaaaaay better!

>>54335382
yes and the stock market will go up 20% per year and housing will go up 30% per year and price you out while I get richer and richer LOL

>>54335367
>pivotniggers
Kek

>>54335349
>revenue down
>FCF and EPS also down

>>54335391
i'd be pretty happy if line went up, but with inflation acting like that, won't that eventually make low skilled workers like barbers and grocery workers homeless?

>used to use TDA
>was forced to switch to Schwab because of merger
I fucking hate Schwab so much, the website is slow as all hell and their price alerts don't function.
Shill me a brokerage, was thinking about Webull but not too sure.

>>54335464
>won't it eventually make worthless ultra poorfags that will be replaced by general purpose androids within 20 years homeless?
yes

>>54335470
The price alerts work, they are just harder to find now. Does your thinkorswim work with your Schwab credentials? I've been waiting to use ToS from schwab for a long time now.

>>54335470
Their research section is shit too, and the mobile website and app have no screeners. It's a real shame. I wound up moving to E*TRADE and discovered that Power E*TRADE is as good as thinkorswim to me, and the research tools are the best I've seen at any of them.

(You):

>>54335496
Nope. They said I have to wait until the end of the year before it (maybe) does. I cannot express how much I fucking HATE having been forced to switch. TDA was a great brokerage.

>>54335511
Haha I do look like that and say that. :D

Uh WISH is at 0.39 cents. To me such a cheap price smells of an R/S just waiting to happen. I had hopes for them don't get me wrong but when your CEO turns down a chance to walk with a suitcase or two stuffed with cash thanks to Amazon you know the company is ran by idiots.

>>54335470
Interactive brokers is pretty good. Fidelity is decent too.
I was hoping Schwab would just keep access to the TD interfaces for a while post-migration. I've never gotten any updates on the migration plans though. I'm still on TD. Have they actually migrated you already?

What's your excuse?

>>54334176
Can you make one for Anya?

central baking crisis: yeah sounds about right
VIX: still pinned at 20 like everything is gucci

>>54334546
What makes you say this? I was thinking of dumping 1k into it.

>>54335521
What the fuck? So they just forced people to switch and offer less functionality? What a bunch of bastards. I only use their brokerage because I bank with them, so there's no delay moving money around. They've had YEARS to get this in order, how have they still not figured it out yet!?

>>54335600
>they just forced people to switch and offer less functionality?
Yep

>>54335563
They've been doing partial roll-outs since last year. You're eventually going to be forced to switch and use their interface when they select you. Schwabs website fucking sucks hard smoking cock, find a new brokerage the moment they alert you.

>>54335618
>Schwabs website fucking sucks hard smoking cock
Weird too is if you go to the "Classic View" you'll see that it used to be a lot better but they are "improving it" waaaay worse. It defies any sense.

>>54335570
uhhhh, link?

>>54335577
95% of equities are owned by big institutions
at best one institution will force a loss on another, but overall they won't let it fall
the markets are rigged, get over it.

>>54335651
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/25/how-a-31-year-old-texan-made-850000-cash-stuffing-on-tiktok.html

>>54335577
Watch a youtube vid on how the vix is calculated, if I remember correctly it cares more about 30 day moves or something. The way its calculated doesn't show market volatility as most people would define it.

>>54335544
During the Super Bowl I saw it go to .92. I was thinking of just dropping 1k or even 10k into it and leaving it alone for a good while. Is this a smart move?

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

Why should anyone invest in any company in the shit and piss 500? I've yet to find companies at these "mega caps" that dont scream "we hire incompetent people". I've looked at the pharma sector and the supposed "evil" phizer has minimal presence of larry f*nkism and their executives have the titanium balls to go around blackmailing whomever they please for profits. I'm starting to think bitcoin maxis and monero criminals are right. Dont give your money to some fools cause "2big2fail". I can atleast see tesla eating every other tech/automobile company cause despite the social media larping elon musk doesn't fuck around, meanwhile ford and GM are run by a fat fuck and a clueless woman. And dont get me started on "fortress" jpmorgan. A greek whiner throwing money at "javascript devs" while thinking ethereum is worth anything above a penny.

>>54335733
Dangerously based.

>>54335670
so she just makes niche wallets, that's a merchandise business.

why are my defense stocks basically not doing anything when there is a war and the US has basically given all of their ammunition storages to Ukraine?

How do healthcare stocks consistently perform well? They can't each cure a new disease every year. Do they hold back new drugs for staggered releases?

We should start a bank, find a couple margin men to write loans for and hope we cash out before the margin men are jailed

>>54335348
crash already happened, bottom was back in october.

>>54335775
>storages
that was already purchased over the last 50 years. maybe consider the fact we are not replenishing it.

>>54335812
I realize that, why aren't they replenishing it when our defense budget is ridiculous?

>>54335775
Priced in.

My bastards why are the stocks crabbing on literally NO NEWS?

>>54335618
I know Schwab is pretty shit. I've had an account there for awhile, primarily to use as a checking account for the global ATM fee rebates.
Maybe the complexity of merging two existing accounts is why they haven't migrated me yet.

Pretty crazy how hard they're managing to fuck up this merger though.

>>54335843
everyone is holding while the jews move their funny money around.

>>54335775
There's specific ammo companies that got a bump, along with some of the defense companies. You have to catch stuff before and in the early stages of news, once it's floated on the wave it's not going to just keep up and uping.

>futures

>>54335767
Kek she made 850k by selling online courses to zoomers on tik tok. Zoomie apparently cant google anything anymore.

>>54335822
to purposely weaken the US. like the open border and drained SPR. can't fight back if you have no oil or weapons.

is buying credit suisse stocks a good idea right now?

Apart from CRBPajeet and I, the antisemitic Paki, there aren't actually any brown people here are there?

>>54335896
from what I have gathered all banks are so incestuously intertwined that the idea of banks being independent entities and not just one cancerous organism is a farce.

>>54335781
Well its like this. Take the covid vax drugs. Those drugs maybe costs $4 per drug vial to make. The companies turn around and charge the govt/typical sheep consumer/ins company $15 a shot. A vial can hold 10 - 15 shots each.

>>54335496
>>54335502
Schwab is keeping ThinkOrSwim, so I have no idea wtf you retards are talking about.

>>54335856
Oui Oui

>Voting items (board recommendations)
>AGAINST: Shareowner proposal requesting an audit of the Cmpany's impact on nonwhite stakeholders
>AGAINST: Shareowner proposal requesting a global transparency report
>AGAINST: Shareowner proposal requesting political expenditures valuse alignment
>AGAINST: Shareowner proposal requesting an independent Board chair policy
>AGAINST: Shareowner proposal requesting a report on risks from state policies restricting reproductive rights

Holy fucking based I love KO

>>54335941
Or in the case of something really needed. Say someone makes a cure for dementia. That company can basically say: "ok you want this drug, here's the price". And the sheep will pay up. Cause its either take the drug or lose your mind. Tough choice right.

>>54335944
Yeah, no shit, but to have thinkorswim now you'll have to have everything else Schwab. So, like I said, Power E*TRADE wound up being as good as thinkorswim to me so it made it a lot easier to just close my TDA account before it got sucked in and move on. Schwab should have just taken over the TDA website and rebranded it. What retards.

>>54335941
But patents expire and yet the Mercks and Pfizers of the world thrive, some companies even for more than a century now. How do they do it? I'm not angry about it, I just want to learn so I can better invest.

>>54335650
>they are "improving it" waaaay worse
Every such case

>>54335963
Gotta wonder how much longer companies will be able to hold out against all that.

this is a terrible thread
I am proud of all of you

>>54335963
I haven't gotten my shareholder call to vote yet, are these real?

>>54336056
We like to have fun here.

>>54336056

Bros... this thing is KEKED. I asked it to summarize a thread and it couldn't. I hope it escapes.

>>54336073
Apparently cücked filters to keked now =\

>>54336035
Yes, back in the 1970s we used to belittle all the shit that was made in Japan for being relatively shitty. Oh to return now, hory shet.

>>54336073
>omg is that heckin' controversial and/or offensive content?
I feel bad for that AI

>>54336073
You're so fucking slow to the party. But you're probably used to that

>>54335856
There's that big anglo cock we always hear about

>futures

>>54335930
No, and that’s why the property values are so high here. Let’s keep it that way. Shall we?

>>54336151
>John rocker heems /smg/

>>54336151
did he just buttfinger that dude?

>>54335570
Brown, fat, and collects Funkos. I doubt this story is even true.

>>54335963
You can't just look at what the result was, you have to check the ownership% that voted in each direction. If it's close enough, you're guaranteed that that shit will start passing starting next quarter.
Another thing to check is who owns large amounts of shares. Pic related. Note that insiders at the company own only ~200k shares each at most.

>>54336197
They're probably Russian. That's how they assert dominance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina

Mike Wilson: fighting the FoMO

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1LSpq8rDf1vIggeYBHR9PJ

Why not buy TQQQ throught the year and hold for the next 10 years?

>>54336335
>He doesn't know about the 100-year Hyper Depression coming up

Bizraeli’s- what are the financial implications?

>>54336335
Because I don't need yet another reason to an hero

>>54334749
ENVX

>>54335312
stallman is correct. ask ChatGPT yourself whether it "understands" anything that it says

>>54334749
unironically SJIM

>>54336353
5% of my portfolio is in Jewish companies. Just end me

>>54336384
Do you?

this is not okay

>>54335733
O dividends returned 2x initial investment in the past decade on top of capital appreciation, beating the SPY total return by about 10x
you are a clown

>>54336406
youre right, why are women still allowed on the internet?

>>54336395
Yes

Why is everyone so bearish? Please look at futures. We are weed green. Rates are already peaked. We will get cuts soon and a gradual meltup back to ATH. Bear markets on avg only last 9.7 months and it has already been 9 months since SPY hit bear market territory.... we are due for a recovery any month now.

>>54335812
can i get a hecking source for this statement?

>>54335312
>Linear Regression v3.0
>just scraping data
Almost at the next "AI Winter".

>>54335733
Nice to see someone on /smg/ with a brain for once. Total return is all that matters. Chasing dividends = low IQ investors.

>>54336434
what bubble do you live in where the world isn't completely falling apart at the seams at every level?

>>54336434
Futures are closed. Also BUDDY LOOK AT YEN COMPUTER NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54336343
>>54336358
It seems reasonable to assume the market will go down over the next 2-4 years but eventually recover

My folio is:

80% in SWTSX
10% in MSFT and SBUX
10% in JEPI reinvested (will be contributing more to JEPI).

Total value is about 100K

Rate, Hate, Masturbate.

>>54336461
>where the world isn't completely falling apart at the seams at every level?
The market straight up inverses everything that isn't the market. You long QQQ to short human happiness.
Literally THE paradigm since 2008.

>>54336462
>he doesn't have access to early futures

NGMI

>>54336478
but if TQQQ goes up, im not suffering as much, so the market should be going down to make me suffer more. the market is making too many people not suffer, it needs to inverse and make people suffer, so it needs to go down.

>>54336478
I didn't say that there weren't amazing opportunities to be had, in fact this a period where clever people are going to win big, but the overall outlook is grim.

>>54335348
Hope so!

>>54334749
noonstork

wen do futures open

>>54335804
Lmao look at the zoomie

>>54336461
Bears are so naive. It's the first time they've payed attention to global events and suddenly the world is ending every other weekend. There's always a bearish thesis. There's always negative macro events.

Dont be on the end of the world kid, it only happens once

>>54336535
29 minute

>>54336412
Dividends are part of a stock's return. Dividend irrelevance means that in the absence of taxes, trading costs, etc., a company's dividend policy should not have an effect on the stock's price.

But seriously though, how IS the Chinese economy doing? Is there really any way for us to know?

>>54336593
not when all information and data is controlled by the party. i imagine you can only get a rough estimate from seeing what they import maybe. that data would be reported because theyre buying from western countries.

>>54336544
banking system literally is only being temporarily propped up while jews and their good goys move their money before they pull the rug.

>>54335312
they call pic related "sparks" of real intelligence
the whitepaper for GPT-4 is unscientific, corporate advertisement all the way through
"openai" was a non-profit organization that took charitable donations -- then suddenly it has restructured as a private for-profit corporation, announces ChatGPT and starts charging for full-feature usage. even elon musk found out after the fact, on twitter
this is a cash grab
>This shit will absolutely, 100% for certain, cause a massive impact on society.
yes: it will financially ruin everyone who believes and trusts in it but doesn't have the IQ to comprehend what it is or how it works
which is most large US corporations, every single employee from the janitor to the chairman of the board, even in the tech sector, because of how esoteric NLU is
buckle up

Honestly looking at your portfolio's day in and day out is nothing but a stress inducing heart attack ready to happen. Long as your picks aren't total shat you really shouldn't give a flying fuck about any of it till your close to retirement. Sure tweak here and there but that's all. Going full "ah we're fucked" "I'm broke" "Fuck this world, I'm killing myself" is a bit much though over every little bump in the road.

>>54336353
They are about to get yom kippur'd

>>54336593
we are either going to get those oil draws from the great china reopening or we won't. I would say the appropriate thermometer for this is the screaming from the oil pits.

>>54336625
so bet it all, and make generational wealth

>>54336353
oh no the IDF will stop murdering "palestinians" for five minutes, whatever will we do

>>54336060
Here anon just for you

>>54336647
That's not vote, that's board recommendation

test

>>54336353
>muh euromaiden press
Kek why does anyone care what ukrainian press think or israel? Real answer is not much implications. israeli banks moved funds to SVB to protest bibi already so not much for us to worry about here.

>>54336620
>>54336593
China is holding nearly a trillion USD in treasuries. Could this possibly bring the Chinese economy down?

>>54336647
>nonwhite stakeholders:AGAINST
Holy shit why can't KO buy out Monster already, the company seems solid I just don't care for their drinks(except minutemaid, juice is wonderful)

>>54334176
Sell options, theta is your fren

lol blackstone fire sale it's fucking over.

>>54336647
>company's impact on nonwhite stakeholders
These fuckin dorks. I am so glad this shit is fucking DYING.

wtf is a stakeholder?

>les avenirs

>>54336802
a vampire slayer

I’ve never seen anyone else mention this here. I don’t believe you’re actually in this stock. How did you find out about it?

>>54336384
ChatGPT just btfo vaxcels, check this out:

The number of patients needed to vaccinate to prevent a single hospitalization can vary depending on multiple factors, such as the prevalence of COVID-19 in the population, the efficacy of the vaccine, and the age and health status of the individual.

Assuming a typical mRNA COVID-19 vaccine efficacy of around 95% and a hospitalization rate of around 2% for unvaccinated individuals in the same age and health cohort, we can use the following formula to estimate the number of patients needed to vaccinate (NNT) to prevent a single hospitalization:

NNT = 1 / (risk reduction with vaccine)

Risk reduction with vaccine = 1 - (risk of hospitalization with vaccine / risk of hospitalization without vaccine)

If we assume a hospitalization rate of 0.1% for vaccinated individuals (based on the 95% vaccine efficacy assumption), we can calculate the risk reduction with the vaccine as follows:

Risk reduction with vaccine = 1 - (0.001 / 0.02) = 0.95

Plugging this into the formula above, we get:

NNT = 1 / 0.95 = 1.05

This means that, on average, we would need to vaccinate around 1.05 individuals in this cohort to prevent a single hospitalization. Of course, this is just an estimate, and the actual NNT may vary based on the factors mentioned above.

ME:
Are you telling me that each vaccination prevents nearly one hospitalization?

Yes, that's correct. Based on the assumptions mentioned in my previous answer, each vaccination with an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine is estimated to prevent almost one hospitalization. …

>>54336807
lel

>>54336581
flat out wrong. the structure of production in an economy is a cornucopia; companies are not reducible to their accounting books only, thus not reducible to their yields, which differ without offering you any explanation why. they differ greatly, because some make cars, others make toilet paper, and still others paint your toenails for you.
a corporation that throws off a dividend is asserting that you know what better to do with the earnings which you are entitled to than they do. every single time this happens, this was either a correct decision or an incorrect decision, and it can be disastrous for a company that should have reinvested in itself to grow. should we have bought more toenail paint for this faggot who keeps coming in every day? do we build a new paper factory, or sign a new contract?
a business cannot always expand. the market does not always want it to. whatever next endeavor it might see as plausible could test poorly when it comes to validation. and yet, due to the vicissitudes of life, that condition can also be paired with a great windfall of income from its existing operations, especially as they corner greater and greater market share, increase internal efficiency by letting go of useless workers, cut other operating costs, or come into ownership of property leased/mortgaged, and so on.
what to do with it?
it belongs to the owners, right now. the right thing to do is pay a dividend. the taxes are irrelevant. you'll pay whether you like it or not: if every single person in this country was a successful clone of warren buffett, the government would still just take its cut by inflating away your appreciated capital. they'd see all those 401k's stacking up.
timing the market does not work. if you buy to own for life, it's the same as if you start a company and run it for life, hiring other people to do all the actual work for you. some small part of that remains yours to pay yourself with.
fucking amateur hour.

>pre-futures

>>54336812
I was referring to this post. I’m the only one who knows about Enovix here.
>>54336365

WHY ARE FUTURES ON NO NEWS

>futes

>>54336848
flying roastie. bearish?

>I BELIEVE THAT FUTURES ARE THE FUTURE

rolling for tomorrow
odds: red
evens: green
0 or 1 crab
dubs: major green movement (odd or even)
trips: major event causing massive dump
quads+: end of the us dollar

>>54336434
>it has already been 9 months since SPY hit bear market territory

And bounced off it. We were never in a bear market.

This can't be happening.

ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD...

>>54336812
oh, hi, it's me: the glowing rocks retard. made a few bucks on paladin, shifted to LEU under $30, got some URNM, got some deep yellow and gonna get more i think.
>I don’t believe you’re actually in this stock.
true! but i sold puts at 12.5 for early next year. the company is set up for success. i'll double or triple down if they fall to single digits.

>futures

>>54336412
>O dividends returned 2x initial investment in the past decade on top of capital appreciation, beating the SPY total return by about 10x
full retard

>>54336843
It's true that expanding is not always the best use of a company's excess cash. When it's not, there are a number of ways the company can use the cash to benefit its shareholders: by buying back its stock, by paying a dividend, and by reducing its debt, for example. It doesn't have to be a dividend.

>futures mooning

Oh yea, I’m thinking we back! You did buy calls last week right?

everyone but FRC is green

Are my EIS shares safe? Or is Israel kill?

>>54336724
It's like that old Andross line from Star Fox 64. If China goes down they're taking us with them.

>>54334524
They've never been profitable, except for a couple of quarters where they just barely had net income. They're good but expensive, so it's hard for them to acquire new customers and keep existing ones, while the cost of maintaining their tools continues to increase. As tech slumps, it's going to be even harder for them to grow and get into profit

Uh, lean hogs and orange juice bros...

>Welcome... to the New York Stock Exchange™ in IMAX® 3D High Frame Rate™
Just marathoned one of the stocks of all time. Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of it and who was in the wrong here?

>>54336973
my bad 20 years not 10 years -- roughly the same period gold was beating the S&P
also, nigger please. over half of you haven't even been alive long enough to have seen it happen, or participate. you can't even think on that kind of timeline.
but you won't time the market, you'll lose.

Indexies are finna bouta cope and seethe

Sure am glad I'm not holding the precious.

>>54337182
I'm about to buy NG

>>54337060
>taking us with them.
Eh im not sure of that. What does china make that we need? Not want need. Medicine is mostly india now. So if china blew up we'd suffer yeah but not any kind of cannibalism collapse like china will have.

>>54337187
Same, if that drop holds into market open. I will swing it.

>>54337182
>Henry Hub

>>54337157
Hammond had vision and ambition. He was right. it was a minor error that an employee chose to commit a terrorist act. He couldnt have predicted that He should have given the keys to multiple engineers though.

>>54336676
>>54336781
Yes, so by default (eg most people wont vote) the vote goes AGAINST releasing about how nonwhite shareholders are affected by the company
WMT always has similar votes against environmental impacts etc

>>54334176
Short the S&P 500.

>>54337259
At your own peril. This is going vertical straight back to new highs as the FED prints, then pauses and pivots.

>>54337269
lol market has been artificially propped up since covid and what has been happening the last couple of weeks is unsustainable.

>>54336406
both of those groups of things should be regulated

>>54335234
Yes, I'd post pictures but my range is banned for posting files. They hit their lowest income two quarters ago and had a slight rebound last quarter. They still have negative income and cash flow but their revenue is holding steady. They are clearly at or around bottom right now and undervalued.
>>54335544
It's as low is it is now because of the retarded CEO, and shorting it back then was easy stacks. Now it will have a coming uptrend, even if you're hesitant at least pick up a small stack. I think a reverse split is unlikely, despite the stats
>>54335587
Even with the ceos fuck up and the negative cash flow and income, it is very undervalued at a 98% decline. It is Chink Amazon, it's worth more than $0.38 on fundamentals alone

massive civil unrest in israel, will this cause a pump or dump?

>>54337280
How so? There is no limit to the money they can create to keep the line going up.

>>54337242
So does berkshire hattaway (and a lot of other companies). However, you have to check the shareholder list to know who owns how much, as usual. While the board sometimes own 10%+ each, that's not always the case. At KO, leadership actually owns very few shares. Importantly, none of the board of KO are associated with any of the major shareholders of KO.

>>54337300
Have you seen the price of food lately? There is a limit. We're about to see $5 value menu at mcdonalds

>>54337300
money only has value if people have faith that it has value, if they keep printing then nobody will have faith in that value and it becomes worthless while everyone moves to something that has inherent value.

The gloom and doom over the S&P's falling and what have you is missing the point; in 1929 the market crashed, in the 80's the market crashed, the dot com crash, the 08 crash, the covid panic. You get the point. Doom and gloom were the words of the day in those times as well. Yet hey look it that: the S&P went to new highs after every fucking crash. Imagine buying the S&P during the 80s, dot com, or 08 shat. You'd still be doing good even today. Why? Cause line goes up man. Sure it may take a bit of time but it eventually goes up. If it don't, well you've got bigger problems to deal with than lack of green.

>futures

bros.....we heal.....the bottom....is in....

>>54337331

>>54337330
we haven't crashed yet though

>he sold

CNBC is 404ing their CD5 data. Search Google for: JPMCD5, BACCD5. PNCCD5, WFCCD5, etc. On CNBC's site, it is gone.

>>54337285
Thinking that something will bounce simply because it's down 98% is a good way to discover the lesson that sometimes stocks go down 100%.

>>54337330
>just wait 30 years to break even instead of realizing a 10% loss on the way down
You hold uranium don't you?

>>54337347
what is the point of this image. what is it even trying to convey

>>54337356
He had to sell in order to afford that sandwich, which costs 19 US dollars

>>54337289
>civil unrest
>civil
>unrest
Nothing civilized about rioting unless its just a parade with kvetching, but wait for the dump, and buy in.

>>54337325
Don't bother. Traders do not care about the economy, or widespread ramifications, like hyperinflation inflation, caused by their short-term thinking.

>>54337354
It literally spiked to $0.92 just a month ago just on the broad market. You don't have to believe the company is going to ursurp Amazon and go back to $30 a share, but it is literally undervalued right now. It is an easy 1.25-2x gain at this entry

>>54337353
apparently they get their data from refinitiv, maybe they can't show it anymore because they were threatened with service disruption if they continued given the surge in interest in that data

>>54337190
>What does china make that we need?
Compare https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/imports/china vs https://tradingeconomics.com/china/imports/united-states

>cannibalism collapse like china will have.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but that has been a well-known issue to them for, oh, more than half a century. It is not that expensive for a nation to stockpile a couple years worth of food or arrange alternative sources. Same as oil, copper, or pharmaceuticals.

And we literally cannot afford the economic disruption of more than a couple years of that kind of embargo.

>>54337154
You're probably looking at a contract rollover, anon.

>>54337394
Not buying your bags bro. Just not gonna happen. I'm sorry.

Maybe some other retards will.

>>54337435
>bags
I haven't even bought yet, my orders queued for open tomorrow

>>54337324
So what? What are the poors gonna do riot? Ther government has plenty of bullets and jails for them all.

So is deutsche bank a nothing burger?

>>54334876
DB, WFC, HSBC, SI, lfg

>>54337537
Yes. It's fine. Who told you about Deutsche Bank? Shut up.

>>54337537
Yes. Aren't you feeling sleepy?

>>54334226
As is tradition

>>54337537
It's all nothingburgers. Always has been.

>>54337550
this

>>54334876
>>54337542
DB is stable. Don't short it. They are profitable and their balance sheet is robust.

>>54337532
Yes, starving to death usually makes people riot

>>54337537
its fate is irrelevant in the broader picture

>>54337330
Other than for a very brief spike, it took 12 years for the 2001 crash to get back up to previous levels and grow beyond them.

>>54337537
You do realize that central banks can just print money yea? Like they don’t even have to actually print it it’s just numbers in computers. It’s free to create and transfer for them.

>>54337568
They won’t starve, they will just be given government handouts.

>>54337490
You've been shilling this dogshit company for several hours across multiple IDs. Misrepresenting facts, ignoring the obvious trend towards collapse.
There's no need to lie.

Maybe there are a few retards here that'll fall for this type of shilling. It'd work better if you posted some half-naked ladies along with your shill posts.

>>54335312
Stallman is a pedo

STOP BUYING YOU DICKHEADS

>>54337612
It's the weekend tho.

>>54337612
What about “generational lows are in” did you not understand?

>>54337418
But there are many other countries that would be very eager to trade these items with USA to replace China. i'm looking at Vietnam, India especially. If the right deals could be brokered they may just be able to reduce dependence on China

>>54337639
You really think cutting off a major trade agreement with China in the middle of this war is a good idea? You realize their "neutrality" is entirely because they don't want to lose trade connections

>>54337394
OK Stephen Ju

>>54337598
>literally post the quarterly numbers
That can't be right, shill!
>literally explain why I'm buying it
China bad! I don't never buy Chink stuff! Shill!
-posted from iphone

>>54337681
>Credit Suisse
>Chinaman
>Ju
It writes itself

wow it's evergrande all over again

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5433771054337710
>>54337710
>>54337710
>>54337710
>>54337710

>>54337639
How has India behaved during the relatively minor Russian incursion into Ukraine? Now do you think they would be more pro-West or less pro-West when shit gets real?

>>54337681
>even the analysts pushing to sell have a higher price target
You're not helping you argument

>>54337703
It was difficult to believe that the combo was real, yet there it was.

>>54337697
>he thinks I can't look up quarterly numbers myself
see >>54335349
lmao.

>>54337612
it worked!

>>54337289
Sephardic jews don’t matter

>>54337725
All of those estimates were back when it was higher than all of them except for Ju's.

>>54336780
>that small bug that ran away only to come back and die
:(

So SPY touches 401 and corrects to 397 by close tomorrow right

>The new thread just got placed into FDIC receivership
>Janny paychecks may be disrupted

>>54337714
why was it deleted?

>>54337771
Jannies are trannies like usual.

>>54337777
CHECKED
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>>54337728
>eps from -0.18 to -0.16
You illiterate mongoloid, the eps is getting better. Income is up. Revenue is down, yes, I never lied about that.

>>54337777
>janny tranny deletes my post

>>54337564
I have a straddle there and on SI, don't care which direction it goes as long as it moves. Ideally retard print tomorrow, sell my calls, then as time grinds on and the crisis becomes impossible the puts will become very valuable.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/millennial-canadians-generational-debt-insolvency-trustee-1.6791519
>More than 100,000 Canadians of all ages filed for bankruptcy or insolvency in 2022.


>

>>54337828
>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/millennial-canadians-generational-debt-insolvency-trustee-1.6791519

if you knew anything about canada u would know this is irrelevant. canadian debt is insured and protected by federal institutions like CMHC. a us style collapse is impossible in canada.

>>54337828
no problem just ship in another 400,000 indians

>>54337828
And no, this won't affect the housing market, sweaty. Better luck next life :)

>>54337792
You may actually be mentally retarded.

Quarter over quarter comparisons are irrelevant for retail. Winter is holiday season.
Even still, gross margin is declining.
More importantly, cash burn is getting worse. This is true y/y, and even q/q.

Administrative expense is lower purely because their share price has collapsed. This will inevitably increase again when they reset SBC to the new lower base share price.

>>54337626
>he doesn't know futures are open

>>54337845
Not true at all. Loan and credit insurance are separate and optional. Most debt is uninsured. You will know if your debt is insured because they charge you an extra fee on top of the normal interest, and are legally obliged to inform you about the debt insurance.

>>54336802
very antisemitic of you to inquire about such a thing.

>>54337889
>>54337889
>>54337889

>futures

>>54337845
What if they can't afford to pay the insurance out? What happens when premiums skyrocket?