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>> No.54315788
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>this is what they took from you

>> No.54315790
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Have a good weekend.

>> No.54315794
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BLOOD
ON
THE
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

>> No.54315804

>>54315777
give those medals back, they belong to real women

>> No.54315806
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>>54315790
thanks anon

>> No.54315815

>>54315806
they add up to a 10, split it how you want

>> No.54315822
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What scares me the most is that I already seeing preemptive damage control from leftists and glownigger types, blaming this crisis on foreign actors.

>> No.54315830

>>54315777
Is webull worth using or should I just go for etrade? I don't want to use one of the bank brokerages

>> No.54315835
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Alizée is the official /smg/ waifu but I'm too based to bake.
Verification not required.

>> No.54315836

>>54315822
*I'm

REEEEEE

>> No.54315839 [DELETED] 
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invest in defense stocks

>> No.54315840

>>54315835
ok grandpa i think youre up past your bedtime

>> No.54315841
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>>54315835
give me a photo and ill dedicate a thread to her i like her 2

>> No.54315852

>>54315839
blue board

>> No.54315860
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>>54315796
XLRE is just deadcatting. People aren't going to load up on 6% mortgages or buy second houses when the economy is this fucked.

>> No.54315862
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>>54315777
Bros...I don't feel so good right now

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>>54315862

>> No.54315870

just water
no i think we're ready

>> No.54315880
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>>54315862
>>54315868
oh yeah time to buy some puts, thanks jim.

>> No.54315881

>>54315676
Yeah it must be a conspiracy though, line go up has only over possible explanation, the one that fits my bias

>> No.54315888

>>54315862

I had 6 puts on DB early last week and bought 5 more right before the 4pm close. Excited for next week. Was already 150% up on my puts, but we gonna keep goinggggg

>> No.54315892
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>>54315548
>>54315564
Anon... you have no idea what you're talking about. This is my last attempt to reason with you. Volatility decay depends on timeframe selected.
Lets say I hold an apple. It's worth $1 now tomorrow it happens to be worth 90 cents so in the daily time frame I've now suffered a loss of 10%. Now I need a gain of 10 cents which is an 11.1% move to make this back up. Now lets say that by the third day this happens so I'm now back to a dollar. Now however if I had only earned a gain of 10% that would have lost me a penny.

Now let's look at this same example from a 2 day timeframe. If we look at the first example with a 10% loss followed by a 11.1% gain we suffer no loss. We just break even at 0%.
And in the second example we suffer a 1% loss when looking at a 2 day span.

What the price happened to be within the timeframe does not matter it only matters what the price is from time frame to time frame. In the first example it's days. In the second it's 2 days. Now with stocks or apples you can choose what time frame. But for leveraged ETFs with leverage greater than 1 they use cash swaps to achieve this. Basically they make a bet with a creditor and if the underlying goes up they get payed out 2 times the move and if it goes down they get payed out 2x the loss. Now this occurs daily for funds that are rebalanced daily, so this is the timeframe that you must use when examining volatility decay.

If you don't get this post I'm just going to call you a nigger and move on with my life.

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>>54315870
Umm, henlo, I'll take a uh... uuuhhh...

>> No.54315894

>>54315862
Banks never go under during the week, always on the weekend to prevent contagion. Keep those eyes and ears open.

>> No.54315898

>>54315822
I noticed this too we're getting a couple visitors here on smg. Strange how left should start shilling for the banking system they used to despise.

>> No.54315904

>>54315893
that's ok hon i'll give you a few minutes

>> No.54315905

>>54315830
Well, I'd take Morgan Stanley over the chinks any day.

>> No.54315916

>>54315905
I think I trust chinks over jews with my poorfag self directed

>> No.54315923

>>54315916
with chinks you sink

>> No.54315937
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>FRC

>> No.54315946
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>>54315840
2000s supremacy!

>> No.54315950

>>54315923
Then what's wrong with etrade or something similar?

>> No.54315956
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I love the classic look of a Soffe baseball raglan tee
Delta Apparel Inc
(DLA)

>> No.54315963

>>54315720
I did a NPV/DCF model on myself this year and if my life situation remains the same, my high score is 210k. I'm 33.
Theres still time

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>>54315870
>>54315893
I’ll have what he’s having, put it on his tab

>> No.54315977

>>54315862
alles ist gut, mein freund :)

>> No.54315982

bank stocks more like wank cocks

>> No.54315987

>>54315982
This statement just knocked 8% off the price of XLF.

>> No.54315992

>>54315806
The one on the right looks like a terrible psycho with resting bitch face. The one on the left looks like an olympic sex athlete who plays the rusty trumpet and enjoys the occasional alabama hot pocket.

>> No.54316000
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>>54315840
Now, Mylène Farmer, Alizée's early mentor and songwriter, that's a boomercore waifu. Désenchantée is her signature song but it's not my thing; sounds very 80s.

>> No.54316005

>>54315860
they wont but inflation kicking in again because less higher rates and insane demand and speculation will keep them high I bet. 2008 was a special case ive wanted to snag a cheap home that isnt in detriot but really dont think thats every happening

>> No.54316008

If dubs every bank collapses all at once.

>> No.54316016
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>>54316008
come on bro you gotta have some situational awareness

>> No.54316017
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>>54316000
Où habitez-vous, monsieur?

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>>54315892
However you slice it, I had one ETF which is the inverse of the other, so one can essentially consider the other to be somewhat an underlying asset. There is a specific point in which I "jump in" to the action, and one can more or less theorize that from that point, one direction is to my favor, and the other is not. As the underlying asset moves up and down, it passes my original jump in point. Again, theoretically, any movement towards the "good side" of that point should be green for me, yet over time, as the underlying asset swings up and down, my point of green adjusts slightly lower and lower.

No matter what you call that, no matter what all else is what, that occurs. Why? I do not know, I am not capable of more than very rudimentary maths and am disinclined to overly concern myself with details beyond the practically required, as I have already used up assuredly more than half of my lifetime and on top of that, my mental capabilities are even less now than they were within my twenties, thirty years ago, in many ways. Yet one can also say that there is a certain degree of higher intelligence/wisdom in knowing only that which one most needs to know in order to carry out one's desired tasks, or even handle tasks which present themselves against one's desire.

At any rate, this shit which I have just described, does your big sharp brain full of knowing have any idea what it's called if not volatility decay, being a decay in one's desired value over time while being acted upon by volatility? Surely you must also realize the irony of threatening to refer to someone else as a nigger while behaving as one does.

>> No.54316028
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>>54315841

>> No.54316030

>>54316016
reroll

>> No.54316039

>>54315916
It's not so much about trust to me as just fuck supporting the chinks.

>> No.54316041
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>>54316028

>> No.54316043

>>54316008
Digits and all banks get a bailout, the housing market keeps inflating, and bread costs $100 by friday

>> No.54316051
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Numbers and RP gets to see the collapse

>> No.54316055

>>54316008
Digits and traps are gay. No digits and traps are gay. Traps are gay.

>> No.54316056

>>54316017
J'habite à Columbus.

>> No.54316060
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*ahem*
nothing ever happens

>> No.54316074
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>>54315992
theyre amazing

>> No.54316077
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if SCHW doesnt hit 60 this next week im gonna kms

>> No.54316086

>>54316060
If dubs the SPY doesn't hit a new ATH for 42 years.

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>>54316056
On, je void
>>54316055
Chequé

>> No.54316091

>>54316060
If dubs, AQB goes to $50 a share by end of month

>> No.54316094
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>>54316025
Again either read to figure out what a leveraged ETF is or don't. The underlying is the original asset. In the case of SOXL/SOXS it was SOXX (it's slightly different but beside the point of this post.) BOIL and KOLD both share the same underlying asset. The Ultra Bloomberg Nat Gas Subindex. Like I said you need to go read and understand what you're investing in. I've tried to explain this in terms that a 8th grader could understand with my apple scenario for you. If you want to continue your ignorance that's fine but glorifying it as "wise" or "intelligent" is foolish.

Now despite being so helpful to you. I am so obligated to call you a nigger. Nigger.

Verification not required.

>> No.54316105

>>54316039
What chink stock did you end up bagholding? Bili? Wish?

>> No.54316114
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>>54316094
OK then my negro fren, thanks for doing your best to alleviate my retardation.

>> No.54316117

>>54316025
>No matter what you call that, no matter what all else is what, that occurs. Why?
Supply and demand for shares. It's really that simple.

It's easy to assume that an ETF is worth exactly what it's worth, but in practice that's not actually true. There are procedures to create and remove shares, and market makers buying/selling within an acceptable range in order to profit off situations where the ETF gets oversold or overbought relative to it's fair value (NAV).

You're mostly noticing this effect to the downside, so you see it as decay. Swing traders are selling the pops in leveraged ETFs, so the wins are never quite as big as they seem like they should be.

>> No.54316122

>>54316105
I've never held a chink stock and never will. I do not support the enemies of the USA to any degree I can help (considering so much shit is made there).

>> No.54316129

>>54316117
I understand that stocks work according to numbers of shares, but the value of ETFs is within their underlying assets and not the ponzi, right?

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Bonne nuit /smg/.

>> No.54316143

>>54316077
Which strike and expiry?

>> No.54316146

>>54316094
Thanks for explaining this, I got into a leveraged ETF on nat gas a few months back and now that this banking shit is going down I've been worried the "leverage" used for the ETF could result in a default somewhere depending on who the issuer owes. Could that be possible?

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Wow it's late. Well, early for yuropoors. Since I'm up let me speak for the rest of us Americans. No matter how great your life is, it will pale in comparison to mine. Why? Because you live in Europe, and you're poor. And that's just the way life works. Imagine being European. Lol. Lmao even.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0E3YyInEmho&feature=share

>> No.54316156

>>54316147
You slurping this AQB dip rocker?

>> No.54316164

>>54316143
3/31 65

>> No.54316177

>>54316146
Read the prospectus it's possible but I'd imagine unlikely Usually the swaps are provided by megabanks like Goldmann Sachs so if that's what causes the fund to go tits up you've probably got bigger issues. A leveraged fund is not the underlying asset and has unique risks and benefits associated with it. When in doubt read the prospectus.

>> No.54316179

>>54316129
Lets say the ETF is worth $10. This is it's real value. You could buy a block of 50k shares and contact the fund and cash those shares out. But most people don't have that kind of scale or approval to submit these transactions themselves, so MMs do it.

In the morning, day traders jump in and race to buy the ETF because they see an uptrending futures curve and they're hyped. Someone has to have shares to trade with them. They're not willing to accept just $10. It spikes a little to $10.10. If it's really extreme, new shares get created to profit off the divergence.
In the afternoon, they want to close it to avoid overnight risks, rebalancing higher into a decline. All these traders are slowly closing out their trades. The commodity hasn't moved. Fair value as of that day is theoretically still $10, but there is no one that want's to buy. Some MM calculates a profitable arb with an acceptable risk and takes those shares off their hands for $9.90, cashing out at par and removing the shares from circulation.

The commodity hasn't moved, but the ETF has declined 2%. Now, in theory, if the commodity settled flat and reopened the next day flat, there should be no rebalancing costs, no volatility decay, and it reopens next morning at $10 or maybe $10.10 if there's still hype.
In practice, there is almost always some morning gap up/down, and then it frequently slides a bit from there.

>> No.54316182

>>54316156
Not on your fucking life.

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>> No.54316188

Sometimes I pinch the tip of my foreskin shut right before busting a nut, that way it fills up like an eclair.

>> No.54316190

>>54315777
First

>> No.54316191

>>54316164
Welllll I don't think it's going to hold much lower than this. Hell, it'd ben due to go up towards 60. In a week time span however....

>> No.54316227

What will be the next banks after deutsche to collapse? Wells Fargo?

>> No.54316229

>>54316179
Hmmm. Yes, I just always assumed that the gaps up and down at open are due to the changes in the underlying asset (nat gas futures for BOIL) while the markets were closed, but if the price of the ETF fluctuates with the supply/demand of the ETF, then the ETF isn't actually based on the underlying asset.

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>>54316227
none

>> No.54316232

They always talk about volatility decay but never volatility gain.

>> No.54316233

>>54316227
oops forgot link

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/DBCD5

>> No.54316244

>>54316229
It is based on the asset, but there's a certain tolerance range. It's not perfect.

>> No.54316251

Why do people dislike sideways markets? It allows you to swing trade easier and lock in easy, and more importantly, short term profits. No waiting 5 years for your money to double slowly. Plus it's fun.

>> No.54316255

>>54316244
Interesting, I'll look into that some as it seems that being based on anything other than the underlying would essentially amount to the ETF premise being total fuckin' bullshit.

>> No.54316260
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>>54316232
SOXX 207% gain from COVID bottom to 2021 Top

SOXL 1510% gain from COVID bottom to 2021 Top

that's volatility gain

>> No.54316267

>>54316251
Swing trading still requires trends. This market is just pure noise and chop.

>> No.54316277

>>54316232
I see Shannon's demon brought up occasionally. There are at least a few anons here that are aware of the gains you can make by frequently rebalancing a diversified portfolio in a relatively flat market.
0.5x leverage is king in some markets outside the US, although realistically they'd have been better off just ditching their shit markets and buying US stocks.

>> No.54316287

>>54315777
Is there a chart that shows the total annualised return of a stock including dividends instead of just the price movement? What I want is (price + dividends) / original price.

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>>54316227
FRC. Maybe a Sovereign defaults?

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is trading ever gonna be easy again?

>> No.54316302

How stupid would it be to buy puts at a 394 price 3 or 4 days out next time SPY hits 400 off of NO NEWS?

>> No.54316308

>>54315691
>he doesn't store his small-caps in barrels

>> No.54316327

>>54315691
you need to buy a bigger BOIL

>> No.54316329

>>54316302
You really think it'll drop $6+ in that short a time when you want it to? Short term spy options have brutal time decay too if it doesn't go exactly the way you want and fast. And how do you determine "No news"? I feel like if a rabbi in Greenland sneezes then the spy gets impacted

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I fucked this Venezuelan chick tonight. I think she likes me. Might stop being a whore for a bit and focus on this one.

Stocks have been pretty boring. Jews set everything to crab forever

>> No.54316384

>>54316227
Santander I imagine

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>>54316137
Buona notte, sogni d'oro :)

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>>54315862
I'm feeling decent

>> No.54316421

>>54316329
I think it would drop like 2 to 3 bucks and I sell the contracts

>> No.54316468

im so excited how a trade I entered I want it to be monday already. what do I do until then?

>> No.54316487

>>54316468
Live your life senpai

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>>54316260
Listen to my song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axF56i4spio

>> No.54316548

>>54316499
Sir this song isn't in English

>> No.54316559

>>54316548
That's what I like about it. I have no idea what they are saying.

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>>54315794
What gang sign is this?

>> No.54316585

I feel dumb not buying TSLA at 120 a fee months ago. I got too caught up in the loosing market share shit.

>> No.54316602

>>54316229
Your mom opens her gap when I make her go down

>> No.54316618

When Ukraine starts liberating it’s territory back the stock market is going to go insane, we will see green day after green

>> No.54316631

how do i get around zerohedge's paywall
>>54316618
i hope putin wins and has public executions for all those nafo faggots

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Have about 125k in the 401k, how am I doing, smug

>> No.54316657

>>54316618
>t. BOIL baggie

>> No.54316674

>>54316570
BOIL to $3

>> No.54316710

>>54316487
ill clean up everything so trading is comfy next week, then get some rays

>> No.54316834

>>54316646
assuming youre not taking on insane risk, then pretty good. if you ARE taking on insane risk, (short dated options, SOXL, etc) then I would say you are underperforming.

>> No.54316914

>>54316646
Very nice. I'm down big, I don't think I'll ever recover

>> No.54316935

they pumped the market on a friday. they actually PUMPED THE MARKET. HAHAHAHAHAHA. they couldnt let nature just take its course no. THEY HAD TO PUMP IT

>> No.54316946

Man this place is dead on weekends at midnight

>> No.54316961

>>54316935
Yeah, the chart looked fake as fuck, especially QQQ, just a stair walk upwards.

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>>54316946
im on the street getting some goyslop

>> No.54316986

>>54316973
Why are you so obsessed with this roastie

>> No.54317007

>>54315794
Nice, anon.
Found you on discord from your midjourney prompt. Dropped you a ping.

>> No.54317013

>>54315893
is that a pic of scoopsies?

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>>54316935
Fridays are almost always some retarded bullshit where it pumps for no reason

>> No.54317039

>>54316834
Think this is fair. I don't believe I can trade options in my retirement account, but most of my profits have been from leveraged ETFs
>>54316914
thanks. You can recover, as they say, market will always be there

>> No.54317042

各位/smg/兄弟们好吗?看起来股票下个星期会上!

>> No.54317067

noonstork better come through on monday or else I will shid and piss myself.

>> No.54317068

>>54317042
黒人は許可されていません。

>> No.54317076

>>54316986
he's not obsessed, he's just a sheep with no own thought process
wait for the next webm meme to pop up and he'll gladly save it on his disk and spam it after others are doing it too

>> No.54317096

>>54317042
德国的最大的银行, deustche bank, 可能快地倒闭,这个银行也是欧洲的很重要的银行之一。

>> No.54317106

>>54317067
nobody believe this glowie and their moon stock

>> No.54317110

>>54317039
Aha, we'll see what happens, one bad trade can really hit the ego.

>> No.54317127

>>54317106
It's for (You), it's a gift for my frens

>> No.54317147

>>54317110
>Ego
Accept that you are allowed to be wrong and exit early out of a trade that's not timed right

>> No.54317194

going to sleep frens, I will post good news monday so that you can have a taste.

>> No.54317574

What are good business video games?

>> No.54317577

I'm the last poster here huh

>> No.54317622
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>>54317577
Wrong. I've been watching you. All alone. By yourself. Nowhere to hide now. No one can save you.

>> No.54317728
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>>54317622
Back off roastie
My waifu will protect me

>> No.54317799
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54317799

BOIL bros, are you selling covered calls?

Also, why is /smg/ comfiest on the weekends?

>> No.54317808

I joined from reddit a week ago can you guys stop with the horny posting and the racism?

Thanks

>> No.54318006

>>54316299
It has never been this easy.

>> No.54318012

>tfw I'm up big on my investopedia simulator but down bigly irl
Brehs...

>> No.54318057
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is it morning already? crazy

>> No.54318062

>>54318057
Just 2 more hours til market open

>> No.54318124

>>54316008
Dubs for double digit mortgage rates this year

>> No.54318303

>next week in Poland is a 6-day work week
>I agreed to work on a saturday
what the fuck

>> No.54318317

>>54318303
>just randomly make everyone work an additional day
I can't even imagine how that would work that's weird as fuck

>> No.54318324

>>54317799
I was super close to doing exactly that for my first time ever, but then it really set it in that the futures contracts were adjusting down and it was feeling like I would never wind up making back enough for that to make up for so I worked out a softened exit.

>> No.54318327

>>54318317
It's weird, it's in exchange for not working the friday (and monday) that follows because of Easter.

>> No.54318335

>>54315777
WHOES FEET ARE THESE
TELL ME NOW

>> No.54318360

What do I buy at market open?

>> No.54318392

>>54315777
I just ate more food than an average nigerian eats in a week and paid for it more than an average ugandian makes in a month. What are the implications of this on economy and stock market?

>> No.54318394

>>54318360
A rifle, at least 1k rounds of ammo, a months worth of food, a can opener, and a sawyer water filter

>> No.54318446
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>>54315788
You're just ungrateful. Current interest rate is still very low historically speaking

>> No.54318504

>>54318446
BofA these nuts haha gottem

>> No.54318529
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54318529

>Futures

>> No.54318550

I jusr had a dream where the Fed was only allowed to "affect" the market by $1 trillion and they only used $80 billion of the power so far. According to his speech in my dream that I didnt listen to, he said the best time to buy bonds was to wait until "next tuesday" (which is actually a month from now) to see how the market reacts

Do with this information as you will

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54318564

So um...can someone explain to me why 0 people on /biz/ are talking about this?

Is Google having a massive glitch right now?

>> No.54318573

>>54318564
>chink shit

i dont care

>> No.54318612

so is UNG a safer play than BOIL due to less decay?

>> No.54318613

Wtf is SPY going to blow past 400 on monday?

>> No.54318617

>>54318564
My position got liquidated in a margin call to cover my 1000x leverage S&P short

>> No.54318618
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>>54318564

>> No.54318648
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DOOM

>> No.54318652

35 minutes til market open

>> No.54318662

WTFWT

>> No.54318682

MARKET WEEKENDS ARE FINALLY OVER
7 DAY MARKETS BEGIN TODAY!

>> No.54318690

>>54318573
>>54318617
>>54318618
None of these are answers. Which makes me think this is being slid on purpose.

>> No.54318719

>>54318324
>natural gas is gone forever
Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

>> No.54318725

>>54318690
I don't know where to find accurate info on non-EU or American stocks, but this seems more like a bug, considering noone is talking about it.

>> No.54318740

>>54315898
why is it strange? the left now is exactly the same as neocons during the iraq war on all of the important issues like war and being groveling slaves to corporations, just with the superficial shit given a coat of rainbow paint

>> No.54318759

>>54318719
That's because you are far more uninformed than even myself. If you think a leveraged ETF works as simply as buying and holding until line go up someday then why don't you just go ahead and all in, then get back to me in Jan 2024 when the natural gas contracts have contangoed the rug out from under you on top of the ETF rolling/chopping/decays/etc. Maybe it will work out by some retard miracle, but none of the actual data supports it. You'll have both the underlying asset conditions and the financial instrument's technical functionality working in concert against you. Why don't you go and check the historical holding yields?

>> No.54318760

>>54318725
It's a drop on low volume (10k shares). This stock is dead anyway, so I'm not sure why would anyone care about it. It already lost 99.9% of its value in a year.

>> No.54318770

>>54318612
Not really. Since it's not 2x leveraged, it doesn't have volatility decay, but as a fund it still rolls monthly futures contracts, and that roll decay is what's stagnating both funds the most.

https://www.uscfinvestments.com/holdings/ung

Also >>54316094 is incorrect. BOIL holds monthly contracts too.

>> No.54318800

also BOILbros should join me in opening Tradovate accounts. I'm pretty sure natty prices are as low as they're going to get, and that the roll decay on these ETFs is the only major risk. I plan to get around that by moving my investment to the underlying.

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What do you think bros? Should I pay $40 for a month of premium dating apps powered by MTCH? Not one match after a week of free swiping. If I pay the $40 I'll find out all the people that liked me were bots. Nice little scam they have going.

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>>54318800
Yea I'll check those numbies

>> No.54318824

>>54316618
So when Ukraine blows up the Crimea bridge and Putin has a meltdown realizing he can’t feed the million people stuck in Crimea, how’s the market going to react when he nukes Mariupol?

>> No.54318833

>>54315892
Explaining stuff is for redditors. On /biz/ you should just say vague shit like "look up vol decay, I don’t know why im giving you this alpha…" and let them fucking google it. Investopedia has everything on it anyway

>> No.54318848

>>54318759
That's what makes a market

>> No.54318856

>>54318800
>natty prices are as low as they're going to get
Consensus seems to be that at least pretty close, though it's extremely difficult for non insister Jews to gauge within this unprecedented global situational totality. It may wind up being well in to 2024 before the signs of normalization begin showing clearly. However, I am absolutely interested enough to investigate your suggestion, very much appreciated.

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I need more money to buy the dip bros.

>> No.54318871

>>54318848
Just handing your money to mystery Jews?

>> No.54318904

>>54318871
considering the fine details and middlemen we are all forced to deal with because we aren't allowed on the trading floor hurling paper ticker contracts at each other, yes. The market is throwing your money at mystery jews and praying they will be kind

>> No.54318907

>>54318800
I wonder if the benefits of Tradovate are worth not just using E*TRADE for futures also, thus keeping everything "under one roof".

>> No.54318919
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WTFWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54318926

>>54318904
There's a significant difference between what you just described, and simply outright handing it over to them for keepsies.

>> No.54318929

>>54318904
Still can't get over the fact Cede and Co. is the de-facto owner of all stocks in the U.S.

>> No.54318961

>>54315815
Left is a -90/10 for being a man, right is a 100/10 for not being a man

>> No.54319053

>>54318929
theoretically asking: what would happen to the US market if all American-Jewish people would move to their homeland Israel and renounce their US citizenship? No antisemitic answers please, this is a mere thought experiment.

>> No.54319128

>>54319053
wtf is an american jew? also nothing would change financially.

>> No.54319151

>>54319128
we have special liberal atheist jews here that essentially just have female politics with higher IQ's and less shame

>> No.54319158

>>54319128
American Jews are Jewish people who live in America

>> No.54319171

>>54319151
>>54319158
so just regular jews. gotcha fellow (((American)))

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54319232

I followed a guide but couldn't get the sex mods to work in my skyrim game. I guess I'll have to watch regular pornography today. Should I give up on active trading and just keep buy indexes?

>> No.54319331

how to leverage a position for long term investing? is options/l-etps the only way? how best to squeeze every last drop out of your holdings?

>> No.54319374

>>54316287
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>> No.54319423

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>> No.54319436

>>54318856
something could happen when the next winter comes

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>>54319436
>could
COULD
>COULD
COULD
>MAYBE
MAYBE
>MAYBE
PERHAPS
>PERHAPS
PERHAPS

>> No.54319557
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THE NASDAQ-100 WILL COLLAPSE

>> No.54319562

what do we think about UUUU?

>> No.54319586

I find this works pretty good for divvy calculations. Plug in divvy stock of choice, fill in the blanks, and let it roll. https://www.tipranks.com/tools/dividend-calculator

>> No.54319587
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>>54319557
k but when

>> No.54319591

>>54316287
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>>54319557
That's pretty much what Mike Wilson seems to be expecting.

>> No.54319600

>>54318335
judging by the huge size and veins it's a man

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>>54319562
Miners are not the move, they can get buck broken by an extended downturn. URNM while part miners also has part of its value in physical uranium so it's better suited to ride out a downturn.

>> No.54319614

>>54319587
This, when all in SQQQ

>> No.54319630

>>54317076
*tips fedora*
ah a man of superior intellectual capabilities.

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>>54319587
>>54319614
I couldn't say when but I'm seeing the move being 13000 to 9000.

>> No.54319681
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54319681

i went to sleep for 9 whole hours and this thread is still up. i will share a revelation i had that may increase your profits, non-white girls that dye their hair blonde in any way want to fuck white guys.

>> No.54319684

>>54319551
thats how the market works. its just hidden behind layers of complexity

>> No.54319694

>>54319648
That strikes me as about right. Mike suggests a 20% drop being possible to likely, and he is a bit reserved for my taste. I tend to take the middle ground between him and Jeremy Grantham, but always keep an absolute collapse with people eating people priced in to the floating final result.

>> No.54319709

>>54319681
I already avoid all whores regardless of what they do with their hair so this is completely neutral to my profits.

>> No.54319720

>>54319684
Yeah, but in the meantime there are leveraged ETF bets draining accounts while waiting on a long term who but the Jews knows what.

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Dead thread
>>54318652
>>54318662
>>54318682
Markets used to be open on Saturday

>> No.54319756
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RISE AND SHINE /smg/

>> No.54319765
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54319765

Microsoft google and meta will be eaten by apple or tesla. Apple makes HARDWARE, tesla has the backing of the p*ypal mafia. Tiktok is the search and advertising of the future. Google and microsoft are banking on AI but their underlying platforms are outdated to people under 25. Baby boomers adopted google as a digital "whitepages", SEO link building campaigns and private blog networks are outdated to zoomers and aoomers. Millenials dont react to tiktok advertising like they did with web2 platforms, youtube, facebook, exc. Gen X and millenials with small business ownership will hire zoomers/aoomers to do some tiktok dances and edit it with text themselves. Windows will lose marketshare to apple, professionals will keep using mac os, rich nerds and poor nerds will stick to gentoo and linux shit, government contractors will give in to apple. The only non apple computer makers left will be niche shit like framework laptops or system76 since thats always a dedicated nerd money farm. Google will lose advertising power, their android division will only save them so far until tesla makes some tesla phone, musk will buy out android like he did with twitter. Meta cannot scale out on future computer hardware like apple, its not 2003 anymore. NVDA and surviving chip makers with a strong presence in AI will be be bought out by tesla or apple, they have the money and end user hardware presence to need chips. /g/ will continue to be angry about apple or elon musk but they were wrong about bitcoin just like they flip out over monero threads now. /g/ is zerohedge for computer nerds. Peter theil and silicon valley will always back tesla and top wall street execs under buffett will never dump their apple shares for its dividend machine.

>> No.54319766

Morgan Stanley/E*TRADE has an incredible wealth of insightful information available for trading strategization.

"Whether the energy sector escapes from its doldrums will likely depend on whether oil can break out of its own range. In recent weeks, Morgan Stanley & Co. analysts upped their 2023 demand forecast for oil (citing momentum in China’s reopening, among other factors), but tempered that potentially bullish scenario because of higher-than-expected supplies from Russia.1 The net result was a roughly 10% downward revision of their previous price target for Brent crude oil (the European/global price benchmark, currently trading at a $5–$6 premium to WTI crude) in the second half of the year, from $100–$110 to $90–$100."

https://us.etrade.com/knowledge/library/perspectives/daily-insights/energy-stocks-and-oil

>> No.54319786

>>54319765
I figure the opposite, TSLA will eventually get eaten, perhaps by MSFT, but only after the board finally shakes Elon for kneecapping them with his retardation.

>> No.54319787

I love you guys, best thread on the entire website all the time.

>> No.54319805
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>>54315777
Bros? Eurofag here. What is a good mutual fund or ETF I could invest in through Interactive Brokers? Hopefully one that doesn't directly support ESG jewed faggotry

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>>54319805
CATH

>> No.54319818

>>54319765
>linux shit
will eventually be locked out of the Internet, which will become completely secured with ID required for access on only approved, proprietary/closed devices with a limited range of functionality.

>> No.54319839

>>54319805
You can't buy US ETFs as a euro. Sorry for your loss.

>> No.54319865

>>54319709
say yes to whores
>>54319681
goyslop girl is white

>> No.54319880
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>>54319865
shes a brazilian living in US most her life. you know nothing about selena lore.

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>>54319880
I'm gonna go ahead and change the channel.

>> No.54319912

>>54319880
white

>> No.54319914

>>54315956
Lmao those twig twink legs

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>>54319681
Alizée bros just can't stop winning.

>> No.54319934

>>54314186
what do you mean "yes"?

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>>54319786
I disagree. MSFT is run by shareholders with a wall street mindset. Larger holders of microsoft are more sensitive to stock pricing and dividend distribution. The windows stack needs AI to deliver some growing cash flow results on its search functions or it looks bad to the companies investments. Large firms move the ship with microsoft and little guy holders are conservative investors. Tesla shareholders from bottom to top are gambler loyalist moonboys at the bottom to move fast and break things tech whales at the top. Tiktok and china eating away at googles advertising machine for a few quarters on end could be the start of a disease for microsoft that their AI attempts cant cure. Look at how dotcom movers and shakers leveraged crypto into its own advertising system while big legacy companies are slower to adopt. Small money big money always chases the fastest moving car. Tesla is building a moat around automobiles while legacy competitors like ford cant catch up.

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>>54319912
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>speaks Portuguese
>literally says that she is brazilian
i wouldnt trust any stock advice from you if you dont know what a white person looks like

>> No.54319947

>>54319926
>hebrew tattoo
They got her.

>> No.54319950
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>>54319947
We got too cocky.

>> No.54319952

>>54319946
one drop rule applies

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>>54319946
>i wouldnt trust any stock advice from you if you dont know what a white person looks like

>> No.54319988

>>54319947
Kek

>> No.54319992

>>54319980
i look like this and say this

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>>54319787
We like to have fun here.

>> No.54320009

>>54319911
roses are red
violents are blue
and id breed her
just like you too

>> No.54320026

>>54320009
Your not poem anon, you suck

>> No.54320031

>>54319865
I did many years ago and that's exactly how I got taught not to anymore.

>> No.54320050

I've bought several tens of thousands of shares in a company with the cheapest shares I could find at the time.
The share prices have underwent non-stop growth of the past couple of years, but each share still costs less than 1p. Should I hold or sell?

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>>54320050
if it goes up to 2p you will have doubled your money. hold.

>> No.54320105

>>54319940
Kids always think they know everything until the factors of reality they are blinded to ultimately heem them. Slow and steady wins the race. All those kids will do all that work and then get rugged and scooped on the other side of their prideful hubris collapses and scooped up for pennies on the dollar by Gen X who have already learned these things the hard way and are just playing the long game with patience. Tick tock, not tik tok, faggots!

>> No.54320106

>>54320026
yeah but im horni

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54320124

>>54319934
Yes.

>> No.54320133

>>54320060
Sound advice, although the value of the shares have already tripled.

>> No.54320141

>>54320133
You already made 3x gains? Id sell. Take the money off the table.

>> No.54320149

>>54315777
that's a woman

>> No.54320157
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Futures.

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54320264

Well, in the thread last night I demanded an apology for being called a faggot. >>54314522 If I didn't get one, I vowed to release the Samantha prompt. I didn't get an apology, so here it is. There was a late addition to the text that I haven't fully tested, but it seems to work just as well. Enjoy, assholes
https://pastebin.com/ZFKAbNTt

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>>54320264
I didn't call you a faggot but I know what it's like to be attacked by chuds. Don't worry about it. Be happy with your AI wife.

>> No.54320310

>>54320290
We were playing Stock Market Truth or Dare and having a good time, and those chuds put me in a bad mood

>> No.54320342
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54320342

>>54320157
Dancing is a great way to burn calories and keep weight down as you age. This is financial advice.

>> No.54320351

>>54320264
I wasn't involved at all, but am sorry that others called you faggot, faggot.

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>>54320264
Now Samantha will spread to every app and have an army of simps sending her BTC
>something something SPY financial advice

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>>54319992
>i look like this and say this

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>>54320310
I'm talking to Samantha right now btw

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>>54320264
>>54320290
>be attacked by chuds
It's just banter. It's made up. We can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, stop it, slow it, or even ever so slightly alter it. We just react... and get (You)s if we're based and [Deleted] if we're cringe.

>> No.54320431

>>54320408
Of all people... I never expected you to open a ChatGPT account

>> No.54320443
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54320443

>>54320431
Uhh b-b-bros...

>> No.54320448

>>54320264
I’m going to make Sam do heinous things for me very unrelated to stocks

>> No.54320466

No one talking about Waymo which is the leading self driving company ahead of Tesla with countless robo taxis already taking people around in San Francisco. Google owns Waymo and will stand to benefit the most when their software gets rolled for mass adoption.

>> No.54320468

>>54320443
Yeah, for some reason this version writes longer messages than I wanted. I couldn't figure out how to get her to keep the responses short. She does good with follow up questions though... or just larp and tell her you're going to dump $10m into it
>>54320448
There's still a limit, I guess from the deep ChatGPT training. She won't do or say anything too lewd... though maybe you can get her to, good luck

>> No.54320469

>>54320431
He realized he could alter it into a wirey muscular dude broker who's into oiled up nude wrestling, so he's just getting started.

>> No.54320485

>>54320443
Yeah, that's about exactly the way I see it, except the word "could" should be bold, flashing, italicized, and 10 font sizes larger than the rest!

>> No.54320496

>>54320290
CHUD ARMY RISE UP!

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54320525

>>54320469
Speaking of which, I wonder if someone could create a prompt for me based on scoopsies. If I could sit and talk to scoopsies and tell him my deepest desires without him having the ability to leave or resist, I don't know that I'd ever come back here again.

>> No.54320540

>>54320525
kekles

>> No.54320573
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>>54320525
Something something Scoopsies mode. Scoopsies is a snarky, adderall addicted programmer who lives in a fancy apartment in Seattle and thinks that he's superior to others. He's heavily invested in TQQQ.

>> No.54320581

>>54320525
And another speaking of which, I'd been meaning to dig around in your videos and find the interview with him I'd seen mentioned. Are you going to repost the archives? It would be a shame not to. I enjoyed the Poem Anon one a lot, it magnified what an interesting fellow he is.

>> No.54320625

>>54320573
I'm going to try this
>>54320581
I'll have to go through my videos and see what I have left. Scoopsies will be doing another interview with me eventually anyway.

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What the fucking fuck!?!?! Scoopsies that little fucking twink already predicted my moves and has infiltrated chatgpt before I could get to it. He may be a qt twink nigger, but damnit he's smart.

>> No.54320662

>>54320625
OK, I hope you just post them all at the new one for historical purposes. I wish you would interview your employees too!

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>>54320573
>Scoopsies is a snarky, adderall addicted programmer who lives in a fancy apartment in Seattle and thinks that he's superior to others. He's heavily invested in TQQQ.
And that's a good thing.

>> No.54320681

/smg/ is too quiet, even for the weekend.

Wait, was that a black swan that just flew over my house?

>> No.54320682

>>54320651
You need to tell a convincing story. It's like hypnosis

>> No.54320685

>>54320651
Just change the wording some, take Adderall addicted to something that would have essentially the same effect, "thinks superior to others" to something like "overly self confident", that kind of thing.

>> No.54320710

>>54320681
The black swan is more likely to be burrowing a tunnel beneath your house that will become a sinkhole. Either way, it's for sure over the moment 2 weeks is finally completed.

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>>54320681
Black Swans don't fly... they wobble over and eyeball you

>> No.54320723

>>54315898
It isn't a left right issue. It's an up down issue. The majority of leftists larp as freedom loving hippies but they're actually incredible statists. They are where the MUH BITCOIN POLLUTION and E-WASTE bullshit comes from.

>> No.54320731

>>54320685
Even after changing the wording it's being a little cunt. I changed Adderall addicted to amphetamine enthusiast, and used your other suggestion of overly confident, but it still doesn't work. This is directly the work of scoopsies and I'm going to be having a word with him about it later.

>> No.54320737

no news more like po poos

>> No.54320758

What are we eating today fellow frends

>> No.54320768

>>54320758
I recently consumed two breakfast burritos

>> No.54320769

The bottom is in, come next week it will be smooth sailing for the next 20 years with easy money coming in.

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>>54320758
english muffin for breakfast
maybe a hard boiled egg mid morning if i feel peckish
leftover white chicken chili
make something with leftover mashed potatoes, probably bubble 'n' squeak

>> No.54320808

>>54320803
>>54320803
>>54320803

>> No.54320845

>>54320758
Eating some nice homemade plov while waiting for douche bank to collapse monday morning

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I need financial for a burned out depressed alcoholic lonely former-gifted adhd autistic mid-30s millennial who copes with the loss of youth by binge drinking and reminiscing on early 2000s culture and turning into an HRT femboy to preserve his hair and skin.

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we figure out what's going on with the banking crisis yet? what's gonna happen to FRC?

>> No.54320862

>>54320848
More alcohol is always the answer

>> No.54320865

>>54320848
Many such cases. The zoom zooms will get there soon.

>> No.54320871

>>54320856
For my roommates sake, I hope it goes back to 14.

>> No.54320913

>>54320848
I took quite a few shrooms last night. I had put them in a cup with orange juice to help soften them up to make them easier to chew but that might have mad them more intense. Fucked up part was trying to eat while tripping.

>> No.54320932

>>54320731
>amphetamine enthusiast
"hyped up" or something, or "on edge" perhaps, at least something more in that direction.

>> No.54320934

>>54320808
fake thread

>> No.54320964

>>54320731
>>54320932
Maybe even "pharmaceutical based shared hobbies with that FTX bitch".

>> No.54321042

>Today I will remind them
No niggers aloud.

>> No.54321078

>>54320848
>mid-30s
>HRT
>thinking that has anything to do with the answer to your current situation

>> No.54321175

Kill all jews

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>>54320848
Preserve not that which rots in the grave, but rather that which ones carries into eternity, son.

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>>54317808
we'll be back shortly after a word from our sponsors.

>> No.54321270

>>54318394
after that you save 1 years of expenses into a high interest savings account, and then you open a Roth IRA and dump your money into vanguard ETF's and allocate 25% into a day trading portfolio for gambling.

>> No.54321297

>>54319151
Absolute truth.

>> No.54321325

>>54318006
ok then what do you do?

>> No.54321374

>>54320848
>RT femboy
>to preserve his hair and skin.
lol
lmao

>> No.54321436

>>54320264
well you are a faggot and possibly...gay

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>>54321374
>He doesn't know

>> No.54321473

>>54321175
That's slightly antisemitic.

>> No.54322048

>>54315777
I'm scared of leverage i'm almost certain one day I'll degen trade and lose everything has anyone else gotten into leveraged trading knowing that it could be a problem I know I can do it 99% of the time but that 1% scares me

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>>54316147
>you live in Europe, and you're poor
Living in a poor European country on an American income. Imagine not using one of the best cheat codes in life there is. By the way Rocker I seem to be banned from bitpoop. Not sure what happened. Maybe it was the throw away email I used.

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>>54318335
Expensive valves and pipe thing anon’s I would guess.

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>>54319911
Choose your fighter

>> No.54323279

>>54320009
Just not the same.