/biz/ - Business & Finance

>eat ducks at the park for food

poop in the shower to save water and toilet paper

>>54317153
buy extra groceries in advance to beat inflation

>>54317153
never flush the toilet

rice. and beans.

>there are boomers out there that still rent
>There are boomers out there that still need to wage low end jobs to survive

>>54317804
Fucking pathetic isn't it. These faggots had the entire world handed to them and sold us all out

>>54317804
How? I only see millennials or zooms in these positions.

>>54317696
https://vocaroo.com/1oNtP9W2FueL

>>54317153
THE ONLY TIME YOU SHOULD BE IN A GROCERY STORE IS IF YOU'RE STACKING THE SHELVES, EAT FROM THE GARBAGE

fuck it im a chink stan now, at least they can have houses and food and shit

bing chong qu sherr hwa kong pyow

>>54317993
Never seen a Walmart greeter?

>>54317153
>wipe your ass with a dish rag.

Suck dicks for free protein

>Sell your wife's ass for some extra income on the side

>>54318574
Those people just do it for fun cause their kids never visit and they need a break from watching gameshows

>>54317153
>you see dumpster, i see a lot of wasted opportunities

>>54318804
I repeat the question. Do those people you've seen look anywhere *near* financially stable?

>>54318574
Those boomers are secretly rich and do it just to see zoomer suffering up close and revel in it

>>54317153
Never shit on Dave - I paid off $16,500 in debt using his plan and I'll never be in debt again.

>>54318911
Forgot the pic

>>54318923
>loves boomer
>posts preview image

>>54318911
B A S E D

>"Let me get this straight. You're living in your mama's basement, but you've got a Coach purse," he said. "This is not parenting. This is coddling."

>"What this is creating, for the particular young people that are falling prey for it, is what's known as a trainwreck,"

>"Here's what's going to happen," Ramsey said. "You cannot avoid life. It's coming for your butt. Mama can't protect you."

>"Your opinion doesn't matter until you've got actual experience to base that opinion on," he continued. "They're going to run into reality. Reality says you are not an expert on something just because you breathe air. You're opinion is not valid unless it is based on some kind of facts, not feelings."

>"If you're a young person listening to us, we are not picking on you. We are begging you to get away from your parents."

If you’re 18 and not living on your own you are a genetic failure and should feel bad about it.

>>54317153
I'd prefer Audi cars as most of them are holoride ready

>>54319043
>Rent from me you filthy goyi- i mean gentleman

>>54317153
Toyota Corollas are great cars by the way.

>>54319089
They cost as much as median wage in the US. Now add taxes, interest, and tip. Corollas are luxury cars now

>>54319043
>If you’re 18 and not living on your own you are a genetic failure and should feel bad about it.
Hell fire is your place retard

>>54317696
way ahead of you gweilo

Don't drive. Don't even walk. Waste of money on shoes. Just sit.

>>54317153
But Ramsey, my Kia Soul is all payed off and I can't afford a new Corolla

>>54319043
My dad, to this day, wants me to move back home. I was 23 before I moved out because they are psychic vampires who need me near them to validate their existence. I'm married with a kid now. He wants to be the hero and have everyone look up to him but he hasn't done shit. He lives thru the most prosperous time in the history of the world, retired from his mediocre govt job at age 48 to leech off taxpayers while ranting about goct corruption. He has done jack shit since then except spend whatever inheritance I might ever have coming and call me every single week (multiple times a week) to ramble semi incoherently and tell me I'm stupid for spendingy money the way I want rather than the way he wants (on him). Boomers are in their own world and it will never intersect with reality.

USE BOTH SIDES OF THE TOILET PAPER

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU PICKING UP A FRESH ROLL OF SHIT TICKETS UNLESS IT'S FOR YOUR SECOND JOB AS A JANITOR

>>54317153
flogging a manual shitbox around town with 0 chance of being pulled over is a unique joy, try it sometime

>>54317696
The elites don’t want you to know this one weird trick.

>>54317696
Or you could dress up as a duck and get free bread at the park

>>54319453
Kek. These are my favorite threads.
>dresses up as a kike to get white collar gibs.

>>54319043
Why are American boomers like this?

I dirve a 1996 corolla, you shall kneel

Is real estate even that difficult of a game to make money in? Biz is a shitcoin/equity board mostly and its PvP hellzone crypto or stocks. I'm biased against dave's ideas of "wealth", you can make funny money a lot easier in real estate then the shitcoins/stocks biz is trading. Barrier to entry is higher on real estate so you are competing with less whereas anyone from a grocery store worker with 50 dollars to a CEO with stock options could open a fidelity or binance and trade.

>>54319105
>buying a new car ever.

>>54319105
...???
you think the average american makes ten bucks an hour?

>>54317153
No, I hate driving, glad I can use public transport.

I used a chunk of my profits to buy a toyota corolla actually, only has 90k miles.

>>54317735
the saying it: if its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown, flush it down.

>>54317153
Yes

>>54319043
My parents tried to get me out at 19 but I stayed till like 29 as a failure until I decided I'd rather die than live with them. They created the most hostile environment but ya know what I got it. I'm a late bloomer but maybe this will help someone.

>t. BERNIE BRO

>>54317153
Splurging on a Corolla when you could get a Yaris. NGMI

>>54317993
That’s survivorship bias. The Boomers who didn’t get an easy track are dead.

>>54319043
All of this but unironically. No surprise the sexless losers here get ass hurt over being called out on their pathetic lives

>>54319089
>>54319105
>>54319629
buy one thats 10+ years old

>>54319191
god those little cuck cars look so funny every time i see one on the highway. they look like square pieces of shit

>>54319043
So sick of these boomers applying their pre-2000 life experiences to the present day.

>>54317831
kek zoomer cope is unreal

>>54319043
>We are begging you to get away from your parents."
Americans must really hate their parents. I mean, my parents are not perfect either, to say the least, but I don't hate them and don't want to escape them just so I would have to be a rent slave.

>life throwing chicken nuggies at you? throw them back.

>>54319043
If you’re 18, don't own a home, and have roommates, you are a genetic failure and should feel bad about it.

>>54320552

It's a scam. The rigged economy needs a constant influx of goy cattle to exploit. He isn't telling you that you need to get out for your own sake, he's telling you to get out so he can financially exploit you.

Ask yourself why he isn't advising you to stay at home and work on your career and save money? Why pay a landlord and instead keep money in your family?

>>54320626
His problem was his addiction for anal mistress and his wife that spent their money on useless shit and scams.

>>54320799
It you hit 20 and don't have two kids, a wife, house and some kind of show dog you might as well end it.

>>54320841
Far worse than that. She allegedly belittled him constantly. Keep an eye out for the picture of her wearing the tshirt reading "I am creating new life today, what have you done?". Imagine that attitude all day, every day.

>>54319166
why does chinese people born without a soul?

>>54320969
are*

>>54317153
>go live in the airport
if your city has no airport
>buy a scrub and live in the hospital

>>54320969
They are a godless race. I don't know of another culture that would resort to cannibalism quicker.

>hey Dave I bought a $68,000 truck to save on uhaul costs
https://youtu.be/YGXS-5A35iw

>>54319498
He owns real estate, he wants young adults to suffer so he doesn't loes money.

>"Let me get this straight... and correct me if I heard anything wrong with what you just said...
>"No pussy... no work... those were your words? and you made how much trading dog.. money... dog money? ... "
>"... I need to breathe.."

Roastie: I'm trying to get myself together so I can apply for s job. I'm 12 months overdue on rent and my escalade is about to get repo'ed and it's just hard as a single mom of two mixed race children....

Dave: Sweetie, you got this. You're a strong independent woman and if Jamal can't see that he doesn't serve you honey.

Guy calls in: I'm working 60 hour weeks at the plant and taking night classes. Planning on going out on Saturday night for a few beers...

Dave: Let me stop you right there sport! You need to man up and take a few extra shifts. You don't need to be going out, you need to sell that truck and start driving uber. I'm hearing a lot of excuses, and in the real world that don't buy you a hill if beans.

>>54317831
The boomers that are in their 60s and still waging in my experience being around them they usually all have stories how they owned homes and had it all but lost it to their multiple marriages that ended in divorce

>>54323171
Indeed a lot of Boomers were blindsided by the consequences of divorce before it became common knowledge that marriage is dangerous.

>>54319043
Give me one reason to spend a dime on renting or mortgage when I can live with my parents, share expenses, and build a house year by year depending on how much I save. I am soon moving to my own house with ZERO MORTGAGE, something that will never happen to you or your entire future lineage, if you ever can get laid that is.

>>54319782
>>54319043
I am 28, I moved out for a year when I was 20 then I moved back home "temporarily". I was about to move out again last year, but my job laid me off, and my dad had a stroke.

Now all my savings are drying up, I am almost broke, I take care of my dad most days so I can't really work full-time.
Dave Ramsay Can suck my cock, he is a baby boomer cock muting dick cheese eating faggot

>>54323454
>Catalog
I also quit paying all my credit card bills, Kike banks can go fuck themselves.

>>54320072
>spending $22k on some piece of shit with 100k+ miles instead of just getting a new one
Na. Used prices are fucked for Toyota/Hondas.

>>54323071
Lmao best is when a couple calls in and it’s the woman not working vs the man not working. Reply is so fucking different

Mazda 3 is better.

>$2,000 rent payment, uh-huh.
>$120 car insurance payment. Good.
>$300 medical payment. Nothing wrong here.
>WOAH WOAH WOAH Hold on a second! $2? FOR COFFEE??

How is a guy that tells people how to spend their money famous?
Do you need someone to tell you how to spend your money?
This is embarrassing

>>54319477
Just put on a yarmulke and walk into a bank.

>>54318923
nice picture. I can't wait for my debt free scream

>>54326998
same reason a guy that got famous making a tv show about different jobs is the number 1 authority on employment in America. Or a seething angsty fetal alcohol syndrome teenager is the number 1 authority on climate change. Or a billionaire computer nerd is the number 1 authority on vaccinations.

>>54323171
Boggles the mind that they didn't murder the cunts. Imagine having to wage away because some cuntoid took all your stuff in the courts. I guess it's hard to approach someone without getting caught after a divorce, but even if I can't torture the cunt to death I'd still try some sort of charge attack to kill, or hopefully horribly maim, her.

GR Corolla is a beast DESU

>>54327296
Toyotas are nice because they don't have interference timing belts which means if it fails you won't blow up your engine pistons
Hondas are also reliable Jap-shit but after 120,000 miles you risk this
Nice cars are always a retard expense, if you like tinkering with them and it's a hobby that's not so bad, but I can't help but laugh at every idiot boomer driving a Porsche SUV 45 mph in the suburbs

>>54317153
Paint your skin dark and get on government assistance

Reminder that there are no debtors prisons in first world nations. If you amass significant debt, you can consolidate, negotiate, or bankrupt out of it with ZERO punishment. They’ll use scare tactics to get you to pay back your debts. However going to work to pay back insane interest rates is volunteering for indentured servitude vs just laughing in their face.

>>54328020
then why are people always complaining about being 100k in credit card debt? why doesn't everyone just drop everything?

>>54326998
He's a religious bankrupt conman who realised theists are dumb as shit. So shilled laughably bad financial advise for profit which is the only thing that he has ever made him cash.

>THIRSTY? STAND OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH. YOU'RE WELCOME.

>>54317153
Being debt free is the most antisemitic thing you can do

>>54319043
But i’m debt free, nigga

>>54320072
>theyre literally $10k now
fucking crackhead prices

>>54324805
Driving a used 2001 corolla for over a decade now. Bought it for 4k, never fucks up and costs me nothing.

If you can't into reliable used cars, you're a faggot retard.

>>54328954
>Not taking all the money the jews are willing to hand over on the premise of you paying it back
I'd say debtmaxxing is a strong contender

>>54323171
Nobody forced them to sign a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it. Maybe they should quit whining and pull themselves up by the fucking bootstraps.