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HOLY FUCK. I found an old Bitcoin wallet. I can't believe this. My uncle Moshe died awhile ago and my aunt called me up and said that I could have his old laptop if I wanted it. What a mensche. So I went over there and checked it out. Lo and behold look what was on it. I can't believe this. It's meshuggah. I'm even richer now. I'm also feeling generous and want to do a nice mitzvah for you. So just post your addresses and you'll get a nice little gift from me. Mazal tov to all of you. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.54315762

based uncle moshe

>> No.54315768

>>54315753
>give
kek

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>>54315753
>tfw you used to have the Bitcoin blockchain downloaded on your HDD 10 years ago making transactions and still haven't made it...

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>> No.54315961

grats bro. jesus loves you and you deserve it

>> No.54315979

>>54315753
This picture has been posted here and /g/ more times than zoomers can say SUS and sheesh in their lifetime

>> No.54315995

>>54315979
How is that possible if it just happened? Sus bro.

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>>54315753
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Thanks anon I can't believe I'm finally getting something for free after all these years..

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>>54315783

see fren, hug fren

>> No.54316036

>>54315753
Mazel tov. You Jews are good with money.

>> No.54316050

0xeF3A8Ef02C5a7cF1863Bf3D4adbca5c92Ce9e39a

Larp or no larp I don’t care anymore

>> No.54316052

>>54315753
dump it all

>> No.54316058 [DELETED] 

>>54316036
In case you're feeling generous.

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>> No.54316061 [DELETED] 

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Mazal Tov!!!

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>> No.54316088 [DELETED] 

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Larp or no larp help a fren make it please thank you sir

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>>54315753
wat if i stick a sharpie in my pooper

>> No.54316108

>>54315753
Where should I post the pic with the sharpie in my ass? Gd bless uncle jewface

>> No.54316111

I whole heartedly cant believe these niggers

>>54315998
>>54316050
>>54316058
>>54316061
>>54316079
>>54316088

shame on you niggas

>> No.54316115

>>54315783
It’s ok anon, I emailed my wallet.h file to myself as a backup 10 years ago and lost 8 bitcoin because I’m retarded.

>> No.54316119 [DELETED] 

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thanks

>> No.54316144 [DELETED] 

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Thanks for the beer tab

>> No.54316148 [DELETED] 

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thank you and please do the needful sirs

>> No.54316153 [DELETED] 

>shalom
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>> No.54316180 [DELETED] 

>>54315753
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Congratulations on the find.
I will gladly be shared with.

>> No.54316185 [DELETED] 

>>54315753
thats bullshit but i believe it

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>> No.54316198

>>54315753
>newfags falling for the bait
oh JANNY!

>> No.54316215

>>54316198
kek this

>> No.54316225 [DELETED] 

>>54315753

We are all going to make it. There's hope left in this world.

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>> No.54316238

>>54316198
As if we don’t know how to reset a router.

>> No.54316248 [DELETED] 

Based bro

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>> No.54316269 [DELETED] 

>>54315753
Thank you kind sir
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>>54316248
>>54316238
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>>54316153
>>54316100
Imagine being this new and falling for that. I've seen this screenshot tens of times on this board. It's a well known copy pasta that's on here every couple of months. I guess we really are due for a correction. Newfags unironically thinking their 1000 doge is going to make the financially independent

>> No.54316298

>>54315753
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Hell me good sir!

>> No.54316305 [DELETED] 

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If you send 1 many many thanks, it would be a life changer, life's been hard lately, I'm unemployed since October and one of my nerves in my arms is damaged, so my hard I'm starting to get claw hand...

>> No.54316319

Btw if that's true, congrats, it's really such a once in a lifetime find

>> No.54316320 [DELETED] 

based Maimonides follower
thank you for your tzedaka, fren

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>>54315753
Holy shit dude congrats, you're quite literally living what a lot of us had dreamed of once. I can't say no to the offer though.
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>> No.54316333

>>54316115
Thay's enough money to retire like a king in Eastern Europe where there's less brown people and violence than in America. I would've kms'd

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Thanks bro

>> No.54316367 [DELETED] 

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please send 3e2 butcoins

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>>54315753
Here's to Moshe- a true mensch.
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>> No.54316379

>>54316333
I was going to sell at $65k too if I could’ve accessed it. Really frustrating experience.

>> No.54316385

kek newfaggots
he actually got it from cleaning uncle moshes room

>> No.54316397

>>54316385
>tfw it’s Do Keon or Bankman and they’re just going to burn their wallet for the lulz after giving it to the feds.

>> No.54316461 [DELETED] 

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Thanks man. I can solemly say I have never and will never go on r/cryptocurrency

>> No.54316483

>>54316333
There's less violence but the police will straight up tell you they can't do shit instead of pretending they're going to investigate

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Mazal Tov, faggot

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>>54315753
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>> No.54316512

My uncle died but I got this laptop.

>> No.54316536 [DELETED] 

>>54315753
Congrats dude, if your feelin’ generous

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In a shit ton of debt right now. Anything helps. Thanks fren

>> No.54316603 [DELETED] 

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Pls let this be real fren I could really use it after the past few shitty years and congrats!

>> No.54316635 [DELETED] 

>>54315753
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good luck to you, anon.

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>>54315753
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ty ^^

>> No.54316664

>>54315753
Gibs me 1 BTC fellow chosen person.