/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54313575
prepare everyday for divorce rape.
withdraw like 10k per week, keep it hidden
or buy silver and gold discretly

do not let your wife or wife(male) know about your hidden money. when the day comes she divorce rapes you, you will be better off than 90% of men. with a stack of cash to softly land on

>>54313595
Thanks. When we get a house I will unironically do this. If (not likely) no divorce rape, I can leave my kids a neat pirate treasure

>>54313575
You will be divorced eventually, I married my best mate so bitch can't get my shit even with deo-factor relationship bullshit

>Once you've been together for 6 months, your new partner can take half!
What a shitty deal LOL

>>54313638
So you’re telling me you’re in a gay marriage?
I don’t think I’m going to trust anything you say, faggot.

>>54313654
Yes I am LOL, but only on paper. Bros protecting bros and trolling the system

>>54313638
>deo-factor
what?
i swear you guys are the dumbest on the site.

>>54313575
Find out if your spouse has a massive debt that you didn't know about before.

>>54313575
I have no real advice for you, anon, but just wanted to say congratulations and I hope you two have a successful and fulfilling marriage. That said, although I understand the pragmatism of stashing away money for a rainy day, make sure you go through EVERY length to not get caught.. otherwise it'll completely tank your marriage if discovered. It's like proceeding with one foot out the door, I get it, it's just that the implications aren't great.

>>54313787
I really like that pepe, he looks very amicable and approachable.

>>54313575
You're fucked. Nothing you can really do and any attempts to hide money will be discovered by your wife's hounddog lawyers.

Just accept that you're on a timer and try to pump as many kids out of her her as you can to make her life hell when she gets custody of them all.

>>54313638
My wife was and is my best friend.
Also prenuptials are a thing and here in first world countries they are legally binding.

>>54313787
Thanks. She actually has good savings
>>54313836
Thanks anon :D

>>54313575
if she has a body count, you're fucked

>>54315726
She doesn’t

>>54315757
If that's true, you're fine, but how do you know?

>>54315776
How does anybody know?

>>54315838
Did you pop her cherry?

>>54315866
Yeah but if you wanna be technical that doesn’t mean she hasn’t slept with other guys since. You have to have trust too

>>54313575
I got married at age 21. Unlike the useless idiots in this thread, I can tell you that focusing on your income instead of worrying about how much you are saving/how much your wife is spending is one of the most important things you can do. Focus on increasing your salary. You can earn more than your wife ever knows while you continue to provide.her the same standard of living she currently has. Also, having kids is a great decision. Ignore what every idiot on this site says.
You have to really consider what will make you happy at age 50+. Really, deeply consider that for a month or even longer. You will probably not understand now how meaningful having kids who are grown will be at that age.

>>54315931
We are both dying to have kids. Waiting to afford a house… hopefully this bull run. Working 3 full time jobs until then (2 for me 1 for her but she keeps the apt clean)

>>54315931
At age 22, I had a dream that I thought would make me happy. I dreamt of the day I'm earning 80k+ with 100k saved and a house, maybe a kid some day.

Now I'm 29 with a 200k salary and $1.5 million saved with 1 kid and I want another but my wife is less certain about having another. Also I want a bigger house. My point is that it's very, very hard to fully consider and understand what will make you satisfied when you're older. What seems "fantastic" in your 20s will seem terrible in your later years. You have to earnestly, honestly visualize yourself having what you want and if you will be happy with those things. If not, you need to aim higher while you are younger. This is honestly difficult to do but important.

I tell this to my 24 year old brother who is just now leaving college and thinks having a great job is "making it". Really sit and consider what you want out of the next 30+ years of your life. Think hard, for weeks or months if you need to. Now is the time to do that so you don't end.uo in your 30s when the doors start closing for real (infertility, unable to change careers, etc.).

>>54315882
Hmm.. well your odds of her telling the truth seem okay.

>>54313595

If you’re planning to get divorced from the start why even get married in the first place?

>>54313851
This. I'm saving that pepe

>>54313575
If you divorce early enough, annul the marriage, it’s like it never happened at all. Better than getting fucked in the divorce courts.You better hope she was worth it if you stay with her.
If she is, pump her full of kids and raise them right.
I’m sick of most women so I hope you found one of the few good ones out there and don’t get fucked like I did.

Be a good husband and don't be a nigger.
Marriage is based and saves you taxes.

>>54315971
Good advice. We are conscious of those closing doors. I am 28 and she is 26, so we need to get into a house soon. My dream is to pay cash for a house and not go into jew debt. We are close enough right now to get a shit shack, but after another year we may have enough for a real home. If not by then I may bite the bullet and take a loan. I fell for the PhD meme which got me two decent jobs but I also found myself at 25 with no savings (no debt either). We both want a house in the country with some land, but it’s insane how costly that’s become even in our flyover state. Hopefully jpow kills more banks to drive prices down and crypto keeps rising.

>>54317935
Not sure why my ID keeps changing.

>>54313575
Get a foreign bank account and start hiding money. Even a domestic one she doesn't know about will do. Make sure you opt for all paperless contact.

>>54313851

>>54315971
Absolutelt soulless goyim post i feel empty reading this

Is that all you care about? Muh slighrlt bigger house and nicer car

Ur still the same brokie who spends 70% of his time at adult daycare

>>54317935
Enjoy ur divorce my man

>>54316336
There are no good women

Awalt. Even my mom is a gold digger

>>54313735
Holy shit kinda based?

>>54313735
Based, do you fuck each other in the ass to keep up appearances? You know, just bros helping each other out

>>54315931
having kids is selfish cope for narcissist slaves who are afraid of death

My financial advise would be to invest in a time machine and go back to prevent your marriage.

>>54316205
It's not that you're planning for it, but over half of marriages end that way so it's best to be prepared.

>>54318701
Shalom rabbi

All modern marriages will end in divorce.
Only old boomers are propping up the "still married" numbers.
So be aware that it WILL happen eventually.

Do as others have said, funnel funds away to the side and keep them well hidden.
You will get fucked when you get divorced but you won't be fucked as hard if you play it right.

You just made literally the worst mistake of your life. Now you've given full rights to the woman to divorce rape you when she gets bored. Literally the one thing you had to not do was legally marry. Enjoy dumbass

>>54318703
Hahaha

Having kids is the smartest thing to do. She’ll be less likely to bounce if she thinks she can’t get by without you. I told my wife from the beginning I want 4 kids, and she’s onboard. This will also keep her busy as fuck, as someone else mentioned. Also, control all the finances and make all the decisions for the family. If you put her on the same level as you, she’ll stop respecting you as much.

Everyday I point out to my wife how movies, songs, TV shows, social media, and regular media are constantly forcing propaganda down our throats to try to make us believe that men are weak, we should follow women, parents should be divorced, and, the kids hate the dad in all movies, but that it’s all propaganda to brainwash and destabilize us, just like they did to the blacks. Now she sees it too, and tells me how she didn’t even realize it before, but that it’s everywhere. Your best bet is to teach her to see what you see, while still establishing yourself as the leader of the family.

Congratulations, I hope you have sons.

>>54318786
If you don’t believe me, even this thread is a testament to the level of population reduction propaganda. They will stop at nothing to try to convince you to end your own line. They will make threads about hating women and women having too hard standards, and how it’s impossible to get a girlfriend (it’s actually easy). All social media will tel women that men are rapists and they need to abort their own children if they want to be free and independent. It’s total madness. Only the mentally strong will survive and reproduce, but the good thing is, you’ve taken the first step.

>>54313575
Haha, so many angry incels ITT. If you married a successful woman then obviously all the incels are invalid. I married up. I absolutely love having a cum hole next to me in bed.

>>54318843
Was about to say this you can smell the porn addicted incel SEETHE through the screen

guys. i’ve recently married in the UK and I am saving up for the eventuality of divorce. What I am doing is withdrawing a few hundred pounds per month in cash via atm and then physically depositing it in branch at a bank my wife doesn’t know about. By doing it this way there is no digital trail of money being sent from one account to another.

What I am concerned about is when divorce lawyers search for a bank account via third party disclosure is if this search is targeted towards a specific bank or whether its an automatic search that goes out to multiple banks all at once. Does anyone understand third party disclosures in this regard?

>>54318786
Thanks anon. I hope I have sons too.

>>54318875

>>54318875
>physically depositing it in branch at a bank my wife doesn’t know about. By doing it this way there is no digital trail of money being sent from one account to another.
Until the courts tell her about, because yes, they will find out about it. Physical cash or PMs are your best bet.

>>54313877
I don't get this mentality. Why aren't there more dead ex wives? Like, when their continued living would cost you hundreds of thousands, why wouldn't you pay tens of thousands to resolve it?

>>54318701
Death comes anyway, retard. You're defective.

>not 1 person ITT seems to believe that a healthy lifelong marriage is even possible

Yes yes, listen to the posters from Russia, China, and Iran telling you how scary marriage is. Yes we do PSYOPS in other countries too, but this is how they do it to us. For example, we PSYOPS a bunch of women in Iran to take off their head coverings and boom, we started a revolution in their country. All US's enemies have to do is post scary stories about how scary women are and divorce!! It will be bad, bad!! Keep fapping to porn, don't go on dates, don't talk to women they're all bad I swear nobody is cherry-picking examples or posting fake horrible breakup stories that never happened!

Sincerely, married to a woman who I can finish the sentences of and she can finish my sentences, who we can both act like retards around each other and not worry about being judged. You can find a match, but you don't even try and just fap to porn, well yeah enjoy being alone and thank Iran and others for the successful mind control, pea brain.

>>54313575
Invest in AI, DiD and Privacy projects if you don't want to ever go broke.

>>54313575
Crypto... That's all you've got to do retard.

>>54316205
>why even get married in the first place?
cucks do cuck shit anon
>>54313595
fpbp

Remember flip a coin, if heads you get divorced raped, tails you don't :)

>>54313638
very smart and based
>>54313915
>they are legally binding.
everyone in the class take notes on this faggot and laugh ANY judge can through it out, no questions asked :)

>>54320419
>he thinks the psyops are foreign agencies
Other than this detail you’re right. My now-wife and I act like retards the way you describe. It’s wholesome, like we can be kids again with each other.

Incel thread

Congrats on getting married. Now be smart and hide money for when the divorce cucking happens you won't be broke as hell. Don't assume; hey we'll be together till we die. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Divorce can happen at any point. 5 years, hell even after 6 months. Prenups are a joke to. Some states honor them, some states don't. Trust yourself more. Hide money now. Kids can also be a cuck move to. Some poor bastard I know got cucked this way. Wife waited till she was knocked up then she filed. Poor fucker had to pay kiddie support. Pretty much the only way to escape the cucking is if she cheats and you have proof of it. Then you can use it as leverage.

>>54320419
>Yes yes, listen to the posters from Russia, China, and Iran telling you how scary marriage is. Yes we do PSYOPS in other countries too, but this is how they do it to us. For example, we PSYOPS a bunch of women in Iran to take off their head coverings and boom, we started a revolution in their country. All US's enemies have to do is post scary stories about how scary women are and divorce!! It will be bad, bad!! Keep fapping to porn, don't go on dates, don't talk to women they're all bad I swear nobody is cherry-picking examples or posting fake horrible breakup stories that never happened!

>>54318875
In the USA, you can't do this an it can get you thrown in jail. Your social security is tied to whatever bank you open and ALL money accumulated from the start date of your marriage, regardless of where you store it is to be count and split. An appraiser will come by and value your home and assets, this includes physical pms you have in a safe. Unless you burry it or keep it with a friend, that is also subject for valuation. Why does no one on here know this?

>>54313575
Its already too late to give you financial advice.

>>54313575
Get insurance on her and get her murdered as soon as possible.

>>54320419
>>54320636
Literal based retards

>>54320419
I've quit masturbation for half a year and the end result was total humiliation. God has betrayed me.

>>54316205
exactly. The best piece of financial advice about getting married is to not get married unless your partner has more cash to lose and always will.

>>54313575
have fun losing half of everything you own, paying alimony payments, and child support (otherwise u go to JAIL), all because u believed the lies of some woman when she said she'd love you forever. lol. women have the romantic attention span of less than 4 years. and even less of them are operating at an adult level mentally. the difference between a wife and a whore is that the whore is far less expensive. oh and have fun seeing your kids once a month dumbass. the ONLY way to have kids now is with surrogate mothers. as they have no legal rights to the kid so you maintain a 100% full custody ratio at all times unlike what you are about to do with your wife and using her to bring a kid into the world that you will so rarely see after she divorces you.

tldr; getting married is an ancient scam invented by jewish women whereby they can legally rob a man for half of everything he owns and even gain financial support from him monthly (or he goes to jail) for a decade after she leaves him.

tldr 2; there is nothing more financially retarded than getting married

tldr 3; every wealth advisor alive instructs their clients to NEVER get married without first having ALL of their assets held by an offshore Trust out of the Cook Islands (bc they never pay out divorcees, or even lawsuits)

>fincee's father is a real estate agent
>catholic and very generous
>if we move back to the big city to be closer to their family (they are first generation Italian, so everyone is very close), he will let us take over the mortgage of one of his bungalows
Marry into wealth, fellas. Was the advice then, is the advice now.

>>54313575
If for some reason my marriage does knot work out, it is my fault as a man and I will be deserving of the bullet to my brain

>>54313575
Congrats on the marriage, anon. I couldn't say anything the others haven't said already. Just make sure you keep all your bags outside the reach of your spouse. I made the egregious mistake of giving my gf my wallet's password (Stupid i know) and she took all of my dextools folio gems. Worst part? Every single one of them mooned, so she cashed in a pretty 20k or so. Life lessons to be sure.

>>54318786
this is me, like almost to a point where it is eerie

good luck anons, threads like this and people like you give me hope

>>54320598
Bagging LINK UTK ORE is juicy, web3 projects got good vibes.

>>54313575
Another newly launched powerful Powerpool auto staking and re-staking vault ; the ppTORN vault for auto-compounded APR.

>>54313575
I'm unmarried, congrats on getting married, need 3 kids asap anon.

>>54318786
>just brainwash your wife and eliminate all her agency and you'll have no problems
you really cracked the code on this one buddy. how has no one else ever thought of this?!?!

>>54313836
based. And congrats Anon. Still not getting married though.

>>54315971
Lmao sage wisdom from the 29 year old. I’d need you to be over 40 for me to take that seriously

>>54321446
Because we are all like 21-33 and have never been divorced. How would they access the safe?

>>54313575
Spend all your savings on self custodial, p2p bitcoin to avoid divorce rape.

>>54318786
She is likely telling all her girlfriends you are a nutjob behind your back.

>>54321731
i want you to remember this post and do it when the time comes. Don't bitch out, the failure was your responsibility, after all.

>>54313595
>Getting married to a person you distrust from day one
Yikes

>>54313638
based, unironically what benefits would this bring over just being alone?

>>54318875
conver it to gold and lose it, in minecraft

>>54320585
Privacy remains the most viable utility in crypto.

>>54321892
ORE is based with a sub 4M mc and working products.

>>54320585
AI likely fading off.
Security and data management will be a big hit.

>>54318875

this is biz why aren't you just putting it in crypto

t. 8 fig NW , 95% in crypto, wife won't be seeing a penny if she leaves me.

>>54322838
Am married too. Wife does not know where my money is. Been burned before. Makes perfect sense to keep your finances separated. All a woman has to do is get bored one day and bam, you're wealth is gone.

>>54316205
Hope for the best plan for the worst.

>>54315949
>4 jobs in one apartment w 2 people
> Can't afford a house
Ngmi

>>54315931
>Also, having kids is a great decision. Ignore what every idiot on this site says.
yeah dude easy to say when you have $1.5 mil in savings lmao
having kids is an objectively terrible decision for most people and we can see that in almost every census or empirical trend in developed nations today
and I'm not even calling you a retard, you're completely healthy and sane to want to have a child to take care of you when you're older and keep you company, but to think it's a universally sound, open and shut decision for everyone is the insane part, and one you really have to think about before dishing out your ethereal wisdom on a congolese potato dressing forum

>>54324519
3 jobs and we can. We could buy a shit shack in the country right now, we are just waiting to see what the market does as banks fail
>*I* am waiting to see what the market does. She lets me control her capital.
Read the thread faggot

>>54322109
>>54321983
Thanks anons we are working on the kids. Need land first but I am going to pump a baby in her in 2024 whether we have it or not. Enough is enough.

>>54321489
Kek. It’s fun anon, you should try it. Baby talk and all. It’s cute when she turns her “r”s into “w”s. Makes me want to pin her down and fuck her
>inb4 pedo
She’s 26 faggots

>>54313618
So you don't trust your new spouse?

>>54325679
>Nullius in verba
I trust her more than anyone, but I don’t trust anyone fully.

>>54321553
is this the cope you tell yourself for being a virgin?

Some women will intentionally get knocked up just so the poor bastard has to fork out that money. They'll claim to be on birth control or poke holes in condoms just to trap the poor fuck. Once that test turns positive they run to the lawyer. Poor bastard doesn't got a clue till its to late.

I don't know if it's 'tism or what, but my mind can not even grasp why anyone would even consider marriage these days as a man. It seems like everything has already been covered in this thread, but I would start hiding 1 oz gold coins as soon as possible.

>>54313575
Take marriage insurance out on your wife. Seriously speak with a lawyer and get her to sign.

>>54320419
Iranians are retarded and deserve whatever psyops happen to them. but the whole anti marriage thing is coming from inside the west kek. do you really think iran and russia have the power to make EVERY western and european country have low fertility rates through "psyops"? the truth is having kids is difficult financially, and emotionally. and most westerners prefer to live selfishly and as individuals than to cater to an antiquated idea of family.

>>54323328
he can bang bitches and stay with them for years without them claiming they were in a long term relationship and getting divorce raped

in some regions in the US, if you stay together for long enough you can still get divorce raped EVEN if you're not legally married

you're still "considered" married

if he is married with another male, the court cannot say he is married or in a long term relationship with someone else, neither his other friend

really smart if both are straight desu

>>54326192
that's why you get hitmen in your contact list
or find people to rough her up

if she sees you're a bitch then yeah
either don't show women you have money, or if you do you have to show her she'll die if she start getting ideas

>>54325679
Many things can change and go wrong in 30 years, Anon. If you don't think so, you're just being a naive fool.

>>54313915
>My wife was and is my best friend.
Why do gays always post this here. I'm sure you hold her leg as your bull fuckers her silly you faggot npc

>>54323447
you are 9001% delusional if u even believe this.
im assuming u arent some turbo mongoloid schitzo who is 100% XMR and u actually are holding a blue chip crypto folio that actually matters from a LTI standpoint but that means fiat onramps, funding self custody wallets with KYC wallets, anon if u think a good crypto attorney cant find your self custody wallets you are insane. if she even knows u have crypto and a lot of it, the woman will wait until some super cycle to divorce you and take half of it for turbo millions. you got fucked by lawyers the minute u signed some bullshit legal agreement with the woman that gave u the illusion of "marriage tax breaks" ... u should have legally reduced your tax footprint to near zero anyways with offshore businesses and 2nd citizenships. rich people legally dont pay taxes because there is fucking thousands of ways to legally avoid them with proper structuring. but if i had to bet my entire fund ($28MM) on the outcome of you losing half your crypto to your wife i'd bet it all because its as guaranteed as Bitcoin trading at $1MM before 2030.

>>54326015
project much? my body count is somewhere in the 60s with two exwives behind me and i'll be turning 40 in a few. stay mad, im not wrong and i know how to stay rich and flat out vanilla marriage under trad contracts aint it. dyor but have fun being some whores paycuck simp otherwise u go to JAIL bc u made the mistake of signing a marriage contract...

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>>54322032
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>>54313575
I hope to god you don’t live in California. For your sake

>>54313638
>>54313735
>be you
>not fag
>hate women but also want to out jew the tax system
>marry bro
>keep it a secret
>stay married for few years
>maybe one day find a nice woman you’d like to marry
>go before judge/magistrate and request you’d like your marriage annulled
>judge asks what grounds you’d like it annulled after x amount of years
>”we never consecrated the marriage”
>judge asks “so you mean after x years you and your husband never had sex?”
>“no sir we’re not a couple of faggots”

there is now a legal documents that, in fact, states that you are not gay

>>54331094
We don’t