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>>>/r/eddit for links, LOL
She's my girlfriend btw.
I'm buying the dip
good thread
>>54302583Based
>>54302571They have a point re: ECB clearly drawing $60BN, but if DB goes then Europe goes, and as per usual their excitedness for things to immediately go nuclear is getting the better of their rationality. The ECB will print so much if DB gets close to failing, even with 10% German inflation. They'll re-do Weimar than let Europe collapse immediately
>dont have available cash>dont have margin>"For most stock trades, settlement occurs two business days after the day the order executes"it's over I will never be able to time the market
>>54302629Why not just print now? Seems like this is controlled demolition, you will own nothing etc etc
It seems the consensus is red today.
I think this faggot has a point. The banks having a wobble right now is just information that some insider knows how fucked they are.The next thing is the banks are going to start dumping.
>>54302633What are you trying to buy? Puts?
>>54302633Why don’t you have margin?
>>54302646If they print now, everyone panics. Much like how the fed printed and then yields just dumped as everyone knew the jig was up. Not to mention mid-sized banks still have no way out in the US, nor will they get one
>all the crappy banks failing>Panic on bizThis is called the consolidation part of the cycle and banks like jpm and boa become bigger whales
>>54302657Making a BOIL play today but I wont be able to put the money I sell into KOLD. I might never get another opportunity like this in the next week.>>54302670I dont do options and I dont want to be liable to even more debt
>>54302655They shouldn't have shorted GME.
>>54302655>blah blah blah
>>54302676JPM will pay for its crimes against humanity.
>>54302675We know they are trapped, they know we know. I wish they’d just get it over with and go project wiemar
>>54302583My name is John, and I'm 32 years old. But I have to admit something that I'm ashamed of: I'm still a virgin. That's not all though, I'm also addicted to porn, cumming, and collecting Funko Pops. I've been addicted to porn for about a decade now. It started with me watching it once or twice a week as a form of entertainment, but it's become more than that. Now, it's more like an essential part of my day. I watch it constantly and can't seem to get enough. It's almost like an obsession. My favorite categories are sissy hypno and BBC.Cumming is also something I do on a daily basis. I feel like I need to do it in order to stay "sane" and relaxed. But the truth is that I don't really enjoy it anymore; it's just become a habit. I enjoy the process of building up a large load, and take numerous supplements to help me shoot a massive cumshot.The last addiction I have is Funko Pops. It started out as something fun and innocent but it's also taken over my life. I spend all my free time searching for them and buying them online. It's become an expensive hobby that takes up way too much of my time and money. To make matters worse, it's now seen as "reddit".I want to stop these addictions and take control of my life again, but I feel so powerless against them. Does anyone have any advice on how I can break these habits? Or are there any other people out there who can relate to my story? Any help would be greatly appreciated!
>>54302709>they know we knowhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt6156350/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>>54302676>bank failures and financial contagion are safe and effective, chud
>>54302711
Why no links? I don't understand this. We're here to educate those who may just be starting to trade stocks and those links could save someone from making awful mistakes that could land them in financial trouble. I am asking a regular here to make a proper thread with links in the OP. Dont be a dick.
>>54302704Kek so DB dropping by 10% is just a normal day in your world I guess.I'll say it again for the slowpokes at the back, bank shares dumping is INFORMATION. Insiders are dumping, which will eventually feed into the market prices. This is how the recession happens you tard. >>54302676Contagion risk is very real.
>>54302746>I'll say it again for the slowpokes at the back, bank shares dumping is INFORMATION. Insiders are dumping, which will eventually feed into the market prices. This is how the recession happens you tard.>insiders selling at a record pace>>>/zero/hedge
is systematic financial collapse bullish?
damn it just can't stop crashing
>GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ, REACTING TO PLUNGE OF DEUTSCHE BANK SHARES: DEUTSCHE BANK IS VERY PROFITABLE, THERE IS NO REASON FOR CONCERN
>>54302777Digits confirm financial collapse.
>>54302741>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>>54302789
>>54302776I admit that I'm pretty bad at mock cross linking.
>>54302633who cares about settlement? you can use unsettled too
>>54302797>>54302741Found the redditors
>>54302789he also said eurpean banks are stable and safeget your money out now
>>54302789Including other greatsest hits such as"Warburg Bank machtn guden dschobb""Wirecard is totally a real company bro"
Anyone got a stream link for Bullard speaking?
>oil
>>54302820I'm not in Europe, and my money is in JPM. If JPM goes, money won't matter anymore, so I'm fully hedged
>>54302809Not in schwab, I tried buying and selling on the same day before last year and ended up getting a temporary ban from it.
>>54302746>Kek so DB dropping by 10% is just a normal day in your world I guess.Kind of...You're stuck in the 15th year of>any day now
>>54302806It's clear that you're not from around here.You stick out like a sore thumb.>>54302123
>dropped a fat log at work>spent 40 minutes to flush it downThe joy of being a state worker
>YELLEN CONVENING PRIVATE MEETING OF FINANCIAL STABILITY OVERSIGHT COUNCIL ON FRIDAY MORNINGhaha
YELLIN DO SOMETHING STUPID USELESS BITCH
>>54302856Seethe harder lol
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>54302777Confirmed
>>54302884Where do you nerds get your news so quickly and don't say Twitter
>>54302841wow thats crazy. mine just shows a notification sometimes to make sure that you have the money available when its time to pay it. the payday of a sell and bill day of a buy should be same so its no problem
WTFWT
>>54302906Bloomberg terminal, duh
>>54302896>>54302897>>54302909umm market opens in an hour, retards.
>>54302139>post-empire worldhmmmmmmare people here really this ignorant of the ways empire evolved to meet the conditions of the 21st century?
>>54302897Stop posting this roastie bitch
>>54302920
>>54302916
it's genuinely over
>>54302928she wants me so bad. i can tell
This might be possible?
>>54302954wat
S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP S-L-U-R-P THE DIP
Very dead thread, did all the mumus get shaken out?
>>543028961 second early. It's over.
Unironically, buy leaf banks (RY, TD, CM, BNS, & BMO).
>>54302897>Those eyebrows and that nose ringI mean she is still very pretty but why do women insist on fuckin up, concealing, or straight up removing their own natural eyebrows? It just looks bad
fellow noticers, are you noticing anything here? Im noticing a big buying opportunity when the fed cuts rates.
>>54302797kill yourself
Lol, lmao even.
https://youtu.be/kKx9oPyh0KMI bought. Let that be a lesson jever to bet against America again you filthy Euros and traitorous leafs.
>>54302984OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>54302984now add the CPI over that chart
She’s a fucking whore, what do you expect?
>>54302987>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Mischttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/have some backup links bud :)
Oatsbros... we keep on winning...Don't buy Gold. Buy Oats.
>>54303012Kys
>>54302984The market crashed everytime until when rates are back to zero/local bottom.
Coal bros, we are winning. April futures shooting up
This dip, I slurp that
WHERE AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE..... JAN 20TH
>>54302940OVER STATUS: IT’S
I got burned on fertilizer bros. I got NTR'd
>>54302711go paste your spiel on /adv/
Interesting times
>>54303043better get used to it cause that is all you will ever see for the next 40 years
>>54303043that chart is Insanely Crabbish
Doing some laundry, lads.
>>54303043now adjust for inflation
>>54303059Holy shit, a line on a chart, it’s over bobos
>>54302711o-ok
>>54302583fuck you, chudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo
>>54303085you do realize that that trendline is set by the treasury and the fed for a reason, right?
NVDA IS DOWNTHIS IS NOT A DRILLTHIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>>54303104impossible
>ATVIarbitrage bros... I am getting tired of winning
It’s over
>>54302681I'm eyeballing a play n that too but BOIL hasn't quite hit where I want before I hit he send button on KOLD.
...guys....im getting greedy again....haha what if i just wait a bit more in BOIL haha, when it reaches 6 i can break even then
>>54303082>>54303067hope you guys know how to sow
Brace yourselves
>>54302676It's the anxiety part of the cycle. We broke our of complacency on the 9th.
Is this it? IS THIS THE BIG CRAB?
Suisseters...
>>54303104I bet my arse it will end blue. The retard strength cannot be defeated
>BOILApologize
https://youtu.be/lbMdfl0S5YoGood morning my fellow American's, all my cornball brothers of color, and you too you hook nosed Christ killers. Good morning and good trading whether stocks are up or down we are proud Americans and no amount of seething Yuropoors or overseas brown people will ever change that. Go treat yourself and buy a burger and ice cream cone. And keept that economy strong and stimulated.
>>54302711GO TO CHURCH
>>54302651That's where my account is. Haven't seen a move this bad for me in a long time.>>54302711Put everything you own in Bayhorse Silver.
If something doesn't have a pattern what you must do is predict possible outcomes that have not occurred. Right?
I am beyond unheemed
>>54303023The Wheat bros are having a good day today
>>54303155Most of the performance of american stocks comes from over valuation. Their PE ratio is on average 50% higher than international. It's quite possible we start a decade long crab while things adjust
I want to fuck Annmarie Hordern intensely
>>54302906As stupid as twitter is it really is one of the best ways to get news as fast as possible. Too bad Elon never unbanned me.
>>54303187You need to understand what's going on in the world and stop with this Rain Man nonsense of staring at charts to find autismal patterns.
>>54302906It's Twitter.
>>54303172>up slightly from the depths of great bags
>>54303174>Margin Call on Cornpop, he was a bad dude
>all of the monthly put volume is trading around 3750 todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWwvQKGjLI
This is what anime posters look like
FSOC emergency meeting today
>>54303247>Black Butler>is (whitewashed) asian
Sell you fools
>>54303196>tfw u will never have your very own angry female broker that will aggressively force you between her thighs whenever you fail a tradeI would be perpetually stuck there since I'm a terrible trader. A fate more horrible than death, dare I say. But alas, real life sucks
>>54303206No this applies to what's going on in the world too
>>54303247no i have way better hair
Let's see how my portfolio is doing this morni-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GETTING WHIPLASH FROM THIS VOLATILITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just had 3 Ricola cough drops in a row and I don't have a cough do with that information what you will
Panic when
>>54303286I slurped at open and I refuse to sell...
>>54302906Unfortunately twitter and alerts from my platforms
>>54303312
I bought FRC at like 27.99. I'm not selling though.
When are we slurping FRC?
>>54303286I had a dream the president gave a speech in recognition of "The presidents slurpers" keeping the market up
>>54303330Never.
>that AAPL pump
I can't believe I didn't buy SOXL at like 7 bucks four months ago because you guys called me a tranny
>ding ding dingWake up honey! It’s time to buy the dip again!
>>54303362You'll feel the exact same way if you don't buy BOIL
>>54303330Please do man I need this shit to pump to 15
>>54303330zooming out on the chart these recent events seem devastating idk if that should ever be slurped
When an order status is filled as that the same thing as funds being settled?
by nowat this point in the gameyou're definitely holding WFC putsright?you understand where we are right nowdon't you?
>Oil below $70>Eurobanks in turmoil It’s not like 07-09, it’s going to be a lot worse, isn’t it?
>>54302906news? oh no no no no
>>54303371no, settlement time depends on the security type
Sometimes I want to just quit investing my money and just live paycheck to paycheck and enjoy my life.
/lean hogsApologizes WHO CAN STOP US?
STOOOOOOP SLURPING IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE
>FED'S BULLARD: TODAY'S SITUATION IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF 2007 TO 2009.Very reassuring, thanks Bullard
>>54303307RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA!
Someone post the Brazilian whore
>>54303420no.
>>54303393fuck...its over...ill never be able to time this then
Fuck this market, I ain't trading this shit.>>54303397Lean hog bros, we hit it big as always.
>>54303384yeah, this is the conclusion to the GFC
Guys I don't wanna be poor forever and own nothing
>>54303307you finally doing it, manyou finally doing ithe SAID he was gonna do it
>>54303429Your brokerage UI should show you how much settled cash you have at any given moment
SLURP LE DIPPERINO APESBUILD DIAMOND SUPPORTBANKS BLOWING UP? BULLISHEARNINGS CONTRACTIONS? BULLISHCREDIT SQUOZZLE? BULLISHSLURP BUY SLURP BUY BUY BUY
>>54303455thanks man, it took a long time but I finally worked up the nerve
eat the slop goy
How the fuck are people bearish again? This feels a lot like October 2022, when so many faggots were saying that the Bank of England resuming QE was going to be the EnD oF tHe wOrLd and then we got months of green. I legitimately do not understand how people could flip from "QE is mega bullish" to "QE is mega bearish", aside from being caught up in a year's worth of insane doomer contrarianism.
>>54303472wait so what I see that I currently have in my "Cash & Money Market Total" section on schwab is what I have on me at this moment that I can use?
>>54303445On the bright side you will live in a pod and eat the bugs.
Wheres the crash nigga you promised it was gonna crash nigga do you know how much money I’ve lost? Nigga?
>>54303511Tried looking at the market lately, brainlet?
>>54303511give me one (1) bull case except hurr durr everybody bearish we wuz contrarian
Is stocks really this easy?This is more than I make in a day of work
>>54303513I suggest you do more reading on what Settled Cash means verses Cash Available to Trade. My UI shows me both numbers, and they are different. I don't want to risk giving you bad advice, but generally you only need to worry about buying with settled/non-settled cash if you plan to sell the security before the cash you used for the purchase is settled. That is: If you buy with unsettled cash, and then sell before that cash settles, you'll be committing a violation. If you're going to do trading (and not just buy+hold) in a cash account, you need to educate yourself or you can end up locked out of your account
>>54303555spy gambling is just roulette
If INTC reaches same PE numbers as AMD the stock will 8x, if same as NVDA then 10xIntel is going back to 60 bros
>>54303555Works until it doesn't.
>>54303577Nvidia doesn't sell CPUs and AMD has contracts with all console manufacturers.
>>54303562Fidelity shows me both of those numbers in the trade window and will also warn me when selling if I'm about to rack up a good faith violation before clicking place order. I'd imagine Schwab does the same.
>>54303547>>54303532Did you faggots completely ignore every piece of bullish information at the FOMC meeting? Did you not infer that this most recent rate hike will most likely be the last, and that historically when the Fed pauses hikes they cut within 30 days? Are you just going to ignore the fact that the Fed and governments all over the world literally changed the rules overnight and started Not-QE?
>>54303367>we like to have fun around here
>>54303562Yeah the reason why I am asking is because I was hit with a trading violation doing just that awhile ago and I needed to reconfirm. Except in this case I am selling first and then buying but I assume that is all the same as well.
>>54303577In your dreams
Stocks scratch my gambling itch I'm glad I no longer play gachashit
red salad today
>>54303609Delusional or b8ing?
>>54303629too many tomatoes
>>54303627It's a guaranteed 2x. I told you faggots about axcl too but no one listened
you guys are missing it on wells fargo
>>54303555you're moving against the natural flow
>>54303562I've always gotten a prompt before placing the order explaining what I'm about to do.. on a couple different platforms
Is the AMEX gold card really the only one youll ever need ?
this shit smells like an incoming fake pump to end the day flat again
>>54303368so what happened to 50/share baggie? At least GME and BBBY fags have spirit.
Couldn't stand it anymore. I had to bag. So i bought my wbd and parra. Yes i may be "broke" now till i get paid again in april but fuck it.
>>54303547Economy is actually stronger then the banking system and we are heading towards a soft landing riding the backs of shit banks collapsing as at risk money is consolidated into banks which are more highly regulated which is almost like a 100 bepis hike be jammed into the banking systems tight hole.Meanwhile Yuropoor banks are dying forcing a flight into MURRICA and Asia (who is basically joined to the American economy by the hip.) All while current investors continue to fill the gaps destroying any attempt at a crash.All while market sentiment is the most scared and pessimistic since the Great Depression. Causing an inverse of expectations where companies have been trying to preempt a recession for over a year now which in turn makes companies more reslient to recessionary pressures.Basically the American people from top to bottom are refusing to yield and instead are sneeding expectations.
>>54303604>will also warn me when selling if I'm about to rack up a good faith >>54303662violation before clicking place order.Oh, really? I also have Fidelity, but I never ran into that. I'm pretty diligent about tracking my settled/unsettled purchases though.>>54303617If you're selling now, it really depends on whether the cash you used to buy it has settled by now. If it's been over 3 days (for stocks, 1 day for options), then you're probably fine. If, however, you're planning to sell something and then use that cash immediately to buy something else, then that's ok but you CANNOT sell that new thing until the cash you used to fund the purchase settles.
>>54303669GME and BBBY are meme stocksFRC is newfag bait
>>54303634You can't be serious. Jesus fucking christ bears have lost it lmao
>last time silver competed with gold was around 2008>silver overtook it >now it’s competing again What does this mean?
>>54303685FRC #2 behind NVDA on the leaderboard. That's Meme enough for me.https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment
>>54303663On paper, yes, but for the sake of my AXP shares, you should get the Platinum too
>>54303680Yeah it's not a pop-up but it'll have the "!" and text at the top of the window saying you may be incurring a good faith violation. On the screen after putting in order size/limit price when it's time to click place order.
>>54303672>Economy is actually stronger then the banking systembrainlet>Meanwhile Yuropoor banks are dying forcing a flight into MURRICA and Asiaflight into bonds and not equity>All while market sentiment is the most scared and pessimistic since the Great Depression.sentiment is neutral to bullish
>>543037172 more competitions
>>54303717fucks sake, meant USD instead of gold
Come on oil. Let's score some fockin gains.
Didn't the pioneer himself of yield curve inversion models say it's completely not applicable this time around?
>>54303723I bought before it was cool damnit
SI
>>54303717Crypto didn't exist in 2008.
What a bear trap
>>54303730The economy was supposed to completely implode some time last year, if you believe bears. Guess what never happened?How is a massive flight into US bonds not bullish for the US economy you dumb fag?>retail sentiment is bullishLMAO jesus fucking christ
BROS CHECK FRC COMPUTER
Those green candles...Is this finally it...?Could this be....?THE BIG ONE?!?
>>54303754you sure did... cuz your cost basis is 33/share kekekekekekek
>>54303772>I have no idea how finance or economy works even at the most fundamental level: the post
It’s literally free money to buy SPY under 400
>>54303783S-Shut up
>>54303772
Why would Google but gitlab stock?
>>54303787>I'm a dumb faggot bear who has gotten greedy after a bunch of retarded whales got slap happy on negative speculation in 2022 and now I refuse to acknowledge that I have no idea what I'm talking about
>>54303801Cry more you fucking retard
>>54303307Anon, I have a fucked up throat too, but not sore. Morel like my glands. Started last night. Synchronicity? Plot? Global energy change? Law of averages?
VIX trading like a shit co ever since SIVB. just look at these candles
>>54303831could be because you guys 69'd
>>54303772How is retail sentiment not bullish when one of the best performing stocks this year is Tesla?
I hate the plunge protection team. I hate the managed fake market.
>>54303774OFF THE LOWS>OFF THE LOWS
>>54303807>3939 is higher than 4766 or you're delusionalI accept your surrender.
And just like that the dip was entirely erased. Buying the dips is literally free money, we ALWAYS go right back up at least once before dumping again.
Every fucking stock on the market is a trap right now. I can't buy shit without it turning south. I'm gonna watch you faggots hand over money, this market (((is))).
>>54303772>How is a massive flight into US bonds not bullish for the US economy you dumb fagbad bait
i spent $400 at the bar last night. give me the guaranteed play to make that money back before the market closes.
>>54303772Kek, it's so obvious bobos are the majority when you look at the amount of seethe any bullish post gets. Bobos are mentally ill though and will always pretend they are the contrarian minority, even if they are 90% of the sentiment.
Bros I’m too scared to invest in anything right now because I’m afraid the economy will shart itself, wtf do I invest in that’s safe long term?
>it's not that the banking system is unstable, it's that there is a potential risk in keeping your money in smaller banksJesus christ where do they find these guys to interview lmfaoWho's next, Krugman?
>>54303875Just buy VOO and/or VTI and don't worry about it.
>>54303869Kek. Short QQQ & banks.
>>54303869Put 40k into FRC and let it go up 1%
>>54303878Maybe the real recession is just the small to mid size banks you take over…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
>>54303874When they start throwing around shit like "Tesla is up bigly this year and that's why retail sentiment is bullish and that's why the global economy is about to COLLAPSE!!!!" I just know they have no fucking idea what's going on. Pretty pathetic that these people get to vote.
>>54303790Yeah but you won't get paid for at least a decade after IT HAPPENS.
>>54303878Yellen just needs to stop being a cunt and raise the FDIC insured deposit amount significantly.
Just sold everything
>>54303929That girl is underage sir
>>54303875T-bills
Rolling for a J-Pow's killshot 50 BPS raise in next FOMC
DOW down 1,000 today
To the WFC puts shill: why?
>>54303955Oh fug call 955 for emergencies!!!
Maybe the real crash was the friends we made along the way.
>>54303875Do you want to make money or do you want to gamble and have fun? There is only one right answer here and it's not both
>>54303955This, just end it J Romey
>>54303957
Oh no
>>54303929>imagine selling at the lows of the yearV bottom reversal incoming; thank you for your sacrifice.
>>54303989MORE BANK BAILOUTS. FRC shareholders wiped out! >>54303791
Where my NRGDs at
>>54303959because fuck WFC that's whyif i tell you any more you'll laugh at meit was NOT revealed to me in a dream
>>54304009You're gonna owe me an apology when FRC rebounds after a capital infusion
>>54303874>markets have been retard pumping since october >disregarding: higher for longer rate hike after rate hike, inflation ticking up anyway, multiple bank collapses, real estate cliff edge, recession indicators flashing >memest meme stocks are carrying the market>retail is bearish
>>54303989oh noooooo
>>54303989probably to talk about the reduction in hikes and the PIVOT we about to tank... r-right?
>>54303869whyyou can get a delicious steak dinner with drinks for $200you could have spent 2 nights in a classy steakhouse enjoying an excellent meal instead of not remembering getting hammered in some pisshole invest your money better, anon
>>54303989>"so uhhh guys, I kind of messed up by saying ALL deposits are FDIC insured, how to we tell the goyim taxcattle that I didnt mean their deposits."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkEFkl7vIY
>>54304024>FRC rebounds after a capital infusionthey are saving all that infusion for the bigger banks... dont wait too long for it.
>>54304024if it does you still won't break even. FRC an't worth more than 20/share under NORMAL conditions.You shoulda traded it like a chad but you held like a chud.
>>54303397That's from yesterday (because Lean Hogs trade later)
>>54304027Markets dumped all of 2022, you're so greedy you refused to buy. Retail is bearish as proven by going to twitter or r*ddit and observing them. The recession indicators such as yield curve have been debunked as even the creator of this indicator says it's wrong this time.
>>54303821banks blowing up in US and EU, fed already said they keep over 5% whole 2023 in latest dot plot and if we get a unexpected rate cut it's not a bullish signbut somehow market still prices in massive growth this year while layoffs haven't even started except some useless diversity fags in big techyou think the super-bubble we're in after 16 years of fake and gay money is done with a short -20% blip in 2022? no fear and no panic? and same market leader are your unprofitable shitcoins who pumped massive since January?you can't be this retarded
Oh, hi Mr. Snibs.
>>54303989I guess they need to figure out which libtard big donor bank deposits to insure next
>>54304031>whyit was my buddy's bday and i picked up the tab for the group. i sold some naked 0dte SPY calls just now so i should be made whole by EOD
>>54303915alright alright i get it, youre bullish and bears are retardedbut what to buy? personally I have been scooping up some SPY whenever its below 400
>>54304076fair enough, you can disregard the rest of my post because it was made with the assumption you were a degenerate alcoholic who spent that entire tab on themselves
I bought a spy put and immediately drops in value wtf
>it's an /smg/ simps for another 6 episode
Why do people insist on spewing lies about "the market dumping in 2022"It was a correction sweetie, not a crash, not a dump, not a recession. Get your facts straight, the market has barely moved since doubling in value 2 years ago. Just because your overleveraged funds are down 80% doesn't mean the market was impacted yet.a 10% correction is not a crash, and the market has not priced in even a half of all the facts yet. S&P500 needs to go to 3000, current prices are in nose bleed territory and anyone going long here deserves to lose their shirt.
I see no reason not to go balls deep into TQQQ and keep it for the next 10 years.
Stupid niggers bulls won't stop slurping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmGig_b2QLI
>>54304104https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/062415/how-does-implied-volatility-impact-pricing-options.asp
>>543041370/8 b8
>>54304180You need to be over 18 to post here you imbecile. Log off and do your homework chump. Adults are talking.
desu, I'm starting to feel bad for hedgebrosThey haven't had a good night's sleep in 3 weeks now, no weekends no nothing
>>54304057>you refused to buyI don't refuse, just reluctant. Don't see an easy path out of the current year. But they managed to keep the zombie shambling along for the last 15 years, so could be wrong.
>>54304151fuck I know that hentaiits about a turbo whore feminizing her little brother and heving him and her get fucked by an old dude... or so idk haha
_______ boy summer
>>54304212Downie
>>54304137It was a dump, you'll never get another 50% crash like 2008 ever again. The Fed is extremely proactive at identifying systemic risk and creating backstops before such an event happens. It took them over 6 months to actually save the system after the 2008 crash started, they will prevent any crisis within 1-2 days now. You bobos will never get to cum again, you should have taken the -25% when you had it in October 2022 because you'll never see a crash like that again.
>>54304180
>>54304212woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMzY_KQIKjU
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>>54303869>$400On what?
>>54304212Brave Boy Summer
>>54304137
>be me>think I have time to fix a quick breakfast>miss buying KOLD when BOIL hit 4.21 for 2 sec
>>54304061>layoffs haven't even startedDude what? Lmfao tens of thousands of people have been fired
Where'd everybody go?
>>54304532Eaten by the crab
>>54303577why is it even pumping? because of the chips act or some shit?
>>54303133ExplainWhat s the newsI need some wins, when is this thing ending?
INTC is closing below 29.
>>54304502Not that much of an impact. US unemployment is still steadily going down despite the tech cull
>>54307127...because people stopped looking for jobs.