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Scholz assures markets that Deutsche Bank is very profitable so there's no reason for concern

Can you retards stfup now?

>> No.54303485

>trusting a politician
>ever

>> No.54303501
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this world is run by fucking clowns

>> No.54303516

>bank has 'modernized its business model'
kek it's a fucking bank
>politician: 'no need for concern'
time to run

>> No.54303521

>>54303463
It gives me peace of mind
Bankers are our Friends

>> No.54303525

>>54303463
>very profitable
isn't that the problem?

>> No.54303526

>>54303463
Oh. Well thank god. I was getting nervous with all this craziness going on.

>> No.54303543

>>54303463
>SPD gov
>German something collapses

Every single time

>> No.54303690

>>54303463
>Scholz, a literal puppet, 'assures' us of literally anything

This is a bearish sign if there ever was one.

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>>54303463
The fact that he has to announce this makes me REALLY concerned.

>> No.54303815

>>54303526
You're welcome fren

>> No.54303873

>>54303463
If it was "very profitable" its share price wouldn't be collapsing, lmao.

>> No.54303887

>>54303463
Ohh boy it's bad

>> No.54303891

>>54303707
/thread

>e-everything is fine goy…guys. No need to be concerned.

>> No.54303922

>print billions of dollars into coffers
>das profit

>> No.54303936

>modernized its business model
What kind of idiot would say this and think that it would lead to anything except further panic?

>> No.54304128

>>54303463
>Scholz
>helped his jew friends commit millions in tax fraud
>fucked perp traders in the ass by making it unprofitable to do with size
>above rule doesn't count for institutions because they don't need protection :)
>laughed at the misery of common citizens multiple times on state TV
>said no one needs stonks, a checking account is enough
>stood next to sleepy joe like a cuck WHILE he announced he would blow up nordstream
>covered for his merrican overlords after they blew up nordstream
lol he is covering for his friends/paymasters nohing else. this faggot should be tried for treason at shot at dawn

>> No.54304625

>>54303463
Should I buy DB? Or wait for a lower bottom and cash in on the guaranteed state rescue?

>> No.54305009

>>54303463
Not to spook anybody but I wonder how their derivatives book looks lately.....

>> No.54305269

they had a -5B earnings a couple years ago
just had a 5B earnings last year from selling the covid pump
-5 seems more likely than revisiting the +5

>> No.54306181

>>54303463
People who don’t have sex like to talk about sex, people who don’t eat enough food love to talk about food; likewise politicians and bankers speak of morality and honesty