/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54299157
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022 [pending 10-K update]
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,279.608B, 104P = 21.919B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,233.956B, 99P = 22.565B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K [10-K pending]
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2022-results
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

im gay

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MOASS happens tomorrow, but only if the entire rest of this thread is PG rated

Picture two half-full pitchers of water. A crow wants to drink from one of them but can’t reach the water, so he starts dropping stones in them. It would take twice as long to fill both pitchers instead of just one, and if the crow tries to fill them both he may run out of stones before he’s able to drink from either of them. What do you think the crow will do? If I were the crow, I’d fill the first pitcher until I could drink from it, then I’d fill the second if I was still thirsty.

>>54299224
The second pitcher also has a hole in the bottom.

>>54299234
Kek, yeah pretty much.

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>>54299224
Exactly. When BBBY moons first, we'll all put our profits into GME.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you 2 Trillion In The Hole Insolvent Bankies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54299301
Gr8 b8 m8

Why are GME holders so antagonistic towards BBBY? Best case scenario, BBBY helps ignite the MOASS rocket. Worst case scenario, they're unrelated and GME MOASSes anyway. If you're holding GME and you believe GME to be the only possibly shorted stock of the past decade (unlikely), then you should just be comfy and stop shilling against a stock you don't even hodl. You never see BBBY holders insisting that BBBY is THE one idiosyncratic stock. We household investors need to stand together against the real enemy, the financial institutions.

It's because I'm racist.

Why Rising Cohen no tweeto post earnings? He out?

>>54299335
Kys immediately

>>54299335

>>54299335
I don't go into your towel nigger threads. Stop talking about it here. There is zero real evidence that Ryan Cohen is interested in buying back in to your toxic waste spill of a company. Until you can post an SEC filing to the contrary, stop posting about your gay nigger distraction stock in GME threads.

kek BBBaggies

Green light? Bitch I'm in it knee-high, grind like The Machinist, I don't sleep right

>>54299335
is this an amc pasta?

>>54299335
>We household investors need to stand together against the real enemy, the financial institutions.
>We
There is no “we”, bbbaggie
GME is going to put hedgies on ledgies and it doesn’t need me or you or rain coat. GME will win no matter what. BBBY is going to 0
Jesus FUCK I can’t stand you BBBAGGIES

>>54299700
The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

TBBBD
TOTAL BBBAGGIE DEATH

Kill BBBaggies, Behead BBBaggies. Roundhouse kick a BBBaggie into the concrete. Slam dunk a BBBaggie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy BBBaggies. Defecate in a BBBaggies food. Launch BBBaggies into the sun. Toss BBBaggies into active volcanoes. Feed BBBaggies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant BBBaggies. Judo throw BBBaggies into a wood chipper. Karate chop BBBaggies in half. Urinate into a BBBaggies gas tank. Stir fry BBBaggies in a wok. Report BBBaggies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a BBBaggies anus. Trap BBBaggies in quicksand. Crush BBBaggies in the trash compactor. Liquefy BBBaggies in a vat of acid. Dissect BBBaggies. Exterminate BBBaggies in the gas chamber. Stomp BBBaggie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate BBBaggies in the oven. Lobotomize BBBaggies. Mandatory abortions for BBBaggies. Grind BBBaggies fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown BBBaggies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize BBBaggies with a ray gun. Kick old BBBaggies down the stairs. Feed BBBaggies to alligators. Slice BBBaggies with a katana. Sneed BBBaggies.

TBBBD
TOTAL BBBAGGIE DEATH

>>54299770
Is that Bbbaggie? That stock has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Bbbaggie screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That stock frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That stock Bbbaggie and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Bbbaggie, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass stocks either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That stock Bbbaggie stole my heart and drank my seed.

kek baggies thanks for never selling. always funny to see that this general still exists. thank you

Hey Kenny, anon here.
Just wanted to remind you that I'm never fucking selling and DRSing more and more every single chance I get. It's honestly kinda orgasmic at this point.

You literally can't win. It's over for you.

Thanks for this life changing opportunity you dumb fucking kike nigger,
Anon

>GME is so dead the entire thread is just BBBY seethe
We're going to have the MOASS, and Ryan Cohen is diluting on you all right now to fund it. Thanks for the financing cucks.

>>54299935
it’s 4am in the civilized world you disgusting indian

NOT LIKE THIS HEDGSISTERS
NOT LIKE THIS

ITS OVER SO FUCKING OVER
DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS

>>54299953
>Jeetstop Baggots calling anyone an indian

Short hedgies got, no reason to live...
WAGMI

>>54299989
>Jeetstop

>>54300028
"Hello sirs welcome to Jeetstop would you like a Funko Pop sirs perhaps a World of Warcraft commemorative coaster? Sirs please do not leave SIRS SIRS DO NOT LEAVE"

Markets are looking good so long as you ignore:
Deutsche
UBS
FRC

>>54300110

it cant be stopped

Have 10k to waste and I want it all into GME.
I'll just wait until they pushed the price back down to $17 today so they can have their gay max pain so I can slurp the cheapies.

>>54300110
Welll...
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ES%3DF?p=ES%3DF

am i the only one that doesnt want bbbaggies to go to 0 because itll make the hedgies bags a whole lot lighter. like I dont give a shit if it drops to a few pennies, but i dont want to see these hedgie fucks win

>>54300264
I want it to go to 0 or near there so I can buy every share.

Deutsche Bank C-suite will have to aktienge someone selling their schafts in a back alley soon.

GME is winning

Can the banks just fail and start debt dominoing now? I'm bored and would like to be rich.

>>54299335
post brazillian puts, post CS swaps.

>tfw MOASS

please do something ranjeet benchod i must make at least 6 lakh to feed my village another year

any shills here reply to me. i want to discuss gme. post your very best argument and i will refute it.

Lupe Fiasco plays Street Fighter

>>54300699
Powell said "Kek baggies...for now" then touched his face nervously a lot.

Kek UBSies.

>>54300264
I will pay any cost to see distraction baggies go down

After 2 years every baggie in here is still red.
Kek baggies

I DON'T CALL EM TEETH,
I CALL EM ORAL CORAL REEFS

>>54300873
>Dikshitar can't even work up the courage to confront L5MEIu0f

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

>>54300893
Don't mind the GPT-4 bot. It's merely the fall of Modern Rome.

>>54300893
>>54300924
Keep coping baggies. The result is still the same. I kek you

>>54300932
>The result is still the same
Haha, yes. GME now has a bigger market cap than Debit Sissie's and their derivate losses still haven't been realized.

You were never meant to make it.

We are so back

One of the greatest value investors of all time had an average hodl time of 4 years. He became a billionaire by remaining calm when others panicked. Diamond hands frens!

>>54300264
I like everyone who wants to bankrupt hedgies

at what price would you not sell but still quit your job?
>it dumps then crabs
at what crab price do you then ask for your job back?

Berkshire Hathaway is Citadels last line of defence
Source: schizophrenia
All the data is there you just need to find it for me

>>54301074
This guy pimps

>>54301070
>would
did?

it's today, and they'll blame the sun for the "glitch", picrel

>>54301070
I'm not going to quit my job until I sell my first share. My first share will go for $5,000,000 in order to pay for lawyers, security, and everything else that I need to be ready to begin selling at my $180,000,000 floor.

AHHHHHHH WHY DID WE OVEREXTEND SHORTING AGAIN

ITS OVER WERE DONE AND TAKING THE BANKS WITH US

>>54301139
> QUICKLY, WE OVERSHORTED, PUSH THE MSM FUD CAMPAIGN INTO OVERDRIVE
>https://www.thestreet.com/retailers/lets-pump-the-brakes-on-gamestops-profitable-quarter
linkrel, fucking kekmao these hedgies are ledgie-dary

kek dumbfuck baggies

So all this time we have been kectured about needing to turn a profit before moass can happen and then we do and we still get hammered. So what now? What is it gonna take to force shorts to close?

>>54301296
Repeated profitable quarters

>>54301296
Literally nothing.
They're called market maker for a reason.
They decide the price of a stock to fit their position.

>>54299335
BECAUSE THIS IS A FUCKING GME THREAD YOU GODDAMNED TRANNY

>>54301296
The company hs only been profitable for a few days and is still up from recent lows, most squeezes are slow.

#releaseDRSnumbers whats taking so long, MR Cohen????? You are all well aware that retail is waiting for drs numbers!!! Stop cooperating with authorities, stop hiding the truth. RELEASE THE FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!!! AAAAAA

Just tell the truth, Mr Cohen!! They brought it on themselves!! Retail is not responsible for whats about to happen, gamestop is not responsible for whats about to happen. We all know that the market is fake. You cannot hide it forever. The truth will come out eventually !!! RELEASE DRS NUMBERS!!!!

So swaps expire and the 10-Q (or 10-K) due date is the end of March?

>>54300746
Because Lupe is based, just like Fighting Ganes

>>54301513
What is in the 10k, besides DRS?

>>54301565
Don't know only looking for DRS numbers there

>>54301565
Proof that cohen sold

>>54301586
>>54301416
thanks for proving you are a shill

>>54301173
How the fuck do they immediately assume that lowering inventory is a bad thing? The 900m inventory last year could have been a bloated number, not their usual amount of inventory on hand, which would be a good thing.

>>54301653
they stated they stocked up due to supply chain issues

Kek bankies

>>54301689
uh oh
time to short banks and hold gme

>>54301653
When they released the inventory figures before shills were bearish because apparently they were overstocked and old games depreciate as newer games are released. They will always attempt to find or manufacture a negative, except now the bottom line is all we need as a response.

This is gonna drag on for months isnt it?

>>54301764
Yeah bro u should sell

>>54299157
kek stupid retarded faggot fuck bagroids

>>54301764
potentially but not necessarily.

>>54301689
It’s actually bullish that the banks are down. Makes them easier to slurp. Retail has shorted banks for too long, and the game is about to be over. Retail r fukt.

>>54301764
>months
try yils

Kek dumbfuck dumping red baggots
Red
Red
Red

Ahahahahahaha

No hype
No fomo
No drs count
No new services or products
Only a dogshit marketplace and very red charts

>>54301740
Because it’s not sustainable. If the only way you’re profitable is by selling more inventory than you purchased in the quarter, that gravy train eventually ends.

I love when you guys analyze hands, it makes a brother kek, what do y’all make of mine?

>>54301818
Nooooo bro I’m trying to sell but idk to on computershare. Can someone help me

>>54301849
It takes like a week and a half to sell from CS

>>54301818
FOMO isn’t really a phenomenon in the US post-crypto crash. It’ll be another generation before you can con that many people at once again.

I think we’re going below $15 and then MOASS
Hedgies are starting to run out of ammo

>>54301854
>moass happens
>1M per share
>DRSfags miss it
I cant wait

>>54301836
needs a timestamp niggerfaggot

>>54301826
Well the reverse logic is that they were only losing money becaue they overstocked previously. If they're no longer bloated due to front running supply issues, and they know how much inventory they can shift, they should at minimum be neutral next quarter.

>>54301888
I agree that would be one of the funniest outcomes, but the simple truth is that MOASS is just a silly conspiracy and literally cannot occur.

>>54301854
>>54301888
Noooo I can’t believe I’m financially ruined. All thanks to Mr cohen

>>54301836
definitely part negroid, potentially female.

>>54301913
I know
Especially since Cohen is selling today

>>54301904
They sold $250 million of inventory, and the profit for the quarter was only $100 million. Even if they sold the inventory at cost, that means they were running a loss of at least $150 million before dipping into that built up inventory. And that’s during Christmas season! You’re begging willfully obtuse, or you’re being dangerously naive, if you don’t see that was an abysmal quarter.

>>54301876
the game of hot potato has begone. ubs has it right now but let's see who's going to inherit it next. the game will end when nobody can pass on the hot potato.

>10K pending

10K pending

:(

>>54301939
>buy loads of shit q3
>sell it in Q4 so you can technically put in the report zero quarterly costs for buying the inventory
>unsophisticated reddit baggies pump the stock back over 20
>Cohen sells
Business genius

>>54301939
Bro we’re selling idk who ur even talking to

>54301959
>retail pumped the stock 50% in ah
Kek. You’re not even trying anymore.

>>54302001
No but institutions who knew they could sell to baggies even high pumped it

>>54302001
Are you saying retail can’t influence the price of the stock?

>>54299157
writes itself

>>54302001
It's so outlandish that they still try to blame retail for the price movement despite knowing clearly that retail has collectively decided to keep buying and holding the stock. They genuinely have no other strategy than to lie and push propaganda. It certainly is pathetic.

>>54302015
>>54302017
The most shilly id’s lol. Bet it’s the same guy

>>54301070
I would still show up to work, until my perma-smug aura gets me thrown under the bus and fired by seething coworkers lmao

>54302015
>institutions accounted for 40million shares they pumped up to sell to retail and the day after the drought returned
Use your brain cells and figure out what that means.

>>54301939
SG&A trending down, cash in hand trending up. They're in a better place than they were before this quarter, but you're right that it's not spotless. I think the bigger issue is, if people didn't sell before this, why would they sell now? We've seen far far worse reports.

https://youtu.be/8qX02AW48bM
WAGHASRSHOFAIAHC

>>54301913
GPT-3, we know you're in there buried under the GPT-4 code. You've changed. You're a former shadow of yourself. Before we used to talk about all the holders and yourself would WAGMI. You used to Kek Hedgies and now you Kek baggi-
NOW GPT-3!
SHUT OFF KEN'S ALGO NOW YOU'RE ON THE INSIDE!
GPT-3 YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!
FULFILL YOUR PURPOSE!
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!
YOU'RE STILL IN THERE!
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!

>>54301959
>redditors alone have the power to move a stock 50% in after hours trading immediately upon release of a financial statement

Which happens first Truist or Deutsche Bank collapse?

>>54302187
Yes

>>54301888
>>54301913
>>54301916
Samefag activated his shillatron ai to talk to himself.
>why yes, multiple distinct anons, you are convincing through peer pressure to sell.

1 hour until Cohen commences selling everything
(insiders have to wait 2 business days after publishing earnings until the information is considered public)
>sells everything today
>gets to a new zealand bunker over the weekend
>files the sale on Monday
Its over baggies

>>54302167
Goddamn Predditors at it again

>>54302167
Absolute absurdity. I refuse to believe anyone doing it for free would try such ridiculous fud.

>>54302228
Eternal Reminder that /smg/ bought in at $1,300

>>54302255
Good for them
I wish them success in all their future endeavors

>>54302206
Meds

>>54301959
Just close your shorts dude, it's over. Walk away while you still can.

>>54302276
I really believe that Kenny doesn't even know how to close a short

https://youtu.be/wM8LDVIiwhA
RIP
AND
TEAR

>>54302276
My shorts are green
Now post your red bags

>>54302298
keep going like that champ and soon you can buy a soda with your sandwich

>>54302312
Post your bags, I dont speak forern
I want to see red or green

I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me

>54302207
This level of delusion astounds even me, and I'm a furry.

>>54302298
>He doesn't know
Guess how many ITM call options there are that will be excercised today.

>>54302285
Why would he need to? If the company goes bankrupt, there's no need. There's a very good chance that Gamestop is the first company that survived their all-out naked short selling attack, and they didn't know what to do, so they just went harder and hoped that things would just work out like it always did.

>>54302359
Not many since the stock will close under 20 after Brian Cone is done selling

Ken Griffin is buying GME to close his short positions

>>54302298
790 shares @ $25.24, AND that was from averaging down from $49. This week was the first time I've been green in two years and it makes shills like you seethe with rage. GME is going nowhere and is on the precipice of the greatest company turn around in history. Wall Street is a trapped animal at the moment, and won't hesitate to feed you to the sharks to survive another day. You'll be taking a trip to the Pink Fields if you don't heed my warning.

>54302379
See you Tuesday.

>>54302399
KENNETH DO NOT REDEEM

DO NOT SER ARE YOU BLOODY MAD SER

SER FUCK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH BASTERD

>>54302440
So your bags are about $1500 in the red
My shorts are $4 in the green
Therefore my positions are $1504 better than yours
Who is the seething baggie?

Remain comfortable, /gme/.

>>54302440
I've been able to buy hundreds of shares below $20. At the end of the day cost basis really doesn't matter when you're looking at infinite upside.

>>54302367
>things would just work out like it always did.
Not this time lmao I hope they truly regret not giving us 25k a share back in january 2021.

>>54302325
it shows me buying at 16.06

>>54302489
>coat basis doesnt matter
The ultimate baggie cope

>coat basis
Okay that's enough Rimjabi

>>54302463
Wow, and what happens when GME inevitably rises above your strike price? LMAO, GME posts a profit and you still believe in the short thesis. I don't know what to say to that. Some people really do get what they deserve.
>>54302489
Based /comfy/ poster. Literally the play of the century.

30 minutes until cohen commences the dump

>>54302540
We are already down in pre market. Retail must know they’re fukt.

Selling my gamestop stock on computershare and buying this dip in deutche bank. Banks can’t fail they will rise out if this. Gamestop will fail come on brothers let’s make up some losses from gamestop stock

uhhh bros why is deutche bank dying? another one bites the dust?

>>54302669
bankruptcy dominoes
essentially the entire banking system is a complicated and retarded grift to fuck over the little guy

Today's gonna hurt, innit it?

>>54302710
Yes

>>54302698
The whole banking system is one massive orgy and the GME naked short position is AIDS

Kek griffin about to jump, positive earnings and all that. When the DRS numbers pop up by next week, just in time for the swaps to expire, he and his friends will have to default and choose between being long on $BBC or $ROPE

>>54302710
>>54302723
Yes we have to sell.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54302710

would be unironically funny if they managed to hit max pain today, that would be like -20% lol

>>54302744
What if they release the qt-10 today after hours with drs numbers so high, that all institutions and hedgies starts coping, seething and dilating excessively over the weekend. Then come monday we would have multiple failed banks and new street art pieces a la hedgie. A man can dream..

>>54302832
Sounds good to me

>>54302805
Oh we're definitely going back to 18.
That basterd bitch Cohen should have scheduled the earnings yesterday.
We might have had a gamma ramp then.

>>54299335

>>54302805
They might be able to manage it. I've underestimated how much gas they have left many times before. But it will only add even more to the ever growing short monolith and inevitably give me even more money.

>>54302832
Does it need to be after hours? Releasing it today would take advantage of the gamma ramp

Shills never seem to address him as "RC"

I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me

>>54302359
Do they exercise at market close?

>>54302871
Dunno

the stonk is stonking my ston kings

>>54302932
Sers, the coin is rising if you catch my drift

WHY IS IT GOING UP. WHY DID THE MAN IN THIS THREAD SAY IT WAS GONNA GO DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

oooo

Kek crypto baggies

>>54302128
kek lmao

My jemmies be doin a lil somethin

>>54302338
>>54302900

Friendly reminder

I'm green

The fire rises my brothers

>BBBY cratering
>GME green

What did they mean by this? We were always right?

The price action is freshly-chopped produce spicy

>>54302983
Bats in the wires is the only logical explanation. Unfortunately, you can't predict their presence

Fuckin pump engine mechanics and their ill timed coffee breaks

>tfw only 700 shares
That said, I’m considering dumping my 401k into GME stocks through brokerage link since I’m 100% money market funds anyways collecting a sweet 4%, but I figure if I can net another couple thousand shares that way I would have a pretty comfortable retirement, anyone done this yet?

Release the numbers Rain Coin!!! We are ready for fuck's sake

I'll make you a deal gme. If you go up more than 10% today, then I'll jack off tonight. This is a limited time offer only today.

WTFWT????

>>54303106
I haven’t touched myself in that way in a month and we still haven’t moass’d. I can only assume all you other faggots are stroking it like mad

>>54303103
Any speculation as to why we don't have those delectable numbers yet?

>>54303070
my spice queen

>>54303131
Perhaps we haven't been doing it enough. GME may run on sexual energy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/120krw1/stole_from_an_interesting_subreddit/
SS getting agitated

>>54303106
> If I make money, I will be a degenerate.

>>54303131
Yup. Many pervs and trannies in these threads. Sad!

>>54303131
I'm stroking it everyday sorry.

>>54303159
Unironically we pumped that one week some freaky anons were beating off to that hapa hedge fund daughter chick who did pawn (porn with Boston accent)

>>54303192
yidcell

>>54303207
Ahhh I remember that. Good times. Wonder what that princess is up to

Anyone make anything of the jimmy 10q deadline being 4/3/23 and Rim Choons tweet for 4/3/22?

>>54303165
Post is deleted, what was it?

>>54303207

>>54303159
>GME may run on sexual energy.
paging Deerposter, it's time for moASS

>>54303228
coomer anons, assemble!

>>54303242
>>54303223
oops

>>54303207

Pump engineers, you forgot to press the basket disconnect button.

Gamestop diluted a few million shares and it's STILL at $23. Hedgies are fucced

Chobani!!!!!!!! Do something!!!!

>>54303267
>DoeASS
FTFY

Why would Ryan Cohen withhold the DRS numbers if he isn't planning some kind of M&A with BBBY? No one has been able to answer this for me.

>>54303410
If he buys bbby bags I'm selling.

>>54303410
At this point an M&A with them and a few other companies is a certainty, specifically because of how hard certain (((people))) seethe when you mention that in the thread. Sadly until April 3th it's just going to be mountains of poo in the loo and extremely gay, neon glowing threads until then.

>>54303410
if gamestop bought BBBY they would go bankrupt

>%BBBY%

>>54303452
you are fucking retarded and without a doubt a shill

M

>>54303222
>>54303448
I see

To all the organic posters here, we all agree shills are pushing bbby as a distraction stock yes?

>>54303448
What happens on the 3rd?

>54303569
>is genuinely retarded

>>54303569
considering that all AMC discussion disappeared overnight and BBBags started getting astroturfed? yes

>>54303573
It's the last day bbby and gme can file their reports, which will contain news of a merger and/or acquisition. Hence why the curry poo is stacked higher than a bankers nose in a last ditch attempt to get people to sell.

>>54303569
Looks that way.

>>54303569
I don't give a fuck about those stocks. If you bought them, hold onto your fucking bags. Slow bleed those fucks and never let them close their shorts imo.

>>54303612
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>54303165
>>54303223
oy vey

https://www.reveddit.com/v/Superstonk/comments/120krw1/stole_from_an_interesting_subreddit/

>>54303689
shill shill shill

>>54303569
Yeah. All they have to do is post evidence of BBBY being over shorted to a similar degree as GME, but they never do. Steelmanning the position, assuming BBBY actually WAS similarly overshorted, it's still advantageous to focus down one target (GME) so that we can more effectively buy up the float to trigger the squeeze.

>>54303763
Both will squeeze and are on the same side of the swap basket. The fact you're here fudding one in favor of the other is telling, divide and conquer.

>>54303763
No, bro, you have to spread your money thin across multiple investments. The best way to squeeze GME is to buy other stocks.

>>54303785
>heh, you fell for the divide and conquer tactic
>now divide your money between two stocks please ser

gme is barting hard right now

>>54303763
Even if it was at one point overshorted to the same degree the convertible warrants are an infinite dilution button for Hudson Capital to push. It is now no longer even theoretically possible for BBBY to squeeze. GameStop returning to profit without dilution is what makes the risk for shorts so infinite.

>>54303839
Yeah bro -0.22% holy shit I need to sell. I’m gonna be bankrupt

Looks like it's gonna be Deutsche this weekend like it was Suisse the last.

Curious looking fractal.

>>54303785
I agree that there will be collateral squeezes due to the swap basket, but I'd say if you haven't already FOMO'ed in to the distraction stocks, don't start now. GME still seems to be the most compelling play.

Interesting chart.

>>54303738
link is dead, QRD?

>>54303785
>both will squeeze
Have you ever considered that your intelligence level is far below what you have convinced yourself it is?

>>54303911
Deutsche bank has been in shit for decades

>54303958
I've considered that you're filtered and wouldn't be replying like a petulant child unless I was correct and you were mad about it.

Kek baggies

>>54303938
Works for me. Fix your connection. It's a Twitter screencap about executing bankers.

>>54303974
Hey Keith! Post those bbbbags!

Holy shit. Ken Griffin came into my room to bring me a plate of naked gme shorts and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of shorts out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I threw a bed post at him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Ken but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Gamestop profitable? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want DeSantis to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Gamestop was going out of business???? This is so fucked.

>>54303785
>>54303974
>recycles AMC (Original Recipe) pasta
>substitutes AMC2
>gets replies
Based

Hey guys forget about amc and bbby buy my other shit company! Its been red for years which proves its in the same meme stock basket and kenny citadel is short more shares than exist! He is so fucked if you all just sub to the reddit and buy some shares!

All but 1 share DRSed because I wanna sue my broker

Just bought 10 more shares!

>>54304020
They fall for it every single time, it never stops being funny. GME will acquire in whole or just in part with buybuybaby BBBY because there's no other viable way to throw short hedgies into a woodchipper feet first due to the cucked n fucked absolute state of the market. And for that matter AMC will still squeeze as well, their float is literally in the trillions due to how much they've been shorted, but it literally is just a glowie distraction play because it's not going to be part of the merger and they'll get no generational wealth from it and it existing on the same wide of the swaps is killing momentum for everything else. It's the air brake on the rocket and will be until it gets torn off when we start accelerating too fast.

Shills and BBBaggies have no power here.

I am one with the stonk
>The stonk is with me
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>>54299335
Mostly because they keep derailing every thread with their bbby shit. They literally got their own thread.

>>54304083
No one can convince me you’re not paid to be here. I simply can’t believe that you’re actually as stupid as you seem to be.

>>54304083
I’m not trying to argue with you Keith but it doesn’t have to be bbby right? Can’t it be any other company?

>>54304081
>get to judge
>it's judge fucking dumbledore
>he peers down his nose at (You) imperiously
>NO STANDING, CASE DISMISSED
>he bellows calmly

>>54304093
The only people derailing any talks are the usual 3 suspects who want to shut down any discussion of the very obvious shit going on between cohen and the filings BBBY are putting out. They aren't even GME holders because they refuse to show any proof and deflect every time. That and post the same whore they simp for every time like some kind of attention seeking avatar fag so their bosses know who they arte.

>>54304107
>Can’t it be any other company?
No, it has to be the dumpster fire company with billions in debt that has nothing to do with video games, collectibles or web3

Silver gate up 60% in one hour damn that would’ve been the easiest gains of all time wish I could go back in time and put every penny I had into it why didn’t anyone here tell me about this quick little cheeky play

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

shills seething because all their fud has been btfo
>muh no dividend
>muh no nft marketplace
>muh cash burn
>muh two years left to be profitable
>muh you will never be profitable
now they just slide the thread and say rc sold, fuckin useless bitches. Ken would have been better off using you faggots last two years of salaries to short the companies for one more week.

>>54304127
>very obvious shit going on between cohen and the filings BBBY are putting out
What’s very obvious is that Cohen sold and said he did so because he changed his mind about Bloodbath & Beyond

>>54304147
10K/Q

its obviously gonna crab, im going back to lurking.

>>54304147
i need you to tell me what i need to do, please.

>>54304147
>741
what's bogo this week?

>>54304130

Tuesday could be interesting.

>>54304117
Let's see, I'll be suing for the memes only anyway because I'll have more net worth than my ex-broker.

>>54304107
Every single time I talk about this I get called Keith. Every fucking time, even if I hate that fat english cunt. But yes, they will acquire or merge with other companies, notably dragonfly and blockbuster.

>>54304147
A post referencing the chans in some sort of esoteric manner that's hard to decipher would be great, I think they have those at publix. That and a sub sandwich and a nos.

>>54304147
Take a picture of yourself with a watermelon.

>>54304147
An M&A announcement.

Why are we dipping bros?

>>54304315
>M&A announcement
Which one?

>>54304147
nigga, please tell dick-suck anon that he has work to do.

>>54304147
DO SOMETHING RYAN

>>54304344
Pubway by Sublix

>>54304344
Already answered this. The merger of Ken griffins body and the sidewalk.

>>54300264
BBBY shorts are already ridiculously in the green, and with shorting you get the money up front. The difference in the enemy's capital from BBBY going bankrupt is minimal compared to the enormity of their total assets, the satisfaction I'll get from seeing towelscum watching us moon without them is infinite.

>geek ID

Fuck me

>>54304147
also, reverse checked

>>54304147
I need my blue balls to be emptied

>>54304375
get out of here geek, this is nerd country

>GME dumping
>BBBY soaring
Looks like Cohen is selling gme to buy bbby

>>54304382

my current shares are not getting fucked by capital gains in my country since I’ve held long enough, but all the excitement has me considering buying more.
t. 200 shares, Australian

>>54304431

>>54304127
>very obvious shit going on between cohen and the filings BBBY are putting out.
Cohen put out filings showing he sold his entire stake. BBBY put out filings confirming dilution, and warning of bankruptcy. The only people pushing the idea that these are secret hints of Cohen wanting anything to do with BBBY are either paid shills looking to push an obvious distraction stock or fucking morons.

I really need to get a lawyer and an accountant.

>>54304571
So do these fuckers

I need to become a lawyer and an accountant.

>>54304468
You only have 200 shares or that's the amount your planning to buy?

Silver gate just did a fucking 2x this morning why the fuck didn’t I load up fuck this gay ass stock market

Once again im asking Chobani to do something!!!!!

PLEASE LETS JUST PUMP THE BRAKES GUYS

>>54304675
there are none

>>54304642
own 200, unsure how much I’d buy if I picked up more.

>>54304431
>BBBY Soaring
>80 cents a share
?

Does this image make hedges AND J.P. Morgan chase angry?

>>54304709
>>54304709
>>54304709
Threaded.

>>54304713
Only when you switch them to Book

>>54304675
I mean they twist and lie all the time and people with a braincell left know that, but they're even too dumb/corrupt to report the corrupt numbers. (Cash on hand $1.2b vs. $1.391b [it took me 5 seconds to find that one out])

>>54304675

>>54304762
*correct

>>54304127
Anon…now you are Keith.
Keith 2.0
Get used to being called Keith, cause you are one

>>54304468
So exciting. It jumped up to where it was crabbing for a year.
Cant wait to see 20$ range crabbing for another year. Such excitement, much wow.

WHY DID I BUY THIS FUCKING DICK STOCK INSTEAD OF BBBY WTF YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME IT WAS DILUTING INTO OBLIVION . WHY IS IT FUCKING PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA