/biz/ - Business & Finance

always do the opposite of what jews say

I am not prepared for the future or the present.

>vudurez

>>54300399
Except this guy, he loves you a lot

READ

>futures

>>54300446
canadians are fucked

Short the Nasdaq. This is your first and last warning (for March)

Ronald McDonald-
Patriots, go!

>>54300446
>Wef are telling people to buy gold and silver
Kek. Lmao.
>>54300456
>Gold nothing more than a shiny rock
>But somehow asscorns will have value
You couldn't be any more obvious. Next time be less retarded when writing out your longform schizo pieces, kiddo.

This is the worst /SMG/ ever

>>54300446
It's OVER

>>54300466
buy the Nasdaq. This is your last warning (for March)
Seriously, I need hedges for my hedges at this point

>>54300483
everything is overvalued other than the US dollar, and half the world is converting to the Chinese yuan. This is the power of wokeism.

>>54300493
Woah. RUDE. TAKE THAT BACK.

SOXL bros 2 more weeks till $30 https://youtu.be/AREppyQf5uw

>>54300500
I might if the content quality improves

Deutsche bank down 11%

Im thinking of shorting société générale and Bnp Paribas. thoughts?

Actually crashing the market again, wow. Always during EU session when you don't expect it because EU is regularly bitch trading

Wtf is Deutsche doing? Good that I pulled my 15k out of my fuckin Deutsche Account 2 weeks ago.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/U9M3lUlY9N0

I actually make less money on days the market crashes then when it's stable. And I'm shorting. Take today for example, kek.

>>54300583
yeah, that's why you hold and stop being a sper gambler

I was right to slurp

>>54300550
Seem likely to fail but just to be sure look up their credit default swaps.

>>54300338
Ok, so about the bank runs. What if you moved digital deposits from some x bank to a central bank that would just keep them there and would allow for digital transactions to keep going?
Also, since we use non gold backed paper money, shouldn't gov. be able to print out enough and spread it around the banks?
What am I missing?

>le inverted yield curve
the only reason it's inverted is because of the feds 14 years of QE and the habit of dropping rates to 0 when shit hits the fan
nothing but a speculation

DB CDS @191

DB RIP theme
https://youtu.be/a5xSxGhlHfc

>>54300550
>torturing poor rattos over this bullshit
Evil, at least if they tested some medicine that could help to save human lives I could look the other way.

reminder CS CDS were peaking for 6 months before it's collapse

>>54300550
Shorting banks is giga-retarded, even if it's about to fail. Look at how they basically broke contract on the CS CDSs.

>>54300618
and if you were short CS, you were making money that entire time

Americans fomo into shit that pumped during the euro market hours then it pumps again during after hours and then europeans wake up and cash in and leave america holding the bag
then they do the same shit next week regardless . Kek keep donating america

>>54300594
Am I expected to assume that every other day the banks crash again? Is this the kind of economy we are in atm?

OK things could be worse

>>54300620
Too late im already short

>>54300626
idk shorting banks and then never seeing your gains if it does tip over kinda sucks
or even worse read about some guy still paying borrow premiums on signature bank short position so he's basically shit out of luck and losing money

>>54300647
Yes, won’t be long

>>54300497
Get that flat uggo (well, a slight exaggeration but she simply does nothing for me) out of here, I came here for my maid yields waifu... so where is she?

>>54300594
Now watch them slurp. Cheap bank stocks

>>54300666
Here From the last Thread

Yields...

>>54300632
Dont threaten me with a good time.

For europe, now it's the question to either saving the economy, or saving the politics. Can't save both at the same time without having people in the street starting burning things around

Deutsche bank down 13%

>>54300690
>Eurotards when their lessers decide to fuck them instead of zelinsky

>>54300700
Looking good

Unironically how the fuck do we save banks? I'm tired of them fucking up the market.

>We dump premarket because a pooropean bank is shitting the bed before the weekend
>We pump during trading hours because burger traders don't give a shit about it

They should really change the script

looked at the data... i buy oil now right?

>>54300722
before the recession?

>>54300659
wtf is this thing? a new york yankee? someone put a yankee cap on him

Actually impressive how these banks manage to fuck the economy every decade/few decades. Pumping markets to the moon and then dropping like flies

>>54300673
Ah yes, that soothing face, the gentle look in her eyes, the perfectly shaped legs, and the mouth-frothing covered feet. If this isn't perfection, then I don't know what is.
Anyway, thanks for the dump Deutsche bank... I can finally buy some cheapies

>>54300729
When Biden and the globalists finally admit we are in a recession. Not one second before.

>>54300446
nonsense. its possible to build almost-atomic p2p crypto to fiat transfers using smart contracts and open banking apis

>>54300716
kill all jews is the only way

>>54300716
Let them fail. Trying to repeatedly save them and failing is like the gif of that black dude trying to broom the sea back. IDGAF about contagion I want the world to end.

uhhh VIX computer????

does oil go up in receiccison? chat gpt what say?
>Oil stocks do not always go up during a recession
oh so I store gallons of gas in my heroine apartment?
>The best way to store gasoline is in an approved container that is specifically designed for gasoline storage. These containers should be made of metal or high-density polyethylene and should be tightly sealed to prevent spills and vapors from escaping.

It's also important to store gasoline in a well-ventilated area away from sources of heat, sparks, or flames

why thank you chat gpt, far more help full than this faggot >>54300729

nobody is lending to small business now. no small business would go to Bank of America for a loan, they go to small regional banks were they can talk to someone and where the loan is worth it for the bank. all of these small regional banks are locked down right now.

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/kqLzrCNDiU0

>>54300756
THEY WON'T LET THEM FAIl, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. TAXPAYER MONEY WILL BE WASTED AGAIN, AFTER FUCKIN US WITH INFLATION CAUSED BY BANKS.

>>54300716
Banks wont be safe until maybe the next round of earnings calls. Those banks will need a serviceable balance sheet by the time we get to look at the books. That’s roughly april.

Yellen making a clarifying statement to reassure investors about backing regional bank deposits would go a decent way. The Fed will need to take some of these toxic assets banks have and write them off and restructure the debt that’s already been defaulted (which they’re already doing by the looks of their total assets pool) FRC is the flagship. With that 30 billion dollar handout their position is secure, but it’ll probably still look bad on their balances without a capital injection. They have access to loans, but they’re borrowing at 4.5% rates which makes it unfeasible for them to turn significant profits on that borrowed cash. The fed will likely have to offer them a special rate on that.

who could buy duetsche?

>>54300756
DEUTSCHECOMPUTER AND COMMERZCOMPUTER WILL BE SAVED, CHUD. AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT

>>54300737
My spin-off on the wadded jacket vatnik

Oh man

>>54300810
You can anon, dont be a pussy. Long the fucking shit out of it.

Do these cucked regional banks collapse today? Hopefully key bank does. Fucking niggers nickel and dimed the fuck out of me. Big jew is coming for you!

BANKCRASH? WDYM? DAX 15100, let's go

>>54300833
Probably not. All the big bankers and regulators are talking about fixing them up. Nobody wants a bank run.

>>54300785
its a cascading effect. big companies rely on small companies for their own operations. if the little guys cant pay their workers or get loans thats bad news. when the little guys fold the big companies begin to slow down and suffer too. recession. its all INTERLINKED

>>54300845
The Jew bankers tried to swallow the world now they’re literally choking to death

>>54300845
Minus the people that already ran on the bank, and the ones that are about to going into this weekend.

>>54300716
we're all getting put on some digital currency under one bank.

>>54300804
I wonder if I should dump FRC before or after earnings in April

>>54300840
And if not today then Monday cause the german government will have some talks over the weekend, Scholz will say, "Your money is safe, everything will be gut. If necessary there wil be a Kernfusion (Deutsche+Commerz).

>>54300853
like the fat kid that cant stop eating, eventually it gets the beetus and dies. they are currently getting their forced insulin shots. let's see how they hold up

>>54300813
but it represents Russians

>Fed funds rate 5%
>Rates on the market 3-4%
Explain this to me, shouldn't market rates be at least close to fed funds

>>54300901
It represents grotesque poverty and sickness now

SOXS CHADS FINALLY WE ARENT GETTING HEEMED

It's finally Douche Bag's turn in the barrell.

>>54300901
He acquired without asking dumb hohol

>>54300910
Market is afraid

>>54300768
nigger, you don't need chatgpt to activate your almonds and realize that economic activity is reduced during recession, therefore oil is also reduced

>>54300922
But doesn't this create and arbitrage opportunity for the banks? I'm too low IQ to think this through but there must be some mechanic keeping those rates close

>>54300605
Based Los Colorados enjoyer

The bond market is pricing in a 25bps rate CUT by June. Powell says no cuts this year. So what would make Powell cut? A shitstorm of epic proportions. Get ready to be covered in shit.

>>54300605
BANGER

>>54300957
>what would make Powell cut
If it comes to rate cutting Powell will probably be out the door already

>>54300957
He's going to declare inflation defeated and a mission accomplished banner will be dropped over wall street.

It's simple, just leave my gas stove top running at all times to pump my BOIL bags

>>54300957
the same thing that would tank the markets. you have to look at confidence. As long as the markets are so strong, Powell will never cut. as soon as market crashes, then yeah, he might consider cut. It's all proportional. The only problem being: once confidence is lost, it goes down pretty fast, which makes the rate cut lagging behind

Alright, exiting my short. Went short on the dow at 32421, exiting with almost 400 points. Someone should save the banks now so I actually see this money at some point.

DXY catching a bid. Dollar milkshake back in play?

>>54300988
No Biden, you have to sell more to eurotrash so our stockpiles here go down you fucking inbred hohol

>>54300501
SOXL will likely go to 30, but not before it at least gets to 11, but possibly 6.

>>54301014
>euro bank shits pants
>DXY pumps
It's that episode again...

>>54301014
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/t-wFKNy0MZQ

>>54301027
>mid term
>long term

2Y yield computer is crashing. Banking crisis 2:Electric boogaloo.

Deutsche Bank sissies?
Are you ok?

>>54301051
They're coommerz not sissies

>>54301063
Now they are gooerz

>>54300338
It sucks to be so aware of what's happening and I still can't beat the market for more than a month.

A month ago I knew google would probably touch 90 and then shoot up. I bought some at 94 with the goal of doubling down at 90 but on the day SVB was closed by regulators I actually thought everything would drop hard so I sold at 91. I missed an easy 15%.

I also knew at the beginning of the month that interest rates were reaching their peak, and even though I did make some nice gains riding TMF from around 8 to 9.70 I did not invest enough.

Three of my stocks fell hard and did not recover much or at all in the last two weeks and I am behind the market anyway.

Many such cases I guess

and after all that we still haven't got a single circuit breaker...where's the fun?

pips bunce for fed chair.

>>54301085
That's Mx. Pips Bunce for you, chud.

>>54300910

The fed is saying one thing, and doing the opposite, what's so hard to understand ?

It’s over

>>54301079
Controlling your emotions is the second most important thing in trading anon... If you're going to panic trade it doesn't matter if you had a good strategy at one point

>>54301099
Did a coroner do her makeup? Thats shit is what you would see at an open casket funeral for someones son in the united states.

>>54300338
When are 30 yr yields going to catch up with federal funds rates? I can get 5% on a t bill but they wont give me a 30year with that rate.

>>54300673
Man I hope you are saving these all and make it into a YouTube video once we finally get the recession and the yield curve uninverts. This girl is like family to me would love to relive it all

>>54301118
Its the opposite now, in the other direction.

>democrats when they wake up this morning
https://youtu.be/qeMqev48VGo

>futes

>>54300813
u just dragged bank logos on it what did u spinoff? wtf is that thing tho? a crackrock, 2011 intresting.... hey how about you spin off my cock in your mouth you peice of fucking shit. I just cracked photoshop for this. I gotta learn how to make shadows now/ ? so he's a wadded jacket or like whats the deal? idgi l

>>54300446
>>54300456
If the WEF tries anything like this they will be overthrown, like in Sri Lanka.
The WEF is SHIT.

uranium

>>54301155
no u r an ium

SI

NO CUTS THEME
https://youtu.be/b7Bj1dBMYBE

>futures

>post-futures

Not a single piece of news to be found for miles....and yet we are going down nonetheless...absolutly baffling

el futuros

>>54300438
>>54300470
>>54300813
>10 posts by this itoddler ukraine tranny
the absolute state of 4trans

>>54301243
LOL i thought that was real jesus christ

More like DOUCHE Bank

>>54301141
It's based on soviet tanker padded helmets. Lurk moar plebbitor.

>>54301155
Didn't some gay short seller just go after UEC? Sector might be due for a bounce.

>>54301121
He posted his folder once. Yes, indeed, he's saving them all.

>>54301314
I saw that too, there's got to be near double of them since then.

>>54301294
Unironically

Bluelinebros... we're winning again...

>>54301255
glad im not the only one seeing this unit 8200 fella

>immediate rape cuts are priced in
hohoho hahaha

>>54301292
Pretty sure its based on a miners coat or something like that. Basically a coat that indicates you're working class and therefore should be mocked. Kind of like redneck, same kind of slur

>>54301243
where do >pasts and >presents fit into this picture?

>>54301361
Historically speaking, the only thing more bearish than a rape hike is a rape cut.

We are fucked

Today is my Birthday everybody.

>>54300338
Hard to get too many economic business cycle signals from the yield curve when the Fed literally owns $8 trillion worth of the debt and most of the long end. They are helping to invert the yield curve on purpose.

>>54301378
Just trust the Fed, why is this so hard for everyone.

>>54301378

>>54300456
Get a load of this faggot LOL

>>54301379
filtered.

>>54300456
Wow what a faggot.

>>54301378
if it's really the case, then yeah. I only see rate cuts after a circuit breaker. Expecting anything else is delusional

>>54301372
If that means giving up the fight against inflation to save the financial sector then I guess that means we're between a rock and a hard place.

>>54301126
What do you mean? T bills are still almost 5% and 30 year auctions are below 4%.

WTF NORTHOP GRUBBIN GOT QUINTS

>>54300456
I know exactly who did not write this shit: an econ major

>>54301378
>rate cut soon
>powell: I hike
>rate cut soon!
This is just stupid at this point. Just accept rates are higher for next 2-3 years. Gunlach is coping because he bougth corpo bonds below fed levels.

>>54301454
actually an econ major is exactly who would write that shit. economics is so useless it's insane. nobody consults economists for stock market predictions lol. it's not a science so it has no predictive power whatsoever compared to equity analysts

>>54301447
I mean the fed will be chasing the 2 year down. 5% is not happening.

>>54301463
uh, sweety, Janet Yellen is a very respected economist

>>54301476
>be fed chairman
>dont do anything
>get promoted to treasurer of state
how do THEY do it

>>54301475
Oh, not sure how. Federal funds rate is 5% so longer dated bonds should all pay above that for the premium of longer lock up. 30 year should honestly be closer to 6%.

>>54300716
we don't need banks

>>54300813
What the fuck is a wadded jacket? Ain't nobody ever heard a that.

>>54301486
wow very anti-semitic post!

>>54301155
Uec down another 10% pre market, you uranium pumpers should feel ashamed of yourselves

Imagine if March CPI comes in hotter than expected ooo I can only get so hard

BOIL PUMP

>>54301486
She got a reference from her Rabbi

>>54301378
I guess the market took seriously the meme people post here all the time, that the fed will always do what the market prices in. We'll see who blinks first. Don't really care, just more volatility, which is good for me.

>>54301508
Buy the dip ?

>>54301490

Duration prices in future growth/inflation expectations… why would the 30 year yield so much if the market knows fed funds will be zero in 1 year

>>54301463
>economists for stock market predictions lol
that's not what economists are for

how and why is the dollar pumping? wouldnt it be the worst time to be buying $$ now?

>>54301540
What else do you want to hold, Yuros? Swiss francs? lmao

>>54301524
gm sir

>>54301486
If you know as much as they do it's either getting suicided or getting promoted

>>54301490
My opinion is the bond rate leads the Fed. They pretend its the other way around because it makes them look in control.

>>54301292
how in the fuck is that a padded helmet you fucking Israeli bot
>>54301364
ya that's what I thought

>>54301540
least shit currency in a sea of worthless shit fiat

>>54301538
>why would the 30 year yield so much if the mar
So the market just thinks fund rates will drop again way before 30 years? Yeah i can see that for sure but do we just never make money off 30 year bonds then?
>>54301555
I think it is a game of chicken right now yeah.

got your WFC puts?

>>54301527
It’s going to zero

>>54301550
Sir

YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS FINE
WHAT THE FUCK

OFFICIAL JUMP FROM BUIKDING AND DO 2 FLIPS FAGGOTS THREAD THEME. IF YOU SUPPORT GLOBOHOMO DO 3!
https://youtu.be/U9M3lUlY9N0

This is now the 3rd time that I didn't anticipate such a stupid sudden crash. How do I do it?

>>54301379
Confrats

Is VNQ going out of business?

>>54301379
Well we just gave you the gift of cheaper SKYT calls for you to lose more money on

>>54301575

Bonds have been in a bull market for 30+ years, we don’t know what the other side looks like. Given the damage even 4% yields on the 30 year have done, my answer is no, at least not holding to maturity; no reason to. Bonds still act as good defensives in times like these, with the ability to gain 10-20% in a matter of weeks while equities underperform. May as well use TLT than go on treasury direct

>>54301379
your parents sure knew how to celebrate the 4th of july…

>>54301379
happy bday

>>54301600
Euros dropped the ball overnight.
>>54301646
Yeah I think its unknown territory. Bonds could I guess never really go past 4% which isnt the worst really. Keeps stocks and others attractive to making bigger gains.

It looks as though my "kek, baggies, kek" folder WILL be getting a workout today and that's a good thing

>>54300456
>good boy credits

What options do I buy for this?

https://twitter.com/AmbassadeChine/status/1638811235385737223

>>54301692
I thought Europeans were supposed to be experts at handling balls? How could this happen?

BOILers might get a pump today, Henry Hub is up over 3% right now. My own move, were I still in it, would have been to buy the sub 4 dip yesterday so that the next pump would meet my losses half way and sell (and I would sell if I had bought in on that dip). It's already reflected in the premarket. Ah, HH is dropping back some now but BOIL has gone even slightly higher. From what I've seen, the public facing HH meter somehow lags BOIL by a little. Anyway, I hope you all make the best decisions possible with your capital. The last thing I want is for you to lose in a bad trade. The next to last thing I want is for you to miss out on a good one.

>>54301731
It's true that Taiwan is China. Mainland China is an occupied commie shithole state that Taiwan must liberate

>>54300446
>>54300456
Fake & gay.

Thoughts on LVMH? its barely red even tho europe is shitting on the bed

>>54301731
>tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

You were warned a few weeks ago. VIX was at 18 dorrah and you didn't listen. Mumus kept repeating, its oover, muh pivot.

>>54301731
>muh china invasion in 2 weeks
No one cares. Im tired of you happening tards trying to make a chinese invasion happen. Its not happening.

>>54301755
Well as long as you're ready to die for that cause

>>54301785
>cucking to globalist chinksects
chang won't do shit nigger

>>54300338
/smg/, is there any other economy related book as good as Adam Smith's Wealth of Nation?

quit sexting the chatbot you tards

none of this shit would have happened if we had proper regulation. Why are goyim allowed to run banks or even invest their money? They mess it up every time.

>>54300495
Head & shoulders on the WRESBAL.

Wealth is being destoryed

>>54301798
>adam smith
read marx's the capital next if you are into historic views on the market and value

>>54300338
An "inverted yield curve" is the new normal, chud.
If you don't like it then you should've gotten the vaxx + booster(s).

OIL DYING BECAUSE OF BANKS AGAIN.
I DIDN'T KNOW BANKS ARE SUCH AN OIL DEPENDENT INDUSTRY

>>54300338
I only invest in dividend aristocrats and VOO in my Roth IRA. My wife’s IRA is 100% JEPI. Between my mortgage payments and dividends I grow wealthier each month.

>>54301810
>bug
>feature
>feature not a bug

>>54301829
>>54301798
Both are really good understanding historical development of markets. You can try out milton friedmans stuff too.

>>54301829
>marx's the capital
That's world salad in relation to Wealth of Nation, nowhere near in quality.

>into historic views on the market and value
What I'm looking for is quality works, I don't mind whether they're outdated. It's the method that Adam Smith is using to think that I find so interesting rather than every single conclusion he comes to.

>Repeat after me anon
>Labor
>Value

>>54301812
kek I saw an Associated Press article in my paper yesterday claiming there was a poll basically stating this that most Americans agreed with. Strangely, they didn't also mention the Tooth Fairy or Elvis still being alive.

>>54301880
Marx was just a rambling angry neet and his works reflect that

>>54301768

I own shares of them, I like them. They have top luxury brands and a beauty segment (sephora), beauty has done extremely well since the pandemic.

>>54301890

>>54300466
just learned about adv/dec. Is it true that it weighs small cap stocks the same as large cap? Surely large cap stocks would have a heavier influence and reflection of current stock market conditions?

>>54301798
Richard Cantillon, Essay on the Nature of Trade in General

>>54301914
>labor
>value

>>54301880
Read about how trade worked in rome/ancient greece. Then the medicis and knights templar to understand early banking. You will learn how commodities were most of the trading and people did issue bonds as far back as babylonia that were promises of grain payments at a later date. Sort of like current futures on cme are like now. People would prefund a trading vessel and make money years later when it returned. Then check out the dutch east india company and see how they accumulated wealth as a small nation by dominating trade. You can really grasp a lot of this just from wikipedia. But when people say war shouldnt be about money they dont really understand how wrong they are when historically small countries gained power and security simply by capturing trade sources overseas.

>>54301848
>>54301748
B/OIL outlooks, don't just hope for the random best.

https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-oil-energy

I just wrote 4 options. Easy 120 euros. And if I am forced to buy or sell, some nice cheapies

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/rapid-wage-growth-prolong-high-euro-zone-inflation-ecbs-nagel-2023-03-24/

>bank share volatility unsurprising, ECB's Nagel says

These faggots, many german politicans and officials, literally every last day talk shit about the strength, durability, resilience and what not of the german bank sector. It's hilarious how you constantly have to bet against them

>>54301785
I'm not but I'm sure they'll draft enough burgers to do so.

>>54301378
Absolute cope.

>>54301954
>I just wrote 4 options. Easy 120 euros. And if I am forced to buy or sell, some nice cheapies

>>54301946
>People would prefund a trading vessel and make money years later when it returned.
I read pic related which, among others describes this very process. I also read a book on Byzantine economy.
I've also read extensively about the guild system and how it evolved to the various modern business structures.

>>54301954
wow you could buy a whole cheese on toast with that

>>54301937
Thanks anon, that looks great.

>>54301378
The assclowns are revealing themselves.

>>54301947
I'm not trading oil atm. I find it simply hilarious that oil buyers get wrecked because of BANKS.

>>54300399
>>54300419
>>54300446
John was a middle-aged office worker who had been toiling away in the same job for nearly 20 years. He was completely and utterly bored with his life. Nothing ever seemed to change, and he felt like he was stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony.

One day, John had had enough. He couldn't take it anymore. He had been treated poorly by his boss and coworkers for too long and he felt like a caged animal, desperate for freedom.

John walked to the window of his office on the 29th floor and looked out at the city below. He wondered if anyone would miss him if he were gone. Without giving it another thought, he opened the window and jumped out into the void.

John fell for what felt like an eternity before finally hitting the ground with a loud thud. His body was broken and his spirit crushed. All of his years of frustration had come to this. He hadn't expected it to end this way, but he was relieved that his pain was finally over.

When the police arrived, they found John's lifeless body amidst a pile of shattered glass. As they surveyed the scene, they couldn't help but feel sorry for the man who had taken such desperate measures to escape his mundane life.

>>54301974
>It's hilarious how you constantly have to bet against them
>muh Deutsche

>>54301880
Read the Austrian Economists' rebuttals to Marx. There's many to pick from. I had a class on what you're broadly looking for, History of Economic Thought. It was taught by a Mises Institute member. The curriculum went Richard Cantillon -> Adam Smith -> Marx -> Various Austrians.

>>54301985
Nice! Yeah id try finding more of those types of books out there. Search university presses, they often filter by department. Then see if you can find cheaper or older editions on thriftbooks or something like that. Once you learn about all that stuff it makes sense why we have such finalization of stuff. Its so much easier to handle than the much risker stuff of premodern business.

>>54300716
Stop bailing them out. Reits got fucked in 2008 but didn't get bailed out. Now the industry swapped over to save fixed rates. Finance sector is the only one requiring handouts

>>54302004
Well, if you listen to the podcast I posted you'll see that there's more to it than banks, though obviously essentially everything is at least somewhat vulnerable to the overall sentiment. Anyway, oil is *expected* to drop until maybe second half, and gas is just expected to drop and drop for a good while.

>>54301051
>ok?
C'est ok...
C'est ok...
C'est ok...
C'est ok...
Arrêtez
De me dire que le vent a tourné
C'est pas vrai
S'il te plaît
Arrêtez
De dire que l'adolescence
C'est: qu'on n sait pas, car moi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPO056Kx71Y

>>54302026
None of that shit applies to the real world of today any longer.

>>54301798
Human Action by Mises

>>54301999
I've never seen such wailing and knashing of teeth as I have seen this past year when the (((Banker))) were told shekels are no longer free.

>>54301880
>>54301903
Marx was a bad writer but the yellow journalism parts at the beginning of Capital were decent and they're corroborated by other accounts of the early days of the industrial revolution in England saying that conditions for the average pleb were genuinely horrible. It's not unreasonable to predict a revolution based on that. What Marx failed to consider was that the people in charge just made working conditions better and then no revolution was needed. By that point, however, Marxism had become a big social grift that aspiring dictators would spend the next 150 years latching on to because the average pleb doesn't understand the history behind it all.

Reminder that anons on 4chan exactly predicted the domino bank failures of CS then DB an entire year ago, and NAFO troons from reddit mocked them for it.

>>54301946
Its pretty much a massive uneducated cope by modern liberals that capatalism and stocks/bonds/trading is some new invention

VIX NEON +9%
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

I redeemed.

All in on BOIL

I know this, if BOIL pumps I'm swinging some KOLD

>>54302085
CS has been rescued in its entirety.
There has been no collapse.
This is not a Lehman or Bear Stearns moment.
>inb4 glowie
It just isn't.

Interesting

>>54302114
As a fellow boilchad I'd advise you not to get too lovey dovey with this pump cause it isn't going to last

>>54302125
That spring is about to be sprung

>>54302081
Thats because a key component of the post empire world is that nations grow stronger when their people prosper

>>54302123
>glowie
The proper term is "glownigger", glownigger.

>>54302137
anon you need to adjust your chart, we're in April almost

I’m so fucked it’s unreal

>>54302093
>sive uneducated cope by modern liberals that capatalism and stocks/bonds/trading is some new invention
100%. They want to be marxists and claim that capitalism is some new evil invention and not the baseline of human history. That romans and babylonians had bonds and informal banks upsets them because then it means capitalism isnt something that can be defeated by muh labor.

>>54302127
Yeah I am selling half of this and moving it to KOLD. This is the exact moment I need to hedge this

>>54302157
On?

>>54302099
BASTERD BITCH! WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM BENCHOD? I CALL YOUR MOTHER A GROUP.

>>54302169
>>54302127
Stop fucking with NG you stupid cunts. You are gonna get fucked in the ass. The march-april window is not the time for retail to try getting into it.

btw, the 2Y has been dumping hard, it's almost reached the 10Y.
Effectively, we're at the yield curve collapse level

Kek FRC Baggies

>>54302123
CS failed and got acquired for pennies on the dollar like Bear Stearns.

>>54302191
This was yesterday
For context, 10Y is at 3.317% now from 3.38%
2Y is at 3.6% from 3.76%
6M is at 4.65% from 4.8%

>>54302123
Well Deutsche Bank and First Republic are literally about to collapse. So now we’re getting there….

>>54302208
Where are the videos of the former employees walking out en masse?

>>54302081
true, It's still a good read, bearly anybody touched it who is not an academic and It is one of the more historically and economically significant books out there
>>54302046
keynes' and austrian economics still are influential, but the first anon posted about adam smith which is history of economics not economics

>>54302230
>this was yesterday
forgot pic related

>>54302137
The spring hasn't been sprunged yet

>>54302235
>any day now
>one fortnight tops

To be honest, this has been a very fun ride

>>54302247
i dont know how to read this chart without a office worker girl cosplaying as a maid with stockings over it

its the year of the rabbit, it all makes sense now

>>54302274
I'm not going to steal yieldsanon's job
Seriously though, this has been a very textbook recession so far, it's amazing how many layers of "this time it's different" we're on for people to cope with this fact

>>54302026
>Read the Austrian Economists' rebuttals to Marx.
Looks great probably gonna track down the class curiculum

>>54302237
UBS plans to fire most of the CS staff for negligence and illegal activities.

>>54301798
yes

>>54302289
k
keep us posted

>>54302274
Me neither.

Stop with the misinformation. The banking system is safe and our leaders in Government are there to insure ots proper function.

>>54302304
retard https://www.thestreet.com/investing/ubs-credit-suisse-merger-may-lead-to-massive-layoffs

>>54302323
Go hug a chink, sweaty.

>>54302284
reading rebuttals without grasping what is getting rebutted only because you already want it to be bullshit is masturbatory

>>54302333
>may

Ehm guys, has the stock market opened already?

Nothing is happening

I LOST ALL MY MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET. IT'S OVER FOR ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I WORKED SO HARD FOR MY MONEY. WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING EVER GO RIGHT FOR ME? THE WORLD IS OVER. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

I JUST WANT TO GIVE UP. ALL MY DREAMS ARE GONE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT. I'M BROKE AND ALONE. WHAT GOOD IS MONEY IF YOU CAN'T ENJOY THE THINGS YOU WANT IN LIFE? WHY AM I HERE? WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE IF YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS OVER AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME. I HAVE NO FRIENDS, NO FAMILY, NO MONEY. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME BUT TO END MY LIFE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE THIS WAY ANYMORE.

>>54302352
>Nothing is happening
You mean besides IT'S???

>>54302351
Cope harder faggot.

Ah fuck, I'm an idiot. It's 13:51 in germany. Last days US opened at 14:30. Regular time is 15:30 german time. Don't know why I thought stock market would open 13:30 today.

>>54302369
is this copy pasta?

Shorting QQQ does seem like stupidly easy money right now, is this a bear trap

>>54302382
They invented AGI to prevent my SQQQ from going up.

>>54302369
Good.

>>54302393
I have literally only gambled on SQQQ the past year, buying when under $35, and have made 60% gains.
It seems stupid to not keep this up and buy again now

>>54302063
>>54302300
Probably gonna go with this one for now.

>>54302348
Yeah, research on that class led me to "An Austrian perspective on the history of economic thought " by Rothbard. It's second part looks particularly promising.

>>54302381
> **write a 2 paragraph post in all caps crying about being a 37 year old virgin and not having a pussy to cum in** - <@725183472033071105>
NO. IVE LOST EVERYTHING. I'VE BEEN A VIRGIN SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN AND NOW I'M ALMOST FORTY YEARS OLD!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! I HAVE NEVER FELT THE WARMTH OF A WOMAN, NEVER HAD A PUSSY TO CUM IN, NEVER FELT THE TENDERNESS OF A LOVER'S EMBRACE!!! THIS IS MY GREATEST FRUSTRATION IN LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I STILL DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. SOME DAYS ARE SO HARD, WHEN I REALIZE JUST HOW ALONE I AM. NOW I LOST ALL MY MONEY AND THAT WAS MY LAST HOPE!

>>54302300
Have a good reading anon

>>54302352
>as the stock market opened already?
No.

>>54302369
Go to church, unironically.

Buddy, look at DB AT1 computer

>>54300673
Her pantsu grow ever more visible

>>54302381
NO! I'VE BEEN A VIRGIN SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN AND NOW I'M ALMOST FORTY YEARS OLD!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! I HAVE NEVER FELT THE WARMTH OF A WOMAN, NEVER HAD A TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY TO CUM IN, NEVER FELT THE TENDERNESS OF A LOVER'S EMBRACE!!! THIS IS MY GREATEST FRUSTRATION IN LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I STILL DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. SOME DAYS ARE SO HARD, WHEN I REALIZE JUST HOW ALONE I AM. AND NOW I LOST ALL MY MONEY, MY LAST HOPE TO LOSING MY VIRGINITY!

>>54300448
Soon the be the present

>>54302375
>Cope harder faggot.

>>54302480
Settle down Beavis.

>>54302480
i've hit zero a number of times, you just gotta read more, keep learning, and keep trying. I recommend A complete guide to volume price analysis but also look into the suggested authors in that book as well.

>>54302382
were "nortman trader" ever correct on anything they predicted?

>>54302525
Sure, but I mostly care for charts not his takes. The same reason I follow zerohedge. God have mercy on your portfolio if you're actually schizotrading expecting the complete collapse of the world economy

>>54302480
Son, I was married for 10 years. I assure you that you are much better off. Learn to stop comparing yourself with others in your own mind. Learn to see and accept your own unique strengths rather than focusing on those of others and weighing yourself against them. There haven't been good women since the 1956, all of that is over, and you've been spared much devastation. Women are traps now, and I don't mean faggots that try to pass as them.

>>54302525
"when all else fails they take you to war."
This has been in the back of my mind with all the banks going down and French revolution 2.0 in progress. Are defence stocks still a buy here?

>>54302535
>zerohedge
Just browsed there.
I sometimes even post in the comments section.
Picrelated reaffirms that Deutsche Bank is safe.
Zerohedge has it's own kind of "GLP effect" going.

>>54302517
Milton or Coulling?

>>54302172
RTX calls. Even if it’s down 1%, that goes half my money

>>54302504
that's a man

>>54302572
coulling

>>54302583
>>54302583
>>54302583
>>54302583
NEW

>>54302551
>French revolution 2.0
See, this is your brain on /pol/...
There was never an instance in recent history where the Frenchies accomplished anything by protesting lightly and maybe lighting a trashbin on fire.
You are romanticizing stuff you read in a history book somewhere, which was probably entirely fabricated anyway as history becomes mostly unverifiable 8 to 12 years after the fact.
Again, cite recent French protest accomplishments or delete your post.

>>54302589
Shit, it looks like I can only afford Milton used!

>>54302602
fake and gay

>>54302621
Why do you add a newline after every sentence?

>>54302656
>t.

>>54302656
He's doing you the favor of indicating that you needn't bother reading his post.

>>54302671

>>54300446
France seems very far for you, but you should look at what's happening there for 2 more years of work before retirement. And that's a country where weapons are forbidden.

Now can you imagine your dystopia going as exoected in countries that have significant weapon ownership?

>>54302706
>Now can you imagine your dystopia going as exoected in countries that have significant weapon ownership?
topkek

>>54302706
as the US? lol


NEXT WEEK FRENCH BANKS, SOCIETE AND BNP's TURN TO CRASH

>>54302144
>>54302137
Post adjustments plz

>>54302369
>I DON'T WANT TO LIVE THIS WAY ANYMORE.
So live differently.

>>54302444
czeched.
Listen to this guy.