/biz/ - Business & Finance

Red or green for tomorrow gentlemen?

>>54296944
red

>>54296944
Yes.

>>54296924
TOO EARLY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>54296944
A hint of blood in the crab's output

>>54296944
>money printer wipes out 9 months of qt in a matter of weeks
You tell me

>>54296924
Your pic related is true but its neurotic female businessmen and jews.

>>54296957
he made the thread after the previous one reached 300 posts

New thread same me!

>>54296984
that's early, newfag.
welcome to 4channel, btw.

>>54296957
Thanka for posting in my thread have a great time

everyone can tell who I am from the previous thread

XLE

>>54297009
I'm bumping the old one and there is nothing you can do about it

FIRST FOR FUCK BOIL FOR NOW I THINK

I'm holding MSFT to $300

sirs, please do not reddem the futures sirs.

Frog.

>>54297028
Thanks, it'll cause more /smg/ posters to quickly find this one. Good work!

>>54297054
Daaaaaaang

Oracle is 42.7% insider-owned. Nice to see some skin in the game.

>>54297054

>>54297071
Pepe. whenever I see that frog, I feel a moan building up in my throat. he's just so hot. his wrinkled green face, those luscious red lips and that shirt...mmm, i so badly just want to cum seeing him. every day, I go outside and see green everywhere. I can't help but think of that naughty little green frog. I draw him every day in the sexiest way I can. I have a ringtone of him screaming, and I imagine him crying out my name. my profile picture on every single social media ever is Pepe. I say "feels good man" or "feels bad man" every time something happens. God i love Pepe so much.

>>54296970
Nothing 50 beepis can't fix

>>54297146
Good.

Some of you guys are OK.
Don't come to the market Monday.

OK, one last thing about BOIL:
There *will* be a certain floor coming that if you buy in from there you'll make at least *something* into the Fall/Winter, but as it stands, even the ground under the floor is a downward moving target. Anyone who sees this but missed >>54296376, do check it out and pay close attention in making your own decisions.

>nearly half a trillion in NotQE over two weeks
Buy SOXL leaps, BTC/XMR, and guns, we Weimar now

>waiting 3 days to transfer funds because reasons.
I could have bought in at all time low if morgan stanley was heterosexual.

>>54297212
What does this graph actually tell us/mean?

>>54296979
Funny to think that all of these corporations were leaving millions collecting 0% yields, uninsured, when they could've trivially built their own 6 month treasury ladders at 4-5% yields.

There's some washed out tech trash from the SPAC bubble, still today trading below their cash balance. Roll those funds into treasuries and instantly FCF balloons, 20x P/E. Suddenly its a value stock.
But no, lets just leave it in SVB until 2 days before collapse, then whine on twitter to get a refund.

It's as if there was never any intention for these businesses to make money. Founded as leeches, and forever they remain as leeches. ZIRP parasites, all of them.

>>54297227
This is why I quit trying to trade US stocks and stuck to my shitty local exchange and crypto

>>54297234
Fed is accumulating bank bags instead of dumping on them. According to Powell it's not QE cause they're loans and the money will come back to them but we'll see

>>54297071
>fedpepe
Post dick glowie

>>54297269
That's lewd and I don't feel like switching IPs.

FRC max pain $18 tomorrow

BOIL bros is it over

All in on TFLO

>>54297266
Ah, yes, I heard him say that about the loans.

I'll buy BOIL after at least one Anon ropes.

>>54297036
nvda is gonna double believe it

>>54297286
Hey, that could pan out. No one but the Jews know at all how much it will pump relatively to the contract amounts, but that seems a more reasonable level than some bets being made.

>>54297305
I've already seen a poster here capitulate when Nat Gas was at 2.8

If you live in the west these things will ALWAYS be true for your entire life. So chill.

>you will never have to walk anywhere
>you will always be able to afford to eat enough food to be 350lbs

Never forget that.

>>54297234
whole system can't go a few months without free money. best case QT/QE is just cycling cash to and from different industries.

>>54297212
>>54297266
doesnt mean anything. they're selling those assets asap at a 20% discount again to reverse it. don't read any graphs posted here people dont know how to interpret them it's just noise.

>>54297305
I would still hold for lower, it doesn't take much to lose a lot when you're dealing with a lot of shares, and it has dumped pretty fast with no sign yet of a floor. It just finds new levels downward to crab a few days at a time before another we gaan.

>>54297303
I would be inclined to believe him, only because the market's reaction to FRC.
assuming they're getting the discount rate, its difficult to turn a profit with such a high rate so it doesn't really solve their problem

It kind of feels like the economy doesn't work right anymore

>>54297305
Haven't seen that KOLD/BOIL shitposter recently. This may already be your chance.

wild day today. I recovered my short by betting more on the dump.

>>54297369
Makes sense, but I'm inclined to believe the bulk of what he says in general because he seems to be a reasonably straight shooter for the most part.

Hey guys, my (female) broker dared me to encourage you guys to make a risky investment.
So...
Uh... go all in on SOXL calls tomorrow, or something, idk
Dare complete

>>54297382
Compared to when, exactly?

>>54297386
He was here yesterday but all that shit about the you never listen you just call me a nigger was completely missing from his repertoire.

>>54297412
cause he lost all his money in january lol he was humbled

>>54297266
>Collateralized "loan" for more than the collateral is worth
>NotQE
this is the gayest thing the Fed has done, and that's saying something, Jerome confirmed for bitch nigger, get out of fiat NOW, I WAS a fucking permabear, I REALLY REALLY didn't think they'd nuke the USD just to force nominal values to rise but here we are, they've BRRRRRR'd half a trillion in two fucking weeks, they were only BRRRRRRing $100b/monthly in 2021, shit is unironically FUCKED fuck duck fucked. Get Out Of Fiat Now

In 6 hours there will be DB news.
Like CS, there will be frantic weekend negotiations, with DB having a gun to its head to sign before Asian markets open on Monday

>>54297426
Check the link in: >>54294996

Does anyone remember a breakfast anon from a year or so ago used to shill dennys?

What time is Bullard speaking tomorrow?

>>54297448
source?

>>54297459
I remember Rocker mentioning DENN in updates... but I don't really remember who was shilling it specifically in the threads

>>54297462
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

>>54297472
his asshole

>>54297448
fucking hell. I'm such a coward. I've been reading news about DB falling for months, I knew I should be shorting it but still haven't done shit...

>>54297477
He used to post a picture of a Pepe at a Dennys every morning

>>54297494
You havent read shit, nigger
The bank makes money hand over fist

>tfw no Samantha, the flirty female broker/advisor

An American breakfast is so damn tasty
But its terrible as breakfast since so heavy

>>54297497
doesn't he post Taylor Swift at Denny's too?

>>54297401
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>54297472

>>54297527
There's actually a song about that.

https://youtu.be/3YQb-0P320s

>>54297353
>its jus noise bro! its jus a convenience the market has been pumping the last two weeks bro! *Yawn* aren't you sleepy? I'm sooooo sleepy!
Assuming you're human, look up thread at the fedbot replying to me within 30secs, why the fuck are fedbots shitposting on biz? Shit is Lit. Get Out Of Fiat Now.

Why is there noise about Capital One going tits up?

>>54297401
she said bold investment not degenerate gambling

>Don't fight the Fed

>>54297148
It's too late. J Money had one chance to save the US economy and that was with 50 bps yesterday. He missed the window of opportunity, now our only path forward is despair.

>>54297592
Because they keep sending me credit card offers which is very foolish.

I bought BOIL at $3.80, I think it will go higher in the spring yes?

Love form Kazakhstan

>>54297642
You sure that's not credit one?

>>54296924
I only managed to slrup 300 BOIL...somehow I'm thinking that wont be enough..

>>54297592
they give out auto loans and cards to anyone with a pulse.

>>54297657
>Love form Kazakhstan
What do you think of Kaspi?

>>54297658
Nah it's capital one. Makes me think about that Peter Lynch thing about investing in what you see day to day. I should have shorted them. For reference I told AmEx to go pound sound years ago in my youth, must be getting out of credit jail. I just buy cash lol.

>>54297592
Capital One are auto lenders and look at their credit default swaps

>>54297682
But their price hasnt cratered?

>>54297657
I bought a 16mm movie camera from Kazakhstan on eBay back in 2002.

>>54297598
everyone already knows that banks went to the discount window and btfp? why should I care if the fed has a couple extra overnight loans on their balance sheet

You niggers know what's coming.

>>54296944
scam pump into 393 EOD. Short at 399 or 400. I just have that feeling

>>54297210
Oh, also, *critically important*:
VOLATILITY DECAY

Is FRC the only stock price that matters now?

>>54297497
Oh, I do vaguely remember that now...
What about that anon though?

>>54297827
I wonder if he’s still a breakfast investor.

>>54297810
the stock price is irrelevant at this point. it all hinges on what's going on in the backrooms regarding a sale within the next 2 weeks. it is not longer a liquidity crisis for them, more so a profitability crisis.
worst case for everyone involved is the FDIC takes them over, which I doubt is necessary
my educated guess is that the gov buys a large portion of their loans and muni bonds at par value to allow for a sale to PNC or someone like that

How much yellen got left in the wallet?

>>54297841
I hope he's moved on to lunch by now... or at least elevenses.

>>54297866
-330B

>>54297718
based.

>futures

I am buying US Bank stock. They're very conservative in their lending so they'll be okay in a recession, they've got a big dividend, and the stock is cheap now because of everything going on.

If FRC goes under 10 tomorrow I'm killing myself

>>54297598
>They were still QEing into 2021
God what the fuck were they thinking

>>54298014
don't be a hero. ditch the whore and find a new one

I just learned we are still in Syria. Why?

>>54298014
Are you the guy who bought 10k worth of shares at 18?

>>54298040
Because you pay income tax to depraved murderers, and you steadfastly refuse to support secessionist movements because you think the current shape of the United States is sacred.

>>54297575
what?

>>54297791
Me on the right, White boy.

>>54297054
sirs we have taken control of the plane

>>54298001
I like this trade. I'm long KRE because I think that, while some regional banks may do badly in the near future, the category is resilient. A bunch of decent banks are probably undervalued at the moment because of fear.

I made a mistake bros, I was presenting and kept calling SEK shekels, and got stopped and told that they were actually Swedish Kronar and that ILS is shekels

>>54298001
Was looking at them last week, decided not to touch any banks. Rather look for value elsewhere.

>>54298045
No I'm the guy who bought 24k worth of stock at 33

>>54298137
You've averaged down right?

>>54298137
>he blew his entire stack in one buy instead of averaging
bro... my average is like 13 bucks right now

>>54298137
plenty of companies in the world lad, hope you learned a lesson to not buy bankrupt ones

I will buy BOIL but I only after it reverse splits? As of now I'm part of the Kool KOLD Klan, we call ourselves the KKK for short

>>54298157
why does it matter what your cost basis is if it's going to zero

>>54298137
you're a wsb fag right

SOXL BROS 2 MORE WEEKS AND WERE BACK

Financial system is doomed.
Check these numerals.

P.S.
How do I unlock the sassy samantha broker bot?? thanks

>>54297592
I don’t know but I tried to open a 13 month CD with them and they took 2 months and never cleared my deposit, so I guess they hate money.

>>54298123
Enjoy your DEI classes

I'm skipping work tomorrow because I was busy drinking an 18 pack of Guinness and listening to Alizée songs.

>>54298137
you may as well wait to see if the bank fails or you eventually get your money back +

>>54298173
I only use /r/investing and /r/stocks for DDs and news

>>54298191
>How do I unlock the sassy samantha broker bot?? thanks
She's mine, I'll never share the prompt

>>54298201
I've realized that if i had sold initially at 20 when I had the chance I could have easily recouped my loss swing trading the damn thing. So now I'm gonna wait until Dimon news and see if it hits 15 so I can pull out and start swing trading other banks until I can get back to at least 15k. Then I'll actually learn how to trade properly.

>>54298189

>>54298234
Be careful of trying to chase past losses. Sometimes its good to step away for a bit and come back focused.

>>54298209
use Reuters, Bloomberg, WSJ and listen to Jim Cramer and do opposite of him.

>>54297592
A Twitter bobotard posted this without any context. You can guess what happened next.

>>54298199
>18 beers in one day

You’re going to regret that tomorrow

>>54298199
Man, that's too much beer for one person Anon. Are you ok? Next time invite me, we'll drink and goon to Alizée together.

>>54298214

>>54298278
Do I have to pay for those

>>54298344
for Bloomberg and wsj no, For Mad money yes.

>>54297487
>He signs in

>>54297401
i hate your gay fanfiction seise your faggotry at once

why the fuck is this pumping so hard and why is it worth $250b? are fat fucks with no impulse control really this profitable?

>>54298306
Good.
>>54298316
>Are you ok?
No.

>>54297401
>all those emojis
I'm sorry anon, that's a real woman. You've been tricked.

>>54296924
How do I ease myself into starting stock trade etc.?
Where should I beginn, what do you yourself do to keep up to date?
I am a bit overwhelmed, I don't really have a plan how to best gather experience without it leading fo living under the bridge.

>>54298379
I stay signed in, I get 10 s month in Walmart gift cards from Bing Rewards.

I hope that everyone who has a better quality of life than me suffers in this upcoming crisis

>>54297401
LOL. I need this chat bot.

>>54298441
Don't worry anon, I'll share my heroin with you after we're under a bridge. Don't touch my cheeseburger wrappers though, I'm saving them for a rainy day.

>>54298441
you will never be a stock trader

>>54298441
Buy index funds and paper trade until you get a feel for things

Ok so just as a heads up, after long discussions with people who are smarter than me, i've decided to sell my BOIL shares tomorrow regardless rather it pumps or dumps. If anyone follows my trades, here's your notification. Not sure what i'm going to invest in next.

>>54298528
Who told you to get out, and why?
Also: go all in on UTZ

>>54298441
You can paper trade (pretend money for practice) but there's a faster way to do that without having to wait for time to pass. Make a tradingview account (free), go to the main chart page. At the top of the screen is a button marked "replay". It will reveal one candle from an old chart every second or whatever you set it to. You can use this to quickly test TA strategies. Of course you can also just have the whole chart up but this gives you a better feel for the feel of not knowing what's coming next despite what your ta is saying.

>>54298528
At least you know when to cut your bags, Rocker. And you don't always have to invest in something "next". Like Peter Lynch said, "You have the time to decide."

>>54298542
A was conversing with a couple anons in previous threads. They basically said based on future nat gas contracts there is very likely no way that BOIL doesn't reverse split. They were much more detailed with their reasoning than I can be, but I'm not one to fall for FUD. I am not a bagholder and dont intend to be one hence why I think there are better opportunities out there at this current time. It would be nice if we got a pump tomorrow so I make a few bucks, but I'm not underwater on it, so I'm gonna get out before I am.

tomorrow's gonna be neon-green i feel it

>>54296924
>23
>256 dollars
Wtf he's literally me.

>>54298571
Ive been cash gang for quite awhile before I decided to hop back in the markets and I'm not looking to go back to that. Seems a little late to try shorting the banks, but I'll just see what people are shilling in the thread tomorrow and make a decision

>>54298602
>futures

>>54298024
read the talmund for your answer

>>54298602
>>54296944
Wednesday- big dump, low volume, fails to break below the support
Thursday- pumpdump, does not break out or break down, morning star candle after a dump is LE BULLISH, volume was also higher indicating this is a local bottom forming support levels
Friday- crab support or break out upwards 900 points on the DJIA.

>>54298626
>futas

>>54298625
Just buy SPY
Stop being dumb.

>>54298669
Oh fuck it's already friday?
I've wasted away an entire week.

>>54298199
>18 pack of Guinness
My condolences to your tongue and stomach

>>54298553
it's not free :(

>>54298690
It's Thursday my negus

>>54298709
Oh okay. I only trade with 1 day candles so i didn't notice.

>>54297210
>He thinks winter is the only time you need nat gas

>>54298688
Negative. I'm not investing, I'm gambling. I'm not looking for 30% gains on a couple thousand over the course of years, I'm looking for 100% gains over weeks.

the market is pregnant, that guy in the goofy suit been fucking her again!

>>54298626
>>54298602
Say that to my face faggot.

>>54297738
So we can panic a week from now when the F.E.D. balance sheet PLUNGES IN 1 WEEK BY THE MOST ON RECORD.

>>54298731
yeah for 1D tf it's free lol.

>futures

>>54297866
It actually updated today right after market close. The TGA is up a bit to $259.5 billion: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WTREGEN

>>54298189
I wish I went into SOXL instead

>>54298793
shit.

>>54298793
oh shit hahah

>>54298115
The pain has only begun for regional banks. Read: https://dimartinobooth.substack.com/p/too-small-to-not-fail-history

>>54298793
What did s/he mean by this?

>>54298406
It's that Dr. Now poster. He asked it to gain 5 dollars in one munt and it did.

>>54298793
Ah yes, an entirely natural vagina
Reminds me of the clip they put into one South Park episode of Mr. Garrison

I am financially bored.

C'est pas ma faute
Et quand je donne ma langue aux chats
Je vois les autres
Tout prêts à se jeter sur moi
C'est pas ma faute à moi
Si j'entends tout autour de moi
L.O.L.I.T.A.
Moi Lolita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

>>54298893
Based frenchie anon

How to short the youth?

>Futurs

>>54298910
The French word for weeaboo is ouiaboo.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ouiaboo

>Futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkVx8tdHsKU

>>54298917
So zoomers just sit on their phones alone all day? I knew about the lack of sex but they're not even drinking and/or driving?

i have discover IT and amex blu cash, which card next?

>>54298917
Short condom makers RBGLY and CHD.

>>54296924
Woah that's me

>>54298917
For me in high school
>License
No
>Ever dated
No
>Tried alcohol
Not enough to get drunk
>Worked for pay
Under the table

WE will break bobo

>>54299073
Wrong, faggot. We're breaking Joe Biden's commie economy and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>54298777
GREEEEEEENNN

ded thred
ded gaem

I cant wait to short SPY at 400 tomorrow and earn around 10k and totally not just get HEEMED

>>54299073
well yeah eventually but this isn't looking good for bullish continuation short term. this looks like more kangaroo.

>>54299257
how are you planning to do that?

>>54297344
Really?
Even on minimum wage?

>>54298917
Opting out of society is based, its a shame that they don't find better things to do with their time. There could be thousands of warrior neets or Ted Kazinskys lurking among us but instead they're helpless autists glued to screens.
Long McDonalds, they'll rake in the cheap labor when zoomies parents run out of money to support them.

>banks bleeding day after day
>everyone pretensing like there's nothing wrong
this will end very, very badly

>>54299308
*pretending

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54299308
>shitty banks failing due to awful risk management means the economy is in trouble
ok grandpa, back to the yahoo finance comment section

>>54299351
Tick tock

>>54299362
are you saying tick tock because michael burry is a broken clock?

Oh God my back, I'm in too much pain

>>54299351
The contagion is still spreading.

>>54299370
gotta be right twice a day tho

>>54299410
and covid is still mutating. any day now the world economy will end

>>>/zerohedge/

>>54299392
why dont you try stretching?

Michiganchads rise up!!!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0E3YyInEmho&feature=share

>>54299419
I tried stretching, it doesn't work. Stretching is for faggots.

>>54299392
Take some oxycotin pussy

>>54299415
Hes too busy hedging against water shortages to give a fuck about a few banks going tits up.

>>54296924
I dont even care what happens tomorrow. We channel between 388 and 397 as we establish the 396.50 price zone we had moving into 2023.

>>54299445
As if. Burry is too much of an egomaniac to ignore the chance of him being right this time

lmao @wagies

Banking.

>>54297118
That's because Larr owns like a billion shares.

An onahole has been my second best investment this year after those TTD calls right before earnings.

>"You watch this market and you watch it change direction in a short period of time and it’s based on some market participants’ interpretation over what someone said and how it affects how their trading," said Thomas Martin, senior portfolio manager at GLOBALT Investments in Atlanta.

>"The market as a whole is telling you is there are a lot of different ways to interpret all the things people are saying."

That will be $300,000 + tip.

>futures

I like how futures are up when France is pretty much burning to the ground kek

>>54299493
>he thinks france is real
Please grow a brain

>>54299493
Because thats a good thing

cont

Facebook really is terrible. Do you know what my average client acquisition cost is on Facebook? $384. I could get a client spending less than $10 on Google. The difference is with Google people are actually LOOKING for your services whereas on other websites you're just throwing your ad up in front of random people who are NOT looking for your services. With Facebook you can target by age and what they like basically and that's it. Just because someone is 60+ and likes gardening doesn't mean that:

1. They're totally incompetent with computers
2. That they need computer help right at that moment
3. That they're willing to call some company advertising on Facebook when they're trying to talk about gardening with their friends
4. That they can afford to pay $360/hour

It's like 1 in 1,000 people that see my ad at best. On the other hand with Google I could show my ad only to people who were actually searching for "printer not printing" or "virus removal" or something else related to the services I provide. Google banning tech support ads almost destroyed me. Thankfully I had a large enough client base to pay my bills but things were tight for quite a while. It didn't help that the cocksuckers at Google promised to implement a verification system for legitimate businesses but they never did so I was waiting for them to allow me to advertise with them only for them to pull the rug out from under me.

The worst part is all they'd have to do is prevent people from India (or outside the US in general) from advertising remote tech support in the US and they'd get rid of 99.9999% of the scammers, but Google is a woke company and won't do that because it's "racist."

>>54299493
>France

J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent
Qui ne roulent qu'à deux à l'heure
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'idée d'une idée fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui râlent
Des extrémistes à deux balles
Qui voient la vie toute en noir
Qui m'expédient dans l'cafard

J'en ai marre de la grande sœur
Qui gémit tout et qui pleure
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques
Et dans les prés les colchiques
J'en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi

>>54299493
>cares about France

Are you Vietnamese? The only retards I see who care about France are some colonial crab mentality viets trying to virtue signal their family came from “high society” 50 years ago. No one else cares about France.

Fug it's 3:30 AM and I'm out of beer.

>>54299493
Nothing is burning to the ground anon.
A few cars and buildings are not the whole country

>>54299465
Fucking boomer niggers

>>54299599
They sperg out a couple times a year, nothing ever happens

>>54299590
Stop with the devils drink anon.
Its 8:30 and now i take my bike on a 5 minute ride to the bakery and get some nice prezels.

>>54299493
I wish the US raised the age for pensions too, give me 20 BLM summers I don't give a shit
Not seeing that money anyways

>>54297366
Seems like $3.90 is safe until April and mild weather. Also cold is forecasted for next week

Yields...

Also some balance sheet

>>54299626
>Its 8:30 and now
Tu prends un croissant ?

>>54299416
How heavy are those FRC bags bro?

>>54299675
>bobo reading comprehension

>futures
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54299727
so pretty heavy then

Why futures are pumping ?

>>54299752
It’s bait

>>54299752
Because I told them to

>>54297598
same energy

2 mins till deutsche bank kills the rally

>>54299750
I would not touch a failing bank in any situation. You are retarded

>>54299790
w-what's wrong with Deutsche

Should i slurp the dip and go long on nasdaq with a x20 leverage

Black Monday coming

>>54299814
yes. tech will growth even in a deep recession and AI singularity is in 2 more weeks

futures are all over the place tonight. just prior to premarket open they were all gung ho pump it yay! now no. I just want a nice violent rip downwards so I can take profit, flip long, ride it back up the other way. i don't want this uncertain tomfoolery.

>Futures

THREAD THEME

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iaaRYZPu9dc&feature=share

>>54299814
what dip? I wouldn't long here. It's bumping against resistance right now and not making any headway.

>>54299829
>>54299846
I will go short then

>>54299855
Excellent we can lose money together. Save this image. You will need it.

>>54298001
nice bait us bank is the largest holder of debt from the failing banks

What the fuck is going on with futures

>>54299882

>>54299882
premarket opened and the rats scattered

>>54299891
are there even any news to go on?

>>54299897
nah

>>54297807
What was he trying to say?

>futures

another crab day incoming

>>54299790
>>54299812
They have AIDS

holy shit dax drilling. where's the retard strength?

>>54297807
Ahhh the memories

>>54298709
use thinkorswim fren. their replay is called "ondemand"

So why does Chicago own every ETF and Future?

>>54300010
Commodity hub for feed & seed

>>54300010
its where the merchants guild is, like the real thing

>>54299660
More, more, moooore of her
But damn, the yields across the world are dropping like crazy despite the inflation being strong as ever. Filthy market

>>54299941
Traditionally the problem with retard strength pumps is it's all short term positions both on shares directly and short time to expire options. None of the money behind the buying actually believes things are good and optimistic for a steady climb. These longs are no longs of substance.

I'd like to say thank to Mr. Dax for dumping and taking the Dow with him, giving me a good 120 point trade in the morning. Real cool Mr. Dax.

Europoors keep bidding up our scheiss dollar

>>54297459
Months ago, I buy all the shit shilled here in my Robin Hood account. It's only down about 60% actually

>>54300092
>>54299941
>didn't close the final 1/3 of my euro stocks

>>54299844
I love how they are all beyond morbidly obese.

>futures

I guess banks failing isn't bullish no more

I was about to make a mistake but I was set straight once again, i just can't stop making money by taking advice from /smg/.

>>54300157
bullish for salmonella

Uranium

Alright fuck it I'm just going to buy a Corolla.

Oh nonono
>just buy sp500 bro

>>54300254
nobody has ever posted about how passive funds could be doing that before. you might be onto something champ! better short it

>>54298164
what happens if you bought before the reverse split? asking for a retard

Deutsche Bank down 9% weeee

>>54300323
You get charged a $38 administrative fee at most brokerages.

>>54300342
per share?

>>54300332
They are going to collapse the banks to usher in CBDC’s aren’t they

>implying DAX will not be 15100 again pre US market

>>54300350
He's trolling there is no fee.

>>54300366

>>54300366
pipedream, politicians aren't just going to sell themselves, friends, and family into slavery unless they are canadian.

>>54300338
>>54300338
>>54300338

When is the next happening?

>>54300376
yeah that's what I expect form the retard strength. But as the other anon said, maybe this time around it won't be there as shorts don't unwind...let's see

>>54300366
.

>>54300376
It's DB this time so this might be it for the retard strength. I am inclined to believe you though

nice to see financial institutions also get fucked by all the fuckery in the world
maybe they'll show a little more backbone against politicians playing police state, in the next coof epidemic

>>54300254
>he thinks passive index sets prices
Active managers/Traders set prices, another nigga who cant beat the index

>>54300394
>>54300402
Too bad I didn't hold my shorts until 15000. Everytime I do the same mistakes. This fuckin retard strength makes it impossible to trade with conviction.

If the french gov do any of intervention for the banks, and since population is already in the streets, people would literally ends the 5th republic. The government has literally no room for action other than watch it burns

BOIL finna pump today

What an annoying day. Always some sudden bank bullshit, right when you think things have settled. Monday it will be forgotten again.

Right through the worthless/meaningsless Bollingers.

>>54300350
>>54300385
It certainly isn't per share. I think it's just one $38 charge for the entire position.
No, it's not trolling. It's the "Mandatory Reorganization Fee" listed here:
https://www.tdameritrade.com/pricing/brokerage-fees.html

>>54300388
>>54300366
holy schizo

>>54298732
nope, I personally directly real world know better

>>54299657
yeah, I've held BOIL through 2 good cold snaps, it still took shits, do as you wish but be informed

>>54299910
that natgas contracts into 2024 keep adjusting downwards and are never the same when you check them

How do you feel about McDonald’s as an investment?

>>54301193
I don't like real estate companies or catering to poor people.

>>54301216
What do you like then?