/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54290313
that was a man fagit

You need to reroll at a new job

>>54290337
No, she was insanely cute. The worst part is she knows it, everyone does. But she was lowkey into me at the beginning i think. I think its because i ignored her in the beginning.

Unironically there was a guy that was hitting on me too. Fucking weird.

>>54290313
How do i uncuck myself? They also know i am a loser that does nothing in the weekends because when it came to hobbies i was lost.

>>54290313
Post pic of huge tits

>caring about what your coworkers think of you
lmao
just stop giving a shit, nobody gives a shit, they are all there to make money
all the dramas and gossiping are just people being bored, they really do not give a fuck

>>54291818
Thanks, now he knows the fucking secret

>>54290462
you can't, its over. it was over when you were born

>ew you have a crush on her xddddddd

Is this how offices are like? Sounds like grade school. I wouldn’t know - I’m a neet

>>54291772
>This
Redeem yourself and repent for this piece of shit thread

>>54290313
her loss. simple as.

>>54291902
it is unironically how office are like but again, people just want something to talk about, they literally do not care the moment they leave the office

>>54290313
you need to fuck her up the ass
Don't back off, then you're just a loser, pedal to the metal.

>>54290313
this reminds me of when I used to work with a project manager with the hugest natural titties I've ever seen IRL. And she wasn't fat either. She looked like picrel

one day she caught me staring at her cleavage during a meeting and every time I'd look at her after that she would raise up one hand and use it to cover her cleavage

I was so embarrassed and afraid that other people would notice I switched teams

>>54292047
another pic, for reference of course

>>54292072

>>54291954
But why do people past elementary school care about who you find attractive or not

>>54292109
Because penis go in vagina feel good

>>54290313
pretend it never happened or make a similar comment about 2 more girls so it seems that you say that all the time as a joke or its a cultural difference

>>54290313
If you were a true chad this would not worry you. You are a weak tranny!

>>54290313
you was never chad to begin with, sissy-hans.
vid related is literally you with any woman.

Just ignore they whore from now on, everything will seem like it happened in a dream

>>54290313
how big are those tits

>>54290313
hot tip: never drink at a work function if you care about your job.
hot tip: always be fucking a chick casually outside the office so you don’t spill your spaghetti with someone in the office

>>54290313
Unfortunately you need to get a new job. I made that same mistake when I was 22 and at my first real job. Got drunk at an office party and confessed my love to the hot office chick.

Truth is you won't be taken seriously there ever again. They won't fire you but they will never promote you, particularly never into front office roles where you need to be trusted to interact with clients and sometimes drink alcohol with clients.

I'm actually jealous of you OP, I am forever stuck in that "HAHA ANON LIKES BECKY HAHA" teenager mindset so I'm incapable of showing interest to anyone anymore.

So nothing ever happened in that department.

>>54290313
you don't OP. once you make a mistake nowadays it's over

>>54293083
And yes I know because I heard from a coworker the reason I was turned down for a promotion and transfer to a front office position in a different city was "we can't trust him around alcohol" and i requested that new job over a year after the incident. I ended up leaving a couple months after I was turned down for the new job.

>>54290313
first you make a better larp!

>>54290313
Get her house address from work and Just show up at her house, anon. I believe she feels the same way towards you, and once she sees you in her driveway, she will rush out to meet you and give you an awesome kiss and bj right there in front of the neighborhood.

>>54290313
>>54290428
>>54290462
post her picture or fuck off faggot

>>54290313
>>54290428
>>54290462
You're so fake that you fell for your own lie. Seriously, get help unless you're underage. Imagine getting all high on the two-week novelty effect. Are you even allowed to post here?

>>54290313
If you don't have a good jawline you're absolutely fucked anon, cope, also you should scoop some shitcoins to begin with, whatever you like, in my case I'm into tech stuff so I got into pond but you do you kek

>>54293596
I'm so fucked, my jawline is feminine

>>54293223
He's a tranny

>>54290428

Fuck the guy just to get back at her.

>>54293596
If you're unironically into tech stuff and you're still into pond you're either retarded or you really believe in fairies

>>54293106

You literally need to stop giving a fuck and fuck.

>>54293596
Nah bro I swear you won't see a damn profit from that kek

>>54293596
Been there senpai, get out

>>54290313
obvious is good. picking up on signals immediately and responding immediately by returning their feelings is normal. it's basic maturity and adult experience. you were never Chadlite if this is all news to you. also nothing of that minor inconvenience really sticks in your workplace employees minds or any social circle. no one cares that much and the things you can do the next day, and the following days after can positively change whatever plain situation you perceive. narrowing world view and a feedback loop of anxiety is childish. grow up and knock at the blond big titted teens door. even failures can stack and she slowly sees charm. or she could have an impulsive girls day, or a horny drunk day, or she has friends, or another girl passes by and you switch focus like a dog's attention span. main thing is you move forward with confidence not crying soaymilk and texting Chinese honey Pot bots

Anon you just need to relax and see picrel. That being saida similar situation happened to me yesterday but I decided not to try and hit on the blonde (def got caught ogleing by the crowd though). Was feeling pretty pathetic about not trying desu but this is a different perspective - pretty sure I saved face by not trying

>>54292047
>>54292072
>>54292101
Jfc

F

>>54290462
Go and work in a different department for 10 years then make a triumphant return

>>54292101

>>54296036
yuval65 on Insta

>>54292101
Kek this isn't attractive she looks like a fucking parade float

>>54290313
>I want to be Chad again, the kind that all the office women want to fug.
You need to grow up and get over your insecurities.

>>54296278
That's what is attractive

>>54296278
it's okay to admit that you're only attracted to men and androgynous women

>>54290313
you must be retarded if you thought you would score with the office's stacy. those bitches always fuck with the manager, if they fuck at all

Never understood the need to spill spaghetti over some office bitch. There are an infinite number of women outside of work, yet you threaten your livelihood - the only reason a woman would want anything to do with most of you - for a woman in your office?? Makes no sense. Everyone is absolutely right to judge you for being such an utter fool.

>>54296173
This is like when Brazilians/indian/Guido men inject that synthol into their arms. Kek.

>>54296469
it's called macromastia; some women just grow freakishly huge tits

>handsome
>nonetheless spill my spaghetti regularly
>nervous around coworkers
>nervous with cashiers and waiters
>still fucking a 9/10 I met on a dating site
>never nervous around the women I'm seeing
I don't know how this happened either
somehow I gained confidence in romance and lost confidence in every other aspect of life
I didn't know this could happen