/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gentlemen... is this how you get a (female) broker gf?

ALL IN TQQQ

Shit market.

Are the Schwab money market funds safe from pending doom? Need a safe place to park $25k to earn some interest.

>>54284958
There once was an autistic 4chan browsing virgin who thought he could make a quick buck by day trading on the stock market. He believed he would become rich overnight and gain fame and accolades from his peers. He hit /biz/ and started to "research" about trading. Little did he know that he was in for the surprise of his life.

The man was an oddball with strange habits; one of them being to stick marbles and eggs up his ass while trading. Due to the early onset of psychosis and drug abuse, he thought that this would increase his luck and bring him success in the markets.

Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned as he soon found out that day trading was harder than it seemed. He lost money quickly and his investments dwindled to nothing.

Despairing over his losses, destitute and buck-broken, the man decided to take his own life in a rather deranged and comical way which he thought would make people remember him forever. He decided to get into a big bathtub filled with marbles and eggs, like the ones he used to shove up his ass while trading, and lay down in it until he drowned.

And so, the 4chan user lost all of his money in the stock market and killed himself in a funny way, with marbles and eggs up his ass and all.

We as humans have this drive for a unification of meaning, the hegelian dialectic is the notion that we as a group initialize upon a convergence of meaning as if it were sonar resonance. At all times humans are seeking a mutual understanding of "blue" to the finest point of accuracy. But why must we approach the same meanings? Why must eveyone's blue be the same? Why is this the human motive par excellence? Because the function of understanding is structured within the language itself, there becomes an implicit bias towards unification. If one were to structure a language with different modalities we would then become capable of accepting more disjointed interpretations of reality. We are slaves to such subtle things, corralled around like cattle by borders you cannot see.

soxl bros we are in the final stretch to $20

SPX will be back at 4050 by EoW

Buy FRC

>>54284990
what an inspirational yarn

https://github.com/CompVis/stable-diffusion/blob/21f890f9da3cfbeaba8e2ac3c425ee9e998d5229/scripts/inpaint.py#L64
This line of code kills the NVDA.
I'm gonna start posting more of these, the ignorance around AI and the hardware requirements is shocking and people are gonna end up getting killed on NVDA because they listened to Kike Cramer.
CUDA isn't the only game in town.

>>54284981
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/

I buy T-Bills directly from government with any unused cash I have.

Bears getting fucked for the next 10 years.

lmao what the fuck is it green now

Why do they slurp slop?

>>54285013
SEETHE

Fed needs to stop buying securities and just let the market fall. They are just delaying the inevitable.
So B O R I N G

>go to smg every week
>all this copy about crossing this crossing that
>in reality we've been going sideways for 2 years
somethings gonna give

>>54285033
Ah yes, the NVDA tranny hates facts just like it hates looking in the mirror.

Reminder that treasury bonds are a pajeet scam

>>54285049
>the new bear cope is that we're just crabbing
>bears are now crabs

>>54285029
Slop is tasty.

What does the labor market have to do with stocks?

>>54285022
I'm trying to earn interest in my day trading margin account and am considering either short term treasuries or one of the Schwab money market funds. But I just saw an article saying big money Jews pulled their money from one of the funds into one of the other funds with more government bonds backing the fund. Like I said I just want to earn the going interest rate on my goombling margin. Give me an excuse to not do risky shit to dip below that $25k minimum

>>54285055
Anon why do you bet against human progress did your mother drop you on your head lmfao

>>54285049
What if nothing gives and we're stuck in a 5+ year long crab market like the 70s

>>54285013
you poor or something?

>>54285064
are you telling me we've not been going sideways?

SOXLsisters where you at

OATSBROS

>>54285013
Yeah well, meanwhile I have to deal with absolute shit performance when stable diffusion with my 6800XT, passing through DirectML is utter shit with awful memory management killing performance, using Onnx is utter shit, and basically it's utter shit.
But I still love my card, I bought it for rasterization performance in vidyas, and it fucking delivers.

>>54285029
>Pallas cats waiting for their goyslop

>>54285092
zoom out

no stopping it anon, just buy.

lol <$70 oil lmao

>>54284843
There are tonnes of reasons, the biggest macro factors are that we're in a bear market, rising rates environment, banks are collapsing like flies, China is for once actually going super public about supporting Russia's war which means it will probably start using the yuan to fuck with global trade, oil is signalling a recession, etc.

>>54285115
I don't like this action, but fuck it.

The one stock I buy this morning is down 11%, the rest of the market is violently pumping.
Feels bad

>>54285022
I'm not sure I want to buy any more 6 month t-bills. Yield is now down to 4.8%. What's the point when there's no upside over the current FFR?

SPX doesn't want to break the 200 hour

>>54285133

>>54285148

Short this NVDA or Nasdaq and invite me to your funeral.

>>54285083
no clue on that. O have 6-fig accounts so I never needed to do margin. I play with what I got and what I don't need I send it over to granny Yellen for interest.

What I do know the bank runs are from ppl just saying *f banks* cuz they can't compete with directly going to the US government for 4-week T-bills that pay out 4.8%.

>>54285136
My last purchase was yesterday ahead of Powell's talk. 17-week T-bill at 5.1% probably the last best rate you'll get for now.

Why is the market mooning on NO NEWS?

>>54285161
You've been invited. $35k into SQQQ. Give a good speech for me

Today was suppose to be World Bear Day

>>54285161
Based.

i think this might be....
this could really be.....
THE BIG ONE

>>54285013
>stable diffusion
>AI shills

>>54285161

>>54285129
> the biggest macro factors are that we're in a bear market
We aren't. The S&P is above the 20% technical bear market threshold.

>rising rates environment
No, we're in a falling rates environment as far as the market is concerned. One more hike is coming, but the market is already pricing past that to cuts.

>banks are collapsing like flies
The banking panic is already over.

>China is for once actually going super public about supporting Russia's war which means it will probably start using the yuan to fuck with global trade
It won't affect global trade.

>oil is signalling a recession
There's no evidence for a recession except dumb macro heuristics with no predictive validity and a sample size of like N=5. Meanwhile the economy is still strong, terminal rate is almost here, blue chip tech companies are ready to explode higher off of the AI boom and inflation will rapidly decline over the next few months due to base effects and declining shelter costs. The outlook for the next few years is super bullish and the safest tech co's are CHEAP right now. Even if we somehow don't get a soft landing, QE will be coming which is still bullish.

>>54285134
Why do some people insist on buying unprofitable companies with debt in the current environment?

>>54285013
>the hardware requirements is shocking
Why don't people talk about this more? Fuckin hell ONE 40 series is easily 4 figures. Not to mention all the Meatverse shit that is going to need all kinds of computing power.

>I reached $20,000

I hope you guys bought mass bulk of cocoa products in advance (I only eat 85-90% chocolate), don't look at cocoa and sugar.

Natgas report is in
https://ir.eia.gov/ngs/ngs.html

anyone else watching the tiktok hearing?

should i go all in on SQQQ or SOXS?

>>54285134
>>54285204


>Kerrisdale capital

How about Hindenburg Research going after SQ/Dorsey:

https://twitter.com/HindenburgRes/status/1638881786343063553

>>54285192
>DUDE LOOK AT WHAT THE COMPUTER SAID!!

>>54285084
Aww did that line of code hurt that much, tranny? Typical, trannies don't like to code, they only like to subvert actual projects like Linux by pushing code of conduct shit on them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coraline_Ada_Ehmke
>>54285091
>Telling people that alternatives exist means I have a certain level of wealth
Kek subzero IQ comment of the day
>>54285097
It's getting better, AMD will probably start taking AI more seriously after watching NVDAs mcap get to the same as Berkshire Hathaways. I haven't used ROCM but I know it's an alternative and people acting like CUDA is the only language that lets you write ML code just pisses me off on a professional level. It's like saying nosql is the only way to write databases or something equally fucking dumb.

It just makes me mad when neophytes come onto my turf and start acting like they will dictate what is good and what isn't. Cramer doesn't know the first thing about code neither do the retards advising him.

>>54285192
>shilling free open source software

>>54285251
Wasn't Hinderburg the company that went after Garbage Don?

>>54285168
>4.8%
The Schwab money market fund I was looking at was giving 4.49% and it's easier to dispose of than a T bill or bond

>>54285013
>https://github.com/CompVis/stable-diffusion/blob/21f890f9da3cfbeaba8e2ac3c425ee9e998d5229/scripts/inpaint.py#L64
buncha faggots...

>>54285257
>BRO HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT CHATGGT JUST MADE FOR ME
>NO DON'T CHECK THIS FOR PLAGURISM I PROMISE ITS NOT RIPPED FROM SOME RANDOM NEWS ARTICLE THE BOT GOOGLED

nigger

>>54285144
looks that way, wanna short? btw green is 50 red is 200, pinned

>>54285247
yeah, i dont really get the government obsession

>>54285192
>you are a shill if you want to use free and open-source programs that can teach you about new technologies
imagine being THIS retarded.

Thanks for playing

>>54285248
SOXS is done for, don't bother

>>54285261
Your insults feel out of left field. Do you actually think humans are just done progressing? Like we've hit the limit? lol

>>54285290
I'm thinking gap and trap today

>>54285282
>bro who cares this image has a signature of an artist whose creation was stolen by AI

Very strange market. Practically untradeable. What's the endgame here.

>>54285331
>untradeable
How? it's up only...

>>54285201
>Super public about supporting Russia's war
Literally didn't even do that. They said nothing publicly about Ukraine when Xi was in Moscow. Haven't agreed to a damn penny in arms. Join training with Iran was probably the biggest change, but why wouldn't they, they're neighbors. It gives them benefit to watch their nearest opponents in person.

>>54285292
Then you don't understand the power of hypnosis. Which, if you get elected to Congress, you should have a pretty good comfort level at least subconsciously.
The amount of power in electronic media that is catering itself to your personal psychological profile is limited only by the physical and mental abilities of the viewer. Trance abuse is easily 80% of the US economy, and nearly 100% of US political front. Giving the ability to subliminally insert anti-US messages, for even a day, is a quick way to hell, for the US.
And we only want the Talmudists in HWood doing that, thank you very much.

Bought into BOIL for a short while this morning. Had a chance to sell at +$25 profits (for this one trade), but sold at $1.58 on its way tanking back down. Sure am glad I got out when I did. Looking forward to buying back in around TREE FIDDY then waiting on it to go up to 7 trillion.

>>54285324
Ah yes the famous NoHHHHHHH artist, I know that one.

>>54285178
Not next week but the one after and we will be rich

>>54285201
>as far as the market is concerned.
Kek so you got to the dumb part quickly at least. The market is already changing it's forecast for the next FOMC and starting to price in more rate hikes.
>panic is already over.
Kek. I'm dealing with a fucking moron, likely a zoomer who uses TikTok.
>won't affect global trade.
Another hearty kek.
>dumb macro heuristics
Oil crashing to under $70 isn't a dumb heuristic you retard.

You're still shilling the AI boom which tells me what a giant turd you are.

>>54285316
>Your insults feel out of left field
One, (1), post ago you accused his mother of dropping him on his head. You are too stupid to defend AI and that anon is demonstrably more intelligent than you, leave it to someone else. Not me, I don't give a crap either way.

>>54285335
up on a knife edge. too risky

>>54285220
Same bro feels good to be a winner

>>54285292
TikTok is eating every other social media's audience up for lunch. Advertisers are moving large amounts of advertisement dollars over to TikTok because it's quickly become the top app. US social media companies don't want this and are now pulling the muh China spying thread card, despite domestic spying existing already existing.

>Stocks will continue going up until they go down again

>>54285366
mine is $13000 vnq and $7000 vt
finally got my roth maxed

I loaded up on Square.

That shortselling research is bullshit

>>54285340
>they're neighbors
In a metaphysical sense you mean

>>54285366
Wonder if FRC will ever be $25 again

>>54285261
call me stupid all you want, but you are the one suggesting CPU is a alternative to GPU for SD. Show me your it/s...

>>54284976
When ever you post that broad all I see is this guy.

>>54285366
Last thread you were at 8k. Stop posting pictures from different times. We see the price of FRC is at 25,26. You HAD 22k. Now you are at 8-11k

>>54285324
Lol artists BTFO

>>54285318
on 5 minute that is. looks more like it's banging its head on the 200 5m rather than hour.

>>54285358
Markets are forward looking. They're pricing past the hikes. Hikes were priced in months ago.

>You're still shilling the AI boom which tells me what a giant turd you are.
AI boom is real. Cope. You will buy NVDA at 1000x P/E.

>Oil crashing to under $70 isn't a dumb heuristic you retard.
Oil down is bullish. It means inflation down faster, cuts sooner.

>>54284998
speech and language are the bastardization of thought

>>54285411
fucking based

>>54285220
>>54285366
kick ass, blessed

>>54285412
N-No...

>>54285411
I thought you got mad when we posted gookfu?

>>54285340
>The amount of power in electronic media that is catering itself to your personal psychological profile is limited only by the physical and mental abilities of the viewer
Unfathomably insightful

>>54285374
It's not only spying, though that ought to be a concern for those specifically in governance. It's more about messaging.
>>54285392
Last time I checked having a new nuclear armed neighbor within medium missile range of your lands IS having a neighbor.

>>54285340
>And we only want the Talmudists in HWood doing that
Unfathomably insightful again

>>54285439
Are alien human hybrids bullish?

>>54285433
I'm only sad I can't put anymore money in my roth cause its maxed out, so only buying VT from now on

BOBO, ARE YOU THERE? BOBO I JUST WANT TO TALK

>>54285364
He has been calling me a tranny for multiple posts, I don't even need to defend AI and I didn't even click his link. I just want to know why he is so confident that human progress has halted. It's such a silly premise to me that he thinks he can just bet as if humanity is against a brick wall. Absurd.

>>54285480
Is it embarrassing that it took a poojeet to pull this lady out of obscurity?

right back to the fib

>>54285480
Yes. Being a truly space fairing species will unlock vast riches, not unlike the age of mercantile empire expansion. Ad astra etc.

Low volume pump. They trapped bears yesterday, they can do it again. This shit is waiting on some headline I bet.

>>54285342
Shit, I could have held and sold for better than $25 now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27evSVwjzzI

>>54285093
>>54285005
I sold last week and now I’m priced out. I dont want to como and then get dumped on. What is causing this pump?

>>54285429
Well unfortunately it seems that thought is determined by the structure of language. What exactly, is outside of language? The harder you try to answer this question, the more it will bother you.

>>54285178
Sorry bobo sometimes it rains on your outdoor party

ayo stock mahket genral, wassup niggas I need some real ass niggas to help me turn my bills into bigga bills
fo sho

Down 20% on SQQQ

>>54285570
We finna bouta gamble on this here Juneteenth casino stock nahmeen?

>>54284958
>www.zerodha.com/

>>54285400
Hold on, I'm not saying CPU is the only alternative to CUDA, I'm saying that there *are* alternatives
https://github.com/AshleyYakeley/stable-diffusion-rocm
What I don't agree with is people saying you can't do this without NVDA/CUDA.
I heard a similar dumb argument throughout the early 00s when people used to shill Apple and OSX because you somehow couldn't use Windows to run Photoshop. Now I see the same thing happening with AI/ML.
>>54285428
>Hikes were priced in months ago.
No, not true at all. The next rate hike wasn't even priced in at one point recently. So how was it months ago?
>means inflation down faster, cuts sooner.
Ah yes of course you would spin that way.

Kek bobos , you really got hooked

How do I recover from this? I pressed the buy button 10 minutes too early lol

>>54285604
Sell nigga

>>54285604
long SQ

>>54285570
Bro, I FUCKING TOLD YOU DAYS AGO!!!
Buy GLD, JNUG, and IAU calls. Did you listen? No. Fuck you.

hold still you dumb nigger bear

>>54285604
Buy the dip, nerd.
>>54285621
>long SQ
Aren't they lying about the # of users? Why would you go long on the same guy who couldn't make Twitter work...

Fuck, my YANG gains have been wiped. Not sure if I should keep holding.

>>54285542
>whats causing the pump
you sold

>sold my bank calls yesterday at loss before they were worthless
>pumps this morning

>>54285013
Are you just shitposting?
>"cpu" is so slow for stable-diffusion compared to even very old gpus (think gtx1060) that its basically useless, even with a 13900k of 7900x
>amd has a cuda emulation layer called rocm but its pretty bad, has poor support from amd themselves. when it works its fine, but in general its a complete afterthought from amd
>theres an effort to use vulkan instead of cuda for compute on GPU, pytorch has a vulkan layer but its not well supported yet and it will take a long time to gain steam if it ever takes hold. this would make all GPUs (intel, amd, nvidia and all modern mobile gpus) able to do compute on GPU for things like stable diffusion

Basically nvidia is the only game in town for the foreseeable future. They are an entrenched player in the space. I ended up buying a very expensive 4090 for CUDA and 24GB of VRAM fore this very reason over the much cheaper 7900XTX (the gaming perf difference meant nothing to me)

Mumu why are you so heavy handed today?

>>54285013
>device = torch.device("cuda") if torch.cuda.is_available() else torch.device("cpu")
what's wrong with python faggots, can't they write code normally?

This is ridiculous. Literally slurp every dip and that's it?

>>54285654
ZAM! From last week? Delayed cum pumping
Been backed up fr fr

>>54285524
brb finna make sum 1/4 ayyys

>>54285653
who gives a shit. I'm just a trader.

Just sold my RIOT/CWEB/YINN/CLSK/MARA and putting it into another slot machine and I'm waiting for an entry in SQ.

You told me BAC is a good investment. When will it pump again?

>>54285674
Basically yeah

>>54285674
Bobos know its a clown market yet they still keep shorting every dip instead of slurping it

>>54285013
>commit msg: add code

>>54285022
can foreigners invest in US bond market?

BOIL doin summ

>>54285556
well versed, fellow philosibro. ill ponder this and come back to this thread to post my revelations

>NVDA up 24% in 8 trading days

And here I thought it going up 30% in 1 month was ridiculous. Every time I think this thing can't outdo itself, its proven me wrong. I remember when this little guy used to be a literal shit company with regular -7% down days when the market was down 1%. Now its amongst AAPL and GOOGL in carrying the market

BogleChads
SOXLKings
3x LeverageLords

You did it. Your bravery has been rewarded. You have stayed the course, the plan has been trusted, and you have survived.

Congratulations and thank you.

Will SQQQ ever hit 40 again?!

>>54284958
Bull euphoria is reaching critical mass. It won't hold.

Is this when you buy puts?

>>54285731
The treasury LOVES foreigners. Nipponese boomers have been the leader in US bonds. Dunno if you can by treasuries directly without going through some extra steps/paperwork though. Probably have to buy from a broker in your country that'll try to fee rape you.

>>54284990
Just think how many people are killed by the stock market :(

I don't get it

>>54285731
You could buy bond ETFs.

18
>18
18
>18
18
>18

>>54285773
We've been stuck in a 380-400 range for SPY so any price above 400 looks like a safe short. Don't short any of the meme stocks you will get wiped out by a retard rally

should I take profit on my soxl now? 100 at $14

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>54285802
retail never does, nor should they. Exit liquidity must be preserved

>>54285854
>reminder that dividends can't compete with bonds

>>54285854
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
Based

its over

>>54285454
>Last time I checked having a new nuclear armed neighbor within medium missile range of your lands IS having a neighbor
Come on man this argument isn't so important you have to go through the the whole
>let me change definitions of words real quick
routine to win it

>>54285661
See
>>54285601
>>54285261
They're not the only game in town even today. The foreseeable future, kek. You really underestimate how quickly things can change around CUDA. You even admitted as much yourself so I'm not sure why you're getting mad at me here, I'm all for choice and not locking people into proprietary tech like CUDA. Kek, now that I think about it, CUDA is really the OSX of AI, proprietary, first out of the gate, first mover advantage, but not necessarily going to stay that way forever.
It's funny how the tranny here >>54285502 was just accusing *me*of somehow being against human progress, which itself was a non sequitur. I'm in favor of people making the tech here better but that is tough when Nvidia is as closed with the tech as it is. Nvidia is really following the closed-ecosystem Apple playbook here but I question how badly humanity needs AI vs needing an iphone.

there are three important sentences I've noticed in the press conference yesterday.
Tighter credit conditions are coming,
Uncertainty created by the above ,
FOMC changed their stance to firm policy.

Everyone.

Please.

Can we observe 1 minute of silence for Bobo?

Just 1 minute.

>>54285836
It will almost definitely pull back tomorrow so yeah I'd take the gains here. Up nearly 12% today.

>>54285891
>im the tranny
>but you're an open source shill

I thought open source = gay tranny

>>54285728
Kek, based

>>54285804
how does this works?
How can I take profit from such ETF?
Like in the case of bond it has a maturity after that I get the principal plus interest.

Market always retard pumps after a fed day. Won't see another green day till May after this.

>>54285887
I wouldn't hire you to mop my floors.

>>54285927
yeah I ended up taking profit. made $400 which is pretty nice

>>54285930
That's what troons want you to believe. I admit their psyop campaign has been successful.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>54285919
Bobo needs no silence, he has had plenty of fun the past year fuck him. Actually as I type this I realize bobo is the only thing keeping inflation in check, we pump too hard now and the dollar is a goner. So I guess bobo has his place in the grand scheme of things, Im taking off my hat for bobo for 1 minute

holy shit this lady is going in on this tiktok hearing lmao

DKNG's day will cometh

>>54285876
>dividends can't compete with bonds
look up the curious case of Ms. Groner who worked at Abbott Labs

And just like THAT!

>>54285954
Nice

>>54284981
There is no pending doom, it’s just jews jewing jews and fighting over who will get more of your tax dollars for free.

Look at the nasdaq; it’s up almost 3% today. It’s going at a 45 degree angle straight to new highs. This is all a buying opportunity.

Whats the play for today /smg/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

>>54285883
gm fellow divvyfren

Bobo what happened?

>>54286002
>fellow SNAPchad
impressive, very nice

>>54285988
look up the curious cases of Bill Gross and Jeffery Gundlach

>>54286015

>>54286015
Crab wins 2023, we cannot escape SPY 400. Everything is priced in now, we have found The Price. We will crab here forever

>>54286015
Printer goes brrr and line goes up.

fuck SOXS

>>54285739
Bucking like a bronco all day is what it *has* been doing (threw me off too, but at least slightly to the good).

>>54286015

>>54286072
I too am surprised at this pump. CLF has been dumping so I sold all of my soxl to lower my entry but Clf is still dumping ahhhhhhhh fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>54285919
>getting cocky over a fake/gay hopium/copium pseudopump

maybe you sohould have said that in the first place. Speaking of first place
https://docs.getgrist.com/3mjouqRSdkBY/sdperformance

>>54286041
and? you think the average person is going to get rich off bonds?

the average person can certainly get rich off of dividend paying stocks

Did anyone else sit today out?

>>54286111
>>54285601

>>54286119
LOL

>>54286119
i doubled some of my positions this morning

Hitting resistance yet again, can't move past these levels for the hundredth time now. This bear market is hear to stay.

i dont know what stocks to buy today

>a whole month with no fomc to worry about
>market tanked this rate hike like a champ
What can stop us at this point?
>b-but CPI next month
kek. That's only going to show an improvement. Which is bullish. There is nothing but air between where we are now and 4700.

>>54286117
>anon really believes that a boomer fairy tale is even remotely applicable to today's world.

wow the koolaid is strong. Ok if you want pennies on the dollar that's TAXABLE go ahead and buy and hold REITs or whatever.

Kid I've been in stocks since the dot-com era. Everyone moves in cycles. Sometimes it's stocks, sometimes it's bonds, and sometimes it's commodities. Now tell me where in the cycle are we?

>>54286161
>This bear market is hear to stay
Grantham says bottom is in 2024.

Sure would be a shame to end all this exhuberance with a black swan that totally won't come from the banking sector. Yep.

>>54286177
What's his track record? I dunno who he is

>>54286132
>>54286133
Yesterday at close was too much of a red flag. When I saw the pre market green I thought it was a mirage. Oh well, I made money yesterday

>>54285601
The worst was priced in in October. Since then all data has been a pleasant surprise, the economy has remained strong with inflation going down, indicative of a soft landing.

>>54286221

>>54286167
but why ain't we there yet?

>>54285013
Bar none the dumbest post I've seen in a very long time. This line kills the AMD, not the NVDA. Cuda really IS the only game in town.

>>54286213
Priced in

>>54286250
KEK

>>54286252
wall of worry of course. Just like 2011, 2016, 2020. It's all psychological, in other words, nothing.

>>54286167
>That's only going to show an improvement. Which is bullish

And the month after that?

>>54286111
>you sohould have said that in the first place.
I did you idiot, literally my first post. I said CUDA isn't the only game in town.

>>54286248
There won't be any rate cuts for the remainder of this decade.

market seems to be pretty strong

>>54286250
I dunno 47% when forecasting at least a year into the future with a huge sample size sounds pretty good to me but maybe there's some oracle with a better record

FRC turned negative. We will close red.

>>54286276
>wall of worry of course. Just like 2011, 2016, 2020. It's all psychological, in other words, nothing.
Too smug, imo.
However, my current guesstimate is that the SPX will hit ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) withing the first half of this year.

I’ve been out of the game for a little bit. Got a promo at work so I’ve got the funds to start playing with /smg/ again. Anyone want to give me a debrief on the current situation/memes/tickets or choice.

>>54286285
Wrong. Once inflation is back to 2% annualizing the MoM print the Fed will start cutting to pre-empt a recession, this will be the catalyst for a soft landing. The economy just needs to hold out for a few more months to let base effects and shelter bring inflation down.

>>54285964
Based. Keep on preaching.

>>54286265
>Cuda really IS the only game in town.
Keep saying it, retard, even when people arguing on your side have just posted evidence to the contrary.
>>54286111
This is what it's like to deal with shills. Haven't seen this for a while because I kept out of crypto threads but I see your kind are branching out now.

>>54286314
Don't buy anything but bluechip tech, risk isn't worth it right now. AI boom soon.

>>54286312
Yeah that's reasonable. I just say 4700 because I know it always goes higher than I think, just like it always go lower than I think etc.

>>54286315
How many times do they need to tell you that they're not cutting?

>>54286341
AI won't replace Coca-Cola. Buy KO idiots

>>54286248
Kek you're dumb, there's no helping you. You'll ignore the evidence right in front of your eyes. Rate hike probability has gone up for the next FOMC.
People were saying yesterdays one was the last one. Now they're suddenly not. You can keep pretending it's been priced in and there will be a soft landing. I'm done trying to reason with you.

>>54286298
I pay attention to what he says. I don't know how those figures are precisely determined, but if he gets the general idea right, but the dates and specifics wrong, I'll take it.

>>54286361
This. Jobs are unaffected. All they've done so far is inflate further, to fix the mess they created with the banks. WFH Chad are *still* winning. Stock market bulls are delusional.

>>54286361
They're not cutting because they assume inflation will be sticky. I argue that it won't be sticky and appears high due to the lagged shelter component. Even if they don't it doesn't matter, we get a recession and QE then, people will pile into bluechip tech and up only we go!

>>54286329
>hurr durr you can run at 0.00000000001 iterations per hour that is totally viable
The absolute state of tech illiterate inbreds.
Next you'll claim that the cuda kernels that were optimized to shit for the past 2 decades, as well as the frameworks leveraging them, can be rewritten for AMD's shitshow of an environment in 5 seconds despite nobody doing that, no budget being poured into that, AMD having shown no interest in their own environment in the past 20 years even as nvidia cards were mandatory for all deep learning work (and nearly all gpgpu work in the first place), and the numerous failed projects showing that's just never happening, because... it just is OK?
Dial 8, don't die late.

Didn't someone here go all in on soxs

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>came here to seethe about NVDA
>see thread has that covered already.
>leave

financial ramifications of having a big dick?

why is tqqq premium so low? are leaps the whitepill?

>>54286421
>jobs are unaffected
That's bullish. Inflation is going down witout job loss, that means the economy can handle 5%+ easily and we get a soft landing.

>>54286487
>printing a bear flag on the femto-second candles
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!

>FRC under 13
Holy shit when Daddy Dimon announces a capital infusion this shit is gonna 2x

>>54286492
Feels like Tesla at this point. Can't shake the feeling that big boys could pull the rug at any time but too risky to short cause of the retard strength

>>54286446
>be rewritten for AMD's shitshow of an environment in 5 seconds despite nobody doing that,
So now who's against humanity's progress?
Pick a side, shills. You are all obviously long NVDA and that's fine, but each time I try to point out how CUDA will eventually be superseded you just post seethe.
If you're arguing that open source can't catch up, then okay I guess open source (which is humanity's best chance at really progressing tech forwards, most of this current AI work wouldn't even be possible without it ironically) is just going to stop progressing because anon said so.
Also it's funny how you call me a tech illiterate inbred. I don't want to wave credentials around but lol.

>all this SQ slurping

What’s the most you’ve lost in a single trade? Did you ever recover?

>>54286540
Precisely my thoughts. It can run up a bit more, let's see how much steam this rally has left because I don't think it has a lot left at this point.

>>54286540
There's a huge downside risk tho. as soon as some 200IQ comes up with another solution bypassing nvidia, the share will drop like no tomorrow. And given that the research is mostly done by academics, this can change pretty quickly

>>54286568
~80k in an overnight short liquidation back in 2016

I recovered a few days later, thats how wild it was back then.

MY FELLOW LEAFS
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?

Got myself a quick $22 back by shorting BOIL! Team KOLD!

>>54286568
I held a stock to zero, so 100%

>>54286593
Curry

>>54286568
-65% in BABA
No, I don't expect to ever recover from that mistake. I just let it live in my portfolio as a reminder to never do that mistake of trusting chinks ever again. And side-by-side to my green Nvidia to remember to always bet for America.

up down up down up down up down

you guys winning?

>>54286559
I accept your surrender.

>>54286630

>>54286593
I bought GLD and JNUG calls a few days ago. I'm also buying more TD Bank and Telus.

>>54286605
>they literally only keep the floor running so news outlets can post le heckin stock man reaction photos

>>54286568
60%.
I didn't recover it on the trade but I got the money back with 2 other successful trades.

>>54286279
>I said CUDA isn't the only game in town.
and your line of code suggested you are refering to CPU

>>54286630
Everybody who's not a bobo is winning. In other words, 99% of this board is winning

man zooming out to 5 days its lie that dip never even happened sheeeesh

>>54286655
Wrong, he handles all the trades for 2 private hedge funds. He has been there for decades and is in high demand by specialty clients. Those guys actually run trades for people.

>>54286678
Uh, that's not a good thing. Tippy top signal right there.

>>54286587
Yeah best example would be to look at how long Apples first mover advantage helped them with iOS. And that was back when GitHub was not really a thing yet. Good luck to NVDA lol.

>>54286682
Yes because banking crisis means QE and cuts. It's bullish. Post-COVID is a new paradigm until and unless the Fed COMPLETELY kill the Fed Put.

>>54286630
No

>>54286694
what does any of that have to do with keeping the floor running for show?
he could do all of that from an office/home

>>54286694
>high demand by specialty clients
He has two clients? There used to be thousands of people there, now just a few hundred I guess

>>54286526
>FRC
Think it'll go below $10? Was contemplating swinging this.

>>54286735
Not really, he interacts directly with the market makers face to face in addition to what he handles with the tablet. What they do is far more efficient with face to face blended into the totality of activities, just like there are lots of things that are more efficient in office rather than remote.

>>54286748
shit is being beat down bad i think it'll have at least one more big pop. idk if it'll be sustained but it's way too oversold rn imo

>>54286745
Yeah, there's like 800 left. His 2 clients are high rollers though.

I regret not buying SOXL at $8

It is now at $18
It will be $30 soon

I will forever be poor, because you told me it was going lower. Thanks.

I started pulling my money out of my account and bought BONDS

I have come to the conclusion that I am not a good trader and I will be better off locking up my money for 5 years at a stable rate of return.

>>54285994
Buy the cheap puts. Market will be red tomorrow. You’re welcome. Cap this if you must.

>>54286748
Value wise it could go to $1, they have a really big hole in their pocket. 10’s of billions more debts than assets. The fed is going to have to step in and give a large bank some promises

>>54286363
Quiet down Buffet. I lost respect for him when watching that "Warren Buffet's Best Advice" video that gets posted, that was made when the internet was kicking off really hard, and he said shit like "The internet won't change how you chew bubble gum," and shit all over Microsoft as a good investment.

Why is the market going up? I thought we were going to raise rates until we get into a deep recession?

Who is this nigga and how did he get my email and should I join

shill me a penny play

>>54286801
How much do you get from bonds/state bonds as a retail these days?

>>54286857
I-bonds are paying over 6% (5 year lock up, rate changes with inflation numbers)

52 week T bills are like 4.5%

>>54285891
>They're not the only game in town even today. The foreseeable future, kek. You really underestimate how quickly things can change around CUDA
What are you going on about? No one is just magically going to use a new API because its "open". Vulkan on pytorch has been in its miserable state for years. ROCm is an abject failure from the clowns at AMD.

Have you ever wondered why AMD or Intel don't just implement the CUDA API directly? Or hell, why no one has implemented CUDA with a CPU back end? NV has a proprietary API that they own and will probably sue the fuck out of anyone that tries that. No one is willing to go to war over this like Google did with Java. Nvidia is an entrenched player, I am happy to see them crumble but its a pipe dream. Best hope right now seems to be high level API replacement based on Vulkan that can be slotted into major ML libs like Pytorch (FB has not given enough resources to using Vulkan as a backend directly, or there may be some other limitation I dont know or care about). That will happen long term if at all. Again, I hate NV because I paid nearly a grand extra for what would amount to a trivial difference in hardware for my purposes but they basically own the space. I'm just telling it like it is

I'm down 25% ytd someone tell me it's going to be okay

>>54286854
NVOS of it reaches 10 cents.

>>54286605
Dang, I should have held KOLD longer, BOIL might see sub 4 again today (it did a toe dip for a few seconds yesterday).

>>54286890
It's not (I'm down 14% TODAY)

>>54286895
already sold that shit for a loss

I baked a new thread. No need to thank me I'm just doing my part to help.
>>54286896
>>54286896
>>54286896

do we break 4000 or just crab here forever

>>54286905
nvm wrong ticker

I literally looked away for 5 minutes, what the hell happened to FRC? Barring banks, all stocks are nicely pumping... fanks

>>54286649
How do you feel about our other banks?

UEC bros wtf

>>54285358
>Kek. I'm dealing with a fucking moron, likely a zoomer who uses TikTok.
Any panic was misguided in the first place. The so called bank runs were caused by liquidity issues created by completely insane mismanagement of customer funds, and they still got aggressively covered by both the government and big banks. The few people panicking are mostly retards who don't know the full story or the same people that panic at every snippet of news they see.

Goldman sneeds says that BLACK SEPTEMBER will knock the market down 30% from now.

>>54286847
stop pretending to be baggie. also recession canceled. banks bailed out again. inflation will be 4%

>>54287037
The biggest issue is that the majority of people remember 2001-2003 and 2008 and don't realize that most recessions and financial crisis aren't nearly as dramatic.

>>54287075
Inflation will be higher.

Is Charles KWAB still dumping?

>>54287037
The real takeaway is that the banking panic has only just gotten started, it's like a forest fire now. They have put out the fire in one part of the forest for now. And liquidity issues are happening because rate hikes are "uncovering" all the mismanagement. It's good you mentioned 2008 because back then, it didn't all crash at once. This cycles Lehman hasn't happened yet.

>>54286889
>FB has not given enough resources to using Vulkan as a backend directly,
I have already covered a lot of what you said, don't feel like repeating it.
If you mean Vulkan doesn't have enough access to the framebuffer then idk if that's true. Idk enough about Vulkan specifically but I thought that was the point, that it gets almost complete access to the hardware. Kind of an important thing to mention since we're talking about a ML model having access to hardware here.

>>54287191
no shit nigger. they wanted 2%, they'll cook the books to show 4% when in reality it will be 14%

>>54287037
Pretty much. The news is so weaponized at this point that you could have some shitty "bank" stationed out of a trailer park run by a bunch of hicks collapse because they were speculating on pig semen and the news could blast a big enough spotlight on it in just the right way to make at least a 3rd of the country panic. In fact, by not knowing about Trailer Park Bank a significant portion of the population would be in an even greater panic.
>Wait, I've never heard of them...they must be important, they must be special and serve some elite clientele...how could they fail...if they weren't important why is the news talking about them?
And then people do their due diligence and it turns out pic related was the CEO and that makes people panic even MORE because then they're like
>Oh my God THAT was the CEO??? Is this what the financial system typically is like??? Are they all run in this way by people like this??? OMG!
There's just no escaping the human element and the people in power play that shit like a fiddle.

Alright faggots, time to win.

>>54289431
>>54289431
>>54289431