/biz/ - Business & Finance

Quick reminder Baggie is a vatnik doomer

DAXCOMPUTER, not again...

Why won't it let me sell my shares of tsla

>>54283338
the market doesn't open for 40 more minutes anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rd04KzLcg

Today friends, we will learn the esoteric knowledge of a neurotic Jew.

Buying (or shorting) anything in this environment is just gambling. Take your inflation haircut, goys.

>>54283369
chink stocks print money

>>54283338
Buy signal! WE DID IT MUMU!

Why are we pumping?

Reminder tradies are idiots and people who work with their hands all day shouldnt be respected on a business and finance general. People here are capitalists and know markets are more important than "muh real mans work".

>>54283302
Eat shit mumu

>>54283317
Quick reminder that the ukraine is a corrupt shithole and just an eastern european laundry mat for corrupt politicians to funnel money from tax payers to their own pockets. Only braindead NPCs and corrupt politicians support them.

why are t-bills not paying 5% yet if the fed funds rate is that high?

Will I make it if I buy BOIL

What does it mean when there is HFT of a shit ton of single shares? I just noticed this on a ticker and the price was moving all over the place.

>>54283394
Being an anime poster is worse than being a ditch digger

t. mega mind from last thread

Meme chart performance for the month of january 2023

2023/1/4
S&P 500 0.74% C
Prev Close (1/3) -0.40% C
Prev Futures (1/3) -0.66% C
NASDAQ 0.48% C
PC(1/3) -0.70% C
PF(1/3) -0.97% C

2023/1/5
S&P 500 -1.16% R
PC(1/4) 0.75% C
PF(1/4) 0.74% C
NASDAQ -1.59% R
PC(1/4) 0.48% C
PF(1/4) 0.49% C

2023/1/6
S&P 500 2.28% G
PC(1/5) -1.16% R
PF(1/5) -1.17% R
NASDAQ 2.78% G
PC(1/5) -1.59% R
PF(1/5) -1.63% R

2023/1/9
S&P 500 -0.08%, C
PC(1/6) 2.28% G
PF(1/6) 2.26% G
NASDAQ 0.62% C
PC(1/6) 2.78% G
PF(1/6) 2.71% G

2023/1/10
S&P 500 0.70%, C
PC(1/9) -0.08% C
PF(1/9) -0.04% C
NASDAQ 0.88% C
PC(1/9) 0.62% C
PF(1/9) 0.65% C

2023/1/11
S&P 500 1.28% G
PC(1/10) 0.70% C
PF(1/10) 0.69% C
NASDAQ 1.76% G
PC(1/10) 0.88% C
PF(1/10) 0.86% C

2023/1/12
S&P 500 0.34% C
PC(1/11) 1.28% G
PF(1/11) 1.25% G
NASDAQ 0.50% C
PC(1/11) 1.76% G
PF(1/11) 1.72% G

2023/1/13
S&P 500 0.40% C
PC(1/12) 0.34% C
PF(1/12) 0.34% C
NASDAQ 0.71% C
PC(1/12) 0.50% C
PF(1/12) 0.50% C

2023/1/17
S&P 500 -0.20% C
PC(1/13) 0.40% C
PF(1/16) 0.00% C
NASDAQ 0.14% C
PC(1/13) 0.71% C
PF(1/13) 0.64% C

2023/1/18
S&P 500 -1.56% R
PC(1/17) -0.20% C
PF(1/17) -0.10% C
NASDAQ -1.27% R
PC(1/17) 0.14% C
PF(1/17) 0.33% C

2023/1/19
S&P 500 -0.76% C
PC(1/18) -1.56% R
PF(1/18) -1.59% R
NASDAQ -1.00% R
PC(1/18) -1.27% R
PF(1/18) -1.28% R

>>54283419
There are only 2 certainties in life

Death, and BOIL going to zero.

>>54283418
Because the future (10-years) looks like shit

>>54283302
>trading platform uses metatrader
is this a scam or some shit?

>>54283419
Maybe when it's winter

>>54283442
From zero to hero.

>>54283435
Found the tradie who cant do anything else.

>>54283439
2023/1/20
S&P 500 1.89% G
PC(1/19) -0.76% C
PF(1/19) -0.77% C
NASDAQ 2.86% G
PC(1/19) -1.00 R
PF(1/19) -1.04% R

2023/1/23
S&P 500 1.19% G
PC(1/20) 1.89% G
PF(1/20) 1.86% G
NASDAQ 2.18% G
PC(1/20) 2.86% G
PF(1/20) 2.82% G

2023/1/24
S&P 500 -0.07% C
PC(1/23) 1.19% G
PF(1/23) 1.20% G
NASDAQ -0.22% C
PC(1/23) 2.18% G
PF(1/23) 2.20% G

Correct 10/Total 28 (35.71% accurate)

Conclusion: Bullshit
Not gonna bother finishing january
I’ll keep count starting today with prev futes replaced with futes seen on open
Also this took a long fucking time so you bitches better appreciate this

>the ukraine
>the
kek it's indeed true. Baggie IS a dumb vatnik doomer betting against America.

BOIL NOO

>>54283452
Hate that. I intentionally only use platforms with their own individual trading platform, not MT4 or MT5 ugly autist bullshit

>>54283464
Really you’re trying to defend being an anime poster?

slurp the slop goy

>>54283302
When the stock market opens today
https://youtu.be/3zHNfzXSqLQ

EU is a literal mememarket. We are exactly where we were when EU session started. This has happened so often the last weeks. EU can't do shit without US. It's amazing how pozzed EU market is

>>54283418
They are based on the auction results. Not federal funds rate.
>>54283489
Anime website dude.

>>54283464
Part of the ability to use one's mind as a force multiplier for their interactions with the outside world is that they must have the capacity to comprehend higher theories of mind. When a person embraces anime, they are directly making an emotional air gap between their personality and the outside world. You are dysfunctional, you lack personal development. You cannot effectively use your mind until you stop being focused on a childlike fantasy.

>>54283302
AHHHHHHH BIOL is going negative, they are literally going to send you a bill for owning BOIL AHhHHH

>NEW YORKFuboTV Inc. (NYSE: FUBO), the leading sports-first live TV streaming platform, announced today the forthcoming addition of MLB.TV to its lineup of live baseball coverage. MLB.TV is expected to launch on Fubo in the coming days, ahead of Major League Baseball’s Opening Day on March 30, 2023.
Boys, I got a good feel about this one.

>>54283534
>When a person embraces anime, they are directly making an emotional air gap between their personality and the outside world.
Take your meds buddy. Its just entertainment.

>>54283506
US alone weights like 68% 9f the stocks market. Rest is EU and Japan. And the third world shitholes are peanuts, as it should be. Of course EU and Japan will follow the US. There's no other way.

>>54283584
Ok, then buy some.

>>54283302
What are we slurping today boys

daily
>much higher
>for much longer

>>54283606
You should have more respect for the ways you damage yourself.

>>54283584
It's fucking gay and Jewish I can't just get MLB; I have to get these fucking kosher kable packages again. FUCK.

>>54283615
FRC

>>54283614
I did. When it dipped to $1 two days ago.

>>54283620
How am I damaging myself by watching a tv show? Use actual evidence not projection about me.

>>54283630
Why do you pay for sports? There are sites dedicated to free streams. I've never paid for a pay-per-view, let alone a standard ball game.

>>54283584
Wasn't "FUBO" a clothing brand during the 90s?
Like, w*gger gangsta clothing?

>>54283636
I already told you, actually. I'm not doing anything else for you. You have little hope, and at the same time you mean nothing to me. Enjoy your meekness, you big nothing.

>>54283658
I think that was called FUBU.

>>54283506
The US used sanctions to force EU's heavy industry to move to the US. Of fucking course the EU market is gonna get fucked, the empire is sacrificing its vassals to stay afloat for a few more years

>>54283607
It's not that they follow. It's that they are obedient. As if they want to say "hey, we shorted the market in our session, but we don't want to insult you and take your profit, so we pump it back up for you afterwards". Like an assist in sports.

>>54283658
I think you're thinking of FOBO, or was that a watch brand?

>>54283463
I’m going to lie and claim “some anon in another thread” backtested the numbers and it was true

>>54283670
ohh, you're right.
FUBU was the proper name.

>>54283651
I streamed for years, but a lot of them are still jank. My point is I'm even a willing customer and they just don't want my money. Don't even get me started on blackout rules. It honestly is a large factor in me not watching any sports these days.

>>54283670
“For us by us”
Referring to niggrs

>>54283676
Don't know about a watch brand with similar name.
There's "FOSSIL" but that doesn't sound close.
The anon above (>>54283670) is correct, "FUBU" was the name of the clothing brand.

>>54283439
>>54283463
Didn't the person who made it admit that he made it up? At least that's what I heard.

>>54283665
>Enjoy your meekness, you big nothing.
Oh no. Someone insulted me online. Im so upset now. Because I watched an anime i must be a evil person now.

>>54283702
MLB is beyond fucked with blackout rules. Oh I can't watch half the games my team is playing in? Ok fuck you I'll pirate it

>>54283381
Should I go in on tencent

>>54283670
>FUBU
For us by us. Literal racism in the name- was very interesting... There was a store at the mall called Echo (was for "gangsta" whites and minorities). They sold FUBU stuff too, but they closed because they were always robbed... by FUBU if you know what I'm saying.

>>54283702
>not watching any sports these days.
Trying to keep up on cycling here in the US sucks ass. GCN+ has been great and needed, but then NBC has to get involved. Insufferable

>>54283711
No of course it's not fossil. I remember a 4 letter watch brand that begin with F, could have been a P too, I guess.

>>54283723
In the winter I mean

>>54283723
If you have gains from Tencent stock you could establish some kind of novel re-investment program as you dump all your gains into MTX on their gacha games :^)

>>54283718
>Because I watched an anime i must be a evil person now.
they are becoming self aware

>>54283723
I've seen this question asked countless time over the pas two years. The answer ended up always being "no".
And it's a Tencent and BABA bagholder telling you this..

>>54283726
>but they closed because they were always robbed.
kek. lost

where is my tradie? why would I use a zurn 975XL over a zurn 950xl backflow valve on a 1.5" pipe?

>>54283722
Apparently MLB itself is going to have to carry broadcasts for a few teams this season because the networks are a bunch of greedy Jews. Holy fuck and then the pitch clock, DH, pick off rules, mound visit timeouts. Goddamn I shouldn't be this mad this early.

>>54283732
I'm still mad Lance Armstrong ruined any chance of America giving a shit about road cycling in this country.

>BOIL goes from 4.21 to 3.98 in the span of like 10 minutes

NIGGERRRRRRS

>>54283723
solid choice and you could weigh your portfolio towards them, if you want a mix consider alibaba, meituan, baidu, CCB

I am cautiously optimistic about today

>>54283302
Trading opens in 15 minutes, get ready for a blood bath

>>54283765
>I'm still mad Lance Armstrong ruined any chance of America
I blame the media, everyone was fucking juicing, but they had to make a big fub-bub about it.

>>54283386
The price moved too quickly and hit the bottom of the channel in a single day, retracing here isn't out of place.

Have to go see a customer in 5 min. Have fun anons, good luck.

>>54283726
kek
>There was a store at the mall
Where was this, geographically (approximately)?

I'm reporting on FUBU clothing from shitty ass Germany during the 90s. Their clothing was worn in my school ("Realschule") which was the mid-tier of the three school tiers we have here in Germany.
Now that this is almost 25 years in the past I realize that I went to school with w*ggers.

>>54283760
So that it can sound like you're strangling a cat when you flush

>>54283778
Thanks for playing though.

>>54283765
of all the changes I like the pitch clock. Tired of watching some faggot pitcher try to "psych out" the batter by looking back and forth. MOVE THE FUCKING GAME ALONG

>>54283760
call your broker he'll fix it.

>>54283302
ITS ALMOST 9:30

>>54283799
The good news is cycling has long been a hobby and I can just ride my bike.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54283832
Keep your panties on, we still have 13 minutes.

>>54283765
Yeah and the fucking ghost runner in extra innings, no shift, it's bullshit what they're doing to the game. I mean the one rule change I liked from the WBC was the mercy rule because it keeps blowouts exciting, but that isn't going to be used in the MLB.

>>54283765
>I'm still mad Lance Armstrong ruined any chance of America giving a shit about road cycling in this country.
IDK why- he was taking mad steroids, winning grooling feets of endurance and strength, then swapping all of his blood. Most Metal thing ever, Lance is an OG.
THE CRAZY PART IS THEY ALL DO IT! HE WAS JUST THAT MUCH MORE OF A SAVAGE!

>>54283826
I liked the pace of play and make the pitchers hit you cowards.

>>54283826
It's bullshit, what if you've got some fucking mexican catcher trying to put down signs for a pitcher who throws like 20 pitches, and the pitcher has to keep shaking him off. It's fucking bullshit.

>>54283838
Good for you. I don't mind you fellas on the road as much as most people. I ride a motorcycle, so I just pass your ass without having to navigate a boat through half the other lane to pass.

Do I dump my SQ bags at this point?

>>54283722
>an't watch half the games my team is playing in
Do people actually call a professional sports team "my team"?

>>54283816
>>54283829
>15psi cracking pressure
hello 3rd world water pressure

Talk sports in some other faggot board

>>54283891
I live in the city, they get MY tax dollars, and I the local radio coverage of the games are ok, so yeah, they're MY team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEA6BQARqE8

if the fed manipulation theory is correct, the SPY should fall for some 3-4 days starting yesterday and then get a big bump next week, on thursday or friday

>>54283891
I am literally a Walton and own the Broncos. Checkmate.

>>54283715
lmao
still gonna keep track
maybe until april or until i don’t feel like it anymore

>>54283891
I mean I do. The funds to build their stadiums comes out of tax payer money so yes they are "MY TEAM" since I funded the stadium they play in.

>>54283927
>3-4 days starting yesterday
>Next thursday-friday is 7-8 days away
Yeah, don't listen to this chucklehead

EVERYBODY SHUT UP
markets about to start

Henry Hub futures were neon green and around +2.5% before I went to the toilet at 8:45, and now at 9:22 it is dull red. Premarket BOIL is at the bottom of 4.

>>54283949
>>54283924
You get paid at all for that support? The teams echo your personal and social goals? Or you just a paypig?

>>54283969
5 more minutes spaz.

what should I be doing with my excess money? throw it into a high interest savings account? I'd like to buy a house in the next 2 to 5 years assuming interest rates cool off.

You know what really grinds my gears? The fucking cock sucking instant replay. If you don't like the call on the field, you can yell at the ump until he throws you out.

Is there some trick to investing in healthcare? I don't know any of these brands or why one drug is better than another when both are obviously FDA approved.

buckle up

I'm shorting the bottom of SQ, just because I can

>>54283988
SHUT UP YOU'RE PSYCHING OUT THE MARKET

Hope you guys shorted SQ

Imagine watching sportsball. Truly got the beta males in here today.

>>54283979
>Or you just a paypig?
Everyone in my city and state is sadly, I guess.

>>54283948
It really should be automated somehow with historical data. I suspect that you'd get very different results if you tested the data before covid and after. I feel like the markets have been way more schizo since then and absolutely fucked since we peaked in late 2021, so any rule that long backtesting produces might be a lot less accurate.

>>54283394
i'm playing with stable diffusion. what prompts do you use to get the monitor behind her?

>>54284007
Good

Everybody here will make money today so long as you possess no hate in your hearts.

>>54283435

>>54284031
What if I have a weary sort of parental love like
>you guys are a bunch of dumb niggers, but I have to help you through this world

So what do we think for the first part of the day gentlemen, pump or dump?

>>54284025
I didnt make it sorry. You can post it to the g thread and ask them if any of them know how to do it. They got good info there.

>>54284031
Been making money for hours, it's called Futures™
look it up

>>54284047
Long term crab to fuck over the options buyers so it will pump today to offset yesterday's dump

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTF THE FUCK WAS THAT

When does the market open?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54284077
Checked. Good work as always.

FUCK THAT

>>54284077
2 seconds late?!

We are finished 3% down, at least.

>>54284081
NOW

>>54283926
let me guess:
>immunotherapy
the story of that shit is really interesting. the tl;dr is (and I hope I got it right) that some american doctor documented how people who had some skin cancer (IIRC) would somehow improve a bit when they had some infections (some 100+ years ago, when docs didn't have the knowledge they have today), so the guy started administering the patients these pathogens and it worked for some of them, but was ignored by the medical community...
a couple of decades ago, some research docs rediscovered his research and realized how valuable it was, and started experimenting. their work has become experimental treatments that are as good or even better than chemotherapy

or is it CRISPR?

Bobos finally btfo. We be pumping today. Is there actually any good reason for why the market should dump? Earnings are great, inflation is only bad for the average joe (and only slightly because of the higher wages), and banks and the state are making ridiculous money because of inflation. Bobos had last year

ЧTO ЗA БЛЯTЬ ЭTO

>>54283979
What are you a poorfag.

>>54284103
edited polio virus injected into tumor

>>54284123
Rich people dont spend money on tickets. They collect ticket sales.

>>54284136
IDK man I seen some rich motherfuckers at games.

I bought BOIL at 6.3 and plan to hold onto it for the rest of the year or until it hits 7 dollars or higher again.

*yawns*

>>54284108
>Is there actually any good reason for why the market should dump?
Yes.
>What
Like we haven't told you about 400000x the past few months

>>54284112
WHY YOU HATE UKR

>>54284096
Omg omg omg she is BEAUTIFUL I am literally in love and touching myself while fantasizing about a life with her omg

FRC at 14 looking slurpable... 20-30% easy gains...

>>54283394
People working with hands make more money than educated people in my country. Significantly shorter education (0/1y vs 3/5y) and unlike "higher education jobs", you will get hired straight away and with benefits. Doing STEM and research was the biggest mistake of my life (even though I love research). Sure, a whole lot of them are spiteful people that take way too much pride in their ridiculous work and think they are ultra macho for being able to fix a door handle but you can't argue with how much money they are making

WHY IS EVERYTHING DUMPING?!!?!? I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS THE DUMP DAY AND NOW WE'RE CLEARED TO PUMP!!!
>>54284174
Hearing about those people is starting to fucking annoy me. You know, just GIVE UP if you cannot defend your own land; with YOUR own money/weapons.
Why beg all of us for help? What do we get? Dead slavs is hardly a benefit for me.

>>54284163
What if it reverse splits?

>>54284103
CRISPR is basically gene editing by insertion or deletion
The mechanisms are very complicated but the end result is it allows us to add or remove elements of a genetic code, once we know what those sequences 'do'

>>54284190
Same. I regret being an office drone. Now I am 30 and have no real skills in terms of repairing or building anything. I could actually easily afford a "fixer upper" home but would end up spending a lot of money as I have no idea to do anything myself.

>>54284190
>e money than educated people in my country
The only tradies that can do well are oil workers and some electricians. Rest are mid tier in the US. Tech workers are 75k+ not the least the 265k total comps for SWE at big companies.
>>54284226
>lot of money as I have no idea to do anything myself.
Its not that hard to figure it out. Watch a couple youtube videos.

>>54284134
>>54284225
so a mix of both, I guess

>>54284265
No it's not CRISPR its immunotherapy

>>54284226
I sure hope you're not IN the office. As a WFH chad, I since had the time to learn a lot by myself. And have the time to do shit and fix shit by myself. All while being paid a lot.

>pump
I open more shorts
>dump
I make money

>>54284265
found the paper:
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa1716435
>PVSRIPO immunotherapy

>>54284277
right

apologize.

>>54284283
More like

>pump
I open more shorts
>dump
I recover a fraction of my losses
t. Bobo

The covered calls I sold a couple of weeks ago are up 46%.

>ARKK
Cathie tongues my prepuce

>>54284108
>market dumping
You jinxed it

>>54284282
I am 2 days in, 3 days at home. Maybe I could learn how to do these things. It just seems too late for some reason. I wouldn't even know how to put up drywall. I guess with YouTube videos I could figure some stuff out.

BOBO ARE YOU OK?????

Fuck I think I got a wash sale tag.

>>54284308
Who is she btw
Also what does NAFO stand for

>>54283978
Trending back upwards, no telling what will happen when the draw report is released (10:30).

>>54284308
this chick is the most forced meme I've ever seen, I look forward to the new queen because this aint it

>>54284308
Thats cool but how are the shares doing that you sold the calls against?

>>54284265
Immunotherapy uses enzymes (antibodies are enzymes) to manipulate cellular regulatory pathways
To speed processes up or slow them down

WTHWT?!?!

>>54284332
i won't tell

>>54284335
What is draw report?

>NVDA up 3%
nice. this shit never gets old

>>54284249
In the US it's a bit different. Hell, I got an offer to work there as an electrical engineer and holy moly the money they were offering... but since I am not vaxxed, I am screwed.
In Scandinavia, any kind of trade job earns essentially the same amount of money as an engineer. Plus you work less since trades involve a lot of downtime and travel. The older I become, the more I regret falling for the meme of "doing what I love" since the pay is shit. 12h/day (including weekends) for the same amount of money as someone fresh out of trade school (1y). Academia sure is great
Anyway, fugg these 25 bps that all banks seem to be doing nowadays? That is such a pussy thing to do since it doesn't amount to anything but makes it seem like the banks have given it some thought.

>>54284360
How much got pulled from storage to use since last draw.

>>54284357
This game sucks desu senpai.

>>54284346
>>54284292
the long and short of it is it sets your brain on fire and at the right dose it will only btfo the tumor but they havent quite got it dialed in yet

>>54284366
What exactly are people imagining that they are frontrunning in Nvidia atm?

>>54284360
https://ir.eia.gov/ngs/ngs.html

>>54284051
i talk with them a bit. i'm trying to get multiple characters to interact and get better at character positioning commands

>NFLX up 7%

what the fuq

>>54284387
Truth is, most cancers are glucose-dependent, and would starve to death if the afflicted individual fasted for a week
Fasting used to be commonplace treatment from doctors to patients
I'll repeat
MOST CANCERS ARE GLUCOSE DEPEDENT SO FASTING WILL KILL IT

>>54284335
NG draw reports almost make me nostalgic. Made some good many trading it back when I was trading nat gas

>>54284340
Absolute shit. The only way I've made any money off this trash (SENS) is by selling calls and puts. Just hoping for an exit pump at some point in the next couple of years. My average is pretty low. The company has a good product but garbage management.
>>54284334
Selena la goblina

>>54284408
not only that. from what I've read, people are also moving money from regional banks to big banks...

>>54284334
North Atlantic Faggot Organization. Its an offshoot/succesor of NAMBLA (North Atlantic Man Boy Love Association) and yes it is as disgusting as you think it is. 2023 is really bringing the heat.

>>54284374
Doing what you love is worth it, don't get so confused. You must simply have the balls to accept that failure is possible. Don't be such a coward that you just go for the sure thing. That's how you end up with fat girls.

>>54284408
What are the odds Tesla did same shit with cash as SVB and will get crushed. That's the only reason he has forgotten about hyper inflation.

>>54284338
You're just mad because you're a sexist, racist, islamaphobe, who doesn't support trans rights.

>>54284408
oh no!
that sucks

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54284390
AI and the almost daily new advances for the last 2ish months. CUDA being the front runner until AMD does something

>>54284374
>Anyway, fugg these 25 bps that all banks seem to be doing nowadays?
It takes like a year for rate hikes to come in. So they want to keep going to break inflation but dont want to delay and waste time in case it wasnt enough.

>>54284421
t. schizo

Cancer will grow faster when starved of carbohydrates, as it will literally fill the rest of your body trying to get them.

>>54284390
Ai is da futer

>>54284427
It's terrifying to me! I just bought back in a little bit ago. I don't think we're at the low yet, but I just want to swing it some.

>>54284422
They're going to lay off like 10% of their staff. You heard it here first.

Why do I feel like we're about to violently dump?

Is it me or more than half the put position at 260 got covered on NVDA?

>>54284484
because this is the start of the Big One (gigapump or gigadump)

>>54284463
>>54284475
>two more decades until AI will make money
it'll eventually come down to that meme, won't it?
will AI be the new "cold fusion"?

>>54284484
It feels tenuous and sketchy.

>>54284468
Wrong open a textbook
Blood glucose levels during true fasting are very low, the cancer is not being fed enough to spread
It doesn't 'go searching for more'

I hope that anon who was pondering buying calls on COIN yesterday didn't go through with it unless they were pretty far out

>>54284479
>10%
rookie numbers

>>54284506
You are wrong and will make your cancer significantly more aggressive.

>>54284503
based rocker poster

>>54284502
AI is basically at the computer stage that of the early 90s? where Google, Apple and so on were made in garages. so yeah pretty much

>>54284478
It should turn around sooner rather than later, but it's always hard to call when that happens between march an april. Looking at the last storage report, I wouldn't want to buy right now.

>>54284449
Hell no dude, I have standards. But it simply sucks that I will have to save for a ridiculous amount of time just to be able to afford a shitty house. Fuck loans and fuck Scandinavian shitty banks. Hopefully I will have enough money to be able to afford a lifestyle on Svalbard so I get away from this normie situation we have going on here
Doing what you love simply isn't worth it in some cases, especially if it doesn't really lead anywhere. I can't move up the ladder since I don't play well with management because I refuse to suck cock. Academia has become so gay

>>54284529
The *good* John Rocker.

>>54284408
No the problem is we just printed 4 Amazons worth of money during covid, and there was only one Amazon to spend it at, so prices went up. Once they realized their mistake they had to recall that money through interest rate hikes, but the prices remained high. So now people are drawing from their savings to buy goods and services at these elevated prices because Amazon laid them off and they're not getting paid anymore.

Can FRC crash already so I can be done already

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6938162/

>>54284512
Cathie Wood managed to dump on people for once

I went all in on UEC in pre-market.
Help me

>>54284541
Nah you're a coward plain and simple

>>54284530
...like "cold fusion" still is, nowadays :^)
but I get what you're saying.

>>54284518
>he thinks I'm implying there will be only one round
Oh, dear.

>>54284527
>>54284552
>Fasting or fasting-mimicking diets (FMDs) lead to wide alterations in growth factors and in metabolite levels, generating environments that can reduce the capability of cancer cells to adapt and survive and thus improving the effects of cancer therapies. In addition, fasting or FMDs increase resistance to chemotherapy in normal but not cancer cells and promote regeneration in normal tissues, which could help prevent detrimental and potentially life-threatening side effects of treatments. While fasting is hardly tolerated by patients, both animal and clinical studies show that cycles of low-calorie FMDs are feasible and overall safe.

>>54284408
>Elon complaining that people are making rational financial decisions

Lol

lol, lmao even

>>54284408
What is his fucking problem? Make me a motorcycle you Boer cunt.

>>54284585
Fasting is fine. Fasting is not the same thing as denying yourself carbs. I did fail to clarify that. If you have cancer, and you decide a keto diet is going to save you, you are wrong and your cancer will spread. Some periods of fasting, with carbs still allowed when you break your fast, is perfectly fine.

>>54284560
As an ARKF baggie props to whoever tipped her off about the Wells notice

>>54284592
>overleveraged billionaire is butthurt he's about to lose most of his fortune so he talks his book on his $46BB forum
Cool.

Another day another dollar
God I love green

I remember the gookposter was saying they'd be a crash today. hope he hasn't rope already

bart

COIN is getting fucked!

>>54284592
>why can't my scam shitco's be funded with free gov money forever

these soican valley fags are finally feeling some reality

>>54284619
I never said keto, I said fasting for a week
Nor did I say ignore modern treatment options

Mad I sold 40 amd at 81

I regret not buying SOXL @ $6

>>54284650
You're right, I jumped too quickly because I know that people have some misconceptions about how this works. Fasting is good for you. No carbs is not.

>>54284647
I can't believe the """economic growth""" of the last 40 years was spamming them with free money.

>>54284619
Carbs and insulin are inflammatory which makes cancer spread worse

>>54284533
Yeah, I don't want to buy right now in the classical sense, I just want to in and out even a small claw back of losses. I might sell if I can make $20.

Bobo?

>>54284666
Keto is risky because most people don't drink enough water with all the protein/fat, so their kidneys and liver suffer
If done correctly, it is a viable lifestyle

so is nvda going to be the next trillion dollar company?

>>54284544
>to recall that money through interest rate hikes
could you explain how rising interest rates decrease the money supply?
debt, which is the entirety of money in existence, will need to be financed at higher rates, which in turn means more debt (money) to be created.
the only two things decreasing the money supply would be mass bankruptcies and "asset/ownership forfeitures"; both of which are NOT happening.
>inb4 FED balance sheet
the fed balance sheet is "somebodies" holdings. the the US gov to repay the principal to the FED they need to issue new debt. it is not a zero sum game.

>>54284656
to be fair that was a scary time

>>54284674
Yes in excess, but what you also don't want to do is allow your cancer to prefer a different fuel source, which it is fully capable of doing. If you're on keto, and your body is surviving on fat, guess what? Cancer will change it's dietary preferences and spread aggressively. A healthy amount of carbs can keep cancer localized. Too many is bad, too few is bad.

>>54284576
>only one round
I hope they have 10 rounds then...

>>54284693
>not in UUUU
lol m8

I have 130 Sqqq at 40

Fuck

>>54284706
maybe trillion dollars ain't what it used to be desu senpai

>>54284700
For people without cancer, keep in mind that keto will exclude things like drinking so this is a very strict diet.

>there are people who thought the meltup was over

I'm closing my position today if FRC goes over 17
>t. 33.8 FRC baggie

>>54284706
of course. Tech is where it's at. Always has been.

>>54284706
with a PE of 300, yeah

>>54284563
Why would you do such a thing?

>one red day
>instant zogslurp
Every time
The constant option expirations were a mistake

>>54284746

Anyone here bagholding sqqq

NVDA to 2000 by EOY

>>54284734
It's because I bought anon, the bogs have it out for me, it went to 52 week low 10 minutes after I bought

>>54284706
Tech is where you go in a "recession". Plus, tech stocks got raped last year so obviously they will recoil this year. Plus, semis are semis.
So yeah, NVDA going to the moon. And people were saying to short NVDA at 220...

>>54284739
We have idiots here betting against America. They're a lost cause. But it's thanks to them we get to get rich, we need idiots whose only purpose is to get stomped upon, serving as a stairway to elevate ourselves.

>>54284685
If you just want to trade the storage report, the best way I found is to trade the retracement of whatever the initial move is. It doesn't always work, but I was successful with it roughly 70% of the time.

>>54284791
I forgot there was a Mario movie lol.

>>54284672
>$950
>Unit cost: $25
>Made in the PRC

>>54284791

>>54284782
>tfw working in Semi industry
Shits booming despite the sanctions and tariffs

time to blaze it my niggas

>>54284806
That's why I only wear boots made by tweakers in Minnesota.

I warned you fucking idiots it was a bear trap.

>>54284739
>Meltup
>QQQ Same price as it was Dec 2020

>SOXL overtook SOXS

>>54284502
Wall St needed a paypig to exit pump on just before the recession sets in, and AI was the only game in town. Literally all there is to it. Nvidia didn't show anything groundbreaking in the conference the other day.
Look at how Cramer (and other obvious shills) have been shilling the crap out of Nvidia the last week. The signs are all there and when it starts to dump everyone will suddenly act like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The shooting star on the daily yesterday was the last warning for anyone with a brain. It may still run up a bit but not much for longer.
Also Nvidia isn't the only game in town, CUDA isn't the only way to write AI code, that's just dumb.
For example
https://github.com/timothybrooks/instruct-pix2pix
I work in tech so I deal with this stuff all the time. Watching Nvidia run up like that and everyone act like CUDA is the only way to do AI was kinda amusing ngl.
It helps to not take advice on tech from Wall St shills like Cramer and to actually research the tech for yourself. You could even have asked the AI threads on /g/ if you don't want to take my word for it.

>>54284792
>trade the retracement of whatever the initial move is
I do not understand the meaning of this but would be interested in knowing.

>>54284718
I will need to fact check this, but thanks for explanation.

>>54284171
Tell me one more time.

>>54284791
Easily +3-4% on the NASDAQ today IMO

>>54284836
https://www.mskcc.org/news/cancer-cells-eat-fat-grow-and-spread

here is this

CWEB
YINN
MARA
CLSK
RIOT
Another day another swing

>>54284627
33/share baggie being miserable as usual. Dunno how you buy and hold guys do it.

>>54284734
>UUUU at $5 again
Can this stock decide which direction it wants to go finally?

>>54284812
I'm in the back end equipment side, and it's rather gloomy

>>54284770
He's living his best life. Gaming and fucking that tight lil pussy

>>54284831
ty

The market should be MUCH higher right now IMO. Economy's still strong, terminal rate is here, recession not happening and even if it did it'd be bullish because it means QE. Look forward.

Bears lied to me

>>54284873
ikr
i'm unironically very jelly

>>54284866
You can't lose if you never sell

>>54284892
>sunk loss fallacy

human psychology is a helluva drug

>You could even have asked the AI threads on /g/
lmao, lol even. /g/ retards are in complete denial over AI once they understood they were threatened.
They were also the same retards going against Apple back in the day. And against Microsoft while they were at it, because why stop the retardation just there.

Always bet on the opposite of what these reddit retards do.

>>54284823
I can never remember whether a bear trap is bears getting trapped or bears laying the trap.

Either way, this is a crab trap.

>>54284872
A slight pullback from last year but last year was record breaking for all fab equipment MFRs
IMO, Semis are spurring a new arms race between US and China
The industry will receive immense investment from the feds until we are no longer dependent on China for chips

You guys bought FRC at 13 right? It's on its way back to 17 today.

>>54284911
It's bears getting trapped. The polar opposite of an exit pump. An entry dump if you will.

>>54284922
yessir been swinging this thing like crazy

Bears, what thesis do you have at this point?

>>54284828
they can't keep getting away with it... right?

>>54284911
Bear trap means short term dump when the long term trend is up. Also we can't be in a crab trap cause we are in a currently in a crab market(stuck in 380-400 range)

>>54284922
I did... but you'll keep bagholding so by the time you join the traders club it probably means FRC will get sold to JPM for 2/share.

>>54284909
>Threatened
The only tech jobs at threat are junior jobs.

migration
>>54284958

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>>54284950
gap being filled, back down soon pending on the bank situation.

>>54284950
There's literally none lol all evidence points to soft landing

>>54284952
i know as soon as i capitulate it will mega dump

>>54284791
Based

>>54284617
Why do you want a tesla motorcycle? That shit would just be over inflated and gay. Besides electric motorcycles suck, medium size bikes that weigh more than a boomer touring bike, low range, and no real involvement of the rider (basic like riding a big scooter).

>>54284801
Whenever you post this broad all I can think of is this guy right here.

>>54284827
We have much higher to go.

>>54284833
Retracement just means the market moving in the opposite direction. So if it moves up on news, it will soon try going in the opposite direction and retrace some part of that move shortly after. Sometimes this just means going back a bit before continuing, sometimes it's a complete reversal. Using Fibonacci numbers for this is popular, but it seems arbitrary to me.

In practice, some market, let's say ES futures, gets bullish news, shoots up let's say 50 points in a few minutes. You will very often see it drop back 20-30-40 before continuing up. Same with nat gas and storage reports.

I'm saying that it makes more sense to trade this, because you have no idea what the storage report will do. Big traders already priced in whatever their models show, you can't outsmart them. What you can be fairly certain in is that there will be some retracement after the initial move.

Like I said, it's not 100%. There is the rare occasion when there's basically no retracement or it's so small or late that you can't time it. It takes some practice to trade retracements since you need to time it well, but it's doable. I honestly just went by feeling and it worked more often than not. I always moved my position to breakeven very soon because my philosophy was that this is risky, so I'd rather not catch the move than get fucked on it.

Nat gas is a schizo market in general. Difficult to trade but doable and it's especially true on news.

>>54284770
That's a pretty sweet shirt. I hope it has a pocket for sunglasses and what-not.

>>54284892
t. SVB

>>54284770
I always see failed normies complaining about shirts like his, but the people that I've seen wearing stuff like it are fuckin pussy magnets. They just exude nonchalance and confidence.
Though, why would he buy 4090? Isn't that a massive overkill?

>>54285010
Ah, capped and saved, bless you. I had a chance at +$25 a bit ago but it started tanking fast and I wound up with $1.58 to the good for the day, still 177 net down. I was just hoping to get a little chunk towards that in a short swing but glad I got out when I did or I'd be at least 200 in the neg.

>>54285102
Tommy Bahama is the brand for you then, I guess.

Now Gold AND stocks are rising?What is this cunt market?

btw I hope you guys bought mass bulk of cocoa products in advance (I only eat 85-90% chocolate), don't look at cocoa and sugar.

>>54284831
>just before the recession sets in,
I don't actually see that happening.

I've been looking at numbers, I think most of what the Street has been replying to are Equity reports. Which is fine, that's their bread and butter. But if you're speaking economy at large, 40-50% of the US at any given time isn't in an Equity traded corporation.
And those companies seem to be getting legs.

I think we already stress tested small businesses in 20-21, and the inflation is stress testing some of the shittiest banks, but the rest of the economy is doing just fine. At least, where people are working and haven't packed it up to avoid paying that fucking nasty criminal DC who just installed a pedophile.

>>54285109
See what I meant? Down immediately, then up a bit, almost to where it was before the news. After this retracement period is done however, hard to tell where it goes.

are they really just going to keep the credit bank tradable until it hits 0?