/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck joe biden

Let the collapse begin.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWwvQKGjLI

I'm thinking BOIL 3.80

>>54277266
early bakers get the finger

I'm Jerome Powell and I get my Fed tips from /smg/

>Futures

Fellas, the banks are all pozzed up. Do not redeem.

SOXL NIGGAS GONNA NEED YA'LL TO PUT YA'LL'S FAITH IN ME AND GO ALL IN ON SOXL TOMORROW MY NIGGAS, DON'T MISS THE BOAT MY NIGGAS, THIS SOXL SHIT BOUTTA HIT 20'S AND DON'T BE GOING IN WITH FOMO A LITTLE TOO LATE

i hate zoomers so much it's unreal

>>54277300
Load my bags

The buck breaking will continue until the market improves.

>>54277300
Lowest it goes is $3.50 and the we rocket back up to $60. Don't miss out.

GameStop

>>54277336
The fuck I thought he was still in jail.

>>54277300
Redpill me on nat gas

>>54277336
Sneed it

>>54277335
where did u buy in

>>54277349
y, catalyst?

BOILSISTEEEEEERS

It's over. Stocks will never go up again. The peak of civilization already passed. Hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution and you were cursed enough to live through the the top. Remember this moment Anons. If you survive long enough, you will tell stories of the Before Time to children amongst the ashes.

>>54277349
You are the jim cramer of SMG> everything you touch or mention turns to shit.

You went bullish on the top of the cycle. congrats.

>>54277307
I baked above 300. Therefore I was not early.

>>54277300
natgas will come free in cereal boxes at this rate

the anon below this post is gay

I looooooooooooveeee men

>>54277419
The anon above this post sucks cock

Rank them in order anons:
Crypto
Day Trading
Stock Investing
Options Trading
DeFi

i’m just naming them not listing

I think we can all agree women and Jews are to blame for today although women owe me sex that needs to be said out loud.

I haven't been horny the past couple days

>>54277436
My lack of digits will prove that your claim is false!

>>54277453
Same desu. I just deleted a huge chunk of my porn because I didnt want to look at it. Hoping this feeling continues. What stock should I buy to financially gain from this new feeling?

Tomorrow we pump, lads. I hope everyone bought the dip.

Threw away the potatoes I was shoving up my ass

Now if I die, I can rest assured nobody will find that out

my family hates me

>>54277480
stop being gay

Hey bros what kind of trading do you think is the best?
>>54277445
I’d honestly want DeFi but it feels so fugging scammy. I like the concept though

>>54277349
fuck this retard, here are the projections for 2023. we are catching falling knives until august. plus theta decay. dont listen to the bagholders

>>54277489
Live in a better country loser

Fuck I hate Yellen so much.
t. Bank baggie

>>54277489
We love you bro
no homo
the anon below me is a jew
my digits confirm this claim

>>54277499
Once Russia capitulates to the Ukraine BOIL is gonna 10x

>>54277516
fuck
what did I do to wrong you kek?? Am I the kike? I am now a kike. I will steal

the anon below this post had sex with yellen

>>54277531
I am the money grabber the kike man
Gimme the shekels goyim

>>54277508
Imagine unironically buying bank stocks
It's like buying an ETF except instead of real companies it's your debtmaxx'd friends' underwater mortgages and 7yr car loans

>>54277407
>>54277499
You chuds don't get it. There is no way natural gas can fall much more. They've been artificially suppressing the prices for a long time now and now that the banks are failing and we are entering a period of hyper inflation, any gay charts you have won't matter. BOIL will be $60 by next January

>>54277528
why would it increase? i feel like trade normalizing would be bearish. at war we are at low lows

Are commodities unironically the upcoming play?

If the anons above and below me are faggots then I will marry a jewess and never have to come here for financial advice again.

>>54277489
stop being gay

>>54277567
the poop speaks for itself, you just have to listen
>t. bagholder of 3000 OXY shares

>>54277597
you don't understand
they hate me because i choose my woman over them

>>54277564
bagholder

>>54277567
Gold & silver are

>futures

gotta make up for that epic dump earlier I guess. But I'm expecting it all to bleed again on thursday and friday.

>>54277357
damn those some nice fat tits there

>PSNY

>>54277669
Not buying your gayhorse.

financial advice: go to the dentist regularly

What the FUCK happened today?

>>54277567
I think that was last year. Now they're shitting the bed too aside from Gold

>>54277669
Do you think a female has ever posted in /smg/? Mathematically, females are half the planet. Yet, I never see them. I don't see them at work. I don't see them on 4chan. They're out there somewhere, living their lives just like me, peeing and pooping.

>boomer manager: “ya, mr. cummies, this diff be bussin n sheeeiitt frfr”

>>54277719
As someone who recently paid over $10,000 in dental fees over the course of the last several months, can confirm.

>>54277669
The sad thing is they tried really hard, but silver can't hide the fact she's unable to breast feed because of her lack of tits and the other one is a jew.

>>54277732
JPOW basically admitted what we have always suspected, he doesn't know WTF is going on

>>54277745
are you allowed to call ebonics "ebonics"? I thought that was racist.

>>54277336
I thought the dude was in witness protection program for snitching

>>54277744
classic shit posts like this are what built 4chan, and we need to bring them back.
Now its all shizo this, tranny that, baka desu.

>>54277745
We 30-40 year olds at work use zoomer speak to the 20-30 year olds sometimes but semi-ironically. Zoomer speak feels like it's pretty much halfway to ebonics.

>>54277744
We used to have a female namefag, she's probably dead now. We got more info on personal health than anything regarding lot sizes of trades, but she was pretty spot on with her entries on futures. So yes, and she's either dead or too rich ti care.

>>54277758
They sell extractors on Amazon for like 50 bucks pussy

>>54277794
>be in witness protection
>be moved to new location, given new identity
>still have tattoos all over face and rainbow teeth
>everyone knows you're a snitch
how could this happen

>>54277809
Based and outlaw pilled.

Futures.

Tomorrow will be a blood bath.
I hope you defended yourself.

>>54277744
Fucking Checked!!!

Oh shit. I figured it out. We need to short climate change. They're literally building it up so climate change is fat as fuck. DEI, ESG, all this shit they dumped all the money in we just short it and cut the cord. It's so fucking easy.

>>54277762
QE back on the menu despite what he said. The fed balance sheet cant just absorb all those losses from the banks and say falls within our current tightening plan. Double ledger accounting doesn't work that way. The debit goes somewhere.

what about the girl at mobie night

>>54277919
That was baggie

>>54277744
I think we had a tranny for a while
>>54277853
RKG had most feminine bepis
R.I.P.

>>54277890
I think he was expected to get them lazered off or something kek

>>54277762
>JPOW basically admitted what we have always suspected, he doesn't know WTF is going on
For me it was "inflation is transitory" that was largely sufficient to create and reinforce this suspicion.
>>54277732
I am told the market was pricing in 25 bepis, but I personally think over this week they went well beyond pricing in 25 bepis and were in stead pricing in a pivot, not without justification because of the two trillion dollar backstop for retarded bankers. I have been told this has not actually entered circulation. That is probably a lie, but perhaps it is true. For that FOMC meeting, at least, there was no pivot to be had as the 2% inflation goal was re-affirmed, with the warning that they will continue to raise rates if they need too at the press conference. Meanwhile, should the two trillion dollar backstop find itself utilized I can only imagine the inflation explosion.

>>54277508
I mean the Big Four and some of the regionals will obviously survive. Good luck picking out the good ones though. Any of the ones that were already good are probably overpriced as is and we could lose a few of the fringe ones

We need to convince white women to only have sex with white men, and white men to have sex with all the cis women they want. 2 girls 1 white dude needs to be the new norm.

>>54277952
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GO SHORT WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!! GO SHORT BAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54277952
this a change in policy from on high?

>>54277952
you say that, but the reality will be 2 walled roasties ready to settle down and 1 dude. In spite of being over thirty myself, I am really not prepared to open the can of worms that is women my age who are still single.

>>54277744
>Do you think a female has ever posted in /smg/?
of course half of /smg/ posters identify as female

>>54277677

>>54277972
>Why won't they like me on tinder
Got banned from Hinge today, not even sure what for. Picrel is me

>>54277952
sorry I need a melinated fucktoy who will berate me for being white before I mouthfuck the brat out of her

>>54277952
>convince
faggot

>>54277942
>Powell: in theory the banks should start restricting lending, and that should help with inflation
>reporter: and what if banks don’t start restricting lending like you expect?
>Powell: we’ll have to do more rate hikes then

That combined with Yellen saying she won’t insure all US depositors to Congress and has no plans of even considering it tanked the market

>futes

>>54277677
Hmm. I'm kinda cynical about dumps at this point. SPY ended up where it was last week.

>>54277998
I get a lot of matches on Hinge and I don't respond to any of them

>>54277939
Wait nevermind she bought go pro and kept averaging in and probably got killed and sold the covid bottom.

>>54277998
Did you include a screenshot of your robinhood balance and a pic of magnum condoms? That way the hoes know you're rich ang got a huge dick.

Shout out to my niggaz shorting COIN

>>54277919
>girl
is anyone gonna tell him?

>>54278009
I don't think they give a shit about the market right now. All the shit we've been through and it has been annoyingly resilient we will probably be back at 4k tomorrow

>>54277952
First we need to convince white women to stop having sex with dogs and niggers.

>>54277998
>>54277952


Can't make a Chad out of a Chud. Can't make a winner out of a loser. Without UUUUUUUUUU oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ho ho ho

I lost big today /biz/ and not in a good way

>>54278055
czeched.

>>54278070
You should have bought FAZ and DRV. I only went down .05% because I own some bearish stuff.

>>54278055
This.
based

>>54278031
>include a screenshot of your robinhood balance and a pic of magnum condoms?
I'd rather buy an escort and actually have MY fun than have hoes swipe on me for my account balances. These bitches want to larp as Disney princesses and you faggot normies actually believe the lie in thinking they deserve to be treated that well. It's hilarious. I'm no nice guy, but hoes don't even like nice guys. The apps are to train young horny men to liking traps. Simple as. I got banned from Hinge for probably commenting something overtly sexual on some kissie duck painted makeup faced battle ship that is over 300 lbs. The absolute state. I put my occupation as Comfy at Retired, they think I'm loser, and I am, but they are literally slaves. Sorry frens

>>54277480
hope you made backups

Hopefully the FRC Capital Infusion news comes soon so I can dump these bags

I've seen this pattern before in futures. It's called a bear flag.

>>54277998
did you try talking to a foid more than 6 months younger than you or somethign

>>54278096
DRV had a nice kip-up today.

>>54278024
Where I live, Erie, Pennsylvania, there are always these thicc teen girls who hang out in front of Subway hoping some guy, like me, will buy them a sandwich. Sometimes the feel sorry for them and I give them a footlong. They always want me the most unhealthy sandwich on the menu. Either a supreme meats or a big Philly. And then the proceed to practically inhale the sub they eat it so fast. I don’t know how they stay so thicc it seems like they are always hungry and not getting enough to eat

>Futures pumping

They're gonna gigapump tomorrow aren't they? PPT to the rescue

>>54278070
did u sell?

>>54278139
No visible matches unless you pay. my age range is 18 to 99. It's all a scam to hit you with fake likes so you pay for premium and see them. Fell for that nigger bullshit once before and never again. So then you just swipe when it's free time and hope you swipe right on someone that already liked you, which is impossible because they purposely don't show you those people until you pay. Such a fucking bullshit nigger rigged scam Meta is pulling for revenue. Short meta

We healing niggas

I literally cannot get a credit card. Never had any sort of debt. 6 figure income. 6 figure trading account. But I never needed student loans or a car loan so I have no credit score. Can't even get shitty credit cards like chime. What the fuck. How am I supposed to build my credit?

>>54278203
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54278204
I was able to get a Discover It card with zero credit history and no job, credit line was like 7500 a few months later
I'll give you a referral link if you want

>>54278176
Futures pumping the night before scares me. I feel like that never ends well….

>>54278203
WTFWT

>>54278215
>>54278204
Fuck off I want that 100 dollars take my ref link instead

>>54277987
I prefer significantly larger ones but those are nice too

WHY ARE
>futures
GOING UP THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN
THE OTHER MARKETS HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO REACT YET

>>54277482
Bullshit from the bull's mouth.

>>54278237
See >>54277913

>>54278219
Guarantee the markets go back up 2% tomorrow, because PPT, and JPow needs credibility so they can't let markets crash yet

>>54278215
Thanks anon. Don't send the link though. Can't trust links these days. Scoops was (supposedly) able to get his hands on some people's info after he got doxxed. But can you tell me what the name of the card was? I'll try applying later.

>>54278237
Positive gdp, low unemployment, disinflation happening, banks stable, this is the soft landing

>>54277453
I've been extra horny these past couple days. I get back from my bike ride and I want to fuck

>>54278199
i thought all dating sites and apps owned by MTCH

>>54278231
Fuck you my referral is $500

So bobos... would you tell that, you feel euphoric?

Wait why arent we credit card referral milling each other

>>54278317
Because I don't want to get doxxed

>>54278278
>>54278310
It was priced in and is under control.

>>54278310
March inflation report will come in cooling

In addition the fed will confirm the pause.

We are going home bull bros.

>>54277543
why would you have sex with her

>>54278289
It is just a fed honeypot no different than here. Shame these hoes want their little faggot normie federal agents instead of actual player-characters, but these hoes are federal agents themselves, it's just last year they sent me a disgusting big slam piggie that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Send me something agents. Or do I save my seed for the market?

>>54278215
Thank you so much anon!

>>54278394
NOOOOO MY FREE 100 DOLLARS YOU LITERALLY LEFT 100 DOLLARS ON THE TABLE THATS LIKE A DAY OF WORK FOR ME AGGDHSHUSUWHSUSH

>>54278394
you're welcome, king

Prepare your ansus tomorrow mumu it's world bear day

>>54278401
>100 DOLLARS
>LIKE A DAY OF WORK
Lol uhh, where do you work, anon? That's awfully low...

>>54278379
They literally said they are pausing today but leaving hikes on the table in case they need to bat down inflation. The only thing not on the table in 2023 is a rate cut which is actually hyper bullish because it implies the fed has inflation under control and they will plan the cuts instead of panic cutting.

>>54278289
>owned by MTCH
Sorry goy your profile is only 80% complete until you link your Spotify and IG accounts. The heemings will continue until you give us your data, then we will improve your morale because you aren't in control goy.

>>54278203

>>54277744
They're at home, getting dick-on-delivery from 10/10 males. They don't go out to "meet people" anymore because they don't need to. They'd rather be alone and have an occasional fling. When they do leave the house, out of necessity, they are actively trying to avoid contact with men because they don't need you.

Long BMBL

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/legendary-investor-jeremy-grantham-says-the-stock-bubble-is-still-deflating-and-the-market-will-bottom-in-2024-amid-the-feds-horror-show/ar-AA18sGa0

I got fucking rekt trading FOMC today. Feel like shit.

>fed pause is actually bullish despite high inflation and interest rates while near market highs in sectors that rose due to record lows in both
lmao

>>54278509
Wouldn't surprise me if it actually turned out to be bullish. This market is unpredictable

why are pivotards like this?

>>54278434
>>54278423
OHHH YEAH I AM THINKIN THAT WE MAY IN FACT BE BACK

>>54278523
fed pauses always led to fed pivots, which always preceded recessions. you don't need to frame this as fighting le retarded bobos, the market fundamentally works according to the business/rate cycle

>>54277336
How can you tell with this nigger?

Why does the Cleveland fed not have nowcasts for april yet?

What happened with the Fed meeting today? I know the market dropped a little. But was anything interesting said?

Weird biggest gainers of the NASDAQ on the day that ends in a dump after the Fed hike/outlook.
"blank check"

>>54278553
>which always preceded recessions
[source needed]

>>54278594
Biotech pumps are so weird.

PLTR goes up now?

>>54278605
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS
>Shaded areas indicate U.S. recessions.

Whenever I get anxious or nervous, I simply remember the power of the indomitable human spirit and our ability to overcome anything that we set our minds to. We can succeed together, nothing is beyond our reach.
Just chill out. It will all be okay. You've just gotta believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wImrtj1IFq8

Well, I guess that's it? We gaan.

>>54278591
JPow said that the bailouts(backstops) weren't QE cause they were loans.

>futures neon green
>remember the last month we had no fomc meetings

gang are we 3 years into a lost decade?

>>54278433
Convenience store. Sorry I wasn't born into wealth and didn't immediately get a 6 figure job at my daddy's/uncle's company right out of college.

>>54278204
The based Capital One Quicksilver One card is what I used when bogged down by student debt and had like a sub 600 credit score. Still havent paid a penny into my student loans and im at 770 now. I think I have like 10k credit limit between all my cards if I needed it

i scrubbed my uerthra too hard with a loafa and now my uerthra is swollen. now selena will never be able to have my kids.

>tfw you realize in a few hundred years it'll be the 7th century of a 7000 year Jewish calendar (Shmita Millenium)

it's all expected so why market dumped?

>>54278787
Thanks. But another anon pointed me to "Discover It" and I got approved a couple minutes ago. I appreciate it though.

>>54278492
i accidentally didnt get wrecked, praise the lord. usually i am right about whats going to happen, but i doubt myself and buy the opposite direction. today was the same, except that it pumped for a split second after the dot-plot was released and i sold then. but i was right, it was a red day even on low bepis.

>>54278813
this post is antisemitic

I bought kratos stock yesterday.

>>54278787
I swear to fucking God the Supreme Court better not fuck me over...

>>54278724
I mean, isn't it obvious?

>>54278787
>>54278204
yeah just get the capital one GUARANTEED CARD. I had no credit and built it up from 600>720 in a year. super simple. You literally cannot be rejected since it's essentially prepaid money and has a yearly fee, so they will never lose money off you.

>>54278724
cold war is getting a little warm

You bought CHEWY puts right

>>54277894
kek incredible

>>54277783
it has been promoted to AAVE, bigot. they even teach it as a college class now (lel).

>shorted SOXL at 10
It'll go down s-soon enough

>>54278724
Why the fuck did I have to be born in 01. Miss the fucking entirety of a 15 year bullrun AND the 20-21 COVID crash and rally. God I fucking hate my life. Quietly hoping banks completely fucking fail and crash the market.

I just want BOIL to go to $3 already so I can buy long dated calls for the summer

also fk SOXL, im not touching that garbage in a high rate environment when tech is laying off 10k people every other week.

>>54278948
Could be worse, you could be born in 91 and miss all of that too

DXY looks like a disaster, very shallow pumps followed by megadumps

anybody buy one of these things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNv1kYmQas

To the anon in the earlier thread who suggested I get a screw extraction kit to fix my chair.... thanks...
Now there's half of an extraction drill bit stuck inside half of a bolt stuck inside my chair

>>54278988
Apeslop

reddit is boboposting and they aren't even calling him bobo. this is a new low for /smg/.

>>54278724
jap was an isolated incident. same with Weimar. but now, the whole world continues to print and bail out banks.
because we no longer have the need to print physical currency notes or back them with commodities, there really is no downside. all you need to do is make all transactions instantaneous and code in some exponents, then allow all money to flow In Real Time (TM), ie, pay you by the picosecond instead of monthly. that is the future.

any good financial podcast recommendations?
preferably not hosted by cishet, white men

>>54278988
It's for wolf of wall st wanna be's

>>54279056
your mum casts her lips around my pod, pussy.

>>54279056
I like Slate Money. The host is Felix Salmon. He's an Englishman, but pretty cool. The cohosts are two women. Yes, they're all fairly liberal, but they know their shit (mostly, Elizabeth is a bit hit/miss sometimes, but she's new). It's out every Saturday morning. The most recent one on the bank failures was pretty informative

>>54279089
thanks, i'll check it out

>>54278423
I'm cash gang, but this gets me thinking it's bear time

>>54278724
Not quite. It you are hard worker living in North America you are good.

>>54279002
>taking any real world advice from anyone in this general seriously

psst, hey kid, want some gains?

>>54279043
bobo gets posted on stocktwits too. people dont know his name there either.

dow jones vs bitcoin 5 year chart

>>54279219
Well, I was making some progress... but as I said in the last thread, I'm not actually that handy. In the end, I managed to not fix my chair, I wasted $15 on a screw extraction kit and some bolts, I broke three other drill bits, I almost started a fire, and I covered my office in metal shards.

>>54279240
something something return to mean

>>54279240
no correlation

>>54279219
futures

you know what, i just don't care about digits anymore

>>54279258
Oh it's you poem anon. Well knowing your history, I'd recommend sperging out and destroying your chair out of anger kek.

>>54279262
the sell offs are pretty coordinated if you look closely. and of course KO and JNJ are correlated to bitcoin dude it makes sense if you don't think about it

>>54279002
JB WELD
>JB WELD
JB WELD
FUCK THE BOLTS AND SCREWS
JUST
>JB WELD
JB WELD
>JB WELD
THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>>54279272
Yeah, I got pretty close to that... I was holding a hammer and looking at it angrily. But I'm a better person than I was last fall, so instead I put everything away. The chair still works, but I can't put any weight on the left armrest...
>>54279292
I can give that a shot

HEY YOU FUCKING NIGG3RS WHY DON'T WE ALL BUY THE SAME STOCK AND THEN DUMP IT AT THE SAME TIME WE COULD ALL BE RICH

>>54279272
then callng TBLT customer service while taking an ice bath to see if they have any tips

>>54279056

I'm a big fan of The Compound and Friends. They are both jews though....

Still, they are pretty cool NY Brooklyn type dudes. One of them even made the CEO of Crowdstrike nervous by bringing up Hunter Biden's laptop lol. Shit was great. They have good guests too

>>54279307
I'm proud of you. You're growing as a person. Remember, there is meaning to life. The meaning of life is to buy BOIL shares at 52 week lows.

>>54279359
Isn't BOIL supposed to be a tax filing nightmare though? Filing for 2022 was already a pain in the ass because I sold some covered calls... never doing that again. I'm just going to stick to gambling

>>54279056
Rational Reminder
Many Happy Returns
The Compound and Friends
Animal Spirits
Wealthion
Patrick Boyle(not really a podcast but semi long videos on a topic)
Invest Like The Best with Patrick O'Shaughnessy\
Forward Guidance

I missed the meeting. Futures were deep green when I last check then the day ended giga red. What happened?

TND edition

>>54279380
Taxes? I don't file taxes on my stocks. I make the cucks at the IRS do it for me and then file a very long term payment plan to draw it out forever. I only file trades with the IRS when I lose money on trades (which is never)

>>54279056
Eurodollar University is the only one that isn't trash. Maybe odd lots sometimes.

>>54279380
Why is it any different than any other stock? You buy/sell and record gainz?

>>54275281
This anon mentioned a reverse gamma squeeze on NVDA, how would that work, what would cause it? Idk a lot about options or gamma squeezes or what causes them.

>>54279404
>Taxes? I don't file taxes on my stocks.
Because the IRS doesn't care about $10 in capital gains. Just kidding. What's new with you Rocker?

>tfw just accidentally doxxed myself on /fit/ for a couple minutes before realizing
I literally feel nauseous

>>54278988
Wasteful trash, and I say that as someone that owns more than one mini midi keyboard.

>>54279502
Wish I had good news. Had to fire an employee, so now I had to go back to full time again. Made it about 3 weeks part time before my retard employees proved they couldn't handle it without me there. I'm starting to have serious back problems so I'm in constant pain, but I just live with it. I have an ok staff now, but my body is starting to betray me from years of physical labor. Things could be worse, but getting old sucks man.

>>54279542
maybe if you moved a weight ever your back would be strong enough to handle not sitting at a desk for 14 hours a day

>>54279542
Working on my core and stretching daily helped a lot. It takes some of the strain off my back. I say that as someone who also worked for a living. Weight loss can't hurt either.

>>54279391
old

>>54279542
Roughly how old are you to be living in constant pain

>>54279542
Get you a moderate weight kettlebell and a mobility/yoga exercise in at least 4 days a week before you end up with a cartoon character posture. Alternatively swim if your joints are really turning to dust already.

>>54279603
Constant pain isn't an age it's an inevitability. People that say it doesn't hurt just have a stoic mindset.
t. 36

>>54279554
>>54279603
>>54279586
I'm 35 years old. It's my sciatic nerve that's causing me problems so it's not muscular. Also I'm not a cubicle cuck so I don't know what you're on about with the sitting at a desk thing. I know I need to stretch that would help. My dad has serious back problems so I know it's hereditary. His back got so bad he was on fentanyl patches for years. I don't have health insurance so I don't have a lot of options. Also all this talk if lifting weights and losing weight is unfounded. I'm not fat. I'm very strong and am 6'1" and only 235lbs. There are much fatter people than me.

what Monetary policy firming means?

>>54279640
literal blown up roidheads at your height struggle to break 200 pounds when they're lean
you're not just weak, you're easily 50 pounds overweight too
50 pounds+ of extra blubber crushing your weak little spine and compressing your nerves

>futures

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54279643
Watching and holding, which means Pausing without saying pausing

>>54279668
Came in to post this

>>54279675
why don't they say it directly rather than more diplomatic way?

>>54279695
>>54279668
didnt ask. stfu

>>54279640
>6'1''
>only 235lb
Bro I'm 6'2'', 175 on a well fed day, and active and I've had the dang ol sciatic pain since I was 30. You're carrying too much weight, simple as.
Us tall folks are born to elf mode, you can't be keeping pace with dwarves you'll just hurt yourself.

>>54277942
Transitory issues creating inflation, is what was meant. Supply chains etc

>>54279668
>literal blown up roidheads at your height struggle to break 200 pounds when they're lean
you're not just weak, you're easily 50 pounds overweight too
50 pounds+ of extra blubber crushing your weak little spine and compressing your nerves
>roidheads
>Struggle to break 200lbs
Next time just tell me you're 5'5" on a good day.

>>54279712
>6'2"
>175lbs

>>54279739
At least skeletron there can take his shirt off without having a spare tire and swinging hairy man tits

>>54279762
You've seen me without my shirt, I look fine.

If SPY goes to 400 again im gonna buy like 3k worth of puts a few days out for 392 or 393.

>>54279707
the fed has to sound tough

>>54279791
Spare tire, titties slightly obscured by full body nigger wool, tiny stick arms. Also who are you again

Bongs had 10.4% inflation.

>>54279739
No, I'm otter+ for sure. That man probably weighs 150 or so depending on height.
You need to lose weight if you want your joint problems to get better.

>>54278055
you just know

am i going to get gaped by my SPY 400 calls expiring on monday? i bought before the dump

>>54279791
>The face of all bobos
lol.

>>54277291
I came here to read this.
>>54278009
Gotta love idiots.
>if the stocks fall or the money gets pulled, then the market will fail!
>I better pull my money and sell my stocks!
lol. every single time like lemmings. meanwhile, on the other side of the room is someone Buying those Panic sales, and DCAing into the literal lowest cost per share by inflation rate in decades.
>>54278199
I find that walking up to ladies on the street and smearing their makeup left or right tends to get me lots of introductions to pretty women. No success, but I did have a couple of them slap me, and one of them showed me her gun.
>>54278237
I told you, I already capitulated.
>>54278988
That's a nice way to watch your positions without staring at a screen. And the ability to give you warnings when things happen. Very nice. If I get to a comfy level of trading, I'm gonna pick some of those up.
>>54279819
That's gonna leave a mark. Do they make anything I can buy to help them out? Sounds like an opportunity.

>>54279827
You are going to bleed out money no matter what I think, but I think SPY will probably end at like 397 this week

Source: My ass

>>54279812
Well then ask yourself this. If we were to go toe to toe, winner takes bussy, wrestling match. Do you think you could take me? Who I am isn't relevant

>boo hoo life is so hard i hate working wagie job my boss sucks it isnt fair
its your own fault. i told you to go to college and get some sort of STEM degree but you said it was a scam because a youtube rapper said it in a song but here i am with a 75k job right out of college and youre busting your back delivering packages for Fed ex still. i dont feel sorry for you and you dont deserve my money or any handouts.

>>54279827
Yeah, but it's cause it's gonna stay flat, not cause it's gonna dump

>>54279516
i mean, it's just a toy/decoration. no one is gonna use it for trading

>>54279640
This sort of stretch fixed my back 95%+ no lie
https://youtu.be/P_4CL4VS3Ug

>>54279844
Yes. I spend most of my extreme early retirement free time on exercise and mixed martial arts. The deck is stacked extremely in my favor.

>>54279861
My dad has an extensive stretching routine he does everyday. I don't know why I don't do it too. I think I'm a glutton for punishment and like to see how much pain I can take, but if I move the wrong way sometimes at work my legs give out and that's not something I should ignore.

>Found out a niche game from my teenagehood, GrimGrimoire, is getting an enhanced edition for Switch/PS4 & 5 in April

>Its fucking $50

What the hell, I remember getting it at the bargain bin for $10 the same year it released over a decade ago. Even video games are getting heemed by inflation, what the shit.

>>54279847
>I just entered a wage cage with grills on it let me tell you about life

>>54279843
>>54279848
thanks for the input. i guess i’ll sell at whatever brief recovery it has then

>futures erase entire FED dump in late night low volume trading

Sometimes I suspect institutions manipulate prices higher in low volume after hours to dump from higher prices when the cash markets open back up.

>>54279884
Have I finally met a worthy opponent?

>>54277894
Gonna need a link to this with audio

>>54279894
>Publisher: Nippon Ichi Software
Nah that's just Nippon Ichi being jewish like usual

>>54279861
I just tried this, gotta say, I do feel different in my torso. Then again, I ripped a big one, probably gonna have to change undies. Will this be a regular thing?

>>54279895
>you: breaking your body down doing menial labor, getting paid dirt, have to be up at the crack of dawn, no future
>me: loads of free time, comfortable working space, options for advancement, will eventually become a consultant and have my own business
entry level wagies are literal slaves and they do nothing about it. then they whine and vote for socialism to take from people that can do calculus.

Congratulations, BOILbaggies. It's all up from here.

>>54277266
hey so hypothetically if everything goes to absolute shit tomorrow, and you owned zero stocks, what would you buy at the bottom? asking for a friend.

FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK SIGNATURE BANK
FUCK HELEN OF TROY

>>54279964
s&p 500

>>54279964
I would buy GPRO

>>54279946
I remember being a fresh grad too. You think you're so much better than everyone else because you did what you were told and went to school.
mmm yes own your own business, compete against the multinationals, or consult for them. the future is bright when you're clueless.

Opinions on CRWD? I want to start looking for another job, preferrably one with publicly traded stock so my inevitable stock compensation isn't equivalent to the janitor's wages.

>>54279956
So you're saying that since I bought at 4.08 I wont hemorrhage money......

>>54279791
looks like my theory was correct, you are indeed an overweight dyel entering middle age and wondering why your industrial society basedbody is breaking down

>>54279964
What's my horizon tho?

>>54279946
Anyone that takes pride in their occupational title is a flaming fucking faggot. I am not here to socialize I am not here to have donuts in a company meeting. Corporation's sad little "perks" don't interest me. I'm here to show up, do what needs to be done, and get the fuck out as soon as possible. That's what pays the bulls.

>>54279997
Oh you definitely will hemorrhage some. The volatility decay and steep negative roll yield from contango make sure of that.

But statistically it's like you're a gunshot victim and the doctor transfuses you with 10 units of blood. You might very well pull through.

>>54279971
can you please briefly explain your reasoning as if i am literally retarded?
>>54280004
i dont know what that means?

>>54280026
*Bills

Imagine having to call someone to fix machinery that humanity designed 500 years ago, or longer.

just a broken guy
got a few screws loose

>>54280031
Why buy 1 thing when you could buy 500!

>>54279981
thats the thing, im not better than anyone else. anyone could do this. college is the easiest shit in the world that instantly bumps you up in pay grade to a comfy life. all my old cowokers told me they suck at math so they cant do college, or its a scam. no, the problem is they never put effort into anything. theyre gonna end up old and broke, with fucked up health. the world is a big place with limited amount skilled and educated workers thanks to lazy wagies.

>>54279975
GPRO more like GURO

>>54280031
What do I want to get out of my buy? How long do I expect to be in these positions?

WHOa black betty

>>54280029
Kek, could be worse I suppose

>>54280051
there are two sides to every stock

>>54280050
I graduated with an accounting degree and all I could think in the end was "I could have probably learned all of this o YouTube for free". College is a scam.

>>54280050
Did you pay for it?

>>54280050
Did you get debt?

>>54280050
My aunt got into a pretty high position in a company and she lied about having a degree kek

>>54280050
Did you get laid?

>>54280053
youre a brand new investor trying to make it in the big city

>>54280095
That's nice. Am I planning on buying and selling for a living, is this something I want to 2x and drop, is this me investing so I can get returns constantly for the rest of my life?

once in college this big titted south african girl walked out of class with me and told me she was going to the beach on the weekend, and asked what i was doing
was she asking me out?

>>54280082
that might work but will these wagies even do that? theyd rather wage away, watch netflix and bitch about how the rich people dont give them chances.

>>54280084
>>54280085
nope, the government paid it all for me. all these people saying they cant pay for college but they looked into scholarships or financial aid. they paid for EVERYTHING.

>>54280095
Am I trying to hostile takeover some penny stock and be a small business owner by one of the most expensive means possible?

>>54280109
are you really this lacking in self awareness?

>>54280120
boo hoo college is hard, i dont know how to plot a graph. boo hoo i have to pay for college even though they give anyone huge amounts of cash to pay for tuition without having to pay it back, what am i going to do??

>>54280129
May you have an interesting life.

Baking

>>54280102
constant returns sound nice. how do those work? youre not trying to become baron bigbucks just be comfy and have something you can eventually cash out if need be. no lots of buying and selling. just comfy.

>>54280152
>>54280152
>>54280152
>>54280152

>>54280136
i guarantee ill have a better life than someone working at walmart when theyre 40 years old how is this even an argument?

>>54279916
Possibly. While the normies were out waging I spent like 4 hours playing with some autistic detail about MMA

>>54280149
I like Schwab and Global X right now, but Vanguard is probably considered the elite for divy funds. Low to lowest fees, large pools of money, long history of success. But, like all forms of business, the maxim to never put all your eggs in one basket is wisely heeded, imo. And you don't want to be in competition with yourself between the accounts. Don't buy S&P500 ETF from Fidelity and a S&P500 Mutual Fund from Schwab, they'll be trading against each other, for example. There are a few BlueChips that aren't terrible expensive that also pay divy. I think if I believed this was absolutely bottom of the market tomorrow, and there would be no recession risk, I'd put at least something into REITs, maybe an REIT ETF if there is one. Honestly, I'm not in a cash position to buy and hold, I'm running on day-trade mindset to try to put back enough so I can do long holds. My longest holds are stocks I bought when I wanted to be an investor, but they went sour and I'm too proud to cut losses, especially since I think they're still solid businesses. For me, if I knew tomorrow was the bottom, I'd probably just sell Friday puts.

>>54277669
How do I long breast augmentation?

>>54277970
Damn m8, I know exactly how you feel

>>54278006
This is the answer