/biz/ - Business & Finance

Baking.

>CPI comes in hot
It's over

What happens next, bobros?
Continued mumu heeming after their faggot pump is over? There's a lot of ground we need to reclaim.
My port is alive again but I'm still down.

I fucking love the next thread!

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it?

Hopefully something juicy

>ahem
>I don't know
>niggers

>>54272963
J Powell will crash this economy with no survivors (except the Jews)

>>54272972
I'm not selling SQQQ. we are going to crab downwards over the coming week or two

Pour one out for mumu as he will never see these highs ever again in his lifetime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7VGTrrFvg

what the fuck was today

>>54272973
Reminds me of photoshop tutorials from 2000s. I was so proud of making cool text effects back then. I miss those comfy days

>>54272972
Idk why but I'm scared for tomorrow

I’m still laughing at how bulls were acting around 3pm. They thought they had won

>>54272972
>mumu
>circumsized
Top fucking kek. Mumu's are literal goy nigger cattle. Absolute bitches of jews

>>54272935
How do you guys buy options when the contract price is going lower and lower and you just want to throw money at it? I'm trying to avoid "throwing money at it" when it comes to buying contracts. It seems like a dumb idea to buy a contract just because "look how cheap it is!" I'm not even talking about sunk cost fallacy, I'm just asking whether you guys have strategy with your money allotments. Do you let yourself buy a contract for $0.03 when you still have conviction that it will turn into a $1.00? Or do you stop yourself because you don't want to "throw money" and would rather strategically allot it.

>>54272999
checked and bag pilled

>>54273014
Desparate Israeli JIDF shit. Or you're a pajeet. Shut the fuck out of here. You're losing. Kek

>>54273023

>>54273018
i throw money into good contracts that will make money at critical moments based on pa. regardless of price. Spy though 50 dollar contracts are the lowest i'd pay for, but i have to be right the next day or same day or else.

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow

>>54273033
>Shut the fuck out of here.

>>54273033
Seethe you retarded permamumu

>>54273046
Makes sense. I bought one contract at $0.10 today then it sunk to $0.03 and I wanted to buy more. But I was content with my one purchase. Now it's moving in my direction. It's tricky

God dammit /smg/, I broke my computer chair. Not because I'm fat... but because I spend all day leaning on the armrest to look at my charts monitor off to my left... I finally sheared one of the bolts in half

>>54273018
If the contract price is getting lower and lower, the consensus is moving farther away from your opinion that it should appreciate.

ie It's more likely that it's worth zero than $1.

Short options you can at least profit off of theta decay.

>>54273055
I'm up 4% on my inverse ETFs :')

>>54273073
KWAB

>>54273059
You like it? You probably think you're cute correcting me on the grammar you just learned to use 200 years ago when English invaded your country and didn't leave until the year 1900.
>>54273060
I'm actually bearish as shit right now. So no, I amn't a mumu.

>>54273033
>Desparate Israeli JIDF shit. Or you're a pajeet. Shut the fuck out of here. You're losing
>you are losing
>kek
YWNBAW

>>54273018
I only buy butterfly spreads and make money off the fact that contracts drop, in a convoluted sort of way. But yes, when a call or put is that cheap it's that cheap for a reason.

Do not get married. Do not take women seriously. Just workout and spam softcore lewds to everyone you have had sex with before. This is financial advice

>>54272985
Thank you Debby poster. You’re a man of distinction.

S&P YEAH YEAH IS THEEE POOP & PEE YEAH YEAH FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54272985
How hairy do you think Debbie's pussy was back then?

>25 pepsis is bullish
lol lmao

>>54272935
so much for 25bps being priced in kek

>>54272991
These fuckers again. Every time they do a fud campaign and short attack they try to frame themselves as virtuous investigative journalists fighting for the common man.

>>54273100
>>54273106

I will sell after shit&piss hit 1800

>>54273073
Just replace it with a better bolt

>We're not planning to raise rates anymore, but we will if we have to
>We're not planning to cut rates anytime soon, but we will if we have to
>Check out this dot plot, we think that by the end of next year the fed funds rate could be 2%, 6%, or anywhere in between.
We're totally in control of the situation, please understand, we have the best experts working for us.

Bobros, redpill me on "sell in May and go away" - is a May dump likely and if so why wouldn't I just hold my positions until then?

>>54273098
>it would be souch a shame if he messud up and you had to go on a date with me instead
>haha
Top kek

>>54273138
>TFW you have to bullshit your way through a difficult client call

>>54273131
I can't, half of the bolt is till inside the hole for it. I'd have to try and drill it out... but the odds of me pulling that off cleanly are pretty low

>>54273033
>>54273060
>>54273096

One actual Mossad faggot goes BlackOp negging against little talmudists, and their gaslight training kicks in.
Holy shit you guys get played like violins.

Play this revelation with ZIM, since it's a good bet that Haifa has your ass in a vice.

>>54273098
kwab

>>54273120
The way the market react today it seems 25 for now with dovish fed hinting at cuts was the assumed. It dumped so hard on "no cuts".

>I'm talking to a female, better punctuate every post with an emoji so they perceive me as non-threatening.

>>54273106
Pretty standard for the time judging by her nudes

>>54273065
Also it depends on how far it's out. if it's 3 weeks to a month out it won't move as fast but you also wont lose as much money from theta. If the pa moves in your favor you can make safe money. Just make sure it's closeish to being in the money rather than goombling for it to dump 50% with 3 dollar contracts
If you're buying contracts like spy that expire next week, expect a ton of movement whether with you or against you. Also you'll have to eat a heavy theta regardless if you're correct or not. 50 dollar weekly contracts for spy gets hit with ~13 dollar theta loss per day for spy, so be wary of that.

>>54273073
>not because I'm fat
uh huh

>>54273125
They showed her tits in videodrome but not her potentially thick bush. I need to know.

>>54273157
My opener was "ayy you gurl I thought about that throat today"

>they always call me a nigger
>women fuck dogs

>>54273164
Holy shit I have no idea what you just said and I just spent the whole day trading options against Wall Street niggas.

>Talks about how last year rate hikes and Fed plans were said ahead of time to help banks
>They were
>Now ambiguous and no clear direction in the future
Thanks Jerome, verification not required

>>54273161
It’s an office chair not a car. I would bet it’s pretty loose with no corrosion. Get a pick or small screw driver and see if you can back it out.

>>54273208
Nigger

>>54273206
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

>>54273177
I want powell to nuke the markets with 100bps next time to rip the bandaid off and let them bleed out dry for once.

>>54273081
>>54273097
>>54273198
You guys are strategic. I appreciate the ideas. This is what I'm trying to be. Ignoring that greedy little whispering voice that sucks at trading.

>>54273138
Do you seriously not get "we're going to pause and cut sooner rather than later but we can't come right out and say it or everyone will go completely insane" out of what he's saying? Legitimately asking, I think bears are getting too cocky on this

THREAD THEME
https://youtube.com/@uncleanswers

I will be green in my day trading funny money account
I will NOT eat ze bugs

>no shares available to short

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>coin getting SEC notice
Its over.

>>54273206
I believe the picture was meant to imply she keeps it tidy. I interpret it this way after zooming in very closely.

>>54272991
Rolling for Tether

JPow has no idea what's going on. is that bullish or bearish?

>>54273254
Nice link ya fuckin donut.

>>54273129

So my COIN calls that I got "for cheap" at 3:55 are fucked?

>>54273234
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8GlY0f4lY

>>54273248
Bears are just another flavor of the 4chan cut and paste contrarian personality type

>>54273268
Bloomberg said he will be in a position of reacting and not proactive. Also, that it was his fault. Which is pretty much the truth.

>>54273278
Why the fuck?
You taking the other side of Chanos’s trade?

Mümüsisters.... This wasn't supposed to happen....

What's the funnest poopiest stock?

>>54273324
NEGG lol

>>54272935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

>>54273324
$BBW

>>54273274
>>54273288
We also have to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

>>54273324
buttPLUG

>>54273324
schd
schitdick

and Intel

you bought calls right anon?

I honestly think tomorrow will be green

>>54273189
Girls like emojis and it's an easy way to make sure that tone is correct. You would understand if you didn't have autism.

>she just didn't feel like it was going anywhere
>because I told her I wouldn't date her
>someone is going to marry this girl and buy her a house

Do not get married /smg/ it's the worst bags you could ever purchase

back under "the line"

calling mr. "deep value" REIT investor from last Friday
show yourself pussy, kek

you debbie harry posters are morons, she was a playboy bunny waitress ie "professional hooker"

>>54273060
>t. desperate permabear after the FED confirmed only 1 more rate hike
It has to go down because it just has to, right?

>>54273366
A top flite whore. We know.

>>54273318
it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHg0fqzjus0

>>54273234
Imagine hittin that drunk in the bathroom at CBGB’s

>https://www.thestreet.com/employment/leaked-documents-show-amazon-made-an-enormous-mistake
>AMZN posted triple the amount of jobs when only a fraction were approved at all

Oh yeah, this shit is gonna dump hard for the next few days. Dot com bubble 2.0 is starting kek.

>>54273382
>It has to go down because it just has to, right?
Yes

>>54273117
It is when you realize this was the lowest volume day all week. No one worth anything actually sold.

>>54273390
Why is everything I want to buy bouncing in the after hours?
Make it stop.

>>54273220
Good point, technically it was Grey Op, since you never pretended to be anyone.
Play this with BMY for vision related medications and accessories.

>>54273382
it's going down because you touch yourself at night

>>54273392
>While Talking Heads is playing
K I N O

>>54273248
>>54273289
With the added malus that they bought SOXS at 81 thinking that it would go to 200.

>>54273366
And one you could never afford

>>54273265
kek true
>>54273274
Perfect Aryan specimen.. Zoomers worship mutt mystery now.
>>54273392
She was with the same jew forever.

>>54273365
I remember VNO mumu
that exuberance was this high that anons bought office reits
you literally can't make this shit up

No one replied to me :_:
>>54273153

>>54273443
i can afford a crack rock, does that mean i should buy one and smoke it? degen shitter

>>54273423
Were we supposed to take a lesson from you and touch ourselves in public in the daytime?
GEO

>>54273414
See >>54273413
Everyone knows it's going to bounce tomorrow.

>>54273363
>I wouldn't date her
What this means? Dinner and then sex instead of Venmo payment then sex? It's the same thing.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>54273471

>>54273459
low volume, summer vacations abound

>>54273354
what reason do we have to go up in the short term?

>>54273424
https://youtu.be/vDVQO67NCZ4

Why yes I am banned by the SEC for insider trading and use my family's accounts instead. Deal with it gloweis

Fun day at work today. An older coworker pulled me inside his cubicle for an hour long /pol/ rant that I thoroughly enjoyed. I trust you guys didn't break the market while I was gone.

>>54273458
DEEP VALUE
E
E
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V
A
L
U
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Does Shannon's Demon strategy actually work?

>>54273208
I'm on dating apps as a chud and it's all traps. Lot of eyebrow paint and linebacker sized women. They seriously don't deserve my seed. Gotta save it for the markets. The heeming will continue until morale improves.

>>54273507
dangerously based

>>54273415
Holy shit I still have no idea or motivation correlated with trying to understand what the fuck you just fucking said but it's clear we're both in our own lanes shooting flamethrowers like we're on the front of our trucks like Mad Max.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1638551840433242113

some major fuckery going on with Capital One. Credit debt bubbles about to pop?

>>54273514

>>54273490
today was a stop killer and Jerome is saying the market in general is healthy with no changes to the interest rate.

>>54273414
tech side we are still looking big dogs to sell off this will drag nasdaq and othter techies down too. sp500 wide market is quite solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FxOKTDGuto

>>54273523
No, but Roko's Basilisk does.

>>54273486
I mean is a dump even likely in this current regime? Things are so uncertain and dumb.

>>54273424
Why is he sweating so profusely?

Also I hope FRC gets to $30 some time in the next couple of months. at least jerome didn't hit us with the 50 benis. he's gotta prevent the entire financial sector from collapsing so i still have hope. i doubt he can just let all the banks fail in domino-like fashion. but i've been wrong before so who knows.

>SOXL rests at $16.00 monthly support. The next level is $15.60. After that is $14.80. Then $13.88. Or $20.

slurp boil here? Or wait for the 3.50-3.80 range?

>>54273538
>all those crypto retards in the comments
Christ

>TWNK
NAsisters I need your insight
stock looks good but are twinkies still a popular thing?

heres a neat trick: look at the treasury secretaries last names since 1973

>>54273274
https://youtu.be/c1dRJSYgdVk
...... im blaming it on my ass burgers
>nice tits by the way

>>54273557
FRC will be delisted before April.

>your shitpost has been recorded for posterity

>>54273033
>t. Paid shill or bagholder
Yeah u just want people to lose money or gain hope by tricking others with ur bullish behavior

>>54273557
Full suit and TV lights are hot man.

>>54273514
>>54273542
pretty sure i was arguing with that exact guy and telling him REITs have the same stress points as the failing banks over higher interest rates

I even linked him a fund that halted all withdrawals to stop a bank/REIT run. He adamantly defended that it somehow wasn't true and REITs are different. people just don't want to learn

>futes rippin!

>>54273164
MEDS

>>54273557
it's not getting better

>>54273563
Why even bother with levels on a triple leveraged ETF? Why not figure out the levels for SOXX or some of the underlying? Regardless, I think it's going to 20 sooner rather than later

>>54273608
he was calling me a wagecuck loser when it is literally my field and I make lots of money analyzing the industry
the best part is the pain is just beginning. lol
the hubris on this fool

NVDA owes me AI sex

>>54273511
good work guys. I think NVDA shorts might actually need an intervention of some kind, bless them.

>>54273476
I met her at a park and paid like $30 for dinner. She is a ballerina and deepthroats. Definitely cheaper than venmoimg whores.

Again. Financial advice

SINCE I HAVE A MASSIVE FUCKING CASE OF ASS BURGERS, NEW THREAD THEME FAGGOTS
https://youtu.be/kqLzrCNDiU0

>>54273626
Is that LLY or PFE? And I would appreciate that when I point out your operations, you call me Sir.

That's MEDS Sir.

>>54273240

Reminder that equities are just worthless taxable gambling tokens and real estate always goes up cause real estate is always valuable. SP500 can go to zero overnight and nobody would panic except daytrading cucks.

>>54273514
kek that was me. I sold yesterday at $15.30. Easiest trade in a while.
Glad someone remembered me.

If you want another screencap - I'll probably reenter tomorrow when the whole market dumps again.

>>54273628
Because I've been trading on it. Every time I think it doesn't work, it works. SOXL flipped around at $17.90 (actually $18.02) today like I thought it would. I suspend disbelief because it makes me money. But I know it doesn't make sense and the meme lines on this triple leveraged index are retarded. Yet? People trade on them I guess. It works until it doesn't?

>>54273598
give me a rundown on VNO
i have no idea how to analyze REITs

>>54273523
Just read about this.

Is it literally just buy low and sell high?

Don't think this is what the market wants to hear kek. We're going lower, lads. Enjoy elevator trip down.

>>54273684
lol ok bud
you gave me a good raff I have to give it to you

>>54273637
I'm also a financial professional lol. Oh well, we tried to save him

>>54273665
uhmmm what. sp500 gambling tokens happen to own the real estate

>>54273665
I'm staring at a negative investment value unless you have a cousin in business banking. Property taxes on concrete pavement plus education plus fire plus sewer plus police that don't show up plus gibsmedat zoning, all added with a real world dose of niggers, foreign gangsters, and crack heads. Not to mention the rats.

>>54273694
here's a qrd
stay the fuck away
invest in VNQ in 4Q23 or 1Q24, hard to guess timing. long way down to go my bros

>>54273511
One of the maintenance guys here used to do that. He retired and i miss him. The usual routine:
>g'morning
>morning
>nice weather today
>yeah
>so those liberal cocksuckers in Ottawa....

>>54273387
Literally a perfectly average woman... why so obsessed m8?

>>54273696
He was not having their shit today.

>>54273543
I'm honestly pissed I didn't have more money to buy long term calls in terms by the end of the day, I did miss sell at peak though i was hoping for straight gains till the end of the day but it kind of looks like shit might pump into Friday or even next week.

>>54273354
On inverse tripple leverage, yuppers

>>54273511
Kek

>>54273648
My gf can't deepthroat and I'm really starting to crave the feeling. Where do I find such deepthroating ballerinas?

what does your broker do if you're holding options that cancel each other out?

buy 1 call
sell 1 call
this makes a spread.
both finish ITM for max profit - does the broker just cancel them out and give you the cash? or do they literally exercise both of them and you have +100 shares and -100 share sold short as 2 separate positions?

>>54273596
>>54273627
I mean, is the whole banking system domino-effect collapsing, or what? I'm fine if everyone else is going down with me. I doubt they'd let that happen though. You know who.

>>54273696
This. The Fed is being reactive rather than proactive.

>>54273354
FUCK YOU A!

>>54273725
why did you title the image "deep value" lol
REITs are a good hold if we get another stagflation period, but yeah it does seem like theres a lot more downside in the short-term

how do you value REITs? NAV?

>>54273648
>I met her at a park
I noticed you didn't say I swiped right at the park... The dating apps are low key brainwashing to get young horny men to fall for literal traps. Men with wigs. It's ridiculous. If I'm gonna go the online route, might as well just go "shopping" vs pay to play zuckercuck faceberg data mining scheme they have concocted with dating apps. You know the match questions now ask if you are willing to date exclusively in the metaverse... For compensation I can maybe be convinced. Otherwise keep it pushing Mark.

>>54273795
no the big banks like JPM will survive, just not your FRC shitcoin

>>54273790
Buying and selling the same call is not a spread

>>54273769
If she really likes you then you have to train her. If she doesn't want to learn she doesn't really like you. Simple as.

In my anecdotal experience I would say less than 20% of girls can do it and they aren't the type of girl you would want to date. But if yours can't do it and you can break her in that's a whole different story with bonus kink points

>>54273803
??
For 2 years they've been saying the same thing higher longer until the data proves out success. Now they say they're seeing success.

You're just bobo on some shit. You should really challenge yourself to find some value instead of just aiming for assassinations.

>>54273640
Where were you last year when I was schizo posting that Westworld runs on NVDA tech. Wish I woulda stuck to my original thesis. I got shaken from all individual stocks last year. I exclusively goomble on inverse leverage etfs

>>54273805
i'd say it depends on the type of REIT, but you'd do a FFO ratio of equity or something

>>54273718
>implying
this is REAL estate stonkfag. Why would you own shares of some shit like microsoft when you could own this? This is value after the back taxes. An apartment home for african family immigrants.

>>54273567
I'm holding out for more market tanking. BOIL took a dive today too, it just keeps dropping little by little for the last stretch.

>>54273161
Get a screw extraction kit
I pray you at least have a drill

wasnt the .25 bps increase already priced into the markets?

>>54273471
You never tried to outrun a cop on a two stroke and it really shows fren

>>54273805
see my other posts ITT. it was a joke
NAV, FCF, implied cap rate. % makeup of different asset classes. stabilized vs value-add vs development portfolio composition.
Wait for MF and industrial assets to get heemed later this year or early next year and then jump in with both hands.

>futures

>>54273875
Yeah, I have a nice actually

>>54273819
as long as the strikes are 1$ apart, it makes a spread. here is my spread going into tomorrow

>>54273877
Check the volume.

>>54273867
Sadly much of that wood is probably perfectly good, if a bit on the easy to burn.
And since it's rare that people specialize in saving wood, real pieces of 400 year old timber get chopped up by dozer blades and dumped.

>>54273877
No they thought J-Pow would cuck and lower rates today.

comfy markets

>>54273877
They also said it wouldn't be the last rape hike, which upset pivooters. But don't worry in a few days a nothing burger will happen that will make them think "ah-ha! Now they surely HAVE to pivoot!"

>>54273887
Lol that happened to me a couple times. Once when I was a teenager in church... was just standing there and suddenly I was OUT. Another time like 5 years ago. I was cleaning a knife and accidentally cut my thumb open... I yelled FUCK and, my gf who I was with at the time came into the kitchen... and then I just fell over.
It was pretty fucking fun

>>54273887
is she ok

>>54273887
>die Zukünfte

>>54273823
She's been legitimately trying for like three years, I think I'm unironically too big for her. I think my only options are to never feel it again or cheat.

>>54273915
This is what mumus want to take away from you

>>54273098
What did I just read? (it hurts)

Another day. Sleepy. First time in uh a long while I actually worked the whole day. Not used to it. Normally during the afternoon I take a nap.

>>54273899
how can you lose doing this?

>>54273818
Regionals are an essential part of US banking stability

>>54273893
Should be able to get it out with one then
Good tool set to have around too

>>54273943
Show me a recording of a cow doing this. Bobos are clarly smarter than 84% of US population

>T H E F U T U R E

https://youtu.be/mk-4dcdgKQo

>>54273961
Yeah, I'll stop by HD later and get an extraction kit and new bolt... but I'm not hopeful. I'm pretty bad with this stuff. It was a miracle I was even able to assemble this chair

>>54273887
What I like is how nobody went to her, they were too worried about the news report. They literally left a dying woman, not 10 feet away. And the most important thing to keeping her alive at that point was immediate CPR.

>>54273948
he loses money if it goes below 393

>>54273979
Only one way to get better
Practice practice practice(and watch other guys succeed and fuck up)
Be sure to bring your bolt with you so you get the right size

>>54273867
That’s Baltimore and the joke is you couldn’t own it even if you wanted it. The niggers that run the city expect the buyers to pay of the liens and back taxes left over from the people who abandoned it. This is often way more then what the place would be worth even if you fixed it up. Niggers fuck up eveything. Top to bottom and bottom to top and then bitch about how there is no housing for them.

>>54273971
>futures without an S
wtf is that word?

Sooooo, crabbing till March CPI numbers right? So, nothing to do for the foreseeable weeks.

>>54273911
Love how elon did the synagogues work this time around. Such a good honorary jew. His milkshake brings all the exit liquidity to the yard.

>>54273877
25 was but the 'no cuts' language and conflicting loosey goosey lack of a plan spooked the pumpers.

>>54273887
>futures

>>54273948
>>54273984
no you morons, i lose if SPY finishes tmrw ABOVE 393. these are puts, not calls. i'm already in the money but if the market rallies tmrw, i could be out of the money

my question is if i hold these to expiration, will they cancel each other out and the broker just gives me cash, or will they both be executed, leaving me with +100 shares of SPY and -100 shares of SPY (sold short) as 2 existing positions

i just want the cash, i dont want the shares

ha..ahaha...ahaAHAH...HAHAHAAH........AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>54273956
some will survive, some will be bought for pennies, most will collapse
in todays age you just swipe out billions within seconds switching to a "too big to fail" bank, who's having massive cash lying in a regional bank at this point?

>>54272935
i'm shorting into the euro open. when is that, like 3am?

Just some profit-taking... bull market resumes shortly...

>>54274027
it's finally our time bobros. S&P needs to go down just 10% and I'll break even

>>54273899
Ok, so they don't cancel each other out then

>>54274043
FUNDSTRAT'S OWN TOM LEE! NO WAY I DIDNT KNOW YOU POSTED HERE WITH US CHUDS. HOW COOL. HERE TAKE MY MONEY TOM, STRATEGIZE MY FUNDS PLEASE!

>>54273899
>As long as the strikes are $1 apart, it's a spread
What if I two two strikes at the same value but different dates? It's a calendar spread. Arguably any two instruments in tandem are a spread.

>>54273926
>tiny booboo
>passes out

Nigguh what? I cut my leg open on a sheet of laser cut stainless steel at work the other year and said "oh shit" before finishing my shift and not giving a fuck. What is wrong with you faggots

>>54273877
Yes, but everyone likes to be the contrarian when it comes to the market.

>>54273557
FRCs problems just got worse with a rate hike of any kind. Their bonds are now even more underwater.

>>54274036
>hurr durr
hurr durr indeed.

>>54274100
>What if I two two strikes at the same value but different dates? It's a calendar spread. Arguably any two instruments in tandem are a spread.
true

>>54274114
Nice

>>54274082
Sorry, we only work with clients with at least $20,000 in investable assets.

Next time SPY pumps to 400 again remind me to spend 2k on shorts

>>54274025
Loses intrinsic value the longer you hold onto them. You can have the stock go up the next day and you'll wake up with a dick in your ass because it's assumed to be the end of the stock climbing.

There's also the options losing or gaining value based on people over or undervaluing it. You're paying and receiving what other people value it at.

pottery

>>54273915
>>54273943
Bears have sovl. Bulls are npcs.

>>54273926
You sound like a bitch bruh

>>54274114
>Imagine not braging about not taking a paid day off
>Imagine not treating to sue to just get a settlement
I bet you bought calls today

>>54273940
This is pretty tragic situation desu. I mean it's definitely hot if she is giving it a solid try and just can't do it. I would say stick around anon. On the other hand it is the single best feeling in the world other than hard-core drugs that will destroy your life so it's a toss up dude.

>>54274156
Indeed brother

>>54274156
Bears are lazy cunts, mostly foreigners who don't know how to produce and spend their entire lives jealous and angry that the success of the American disproves the core of their idiot idolatry of self worship.

>>54274019
>$200 to ruin your dick and asshole
how do I short faggots?

>>54272985
booba

https://twitter.com/investorturf/status/1638666768473309185?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>BTC down $1,000
>now this

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>54274148
If underlying price stays the same they can't lose intrinsic value.

>>54273971
How would that even work? 4th dimensional shit or something?

My theory is if we were capable of time travel at any point in the future we would have seen it happen already. It probably already did happen with things like the assassination of JFK or some other event that we take as just a well known thing that happened.

>>54273980
I don't know the story, but only if she was in cardiac arrest. looks like a stroke. if she had a pulse then CPR wouldn't help. if she was having a stroke she would need rapid transport to an ER for a clot busting drug like TPA
>.t medic

>>54274140

>>54274177
SEETHING MUMU DETECTED POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54274177
bears on left, America on right

>mfw someone tells me deep voices are for high T men
>look it up
>it actually says if you're a man who likes deep voices you're probably gay
Why are people on this website in denial about their love of cocks all the time?

>>54274151
Bobo is right for once

>>54274148
>Loses intrinsic value the longer you hold onto them
not necessarily. if they are both ITM in this spread configuration, they actually gain value as the expiration gets closer if SPY stays the same price. see that green dotted curved line? it steepens as time expiration gets closer and the spread becomes worth a little more as the curve steepens over time

>>54274025
oh my bad i didnt see the "to close" option. my brokerage only has buy/sell so i skipped over that. so youre long 393 puts at the moment.

>>54274196
baggies really are still seeting about the 2021 stock haults huh? nobody likes to admit it but even as scummy and jewish as that move was, they probably saved thousands of retards from becoming baggies buying at $350++

>>54274179
>Fighting the fed
The Fed is the market. Wallstreet is protected by ESG guidance and gays.
To short faggots is to fight the institutions

>>54274036
with how publicized FRC has been, i doubt it. we'll see though. i've got gambling money in it so, worst case scenario i've got a clunker i'll keep in my portfolio forever as a reminder. but i feel like if that happens the contagion will spread and confidence will be lost in the financial system and the bank runs will start, collapsing everything. i highly doubt they'll let that happen. JPM can't just run everything itself, that's retarded.

>>54274208
the narrative was she had a bad heart valve and the doctors told her some time ago that it would fail at some point. that can be fixed, or a pacemaker can be inserted, but you have to be alive...

Reminder, Bears are normally browns who can't count on anyone to do a 50 hour work week, and only want to loot.

>>54274214
maybe another bear but I remember he would only go for the snickers bars

>>54274161
>the metal work we were doing was up like 400000000% because "muh supply chain issues"
>take the day off
>sue the company for an ouchy

You are pretty retarded dude

>>54274214
Funny how no one ever asked me if I'd like to live in a world where I'm equal with these creatures. FML

Anyone else say “I’ll wait for a red day to buy” but then a red day comes and you’re like YIKES so you FOMO in on a Green day?

>futures

>>54273830
>he forgot le inflation is transitionary situation

Shout out to Mott Capital for making it all possible with the TA!

>>54274019
i don't know what the other two things are besides the dildo and honestly i think i probably don't want to know.

>>54274204
I think it would essentially mean that current intentions and actions are influencing the past in a way that ripples through time into the present, which of course creates a feedback loop. Once you accept that there are probably infinite universes and literally anything you can conceptualize is real somewhere or sometime, a lot of things become less absurd.

>>54274167
Yeah it's a real rock and a hard place. I do love her a lot and don't see us breaking up, which is great, but also that means I'm accepting that I'll never get deepthroated again unless I want to risk hurting her

>mumus are wagies
it all makes sense. they cant think on their own, which is why theyre stuck in wagie life so they just throw their money at the market demanding that they get more free money for nothing because somehow they "deserve" it for being a wagie.

>>54274235
>so youre long 393 puts at the moment.
yea long 393 puts and short the 392 puts. max payout is SPY below 392 and both finish ITM

>>54274196
>BTC is the same price it was friday?
>HA BAGGIES!

>>54273963
>shadman

>>54274298
I noticed the "pros" I'm paying so the same thing...

>>54274301
it is. just about 2 years transit. you can't blame the FED for Congress. You can blame Congress for the FED, and ask them to use the Treasury instead.

>>54274019
Hmm, looks familiar.

>>54274300
What is this cat's deal?

>>54274301
they'll literally collapse the financial sector if they keep raising rates though.

holy shit what happened at 15:00 today? my god

>>54274322
>max payout is SPY below 392 and both finish ITM
Why not just buy the put for bear directional bet?

>>54274348
Why not go to HD for that?

>>54274316
they don't become less absurd. if anything they become more absurd.

>>54272935
Is this real? Is all it takes for boomers to not be concerned is

>well the fed chair is whistling and smoking a joint, everything must be fine!

>>54274333
what I mean is you forgot them pushing rate hikes into the horizon because le inflation was transitory by their standards so they should raise rates yet
then they just blamed it all on the ukr vs russia situation

>>54274239
they dont understand that brokerages have a vested interest in not having their clients lose their moneyi n a pump and dump

>>54274368
https://youtu.be/b7Bj1dBMYBE
Powpow put his big balls on the podium and told the jews he doesnt know while also telling them no cuts.

>>54274161
>imagine not being a bitch
(Forklift operator here)

>emerging markets up
>china up
>dollar taking a shit
Literally cannot stop winning

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>>54274376
>he's just like me

>>54274317
Bobo no…

>>54274369
>Why not just buy the put for bear directional bet?
because it's alot more expensive to do just long puts, so by selling the 392 puts i can greatly reduce my cost to put on the trade

longing 393 puts was like 250$ each whereas the 392/393 bear put spread only cost like 25$ each

>>54273098
embarrassing but also a little based

>>54274391
Today Mr. Powell said that there were expected no more rate hikes if things tightened up in the credit markets. Everything he pointed to was a max of 5.1%, which is .1% away.

market makers after they realize that they're holding millions shares of $GME to delta hedge all of the calls they sold to apes this week

>>54274532
faggot

>>54274172
Ravens/Crows and Big Predators like Bears and Wolves are top tier bros in the wild. Ravens and Crows will help them scope out potential prey and the Bigger Predators will let them feed on the carcasses.

>>54273098
>haha
faggot

>>54274298
I figured that out a year ago.
Reprogram.
If it's going up, I YIKES.
>Thank God I already have some, and most DRS'd!
If it's dumping, I SLURP.
>Oh my God, thank you for making these fools so greedy, that they may offer my gold for the price of dust.

Here is my TA. The market/every Tom, Dick and Eduardo thinks the market is going to pump. (It's been pumping already preemptively up until today.) I had a feeling that it was going to dump today no matter what because the house always wins.

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